5'11" edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous thread:>>97294251>Thread question:How about them 500 worlds?
Cute Eldar boy feet
I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF YNNEAD!
The primarchs get new armor when they return; we've already seen Guilliman and Lion, what do you think the new designs of the others will be like?
>>97298431Fuck the Ynnari
Alright, decided to buy my first Battleforce. Hellforged Warband, Warpflame Thrallband or Sanctic Conclave? I do not own a single GK or TS mini but love the idea of space wizards and I do own a bunch of 3/4e CSM and the Apocalypse CSM Detachment, as well as some extra bikes for CSM.
>>97298447:(
>>97298444>I can't wait to see what my favorite superhero will look like!
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
>>97298458Anon, I know you're a faggot, but why do you always have to be such a faggot?
With Huron, Eldar and probably new Badrukk, 2026 will be the year of the Pirate
>>97298422>5'11" editionI don't know it for a fact but I'm confident there's a book description out there that says Kharn is especially large for a marine. This shit always works on ork logik so the named characters are the biggest around.
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>>97298486It is a joke about his model, aenon. His model got refreshed before the world eaters range got released with new berserkers. So he is comparatively short since he did not get scaled up with the rest of the faction.
>>97298502Suddenly I'm angry for some reason.
>>97298465Do we know that badrukk is coming? I thought the only rumor was that yarick was returning. After all, it got teased in one of the Christmas lore drops.
>>97298431E L V E S
How do I beat Leagues of Votann? Ive played against them post codex thrice and they are really strongThere are a boat load of themJust playing the game means their rules easily give them +1 to hitWhen they get -1 to wound to their infantry they It gets frustratingly annoying to get rid of themThe Thunderkyn have really really good shooting. Will Tear apart anything in shooting paired, if lead by an Iron master they proceed to get 4extra bodies you have to eat through.a 6man group + ironmaster is just 235 ptsCheap 5 man infiltrators with proximity movement lmaoBikers are fast and can mince through infantryStandard Troop carriers hit harder than you thinkSteel Jacks can rip through your infantry and can hit on 4+ on overwatch, also are terminator hard to killLand Fortresses holy fuck, this everything you wish Land raiders were
What if we had Sisters of Battle on bikes?
>>97298509Okay, we know they are going to fuck up the dark elda refresh but how badly are they going to fuck it up? Like what all do you think they're actually going to try to change to smooth out all the edginess?
>>97298422>TQI think the idea that Titus has been given a blank cheque to fulfill what is essentially a campaign slogan made up by Guilliman is pretty funny. Feels kind of weird that the main antagonist is Necrons though considering they were already the poster antagonist of last edition, but its still pretty cool to see them and their refreshed minis.
I can't decide if I want to buy world eaters or necrons for my first army. Which is more fun to play?
>>97298520It is purely because they had a big ctan model that they needed to refresh and came up with a narrative reason for it. Just because. That's all it is. It's not about making a good story, it's about selling a new model that they wanted to sell.
>>97298431>>97298509How's this for elfing around?
>>97298527Necrons are unironically Reddit coded. Go with any other army.
>>97298508Im only guessing and maybe hoping but Badrukk is arguably more famous and has been around for longer than Ghaz. Add that to the fact his model wasnt even that bad it did seem strange for him to randomly disappear this edition. With the recent pirate themed additions coming soon it makes me feel like we will get a new Badrukk model. Just a hunch nothing more, I dont play tournaments so Im not that bothered playing him as legends but I feel he'll come back
>>97298520Who else could be the poster antagonist, really? Orks are getting all of the attention next Edition and Eldar cannot pull it off since they are flirting with being friends if the Ultramarines now. The only real option is Tau and I don't think they want to start pushing the poster boys against the tau unless it starts creating some uncomfortable questions for everyone (except for Cato Sicarius for whom there is no question he cannot answer).
>>97298527Necrons, World Eaters are led by a complete retard jobber.
>>97298511They would need to be extra fanatical
>>97298527World Eaters are fine, if a little one dimensional.
>>97298517at this point i'll just be disappointed if they do more re sculpts of units we already have like the archon. faction just needs more units not update to ones you can buy now
Opinions on my Ynnari list?1000 Point Game.Devoted of Ynnead Detachment.Yvraine5 Incubi1 Venom10 Kabalite Warriors1 Raider10 Dire Avengers5 Wraithguard5 Warp Spiders1 Harlequin Solitaire985 PointsFighting Nids. Yvraine and Incubi in Venom racing around killing important heroes/elite units Raider/Kabalites sticky-ing objectivesDire Avengers dealing with hordes Wraithguard being anti-monster Warp Spiders being my anti-horde/shit-didn't-see-that-coming response unit hopping about dealing with any unexpected threats Solitaire as a suicide melee sniper
>>97298544>World Eaters are led by a complete retard jobber.What's with the sudden Khârn hate?
Got very lazy over Christmas and didn't paint anything but that did let me cook up some better basing ideas for my 5'11" kingAlso post models
>>97298544>World Eaters are led by a complete retard jobber.they're led by the silent king?
>>97298534Idc about that>>97298544Literally everyone jobs to the space marines bruh
>>97298556cute bait >>97298557Yea but their Primarch is a literal brainless idiot who does nothing but lose. I do like his model tho.
>>97298422>TQThe All Destroyer Box looks nice.Might get it if it's got a nice discount. Otherwise, can't care.
>>97298527As a world eater player with 40 Zerkers I say Necrons are more varied and flexible
>>97298556At least there’s dynasties that don’t follow his nonsense. With World Eaters it’s purely jobbers or a mary sue girlboss.
made some infernus kitbash and finished painting them
>>97298444My prediction is that Leman Russ will have less armor, at least his chest and arms will be exposed, he will also have tattoos, he will look more like a traditional vikingo.maybe also a shield.
>dood did you hear about this news about amazons 40k show?!theres been literally nothing from amazon about it ever since they got the rights(to the point I don't even think amazon will actually make anything or at most they'll make something animated, and as far as I can tell henry cavill isn't even mentioned at all)where do these fake rumours even come from? why are 40k fans so stupid and gulliable to believe it?
Why does no one ever expect the Imperial Inquisition?
>>97298573>traditional
>>97298562>literal brainless idiotHe's one of the few primarchs that sees the Emperor for what he is, an evil tyrant. Also he's just the coolest, most primarchs are lame and gay.
>>97298574>why are 40k fans so stupid and gulliable to believe it?I don't know, 40k fan, you tell me.
>>97298579Ignore the horns.
>>97298576They are only as strong and competent as their lackies
>>97298587actual vikangz had armor because surprise you die really easily when your chest is not covered
>>97298550They have like a dozen units they've lost over the years that would be super easy re-inclusions if they just made those instead of updating already decent sculpts instead (Wyches are looking rough though and still have slotted bases). But GW will be GW.
>>97298574There were some rumors years ago about the guy that played the last superman doing an amazon 40k series I think. But yah it's dead at this point since that long with no news is development hell at best, dead project is more likely
>>97298465Hell Yeah
>>97298580The Emperor is a far more complex being than Angron can even possibly understand or truly know, the chaos gods themselves are perplexed by him to the point they seemingly dismiss him out of Ignorance.
>>97298444>Leman RussHe's turning into a super warp wulfen so his armor is breaking apart and furry body parts stick out everywhere>VulkanIt will be a fancy suit of green artificer armor with some mild salamander decorations. He will look the most normal out of all returning primarchs>KhanHe will look extra mongolian and carry several Dark Eldar trophies on him. Essentially 33% big White Scars dude, 33% super mongolian and 33% champion of the Deldar>CoraxBatman but with a crow motive so Crowman. He will come with literal wings but unlike Sanguinius these are manifestations of warp powers so they covered with some phasing out of reality effect like many of the new necron models use except less blocky and digital looking>DornHe's fucking dead lol
>>97298598That has nothing to do with him being evil as fuck
>>97298573Anyone expecting him not to have any kind of wolf features or iconography is going to be sorely disappointed. Wolf head and pelt shoulder at the bare minimum.
>>97298533holy .01 mm eyebrow
>>97298597
>>97298601god Primarchs are so fucking lame
I want a project for a converted army to slowly work on but have 0 ideas. Can you share some cool kitbashes or converted armies you've made / saved?
>>97298584well we live in the age where people only listen to things they want to hear and believe it without checkingso people would just make shit up about it and because it's something they'd like to hear they'll believe youI could go to the LGS and say some shit like "the 40k show will be set during the 500 worlds" and they'd believe meI could then say "and it's being written by the same person who did rings of power" and they'd call that bullshit and fake, as it's not something they want to hear>>97298595yes, henry cavillas far as i'm aware, officially (i.e the paperwork) makes no mention of him as part of amazon getting the rights, nor has there been any verified rumour about it since amazon got the rights
>>97298597CAM ON CORSAIRS SCORE SOM FACKIN GOALS
>>97298611Yeah it's by design that each one is the epitome of a given stereotypeIf that kind of character is not what you want then the corresponding primarch will have 0 appeal to you
>>97298601>He's turning into a super warp wulfen so his armor is breaking apart and furry body parts stick out everywhereI wonder if he'll be a blond werewolf or if his fur will be different.It's hard to take a giant golden terrier seriously.
>>97298533Sex with snake ladies
GW looks at old lore every day like "we could've made so much fucking money off these dead characters"
>>97298591ye i agree, they have A LOT of units they could bring back. wyches are honestly the only unit i would be semi ok them re-doing but other than that the range is fine quality wise.
Post WIPs and models.I'm nearly done with half of this storm guardian squad. Just some basing work and varnishing to go. Then onto the other 5 models.
>>97298540badrukk was also a big character in one of the recent ork books too.
>>97298601>Dorn>He's fucking dead lolDo you really think they'll kill the primarch of the Black Templars?
>>97298648Dorn will return in some giga-dreadnought armor made by Cawl
>>97298647yeah Its funny I think he's had like 4 books now, absolute baller
>>97298633That's more of an AoS thing.
>>97298548imo I think cavalry would differentiate them more from marines who have a huge history with goofy giant bikes. fuck it, make them a flock of pegasus with spear equipped sisters riding them. There are no pegasus in 40k and I'm sure you can grimderp/sci fi the concept of pegasus quite a bit like the krieg "horses" do.
All the lore Ive read says Huron is in Terminator armor yet his art and models all have him in regular armor
>>97298632He’s not going to come back as some sort of wild animal, Loyalist Primarchs have a certain level of gravitas associated with them and their lore.
>>97298656unit of sisters of battle on horseback led by a living saint riding on a pegasus
Every primarch should've died in the horus heresy
>>97298658He's a pirate he probably has a hoard of all sorts of armor
>>97298658I think the implication is that the damage he suffered in the badab war and the prosthetics he got afterwards makes it so his armor is some jury-rigged bullshit
>>97298613800 shitty d&d spiders that you will convert 10 of to be nids then give up and start making your own paint
>>97298673I vehemently disagree
>>97298573>My prediction is that Leman Russ will have less armor, at least his chest and arms will be exposedYou are party correct. He will be wearing less armor and have exposed arms because he is gonna be a giant Wulfen
>>97298695it makes no sense that they'd all come back all at pretty much the same time though
>>97298613Will youtube videos do? I dig this guy's take on Titanfall inspired dreadnoughts/knightshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEZbj67M-BgAnother channel tried the same but for Tau, it's less impressive but I think with a better paintjob it could workhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fg4ntrJLG4
>>97298699>giant wulfenPerfect for drilling his butthole
>>97298673Primarchs are a small and insignificant tale in the legacy of man. Our ages have reached far beyond their grasp, and in these dark days their flaws are basely exploited. I am not going to say they should be removed from the setting, but keeping their little role in perspective goes a long way. They have a small part to play in the great war. And it certainly makes the normies vomit money into our hobby.
>>97298673I think guilliman coming back was good but otherwise I agreeI like the idea that his dad is dead or a fucked up warp god, all his brothers are dead, the imperium is collapsing on all fronts and he was just woken up to deal with it all
>>97298671living saints should just have angel wings and can fly themselves
>>97298713Living saints should be biblically accurate angels
>>97298713Celestine's wings are not always present and only manifest when neededAlso living saint on a pegasus is a cool as fuck visual
>>97298721Ok now you are unleashing some kino
>>97298718Necrons cant win as long as Orks exist and the moment some cheeky boys break into Trazyn's vault and free the Krork in there is all over for those mechanical shitters
poorfags crying about the price of the CHAD Titus box, can't wait to get several of them and show them just how high that price is going to rise for those who didn't already preorder at their lgs.
>>97298686This feels very targeted at someone I'm not aware of.>>97298705I'm looking for any ideas so those will work nicely, thanks!
>>97298739best not to concern yourself with every little drama chap, your mind will thank ye
>>97298726I would prefer Palentine on Pegasus as a unique datasheet, let Jump Canoness lead the unit as well and make a generic flying Saint as an alternative to Celestine who can also join the unit (or jump sisters)
>>97298739>This feels very targeted at someone I'm not aware ofSome fag on here has converted some spiders to proxy as nids, not painted any, and is now "making his own washes". Last I heard he bought 12 leviathan boxes for the marines?Basically a serial ideas guy who never finishes anything
>>97298704Unless they are somehow linked and destiny as afoot
>>97298745sisters detachment where you can spend x value in miracle device to resurrect a dead unit as a living saint with cuhrazy stats once per battle
>>97298739>>97298747and so this is the part where you should think "who fucking cares"
>>97298732only bit I'm annoyed at is them including Titus in the box instead of as a stand-alone character. pumps up the price when all I want from it are the normal humans for kitbashing.
>>97298686>then give up and start making your own paintlmao did he really do that? It did feel like he was on a similar level of daydreaming autism as that SD guy
>>97298732>can't wait to get several big Warhammer boxesAre you by chance part of an Arab oil family?I wish I was to buy out Warhammer and make it worse than it already is.
>>97298757Oh boy, what are you kitbashing from that money pit, if I may pry?
You guys aren't poor, right?
>>97298761Just more normal dudes for my Inquisition warbands and for use in Necromunda campaigns.
>>97298764monkey!
>>97298762I don't buy marineslop
>>97298764I think I saw a comic about this monkey. Which came first your model or the comic?
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97298742I try to avoid. Not like I visit more than once every couple weeks.>>97298747Ah. Well as >>97298755 said, that's someone else's issue. I'm just looking for a new army project to get me excited as we move to 11th and try to play again. Just nothing is really standing out to me.>>97298764Heh, monkey...
>>97298762$130 for the Nightbringer is a steep upgrade in his price
>>97298773more like fart smelldar lmao go fuck yourself
>>97298773can't come soon enough anon
If you were to make a custom and beautiful table, modeling each and every hedge, bush, river, dune, and ruin, what kind of biome and features would you make?
>>97298772no idea. I mean the Jokero model is from like 2000 or something? they also have a little bit of fluff I made up:Inquisitor Nathanial "Whitecloak" Marov befriended the Jokaero after saving the creature from members of the Dark Mechanicum who wanted to enslave it for their dark purposes. It now accompanies the Inquisitor wherever he travels, and has since improved and recrafted much of the Inquisitor's now entirely custom suit of terminator armor.
>>97298791I'd make sure it's FULL of L slop.
>>97298791
>>97298762>$174 for the complete Titus experienceThat's a bit steep
>>97298797kino
I HATE L-SHAPED RUINSI HATE L-SHAPED RUINSI HATE L-SHAPED RUINS
>>97298762No Orks no buy
>>97298791>>97298795>oldschool cityfight table>make it full of L-slop>disguise it with real decorationshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PxfFih_BAk
>>97298791Tropical beach paradise with palm trees and a bar and stuff
>>97298811You know what I don't think I have ever seen a beach table IRL. That actually sounds so fucking kino. I mean yeah you lose a bunch of the board to water but shit, it looks gorgeous in my imagination.
>>97298817Normandy style beach landing would be a crazy game
>>97298817>>97298822the wookie world battle from battlefront 2
>>97298817You could have a beach running lengthways and just have a bit of water at the side
>>97298826that was the best map
>>97298822I was thinking White Cliffs of Dover. A beach on one end or corner, and a long slog up a steep incline to the top of the cliffs where embankments and fortifications lie. Damn. TY for the spark.
>>97298597Hate that he has that ugly and lazy fur trim they give all Chaos warriors now.
>>97298828>>97298826>they have breached the sea wall>they have breached the sea wall>they have breached the sea wall
>>97298791Filthy Indian street with Nurgle daemon food vendors selling disgusting concoctions
>>97298826>>97298843WATCHTHOSEWRISTROCKETS
>>97298646
>>97298846Admech models are so cool but I feel like I would throw one at the wall if I had to paint it myself
>>97298759Well-to-do upper and middle class aren't just the target audience, they're also the only people on /tg/ nowadays especially since this board has the largest crossover with Reddit out of all boards on 4chan. Nobody in these generals ever talks about homebrews, yourdudes, or any form of real original content. It's just all about buying the new expensive luxury corporate slop from a company that barely tries anymore. The boy's club matters more than what made the boy's club worth joining in the first place.
Which type of dice is superior for playing 40k, rounded edges or straight edge.
>>97298854okay grandpa, let's get you to bed
>>97298817You can have a decent amount of the water on a beach table be shallows that infantry could move in unimpeded. It's not 100% accurate to how people would move in shallow water IRL but it'd work. Alternatively you could dot the water with small modular islands and walkways.These dudes are a little cringe but they built a pretty nice beach table:https://youtu.be/5ApwRefc6dk?si=8Uo7KgFeRKFlq94C
>>97298851ehh it's not that bad honestly, just time consuming
>>97298860I like how their channel is called play on tabletop, but 40k is 99.9% of their tabletop gaming. Just goes to show you how unpopular both AoS and ToW are.
>>97298855depends sharp edged casino dice are better and more random but only if you're throwing them a good distance and letting them rollchamfered dice are better and faster when you're throwing dice a short distance into a tray since they won't take as long to stop spinning
>>97298854can you post your homebrew, yourdudes, or some original content you've made?Preferably with a timestamp.
>>97298810it is strange how the "standard" gameplay is now just the City Fight rules.
>>97298860how do i block these guys when i search shit for warhammer tabletop
It is said that Eldar can kill you with a kiss. How does that work?
>>97298885Poison lipstick
>>97298882can't you click the dots and choose "don't recommend this channel"?
>>97298885Poison lipstick. Also, screaming really loud into your mouth. Also, clown kissing psychic nonsense.
>>97298898that only works for stuff recommended
>>97298753What an absolutely kino idea. Maybe I'll write a homebrew detachment just for you (and me).
>>97298903>clown kissingcan you show me what this looks like?
>>97298646WIP on these hangers-on guys for Necromunda
>>97298654I'm not allowed to have sex with those snake ladies unless I'm a girl
So what determines what color primer I should use? Does it matter?
>>97298747You're mixing up severan dominate fag who is making his own washes with the spiderfag who bought 8 million spiders and 12 starter sets to do nothing with. Despite being very similar in behavior, they are different people. If anything spiderfag is worse as he's mentioned having 6-7k in converted chaos stuff that he's had for 15 years plus with no paint on them
>>97298854>Nobody in these generals ever talks about homebrews, yourdudes, or any form of real original contentI recall some people doing just that but the problem is that people shit on them and so homebrewers are driven away.
>>97298773>he ran out of art for his shitty ritual postLmfao, should've known when you were posting half finished deviantart slop and pixel art
>>97298854We were posting homebrews and /yourdudes/ the other day. Speak for yourself rather than project your own inferiority
>>97298952White for bright (yellow,white itself, pink)Grey for centrist (you really can't go wrong)Black for darker colors (I like it for a metal focused model like lots of armor)You can also prime the color that will be the majority of a model, good for space marines
>>97298952If you're painting your models use black primer
>>97298646Painting 30 neophytes for a total of 70. Painted the first batch of 10 yesterday, began painting the guys in the middle. Got some characters 3d printed but they're kinda ass and I don't really want to paint them.I kinda fucked it up during the assembly, for some reason I thought sub-assembly would be better so I just primed everything then painted their armor with an airbrush, not realizing I had paint on where the arms would go. I applied plastic glue on some and much to my dismay they're fucked. I used superglue on the rest but their arms are not properly aligned etc.
>>97298924Some heresy coming right up.
>>97298952White for bright colours. Black for dark colours. Grey for schemes with light and dark colours. Coloured primers for laziness/speed
Eldar boy feet
>>97298952If you want your model to be mostly bright colors (especially if you want plain white in your color scheme) use white primerIf you want your model to have colors that are dark to the point of being nearly black (or even black proper) use black primerFor everything else you can use grey primer. When you are unsure where to start go with either white or grey as it is easier to darken your model than to brighten it upAlso if you use black primer don't use GW's Chaos Black as it is low quality and messes with the colors you apply on top of it. Better alternatives are Army Painter matt black or AK fine primer black
>>97298952Depends on what the color/lighting is going to be like on the model.If you have to ask, just use black.Anything you leave unpainted will just appear to be in deep shadow.
Do orks get sad?
>>97298997probably if they're being bullied by other orks
>>97298997No. They get angry, but I don't think they're capable of sadness.
>>97298885They stick a tube in your gut and fill you with monofilament wire
>>97298997Go buy a pack of pic related from your local grocer. Look at it. Stare deeply into its pores. Ask it, if you are brave enough, if it feels sadness.
>>97299012This is what wargaming looks like in Poland
>>97299004I think an ork would be sad if his ork friends stole all his stuff, beat him up, laughed at him, called him mean names and ostracised him
Why does everyone want the Eldar to look like TES elves so badly?
>>97299027They also eat his pet Squig in front of him(he was going to have it for dinner)
>>97299036grimderpeveryone and everything must be ugly
>>97299036What do TES elves look like?
>>97298974>>97298985>>97298990Thanks Anons, wasn't sure because my scourges will have dark armor but their skin will be a vibrant pink
>>97299036TES elves aren't even consistentI thought they looked like weird freaks in the old games because graphics were shit.
>>97299036It's your average normies only exposure to elves.
>>97299048prime them brown if you're doing lots of pink. brown is the secret to a good pink
>>97299036#4>Basically Asur>Oldhammerlol, no. Aside from Paul Dainton's interpretation, Warhammer elves have always been conventionally attractive.
>>97299036
>>97299036SEEN ANY ELVES? HAHAHAHA
>>97299086is that J.D. Vance?
>>97299050Ironically, your pic was made less pretty after fans complained. This is what she originally looked like.
>>97299075I am not sure that picking the first reddit post off google qualifies as 'always'.
>>97299085>bro wants to fuck a kaminoanelves look much better as pointy ear humans that just dip into into the uncanny valley a bit. Unnaturally beautiful, as it were.
>>97299050They looked like this in Reblivion.
>>97298447Yes, but not in the way you think.
>>97299075Paul Dainton elves are cool though. I love how squished their faces look. He was the artist who left the largest legacy on Eldar looks and physiology as well.
>>97299085Nonono left is perfect we do not lanky greys
>>97299125why does every UE5 game look like fucking dogshit
>>97298671I need to find a cheap printed version of that new bretonnian lord on a pegasus to make this a reality
>>97299116Yeah. Pic related is how I imagine them. "Cute," but clearly not human.>>97299150Horrid optimization and lighting. I can guarantee that it looks worse in motion.
This Emp kid looked scarier before he took the cool aid
>>97299150This is a bit of a stupid question des
>>97298452It's kind of a cuck answer, but the ones you think you'll enjoy painting the most. I personally would be chomping at the bit to paint a Lord Discordant and a Venomcrawler, but you might feel differently.Everyone told me to stay away from admech, but all it really did was make me buy a bunch of tyranids because they were "easier" and then go into admech anyway. Maybe it was for the best because these guys would be pretty frustrating to do as someone new to the hobby. Make carnifexes good, James you fucking cuck. Tyranids were good for about 3 months out of the past 3 years. Meanwhile, Eldar has been a top 5 army for at least half the edition.
>>97299150Play better games
they are not pretty humans
>>97299085>lanky greysWestoidism is a disease
>>97299178share your superior interpretation
Sex with elves
>>97299185big titted athletic woman with slightly pointy ears
>>97299189I have excellent news for you. google 'gacha games'
>>97298452Do not bother with GKs until their range refresh in 11th. It might be like 2yrs out still but its 100% happening and unless you're a nutjob like GKanon with more money than sense its not worth it to update them yourself.
>>97299192sorry I'm not a SEAmonkey.I waste money on important things like plastic toy soldiers and books on the industrial revolution and economic development of austria-hungary in the latter half of the 19th century.
>>97299085I would fuck a fem protoss in a heart beat
>>97299202Protoss have no mouths yet their females have breasts and Zeratul has nipples.Make it make sense.
>>97299189You will get athletic and lithe elf women with swimmer's bodies and hunky elf men in form fitting armor.
>>97299206to collect milk for the blizzard HQ milking room
>>97299202>no mouth nor noseAre we sure there's other holes?
>>97299201If there was some veiled insult in yours words I failed to see it. I only meant to steer you toward hobbies that better aligned with your interests. I really do recommend that you try some gacha like Nikke: Goddess of Victory, or perhaps Wuthering Waves. I think they will be a much better fit for what you are looking for. Have peace and good luck in gaming brother.
>>97299209khaine got that hank hill ass
If I could kill every SEAmonkey with the push of a button, I would press it more than once just to make sure
>>97299201>I waste money on important things like plastic toy soldiersNo you don't, you have no models
>>97299225Crazy how nobody asked
>>97299228Do not provoke it further, just gently show it the door and usher it on its way.
>>97299228Can you post some of your models with a timestamp?
>>97299225>rips a big fat pepperoni fart into your mouth
>>97299264I'm pretty sure that is the unspeakable one and we really don't need to see them post their same stock photo again
>>97299171I remember both the Disco Lord and Venomcrawler coming out and being hyped for them, but these days I have been fixated on GK and TS. I mean I love my CSM army to the point I've been slowly recreating my 3e CSM army with modern stuff, but oddly the passion is not as intense as it could be? Amusingly I have some Admech myself, back when Start Collecting boxes were an actual bargain and thing. Love the designs but hate painting them.Thanks for your feedback Anon, truly appreciate it and hopefully your Carnifexes get a lasting buff! >>97299196I'll be honest, I love the look of the current GK and the idea of them getting an "upgrade" similar to the launch Primaris and some of the newer stuff kills my desire to play them. They have such character for being "old". Very similar to Dark Eldar, which makes sense as they both had their ranges reworked in 5th.
>>97299264After you. You know the rules. I wasn't asking for you to prove you owned models. I was stating you do not have models. But if you want timestamps I'll need to see yours first
>>97299225Is the SEAmonkey with us in the room right now?
>>97299276>accuse someone of having no models>can't prove that he has any of his ownI accept your concession :)
>>97299292Meant for>>97299264
>>97299292>unwarranted racist meltdown from tourist>melts further upon accusations of tourism>unable to disprove accusations>deflectsSad! But many such cases!
>>97299305>unwarranted racistWhere do you think you are?
>>97299228>>97299264>>97299292Do you anons sometimes get the feeling of wanting to have a model handy. Preferably in metal to have to prove you own models without giving away identification because you can easily paint strip it and you have already posted models before in these generals?
>>97298613Flesh colored necrons as a Guard army.
>>97299313Not really anon. I'm not ever saying anything I'd be worried of being "tracked" back to my models. That seems like something you'd only do if you're a shitstirring faggot
>>97299311You need to go back
>>97299324like a bunch of flayed ones LARPing as a guard regiment?
>>97299311Not on /b/. Sir this is a Wendy's
>>97299313What an embarrassing thing to do. Fuck no
>>97299270wrong
>>97298803I doubt they think very highly of you, anon.
>>97299313Nah I post models whenever I want as many times as I want and couldn't care less if someone recognizes them in public.
>>97299325>I'm not ever saying anything I'd be worried of being "tracked" back to my modelsFair enough.>That seems like something you'd only do if you're a shitstirring faggotMaybe. But remember that some autists latch onto model posters like you wouldn't believe. But it can lead to some funny reactions. Sometimes sad ones too.Like I just remembered this one: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/95990743/#q95994352Read the chain of reactions if you're willing to.
>>97298224I hate (actually love) to tell you, anon, but Starcraft is /tg/ territory now!
>>97299383I was expecting you to post some Votann desu
>>97299385Nope we're FINALLY getting a Starcraft tabletop game (in plastic any everything!) and I genuinely couldn't be more excited lmfaoGoing to CONSUME like mad
>>97299392This looks like warmachine. Whatever I cant comment on asthetics, I like malifaux of all things.
>>97299392I think that Marauder (i think thats what they are called, the guy with the rockets and heavy armor) looks gorgeous. Would love to put some orky bits on em.
>>97299392>goliathsI would buy a box of those or vultures
>>97299392I still won't forgive blizzard for massacring the Goliath portrait in starcraft 2
>>97299367That loser is shistirring constantly and doing exactly what you stated
>>97299428
>>97299414I can't wait for walkerboi, he's awesome looking!>>97299404The Marauder is cool but I really can't wait for Firebats! They're based on the same suit/model in SC2 so it'd make sense for them to release pretty soon as they wouldn't have to alter this model too much. These Marauders would make AMAZING foundations for a sick Meganobz conversion.>>97299399>I like malifaux of all things.Wtf went wrong in your life?
>>97299385If we were talking about destiny I could understand posting votann
>>97298646>>97298613>share kitbashesI have a ton of space marine character kitbashes but you've probably seen them a million times here already. Working on some csm ones now.
>>97298817the beach scene in rogue one has a pretty cool battlefield.
>>97299468nice work on the stripes anon, look pretty clean
>>97298646>>97298613ripped everything out and tried it again with guitar string because the gaps in the bent wire were driving me nutsthink it came out a little better
>>97299392>>97299383Damn, these models actually look sweet. Very good detail and cool poses. Neat.
>>97299477Very cool
>>97299478yeah these are really good models. I want to see more.
>>97299428Got any more of his antics? Did you have that picture just saved or did you just find it from a previous thread to that archive link?Stuff looks like used minis he bought and probably stripped by now.
>>97298613>>97298646Postan a lad
>>97299493any way I can help you guys take it to private messages?
>>97298997ghaz was pretty mopey in his novel.
>>97298572Neat. Good work.>>97298791The insides of an imperial starship.>>97298646>>97298851They’re actually pretty fun to paint. Genuinely enjoyable.
>>97299156Weed, not even once
>>97299498I don't want to give away any contacts.
>>97299505So let's say we bisected the fucker, right, because of course you want to play on multiple decks. I think it needs to be damaged heavily so there are shooting points from deck 1 to 2, 2 to 3, maybe 1 to 3 in some spots, etc. Layered maps seem so hard to make and not fun to play on but you got my mind joggin. The worst part is, I think they are very true to the setting.
>>97298646Working on 3rd ed Dark Eldar.
>>97299156before and after when i see >>97299515 moms pussy
>>97299493I save every timestamp that comes out of shitflinging contests, which generally is 90% of timestamps posted here
>>97299522>because of course you want to play on multiple decksOur lgs did a multiple floored table once for an event and it was miserable to play on. Would work fine for skirmish stuff but not a full wargame
>>97299539Which shop do you own?
>>97299546Help me. How would you have made a multi-floor fun to play on. It has to be faster to transfer from one floor to another right? Like, a zero-g movement ability, or escalators EVERYWHERE. What do you think? How would it have been better to play on?
>>97299477looks much better
>>97299539>I save every timestamp that comes out of shitflinging contests, which generally is 90% of timestamps posted hereWhat is your reason for doing this? If it were me all that would happen is I would get a little annoyed at seeing them.
>>97298510From what I understand, their biggest weakness is that they're too "fair." Votann play the game of warhammer, and their strategies of doing so are front and center the entire time. They don't have a lot of tricks. Their combos are obvious because X hq is only allowed to attach to Y squad, which will allow them to have Z ability. Y squad is always starting in the transport in order to split the group, which is always going to scout toward their expansion, blah blah blah. Their army rule basically always switches modes at the exact same time because outside of one detachment, they literally can't spend Yield points fast enough to prevent it.So, while they're strong, they're predictable. It's up to you to take advantage of that.
>>97299313realistically what’s the worst that could happen?
>>97299554Middle/center of lower floors must be solid and impassable. Reaching to the middle of the table, when there's another table balanced on top with models set up was a disaster. Also needs enough clearance for you to move models around. I think any physical staircases talk up valuable space and make reaching things a pain, so those are out.
>>97299449>Wtf went wrong in your life?It started when I picked up my first box of firstborn marines…
>>97299565Well if you own a shop you could filter out bad actors, the world is a bit smaller than most people think it is. But I think that mate is a bit schizo.
>>97299496Love the model empress
>>97299569Well for me it could be linked back to my social medias I've been using since I was a teenager and my Warhammer 40k fanfics could be discovered. Along with terrible 40k artwork I made on Deviantart.Along with unsavory things I have said in the past due to being a stupid teen at the time.
>>97298791I have made some tables already but if I were to make more and I had no real budget limit I have a few ideas. Some are more practical than others but I like my tables to be looks over function.>Ork shanty town on an arid world Streets, mekshops, stores, Da dropz full of stinky ork shit, the whole shabang.Probably my most practical idea and the easiest one.>ocean board with ships, debris and big waves.Stupid and not good for games but I like the idea of a battle at sea with ships ramming into eachother, smoke plumes, fire and huge waves.>forest with ruins of an ancient temple. Big tree with sacrifices, altar, cobblestone or tile floor that gets swallowed up by nature, moss, statues, big trees, leaves on the ground, early autumn Might be more fantasy but I like what i like>daemon world made out of skulls, blood, gore and bone. Weird faces and structures. Eyes, teeth, hands etc.I think it would be fun.
>>97299548>>97299573Wat are you on about shops for>>97299565Means I don't have to remember any of them, and when some fag is shitstirring I just flip through my timestamp folder until I see similar writing or the same models and then you just dump it in the thread tell him to fuck off and walk away and that's where it ends.
>>97299571I really wish you had pictures of your battlefield to show me. I would imagine something like, not quite 2d, but near. A sideview of a starship's hull, maybe 6-8 inch depth, and the action is just a massive fuck corridor. But is that really fun? Again, I am lost on if the gameplay translates.
>>97299583ork shanty town would be so cool and the ramshackle nature would make it pretty accessible.
>>97299586Oh nothing really, I manage one now and I hope to open my own some day. So ye, I think it makes sense to keep track of baddies in the space, just in case they ever show up they can get shown out, that's all.
>>97299586Well it looks like blocky text timestamp writing is off the menu as you'll think everyone that does it is the same person.Generally people would use that kind of writing to hide their actual writing.
>>97299587Even if I took pictures I wouldn't share pics of my lgs. If it was my own table then sure, but I'm not blowing up my spot on 4chins. Also I really don't have any more advice for how to make it fun, like I said before, we all thought it would be a lot of fun but it was logistically a huge problem to play on compared to one tabletop
>>97299603Nobody said anything about a shop until you brought it up. What are you even talking about right now
>>97299583Honestly they all sound beautiful mate. I would say that your, to my interpretation, pagan deciduous forest board sounds the most interesting by far. I think I see a lot of boards set in this climate, this space, but not with this sort of pagan temple idea. Very interesting.
>>97299629they literally told you what they were talking about in the post you replied to.
>>97299606>Generally people would use that kind of writing to hide their actual writing.Damn everyone can go home. Sherlock is here
>>97299525sovl
>>97299603>>97299575>>97299573Fuck off decalfag
>>97299648Well played anon.Hope you have a good week.
>>97298613Get 2 crassus transports from a recaster. Fill one with 30 kasrkin and 3 castellans. Fill the other with 30 tempestus scions and a command squad. Do the interiors. Kitbash all the options you can onto the models. Make an inquisitor to lead them all. You can do it, I believe in you.
Eldar feet
>>97299720If you were posting pics of these things each time you ritualposted it would be pretty swag and we could be friends
>>97299667You're all over the place anon
>>97299729Sometimes you need to toss a hook to find out where the fish is
>>97298613Turned these EC Praetors into custodes shield captains
>>97299743...I don't hate it actually?
>>97299740... why would someone being trying to hook me?
>>97299753
>>97299758Yea okay I see where this is going, good luck freak.
>>97299758Think decalfag is well asleep at this hour, might be up in a couple and you can fight with him again and sink our general as you will.
>>97299766>26I am the so called decalanon, and I have not argued or responded to obvious taunts in days.
>>97299729>edited filename>inspect elementCome on now
>>97299770Chin up, you done well, keep it up son.
>>97299775I don't even know what that means
>>97299770you've done it several times and melted down when called out on ityou will now lie and cry falseflagger
>>97299776ty anon, will do.Goin to bed.
>>97299781Incompetent And a liar, eh?
>>97299206Because they were designed by the old on- I mean the Xelnaga to be aesthetically pleasing to them and everyone likes tits.
>>97299770Holy shit, its evolving. Keep it up mutant.
>>97299843top kek
Man Asomodai is one nuts motherfucker.
>>97299740I don't really get how someone could look at a reply like this and not come to the realization you're just as bad.>>97299827>>97299206>>97299202>>>/v/
>>97298762The nekrosor price is for the whole box bundled with destroyers or the single miniature?
>>97299324"For the emperor fellow fleshie" sounds kinda funny.>>97299468Neat!>>97299477Cool choice for wiring. I dig it.>>97299697This sounds like a really cool investment and half. I wish I liked the models though, sorry.>>97299743These turned out sick! Custodes are pretty cool, are these taller than normal ones? Because normal ones feel short for what they're supposed to be in universe.
>>97298613Infernal Sextet. Six Daemon Princes. Six evil gods. Grab bits to customize each one as Khorne, Slaanesh, Nurgle, Tzeentch, Horned Rat, and Hashut. No I do not give a fuck about Vashtorr but you can include him if you want to be funny.
>>97298550>>97298517>court of the archonNo longer will existen>tantalusLol>VectWill also continue to not exist>RakarthGets a model>Lilith or whatever her name isGets a model>VVychesGets a kill team called the mistresses of the Arena>talos/the other oneGets a new release and has a new mode that 'replaces' the grotesques, in practice it just means the old box isn't worth as much (this will not stop ebay resellers from charging the same for the old and new boxes)>reaversContinue to be Online Only, are not in stock EVER>CorsairsReceive most of the forcus as it is useful for GW's new pet side project.>HarlequinsReceive Avatar of Cegorach, Keepers of the Black Library elite troupe choice, mobile Library heavy vehicle, a wraithlord but he does acrobatics, a named Troupemaster gets a release.Quins and Sairs were included because they 'benefit' from dark eldar refreshes, being quasi armies.
>>97298580>He's one of the few primarchs that sees the Emperor for what he is, an evil tyrant. Also he's just the coolest, most primarchs are lame and gay.The Angron nulore where he's a freedom fighter who respects le honour is very memetier.
>>97300115that's more inline with his ancient lore of being the imperium's former greatest general tourist-kun
>Order Combat Patrol.>End up canceling it.>Order vehicle.>Still feel guilty for "wasting money".>Cancel it.Well fuck. Guess I've hit a point where I've priced myself out of Warhammer. This sucks.
>>97300131Time to get a job, scary.
Hit me the lore of /yourdudes/ anons!
>>97300120This isn't hhg, you actual tourist.
>>97300174Lord Inquisitor Millina Corvich, Ordo Malleus Master #148/169 currently heads up what is simply known as a Redaction Force. A force which, in her opinion, has been far too busy ever since the formation of the Cicatrix Maledictum. She is garbed in some of the most advanced Aegis equipment available to the Inquisition, with hexagrammmic wards and a purity matrix laid under simple cloth and leather. Her mask is a unique mastercraft combination of psychic hood, iron halo, and complete tactical hololith display. She is responsible for removing any trace of the daemonic left after an incursion by the archenemy into Imperial territory. With roughly fifty members of the Grey Knights 7th Brotherhood at her command the work is often quick and efficient, be it as simple as underhive gutter rats addled beyond saving by dark events. As complicated as entire cults left remaining after their plot has succeeded, or even rogue greater daemons wandering the ruins of a former Imperial world.One such deployment found the Knight world of Gremania utterly consumed by a warpstorm and well on the way to becoming a full daemon planet. It was here that by the grace of the Emperor one last loyal metal steed was discovered battling its way through the wastes. When the Ordo Malleus cleansed the world it fought alongside them and after the campaign of purity, was given a rosette by the Lord Inquisitor. That gift then calmed the raging machine spirit and ever since at the end of every battle the tech priests and serfs add a trinket, reliquary, icon, seal, or banner from the remains of the battlefield to the knight's carapace. Now the last survivor of House Gremania is sworn to the Lord Inquisitor until it finds a battle suitable for dying in, to join his lost brothers who are with Him on Terra.>also every single agent in my collection has a name and I'm slowly working on their backgrounds etc
>>97300162Even with one of those 200k a year wendy's chef jobs, warhammer purchases are like 200 bucks for a small starter army 'battleforce'.
>>97300177>spouts off>gets proven wrong>n-no you're the tourist lmaoyour next line will be "I'm not him stop being schizo"
>>97300131I somewhat know how you feel man.I think it is because I built up a backlog and finally I've been shaken out of spending so much money on this side of the hobby.So I guess a combination of the price and the backlog has made me start to think that it is best to hold my wallet. That and having bought some 3D printed bits to enhance some guardsmen (just Cadian gas mask helmets as I hate painting faces) made me look at 3d printers more because the prints came out well from the Etsy store I bought from.
>>97300177This is Syn, currently my favourite model in my Deldar force. Haemonculus Syn is young, by the standards of her people. having only been a fully-fledged Haemonculus for 700 years. But she is ambitious, gifted and utterly remorseless. Syn has risen high within her Coven very quickly, too quickly, in fact. She has proven herself as good at making enemies as she is at advancing her station. Several "accidents" have resulted in her death across the centuries but she is skilled enough at avoiding death to shame even some of her elders. Syn, for better or worse, is a rising power within the twisted, mad heart of the Dark City, despite the efforts of enemies and colleagues both, and many figures both mighty and craven are keeping a close eye upon her storied career.Pictured with her are the Aberrant Failures, test subjects and experiments that proved disappointing or unimpressive that serve now as bodyguards and meat-shields for Syn upon the battlefield.
>>97300162Money is not the problem, it is the fact that even with an Ebay/Amazon discount, Combat Patrols are $140 USD or more for 10-20 miniatures. Newer Patrols lack large vehicles or things that make it feel worth the price - for me at least. >>97300196I have quite a backlog myself and rescuing old/used stuff via Ebay really opened my eyes to the massive markup on 40k minis. All that money spent for what, a few games a year? Four or five hours of one player moving/shooting while the other halfheartedly pays attention while playing with a phone? I do not even enjoy the special character spectacle of modern 10th edition either.
>>97300208>Several "accidents" have resulted in her death across the centuries but she is skilled enough at avoiding death to shame even some of her elders.I should've written this better lol I'm very tired. I meant it to mean she's skilled at avoiding "true death" as in the 100% no-coming-back death all Haemonculus fear. I love the fact that in lore powerful Archons and such, along with the older or wise Haemonculus, can pop back up after death if someone does a horrific enough murder-fuck-orgy-ritual in their name.It's a part of their lore that makes them even scarier and more like unnatural monsters stalking out of the shadows, rather than just pale spikey elves.
>>97300174Slowly working on getting together more lore. Have a bunch of quotes and a big blurb for all my guys. Also been doing a short story as well but only about halfway through that so far. Here's a quote from my warlord though"It took them from us.Why must we forget.That wretched thing whispering in our ear.Speaking over every prayerShowing us monsters in our closest allies.Baring their fangs as they spat fathers words.Our weapons jammed, and misfired.Nothing but bare fist and blade untouched.Why.Why did you take them from us.Do you not know what we must do now.You should never have crossed us foul beast.We will find you.The scent of our brothers blood is on your blade, and ours as well. We can taste it in the air with every breath.You may have forgotten themYou may have forgotten us.You will remember us.We will remember them.If no-one else will"992.m41. Distress vox signal intercepted by [REDACTED] Failed to send 14792 timesEpicurus DesperatioAce of Hearts
>>97300181why no monkey?
>>97300241I posted about the monkey earlier in the thread.>>97298764>>97298792
>>97300243oh ok. i didnt know u were the same guy. nice monkey btw
>>97298997Ghaz got depression in his novel.
>>97300256Thanks anon, here is the knight mentioned in my fluff btw.
>>97300273Damn he's sexy, nicely done anon!
What's even the point of the Sisters MTO? Are there sculpts in the box that they never released?
>>97300131unless i want to do the sub assembly meme with a unit i just buy everything second hand, its cheaper and i hate putting shit together so it works out for me. turns out the average person is better at getting rid of mold lines and gaps than me
>>97300340the box was nice I need the cardboard
>>97300340its because the 3 arcos and 4 repentia are awkward to sell so they have to offload those old combat patrol sprues somehow. (the MTO is the CP + 1 seraphim squad)
>>97300369>>97300381So they are really just testing if their customers will in fact just buy ANYTHING if they put MTO on it?
>>97298508Its Nazdreg. They want another Primarch sized Ork (
>>97299587>>97299619I guess what would work better is making top and bottom layers separable and only using the bottom one/top one when there are no mini left on the other layer.
Rubrics will be a nice change of pace after Daemon Prince, Possessed and Legionaries.
>>97300381It's the old army set and the seraphim were always part of it.
>>97300273looks awesome dude, way better than most other knights posted here
>>97300448You could do that. But you'd need to have it stable and strong enough to hold up minis to the very corners as well have the terrain on top be mounted secure enough that you could pick it up and move it. Would work okay for scenarios where youre trying to make it to an entrance to the bottom layer by a certain turn or meteors/gas/whatever fall and kill your guys. Make it both players have to get to the opposite board edge by a certain turn and limit models deployed on the lower levels but place all your objectives on the lower table. Then it's a scramble to get your guys reinforced for the second game so that you have the upper hand on objectives. There is also the logistics of having it be at a good height that you can reach the center of the table on the top layer, but isn't too short that you're leaning over it(this sound like something you can tough out but we played on the floor the one year for a huge apocalypse event and everyone's back was destroyed by the end of the day and one guy fell onto his own models trying to lean over and move his dudes.). You can also look towards necromunda vertical tables for inspo, but again, those really work better for skirmish stuff
>>97300500Best Knights are still those ones posted by the random anon once, with the custom heads, there was loads of them, plenty of transfers on 'em too! I think they were Space Wolf themed or something?Shame we only got to see those once, they were great and totally didn't cause any issues or arguments.
>>97300448Also just dumping vertical necro tables because they're kino. Would probably be sweet for boarding actions
>>97300512>>97300505
>>97300512>>97300514>>97300511Don't beckon him to appear. Post cramped almost unplayable tables
>>97300516
>>97300520I thought that was a dusty motherboard for a second.
>>97300174My kabal are raider merchants who instigate fights between other factions and then swoop in to finish off the victor, take valuables from both sides and sell them off, usually to the opposing sides. The wych cult is more of a burlesque murder show than arena fights and the victims generally don't know they're victims until it's too late. Still working out the kinks for the lore on my haemonculus coven
>>97300558
>>97298803why
Gussied up the Sergeant a bit, now I feel like I should gussy up the other two, but then I'd have to do a little more gussying up of the sergeant to make him more gussied than the others, and this fucking company doesn't give you enough purity seals
>>97299066Anon wtf. TES is an irrelevant and old series of 3 games (yes, three), which had no release in well over a decade, thus missing entire generation of people. Being vidya on it's own makes it less popular than movies anyway.Peter Jackson lotr/hobbit movies have the most widespread depiction of elves
>>97300620Eradicators are growing on me.
>>97298762>box full of characters is massively overpricedNot sure why anyone is surprised by this
>>97300656Just wait 3 years until they release it as part of a small board game first Space Marine 3 for £40
>>97298762I'm not buying that. Because I don't play Ultramarines
What are your wishes for 11th?I've been reading a bit on AoS and there are some interesting mechanics there that I'd like if they jumped to 40k. There are ways to debuff targets when they charge you, which I think is interesting because right now in 40k anything that is intended to charge only cares about Fights First because everything will die on the charge.The new Nurgle stuff for example has ways to move the tree which provides buffs to nearby units which might be cool.I also just want the Psychic phase back. Removing it was one of the worst decisions they ever made. Psykers just add a cool layer to the game, I really like how the Psykers of a faction would share the powers from their faction and you got to pick them.I also think it would be cool if they explored more battleshock and the ability to turn off opponent buffs. I think being able to disrupt your opponent's "this is my deathstar with 15 buffs that will wipe anything it looks at" combos could add depth to the game.
>>97300677>can no longer tell if he's drawing genderbender shit or just femboy faggotry
>>97299036Because main TES elves facial features (slanted almond-shaped eyes, high cheekbones) came from Moorcock "elves", the very same source of Warhammer High and Dark Elves (Asrai were added later in 90s) and eldar are practically uglier and retarded version of elves
>>97300692>necron quirky chungus bing bing wahooer seething over primarch bing bing wahoos
>>97300685Significant point increases across the board. Armies are too big, a 2,000 pt army should be like 25% fewer models than it is now.Bring back the Psychic Phase but rework it a bit so armies without Pskyers can do stuff with it, like prayers or whatever.Make Admech good. They shouldn't just be Guard but even more expensive and time consuming to paint. A Skitarii should be noticeably better on the battlefield than a Guardsman. They should have the largest point increases of any army, and rules to match those new, much higher point levels.Bigass Dark Eldar refresh. Like, starter box army size refresh. That is the absolute minimum they need
>>97300690both are fine
down in the resin mines
>>97300704>mask fetishThat's how you know he's a bugman
>>97300706I hope the cancer was worth the couple of bucks you saved
>>97300603>black armor
>>97300712>cancerI have a good A2P3 mask >couple of bucks25 instead of 55 + not financing the company that gives us picrel
>>97300234cringe
>>97300708hell yeah
>>97300718WHY WAS THIS ALLOWED TO HAPPENI don't even care about the character but DAMN
How the fuck do you guys manage to paint something small like this
>>97300731I don't bother with the eyes.
>>97300731They don't, they make the model wear a helmet and insist it's because it doesn't make sense for characters to not wear helmets but we all know they're just coping.
>>97300708Masks are pretty hot so I agree with the bugman.
>>973007311. a brush with a very sharp tip2. good brush control and bracing3. a lot of practice
>>97300731Very, VERY carefully.
>>97300742The coof has done irreparable damage
>>97300732>>97300736>>97300743>>97300744Fucking hell... I guess I'll stick to helmets and practice on heads until I get good
>>97300745I was into masked girls even before the coof.We are not the same.
>>97300603Is okay drawfaganon, I like your art
>>97298817
>>97300731I just use a 00 brush. It doesn't need to be perfect, it should just read as a face at a glance.
>>97300749I'll allow it
For a joke model, I'm quite proud of that pauldron
>>97300762
GSC bros, is it better to run 2 squads of 5 purestrains (one with a patriarch) than just one squad of 10? At 1k points i dont get many resurgence points where a squad of 10 would consume all 6 points
>>973007922x5 is the way, they're great objective monkeys and kill of opponent's chaff with ease, making them do actions with more powerful units that they'd rather not. It's especially good at 1000pts.
>>97300823Damn that krigger is sweet
We don't use that word here.
>>97300823Ok that makes sense. Im organising this last minute and the only problem is the patriarch has wargear (sus 1 to the entire unit) which id lose the benefits of it on the other 5 man. Even if i dumped the wargear id have 30 points left over (or 20 if i had 2 units of 5) which cant get me anything in the army list
What are some models that are probably about to be discontinued this year? I've heard the Defiler might go. Chaos Land Raiders look safe since I think I saw one with the new Huron.
>>97300603Asmodai is a silly man.
>>97300925bro stop posting cringe
>>97300925>deranged artist: how do I turn this innocuous moment into homo bait
>>97300933Dumb dumb, where do you think you are? 40k is homoerotic af
>>97300823Damn good photo you took there.
>>97300933Notice how in the last panel Asmodai isn’t blushing. That was purely a thought in Cypher’s degenerate mind, and Cypher gave him the space marine equivalent of a bitch slap for it.
>>97300933It's still funny in context even if the pic doesn't faithfully relate the scene. But be real, even if there was no intent for it, it's very easy to read about Asmodai staring into Cypher's glittering eyes as a little bit gay.>Asmodai looked into the shadow beneath the hood and saw Cypher staring back at him, showing no signs of amusement. There was the faintest hint of a glitter in his eyes; a reflection of a gleam from Asmodai’s armour, the Chaplain told himself, nothing more. Asmodai pulled the prisoner away from the Dark Talon as the stasis cell closed and the engines built to a roar. In half a minute the craft was gone, returning like the Thunderhawk to the final battle for Streisgant.
>>97300174Accidentally have some responsibility for Badab.
>>97299478Zeratul's a promo so not sure how a curate he is to the rest, but it seems pretty damn close to 40k.
>>97301000When can I buy Kerrigan and Nova booba
Your new favorite group of Ultramarines after Captain Demetrian Titus.https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/9viqqmca/500-worlds-titus-who-are-the-wardens-of-ultramar/
>>97301005Kerrigan got shown off at Spiel 2025 along with some other stuff, so likely early on. I'm not sure if it's good or bad that their release window is aiming for spring before the new edition launches.
>>97301009why did the ((('eavy metal))) team paint the fair skinned red head as a brownoid brunette?
>>97301018to trigger (You) specifically
>>97299392which is the more chud coded terran faction, the UED or the Terran Dominion?
>>97301009Whoever did the art for this needs to be fired
>>97301029Not anime enough for you, kid?
>>97301022The UED were facist socialists.Furthermore the UED is what the Emperor wanted the Imperium to be, and he would have loved to have them instead.Take this information as you will.
>>97300108ideal refresh for me isbring back urien with grotesques + brand new elite monstertrue born kabalites that give a proper shooting option something like dark reapers (to have something actually use transports to shoot and get back inside)bloodbrides1 character for w/e hired gun unit james wants to make
>>97300401Its actually a really good deal. Its not a bad MTO, even if it has ulterior motives. 170 for those models at current absurd GW retail prices isn't bad, though it really will only appeal to newer sisters players because all those models should be in people's collections already because of the old CP.
>>97300925It really shows how dumb some of these seemingly nothing moments are if you think about them for 10 seconds.
>>97300726desu they make a lot of models. I think there is more kino than cringe overall looking at 2025 in retrospect (was coteaz 2023? cant remember time goes too fast). It stands to reason some will be stinkers. There were bad models in 2005 too. Just less, but also less models in general.
>>97301055I think you meant awesome.
>>97301046oh yea and in terms of rules bring back fucking poison. it's beyond infuriating how fucking trash anti-infantry is when your weapons are str3 or w/e and suddenly a beast/monster/mounted shows up and suddenly it might as well be immortal
>>97300924All the Drukhari.
>>97301063Sort of. It's more of a>Haha, if I take this writing at face value, it creates a humorous discrepancy between what the author thinks is cool and what is actually cool. This is very silly and not well written.
>>97301059Yeah that's true, some people like to doompost but overall they made a lot of good shit.Still doesn't excuse just how shit Coteaz is though.
>>97301029Everyone besides Gadriel looks fine
Make the Imperium Roman again.
>>97301082Only Gadriel matters
>>97301094Actually UMs aren't romans, it's a wider archetype, including ancient greeks
>>97300933Sounds more like you're projecting.
>>97300174>6th Company, The Embershields:>The Embershields possess an extreme love of fire even for adherents to the Lucis Technica. With branding and furnace related rituals common within the company. Formerly the Falling Stars, the company name changed following their intervention on the world of San Tlacala in 227.M40. Invaded by a tiny splinter fleet of Hive Fleet Behemoth, its defenders soon found themselves overwhelmed and unable to contain the tyranid beachheads. The tyranid fleet had become weak from travel and immediately descended onto the world to begin turning its beautiful mountain forests into biomass. Facing little resistance in orbit the 6th made planetfall via drop pod and began systematically burning down the ancient forests the tyranid bioships had overtaken before backing off to let the raging inferno serve as a shield. Leaving behind mines and specialized auspex sensors to watch for burrowing organisms. Over a two year campaign they were able to contain and eventually eradicate the tyranid infestation. The firewall made from the never ending forest fires they used to cordon off the tyranids giving them their new name.
>>97301094>no cable leading off the prosthetic eye on the miniatureMY IMMERSION IS RUINED, GW.
>>97301112>The 6th has served alongside the Black Templars on a number of campaigns in the Ghoul Stars region. Adopting similar traditions and working together amiably despite their differences in terms of faith. During the drop at Kydov they were scattered through the city’s industrial district which had been turned into a grotesque drug production facility on a colossal scale. The 6th company spent much of the battle being assaulted by waves of industrial workers and chemical abominations. Eventually the cataclysmic violence inadvertently triggered a chain reaction, destroying the entire district and killing most of the company. Badly damaged during New Kydov they have since been largely rebuilt. They are led by captain B’o’fa Diaz, recently promoted at the time of New Kydov. He is a particularly devoted adherent of the chapter cult. They have heartily embraced the Gravis armour recently made available by the chapter’s forces. Squads of Flamestorm aggressors bearing the sigil of the 6th are a common sight in the combined company forces of the chapter since the great rift. >Since the Great Rift the company was also the primary force present at Hexos during its fall. There B’o’fa led his warriors to help defeat the early tyranid assaults in the highlands of the planetary capital city. They also managed to secure several inquisitorial blacksites long enough for important documents, personnel, and relics to be properly evacuated despite attacks by a hidden chaos cult. In the end however they couldn’t stop the rising Necrons of the world and were forced to evacuate following several failed attacks on the Xenos. Hexos was then bombarded but the Necrons weathered the assault and now hold the planet in its entirety.
>>97301094What is he even holding?
>>97301071I think it's supposed to be a little funny. That'd be my immediate impression from the way the scene is written. It's not set up so as to make the reader go "waow Asmodai so awesome" when he jabs Cypher, though some people will definitely get that takeaway. But there's a crowd who always respond like that any time a marine character does anything.
>>97301123Some kinda hologram projector
>>97301123his favorite snowglobe that he accidentally dropped ):
>>97301009BoooooooringShow Yriel's Corsairs already
>>97301123From what I can tell a portable hologram display of a planet that's zoomed in a bit. The backside of the hologram (facing us) is basically clipping into the planet rendering to show the side facing him a more enlarged surface.
>>97301141Here have some FW models to hold your interestShame GW are killing flyers because I want a plastic Vampire NOWNOWNOW
>>97301018Ginger erasure
>>97301009>when the navigator starts asking where her cat went and why the mess hall smells so good today
>>97301141>>97301153This proves that the "corsair" kit was a repurposed ynnari kit
>>97301094>Make the Imperium Roman again.Being dragged into endless civil wars to the point of irrevalency?
>>97301194Yeah that's rather obvious. There is nothing piratey about new Eldar Corsair. Nothing that would make you look at them and think it's a Space Pirate Elf. They are just a merge of Deldar and Eldar aesthetics, which admittedly looks sick and would make a perfect sense for Ynnari range. Now that they repurposed them for Corsair Kill Team, they just follow this same design with new models to make them look consistent.Which utterly cucks Ynnari, since they have no niche left anymore.
>>97301123
>>97301104>wider archetype, including ancient greeksSo, Romans then.
>>97301022UED FOR LIFE! BEST FACTION IN STARCRAFT! The human form is fucking sacrosanct and don't you forget it.
>>97301177You're either 12 or 40, no in-between
>>97301042>facist socialists.Round Circle.
>>97301194It is but I don't think that proves it, they were just upgrade kits to CWE kits because it's much simpler than completely overhauling the range. It stands to reason that by the time they get their own kits they'd look different.But yes it also just so happens that they took obvious Ynnari kits.
>>97301239nta but caring enough to reply instead of just glancing over the post (like me) shows you’re either 16 or 30 with no in between.
>>97301263nta but not ignoring that post as well as the bait makes you either 25 or 40, no in between.
>>97301194I'll admit, it was clever of Jes Goodwin to travel back in time and publicly refute this in 2017, but he made a mistake by not redacting all photographic evidence of corsairs ever existing. Clever Jes, but not clever enough.
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/fjbp4zev/500-worlds-titus-the-rules-that-make-nekrosor-ammentar-destruction-incarnate/
>>97301281
>>97301286>T11 W16>3+/4++/5+++>Reanimation Protocols>-1 damage on incoming attacksHow is this thing supposed to die?
>>97301194It is, but I think it's a little bit subtler than that, Jes Goodwin has stated that his Corsair design was originally meant to be what Eldar looked like at their peak, and it makes sense that both Ynnari and Corsairs would harken back to that kind of look.
>>97301281Fuck he's cool. I'm tempted to make an Aztec destroyer/flayer army.
>>97301286>they are also buffing the rest of the ctan tooSurely their points cost goes through the roof, right? These fucks were hard enough to deal with as it is
>>97301300Against a lot of weapons the current datasheet is actually more durable. It gained 4 wounds but the halve damage ability got nerfed into -1 damage.
>>97301300They actually nerfed his Necrodermis rule - currently it halves all damage. With the new datasheet punching him with high damage weaponry gets more effective.
>>97301327>buffingThey are increasing their mobility at the cost of their durability. At best it's a tradeoff.
>>97301341The deep strike alone will be a massive buff to their early game survivability. A smart opponent will be able to screen them obviously but even so being able to skip the first turn (and second if you're not going first) shooting damage is huge against a lot of armies.
>>97300660Speaking off, is the dawn of war onslaught game any fun? There’s one near me and i wouldn’t mind the minis but I’d like it if the game was good too lmao
>>97300511You're a funny guy anon..
>>97301369scalp that shit niggaIt's scalped or be scalped out here
>>97301383NO! I’m gong to buy it at regular price and play it with friends/family who can’t be fucked to learn actual 40k! If the game sucks though I’d rather just spend that money towards the actual army I want rather than a supplement
>It’s not just the Nightbringer who’s getting these boosts either, as the Deceiver, Void Dragon, and Transcendent C’tan Shards all get some extra Movement, Save, and Wounds to keep them on par with their morbid compatriot.>do nothing>windeciever gonna be even more of a pain to deal with? as long as they dont fuck with his OC of 6
Anyone ordered from these guys?
>>97301411YeahGot 10 Kommandos and Kriegs a year agoThe Kommandos were solid, could not tell the difference between resin and plasticThe Kriegs were kinda flimsy, the antenna in the back packs were too flimsy
>>97301329Yea but doesn't that help against the squad of 10 intercessors targeting it? Before you couldn't halve 1 but now you can reduce 1 dmg to 0.
>>97301082chadriel looks great, but Im not a good enough painter to not make him look blursed.
>people talking about deceiver>wait he got a new model?>find out they still sell this ancient thingSo weird how some failcast arbitrarily sticks around despite multiple purges
>>97301224the elf in your codex blurb literally has a fucking eyepatch you scallywag. YARRRR
>>97301444they can't purge the entire line all at once, you dimwit
>>97301432>Before you couldn't halve 1 but now you can reduce 1 dmg to 0.Not how it works. You can't reduce damage to 0
>>97301405The censoring shadow implies the Necrons equipped his Necrodermis body with at least an AP-4 sausage.
>>97301281>InfantryTitus is going to chew him up and spit him out and resurrect himself doing it
>>97301450This is why you're a heretic and the Emperor hates you.
>>97301444deciever is always last because he's the least popular c'tan, and hes the least popular because he actually requires some deeper thought than UNGA BUNGA ME USE NIGHTBRINGER BECAUSE BIG DAMAGE
>>97300832>>97300976the guy's a great painter, my genestealers look like ass compared to his models so I made mine out of focus on purpose.>>97300858I don't like running a patriarch at 1000pts, 5 Genestealers are just there to run at enemies, do infiltrators and just die only to resurrect in the subsequent turn. Adding a Patriarch sort of goes against the playstyle. Which detachment are you running?
>>97301474>necron players are just dumbbig if true
>>97301453man thas sum bullshieeeet!
>>97301474I mean in all fairness, when it's a choice between a naked gold dude and the grim reaper, I'm not surprised most people pick the objectively cooler option of the grim reaper.
>>97301490>easiest to paint army>significant portion of units don't have any mixed wargearyes
jey dobiu, just please let me move around models with special weapons in the formations phase so I don't have neophyte hybrid units with 6 different shooting weapons, thank you.
>>97301281Bold choice to side-grade / nerf the Nightbringer.
>>97301432You can reduce damage to a minimum of 1, so 2 becomes 1 but 1 never becomes 0. There are some rules that allow you to change the damage of an attack to 0, like Rogal Dorn Tank's ability but that's a different thing.
>>97301450I mean they did it for Dark Eldar, though that example ultimately became proof of what you said.
>>97301518Yea I guess I forgot that part, oh well so he can still get bopped by 10 intercessors with an LT/Captain.
>>97301517>nerf nightbringer>that will be £80+tip please
>>97300924There are rumors the Defiler is getting remade (and might be shown off in the coming preview) along with Chaos Bikers
>>97301525Yeah a barrage of 1dmg attacks with lethal hits are the bane of big necrons. Before the nerfs I was able to take down a Void Dragon with the 20 neophytes, with sustained hits/lethal hits/rerolls on everything/5+ crits. They can make only so many 4++ saves.
>>97301444You just know that when they remake this guy it's gonna be completely covered in the most dogshit sculpted effects ever
>>97301532Chaos bikers are not part of the rumor. That is just wishful thinking on the part of all chaos players.New mutilators are rumored though.
>>97301536Yep, lost mine more than a few times to tons of 1 dmg lethals.
new>>97301547>>97301547>>97301547
I'm happy. Happy about elves.https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/eekdls2v/celebrate-store-anniversaries-in-2026-with-an-aeldari-autarch-and-a-vampire-lord/
>>97301541>the entire csm fanbase: pls james workshop some new chaos bikers>james workshop: naw have some mutilators instead
>>97301568I would rather have mutilators franklyMutant cyborg freaks > just regular ass guys on bikes
>>97301536I dropped the Nightbringer once with 5 possessed and a MoP with pacting for sustained hits and using their dev wounds ability and I'll never forget the look on my opponent's face. I'll admit I got extremely lucky on my rolls but the guy was convinced you couldn't kill a C'tan in one phase, let alone one activation.
>>97301572>wanting even slower, shittier terminatorsI genuinely don't get why people say they love mutilators so much. Never seen one on the table in my life but people online act like GW killed their baby by squatting them.
>>97301536OoM is also really strong against c’tan. Just sand blast the buggers with all your light shooting.
>>97300731I already told you! Some skin tones and a wash or use them for practice
>>97301556damn. that model looks cool. nothing fancy, just pure simple goodness. Imagine we could feel this way about a cool space marine LT or smth but we have 900 of them so when we see them instead we feel nothing.
>>97301613I don't care about them for gameplay; I am just fixated on the darkmech-adjacent side of CSM. I am into the faction for the technological horror stuff.>I genuinely don't get why people say they love mutilators so much. Do they? I feel like I'm the only person who ever liked them.
>>>97301281>Yarrick NTR'd by Ragnar>Uriel Ventris NTR'd by TitusThere are no loyal enemyships anymore.
>>97301589Was it Pactbound Zealots?
>>97298510play guardthey fucking auto beat dorfs
