>Man, Elf, DwarfTo this day, it's the most kino fantasy party.
>>97334359consider the following; >man>man>elf
>>97334368No, it's not the same.
>>97334368Only works if the elf is the token female and... I need not say more. A trio of dwarves is better if you're aiming for efficiency, not fun.
>Dwarf and Elf stop despising each other and work together>become unstoppable
>>97334368>hardcarried>loses the only canon kill competition
>>97334411>ignores that Gimli changed the rules mid-competitiontypical dwarf, tripping a leg to win a race.
>>97334747Yes, the OP framed their post as such, discussing the make up of the PCs' races. Thanks for playing, retard.
>>97334767which game, faggot
>>97334831Seems like a no brainer to me
>>97334831every game with men dwarves and elvesMERP if you want to be a pedantic faggot (you do)
>>97334359>muh hollywood forced representationnah, three dwarves and the unfortunate person they have to be around
>>97334359>I have never been lucky enough to play in this partyBros why are there always either 3+ humans or it’s wall to wall freakshit
>>97334858seems, but the op is nogames and didnt clarify in his spam post. so.>>97334867No one is going to engage with your shit threads.
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>>97334943Kino
>>97334943WE ARE RICHMUSHROOM
Posh Racist High Elf - "The sight of your 'people' is a blight I won't suffer anymore"Edgy Racist Dark Elf - "You lower species were created by our God to toil in our mines till you die. Your blood will be a good sacrifice to Him"Redneck Racist Wood Elf - "I don't like yer kind prancin' round mah woods. That dead friend of yours was mah last warnin'"
>>97335911>Elves350_7162[1].jpg
>>97334359>Duck, Man, Half-Demon
>>97335911>posh racist dwarf (raised by high elves)>grumpy racist elf (raised by dwarves)I will now join your game.
>>97334943Therix Mcnally, Courageous and Zemnach Bloodfeast look like. Just put away the pronouns.
>>97334359And you only posted it for the 3rd time this yearIt's 10th of January.
>>97336687Link to the other two times he's posted this exact thread this year?
>>97336348They're ordered to be partners on the city watch. Fantasy buddy-cop game.
>>97336817the crimes are taking place in a human town on the border between the mountain realms and the shining city
>>97336348Grumpiness isn't a cultural behaviour. Dwarves are innately surly, while elves are innately whimsical
>>97334359A party of all elves doing elf business without concern for the lesser races would be kino
>>97336348uhhh hello, based department???
>>97336868>elf businessA gay brothel?
>>97336901I've never played in a setting that features gay brothels. Have you?
>>97334359Imagine the sex.
>>97336868>Elf (Noldor) X7Yup, it's kinslaying time
>>97334359How about a human mage and seven dwarf fighters?
>>97334858>The shitty 5e homebrew>Not the real LOTR TTRPGYou had one fucking job
>>97334405This is how you end racism
>>97335911>racist all-elf party who hate each other, but overtime bond over their greater hatred towards the short life lesser racesFuck yeah