Extra Turns Edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97283594>TQFavorite extra turns card?
>TQthe OGI'm playing it in a nadu shell in vintage with aphetto alchemist
>>97293529>What's wrong with your face?
If I played edh, this card would be funny
When is MTG gonna die?
>>97293617Never, because the cards are still there. Even if Hasbro goes under people can still play.
>>9729361725 years
>>97293516>TQdoes giving my opponent extra turns count?
>>97293516>TQThey just keep adding more and different artifact tokens to sacrifice. Clues, food, treasures, munitions, whatever, it all goes in the time sieve.
>>97293516>TQ
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE LORWYN REVEALS
>>97294192Whats the rush? You REALLY need faggy dog elementals?
>>97294198On the contrary, I need to know how many of the new cards aren't abominations
>>97293516Simple and clean, but like everything cool in Masques block, they were terrified of it being playable.
>>97293516What’s your opinion on pic related anons?
>>97294295What could these superheroes possibly have to do with Magic the Gathering?
>>97293516>TQFun fact, kikes hate white so much that it’s the only color that doesn’t have a take an extra turn spell for any condition.
>>97294400
>>97294422Wow! A card that lets my OPPONENT take an extra turn! Truly, white is the strongest color.
>>97294429Typical kike keeping all the time walks to himself, while Jesus told him to give away the earthly possessions to the poor.
>>97294192Wait about 7 hours.
>>97294295I'm afraid there won't be enough space for woke Marvel.
My girl is ready for Lorwyn.
>>97294192Market research suggests that players do not pay attention to spoiler season during the time of year when attention to all known products is at its peak.What's that? We're past the holiday season now?SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ANYWAY HERES SOME MARVEL SPOILERS
Would Tinybones make a better mascot than Loot?
>>97294886yes, no doubt
>>97294192The best we got is this card. He literally has 5 o clock shadow. They know they have a woke stinker on their hands and are trying to hide it from us.
>>97294886WotC have absolutely no understanding of their fans besides what they are willing to buy. They could replace Loot with Blex on their trip back to Strixhaven and I'm almost certain half of the people online would approve, regardless of their disinterest in Blex.
>>97294894Forgot my pic
>>97294886>Thief, doesn't steal breastsvs>Not a thief, does steal breastsThe MTG mascot dichotomy is crazy.
>>97294886The primary audience for mtg don't like things associated with bones, since it reveals who they truly are
Tomorrow another set of pozzed spoilers begin, which will ruin a beloved and more importantly EUROPEAN ARYAN CENTRIC plane.And you are doing NOTHING.What a good little sissy piggy you are anon!
uh.. i dont really carei ain't spending money on this game anymore anyway
>>97295029fpbp
>>97294953>And you are doing NOTHINGTo win all we have to do is nothing. If woke shit doesn't sell they'll go bankrupt eventually. Look at holywoke, failing their way into irrelevancy and death. Look at woke shitty games like ubislop and firewalk studios. Don't buy their shit. Don't go to their promos. If they think they can survive on trannies, femoids, and tourists from other IPs good FUCKING LUCK to them. Get woke go broke!!!!
>>97294886can't have tinybones as a mascot because skeletons are forbidden in china
>>97295054Don't really matter.You got scalpers who will buy and content who cannot afford to not buy or else they will be branded as xyzphobic and deemed unworthy of sharing their opinions due to not buying themselves into the hobby like they have been doing until now.>but they'll go bankruptThey won't.They get money from the blackrock fund (DEI) through investments as long as they do what's on the checklist i.e. raceswap, put the gays in and all that shit.Videogames are another beast entirely because it's a lot of money wasted on development BEFORE release.Printing cardboard is waaaaay cheaper.
>>97294953I literally can´t wait for Marvel, TMNT and Star Trek. When people see how trash this game can become i´m convninced the "Pigs eat Slop" and "Magic has become a pig restaurant" will be replaced by something worse.
>>97295109You’re wrong. The dei funding isn’t infinite and the AI bubble is going to cause a lot of those vanity projects to fail and investors to rethink their retarded ideas. Scaplers only exist when they have someone to sell to, obviously. But I have no desire to argue with a libtard bot. Watch as I do exactly what all straight white men need to do to win. Nothing.
>>97295176In two weeks, post it again how wizards of the jewsbro will totally heckin go bankrupt.fucking retard
>>97293516>TQFFfffffff......It's also what mtg will be if they continue with UB.
>made a post in an mtg fagbook group about casual commander being cringe>see heart react from female name, and comment expressing agreement>think wow a based woman how rare, lets check the ol' profile>disgusting tranny with infant furry diaper scat fetish art publicly posted
I know some of you have doubts, but worry not, this man, the best of humanity, will save MTG
i had a guy copy this spellthought he was smart and he ended up losing the game
>>97294051>tell dad to make a casual deck for kitchen table play from his old cards so we can all player some two headed giant together >he time walks on turn 3Damn dad...
>>97295152The author of the thing you're referencing was referring to Commander and Commander players, not UB.
>>97295704>mutatis mutandis
>BLACKED spiderman card is now meta in modern ruby stormWhere is your God now, magicsisters?
First art director of MTG also said there should be less sexy women on cards in general.
>>97295751
>>97295751>>97295755woke is so powerful, they went back in time and censored all the artwork from the start of the gamesomething needs to be done about this, baka my head
>>97295751>>97295755God forbid men have fantasies
>>97295751>"i wanted the game to appeal to a broader audience so i took out all the good art, the sexually appealing art because fuck le men hehehehe, and put gayblacks in it! STOP CALLING IT WOKE GET HELP UR CRAZY WEAK GO TOUCH GRASS AAAAAH!"Also frazetta is known for his interracial (black tribes people on white woman) cuck porn illustrations, of course he gets a fucking pass.These fucking quacks really need to shut the fuck up.
>>97295816>good art is synonymous with sexualizedSeek help.
>he can't readdon't fucking (you) me, tranny
>>97294953>Celtic fairy tales>ARYAN CENTRICbruh
>>97295748but this is what i wanted
>>97295816Anon, Jeremy Jarvis was art director from 2005 to 2015. That would have meant that the sets he was directing the art for would have been original Ravnica block through Eldritch Moon.
>>97295816>i wanted the game to appeal to a broader audience so i took out all the good art, the sexually appealing art because fuck le men hehehehe, and put gayblacks in it!lol did you think Myrfors was a recent art director?
>>97295847don't reply to the /pol/posters
>>97295884That post is by Jesper Myrfors
>>97295835>Good art is purposefully uglyRemove yourself from society.
What's with these weird ass gotchas you're trying to get?
>>97295952Which makes the anon complaining about it even dumber, since he was literally the original art director for the game and set the direction for all the art that the anons pretending to be boomers claim they love.
>W-W--WELL AKSHUALLYL.... GOTCHA!!!!nigga shut the fuck upyou gotcha isn't even on point you fucking bot
>>97295751He gave us goth elf bj art. The ratio of submissive woman to gun carrying woman needs to be balanced. Whoever was the art designer for thunder junction should be lynched for making the guns look gay and nonfunctional
>>97296002>make stupid post>people point out it's factually incorrect>rant about how everyone else should shut up, can't even reply directly or look someone in the eye when talking to themwe need better shitposters, these new ones are lacking
No spoilers?Isn't the prerelease in like 3 weeks?
>BUT ITS LE FACTUALLY INCORRECT UR LE SHITEPOSTEliterally no one was even implying half the shit you're sayingall you're showing is that you're unironically mad just shut the fuck up for your own good
>>97296036Tomorrow spoilers begin nigga.
why does it get to exile something on cast?
>>97296118Because 7 mana draw one card or add two colorless would be awful.
>>97295835>whats a comma?
>>97296025Didn't realize he did Atog
>>97296118Has this actually had any real impact outside of commander bracket 2 or were people shitting themselves over nothing like always
>>97295751Are the chuds going to somehow find the mental gymnastics to argue old art is woke and bad now?
>>97296025She's hot but she's not a "submissive sexy babe" type. That was the main point. Magic's definitely leaned away from sexiness in general moreso, but Jesper's argument was that sexy cheesecake shouldn't have been prominent in Magic, or at least it should be done with a sort of agency to it.
>>97296036They never do reveals on weekends.
What is the best format has the little to no UB cancer? I'm tired of this gay shit in casual EDH, it's encroaching into cEDH, and I want to just expand my horizons in general.
>>97296179>Jesper's argument was that sexy cheesecake shouldn't have been prominent in MagicHe was literally the guy in charge of art. There's no should or shouldn't, all art was approved by him.
>>97296179No his point literally was>"PLEASE WE ARE HECKING ALLIES OF WOMEN PLEASE GIVE ME PUSSY OMG WE LOVE THE BLACK PPLE SO MUCH AND WOMEN TOO WOMEN GOOD PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME THE PUSSY PLEEEEEASE! also stop calling it woke its not work thank you blackrock for the epic investment--- its not woke btw you chud idiot virgin... CAN I HAVE PUSSY NOW PLEASE?"Look man, i get it that he cringes at his old art but i'd rather have the atogs than any of the bland new stuff that supposed to """""appeal to a broader audience""""(because it's only supposed to fill in DEI boxes to get that sweet investment money)
>>97296199Standard
>>97296218>i get it that he cringes at his old artWhere did he say that? The whole post is him saying the old art was good because of the decisions he made.
ELF FEETELF FEET ELF FEETELF FEET TRIFORCE
>>97296234>where did he say that?Brother, i look at the drawing i made last year and i cringe. It's fucking normal, every artist goes through that regularly.
if I don't pull elf feet on the prerelease im going to be PISSED
>>97296244What the fuck does that have to do with the post? If he was cringing at his old stuff he wouldn't have made an unprompted post on social media about how good his ideas were and how it was one of the things that made Magic successful.
>>97296263If it wasn't that then it was a post made for the social media marketing DEI purposes.Good talk
>>97296133he's both a modern and legacy staple
>>97296275>DEI marketing took a time machine back a few decades to make this art director hire more womenmy knees... they're kneeling...
>>97296275Anon, he hasn’t worked for WotC for over two decades.
The future we could have had
>they're still trying to pull more gotchasjesus fucking christ you're annoying>NOOOOO ITS NOT DEI NOOOOO ITS LE FACTUALLY WROONG NOOOO ITS NOT THAT NOOOO UR LE WRONG NOOOOOOOO If you know better, then just fucking say it
>>97296312Are you retarded or just pretending? The point is that it is DEI. The game has been DEI since the start. The humor comes from the anons insisting old art wasn't woke or whatever, and then the guy who oversaw that art says that it explicitly "celebrated female empowerment".
>>97296312There’s no “gotcha” involved in you spiraling wildly off base of what Myrfors said and not knowing who he is/was. You just don’t know what you’re talking about.>If you know better, then just fucking say itThat’s exactly what people are doing.
>>97296243she looks like the kind of girl that doesn't shave her pits and beaver
>>97296304>no feet>not even including the furry cards>thinks anyone with high T wants to own an anime girl deck or play cards with lolis on them in public at an LGSYu-Gi-FAIL!
Can you point out anyone saying any of the things you're accusing others have said without going full reddit neckbeard crossed with a 70s G.I. Joe villain; such as:>"NYAAAAH UR WRONG ANONMAN IT WAS ALWAYS LIKE THIS AND UR WRONG NYEHH U LITCHERALLY SAID WHAT I SAY YOU SAID MUHAAAHAHA CHECKMATE"btw if you're autistic you better stop fucking replying and go play commander or dress up in girl's clothers or whatever the fuck you sonichu huffing fatties do
>>97296304Yugioh art fucking sucks. It's insanely busy and barely comprehensible half the time, and without fail there is zero connection between the card and the art.
epic contrarian sisters, your counterarguments?that's gotta be the easiest heckin gotcha checkmate epic internet win you could get right now >>97296410
Ah, yes, the "it's always been this way" heckin' revisionist history from social activists that weren't there the first time around. Same faggots that dig up random Rogue Trader things to justify their demands for 40k.
>>97296377WOTC already product tested loli. Theres something weird about going to a game store and showing others your Loli collection.
Look how woke this card was back then.So woke he woke up from the dead.
>>97296523nyoooo!
>>97295751>>97295755>>97295779Reminder women in canada voted trudeau because he was "pretty" and gave "daddy vibes" and because he larped as a boxer.HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKThis is for you, Seb.
>”You see, it’s offensive to women to show scantily clad sexualized women in fantasy setting you disgusting chud playing victim”>”Now enjoy all these shirtless 16 pack abs Okos that clearly have nothing sexual about them and quit noticing my hypocrisy”
Fucking homowoke gay garbage
bare durid
>>97296599It's women who objectify themselves and then shift the blame on you because they know you care and care about them.Women hurt themselves because they know it makes you suffer.
>>97296596Why am I supposed to care about women writing bear smut when I can go to /co/ or /v/ and there will be 300 men minimum waxing lyrical about how much they want to fuck a cat? Not even an anthro cat or anything.
Nah, it's men who want to get pussy who villanize other men
>>97295751I love how that fag is inflating minor parts of the early days for present time clout, nobody made MTG as fap material or as an epic way to own the women.Also men have nothing to say sorry about.
>>97296609I don't know if you understand this concept but men also write porn
>>972966231)nobody is glorifying those men2)women do the same if not worse, only they hide it better for social profit
>men also write pornyeah how about you show us the statistics that prove the absolute great majority of smut is created by women
Are we living in the Post-Chud age?
>>97296662I actually like dirty minded women who write hentai, if only they weren't also evil, retarded, disingenuous, backstabbers and hated men for retarded reasons such as tv indoctrination since the day they were born.I pity women like I pity a retard who choked on his own puke while he was running at me filled with incoherent rage with a knife in hand and killed himself in the process.
Chuds are just a spook created by effeminates to to deflect any cuckoo shit they say and do>"uuuuuhm if you think me shoving this barbed wire up my dickvaginanorectum is a bad idea... UR LE CHUD!"It's like the same shit as counterspellUtards believe they are playing the game, but they're not
>>97296696Women who are heavily into porn are even more mentally ill than regular women.Go take a lurk on the art boards or tumblr and you'll read the absolute most low IQ mindbumbing shit you will ever witness even if you were to live a 1000 years.
...card games?
>instant "huuuuhm off topic?" postlet people shoot the shit, faggotdon't need to get uppity because we aren't glazing epic women
>women>card gamesyesi love women
>>97296769Why?
>>97296752...being a woman?
>>97296771because women are cool and they're very intelligent and they are strong and epic and women are bold and bravemen bad
This card was the original EDH bait
>listen, chuds. MtG was always anti-incel and pro-women/-minorities. I was the first art director and my opinion of covering up women was always true. this very blogpost proves it. >ok now where's my money, Mark?
>>97296787No, Women are stinky and mean, always trying to cover me in their fluids
>>97296647I don't know if you understand this concept but what you said has fuckall nothing to do with what I was saying.
>>97296818>wanting to see pretty women means you never had sex and hate women>pretty women were invented by men to spite women>if you're not an ugly woman you're friends with the patriarchy>it just makes sense goy women don't question itI fucking hate marxist rhetoric trying to always play the victim and frame you as a culprit of crimes that don't exist while also projecting all the time on you, they just keep lying nonstop always forever everywhere.Also women got conned so hard their stupidity is out of the question.
>>97296657>1)nobody is glorifying those mennobody is glorifying these women either>2)women do the same if not worse, only they hide it better for social profitmen and women do the same things because they are absolutely no different
>>97296870There is a thoughtweft that exist for women. Most women no longer have a father(husbands are fathers) keeping them in check. So the females natural urge to lie and get fucked come to the surface.
>>97296609I don't think the people writing bear porn are the same people complaining about sexiness in card games, just saying.
>>97296911>the people I don't like are literally a hive mind!how can you say this shit any expect anyone to take you seriously
>>97296914It is because the mentally ill always follow the mentality of >rules for thee but not for meThey can show a woman having sex with a horse in public and you must not call it mentally ill or your horsephobic.. but you look at the naked woman you're literally perverthitlerit's just plain schizophrenia
>>97296911>husbands are fathers
You can explain the absolute mental tragedy that women are with this scenario>naked woman goes on the street>holds sign that reads; "fuck all my holes and fill me with your cum">she will complain that you look at her>she will call you a sex hater or gay if you avoid her>she will call you a rapist if you pull out your dickthere is just no winning
>>97296911>Kithkin have the Thoughtweft that shares emotions and memories and thoughts>JOTC kikes introduce the Omenpaths to culturally enrich the white Caucasian Kithkin>John Kithkin walking down the road after a hard days work in the fields >Walks past a tall gangly niggerkin>Their Thoughtweft shares the most recent memories>John suddenly gets mental visions of Tyrone fucking his wife>Can’t do anything about it because of community and society rules
It turns out I have all the cards for Storm besides Ral.What basic Mountain says "I am Ral Zarek and I am a proud gay man?"
>>97296978Modern Horizons snow lands are the gayest land cycle
>>97295751When was this guy's tenure because the best era of M:tG art had a lot of sexy women in it both in submissive and dominant/powerful positions.>>97295755>It's crazy to me that one of the secrets to Magic's success was as obvious and simple as "hire talented women"He got it wrong. Magic's success was based on the idea of hiring talent. Talented artists, talented game designers, and talented developers. Something that JotC hasn't done for at least a decade or so.
Last week someone mentioned a website with cheap cards. I gave TreasureMage a shot and "won" a suspiciously cheap booster pack, and I actually received it. I feel like I need to thank that person even though I doubt they're here.
>>97297110If anons were kithkin, we would beat kithkin like you to death. It would feel better to be stoned than live with the shame of buying cards in an auction system.
>>97297169I've tried it but I first saw it on Reddit, not here. Like how Costco let's you access cheap stuff because you pay a membership up front, you get REALLY cheap stuff from here because you gotta pay first and regular people are too lazy to even do that. Also, you wouldn't go there because you need a particular card like some casual. You'd go there because at the end of the day, it's too expensive to shop anywhere else.
>>97294953what can I do, anon-sama?
>>97295751>schizo ramblingwtf I hate his art now!said no-one evermeanwhile, in terese nielsen land..
>>97296304it's so funny people still aren't up and arms towards an entire country for being this based
>>97294886No, he is also heckin' coded.
>>97295751>>97295755I respect Jesper but holy shit this is so much "thinking about the year 1993 through my lens of 2026" that it hurts. Yes, they hired more women artists than most of their contemporaries at the time. Yes, Alpha has a wide range of art and art styles. But - he is out of his god damn mind if he thinks that they weren't trying to get heads to turn based on the art at Gen Con. I can't stand people who only talk about the past and try to reinvent it based on what is "common" now.
>>97296800honestly, I just want them to print more shit like this again in mechanically unique secret lairs until they fuck up and put a legacy playable card in it so people finally start lashing back
Why is this general so schizo and shitty today?
>>97297529Spoilers in like 10 hours, eager to consume but starved.
>>97297529I blame monogreen players. They're just not right in the head.
>>97297497I think we have to read what he is saying more carefully. He isn't against scantily clad women, he's against scantily clad women in compromised positions. It's wanting Wonder Woman vs Wonder Woman in bondage as the creator initially intended.I don't think there's anything virtue signalling about saying it's important to hire talented women. The problem today is that Wizards is hiring incompetent everyone. You don't kick someone like Nielsen to the curb when it's obvious she is talented and apologized for a thing she really should not have gotten in trouble for. I think Myrfors is describing a good ideal everyone can agree on but he fails to point out that Magic looks like absolute fucking dogshit being produced by talentless people.
>>97297529Why are you so troony and retarded?
>>97297026Serves you right chud.I'M OFFERING A BOUNTY TO ANY ALTERS ARTISTS WHO CAN DENAZIFY MY CARDS!
>>97297572So he's making up scenarios in his mind to have material to substantiate his playing the victim.It's like when troons want to play pretend with you just with extra steps.
>>97297572Oh, no doubt the bigger issue now is that they just don't hire actual talent or the talent they do have gets "art director'd" into oblivion, but this isn't the first post from Jesper where he is talking about things that people didn't even think about in 1993.
>>97297572Terese was a nazi and mtg is being produced like shit on purpose.MAGIC. WAS. NEVER. YOURS.
jesper is right. they hired talented women like terese that made the game so successful. I can't but totally agree
>>97297572Back in the 90s we weren't that brainwashed by jews and mentally ill and when we saw slutty women depicted with the sole purpose to make you feel fuzzy in the pants and look hot and cute we knew it was FICTION and we moved on with our day, now marxism has abused every single human being in the world into accepting the premises of assholes, and the resuls are in the face of everyone.Not a single woman felt oppressed when in a videogames magazine lara croft was on her knees looking flirty at you, they had to be specifically gaslighted and being the retards they are they chugged the koolaid down.
>>97295751>>97295755>You either agree with me or you’re an idiotCharming. MtG had strong women without needing to put down and shit on men. People are angry because of how far the pendulum swung to extreme leftist ideology. Where everyone was celebrated and “included” except for white straight me . Who were the butt of all jokes, villains, and we now have an entire generation of white straight men who have been discriminated against and completely shut out of the economy and workforce based on everything they claim shouldn’t be used to discriminate against people. This person sickens me and is clearly just trying to virtue signal. What a disgusting xhe/xhem.
>>97297636Worse he's a he/him.
>>97297638Xhe doesn’t deserve to be called a he. Xhe is a dickless fool.
>>97296599If anything I'm pissed that even okos are made to look like shit on purpose, I wish they made him prettier.
broken clock is right twice a day
>>97297598Perhaps he runs off his mouth in other contexts but here, he's talking about hiring talented women and it's clear based on the artists he used while art director that he was in fact hiring talented women even back then. He's not re-contextualizing his tenure he's pointing out he did what he believes today. I understand he can't just outright say Magic art fucking sucks today and I'm not putting those words in his mouth, I don't know what he thinks about how Magic looks today.I just think in a vacuum what he said here is reasonable and an ideal that would make Magic better. If he thinks Magic today exemplifies his values, I would think he is delusional.
>>97297650Leftists can be sane when surrounded by insane amounts of peer pressure that forces them to act like normal people.It's like when women behave like humans only when there's an alpha daddy to keep them in check.Leftists are just women.And the funniest part is that I'm not even right wing whatever that means.
>>97297666>And the funniest part is that I'm not even right wing whatever that means.It’s all just a matter of perspective at this point.
>>97297698Left/right is a jewish made up division created by the frankfurt school following the principles of positivism and hegelian dialectics.In practical terms it works like this: you pick a group, you divide them in good guys and bad guys, and you tell both groups they're the good guys.Marxists are just mentally ill people who sold their dignity and humanity for nothing in exchange, and now wander the earth as demons hunting every sentient being.
>>97297698God, it cuts me to the bone
Alright anons be honestWhat did you preorder for LorwynI'm going to be honest I got 3 bundles and 3 CBB'sOpening one of each and storing the rest
>>97297740Lmao nothing.
>>97297740>2026>still buying
>>97297744I play with proxies but only make proxies for cards I ownI may be autistic
>>97297744You're not very pog.
>>97297740>pre-order
People hate characters repeatedly showing up like Kellan and Loot.
>>97297773Wouldn't be a problem if they just made good characters
https://scryfall.com/search?as=grid&order=released&page=2&q=a%3A%E2%80%9CAleksi+Briclot%E2%80%9D&unique=art
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>>97297740I refuse to support a game with this schedule. I mean i love Lorwyn, i love Magic but what will that change when i myself can only buy three boxes at max and faggot retards playing EDH will buy 5 boxes each of The Hobbit and Star Trek and Mark will come with a smile saying “Is what “our players” want! Haha”And I’m saying Star Trek and The Hobbit as the least bad hoping people have still some self respect to not make TMNT or Marvel a best seller set but even that isn’t guaranteed nowadays.
>>97297840>I am FORCED to CONSOOM, why everybody else is even more FORCED TO CONSOOM than me??Nigga just buy singles and play pauper, problem solved. This bitching about “what everybody else will do” is so fucking gay and retarded and tiresome.
>>97297840Lorwyn will look like shit except SOME of the full art cards and you'll have kithkins banding up together to fight the white incels and the patriarchy, you deserve to keep your hard earned money.
>>97297740MVP had first flash boxes for $99, so I'm paypigging that much for a box to crack
>>97297870>Lorwyn will look like shitSo far there's only one bad art. The flower pupper.
>>97297840Turtles will become the FF of 2026!!!Where is your god now, fem boi? KAMIGAWABUNGA!!!!
>>97297882It won't feel like lorwyn anyway.
>>97297894the half of it will
>>97297899Forced soul.
>>97297882Dose of dawnglow, the vampire from strixhaven, the other fairy that looks like an eldraine card, just to mention a few, they're all mass produced slop designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator in order to increase the chances of purchase as much as possible, the set looks already like a mess of bloomburrow and eldraine mixed together all done in the spirit of neon kamigawa, as I said, SOME arts will be good of course but the set was made to be bad on purpose from the beginning like anything they released in the past 10 years, and they purposefully kept quadrupling down all these 10 years.
>>97297892There are much worse cards out there you can spam.
>>97297636>Charming. MtG had strong women without needing to put down and shit on menWhen has this ever happened in MtG?
>>97297978
>>97297967Bitch do you have eyes? Which Eldraine faerie looks like this?
>>97297773The roster of MtG characters is way too big.
>>97297988This one dumbfuck, also the art you posted is mediocre at best, not terrible but not good either.
i feel this card is underrated sure, it only works on it's own deck, but casting this reliably on turn 3 has won me many games
'member me?
>>97297998ok anon, now post the Eldraine faerie that looks like an anthro insect guy
>>97298031Ah yes the card that destroyed the internet.
>>97297988Urghh why is this guy 100% bug? OG Lrw/Shm has a few ugly duck faeries but the faces at least are all human/elfish-looking.>>97297998My complaint is that these showcase cards look way too similar to the WOE Enchanting Tales bonus sheet.
>>97298035You retard it's the art style, which is also pretty blatant since when they started with the unified art direction they are trying to give every isolated element its respective feel so that it's immediately recognizable, they failed at their own game lmao.
Tbh Eldraine and Lorwyn should have been one plane from the start. Like obviously they can't merge them together now since each of them has their own established lore. But they are so adjacent that I could see there only being one "Fable plane".
>>97298052That's even dumber, are you also complaining about how every full art land because Zendikar did it first?
>>97298063every full art land is the same because*
>>97298041Hordes of sweaty obese women with grandma glasses caked in white makeup to look like aryan princesses and blue hair squealing to guilt trip nice guys who were feeling real bad because the whore they liked was getting pumped and dumped by the jock so they used their pain to gaslight and manipulate them.And we let them win.
>>97298059Back then lorwyn and innistrad were organic and not theme park planes.
>>97298094>InnistradNo fuck off, don't try to sneak that garbage heap in there.
>>97298094"Um, ackyshually Lorwyn is the Celtic fable plane, sweaty."
>>97298107Innistrad was one of the best sets they ever made. I will die on this hill. Dilate ywnbaw
>>97298031>we apologized and gave up western civilization because some loser women got upset over a drawing
>>97298126Tint the liquid red and this would be indistinguishable from an Izzet card. Innistrad has no fucking identity other than "member this horror trope?" It is the definition of a theme park set.
>>97298131It's really about ethics in trading card game art direction.
>>97298126It was also the set where all the problems with modern set design also started to show:>cards that are just references instead of "Magic's take on X">reliance on increasingly gimmicker mechanics>throw in a dash of multicolor factions when you don't have enough material to fill a set
>>97298175>>cards that are just references instead of "Magic's take on X"How is "Magic's take on X" not a reference you dumbfuckI could say Aetherdrift is "Magic's take on Wacky Races." Is Aetherdrift good, retard?
>>97298126Well naturally. Mark Rosewater was its lead designer.
>>97298171Garruk was actually in the right, that's the funniest part.
I could fill an entire thread about the things wrong with Innistrad, but I'll restrain myself to just one this time. Here's a video game reference, a literal joke card.
>>97298186>Le blueshell card from AetherdriftLiterally just a reference>The EldraziMagic's take on cosmic horrorThat's the difference.
>>97298200No you see women are always innocent and all men are rapists and murderers. Know the rules you FUCKING CHUD
>>97297828what in the MOTHERFUCK does juice have to do with countermagic? every WOTC employee needs to be in a work camp
>>97297603sbi and bl*cked are the same thing
>>97298203Reminds me of this guy
>>97298237I remember my friend saying Star Trek was going to be weird because what are instants and sorceries? They're not spells because it's a sci fi game. They're already not spells just fucking things that happen apparently. It's been like this for a while.MtG is completely fucked. >>97297603 Why is this cunt always at the centre of everything wrong in my life?
>>97298256How sad your life must be.
>>97298120Wouldn't Arthurian legend count as a Celtic fable since it's Welsh in origin?It is called the matter of Britain after all not the matter of England
>>97298266If everything wrong in your life is a just card game sucking you probably have a pretty good life
>>97298256>Star Trek was going to be weird because what are instants and sorceries?Unrelated to this, but it makes me wonder if Star Trek MtG cards will categorise Vulcan/Romulan cards as Elves or if they will be their own creature type.Klingons could be Orcs and Ferengi Goblins.
>>97298290They literally made "Time Lord Doctor" a creature type for Dr. Who so I don't think they care too much about introducing throwaway creature types like "Klingon". If anything, I think they would use "Alien", which is now a thing instead of traditional fantasy types.
>>97298256>I remember my friend saying Star Trek was going to be weird because what are instants and sorceries? They're not spells because it's a sci fi game. They're already not spells just fucking things that happen apparently. It's been like this for a while.Following the logic of other UB slop, the instants and sorceries are just going to be "things that happen". So for Star Trek I imagine it'll be "fire phasers", and "diplomacy meeting", and "Vulcan Neck Pinch" and etc.It's retarded, but that's what it's going to be.
>>97298278I mean this. If anything not buying the latest slop sets saves me money. I don't even play magic much. Just a few times a year when I can be bothered organising a cube game with friends.
>>97298256>they're already not spells>it's been like this for a whileSure has
>>97298375Sounds like divine magic to me. Try again buddy.
>>97298504Off the top of my head, Hornet Sting and Morsel Theft.
>>97298256>They're not spells because it's a sci fi game. They're already not spells just fucking things that happen apparently. It's been like this for a while.Yeah, for quite a while
>>97298504Here's the magic of forged papers
>>97298629Or the magic of buying stuff
>>97298375>>97298608>>97298629>>97298635>ERM AKTUALLY (brings up card that was printed before they were born)Wow, good point fellas. I bet you also bring up the Arabian Nights set when someone says they don't like UB slop.
>>97297650Jesper is legitimately intelligent and I respect him.
>>97298645Well I can keep going.
>>97298645Point me at the magic in "some goblins point a knife at you and tell you to do shit"
I cast "speech"
>>97295751>>97295755Honestly, I can understand why he feels this way. At that time and even today, many centrists from the 20th century thought the ideal standard was to be as inclusive as possible. Keeping representation of women fairly generic also helps prevent it the game from devolving into ONLY degenerates playing it, which is an issue with other competing card games.However, we live in a completely different world from back then. In the 2000s, things made primarily with men and boys in mind were still fairly common. Nowadays, the standard is that women being portrayed as "attractive" and also not gay is now the equivalent of "babe art". You can't portray humans doing the things they are most commonly known for, otherwise you're "promoting stereotypes".>Was this "Woke?" If you think so you are probably an idiot. Seriously, get help.Technically, it was woke, though it was during a time where being "woke" was a lot more palatable. It was before the colorblind ideology was taken to its logical conclusion, that being you need to portray everyone except the most naturally successful groups in society as being the best and all the naturally successful groups as being the bad guys.Regardless, after what WotC has done to this game, I'd rather it be made with men and boys in mind than whatever they think "being inclusive" means.
>>97298708It can threaten a 15/15 flier with annihilator 6
>>97299128something something 15 squirrels
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>>97299152Where did I say the 15/15 had protection?
>>97299175there are no other 15/15s with annihilator 6 in this game
>>97299181ummm acktually it could be a MH3 Ulamog with six +1/+1 counters and might leap cast on it
>>97299217well in that case Ulamog saw me blow up two lands to play this and was impressed by my grit so he went along with the goblins without a fight
>>97297603>lets start a podcast well call it two jews! Lets talk about our weird smiles and big fuckin noses!
The MH3 flipwalkers are such unrelenting AIDS. WotC deserves the punishment of Allah.
>>97298237
Premodern
>>97299395You take that back. I will abide by no insult of my daughter
>>97299395Modern Horizons in general is unrelenting AIDS
>>97299416I cast Natural Order saccing Llanowar Elves to summon the mighty Verdant Force.
>>97299441sorry, fren
>>97299451I pay 1
>>97299459Try again.
>>97299413>a reference to a counterspell is a counterspellI CANT BREATH2BInstantCounter target spell(This is a counterspell because at least one counterspell featured a black person in the art)
>1 CMC JaceTMS>3/3 across 2 bodies and if any creature dies you get a giga creature buffer that rapes your entire board a turn later>every time you cast an instant/sorcery you flip a coin and go 50/50 on taking 1 damage or going Super SaiyanWhat were they thinking?
>>97299561>>3/3 across 2 bodies and if any creature dies you get a giga creature buffer that rapes your entire board a turn laterWhat?
>>97299561tamiyo is better than jace because she's not bad in multiples, once you flip her, you can play another copy and keep getting clues
