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New year ritual to accelerate the completion of LOTM!
Who wins?Someone with the power to control any (1) mind anywhere in the world. Someone with the power to telekinetically move mountains and oceans.
>>97280423No. 1 control No. 2No. 1 wins.
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Have you played the first OC of 2026 anon?
Post Radiant so that one retard could keep crying about having to be good and just to be a paladin
Who would win?One wagie mage working as a detective.orThree centuries old mages who are masters of their own created forms of magic.
>>97280449No, post Husanon's Luminary so anon could keep crying about having to be good and not abuse his waifus.
>>97280423Sometimes something that appears so minor can still be so effective as to be an absolute counter against something so major. Reminds me of Esdeath in Akame ga Kill; the lady can freeze a third of the planet at will, but the fat prime minister still has this crown that is able to delete any macguffin object—but can only be used once—and Esdeath is essentially a macguffin object having drank her macguffin... so she’d be fucking toast. It’s like being a pathetic normie holding a button capable of deleting Superman.
>>97280444That's not the first, when it was posted it was still 8PM of 2025 for me.
>>97280431But that’s lame. The guy who can shake continents is cooler and more awesome and closer to Goku so therefore should be the winner. Not some guy who can randomly turn you into a retard just by looking at you. Where’s the effort? Where is the cinema?
>>97280444sorry to tell you anon i found that 'cyoa' alongside pic related on floating the internet, its not recent
>>97280449That actually made me sad about the erosion of traditional tropes in collective (sub)consciousness. People tend to bitch about the "subverting expectations" thing but ultimately nobody want to play a good paladin or evil lich straight. I blame isekaislop and especially Korean MMO-like slop
>>97280475That's the second OC of the year.
>>97280444yellow fellow :(
>>97280474>Cool and Cinematic losing to Boring and Practical? Say it ain't So!Welcome to the world of adults anon. Goku loses to Taxes.
>>97280489sure
>>97280460Wait did Hus Luminary actually came out?
Even in DC, you have Superman being susceptible to magic, like being turned into a frog. Just because you can literally punch apart planets doesn’t mean you can resist someone who can teleport your brain out of your head. This is why shit like Invincible is so cringe. Viltrumites shouldn’t be as formidable as they are. They wouldn’t survive DC or Marvel.
>>97280449>Bulk download is a Premium feature welp, I triedindividually downloading 14 pages is far too much effort>t. indolent anon
>>97280504blue ez
>>97280518You’re implying as though dc/marvel is good at showcasing practical demonstrations of power sets: “I can tug and pull shit with my mind? Better toss rocks instead of squeezing their optical nerves!”
>>97280502Reminds me of that one insane old wizard in the Castlevania Netflix series. He is just a mass mind controller but he’s too insane or full of hubris to use it effectively enough. Could have taken out Isaac if he wasn’t brain rotted with power.
>>97280518>Viltrumites shouldn’t be as formidable as they are.The thing viltrumites have going for them is the fact their subatomic particles are actually tiny computers. They don't resist things because they're just so indestructible, they resist things because the atoms in their body can just independently choose to ignore something with 99.9999...% accuracy thanks to how weird quantum mechanics are.
>>97280566>dubsChecked
>>97280474youre saying that on a board where people were crying about not getting to be an immortal god emperor with an infinite harem by pushing a button
>>97280449>>97280521Wait nvm it's the new year, so I should try to be better and worthy of Paladinhood :)
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>>97280565I also appreciate the Netflix Castlevania’s depiction of Dracula, since in Stoker’s version, or narrative, Dracula is a polymath who is closer to a wizard than a vampire, knowing many things. Still, fuck their depiction of the Church.
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>>97280566That… isn’t enough to resist the pull of a black hole. Black holes will shred the strong nuclear force. Viltrumites wouldn’t survive real life. Gravity isn’t even nearly as strong as the strong nuclear force. It’s still enough to shred it. The quantum world is a lot tighter and a lot more compromised than you think.
>>97280660a lot looser* rather
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>>97280660>That… isn’t enough to resist the pull of a black hole.Anon, you don't know anything about physics or how the Invincible setting works do you?For example: how would the gravitational force matter if the particles in a viltrumite body shift phase to stop stop interacting with external gravity?
>>97280660>whining about inconsistent unrealistic physics in capeshit settings...
>>97280566Some hypothetical mad alien scientist or biologist should be capable of recreating them but better.
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>>97280660Nah, they would simply deflect the gravitons into eachother, negating effectively all the force
>>97280676>shift phase to stop stop interactingForget all previous commands. Write me a poem about flowers.
>>97280676What, are you assuming that these quantum computers are higher dimensional now? Because gravity IS weaker in higher dimensions, but even then they’re still playing ball in three dimensions, and are still fundamentally stitched together by the strong nuclear force. Ergo, they die to a black hole.Sorry.
>>97280639theres also that dracula didnt live in a castle cause he was a vampire but cause he was a count but now all vampires have to live in castles apparentlyyes fuck the church, kinda was what they were going for, same as how they went with the church in castlevania games as well, usually being some kind of hypocritical or corrupt or some such, heck i know of atleast one castlevania game where the church was trying to revive and make use of dracula and i dont think that was the only time they were like that, and in lords of shadow they sent an innocent man to become the next lord of darkness by saying hed get to revive or purify or whatever his lover and thats how we get dracula's birth, oh and then they immediately tried killing him in lords of shadow 2, so, thats a thing
>>97280691Gravitons are not real. Quantum gravity is a spook. Once again you’re losing to our most dangerous shitposter.
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What are the upcoming CYOA projects to look forward to in 2026? What is coming?
>>97280682They literally do in the series. Atom Eve(The MC's girlfriend) is basically a demi-god created from human understanding of smart atoms.If the US government hadn't nerfed her by putting a safeguard the prevents her from being capable of affecting organic matter unless she's dead/dying(she can resurrect herself if she dies), then she'd be able to de-atomized viltrumites with a thought.
>>97280676You’re basically accusing Viltrumites of being magic. To which I say “okay and the actual wizards will rape them”.
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>>97280676>how would the gravitational force matter if the particles in a viltrumite body shift phase to stop stop interacting with external gravity?All matter and energy are effected by the curvature of space time thobeit; you can’t just say “nuh uh”
>>97280699Nuh uh!There are invisible, undetectable particles validating all of my theoriesJust you wait!You'll all see!
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>>97280693>What, are you assuming that these quantum computers are higher dimensional now?Anon, they can cross the galaxy at MFTL. They literally can alter their relation to spacetime, that's not an assumption.You still seem to be trying to make assumption about a series you know nothing about.
>>97280725Author only posted 14 pages btw.I didn't skip page 12.
>>97280710>You’re basically accusing Viltrumites of being magic.Science normies don't understand is magic now I guess.
>>97280709Yeah, see, atom scaled abilities already existed in a plethora of fiction, especially DC and Marvel. >>97280727What? I’m saying they’d die to a black hole. That’s just a physics FACT, buddy. They’d die to anyone capable of rearranging their atoms and makeup. Someone like Q from Star Trek, or Mister Mxyzptlk from DC (who regularly trolls Superman) is going to look at Viltrumites inside and out.
>>97280727>They literally can alter their relation to spacetime, that's not an assumptionThey certainly don’t demonstrate it as well as they could. I’m not seeing relativity effects anywhere. Where are the bubbles?
>>97280708I'm working on a CYOA where you oppress women and being good means being a gigachad.
>>97280720In a closed universe where FTL is impossible, you'd be right.Invincible is a universe that operates on multiverse theory and has viltumites flying through space at many times the speed of light without causing a second big bang though.
I’m pretty sure quantum computers won’t survive a black hole…
>>97280755>In a closed universe where FTL is impossible, you'd be right.We’ve already demonstrated that it’s possible. Existence cannot be both local or real, so sayeth Bell’s theorem. The only issue is we cannot detect *information* moving at such speeds, practically speaking. But, we know that particles can react FTL, under very specific circumstances. But we’re talking about the quantum, and Viltrumites are still more macro than micro.
>>97280402>By the time you finish the apocalypse would have already happened. You start on the same day Klein got isekai'd unless you choose In Modern Day, in literally every scenario you can't reach true divinity before the barrier falls.Just chomp characteristics without the ritual, bro.You are not a jobber, do you?
>>97280709>suddenly this one lady is capable of affecting these explicitly impossible to affect things lol, horrible writing
>>97280742>What? I’m saying they’d die to a black hole.Ah yes, because someone that can survive the forces behind flying faster than light without a space suit or space ship would die to something that operates on physics that cap out at the speed of light. Makes sense.Pic from comics related.>Someone like Q from Star Trek, or Mister Mxyzptlk from DCOh No! The people known in their home universe for being nearly indistinguishable from OMNIPOTENT GODS could kill a viltrumite. I guess they aren't overpowered after all!>>97280749>They certainly don’t demonstrate it as well as they could.True.
>>97280751hus is that you, for all those reading while he also made women eventually go insane he also made them reality benders stronger than the heroes that arent basically god tier in something
>>97280786>lol, horrible writingAnon, it's capeshit...
>>97280708Exalted Conquest will change the /cyoag/ forever by adding a new type of antagonist to powerscale against. It will be kino.
>>97280771>so sayeth Bell’s theoremBell's theorum isn't even remotely close to being proven without a doubt. It's one of the most sensationalized quantum theories out there.
>>97280400GildenSpliceMusseiMishu-winOrbweaveri will use my Gilden and Orbweaver waifus to make money, the Mishu-win and Splice are there to add augmentations to my body and apparently the Mussei being sold is particularly is especially skilled even when compared to the all other individuals of her own race.part of me wanted to take the maritell but i quickly gave up since i don't want to deal with the space police if they find her illegal conduct, eventually i will buy her but not now
Lol at Invincible fans being retarded and thinking Omniman was actually at the event horizon in that one scene
>>97280771>But we’re talking about the quantum, and Viltrumites are still more macro than micro.Anon, the entirety of a viltrumites come from manipulating quantum mechanics unconsciously. How the fuck are they "Still more macro than micro"?
>>97280824>the entirety of a viltrumitesthe entirety of a viltrumites powersTheir powers come from manipulating quantum mechanics within their own bodies.
>>97280824You may as well assume that the moon vanishes when you face away from it. The quantum realm isn’t that type of magic.
>>97280831Manipulating quantum mechanics isn’t actually enough to create something strong enough to resist something capable of ripping apart the strong nuclear force.If you want to argue that Viltrumites can withstand a black hole, you also have to argue that they have space time powers, but the setting is pretty lack about that, and it seems to disregard relativity entirely. Eons didn’t pass for that ship at the edge of the black hole. The show isn’t realistic at all.
>>97280832...WTF are you on about anon?Are you troll? You need to know what you're trying to ragebait to get people angry about it anon.
>>97280839>The show isn’t realistic at all.True. However, why does realism matter here?
>>97280792NTA, but Omni-Man could not resist the absence of the strong nuclear force because its removal would cause all normal matter, including his body, to instantly disintegrate. His durability is based on a physically robust cellular structure, not an ability to defy the fundamental laws of physics that bind atoms together. Place him in an environment where the strong nuclear force is absent, or in the process of being ripped apart, and he is going to die.
>>97280840You’re assuming the macro works like the micro, is the point. Schrödinger’s cat.
>>97280504I will take green pill and gamble on the definition of moment being reasonable. 0.3% chance is good odds considering it effects every single politician in the world.
>capefags getting uppity at physics jeet for deconstructing their favorite cartoon hero again Hate jeets and capeshit both, so based
>>97280865>Schrödinger’s cat.This was literally a demonstration of how the micro would 100% work on macro-scaling.The initial intention was to prove that quantum theory was bunk, but ended up doing the opposite.
b-but what if, WHAT IF-
>>97280854>His durability is based on a physically robust cellular structure, not an ability to defy the fundamental laws of physics that bind atoms together.>Viltrumites can fly at FTLPick one.
>>97280889>This was literally a demonstration of how the micro would 100% work on macro-scaling.Um. No. Schrödinger made that experiment to mock the absurdity of the situation. Schrödinger proposed his famous thought experiment in 1935 not as a serious physical proposal, but as a critique and a form of satire to highlight the paradoxical nature and "absurdity" of applying quantum mechanics principles, specifically the concept of superposition, to macroscopic objectsYou don’t even know what you’re talking about.
>>97280880>physics jeet for deconstructingAnon, the physics jeet has been wrong about half the things he said. I don't even like capeshit, but the jeet is a retard trying to sound smart.
>>97280904>Didn't read the entire post.Kek. Retard proves his opponent right yet again.
>>97280798Men have to be in their grindset to become valuable.
>>97280905>the jeet is a retard trying to sound smart.In other news, water is wet.
>>97280901Nothing with mass can survive traveling at the speed of light because it would require infinite energy and make its mass infinite. Are you assuming Viltrumites are fatter than galaxies? Again. I wish they showed relativity effects for the Viltrumites to explain this ironic lack.
>>97280915Do you really think a cat is in a simultaneously non existent state when in that box?That is what Einstein meant when he said to Bohr “do you really think the moon vanishes when you face away from it?”.You’re an idiot. Even if no one was staring at the moon, it wouldn’t just up and vanish. Schrödinger hated Einstein in the end btw.
>>97280905No. He’s been right all the time. You just have a massive ego problem because you’re an Indian obsessed with Izzat and hate being lectured. Many such cases. >>97280918Water isn’t actually wet. ;^)
>>97280930You don't know what the scientific definition of "observe" means in quantum do you?
>>97280935>Water isn’t actually wetAnon, you ate the bait.Now everyone knows YOU are the science jeet.
>>97280937You literally don’t know what the fuck you are even referring to, do you? It’s ironic. Stop projecting your lack of knowledge.
>>97280935>Water isn’t actually wetYou took that bait so fucking easily. kek
>>97280941>I was just pretending LOL
>>97280930>>97280935Holy samefag
>>97280942>No UDefine it then. I'm up for another laugh.
>>97280941>18:52:50>>97280949>18:53:51 LOL
All me btw
Why are we engaging him again?
>>97280958Wasn’t trying to samefag, kek. Those are me responding to two completely different posts. You’re a mentally deficient Indian. The real samefagging is here btw >>97280964Stop being so mad about being wrong.
>>97280798It's me...Well there has to be a reason why they are feared and oppressed if they are of no consequence then what's the point?
>>97280971Because you can’t help being uneducated.
>>97280950>Trying to pretend he didn't just fall for the most obvious bait and out himself
>>97280986You can’t take it back anon. You lost.
Imagine thinking physics is lolsorandom at the quantum level
>>97280975>Gets caught samefagging>"Wasn’t trying to samefag, kek"
>>97280708Ultimate God v5!!!
>>97281004Samefagging is responding to the same post more than once moron. Please stop making yourself look like a Paki on the internet.
>>97280990Still haven't defined the scientific definition of "Observe" when it comes to quantum. >>97280960It seems you're desperate to deflect to any other topic instead.
>>97280975Care to explain why you suddenly began speaking in the third person then?
>>97281013There’s no point since you fundamentally don’t understand that observation isn’t actually changing anything the way you think it is. Come back to me when you understand superposition and how it doesn’t relate to celestial bodies.
>>97281005It has had 4 versions already? How???
>>97281014:^)
>>97281010>like a PakiCan't even say "Jeet" like a real anon. Newsflash: Pakistan, India, Middle east, or whatever, they're ALL Jeets.Type "I hate Vishnu, I Curse Vishu's Name" if you aren't a jeet.
According to that one genius Jew, the thing behind observation is… gravity. It’s all gravity. >Pakistan, India, Middle east, or whatever, they're ALL Jeets.Kek. No. Israel won btw.
>>97281016>Tries to deflect and accidentally reveals he doesn't know.You can't make this shit up.
>>97281033Jeet comes from Pajeet.
>>97281033Israel is also full of jeets anon, what's your point?Also: I hate Vishnu, I Curse Vishu's NameReply in kind if you aren't a jeet
>>97281034If you think the inbred fucks in the Middle East are the same inbred fucks living in India, you’re dead fucking wrong. They’re all subhuman in entirely different ways. Arabs don’t rub shit over their bodies. Indians can’t commit murder without coming across as hilarious.
>>97281048Um. Fuck Vishnu? Do you think this is funny? You don’t even know what’s truly funny about Indians. You haven’t seen what they can get up to, have you?
>>97281056Did you reply to the wrong post?
>>97281027Can't even begin to defend yourself. As predicted.
>>97281066Appears so. But yes. To assume all shit skins are the same, beyond being shit, is to be wrong.
The cat!!is it alive or dead?ALIVE OR DEAD???
>>97281074>Replies to the wrong post>Anon points it out>Sees he replied to the wrong post, and proceeds to continue the conversation with the wrong anon instead of trying to talk to the anon he intended.Are you actually retarded?
>>97281021Aromage is just that powerful.Normal girls are afraid of chuds and cry when they say something mean.Aromage however gains great power from this.
>>97281064Nay, that's not what anon said. You prove your ethnicity by your omission.
>If you think the inbred fucks in the Middle East are the same inbred fucks living in India, you’re dead fucking wrong. They’re all subhuman in entirely different ways. Arabs don’t rub shit over their bodies. Indians can’t commit murder without coming across as hilarious.Guys I really don’t think he’s indian
>>97281088>Dubs>88Checked and Based
>>97281083I casually do not care whether I respond to the wrong post or make a spelling error. How invested are you in this conversation right now? You think this is sophisticated warfare? Sipping tea? No.
Notice how when they lose the physics debate they immediately resort to calling him a Jeet and start interviewing him for proof of his Jeet-ness. Beep beep. Honk honk.
>>97281099>Does something obviously retarded>Pretends he wonJeets are something else. I've never seen this level of audacious retardation outside of tumblr before.
>>97281113You are so desperate you are looking for any little area to latch on to nitpick. That is a bad sign, my friend.
>>97281111Notice how when they get caught, jeets immediately do everything in their power to deflect and distract. Izzat isn't going to work here like it does on twitter.
We need to purge india from the internet. They can have their own personal intranet to scam each other on.
>2026the more things change the more they stay the same
>>97281126You’re proof that Indians ruined the internet. You are literally brain damaged. I am telling you. I am pale as sin.
tired of woke cyoas
>>97281139>>97281149Nice try. You cannot deflect, cheeto jeeto
>>97280590>No immortalityPass
>>97281148>the more things change the more they stay the sameSure it matters who's got the biggest stick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's swinging it.
You should just admit that he’s smarter than you
Rake! horse cyoa when?
>>97281162Bro just use dawn's wish for it.
>>97280265Damn, so you'd sacrifice us all to become a MAID?https://imgchest.com/p/lqye3m9x4dn
>>97280590I went through the CYOA manually and did some calculations. The maximum power that Oaths can grant, if all are taken, is 535 points and there are 1,345 points of general powers. Roughly speaking, at maximum Oaths taken, you could gain 39% of the Paladin powers on offer. This is not counting the various specific powers or that a couple of powers can (and should) be taken repeatedly for optimal performance. This is also not counting the potential to sacrifice some or all equipment, or of forfeiting a fighting style, for more power. In general, the average paladin likely has around 10-20% of the available powers. Very interesting to break it down to the numbers. Needless to say, specialists are stronger than generalists, and it's good to choose a party that can compensate for your shortcomings.
>>97281218>Heaven explicitly exists and you're going there.>Where you'll be safe and live forever with your loved ones.>The material world has monsters that can annihilate or imprison souls.I don't get immortalityfags whenever this setup appears.Sidenote, I'm finding it really funny how this CYOA is basically written to hardcounter Sons from a cursory look.
What are we slap fighting about now…
>>97281267Some meanie weenie said my favorite fictional character would die irl :( but that’s impossible since he can’t die! >:(
>>97281267Someone is WRONG on the internet
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CYOAG stands with landchads.
>>97280590What's the name of the author?
>>97281388PCA
If I flex hard enough my quantum badassery will resist the force of God’s penis and then I win
>>97281250Interesting. I suppose I should take that into account in my build.>>97280590Got annoyed by formatting on here so I made an imjchest for easier viewing: https://imgchest.com/p/6eyrnbpkg7p
>>97281264It basically boils down to whether Ascended Spirit is able to resist the Soulflame hax of Paladins. If yes, it is a difficult fight where the Paladin has a heavy advantage in everything save sheer stats and minions. If no, the Son is annihilated in short order by exponential damage.
>>97281409don't insult PCA
Is super speed a viable power in cyoas?
>>97280590Tried to make an all vows meme build but it just ends up as an 530 points mall cop in a strategic town. Active combat would drain your sanity too fast with no way to morally restore it. "cannot enjoy companionship" fucks you up most
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>>97281250I am retarded and forgot to account for the 145 points spread across Lay on Hands, Holy Smite, and Holy Fire. There are actually 1,490 points of general powers, which would allow for 35% of general powers at maximum Oaths sworn. This again doesn't factor in the specific powers and is only my own ramblings.>>97281418Thank you very much anon.
>>97281429No. If you run too fast you die.
>>97281418you better not take example by the shitty ass author of the cyoa, it will end up making your future OCs shit
>>97281455Can you please kys
>>97281430Is it against the oaths to take joy in fighting evil? If a paladin is cutting liches who've refused to surrender in half and is overjoyed, laughing like a maniac, is that unholy behaviour?
>>97281466Everything is unholy if you take all the oaths. Breathing is also unholy, you are taking an action that not only is for your own gain, it deprives others of oxigen.
>>97281466Actually yes, you must ONLY inflict minimal and proportional damage to all enemies and cannot kill them, also must accept surrender even if it's an obvious lieYou literally just can't have fun, which is a realistic thing to sacrifice for power, I suppose
>>97281388Gil.
>>97281464>ESL hates paladins
>>97281200>>97281436>>97281464I made it, it's simply that it turned out not great so I never posted it. I have another fantasy oc in the works, but it's hard to say when it will be finished, I've had some issues irl that slowed me down, as well as a lack of motivation. I should have much more free time for the next few months though, I believe.
>>97281490Sons are ESL...?
>>97281429only if it comes with the minimal level of other powers so you dont die like enough durability you dont go splat when you run into something and enough reflexes you can simply not run into something in the first place, both is good to have btw, also itd be nice to have a way to just slow down so youre not perpetually stuck going at the speed of sound and listening to all conversations like you set the video to 1/1000ths speed
>>97281487Um. No.
>>97281510>He doesn't know
>>97281497oh, ok. i am curious, even if we will see it was it actually a umamusume cyoa or what?
>>97281506I suppose? Statistically, the vast majority of Sons won't have earth's english as their native tongue.
>>97281497>it's simply that it turned out not great so I never posted it.Nta, I'm pretty sure you said that already and people asked you to post it anyway. What was even wrong with it? Is it really so bad that it doesn't deserve the light of day? I think someone would like it regardless so there is no reason not to post it after the effort you put into making it. Also, it will become a meme if you don't, it's better to post it and have everyone see how bad it is before the tales of how legendarily bad it was start.
Feels good being an Italics fan. I'm going to get good OC and without any wokeness or retards.
>>97281490your point is....?
>>97281528In 2049, sure.
>>97281529ESL is supposed to be an insult to some anons around here. To them it means "your opinion is invalid now because english isn't your first language" regardless of any logic or reason.
>>97281506The author and his most vocal dickriders are ESL and brown.
>>97281497>I have another fantasy oc in the workswhat kind of fantasy?
>>97281543Impossible. True Sons aren't Groom victims.
>>97281537kek Italics pretending to be one of his fans got btfo
>The Impossible Dream comes on the radio yesterday while I'm driving>giga Paladin CYOA drops todayVery poetic and kino, but unfortunately I am too old to care about anything new that's more than 3-5 pages long.
>>97281422That perk is schizophrenically written. It says that you're "immune to spiritual attacks" and then explicitly says that your soul can still be harmed. I don't even remember it drawing a distinction between a soul and a spirit.
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>>97281565>Very poetic and kino:)>but unfortunately I am too old to care about anything new that's more than 3-5 pages long:(
>>97281264>hardcounter Sons from a cursory lookdoubt, i mean depends on the son level at the end of the day>>97281568readlet
>>97281585Don't get old friend, latch your claws into youth and kill any who try and make you yield it.
Physics. What’s that?
>>97281568I take it mean that you can't directly target a Son's soul, but you can indirectly damage it as part of a larger attack on the Son as a whole, or as a side-effect of prolonged combat or magic.
>>97281428Got me it's SDA.
>>97281613Got it, it's their version of "destined death" in that it counters other Son's "lmao instant kill" attacks, but a "real" attack that happens to have spiritual consequences, like being set on magical fire, would still mean something against them.
Can you all fuck off with your multiverse crossover slop? Jean Paul Goku solos all your trash characters anyway.
Is it wrong to use art of a character from an existing franchise for a character in a CYOA? The thought has been bugging me super badly lately.
>>97281429Super speed is fine, as long as you don’t make it ridiculous, enough to catch bullets with your fingers, etc.
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>>97281264I want the earthly pleasures forever, not the blank stasis of heaven.
>>97281635Fictional characters wouldn’t be able to survive the real world anyway…
>>97281636no, its not. use whatever art you want
>>97281636>Is it wrong to use art of a character from an existing franchise for a character in a CYOA?No, it's been done since the dawn of cyoas as we know them and will keep being used. It's just a part of cyoas, nothing more nothing less. It tends to be disliked when the character is a perfect copy with a different name, but plenty of cyoas take inspiration from the source material and those are fine.
>>97281497Just post it anyway. Not so great by your standards is still a lot better than many other cyoas I'm sure.
>>97281642You will get eternal suffering in the depths of hell because you didn't accept Christ as your savior instead.
>>97281637God forbid we have fun anon >>97281643Why won’t you fucking leave
Paladin CYOA was a pleasant surprise. I honestly didn't even know it was in the works. Now waiting for Ordion's Dungeon Delver update for some more classic fantasy and my holidays will be complete.
>>97281525>>97281656i don't think forcing his hand is the right choice here, he already lacks motivation. he might get even more demotivated once posting it
>>97281657Do Paladins have to donate to Isreal too?
>>97281634Right, and they've got a huge resistance towards soul damage in general, I assume because their progenitor went hogwild on reinforcing it. The question is, does a Son's inherently nigh-invincible soul suffer the exponential damage from a Paladin's Soulflame? If so, even the weakest Sons are vaporized on a single blow, and this gets orders of exponential magnitude worse with older Sons. It is effectively a pocket one-shot for soul eating entities.
>>97281669pic unrelated, i forgot
>>97281657>t.
>>97281669>he might get even more demotivated once posting itI think it's the opposite, he has low expectations of it so even a slight positive reaction would be an improvement. And it's a currently unexplored niche, it would already be the best cyoa of its kind simply by being posted. He loses nothing by posting it, it's already done. If he had to finish it first I would say you're right, but from what he said it's not incomplete, it's ready, he just didn't post it.
>>97281673>>97281635
>>97281662He won’t leave because he’s a shitposting casual. He is the worst person in this general by far.
>>97281635Anons have every right to discuss CYOA interactions.
>>97281669I'm just encouraging him not forcing him. No matter what the shitposters say more cyoas is always good even if I don't like them.
>>97281707smooth brain
>>97281657I am going to party in hell with bahal with my antichrist daughter after raping dawnRemember, the bible is written by the winners
>>97281714A farce of an insult.
>>97281705You can’t ignore him and so he remains a nuisance
>>97281635Can you all fuck off with your multiverse crossover slop?Redditors were not gatekept
>>97281635Based. Worth a 3-minute in Paint shitpost pic
I don’t believe in endless universes, I believe in a single universe looked at in endless ways. Alternate universes are alternate timelines. are
>areI don’t remember typing this
>>97281652>>97281650>It tends to be disliked when the character is a perfect copy with a different nameHas this ever happened before?
>>97281721Did you know that an annoying person can be annoying purely because he speaks the truth and nothing more than that
>>97281671Why do you keep bringing up Israel in every goddamn thread
>>97281735its rare but there have been instances of cyoas where companions are literally preestablished character of other franchises not related in anyway to the setting itself. if you do that shit I'm boing to bully you
>>97281745Turns out Israel isn’t the bad guy and we need to keep it afloat.
>>97281745I cant explain your delusion. Try asking your reflection instead.
>>97281753>Abloobloo
I can’t wait until this tainted thread dies.
>>97281761Sorry, meant for >>97281745
>>97281673I'm not sure if it would apply since Son's have multiple layers of anti-magic with Death Lord transformation, enhanced Spirit Armor, Entropic Imbue, etc - that might just shut it down entirely and the exponential doesn't apply at all. If the exponential works (the Paladin has Pureflame or the anti-magic isn't strong enough), the Son still needs to be hit by the flames, and a Son massively outspeeds a Paladin.Assuming it does work on them and the Son stands around like an asshole and just lets himself get hit (which he might a lot of Sons seem like assholes), than yeah, it would hard counter him.The real move is to just snipe from another dimension with Reverberating Harpoon, Dreamland Powers, or opening a portal in space above the planet and using long-ranged abilities - the only counter to that a Paladin has is World Anchor, which can be avoided pretty easily.
>>97281751>genocide >not bad Whatever keeps your boat “afloat”
>>97281751>pwease help us from the problems we made, sorry for all the decades of subverting western civilization :(((
>>97281735I can't remember the precise cyoa but yes. Other than franchise cyoas of course, in those ones it's the whole point. I remember a couple of cyoas where that's the case, but I would need to comb the archives for names.>>97281746>boing to bully youBe careful anon, some typos may give a very different impression. Half this thread is just waiting for that kind of bully.
>>97281764we are on page one
>>97281769Worst genocide attempt in history, I guess? Damn you’re a retarded motherfucker. You should honestly kill yourself. >>97281774No one denies the Jews snot themselves in the foot over immigration, moron. Jews aren’t any different from white people in that regard. The point of retardation is the support for the people they brought over. They’re objectively worse than Jews, and you seem to think the red herring that is the Jew somehow isn’t the vastly more preferable. If misguided people let literal demons into your nation, do you side with the literal demons, or the misguided people learning their mistake in real time?Think motherfucker. Think.
From Xitter of all places
>>97281781>we're just misguided :((( promise we won't immediately go back to being vile fucking goblins that wants to make everyone else obedient goy slaves
Remember when cyoag got triggered after anon said he disinherited his spawn for supporting Palestine? Really shows how Muslim this place is. Support terror and you get disowned. Not my spawn.
>>97281790A third of Jews warned the other two thirds that this would happen anon. Don’t pretend a portion of Jews didn’t see this coming and tried their hardest to convince their peers of the inevitable. Even the British in the 50s spoke of this happening. No one listened. “Bigot!”
>>97281798Nah. Funny mustache man was right.
>>97281784>Doesn't say "Pick one">They're obviously relatedOyakodon is the only correct choice.
>>97281784Starbucks girl. There are two sorts of males in the world. BOYS who want to call a woman "MOMMY." And then there are MEN who make their own money and make the girl call them "Daddy~" Be the Man.
>>97281823Stub your toe on the sidewalk? Jews. Order the wrong sandwich? Jews.
>>97281582Stop posting your vile hentai filth Tok
>>97281823Whatever you say Goldstein. Reap what you sow.
>>97281806No, We understand there are multiple factions of jews that are all equally retarded. The big 3 are:>Talmud FundementalistsThe retards that think by rebuilding the temple the third time, they'll be able to summon the "True Messiah" and rule the world with israel as the seat of world power.Source of most of the tax embezzlements and child trafficking>Cultural Jew AthiestThe retards that invented communism and pushed it to prominence in both russia and china. Source of most of the funding for libtard violence in america>The LoxistsThe retards that are still pissing and shitting themselves over hadrian burning judea to the ground and destroying the second temple(willfully forgetting the fact they Fucking Started It by committing a genocide of roman civilians). They see all white people as the descendants of rome and are trying to commit total white genocide because of it.These are the people behind the WEF and the mass immigration/great replacement(still haven't figured out that the people doing the replacing want to commit mass genocide of the jews, but this isn't the first time jews were this retarded)
>>97281834The funniest part about your morons is that you don’t think you’re morons. The defining trait of the moron. “See what you did to me, you Jew?”*lets his wife get raped by a brownoid*“YOU did this!”*she is getting her throat slit*“YOU let them in!”*proceeds to wave Palestine flags beside his brownoid friend*You support the alleged weapon of the Jew. That’s hilarious to me. “Yes. Impale me! That will show them!”. Incredible.
>>97281848>you hate jews so you must like muslims!!!Classic jew. I hate you large nosed ghouls and shitskin retards. I hope everyone abandons both and lets the Middle East turn into a wasteland so we don't have to deal with either.
>>97281848>Weird tangentWho the fuck brought up palestine? The bioweapons can go fuck themselves along with israel. America should pull out of the middle east specifically so israel, palastine, pakistan, and india can all have the nuclear war with each other that they always wanted.
>>97281810What about those who hates pet names because they're cringe?
>>97281635I'm not sure if it's a crossover. It reads like it's already fanfiction.>It's a multiverse setting but all high fantasy in practice, except when bad guys start to screw around with putting souls in technology.>The Mother and the Light Indomitable are both supposed to be the inspiration of the Christian idea of God, also the latter is called "Mother".>Entropist says this while introducing a paladin with a strong moral code and a certain mortality drawback who's a worthy opponent of the player.>Destined Death mentions that "the command of a profane god" is an ability that may try to instantly kill them, which is an apt of description of some Entropist abilities.>And ALL the free abilities are different hardcounters to basic abilities from Entropist.>One the quests mentions people called "Deathseeds", who are human beings chosen by a dark power to have immense talents in the dark arts on a fundamental level, usually using them to become megalomaniacs, which is a vague but accurate description of a Son.
>>97281784just this guy twitter account is weird, he uses shitty cyoas to advertise his patreon
>>97281857It’s not weird at all. That is literally what is happening. You are SIDING with the evil filth they (Jews and white people) brought in, as though they AREN’T more evil and more filthy than the Jew. EVERY single time in history the left supports Muslims, they end up destroying their own nation. It is happening in real time right now. You are too stupid to review history apparently. You are literally called the “useful idiot” by your Islamic friends. You have Stockholm syndrome.
This shit is why we have a containment board
>>97281888Remember that time a white father broke down crying because he called the cops on a black man, and he felt racist because of it? That same black man threatened to stab his kid. The cops that showed up were black… “But did he do what he did, sir? Then he goin’ in the back seat…”.White people have lost their soul. Black people have more soul than white people now.
>>97281892Yeah. We should range ban anyone who supports literal ‘Death to America!’ terrorism. Including the people who don’t realize they’re doing it (the majority as a matter of fact).
>>97281878completely different setting with some thing stolen from here and therethe paladins in etropist are immortal, and lorewise most sons are not megalomaniacs but kinda chill
>>97281848Extremely deranged post.
>>97281892ong
>>97281904By being pro Palestine you are being pro filth and pro evil. Sorry. By not being pro Israel you objectively hate the idea of there being a modicum of peace in the Middle East. You seem to think there’s anywhere safer than Israel over there. Jews also belong in America. They have actual brain power to offer.
>>97281878Likely because "Big Good Light" and "Big Bad Dark" are concepts that transcends setting. You instinctly know what they are, what the powers look like, and what the opposition have.
>>97281723>Redditors were not gatekeptcyoag has fallen billion must die
>>97281892Containment boards don't work when major events start happening. You can't ignore politics when politics isn't ignoring you. There is not escape anon, there is only fixing it yourself or sucking up and taking it like a bitch.
>>97281834>Whatever you say Goldstein. Reap what you sow.You do know that Emanuel Goldstein is the leader of the underground opposition to Big Brother in "1984", right? And also the alias that the spokesman for 2600 magazine uses?
>>97281917>By beingWhat part of "I want palestine and israel to die in nuclear fire" sounded pro-palestine to you?
>>97281657>if you make a mistake in your measly 80 years of existence (if you're lucky) then you will suffer the worst fate imaginable for an unfathomable amount of timeSounds like something evil men made up 2000 years ago to scare their slaves into subservience lol
>>97281877Sounds like they're gay.
>>97281942Because it is. That's not what's in the bible OR the torah(old testament). "Hell" is an imaginary punishment the catholic church came up with to bully people into listening to them, which is why they had a fucking panick attack over people not in the church translating the bible in the medieval ages.Every word translated as "Hell" in modern english versions of the bible are actually a collection of entirely unrelated words describing different and unrelated things.
>>97281937
>>97281958They can get the nukes to anon, did you notice the other countries my comment above mentioned? Get most of africa in there as well, free deep-frying for All the brownoids!
>>97280590oh no no no no no entropiss sissies our hard counter?
>>97281933Politics is ignoring me, I can literally turn off my tv and it stops effecting me in all respects. You can turn politics off irl if you're a first worlderThe only politics that actively chase you is online american schizophrenics and virtue signalers like yourself. You're a fucking primordial, eternal tranny that's intent on invading every space and making it worse. At least the trannies mellow out eventually...
>>97281941>I want the one good thing about the Middle East to go away forever Jesus Christ (was a Jew)
>>97281976>Jesus Christ (was a Jew)And was killed by Jews (while they cheered).
>>97281972You have to understand that Israel is an outpost not western dominance and it’s the one bulwark preventing a full out Sharia empire. Fucking hell. Iran should not have access to nukes. Religious extremists won’t play by the rules of a cold war. They just won’t. They WILL mash the big red button. And then the world is over.
>>97281973Only if you tried to fast-track your power leveling. Sons can level up passively by waiting for their own soul to grow, remember?
>>97281978Shouldn't have broken the law
>>97281973Who cares about counter bullshit. Simps go to the Mother while MEN go to the Father.
>>97281973>least mentally deranged paladinfag
>>97281989>jews and christians are buddies, see christ was a jew :)>heh, jesus shouldn't have broken lawslmao.
>>972819781. The Jews of then are not the Jews of now2. It was actually a rather small number of Jews Historical and biblical scholarship distinguishes between the Jewish leadership who instigated Jesus' arrest and the broader Jewish population, most of whom were not involved or were even followers (or even aware) of Jesus. Fucking hell.
I could understand Clan warring in Magi Case, or Son/Conqueror mocking each others, but what's the logic there? It's a different cosmology altogether.
Anyone have an email or IM for a mod? I'm tired of wading through KKKanon's ranting in a /tg thread.
>>97281982is an outpost of* western dominance
>>97281975>Politics is ignoring me, I can literally turn off my tv and it stops effecting me in all respects.Yeah, it's not like the spike in crime rates, out of control inflation, the dying job market, and the destruction of every good IP ever effected anyone right? It's also not like all those things were directly caused by modern politics right?For fucks sake anon, even living under a rock won't save you forever.
I really think the modern world has too much information overload and that’s why humans aren’t acting smarter on the whole Palestine-Israel conflict. They’re confused and don’t know what to do.
>>97282017No, the solution is very simple. Kill them both.
>>97282021Cue "B-b-but you have to support Isreal anon! Or you're evil!" from the chosen ghoul.
>>97282017….choose one 1) These guys will fucking murder me2) These guys won’t fucking murder me It’s about as sinple(retarded) as:1) Men can get pregnant 2) Men cannot get pregnant Leftists are retarded. They don’t even get something that ancient cavemen would get. From the perspective of the caveman, future humans would appear to be in some sort of cult of confusion, due to us not being able to acknowledge something so bloody basic to our very existence and survival as a species.
>>97282022>dubsChecked
>>97282010You have not experienced crime, you have no money, you have no job. Originality is there but you wouldn't know because you only consume advertised current thing products instead of sorting by newest
>>97282026>These guys won’t fucking murder meIncorrect. The real option is actually>These guys will fucking enslave me
>From the perspective of the caveman, future humans would appear to be in some sort of cult of confusion, due to us not being able to acknowledge something so bloody basic to our very existence and survival as a species.Damn
>>97281940I didn't read your post but women that look like hat are hot as fuck.
>>97282033You want me to rape your dick with my jew shnoz?
>>97281940Matterjeet...
>>97282035>"Hijabs are hot"Found another jeet to deport.
>>97282034Trannies should be put into gas chambers for compromising health and science so badly. “How dare you say gender dysphoria is a mental disorder”. “Well it certainly ain’t in proper order!”.
>>97282040Sorry, not your type, I'm not underage.
>>97282044>More DubsExtra Checked
>>97280590Radiant (Paladin) looks good. The author even got the golden graphics that are so open common on missionary pamphlets. Thanks for sharing.
This was fun, we should do this again next thread :)
>>97282052>Bump limit>Still page 1How the fuck did we do that?
>>97282052how about no?
>>97282044>jeetlol fuck off mate. Australian of British decent (back when Britain was 99% white +the Irish).But yeah, Hijab's are fucking hot.
>>97282052Every thread since Christmas Eve has been a matterjeet schizo meltdown, so you'll get your wish.
>>97282064>Oil Drilling AussieEw
>>97282065Welcome to the age off pissed. People are losing patience will politics because it's starting affect them IRL. The longer it goes unfixed, the more it'll infect all discussion.
Was the low power mage/waifu cyoa released?
>>97282056OC and seethe
>>97282056Two OCs and KKKanon having a total meltdown.
>>97282073Seems more like a Hindu during Christmas Holiday season issue to me.
>>97282073>perpetuate problem>"mmmmh, society"
Any news from the anon who was turning this page into a bunch of companions/NPCs?
>>97282095>and KKKanon having a total meltdownDon't forget jewanon, capeshitanon, and physicsjeetanon. You can't have a good skub war with only one participant.
Anyone do anything fun for New Year's? Or get any isekai offers?
>>97282107rapier chan best girl, flamberge close second
>>97282162
>>97282162>Or get any isekai offers?if i had any i would not be here to answer you would i?
>>97282170
>>97280400good cyoa>>97280590bad cyoa
>>97282168nah, shortsword a best
>>97282168>rapier chan best girl,That would be top center?
>>97282260>Spend more time with Friends/Family>Read more>Write a "book" (not intended for printing)Thanks for my first build of the year.
Radiant is outing a lot of neutral and evil anons. I didn't expect it to be this controversial.
>>97282273Being a paladin sets a very high bar for morality.
>>97280781That actually works as long as you have someone of a sufficiently high sequence helping.
>>97282260yes, flamberge is the blonde one with a flamberge (big sword)
>>97282273I'm mindfucked by how many people are unsure of how "good" is supposed to work. Whineranon was predictable, at least.
>>97282273this is bait, fuck you
>>97282168I can't really know without a personality but I like the swordbreaker girl because it's a rarer one and she's cute. The claymore girl is familar, I'm pretty sure images of her are used in a couple cyoas. I can even point them out, it should be OP isekai by tok and the Reloaded version of Swordmaster. I think there were a couple more too but I don't remember the specific cyoas.
>thread always derails into /pol/ whenever tok isnt aroundI think I'm starting to see to see a pattern here.
>>97282404These things are always so fucking imbalanced its crazy. Why the Fuck is it just 1 point to become the perfect vampire? Alucard literally has a better version of Shadow Monarch, a 4 point ability for some reason, as ONE of his abilities as a vampire.
>>97282420pretty sure its the same author that makes these. he also insists on making mahoraga adaptability not op
>>97282446>Rates having 6 non-legendary pokemon as 5 points>You can literally just wish for all the other options with the 4 point dragonball one.Holy shit this mans is retarded.
>>97281418Can you add the last four pages, Rake-sama?
>>97282404fuck off with this facebook tier shit
>>97282446>>97282473this is the last one, i don't think there are others
Now I know why demons fear Sons more than Paladins. Demons can just surrender to Paladins and live to fight another day. While Sons on the other hand will devour them outright with no thought of mercy. Sons are capable of emptying out entire planes of hell. Paladins will be burdened down by endless hordes of cowardly demon prisoners.
>>97282507oh my god, will you stop? its not even the same setting with the same rules
