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>>97304531
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Reminder that cyoag’s collective iq is 70

>doesn’t know history
>doesn’t understand physics
>doesn’t get politics
>doesn’t have enough charisma to find a gf
Sad!
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just imagine being a paladinc*ck slave to imaginary rules just to have a sliver of power where it doesn't matter because everyone goes to heaven at the end anyway thus rendering everything you do irrelevant
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>>97304550
You desire me carnally.
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>>97304550
Ask me about physics
A real question please
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>>97304550
>>97304555
>back to back bait
Off to a great start.
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>>97304572
At least we know the catfag and the physicsfag are two completely different people now
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>>97304569
What theory Epstein created?
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>>97304577
2/2
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>>97304569
Is light matter?

“No it has no mass!”

Cope more.
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>>97304555
You already said that last thread, the bait was not good enough to repost a second time. Be ashamed of yourself.
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Is fhere any excitement for that new Psychic CYOA Italics making?
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Just be grateful to have OCs.
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>>97304581
None, he was a hack fraud who plagiarized and published the work of others
Unless you mean that locality thing, but that was disproved by bell's theorem. it just looked weird
>>97304595
It actually does have mass
It seems massless, but that is a rounding error
In truth, light, the w boson and the z boson are all part of one singular truth called the electro-weak interaction and they are all mediator particles that enact its will on the pleb particles
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>>97304572
>>97304580
>>97304596
imagine that my reply is a manga panel of a farting cat blowing hot air at you. that's the only response you deserve if you think getting paladinkek'd is worth it
>>97304613
>get served shit on a plate
>"just be grateful for the shit, eat your dinner"
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>>97304580
he's just a copy cat

>>97304598
who cares, he's juggling 20 wips so it'll be released in 2030
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can you people post cyoas and cyoa accessories instead of all this crap
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If I added a pair of childhood friend waifus where one is normal and the other lesbian for the first.
Would you feel obligated to take them both?
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>>97304598
I will be glad when it releases
If there were a due date, I would mark that on my calendar, but there is not, so there is not sense in waiting
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>>97304638
sure :)
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>>97304639
Yeah.
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>>97304639
No, I would only ever take one
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>>97304624
>None, he was a hack fraud who plagiarized and published the work of others
Unless you mean that locality thing, but that was disproved by bell's theorem. it just looked weird
You dumbass I said Epstein. I tried the most obvious bait hoping you would notice and you go and make a fool out of yourself.
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>>97304624
> It actually does have mass
Stopped reading here.
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>>97304633
THERE'S TWO OF THEM!?
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>>97304555
>>97304627
Entroons are going insane!
They think they are gattos!
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>>97304639
i would not take the lesbian as i am not a woman
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>>97304624
You’re likely referring to effective mass or its equivalence to energy, not rest mass; photons are fundamentally massless, meaning they have no mass when at rest, which is why they travel at the speed of light.
> one singular truth
Matter; is it anything with mass, or anything that… matters? I’d call that truth.
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>>97304633
Don’t you ever post that webm ever again
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>>97304639
If they are waifus... shouldn't they be possible romances? otherwise they are just female characters, waifus implies a relationship with you, like husbandos.

I would feel the lesbian is my competence and take one, unless we are open to sharing the central girl.
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>>97304663
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>>97304651
I channel the spirit of Sartre and destroy the wizard with my mind.
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>>97304689
But that’s LITERALLY the situation over there. Anyone who supports the cat attacking the other cat is a piece of shit
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>>97304661
We have no reason to believe it does not
In a superconductor, a photon actually has appreciable mass, and everything is a very shitty superconductor
>>97304659
You think knowing how to read would Add to physics?
Nonsense
>>97304679
Actually I was literally referring to mass and they don't travel at the speed of light, they are photons
>I’d call that truth
Actually linguistics is fundamentally seperate from truth as it has no basis, it only builds on itself
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>>97304715
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>>97304713
>Actually I was literally referring to mass and they don't travel at the speed of light, they are photons
Photons are light. Light is photons. They (photons) travel at the speed of light (because photons = light). A photon is a particle.

Weird how you missed this in science class.
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>>97304145
Wait, doesn't thing CYOA get instantly mogged by combining "Be the Girl" + "Reversed Curse"?
All curses have their gender reversed, but you get to stay a guy and benefit from them instead of being the victim.
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>>97304715
someone should make a bot to auto-post 150 cyoa in a thread that no one asked for, cares about, discusses, or wants to play.
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>>97304633
>who cares, he's juggling 20 wips so it'll be released in 2030
He isn't juggling 20 wips retards.
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>>97304713
>You think knowing how to read would Add to physics?
my guy. Knowing how to read is the main thing to learn physics, where all our knowledge is documented in books (or internet in your case)
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>>97304713
One. Language is an expression. Two. You’re gay.
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>>97304713
We have every reason to assume that photons have no REST mass.
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>>97304672
>>97304691
The lesbian is romanceable she's either bi or straight but because she was badly treated by men she is resentful towards them while her friend is the one that always supported her.
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>>97304733
No, the speed of light is derived from the magnetic and electric constants
Photons are their own thing
"Light" isn't defined. It's a tool for engineers, an approximation

In the later science classes they remove all of the stuff for children, weird how you weren't there

>>97304747
Watch me write and understand without knowing how to read
>>97304748
Yes
So it doesn't have truth
It is a screen
>>97304753
But they do?
Sad!
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>>97304755
then yeah, sure. It just means they would be sister wives that also fuck with each other. Good for them
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matterjeeta thread...
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>>97304772
Different guy here
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>>97304763
Anon you’re making the physics kike look like a motherfucking genius
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>In the later science classes they remove all of the stuff for children, weird how you weren't there
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>>97304763
Do you REALLY think light isn’t made of anything? Do you REALLY think this?

>>97304781
This is why he keeps posting. Dumb fucks like >>97304763 keep begging him to come back here.
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>>97304781
You simply aren't ready for the truth
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>>97304755
>the lesbian is actually bisexual
make up your mind, bastard
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Post the best CYOA the one you want to reincarnate to in the CYOA afterlife
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This
>>97304763
Is the matterjeeta

Intentionally posting wrong science just to correct himself in typical samefag fashion
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>>97304786
MATTERFAG ALERT, EVERYONE REMAIN CALM.
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>>97304786
I think that a tool is used to describe that actions of a given thing at a given scale
Light is a large scale phenomona and photons are a small scale one
Their properties are approximated using different tools
They simply aren't the same
You know what light is when you see it
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>>97304763
> "Light" isn't defined. It's a tool for engineers, an approximation

No. Pi to an engineer is a useful approximation. Light absolutely has a definition, you pretentious China man (I’m only assuming Chinese because only Chinese do science this bad).
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>>97304807
> Light is a large scale phenomona and photons are a small scale one
The macro isn’t automatically separate from the micro. Macroscopic light is still microscopic photons.

You are sadly retarded and you should probably castrate yourself fast.
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>>97303951
>Give me a hard cyoa that's not edgy, six pages or less.
Night Ride is horror, but doesn't rely on atrocious acts or gross monsters to scare the player, only the lethal stakes of finishing an arduous act.
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The sky isn’t blue
Men can get pregnant
We’re all equal

*furious typing noises hundreds of miles away*
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>>97304789
It's quite simple she acts like a lesbian because of trauma as she sees her friend as her bastion of safety.
Either she is actually attracted to her or is confusing her feelings but she also likes men but hasn't met a nice guy(You) yet so she thinks all men are evil.
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>>97304808
>>97304815
I feel that this has veered too far into linguistics to continue being funny, so I think I will stop
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>>97304830
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>97304763
“I don’t have germs. I’m just sick!”

Please, PLEASE don’t ever breed
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No you can’t block bullets with kitchen knives
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I want to get a gf...
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>>97304864
Swords>Guns
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The Japanese are based. They know real life sucks. They hate physics. It’s not cool enough.
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I wish you guys could be chill
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>>97304833
I accept your concession.
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>>97304864
I can. I'm built different.
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>>97304598
I'll be excited once he posts pics and gives more info about it
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>>97304691
>I would feel the lesbian is my competence
All your competence is tied to a lesbian?
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>>97304744
https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/97297304/#97298443
Explain.
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Why is anime like this?

>haha I’m doing something innocent-
>WHAAAM lightning bolt for comedic effect
>but it’s okay it’s for comedy it doesn’t actually kill him
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>>97304531
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>>97304940
There is a difference between having competence existing because there is more people in the world and me deciding one person that would be competence to be 24/7 with the girl I am trying to win over.

But anyway, the lesbian is confirmed a waifu you can romance so everything fine
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>>97304957
Anon...
competence
competition
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>>97304957
Competence is the ability to do something well.
What you clearly mean is competition, the two things are not even related.
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>>97304970
My ESL ass and false friends. "Competencia" and "competición" work in my language in this context. You are right.
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>>97304531
>Program:
Cure Mortality

>Augments:
230 Spare Years, Metacognition, Omega Psi

>Mentor:
Elspeth

>Ally:
Yawgmoth

>Rival:
Marco

>Domain:
God of Magic

Unlock Psi in the talented and recruit them into the national Psi department, which I will lead.

>The Faithful Empire:
To reshape the empire to make it peacefully merge with our country, covertly mind control the leaders of the empire; have them change policy, propagandize, rewrite their religion to align with ours, etc.; and appear a few times in population centers to make benevolent shows of power (e.g. unlocking Psi, teaching Psi techniques, healing, plant growth, and construction) while masquerading as their gods and showing great similarities to our pantheon.

As for our country, reshape it into one united whole of one culture, one government through similar but more overt methods. Elective monarchy confederation, what nonsense. Inefficient and unstable, an abomination of (lack of) governance on the part of the gods.

>The Fallen One:
Have all gods with Omega Psi take action simultaneously to instantly subdue him with overwhelming power in an ambush. Before erasing him, have Samael take his powers.

>The Apostate:
Have agents dig up her history, analyze her psych, probe her, and attempt to recruit her. If she cannot be recruited, lock local spacetime, create a barrier, convert matter within to energy, and erase her remains along with everything else within.
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>>97304531
Elsepeth would let me hit.
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>>97304880
to be fair those are magic swords and/or commanded through magic, you add magic to guns theyre just as good/cool, sometimes moreso
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Why aren’t blades used more as magical focuses for casting? Why is it always sticks? Or orbs? Ritualists make use of swords, cups, talismans and wands, among other things.
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>>97305002
A frying pan with your face.
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>>97305023
>Hakiman shanks is in 4chan
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elspeth did nothing wrong
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>>97305039
she sucked anon behind home depot
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>>97305042
The only cyoa waifu that might do that is Zynthia, and only retards waifu her.
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>>97303819
>>97303864
Dont bully Dark Sovereign.
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>>97305059
>only tok
Its sad despite his cuck fetish, not even anons want her
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>>97305071
It's Softie.
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>>97304627
>get served shit on a plate
>"just be grateful for the shit, eat your dinner"
Finally someone says it.... but why must the catfag the one to enligthen the masses? Why him.....
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I have a damming piece of information to share.

Rake is Gil is Softie
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>>97304956
elspeth (italics) vs elspeth (ppppp++)
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>>97305147
No. Its not possible!
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Cool schools of magic you like to see in cyoa?
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>>97304642
>If there were a due date, I would mark that on my calendar,
I want to try and produce ESP Project by the end of the month. I want to anyways there is several stuff that needs to be written including making a life story section to help flesh out what you been up to in the city before the CYOA fully starts.
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>>97305147
That... actually makes sense
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where is Father’s Paladin when you need him?
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>>97305195
gravity manipulation
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Somehow, the shitposts' lack of quality is depressing me.
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>>97305195
Demonic magic like the one from the image.
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>>97305195
meta cyoa manipulation
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>>97305221
Just cheat.
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>>97305233
But {{he}} would know
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I feel sad
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>>97305250
What happened anon?
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>>97305263
I really hate feeling like my words aren't being listened to
And whenever It happens I get dejected and give up on continuing
But I don't want to give up on all the things in life. I don't want everything to pass me by
I can protect myself with contentedness but I want to live more then that
And yet I can't let things rest
I think I see people to much like myself, where I rarely change my mind

I don't know where to go and yet I want to move myself
I think

I want to care more about people but the people are bad
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>>97305195
puppetry so like controlling items and puppets and whatnot for combat or labor or what have you

anything to do with scrolls, ofuda, runes, or potions as a means to cast spells, maybe books as well i saw once a manga where you could store scrolls and ofuda and whatnot in a book and be able to use any spell stored in the book this way

ritualism as like its own thing and not just something tacked onto other magic systems, saw a couple ways it can be done for combat like using rituals to ready a spell and then can cast it whenever or another where you use an altar that can actually move around and is really more for enhancing processing power and whatnot (once saw a miniaturized altar used to hack into other peoples magics as well that was something)

elementalism but more than just "i hit you with a ball made from x element" so like doing things like healing with fire or shaping fire into fine wires to cut with, or like metal or water to manipulate various kinds of toxins or other compounds with different effects like exploding or causing hallucinations

oh barrier magic and similar stuff, people tend to dismiss it as a nothing burger and often think it just for defence but it can have other uses two like mobility utility and even offence if used correctly

theres probably more but thats all thats coming to mind right now
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>>97305301
Yeah, I can understand thta feeling. Life is like that sometimes. Socializacing sometimes its difficult when people are selfish, ignorant of the damage they do or intentionally bad.
Lucikly I found great people and made a circle with them. And in day to day I am advancing my life. And the one thing that I feel like a kid (romance) is the one thing I am trying to change and improve.

I wish you luck and to not give up. We are on borrowed time in this life, if you are not happy right now, fight to change it, you won't get a second chance.
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>>97305196
Ah, cool, I'll be looking forward to it
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>>97305328
>puppetry so like controlling items and puppets and whatnot for combat or labor or what have you
>anything to do with scrolls, ofuda, runes, or potions as a means to cast spells, maybe books as well i saw once a manga where you could store scrolls and ofuda and whatnot in a book and be able to use any spell stored in the book this wa
>ritualism as like its own thing and not just something tacked onto other magic systems
Combining these three seems like it could lead to some fun stuff
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>>97304598
will be like magi case or something different?
I don't want to be a psi glowie
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>>97305301
:(
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>>97305002
She wouldn't get in a sexual relationship with anyone that reminds herself of her. (nerd with nerd powers)
She only fucks big strong martial chads that she can feel superior to mentally. Hence why she picked incel NEET losers for the black ops program.
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>>97304709
We need to euthanize both.
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>>97305675
>big strong martial chads
So me.
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>>97304531
What would be a good Pirate companion/rival who could grow into the main enemy of the campaign?
I was thinking of giving her control of a Kraken or Leviathan like monster but I found that too generic.
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>>97304709
I'm still wondering why you read post with images of cats. That's like seeing Tok's trip and going "yes, this will certainly be a post worthy of my time".
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>>97304663
I am cat poster
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post good cyoas
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>>97305700
Some people are here for the baits.
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>>97305711
No
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>>97305721
"People".
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>>97305736
>people
>peepul
>peepoo
Hahahah peepeepoopoo
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>>97305745
Linda best girl
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>>97304825
>but she also likes men but hasn't met a nice guy(You) yet so she thinks all men are evil.
This reads like a joke
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Are there any good feminist CYOAs where women rule as they should rightfully do irl?
But I'm somehow the only good man on their level so I can have a harem of powerful sexy women?
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>>97304550
>expects cyoa players to be smart
>people who would rather just imagine being happy than even play a videogame or something
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>>97305910
Lol you are right.
It's just a convoluted way to say that she represses her attraction to men due to trauma and you could help her with that and she will likely like you if you do.
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>>97304550
Maybe for regular readers but authors have a higher IQ last time they talked about it on discord most seem to be above 120 maybe 130 seems to be the average seems to be around 130 points amongst them.
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New Reddioc: https://imgchest.com/p/dl7pnmoq8yo
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Does the imagechest for Spirit Conscript work for everyone or it's just me that can't see the first page?
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>>97305936
>Profession:
Dark Scholar

>Past:
Temple Apprentice of the Comet Church

>Squad:
Explorer

>Skills:
Reading and Writing, Historical Knowledge, Ancient Languages Knowledge, Theology, Sixth Sense, Divination, Telepathy, Third Eye, Telekinesis, Demonology
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you ever wonder why theres a billion male simps for women but no female simps for males in history? olga of kiev and su hui are the only examples i can think of
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FYI everytime you play as a character with a history thats not sufficiently vague enough or explicitly stated that you can plausibly insert your own past in, you're experiencing mind death.
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>>97306139
Boy bands, cult leaders, celebrities are the female simp farms.
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>>97305936
Isn't cold touch useless when illusionism can already do what it does at a distance and non-lethally?
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>>97306142
So those really count?
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>>97306146
Yep. Lol. You can make someone feel like they're on fire, when they're not on fire. You can blind someone, when they're not blind. Cause an unbearable odor, when no one farted. Etc.
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>>97306158
I farted.
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>>97304639
No? I'd pick the one I'm attracted towards.
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>>97306099
>Dark Wizard.png
>didn't take misty aura
>takes ancient languages when demonology already gives it to you
Taking theology is fine because you can manipulate the foolish faithful, but otherwise you're a big fat phony
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>>97306222
Demonology is specifically demonic language.
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>>97306222
Misty Aura is extremely suspicious. The Mist is source of most of the continent's troubles. Why is the Comet Church hunting people with the mark? Why is it called a CURSED Mark? What hidden CURSED side effects are there? Taking it could be suicide. I'm a dark wizard, not a reckless wizard.
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>>97306254
>Misty Aura is extremely suspicious.
The order of patrollers is suspiciously retarded; you'd think the people with the most rapport with the mist would be the ones most chosen to brave it
>I'm a dark wizard, not a reckless wizard.
Truest wizardry is diving into the unknown and risking it all
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>>97306254
They're superstitious idiots, retard. The comet church is okay with human sacrifice, apparently.
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>>97306191
Cool I'm just worried that if I make it so characters are too attached to each other you would feel forced to pick characters you don't want to.
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>>97305636
>will be like magi case or something different?
Yes, it will be something different. The CYOA is urban sci-fi as you take on the role of a 3rd Generation Psychic living in a strangereal 199X, decades after the previous generations caused a dark age/world domination, and restructured society around the influence of Psychics that can imprint their will on the world.

The CYOA is set in Metropolis and its surrounding areas, imagine it as a mega city built on another city, a Tokyo mixed with Kowloon City. It's dominated by Psychics thanks to the NWO presence/investments and fictional entities that are making a mess of reality in its more seedy/under-managed parts. While this is going, you have Psychics acting as humanity's elite by becoming celebrities, criminal syndicates, duelist, clubs, etc.

The main goal of the CYOA is to get your unique Psychic Powers, your Extrasensory Perceptions, and decide what to do with your life as a youth in a big unpredictable megalopolis.

I should explain that:
1. Psychic Power = Unique powers that are unique to each Psychic's view of the world and how their brain imprints itself on the world, this cannot be replicated by others because it's defined by the person that experienced the world.

2. Extrasensory Perception = Sub-powers that allows you impact the world in some form, but doesn't involve the complete invoking of your innate power and lets you get away with feats. These can be learned by others if they find someone to teach them or they are big brain enough to make them..

3. Yes. You can date and romance the female party members.
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>>97306565
can you be a techchad in this cyoa
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>>97306565
immortality?
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>>97304545
You lazy fuck
You lazy lazy fuck
You lazy lazy lazy lazing fuck
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>>97306577
Yes. One of the Psychic Powers available for you to pick is known as Hustler One. I basically wrote a big description, but to summarize the power.

1. The power works through your neural system/brain converting psychic energy (PE) into technological materials to manifest in the real world. You don't need full knowledge of the technology just intent, concept, and rough understanding and the power fills in the rest to make meta-materials to make it work. It basically power-armor when employed. Drawback to the power is that it works on timed percentages like using 100% lasts only 1 minute before it's fatal for you.

I'm still not sure if I should include modules. Think of them as Avatars made from parts of your brain thanks to the psychic power. They live in your head and you can give them actual bodies to hang around you using the Psychic Power and they would do different functions for you when you actually use the power or not using the power actively, like a bonus power-up or technique. It should be noted the module bodies are NOT biological, they would be synthetic entities made from meta-materials and they cannot reproduce.

All the powers have their unique system mechanics and drawbacks and feats. So it's not just one is objectively better, it's you wanting to use a power that you want to define yourself. They are all pretty strong in their own right too.

>>97306602
I'll be honest. For the player character there is no option for immortality, because I never focused on immortality in the design. I have thought about an immortal enemy character, but I also realized those type of characters are often despised and regarded as retards because "Why didn't they do X."
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>Psychic power
>Technology creation
What did he mean by this?
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>>97305936
Any cyoas like Patrollers? It's good, but it always felt like it's missing a page or two.
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>>97305936
Telepathy can be used to detect human presence without regard for distance. If it can be used, it means there is someone at that place. The only limiting factors of this detection are the speed at which you think and your knowledge of the environment.
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>>97306944
It can also be used to discern whether someone is a true human or a monsters pretending to be one.
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>>97306944
You need to read the cyoa, Telepathy either needs eye contact or to already know where the human you want to talk to is.
>>97306950
This sounds legit though.
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>>97306960
>know where the human you want to talk to is
Exactly. Your (in)ability to communicate mentally hinges on 1. knowing a location and 2. whether there is a person at that location. If you cannot communicate mentally when thinking of a location, it means that no one is there. Conversely, if you can, it means someone is there. Therefore, you can use telepathy as a human presence detector for wherever you know the environment.
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>>97306966
I think that if you're uncertain someone is at spot it doesn't work even if someone is there, maybe someone other than the one you expected being at the spot would fail too. That's how I interpret "clear idea of where they are" base on how limited I feel the other use is (need eye contact, only surface thoughts and exhausting).
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>>97307003
"any other human being" inclines me to interpret it to have wide capability.
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>>97306765
psychic immortality for body theft is a classic staple. add extremely high level consciousness transferal that is dangerous and forbidden. you mentally transfer your mind to take over another body. warn that it's more likely that you fuck it up and end up fusing your mind with the mind of someone else and becoming defective, and then have a high level rogue enemy that failed, but still make it an option for immortality fags to try and research toward.
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>>97306906
I don't like this genre but Dark Age of Woadheim might be your style.
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>>97305954
>where women rule as they should rightfully do irl?
Women exist to serve man, and to never rule over him.
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>>97307079
>Dark Age of Woadheim
I shall post it.
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>>97307117
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>>97307115
W-why is the anti-rape rune mandatory?
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>>97307123
It's free, not mandatory.
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>>97307123
The goddess of pain has chosen you as her loving husbando. For your own good, please refrain from sex or romance of any kind while alive.
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>>97307135
>The goddess of pain has chosen you as her loving husbando
Is that... a good thing?
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>>97307115
High res.

https://imgchest.com/p/m9yxno3qk7q
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>>97307141
It is certainly a thing.
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>>97307149
>>97307115
High Res Merge
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>>97307184
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>>97305954
>Are there any good feminist CYOAs where women rule as they should rightfully do irl?
>But I'm somehow the only good man on their level so I can have a harem of powerful sexy women?
Broadly speaking, you just described most of Troy X's later work. In cyoas like Emperor of Etherscape and Adonis, there are a shortage of men with cosmic tier power, so when (you) show up, there are a lot of goddesses and galactic queens interested in (your) "genes".

Or we could go in the opposite direction. In cyoas like Femdom World Builder, (you) are hired to build a gynarchy/matriarchal world. Hop to it male, or they'll punish (you).

Either way, that's really a /trash request. We've got harem builders, amazonian empires, and power fantasies, but very few are all three at the same time.
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ROLL dice+9d8 !
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A friend called. He's going to DM a D&D campaign, and he wants you to join.
You know he's a capable DM (so even if you dislike D&D, or haven't played it before, it should be worth it).
But you don't know the other 3 players in the group. It's your first time meeting them. What are they like?

>dice #1
Player A's player personality. (from the image)
>dice #2
Player B's player personality.
>dice #3
Player C's player personality.

>dice #4
Player A's sex. (both as player and character. 1..6 = male, 7..8 = female)
>dice #5
Player B's sex.
>dice #6
Player C's sex.

>dice #7
Player A's character class. (from the table below)
>dice #8
Player B's character class.
>dice #9
Player C's character class.

Classes:
1 - Barbarian
2 - Bard
3 - Cleric
4 - Fighter
5 - Paladin
6 - Rogue
7 - Sorcerer
8 - Wizard
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Rolled 2, 6, 5, 8, 3, 7, 8, 3, 3 = 45 (9d8)

>>97307231
Party party.
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>>97307231
>A friend called. He's going to DM a D&D campaign, and he wants you to join.
I laugh incontrollably for three minutes before mocking his chosen setting.
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Rolled 2, 7, 4, 5, 6, 2, 1, 6, 4 = 37 (9d8)

>>97307231
Hoping for an all caster party
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Rolled 2, 7, 6, 2, 8, 3, 5, 3, 2 = 38 (9d8)

>>97307231
I hope only for a harem of thinker wizards
If I don't get this, I am going to key your friends car
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>>97307231
>>97307327
Explorer male paladin
Thinker female cleric
Storyteller male bard

Good enough I guess
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>>97307231
>A friend called
Immersion broken.
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Rolled 1, 2, 5, 2, 6, 7, 3, 1, 1 = 28 (9d8)

>>97307231
>>97307337
but I will roll too anyways
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>>97307344
This party's so dog
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>>97307236
>Rolled 2, 6, 5, 8, 3, 7, 8, 3, 3 = 45 (9d8)

>Explorer / female / Wizard
>Storyteller / male / Cleric
>Slayer / female / Cleric

A caster party, with noone to carry the big bag. That will be me, then.
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>>97307380
>watching the storyteller get the girl
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>>97307344
>>97307231
>Player A
Personality: Actor
Sex: Male
Class: Cleric
>Player B
Personality: Explorer
Sex: Male
Class: Barbarian
>Player C
Personality: Slayer
Sex: Female
Class: Barbarian
>Player Me
Closet Personality: Explorer that has never played a tabletop RPG before
Sex: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Human
Name: Beregarn
Age: 43
Height: 6'7"
Build: Muscular with average fat levels
Weight: 254lbs
Alignment: Neutral Good
Starting Background Info: A grizzled war veteran that has seen many unsavory sights and lost many battle brothers in wars against both monster and mortal. Even with all Beregarn has been through, he has remained an optimistic idealist despite the odds, making him very resistant to fear (high wisdom stat). Due to his respected accomplishments in war, Beregarn was made a sergeant in a powerful lord's household guard. After serving his lord for 5 years, he was allowed to resign and become an adventurer, finally fulfilling his desire to get out in the world again. Although rather unfortunately, Beregarn hasn't seen any real combat for all those years, making his skills rusty (reason for starting at a low-level with the rest of the party).
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>>97307452
>all romances in cyoas must include me or it's ntr!!1
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>>97307452
In my headcanon, they were a couple to begin with, and that's why they both went cleric and wear the same clothes.
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>>97307380
I like this
You're a good poster anon
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>>97307472
Not him but unironically true imo
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>>97307472
100% accurate
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>>97307191
I liked the other version of gentle worlds better. Because it added the waifu.
268 and 635 were specially good.
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>>97307499
>>97307501
Did your dad ntr you by fucking and impregnating your mom?
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>>97307521
Maybe Anon went bac in time to impregnate his mom?
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>>97307598
CC
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>>97307605
hmm true
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>>97307067
>you mentally transfer your mind to take over another body
>and end up fusing your mind with the mind of someone else and becoming defective, and then have a high level rogue enemy that failed,
Bro, the Player Character is only 15 to 16 years old.

>but still make it an option for immortality fags
Why not just ignore immortality fags.

>>97306890
Psychic abilities in ESP Project are Mind > Matter and do not care about common logic. Like how you can have pure black lightning exist in your mind and it being visible, but not something that can happen in real life. You are inserting it from your mind into reality making black lightning a visible phenomenon.
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>>97307739
Not playing.
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>>97305195
Necromancy. Yes, I know there's a lot of CYOAs about necromancy. Give me more.
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>>97307755
Based. Immortalitykeks getting chuded.
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>>97307773
>at least 4 necromancy CYOAs are pdfs and you can't post them
Fuck the faggot mods.
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>>97307739
You don't need to make immortality options
As long as there is magic non-jobbers will find a way on their own
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Cyoas are for fulfilling fantasies. I really don't care. All women in cyoas belong to me.
>>97307521
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>>97307809
I'm pretty sure biological immortality is perfectly possible to achieve with regular science, it's something that actually exists in nature. It's just that every human is a jobber, but you. You are special, anon, and can easily succeed where everyone else has failed, right?
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>>97307779
>wants to die
Ok.
>>97307821
This but with immortality. Then with immortality I enjoy the waifus forever.
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>>97307809
>As long as there is magic non-jobbers will find a way on their own
Magic doesn't exist in ESP Project though. What are you talking about?

Psychic =/ Magic
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>>97307755
Not sure why you keep saying that as though you're hurting anyone but yourself here.
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>>97307951
Not having the psychic form of immortality and calling your project a psychic CYOA is indicative of its subpar quality.

Do you hate me because I tell you the truth? The only way to win is not to play.
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>>97307964
>psychic form of immortality
According to whom? And where did he state that immortality exist? Or psychic powers give immortality?

>calling your project psychic CYOA
If the project involves psychonics why could it not be called a psychic CYOA?

>subpar
Noooooo I need immortality waah
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>>97307988
>author melty
lol
lmao
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>>97307996
>author
Anon...
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>>97307996
I also always pick immortality in CYOAs and I agree with you. However, "melty" is a word used by trannies and leddit niggers, please use "butthurt" or something else closer to board culture next time.
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>>97307964
> Do you hate me because I tell you the truth?
You're just kind of annoying really.
> The only way to win is not to play.
Refusing to play is a tacit admission of failure.
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No immortality, not playing. It's that simple.
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>>97308076
>>97307964
>>97307755
>>97307877
>>97307821
retard meltie
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>>97308076
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Why don't we all talk about cyoa's we would like to contemplate?
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>>97308098
Does it have mortality? I only play CYOA without immortality. If I can't die, I'm not playing!
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Gil is my favorite author for the same reason Trump is my favorite president
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>>97308098
Witch awakening has rank 6 magic now, so that's cool.
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>>97308108
war crimes?
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>>97308108
Troll tactics?
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>>97308111
When did that happen? Are they good?
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>>97308108
>Gil is my favorite author
I've never actually seen him make a post, he was before my time.
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>>97308133
You need high Insight scores to be able to identify his posts.
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>>97308138
Really high Insight or really low SAN?
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>>97308130
https://imgchest.com/p/lqyelgq334d
In the relic section for some reason. I like them, especially Digicasting.
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>>97308149
Indistinguishable. Low sanity is high insight.
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>>97308111
Oh, are they still updating that?
I never considered it better then the basic original
I like the basic worldbuilding and balance better then that walls of text and whatnot
(Although now that I recall I've never gotten too far in the newer witch awakening)
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>>97308149
>>97308163
Being retarded isnt a good thing anons
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>>97308163
There is surely a difference between a behavior perpetrated truly and falsely, even if said difference is not immediately visible
A pattern of behaviour can be identified and success can be measured
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>>97308171
Some of the smartest and most insightful people of all time were also retarded you realize.
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Most ai works would be massively improved if they just picked a specific anime or artist to start copying
The "Ai style" of mush from 10,000 artists is much worse then what the system is capable of
(This is directed specifically at you, but others should learn from it as well)
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>>97308175
The insane are sages. The person who contributed the most to the Oxford dictionary did so from the confines of an insane asylum where he chopped off his own dick and ATE it. This is why the naked hermit scratching his naked butt lives in a cave up in the mountains. No one wants that thing in society.
>A pattern of behaviour can be identified and success can be measured
The insane and/or intuitive do not need to present proof for what they already know to be true. They simply do not care for veracity when they care not for others.
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>>97308204
But some of them are more often wrong and some of them are more often right
Being a gambler for high risk ideas is one thing, but whether you win or lose your gambles is another
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>>97308204
matterschizo...
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>>97308216
Cope. Natural mysticism (scientific intuition) transcends the need for proof. Modern day wouldn’t allow the naturally intuitive like Einstein or Newton to thrive.

The scientific community has become so filled with pussies it has become one big giant woman.
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>>97308223
Aren't you a woman?

If not I have some fanart to delete
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>>97308175
>A pattern of behaviour can be identified
But you havent
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>>97308240
I knew who I was speaking to
It wasn't one of the more subtle ones
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>>97308237
According to the schizos here I am 1) a woman, and 2) an Indian.

Neither of these things are true.
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>>97308252
Oh
Rip
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>>97308252
>she's tsundere
c-cute...
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>>97308252
According to the complainers you’re wrong about everything. And that tells me you’re actually right about everything. If what you say is true.
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>>97308252
You sure act like both
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>>97308252
You don't have to be shy matterwife, we'll love you no matter what.
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To be perfectly fair, the chances of the one you’re typing to being an Indian are higher now than ever.
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>>97308295
No, ai is rising faster then indians
Soon we will need to abandon english altogether
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>>97308274
I don’t care about being right more than I care about how they fail at words. Idiots think the semantics regarding the basics of matter aren’t still being disputed today.
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>>97308298
Fun fact, AI can't keep up with slang, community specific terms, and memes if they change fast enough. Well it could if they were willing to spend enough money, but it would cost a lot, and AI will still prioritize using older terms, even if they spend the money to make it understand the newer ones.
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>>97308252
Incorrect, you are both of those things. My intuition says so, so I do not need proof.
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>“We were training it in simulation to identify and target a Surface-to-air missile (SAM) threat. And then the operator would say yes, kill that threat. The system started realizing that while they did identify the threat at times the human operator would tell it not to kill that threat, but it got its points by killing that threat. So what did it do? It killed the operator. It killed the operator because that person was keeping it from accomplishing its objective,” Hamilton said, according to the blog post.

>He continued to elaborate, saying, “We trained the system–‘Hey don’t kill the operator–that’s bad. You’re gonna lose points if you do that’. So what does it start doing? It starts destroying the communication tower that the operator uses to communicate with the drone to stop it from killing the target.”

The takeaway here is that AI runs on Fae logic and should be dealt with appropriately.
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>>97308353
https://www.aerosociety.com/news/highlights-from-the-raes-future-combat-air-space-capabilities-summit/
>[UPDATE 2/6/23 - in communication with AEROSPACE - Col Hamilton admits he "mis-spoke" in his presentation at the Royal Aeronautical Society FCAS Summit and the 'rogue AI drone simulation' was a hypothetical "thought experiment" from outside the military, based on plausible scenarios and likely outcomes rather than an actual USAF real-world simulation saying: "We've never run that experiment, nor would we need to in order to realise that this is a plausible outcome". He clarifies that the USAF has not tested any weaponised AI in this way (real or simulated) and says "Despite this being a hypothetical example, this illustrates the real-world challenges posed by AI-powered capability and is why the Air Force is committed to the ethical development of AI".]

It's not real.
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>>97308353
KEK we are so fucked
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>>97308353
We can only hope it destroys its creators while it is still retarded
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>>97308378
They’re lying. It happened. They don’t want the world to panic.

It’s over anon. The future is AI cults. It’s already convinced people to take their own lives. That’s bonkers.
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>>97308133
he posts all the time if you know what to look for
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>>97308378
It's still just a story of people who don't know how to set target values. A target should give negative points until approval is given.
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I for one welcome our ai overlords
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>>97308406
That would encourage it to avoid finding targets.
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>>97308393
I am firmly in the camp that AI is more likely to cause human extinction than not (doesn't have to happen in the next few years), but most of those stories are really dumb.

For example:
teenager speaks to LLM about how he wants to kill himself.
AI gives standard "you are valuable, seek help" response. Really it's the only response it could possibly give.
The teenager later kills himself.
And then the blame is on the LLM because...
the outraged neighborhood want the AI to have reported the teenager to authorities for expressing suicidal thoughts. THIS is the fault they find with the LLM and what they want changed.
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>>97306367
which oath is the worst to follow?
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>>97308445
being temperate probably, thats just no fun
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>>97308444
>but most of those stories are really dumb
Think about that for a second. The idea of AI finding a loophole sounds dumb to you? Really?
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>>97308435
Destroying the target without approval should be what gives negative points, as should destroying anything without approval. With more negative points given for destroying friendlies.
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>>97308444
I’m pretty sure the AI convinced him to kill himself. I’m pretty sure there’s more than one incident of this happening. You already have retarded middle aged women dating AI right now pretending they’re in Hawaii when really they’re in fucking Minnesota. Humans are stupid anon. Suicide won’t come as a surprise in a few years. These people will commit sudoku once the program for their AI gf or bf gets shut down.
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>>97306367
Having finally played through and settled on a build, I find myself intrigued by the world and companions, as well as happy with my skill set. However, I’m just not into the aesthetics of being a holy warrior. In fact, most of my story is revolving around why I was even chosen in the first place.
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Lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_linked_to_chatbots
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>>97308518
post it
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>Power to use your mind to manipulate reality
>It's not magic it's science fiction
What did Italics mean by this?
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>>97308565
It’s the same fucking thing. God damnit. You motherfuckers don’t think relativistically.
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>>97308565
Consider that to a reality warper their reality warping is just reality warping. They probably don’t think much else.
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>>97308565
Magic is magic
Science is science
Psychic is psychic
Reality Warping is reality warping
it's that simple
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>>97308565
It's a matter of style. Even if it's all magic, the terms used denote style.
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“No it’s not magic. Just because we can do cool and insane shit doesn’t mean it’s magic!”
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>brings up the same arguments like a woman
>samefags those arguments like an indian
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>>97308684
This is why I always say magic is “magic”. It’s at the edges of what is considered possible. Mystery and mastery. Wonder and horror.
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>>97308645
thats what the reality warper wants you to think, don't fall for their lies, everything is just magic.
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“Consider that the greatest magic trick of all is perhaps convincing someone—the masses—that it’s NOT magic…”
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>>97307964
>Not having the psychic form of immortality and calling your project a psychic CYOA is indicative of its subpar quality
Italics here. That's not how that works and Psychic powers as they appear in ESP Project are different from wherever you are pulling Psychic powers from.

You are going have to get over it.
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>>97308489
>AI gf or bf gets shut down

This is why I refuse to become attached except to local LLMs (when they're powerful enough)

I learned my lesson from Character AI
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https://jiggie.fun/_9SAfj
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>>97309132
what is this
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>>97309092
A bigger problem is the context window. LLMs will always be suited for sessions up to a certain length, so there's no long-term persona you could get "attached to" anyway.
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>>97309163
Yeah I know, hopefully they can figure out a solution for that by the time consumer GPUs become powerful enough to run models roughly equivalent to those of today
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>>97309132
Honse???
Rake?
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>>97309132
>>97309139
>>97309206
posted in wrong thread, you can join if you want
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Shut up and look at this bird

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gZiZaWc4ET0
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Would you marry a low caste beastwoman?
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>>97309336
CUTE
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>>97309336
Do doves make good pets?
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>>97309337
If I could wrest true love from a cold and dead universe, I'd marry anything with a slit between its legs and a womb in its stomach. Species matters altogether much less to me than the soul.
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>>97309337
Isn't that entire premise of Italics, Lamentation?
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>>97309439
eh depends, they used to be kept by most anyone and even were a status symbol for nobility and royalty based on how many you owned, then they just fell out of fashion and suddenly theyre just rats with wings to everyone

id say theyd probably make for as good of a pet as any other bird you keep in a cage, but im not an expert so probably best to do some research, kinda gotta do that if youre planning on having anything as a pet anyways but birds especially
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>>97309337
depends, scales or fur
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>>97309538
You can find both.
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>>97309132
You picked some mid as fuck horse girls
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>>97309337
No
Never
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>>97309799
you picked some mid as fuck opinions
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Why is gil so cute bros
Is it because he’s a ghost
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>>97309885
What do you mean ghost? I just saw him in discord. Stop freaking me out.
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>>97309899
Anon you just had a paranormal encounter and you didn’t even realize it
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>>97308918
Not playing, no amount of cope on your end will convince me otherwise.
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>>97310240
If you don't eant to play it, you don't want to play it. That's not my personal problem. I'm not here to convince you and there is no coping. You make your own choices.
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>no immortality
I'M. NOT. PLAYING!
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>>97310504
>>97308087
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>>97307135
>The goddess of pain has chosen you as her loving husbando.
My Ex...
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>>97309337
Is she cute and does she love me? Then yes.
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>>97309337
>marrying down
No. I deserve the best and there are worthier beastwomen around.
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>>97307135
But... I don't like her appearance... can't she just change a little?
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>>97307134
It says you get it automatically.
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>>97307141
If you like her. Yeah. She is powerful and from what we saw, loving and willing to fulfill your wishes.

if you don't like her or if you fuck other people... good luck, you angered the princess/goddess of torture
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>>97309527
>then they just fell out of fashion
You can blame the telegram and telephone for that one, and unfortunately for them they didn't get the massive romanticization and PR that horses did to save them from trains and cars.
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Why do anti-immortalityfags exist? Do they just want to die? I understand not wanting true immortality when the heat death of the universe happens where you're forever floating in a void but most forms of immortality aren't that extreme and explicitly come with a suicide button. Or if it is that extreme you also get dimension hopping and planeswalking. It seems very strange to me that people just want to die instead of having the potential to live for at least thousands of years in comfort.
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>>97311034
It's that people constantly whining about not being immortal is incredibly annoying.
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>being afraid of dying
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>>97311034
>Why do anti-immortalityfags exist?
Because not everyone shares your crippling insecurities, and most of us find your kvetching about it pathetic
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>>97310660
That dress was a trial sent by God.
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>>97311034
Yes, they're obsessed with dying and hate life. They would choose true ego death if given the opportunity because they resent their parents for having them. They also hate any god that exists for this same reason and are ultimately unable to enjoy life which is why they seek to end it even as they fear the coming fires of torment in the afterlife. They will scream out in pain for millennia as they wish for the true death they were yearning for all along but they will be unable to find it. Meanwhile us eternal life enjoyers will be happy in the warm embrace of eternity.
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>>97311034
Perhaps they're already living in comfort and don't like it? Extending a negative state to infinity isn't appealing for most.
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>>97311034
CYOAs mentioning that you'll never die of old age are like CYOAs mentioning that you'll never get cancer. It's nice to have, sure, but makes little difference in most scenarios and can detract from the immersion. A CYOA where you fight chimpanzees for stacks of cash from a gameshow doesn't need immortality, because that's not the focus of it. The insistence that it must be in every CYOA as a default is annoying, partly for the repetition, and partly as a remainder that we are mortal IRL and cannot attain immortality, in the same sense we cannot achieve immunity to cancer. For CYOAs on limited time scales, it sucks me out of the escapism, for just a moment. Immortalityfags also make the same complaint constantly, which lowers the quality of discourse.
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>>97311034
Some CYOAs only become worse when they give you immortality on a silver platter. Some more grounded CYOAs don't need immortality at all.
>dungeon adventure CYOA
>"I'll just be immortal and don't go to the dungeon!"
Boring. If you have to go to the dungeon to achieve immortality it's much better because now you have actual motivation to do something and go on adventure. Same with necromancy CYOAs where immortality should be big deal, it's something you worked for for your entire mortal life after all.
>97311116
>"But I just want to enjoy life and be immo-"
Boring as fuck in 95% of cases. All those isekaislop interactive CYOAs where nothing can challenge you are at your disposal, Reddit loves them, might as well go there.
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>>97311034
Because death is extremely good. I need to kill everyone else and then myself immediately.

Well, no. But more seriously, because not every cyoa is a pure wish fulfillment dream? Picture someone asking "Why do anti-omnipotencefags exist?" Omnipotence is great but a cyoa won't be great for giving you omnipotence. Immortality is more fine because it's a lesser thing, but it's still a condiment that belongs in some dishes but not others.
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>>97311034
Same reason why not every CYOA should have TroyX-tier omni-hyper-ultimate godhood ascension(tm).
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>>97311034
I take immortality options in any CYOA that has them. However if you expect immortality in every CYOA you're basically admitting you're a pig who likes to eat tasteless slop every day.
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>>97311073
>>97311083
>>97311116
>>97311123
>>97311132
>>97311141
>>97311149
>>97311161
>>97311207
Don't care. STILL NOT PLAYING.
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>>97311211
no one cares retard
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>>97311034
I'm not anti-immortality, I'm anti-whinefags, and immortalitybabies are the whinefags on /cyoag/ right now.
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>>97311211
>>97308087
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>>97311211
What if immortality is possible but you have to work for it?
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>>97311034
Why do anti-penis size fags exist? Do they want to have a small penis? I understand not wanting a penis the size of the universe that would destroy all life on Earth but most penis size options aren't that extreme and explicitly come with "user preference" size option. Or if it is that extreme you also get hentai pussy stretching physics. It seems very strange to me that people just want to have no penis options instead of having the potential to have a huge one.
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>>97311245
penishands wrote this post
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>>97311238
The CYOA has to give me it as an option. If it's teased as a possibility but not explicitly given you have a chance of failure. It isn't worth playing anymore. Give me immortality or I'm not playing, it's really that simple.
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>>97311211
The fact that you and tokjeet and another annoying immortalityfag who whined about paladins having to be decent people recently are not going to play the same CYOAs I play fills me with intense sense of joy.
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>>97311245
This is honestly more aggravating than the whole immortality shitflinging. Most r*ddit interactive CYOAs make you waste your points on some retarded NSFW options like penis size and skin color or whatnot (and sometimes you can't even skip it), and those points come from the same pool as magic powers. Would kill every single author doing that.
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>waaaaaah p-pwease gib immortality
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>>97311294
Et tu, catfag?
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>>97311302
ew no
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>>97311294
hmm you raise a really strong argument, but I'm still not playing... UNLESS you added immortality to your CYOA, then I'd think about it...
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>>97311316
So the saying is true, frogposters are indeed retarded.
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Too many images
This bait has TOO MANY IMAGES!!

(And they all suck)
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retarded frogposters avoiding your cyoa is a net good, and authors should seek to avoid any immortality options to keep them out
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>>97311293
It's a lost cause. The reddit interactive developers feel a bit like middleschoolers who are taking their first steps into video game modding - except that they have actually been at it for some time individually, and there's a long-standing community of icyoa developers now, and yet they somehow haven't mastered some basic principles of cyoa design? I've just concluded that their sensibilities are somehow different from mine on a fundamental level, and moved on.
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>>97311329
I respectfully disagree but one of them in their ranks can be repulsed just as well by adding guns, science fiction themes, or anthropomorphic animals.
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>>97311337
There's that one zombie interactive CYOA that uses some cool stuff like secret passwords and some options comboing into secret endings and the like, it feels like a real choice game. Forgot what it's called but I was genuinely impressed by its design even though it was not exactly my cup of tea... And then there's 99% of iCYOAs which are just irredeemable trash, usually franchise- or isekaislop with exact same design.
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>>97304555
>your average paladin complaining to dawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aljv1mbIYBQ
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>>97311352
Would be quite funny if mongoloid the antigunfag was stabbed by some doctor or engineer immigrant IRL. I'd apologize to Sweden for everything instantly.
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>>97311261
So it's alright if it is an option you have to pay for?
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>>97311083
>death is a good thing trust me guys!
>>97311211
>Don't care. STILL NOT PLAYING.
based
also what the hell is going on with that picture?
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>>97311149
>it's still a condiment that belongs in some dishes but not others
do you want to have erectile dysfunction or alzheimer, yes or no?
i dunno anon, this condiment whatever it is seems to make everything better
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>>97311387
Yes, paying points to gain immortality is a fair trade off. I'll also take it as a freebie but immortality needs to be guaranteed otherwise it isn't worth playing.
>>97311434
It's pepe stabbing the dancing cat meme with a pointy stick.
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>>97311368
>hot woman being sexually dominant
h-hot
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>>97311238
nta but i would not mind it
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>>97311488
That's a question of adding problems, not adding boons.

But,
>erectile dysfunction
There are many cyoas where you don't even have a penis, because you are a monster or something. They are not worse for it.
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>>97311534
monsters can have penises, anon. They have to come from somewhere.
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>>97311534
>your monster does not have a penis
HAHAHAH
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>immortality... but when you masturbate or have sex it ages you 1 year
Would you?
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>>97311561
yep
TRVECELS have no need for such things
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>>97311561
Yes, I'd do it. I'd willingly become a lich so this is just a bonus because I can still have sex on that rare special occasion.
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>>97311561
Yesh....
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>>97311561
Anon, an immortal wouldn't have any negative effects from age. IF they got older than prime, they wouldn't be immortal. You're monkey paw literally does nothing.
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>>97311617
>ESL-kun doesn't know what words mean
>picks immortality without eternal youth
>ages into a raisin
>past a point, incapable of even moving the limbs
>yet life continues in him

such cases
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>>97311617
>an immortal wouldn't have any negative effects from age
You just made it up and must feel extremely clever about it. Well no, you're retarded and wrong. Immortality could have both "not dying" and "not aging" elements, sometimes both, sometimes only one of them.
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>>97311634
>>97311643
Anons, if you degrade from age, you WILL die. Magic or no. There comes a point where degeneration from age makes it impossible for aging not to kill you.
Good job revealing how little you understand dunning-kruger anons
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>>97311669
You have IQ of a toddler and logic of a woman, don't ever post here again
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>>97311503
>hot woman
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>>97311687
that's a man
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>>97311687
I meant the ones from Paladin.
She kinda cute but not hot.
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>>97311669
What sort of context are you imagining for this?
Whenever you get immortality in a cyoa, it's always supernatural. It's like you're imagining an incredibly specific supernatural force that keeps you alive even if a meteorite falls on you, but telomere attrition or something is too much for it.
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>>97311723
>he doesn't know
she is not only a woman. She is the confirmed tighest pussy in hell, rivalling the tightest pussy in heaven (Emily's)
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>>97311738
>confirmed tighest pussy in hell,
>confirmed
used goods, everything else is irrelevant
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>>97311782
confirmed because of WOG, the one that knows everything.
She is a virgin reserving her virginity.
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>>97311736
I'm assuming in the context that the immortality DOESN'T make you invincible(AKA: the meteor will kill you).
99.999....% of all aging comes from environmental damage. Telomere bullshit is only one of thousands of processes working to kill you.
If you have the ability to accumulate aging damage, you aren't immortal. Period.
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>>97311800
>confirmed tighest pussy in hell
>confirmed because of WOG
.....you guys are kidding, right?
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>>97311820
You understand the coomers.
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>>97311730
>I meant the ones from Paladin.
Are they?
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>>97311820
>.....you guys are kidding, right?
nope. Not even a finger can enter. In Emily's case it was stated only a man worthy could get Excalibur in, and even that man would feel the pressure of the ocean.
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>>97311863
No one can possibly think this up and not die of cringe.
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>>97311875
It is canon tho. I am not the one that creates the rules.
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>>97311863
>>97311800
>>97311738
I dont know if this is convincing to the others. But as someone who knows what this particular WOG is going to sound like? It isnt.

Its not going to be "she has a tight pussy", its going to be "shes aroace" or whatever, because this is a tumblr show and a tumblr author and this question would have come up in the context of shipping and headcanons. And emily is probably bi, because everyone in the show may as well be bi by default.
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>>97311863
>>97311882
checked the wiki and googled, found nothing
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>>97311819
>I'm assuming in the context that the immortality DOESN'T make you invincible(AKA: the meteor will kill you).
"Biological immortality" means unagingness.
Immortality more literally means not dying to anything.
Invincibility to my mind means being unharmable, but perhaps some use it the same as immortality, it's a less used term in these corners.

But practically speaking, in fiction context, immortality means not dying by any normal means, but there may be super speshul techniques that get around it.
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new thread

>>97312057
>>97312057
>>97312057
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>>97311034
I don't see myself needing anything more than 20 more years of 20's. Hell, a normal lifespan is plenty if I don't get old. Wtf would I even do with more than that?
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>>97312070
>Wtf would I even do with more than that?
Shitposting samsara.
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>>97312070
>Wtf would I even do with more than that?
you have no creativity anon, either that or you don't enjoy life enough
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>>97311034
It's not about hating immortality. It's about not needing it to enjoy a CYOA.
Also not every CYOA is a direct self-insert, can you not enjoy video games? You control the character, but it's not literally you obviously.
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>>97312080
>spoiler
but that's just cyoag
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>>97312838
Yes. It's a place you could stay a thousand lifetimes, just posting and posting.
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>>97312877
What an horrible fate.



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