This is going to be the Amazon TV show cast isn't it. With ego poseur boy Cavill as Titus.Why does every posthuman psychoconditioned meat slab Space Marine suddenly need a sassy female assistant all of a sudden too?
>>97301678>Why does every posthuman psychoconditioned meat slab Space Marine suddenly need a sassy female assistantIt's a good foil for a tall stoic type.
>>97301678All you have to do is make Zulu with aliens. That's it. Use the same script and change a handful of terms. Your film makes a billion dollars. I'm starting to think this was never about the money.
>>97301678>Why does every posthuman psychoconditioned meat slab Space Marine suddenly need a sassy female assistant all of a sudden too?Because you cant have female space marines, so writers will ALWAYS include humale supporting staff.
>>97301678>Why does every posthuman psychoconditioned meat slab Space Marine suddenly need a sassy female assistant all of a sudden too?Night Lords trilogy formula run through marketing optimization. >marinefags will buy bolterporn regardless >adding woman draws in more potential market >repeat
>>97301678>Amazon TV showit was doomed from the start
>>97301678>Amazon TV showis that still happening
>>97301816But why can't it be a Sister of Battle that needs a Space Marine to reign her in from burninating everything? I want the Bad Cop - Pyromaniac Cop duo, damn it.
>>97303642Yes, but NDA means no one can say anything right now.
>>97301993I wouldn't call Octavia sassy. More like unhinged and knows she has some level of value because she's a navigator and is thus in this special kind of hellish purgatory. I do love that the first thing she did was try to obliterate Talos with her eye, though.
>>97301678Your critique is "ewwww it has girls in it" when the real problem is that they are focusing on the least interesting part of the fucking setting, yet again.
>>97301678They killed Chairon for another giganiga who wuz also the teacher of Titus, because Titus needed another character to talk down to him.
>>97303835It's not a real problem because this thread is still retard speculation, and it remains to be seen whether GW will actually give in to the dumbest people on the planet and try to make Space Marine: The TV Show instead of doing the right thing and making Eisenhorn (or trying to write nuEisenhorn).
>>97301678fucking ultrasmurfs, AGAIN, ew.
>>97303740Po-ta-to po-ta-to.
>>97301678Gadriel looks like a hobo here.
>>97303835>when the real problem is that they are focusing on the least interesting part of the fucking settingYeah, women
>>97306987A series on pious, power armored nuns with guns would be tight as fucking hell, leagues better than the fucking ultramarines.
>>97303664Because stoic yet pious and fanatic yet pious pairing doesn't have enough interesting dynamics to carry a show.
>>97303835There's no point complaining about marinewank because it's a foregone conclusion.
>>97301678Reminder that the black dude was obviously supposed to be Chairon originally but was replaced by Metaurus due to Amazon show success.
>>97304138Eisenhorn would be shit. It'd be better to use one of the Warhammer crime novels since it's more reflective of the common struggle and eases you into the world.
>>97301678It will be woke and gay and it will bomb like the amazon lotr shit.
>>97301678>Why does every posthuman psychoconditioned meat slab Space Marine suddenly need a sassy female assistant all of a sudden too?I like to see attractive female forms on my screen.
>>97301678>Amazon TV showOh man, they;re gonna make Titus arrogant and hotheaded and end up learning that he needs to listen to his female baseline human advisors more even though he has hundreds of years of experience in war. Fuck.
>>97307270I mean, it could work if he suddenly has to take responsibility for defending an under siege hive world. Hundreds of years of war commanding ultra obedient super soldiers doesn't necessarily prepare someone for dealing with messy human day to day problems
>>97307277*for administering and defendingThat administering is a very important word in that context that I left out by accident.
>>97307270>"Titus, let me ease that hot head of yours.">Smash cut to Titus' stately rooms>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>97303740ADB does that with literally every marine book though because he's a fag.
>>97301678>This is going to be the Amazon TV show cast isn't itThere wouldn't be a redhead if that was the case.
>>97301678I'm not even a Chud and this should be called Inquisitor Shoehorn. >presenting the wardens of ultramar>paco, ching chong, the close talker and mumbles mchookhand (he's gay) Like we just ended up somewhere as weird as that time the far future was 99% white. Was the brief to be annoying and lame? >>97301816She's just in it for posthuman dick. Gene of Spades
>>97307265>I like to see attractive female forms on my screenToo bad girlboss characters are always ugly and mannish as fuck specifically to spite people like you even while you continue to simp for the ongoing yassification of media like a good little useful idiot.
>>97307023>they'd remove all the boobplate>the actresses would be so manfaced that SoB models would look feminine in comparison >despite being manfaced none of them would take the time to put on proper muscle so they wouldn't even look the part >even potatosack repentia show too much skin and imply women can fail, so they'd be right out>there'd have to be a band of guardsmen thqt don't take them seriously and belittle them desoite how out if character that is just so the SoBs can shout "it's girlbossing time" and girlboss all over them despite that being completely out of character>there will be a haughty arrogrant priest character that's bossing them around who will inevitably be secretly evil (he's also the only white male character in the whole show)Yeah nah, marineslop is preferable to that mess.
>>97307500Yeah, like Brie Larson as Captain Marvel. So hideous with her... large breasts and... tight ass. Yeah, gross. Yeah. So disgusting and mannish.
>>97307533>brie larson>tight assLolHank Hill has more ass than her. Man, kids these days must be real desperate for movie babes if they're lusting after fucking Brie Larson.Or is this that fabled Safehorny I keep hearing so much about?
>>97307554>Hank Hill has more ass than her.I think you may be retarded. Tight ass doesn't mean "big ass". It means muscular and tight, which is generally preferred by white people anyway. You're just a blackpilling shill, and you're bad at what you do because you apparently don't comprehend english very well.
>>97307600>Tight ass doesn't mean "big ass". I never said it did, retard. Hank Hill famously has NO ass, sprout. Spiderman there has a firmer AND fuller ass than Cheese Larson>You're just a blackpilling shillI'm a realist. Show me a british or american or amazog production from the last 15 years with actually attractive females in outfits that accentuate their attractive features. At best you'll get shit like Zoomer Predator, where they cast a girl with a nice ass as a legless robot for 90% of the movie.
>>97307614>Show me a british or american or amazog production from the last 15 years with actually attractive females in outfits that accentuate their attractive features. The entire Spartacus franchise, running from 2013 to now.>I never said it did, retard. Hank Hill famously has NO assYou really used the term "more" indicating more is better. That was clearly the premise of your argument. And you're lying anyway, Brie Larson has a very shapely bottom indeed, but I clearly can't post the pictures on a blue board and you know it. Even linking to a red board will catch a ban.
>>97307635>The entire Spartacus franchiseAHAHAHAHA. Those busted briads wouldn't pass for side characters back in 00s>You really used the term "more" indicating more is betterYeah, Spiderman's ass is both larger and more shapely. Larson is packing a deflated whoopie cushion.>Brie Larson has a very shapely bottom indeed,Even if that were the case, showmakers intentionally dress women to hide their features these days.
>>97307810>AHAHAHAHAAlways the sign of cope and a lost argument. Fuck off back to /pol/
>>97307614>Show me a british or american or amazog production from the last 15 years with actually attractive females in outfits that accentuate their attractive features.
>>97301678everytime
>>97308006I explained why I was laughing at you right after, but you were clearly too mad to read it. Which is to say, I accept your concession.>Fuck off back to /pol/Funny, when you were the one bringing up racial statistics and trying to make this a race thing. >>97308019>a busted old broad from the planet of Norwood IVI rest my case.
>>97301678>I don't know what this is>it must be something that I can be mad about!Do you ever wonder what made you this way?
>>97307396What is the purpose of astartes having functional sex organs?
>>97308365Having sex with space elves and/or dogs and/or little boys
>>97307139There's no point complaining about anything, and yet here we all are.
>>97301993>>adding woman draws in more potential marketNo, it doesn't.
>>97301678>not making Ultra Marines European and Middle Eastern>not making the female ones a Sororitas chapter
>>97310265Normal people are put off if they see a story in a visual medium and notice every single character is a grimacing bald white man grimly carrying out their duty.
>>97310265Gay.
>>97301678Doubt it, the red head isn't black
>>97306250>People unironically thought it would be anything other than ultramarines
>>97311204this just isnt true
>>97301678I'm still holding out hope the Warhammer series will be an Eisenhorn adaption. It's the series most suited to a movie/TV series from them.
>>97307306Space Marines are canonically impotent.
>>97313889Yes it's true.
>gooners unironically demanding fapbait in a fucking 40k show
>>97301678Cavil is more of a genuine fan of the franchise than (you), since you hate 40k.
>>97303664Sisters of Battle are religious, and religion is badwrong.
>>97301678Who'd you cast as the cutey pie redhead?
>>97314580>I don't want to see any attractive women in my show about MANLY MUSCULAR MEN. There should only be MEN and MUSCLES and POWER FANTA-I mean POWER ARMOUR.
>>97314245>It's the series most suited to a movie/TV series from them.This is exactly why it won't be that. Any 40k media adaptation is the monkiest of paws.
>>97314615Yes.
>>97314286No, they are not.
>>97314615>implying the women will be attractive
>>97314657>Have ten thousand years to kill chaos>Still haven'tThey seem pretty fucking impotent to me.
>>97304138Necromunda would be the most based show. So they won't do it.
>>97301678Nah Henry is going to do Love Can Bloom.
>>97301678That "art" work is soo fucking boring bland and lazy. I gess Op is right, 2 femoids(one male), nigger, chink, one male and some mystery meat. Very diverse cast, amazon is stroking themselves.
>>97314589His fav is custodes so he is tourist just like you
