But only the bad ones.
yup, this is a bad thread.
>>97333152no u
>>97333148
>>97333164her anthro art makes my balls hurt
>>97333148Sure, I think the color coordinated dragons from the Monster Manual are lame, dragons should all be evil, gold hording pricks, so here is my working version of DRAGONS THAT DON'T SUCK. The lives of dragons are long and slow, lack of food or space may stunt their growth, however most will grow until killed... roll 1d61: Small (Only a hatchling, sleeps hours at a time, no lair, nor magic blood)2: Medium (wyrmling, sleeps days at a time, will have lair, but no magic blood)3-4: Large (adult dragon, sleeps weeks at a time, will have lair, will have magic blood)5: Huge (old dragon, sleeps months at a time, will have lair, will have magic blood)6: Gargantuan (ancient dragon, sleeps years at a time, will have lair, will have magic blood)Color... roll 1d61: Black2: Blue3: Green4: Red5: White6: YellowLocomotion... roll 1d61: Forelimbs only2: Hindlimbs only3: Limbless4: Many sets of limbs, 1d6+2 sets5: Quadruped, low walk (dragging belly on ground)6: Quadruped, high walk (belly lifted off ground)Head like a... roll 1d61: Bat2: Crocodile3: Lion4: Serpent5: Wolf6: Wow, that's a lot of heads, 1d6 heads(reroll for type of head, if you land on 6 again keep adding heads of that type)Wings... roll 1d61-3 None4-5 Bat like6 Bird likeBreath... roll 1d61: None2: Liquid (Venom or acid)3-4: Fire5: Gas (Poison, sleeping, acid, hallucinogenic, etc.)6: ColdNotable features... roll 2d6 two or three times.2: Harmful blood (boiling hot, or acidic)3: Weird texture (feathers, fur, or scaleless)4: Gilded belly (gold and gems armor the dragon's soft underside)5: Horns 6: Long necked 7: Mesmerizing gaze (See Glaurung)8: Prehensile tail 9: Spines or Quills10: Unhinging jaw 11: Person cursed to be a dragon (See Lindworm, or Voyage of the Dawn Treader)12: Sleeps with open eyes1/2
>>97333578Favored meal... roll 1d61: Livestock2: People3: Maidens4: One that fights back5: Sea monsters6: CorpsesLair... roll 1d61: Barrow2: Cavern3: Dwarven ruins4: Elven ruins5: Human ruins6: Body of water (Lake, river, sinkhole, wetland, flooded cavern, etc. Fire breathing dragons will not lair in water.)The slain dragon's blood gathers into a pool... roll 1d61: Immersion: a single bather becomes immune to non-magic weapons2: Immersion: tempers up to 1d6 metal weapons, making them unbreakable3: Ingestion: diluted into Panacea (6 doses; will cure all disease, blindness, deafness, and restore limbs)4: Ingestion: incurable deadly poison (6 doses)5: Ingestion: learn the language of birds, passes down bloodlines (6 doses)6: Ingestion: drinker turns into a dragon over 1d6 days2/2
>>97333578>>97333590This results in chimeras
>>97333634Dragons have always been chimeras, if your definition of a chimera is just a fictional creature that has features of multiple real-life animals.
>>97333634Chart cannot result in fire breathing goat head growing out of back.
>>97333148>bad onesfor me, it's Syrax
>have a good naming convention for evil-aligned chromatic dragons>struggling to come up with a naming convention for good-aligned metallic dragonsI'm naming the former after diseases/medical conditions, but am at a loss for the latter. Maybe healers or alchemists from antiquity?
I like drow and I like dragons
>>97336555>Eryctille Dys'funkshunn the Blue Dragon stands before you
my campaign's ancient shadow dragon (3.5 so before they became gay shadow versions of other breeds)
>>97333148>OP asks us to post bad dragons on a blue board
>>97333578>>97333590Learn to format your posts. This reads like shit.
>>97340518Yes you understood the joke. Thank you for telling us that you got the very obvious joke.
>>97336555Species names of obscure prehistoric animals
>>97333148read this, was the shit when I was a kid
>>97333575>>97333558Aren't those wyverns?
>>97342308btw, this artist became shizo and is in mental asylum.
>>97342323Wyverns are a subtype of dragons. Like a dachshund being a type of dog.
>>97342340For real? Only knew that Varg used it in his RPG. Source?
