Keeping Track Edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh (embed)>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous thread:>>97279731>Thread QuestionHow many models will you paint this year? DON'T GUESS, MAKE A PLEDGE, PLEDGE TO PAINT MODELS THIS YEAR!
>>97282234>TQAND YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR WHAT ARMY/ARMIES
is anyone actually excited for the chaos models for red corsairs and the recent battle-forces? It just all seems so overdone and lame. >>97282234like around 180 minis for the old worldmaybe 37-40 for aos if i like the new ogres. I dunno if I'll paint anything for 40k.
>>97282248I'll pick them up just because I like Huron and run <My Dudes> as Corsairs. His retinue looks good so far but I don't really care one way or the other about them. I'm hoping the box set comes with that land raider like the leaked promo shots had since I need one of those too.
>>97282234>TQ50 MODELS! FOR DARK ANGELS! MY OC DARK ANGELS SUCCESSORS!
>>97282234Maybe one or two
which armies are best for a devout catholic to play? ones that are obviously out:any chaos armiesdark eldarnecronsany quasi-nihilistic space marine chapters (mortifactors, minotaurs)
>>97282248>Red Corsairsyeah I think they're cool>battle-forcesas a Tsons player it's nice to see a MVB in a box but at the same time everyone who plays Tsons already owns all of those modelsthe WE one looked fun, I like the Daemon detachments even though they suck balls
>>97282263space marines are warrior-monks based on holy orders such as the knights templar
>>97282263If you're going by "fiction doesn't matter because it's not mentioned in the Bible" rules, any faction is kosherOtherwise, any faction worshipping a god that isn't God is not allowable
>>97282263Black Templars, ya goof
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
>>97282263Unironically Dark Angels. they're all about the guilt. The crushing guilt
>>97282263none of them
>>97282234I pledge to paint them all!!!!!!!! Awooo!!!!!
>>97282263Not catholic, but why would any faction be off the table? I think it’s cool playing emperor’s children and seeing how my boys are so degenerate and unironically needing Jesus in their lives. Also, if your removing options because of their sinful nature, then there’s nothing to pick. Even the ones that appear to be “godly” like Sisters of Battle and Black Templars worship an idol and are disqualified (not to mention they 100% do not follow with Christ’s teachings).
>>97282234>TQI signed up for a casual tournament so I have, at minimum, 2000 points of space marines and vehicles that NEED to be painted by April. I am already stressing but I needed to kick in the ass to paint the backlog of grey.
The new Huron model makes me want to just convert my own. I like the evil apothecary though.
>>97282263SoB how is this even a question
>>97282324Im hyped for the rest of them. First 2 reveals have been good.
You guys actually play like THIS?
>>97282328SoB are blasphemous. Anon is devout catholic and SoB worship a false idol.>>97282263Tyranids, Tau, and Votann are not associated with any fictional religion and would be good for you.
>>97282319Erm akshually it has been hinted that the emperor was Jesus so the BT and SoB straight up believing him to be god would be correct
>>97282339looks fun, what is the problem?
>>97282339>he doesnt use hardcover books, mums candles, and lego walls as terrainngmi
>>97282263None, 40k, especially modern 40k is an atheistic mockery of God and his divine love. Makes me wonder how you consider yourself "devout."
>>97282339No I play like this
>>97282234>How many models will you paint this year? DON'T GUESS, MAKE A PLEDGE, PLEDGE TO PAINT MODELS THIS YEAR!Roughly 60-70 Dark Angels is my goal. Mix of old purchases, gifts and Ebay rescues that I'll be stripping and painting up as my super kool OC donut steel successors. I would like to also say my WGA Grognard Guard army but lmao, I do not want to pledge that unless I can fulfil it.
>>97282329Really my only problem with Huron is his dumb-looking face, so I suppose I could just headswap him. The evil doctor is great, and I’m interested to see what the axeman looks like. I don’t really care about the lady on the hover-dais.
>>97282346Not in the Bible. Not acknowledged by the diocese. Blasphemous.
>>97282339Yea we actually play games faggot
>>97282349That shit was SOVL when you get a kid, but as a grown man it's just pathetic.
>>97282351must be relative, dont really think devout any religion would come to basket weaving lessons to begin with
>>97282319Of course all factions in 40k would be heretical if they existed in the real world. I believe the idea would be that some factions are easier to fall into sin with than others. For example, Dark Eldar would make it theoretically easier for the player to take pleasure in cruelty. Chaos making it easier to worship or idolize demons.
>>97282361Erm he’s acknowledged by the ecclesiarchy that claims descent from him, which if he was Jesus would make it about as legitimate as the actual church, checkmate homo
>>97282365>games Wow... Very nice...looks fun...
>>97282372Solid attempt at humor, maybe you should go back to your /v/ board and talk to your "peers"
>>97282371Still fictional and claiming that it may be real jesus makes it even more blasphemous. You're getting trolled btw.
>>97282384Thats not me. Grow a brain! Moran!
>>97282385Byeah but in universe he’d be Gucci. And I am not getting trolled shut up
>>97282339fuck off perryfag
Cute Eldar boy feet
>>97282372Have you never been in a hobby store?
>>97282339No, I play like this.
>>97282388You're ugly and illiterate, go back to your dung heap that you call a board.
>>97282397I kneel anon.
>>97282397all I can critique is the curtains. looks very cozy.
>>97282263Marines Malevolent
>>97282395Yeah, had to leave due to smell>>97282397Based if true
the vtumor shitposter has moved on to mechanicus femboy (Improvent acknowledged)
>>97282394go on...
>>97282398Noooooo!!!! Not words I don't like!
>>97282423>immature response from the mentally deficientClassic...
>>97282395most of the time they are empty, so I am guessing you went during some big event or something. Just try going in during their first hour of opening. It is pretty great to look at all the different games and you will be able to talk to the staff a bit and get more comfortable. Maybe next time you go to an event you won't get so nervous.
>>97282339They have no standards
>>97282430>SamefaggingYou're on a roll anon!
>>97282426Look in a mirror buckaroo
>>97282430It's kinda sad that this pic was famous when it first came out because it was comically bad, but now it is the standard level of effort in tournaments and even LGS terrain
>>97282433Whose side are you anon retard?
>>97282430>>97282434fuck off perryfag
>>97282437You're not on our side decalnigger You are a blight
>>97282434wasnt making your own terrain encouraged by GW in the 90s?
>>97282447Stop fracturing the board u retard, these /v/fags will conquer us if we don't stand together.
>>97282240why are mechanicus so sexualised as mommies or femboys when they're the faction of body horror and lobotomies? at least tau coomerism makes some sense. Why not do forced fem sisters of battle? just a suggestion-
>>97282421cute eldar girl feet
>>97282453Because sisters of battle are meant to be loved, not lusted over
>97282339>97282372>97282430>97282445>People stopped responding to my thread, so now I had to go into the main one!No (You)s for you.
>>97282452How do you not realize that 40k has already fallen long ago? The hobby we knew and loved is gone
>>97282452>WeThere is no we niggerYou tried to beg the discord you're in to raid the general because your feewings got hurtKill yourself
>>97282463No, you /v/ beta male. People still play the tabletop. Go watch your loreslop and play your Semen Marine 2 elsewhere
>>97282463Stop being a negative nancy dude>>97282465I've been here for nearly 2 years now so I am considered a vet, accept and embrace me already you punk.
>>97282463Yeah, you should definitely leave and never return because 40k is so bad now.
>>97282476>2 years now so I am considered a vetLMAOKill yourself newnigger
>>97282453>why are mechanicus so sexualised as mommies or femboys when they're the faction of body horror and lobotomiesman you don't know what trans porn for trans women is like, huh?
>>97282480stop replying to your own shitty bait
>>97282453If I recall correctly it was mostly the work of a mentally ill fanartist who is a bit mentally ill and consistently put out artworks of feminine young male mechanicus men.So it made me wonder just how much of an impact one can have on the 40k community just through fanart alone given the large amount of secondaries.See pic related.I saw mention of an entire lewd r63 community spawned from one guy's genderbent primarch anime artworks.
>>97282493None of this is funny, I find creatures like that grotesque as well but this is not the time or place you dumb ape.
>>97282504Stop fucking giving him attention you dumb nigger
>sperg out of nowherehuh?
>>97282499>how much of an impact one can have on the 40k communitythat's one of the best things about it, I love the fact that old codexes included chapters and regiments from the design teams or things people had made organically. And creativity is everywhere and everything is personalised.The one guy who came up with the death korps for his little army and now it's probably being one of the most recognisable warhammer things is cool to me. Obviously "secondaries" and fanart is different and less helpful when coming up with actually cool stuff but that's just the changing face of warhammer.
>>97282234>TQProbably at least 30 models for my Inq/GKs. >gonna use assault termies as the base to make some non-named Grand Masters and Brother-Captains just for fun>plus my giant custom Inquisition flyer I want to build still>some more Sanctifiersetcetcetc>>97282511idk here the LGS is owned by a couple skinny Korean brothers
>>97282534This fag just wasn't getting enough drama out of the terrain thread because these are nothing but reposts of reposts of reposts of shitty terrain and thinks he'll get more (you)s here.
>>97282545Fuck that's sadI don't mind L-shaped terrain that at least looks like something but man
>>97282510okay my bad
>>97282339>>97282355>>97282365>>97282545actual nogames secondary here, but seriously why do all the troops actually stand in big blobs huddled against the walls in every single pic of a real game?
>>97282562because otherwise they get shot due to the line of sight rules.
>>97282575what's wrong with random ass cadian banner guy on the right
>>97282585stop replying to perryfag
>>97282585Why does this get asked every single time someone posts that stupid pic. If you seriously can't tell why that model is ugly then you're unironically the subject of that memes joke
>>97282609the pose? the chest rig? the kneepads? I guess but it's not offensive.
>>97282623Flag is too big.
>>97282623Maybe you'll get it someday
>>97282369wow you kinda gayare all fag catholics like this?
>>97282594>>97282623
>>97282294why do vtuber shitheads shove their cult in your face all the fucking time? They take any stupid shit or fandom, slap their favorite shitty ecelebs digital face on it and then its "on topic". vtuber heads groom more than trannies do. I dont have anything against the vtubers themselves, but their fans are literally some of the most insufferably annoying people Ive ever seen in online spaces. Ive seen this in multiple other games or corners of the internet, and if you criticize them even a tiny bit they immediately just start to cry and shitpost 10 year old grade edits of their "queen".
>>97282636you realize everybody else says this about 40kfags right
>>97282511try a different hobby store, fucks sake you are just making excuses to be a pussy if you need simple shit like this explained to you
>>97282630they're miniatures, you're meant to be able to see them from a distance. I've seen some huge custom banners for WFB empire that'd be like a parachute for the dude
>>97282636Its the famous 'shit your pants' defense mechanism. Jannies don't want to try to prune because they will 100% react by derailing the entire board and they work for free after all.
>>97282642Stop replying to perryfag you stupid fucking nigger
>>97282641I have never seen someone 1800s russian literature edits of space marines, but I have seen it for vtubers. Now apply that to every other internet space. Its one thing to use a 40k/vtuber reaction image, its another to make shitty edits to get around being off topic so you can infiltrate everything. Very similar to trannies, where its just brought up as a complete non sequitur constantly.
>>97282641>you realize everybody else says this about 40kfags rightNTA butWhen I was a teenager over 10 years ago I was like that.I regret it deeply. It is all autism with these people.
They will try and destroy this place until the end of time and we will defend it for eternity!!!!!
>>97282397are those pebbles just to blend the terrains footprint into the board? I've seen similar before, just garden stones you washed and baked in the oven?
>>97282339Got bored making the same thread every week?
>>97282294a grown man posted this by the way
>97282679M8 you're just as bad as he is
>>97282679Who is "they' and why are they trying to destroy a thread about toy soldiers with 20 active users again?
>>97282687>>97282686You will die alone with no family, frens, or models. This conversation is over.
>>97282679>primaris
>>97282676>>97282493If you are going to post trannies can you at least post cute ones?
>97282691My dad dropped off a bottle of Champagne last night for the potluck I was hosting at my apartment for New Years Eve with my friends. A few people who hadn't been to my apartment before (Plus ones) were impressed with my models (My Angron in particular) and we talked about Eldar, the upcoming Total War game, and vintage anime. So for the record I in fact do have friends, family, and models.
>>97282703I know I am not supposed to respond to these posts but as a rightfag I can’t help but laugh at these fat male retards pretending to be chicks lmaooo>>97282706Sure circus freak, w/e u say…
>>97282706>apartment
>>97282713>not supposed to replyWhy would you let some seething retards dictate you actions? Need mommys permission?
>>97282718Umm okay relax freako, I am just responding to the stupidity on display in the thread.
>>97282324He looks like fucking Wallace lmao.
>>97282723Stop responding to every piece of fucking bait dude, Jesus christ
>>97282718Of course, who else will bring his fatass tendies? His boyfriend?
>>97282493>>97282676>>97282703>>97282726Why are so many of these kek? Why do they ask take the exact same pic?
is he samefagging or is he in a discord call with his butt buddy? oh well, just another 40kg thread I guess.
>>97282734probably a bunkerchan offshoot. pretty sure some of the models are just shopped into pictures with the troons
>>97282713Only (you) you'll get out of me tonight
>>97282734It's one guy, he's really upset his shitpost thread died
>>97282739>genocyberbased
>>97282263Catachans.
>>97282739Umm what?
>>97282739>another modelposter telling him to fuck offmy body is kneeling on its own
>>97282751For no reason I might add, I have been combating the /v/fags and he decides to verbally condemn me lol…wow
>>97282739I don't think I've ever seen this angron posted here but he's cool
All set up for the tournament tomorrow
>>97282760I don't usually post my WE stuff here that often, I'm more often posting my Guard or my Knights.
>>97282766Would it kill you to highlight?
>>97282766kino
>>97282766Oh are you that anon with the red and blue knights and the black and red guard?
Armies for this feel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKjAj9Lc674
>>97282767That's part of the reason why I don't really post my WE stuff, honestly. I admittedly like the flat look though but that's just me.>>97282775No I'm the guy with the Orhlacc Knights and the dull blue Kriegers.
>>97282234>2021At this point I realized every single year will be worse than the previous year.
>>97282785Oh I've seen these guys a bunch, nice stuff anon
>>97282248Depends on what those models actually are but I spent like 80 bucks on burritos and booze for new year's so I'm not looking to spend a bunch in the near future. Plus I'm thinking bout moving in the next 1-2 years and I don't want to keep accumulating a fuckton of boxes if I'm going to move in the (nearish) future, though I said this 3 years ago and didn't move, but I'm starting to feel cramped with all these boxes of plastic guys.
>>97282797What are you talking about anon
>How i feel building more IG combat engineers because dudesmen with shotguns are cool
>>97282281hmm so catholicity is either the most accepting religion in the world, or the least accepting religion, depending on interpretation.
>>97282807Building an army you think is cool is unironically the only way you should be playing It's why I play DE despite them not being meta, pic related
>>97282266>MVB in a box but at the same time everyone who plays Tsons already owns all of those modelsoh shit really? That's nuts because I was looking at ebay and there was an auction for 30 bucks, then those retards bumped it up to 90 bucks after a day. Wonder what all those are going to be like, or if people will just keep pretending the model 'retains' its value.
>>97282807Based rule of cool enjoyer
>>97282421>>97282456Eldar boy feet
>>97282814how do you find these compilations of ugly 40k trannies? do you just sit on the 40k warhammer reddit looking for fat boomers with long hair and lipstick? genuinely curious, Ive only ever seen pictures like this on 4chan or sharty type shit
What does /40kg/ outfit their Havocs with?
I don't think there are enough banners in modern 40k.
How do I get this skin tone?
>>97282932That's likely more complicated than you are capable of but you could try asking himhttps://www.puttyandpaint.com/projects/26039
>>97282932start with purples through into reds into pink beiges and perfectly glazing through it all
>>97282932looks like a lot of blending
I don’t even know how to prime my models without fucking up
