Play that dead band's songTurn those speakers up full blastPlay it all night long Edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous Thread:>>97338223>Thread QuestionWhat are your immediate hobby goals?
I claim this thread for the Battlefleet Gothic!
Imagine walking through some dark and spooky woods knowing you're the darkest and spookiest thing there. Looking for Imperials to ambush and overwhelm with the knight support.
>I LIKE ORKZ XDD>LET CHAOS HOLOWHORE TAKE THE THREAD XDDD>FART SMELLDAR REFRESH IS COMING, I CAN FEEL IT>ELDAR BOY FEET XDhere's all the garbage out of the way
>>97341711>TQmy hobby goals for the day are to prime all my shit and clean and organize my hobby desk
>>97341736you forgot the tau cows
Starcraft will annihilate 40k. Prepare for the end of days, anon.
40k needs proper dragons in it.
>>97341711>hobby goalsFinish priming my wife’s emperor’s children units and my dark angels so I can move on to priming my boarding actions terrain so I can move on after that to priming my ruins of perdition terrain so I can move on after that to maybe actually painting somethingI’m so tired anons
>>97341751*cough*Exodites*cough*Sorry, anon. Been meaning to get that tickle in my chest checked out.
>>97341750>3 factions, all only in 1 colorYikes
If you want to combine 2 units into 1 big unit, can you proxy a champion model as a regular model? I don't want to have to buy 3 fucking boxes because I'm missing 1 regular model.
>>97341758>Raynors Raiders>Dominion>UED>Daelaam>Tal'darim>Nerazim>Hybrids>ZergAll confirmed as playable factions.
>>97341750nobody will remember that Starcraft tabletop exists 3 months after its release
>>97341750I only want some of the Protoss units to use with my Eldar. Stalker's will be a good proxy for War Walker.
>>97341751>dragonsAlready here
>>97341750I'm looking forward to the biggest protoss model they can make
>>97341750I dont have time to paint that
>>97341760yes, nobody cares about stuff like that
>>97341765So 3 factions
>>97340549>>97340552>>97340558>>97340561>>97341008>>97341063>>97341084The Ninjago troll discord won...
>>97341751heldrake?
>>97341711>TqTo permanently remove a short, fat, ugly, nicotine addicted, drama queen from my hobby group.
Yeah, if there's one franchise that's super strong and never just collapses from mismanagement, it's Starcraft
>>97341793oh boy I sure am glad you brought that retarded drama into the new thread as well
>>97341229edge highlighting has got to be the biggest noob trap next to contrast paints and GW should be ashamed of themselves for pushing it so hard
>>97341801>That nuke of a behindLord help me but I would...
>>97341767if it's competently priced it might stick around, archon studio's plastic is good, but then again they also made and overpriced the trench crusade kit, so we'll have to seeit sure as hell won't do shit to 40k though, gw has to shoot himself in both feet with a shotgun before 40k falls out of favour, and even then the fans are obsessed enough they might keep being fanatical about it even after capitulation
>>97341760Yeah, you just gotta check the datasheet cause the second champion likely can’t bring his special weapon if you built him with one.
https://x.com/raiM23Eq1COaV7c/status/2010169646515920961?s=20somehow got onto jp warhammer twitter and now I get posts like these in my feed
>>97341787>>97341820Thanks
>>97341755Dinosaurs>>97341778Marines>>97341795Wyvern
>>97341845Wyverns are better than dragons
>>97341804>next to contrast paintsPlease tell me he's trolling
>>97341848If they were, they wouldn't be called wyverns.
>>97341808>ArhoAngel Nova Widowmaker
>>97341854They usually aren't. Only people who like 4 legged dragons call them that. Most people call them dragons. Game of Thrones.
>>973418604 legged dragons are cringe honestly
why doesn't someone make a fan animation purely as a passion project, to see GWs response?no patreon, no donations, no money to be made out of it at alland refusing to let GW buy it if they inquirewhat would GW do? the person isn't making any money off of it
>>97341750>Blizzard marketer is backYou’re probably the only person in here I can’t stand.
>>97341874Well I love you, anon <3
>>97341872Profit legally has nothing to do with copyright infringement, because you're still taking away control of the IP from the IP holder and potentially denying them income from their own property. You don't need to make money from it for it to be copyright infringement.
>>97341867Only if you're a GoT loving normiefag
>>973418834 legged dragons look like ugly medieval drawings. 2 legged dragons are realistic. Lots of animals have 2 legs and wings, zero animals have 4 legs and wings.
People still like GoT after that ending?
>>97341881yeah but then it exposes what GW will dowill they attempt to copyright strike it out of spite?I would say "then causing backlash" but 40k fans are pussywhipped and will continue to buy 40k
What's the point of this fucking hobby when you can't even buy a recent release? Not a battleforce or some kind of bundle but you can't even buy a new character. Seriously fuck this hobby. It's so tiresome.inb4 you snooze you loseIt shouldn't be like this. They seriously need to fix this shit. This is a shitty plastic model, not a GPU or RAM.
>>97341804let's see your high quality painting that doesn't utilise edge highlighting at all :)
>>97341897Everyone already knows the GW is litigious as hell, no exposure required. Doing that would only waste their own time.
>>97341845>Wyvernwyverns don't breathe firealso wyverns have treads
>>97341750I'd buy some Vultures just because I love Brood War.
>>97341895I'm still waiting for george to write the next book, I'll decide if I still like the series when it's out
>>97341895I still like the show up until they stopped using the fat lazy old man's material
>>97341900proxy it, buy a recast for half the price off dark miniatures or one of the chinese sites in a month or two, buy a 3d printer and join the gram and pop out as many as you want, paint your backlog while you wait for it to come back in stock
>>97341900why the fuck are you buying directly from gw instead of from your local game store? they get discounts and you can preorder the stuff before the real preorders open
>>97341900I'm surprised that the Nightbringer is the only thing left in stock at my lgs
>>97341911>Artosisoh boy the memories, loved that guys commentary
>>97341750>Models are based on Starcraft 2 and not Brood War.Into the trash it goes.
>>97341917I'd buy a printer if I had the physical space for it. Maybe the housing market will crash one day and I'll be able to afford that haha any second now...>>97341921He does a solo cast of some pro level games every day on ArtosisCasts.I usually watch it while drinking my coffee
BIGBOUNCYBANSHEEBUTTS
>>97341894>realismYep, normiefag
>>97341895>People like GoT?FTFY
>>97341900>This is a shitty plastic modelA bit late to try and talk shit about it when the basis for your entire post is that you want it so very much.
>>97341900I got the two pre-orders I’ve actually wanted because my LGS opened pre-orders when they put in their order a week earlier. You just gotta find the right LGS or make friends with one that’ll let you.
>>97341894>The made-up fantasy creature isn't totally realistic.Time to shit and piss and cry, I guess.
>>97341894>but muh realismIt's fantasy.At that point remove vampires and zombies too, they aren't real or realistic.
>>97341909nothing breathes fire, dipshitit'd burn them if they did so
>>97341808we were robbed
>>97341930>>97341938>>97341941They look cooler because they're closer to reality and you know it. It's a balance. Stapling wings to a lizard is just dumb.
>>97341894Fuck off, GRR Martin.
>>97341956I was gonna release the winds of winter next week, but you just added another 10 years to that.
THIS is a real dragon.
>>97341954No, they look lame as fuck. I like fantasy because it is FANTASTICAL.Even in GoT the whole "muh realism" argument instantly falls apart when you get shit like fucking ice zombies and then ice zombie dragons.Ah yes, the giant fantastical creature that is realistically TOO BIG to fly and spits fire, something that a no living creature does, having incorrect amount of limbs is what it is too much and wrong.
>>97341973And a ching chong bing bong to you too.
What settings do you guys use to print the new Huron ?
>>97341954No stapling chicken legs and bat wings on a snake is dumb.
>>97341963Good, I don't read GoT so it doesn't matter to me regardless.
>>97341973>Doesn't even need wings to fly.Checkmate, round-eye.
The Emperor's Children Codex should include Fabius and a new profile/model for Eidolon in 40k.
>>97341978A big fire breathing lizard with wings IS fantastical. 2 legged dragons are a nice balance between reality and fantasy. There's a point where fantastical becomes just plain stupid bad design, and that is 4 legged dragons.>>97341983Pterodactyls. No need for stapling.
>>97341992Those things can't really fly, they just grab onto clouds.They are just climbing, like you climb a tree. It's not flying.
>>97342000Doesn't Bill just do his own thing now and doesn't really give a shit or work with the EC unless he needs something from them?
>>97341918Anon those sell out faster for obvious reasons, if it's also sold out on GW that just shows how crazy it is.
>>97342012He's still an EC character and should be in there.
Guys what if a dragon had like 12 wings isn't that better because it's more fantasy?????
>>97342004>Overgrown pigeonLame
>>97341909>wyverns don't breathe fireSure they do.
>>97342004>A big fire breathing lizard with wings IS fantastical.Not realistic, get rid of it.
>>97342024Pigeons don't breath fire bruh>>97342030I said it's a balance, learn to read.
>>97342004>pterosaursBoring, they look retarded too.6 limbed dragons are better and cooler.
what if CSM got a detachment (or more likely 4 different detachments) that let them ally in 500 points of either EC/DG/WE/TS?
>>97342034>Pigeons don't breath fire bruh
>>97342034>I said it's a balanceIrrelevant, it's not realistic.
>>97342035I never said pterosaurs were cool, I was saying there's something similar to 2 legged dragons IRL, but no 4 legged dragons.>>97342041Strawman
>>97342019Yeah>>97342034Neither do pterodactyls
Look, whatever animal you like, we already have a space marine chapter named after that animal, ok? Now shut up and buy more fucking space marines.
I just keep telling myself that it looks like he's striding purposefully. It doesn't look like he's fast walking to a bathroom
>>97341981None, I don't play Chaos
>>97342012He works with all kinds of guys, and his personal warband isn't EC but is very EC flavored. He should be in both CSM and EC Codexes, with the Caveat that if you run him in EC he has to be your Warlord and you can't take any other named EC characters
>>97342064Is there a piggy themed one? That'd be fitting
>>97341751
>>97342026When are they gonna remake the chimera kit?
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97342064show me the official colour scheme of the stick insect marines
>>97342087There's the iron boars and the baleful boars, both homebrew though
>>97342087squigs
>>97342108Sure man... no problem... just click this video... hehehe...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC7oUOUEEi4
>>97342128you bloody banchod....
>>97341900GW has yet to crack the code on what kind of supply they need to meet demand for any given product. My guess is they are bottlenecked severely on production but hesitant to expand to quickly lest they be left holding the bag when popularity or the economy dips again.
hypothetically, what new faction would you see next?(and why would it be 40k skavens)
>>97341900man that shit cost 210 Polish-Lithuanian Niggercoins
>>97342155the answer is boring and talked about to death by now but it's so obviously dark mechanicum I'd feel stupid saying anything else
>>97342155Dark Mech will be 40k skavens with a shaveNext major faction after that should be Tarellian Dogs of War.
>>97342064I will buy sisters of battle.
>>97342136I know I'm just a retard, but if I was in charge I'd just... Not have supply.You want product? Order it, we make it, we ship it. Sometimes we have extra stock because someone refunded/returned/canceled so it's faster.>inb4 it's cheaper to produce all at onceMake a machine that doesn't have this issue. As stupid and clueless as it may be.
>>97342174Enjoy 6 month lead times on all purchases like their MTO runs
>>97342174So when the big ordering periods come in like Christmas you'll have an order backlog that lasts fucking years
>>97342173I would play sisters if they were full of cute dorks like that one
>>97342155Iron WarriorsNight LordsAlpha LegionWord BearersImperial FistsWhite ScarsRaven GuardFlesh TearersSons of MaliceMidas Masturbatorsand then finally Exodites.
>>97342206>Word Bearers>Imperial FistsDoes anyone like these?
>>97342000In an ideal world GW would try to salvage his reputation as a respectable Lord Commander but the way he's been treated by BL means he'll always be a joke like Abaddon.
>>97341810>after capitulationMost likely GW would be bought by some bigger cancer thenIf Warhammer went public domain though, it would just reach singularity with wargaming itselfThird party creators like Kromlech would cut the bullshit and just start producing outright nomal Warhammer minis3d stl makers already are like hydra which GW can't kill. All those who were scared away would come back and stop even bothering with making discount copies, instead making 1:1 versions nowNotHammers like One Page Rules would give up pretending and make their own 40k systems. There would be a lot of 40k games competing with each other.Other developers like Warlord or those Spaniards from Infinity would too get on the train and start producing 40k minis, at the cost of producing their own obviously.GW monopoly on Warhammers is the only thing holding them back. Without them it would be over for minor wargames. I think they should be glad it's still the case.
>>97342215I like the Word Bearers.
>>97342174You realize they spend months of production building up a supply and shipping it to various regions of the world before they open for sales and they STILL sell out within minutes? They cannot survive under a MTO business models where their production backlog stretches into years at a time.How would you even market or release new stuff like that, when you can't even promise to fulfil an order for over a year?
We all know GW prints stuff for their photos. Why not offer all old metal stuff as MTO 3d prints? It would cut Chang and Ivans customer base in half
>>97342215I like word bearers fists are boring
>he made an ms paint comichahaha no one's been talking about that for 20 minutes, rent free to the maximum
>>97342155Agents of Aeldari
>>97342237literally harlequins
>>97342161We call them SLAVecoins.
Hello friends.I'm trying to decide what color to make the skin be for the possessed and daemon prince of the Dixie Cup CSM. Any ideas?
>>97342231Hey! Drawing autistic shitposts takes time, okay?
>>97342250Black or brown. Red lips optional.
>>97342173I'm glad they made Templars and Sisters friends. When ABD was writing them he made them enemies who hate each other and only Celestine managed to cool things down but they were still enemies.
>>97341948>nothing breathes firenu uh, dragons do
>>97342155considering how popular the sisters are, I'm surprised they haven't really done a chaos variant, it be free dollars for them
>>97342155Renegades and Heretics. It's a kitchen sink faction that kan fit cultists, darkmech, traitor guard and whatever you feel like. We need more t3 factions
>>97342215i like the Fist but knowing GW they'll fuck them up or not make anything new with themthe only thing they'd likely do is give Tor Garadon a new model like Lysander and offscreen another chapter master
>>97342276there was 1 corrupted sisteronceit took slaanesh himself and several weeks of torment to corrupt her
>>97342155I don't want any more god damned factions, there's already too god damned many. I want a balanced and living edition that lasts longer than an american election cycle.
>>97342290part of living is growing anon
>>97342303I want to die.
>>97341711TQ: Clear out some of my pile of shame.In order:Kratos TankKnight AbominantAssault TerminatorsKrieg ArtilleryKrieg EngineersChaos TerminatorsForgefiendBoarding Action TerrainSkaventide BoxWe'll see if it gets done.
>>97342182I don't mind that, it's not a first necessity product. If I need to wait 6 months for bread, water or hygiene, it's fucked. When I need to wait 6 months for a fun item, I can wait.Do you really need everything right away?>>97342187If people know there is a wait time, maybe they can order their christmas gift in advance.>>97342224Maybe don't overextand your capabilities if you can't keep up?If I can only produce 100 of item X, then I should not try to sell it to 200 customers.That's the problem here: they want more than they can chew. That's not growth, that's problems piling up.
>>97342155I used to say Exodites but now I'm getting onboard with Darkmek. Fucked up body horror, pretty hot
>>97342174>Make a machine that doesn't have this issue.Oh word anon? Just do that then? Wow, where did you get your MBA, Super Harvard?
So I play Eldar got into the game about 2 years ago. With the next edition apparently coming out summer should I grab the intro box now or wait till later? I wanna mess around with having the box to paint some muhreens and nids but im in no rush. Do intro boxes plummet in cost near/as the next edition comes out or should I just drop the 90 bucks or whatever and grab it now? I only joined with this box out so I dont know the trend if the thing will lower in price or have a random last second spike or something.
>>97342221>NotHammers like One Page Rules would give up pretending and make their own 40k systems. There would be a lot of 40k games competing with each other.That would be so insanely awful. Love to go to the LGS for a game of Warhammer where every single person has a different ruleset they prefer, and oh boy there's one guy who uses the same set you use but it turns out he's actually using a different branch of that version made by some guy on Grok that doesn't mesh well with the homebrew changes you made to your version.So you have to drive another 20 minutes to get to the Warhammer store because they have a rule that everybody has to play the GW version, and even if it sucks you actually get to play a game instead of arguing about which version to play and then just going home.
>>97342337I can't believe people would just invent new things to make life easier. Like what? Out of necessity? Lol, lmao even.
>>97342324You're just gonna get more marines (iron warriors) with some dark mech cultist units and Perturabo will look like a woke Daemonculaba.
>>97341900>210 k*rwastan rubles for this shitReally?
>>97342343Grab it now. When the next edition comes out, people who still have the old boxes claim they are "collector's items" and the price goes through the roof.
>>97342371Poland is very prosperous now. We have a Popeyes.
>>97342363anon... genuinely, have you had head trauma?Do you really think you are the first person to think up the idea "make a machine that can produce plastic products at the quality of injection molding but with the flexibility of 3D printing?" You aren't. Other people have had that idea. Do you know what they did with that idea? They realized it can't be done.If you're convinced it's so easy, why don't you tell us your idea for how this machine would work? Just basic principles, you don't need to do a sketch
>>97342406>It's another episode of "if they don't do it it's because it can't be done"I don't argue with the retarded, illiterate or underage.
>>97342436>if they don't do it it's because it can't be donethis is literally true though
>>97342406Not him, but stupid idea. But wouldn't it be more flexible to have more of smaller injection molding machines? Since I assume that smaller machines are more easily reconfigured for different molds?
>>97342452>literally>is not literallyHere's what's actually happening in industries 99% of the time>Hey this doesn't work, we need to find a new way>too expensive, continue and find a work-around band-aid, we can't/won't justify the expenseI don't know how old you are, but if you're going through life thinking everything is the best it can be and is held back by technical constraints and not executives, then you need to wisen the fuck up.
>>97342471being too expensive also counts as a cant be done
>>97342492When executives say>too expensiveit doens't actually mean "too expensive", it means "we don't want to spend that much"last (you)
>>97342502>businesses should just spend more money because... they just should ok?listen I'm happy to call billionaires greedy as much as the next poorfag, but I'm not gonna expect them to spend more money than they have to for no reason
>>97342000No. I'm vetoing this.
Why is this box so expensive? It costs more than a CP.
>>97342000The Emperor's Children Codex should include Forgefiends, Predators, Vindicators, generic cultists, the generic CSM terminator Lord and Sorcerer, and a change to the rules to let any detachment take 50% of the points in deamons, while the daemonkin detachment can take up to 100%.These are all reasonable requests that necessitate no additional models, just better codex design.
>>97342263honestly the old "AND THERE IS ONLY HATE AND WAR AND ANGER AND SORROW AND--" is such an early 2000s goth way of writing.you need to sprinkle in a little bit of nice shit or the grit stops having an impact.
>>97342467The size of the machine isn't the issue, everything being made here is pretty small. It's the number of machines, the number of people to work them, and the energy and so on needed to run them.>>97342471I want a propeller beanie that actually lets me fly. If you say it can't be done, you will merely prove that you are a childish idiot.
>>97342550Why were Necrons the only ones to get 500 Worlds box.Bring back Boarding Patrols
>>97342550Already sold out everywhere. Why was it so cheap that the limited supply couldn't meet demand?
>>97341711I’m sick so my bloodbowl team and some marine characters are just gonna have to languish on my desk while I lay in bed. Zero hobby goal success today.Hopefully I’ll be better tomorrow and I can make some headway. I want to get my BB stuff done so I can stop being mocked by them sitting primed on my desk for another year.
>>97342573>I want a propeller beanie that actually lets me fly. If you say it can't be done, you will merely prove that you are a childish idiot."If I can't bend space and time it means what doesn't yet exist cannot exist as it would require bending space and time."Do you really think such a machine would bend the laws of space and time? Holy fallacy, batman
>>97342613Is that a half assed attempt at an actual shading gradient instead of blobby highlights? I didn’t know you were capable of it. Nice diversity hire marines as well. Maybe blogpost elsewhere fag.
>>97341929Eldar aren't that tall
>>97342613What Blood Bowl team are you painting?
>>97342635Sometimes they are
>>97342625Can you paint better than he does?
>>97342643Lizardmen. My scheme is yellow scales, tan/white belly, red and blue cloth/rope, and gold armour.
>>97342635Humans aren't 9ft tall on average either but sometimes you get giants that defy nature.
>>97342657>yellow and tan + goldshould've used bronze, would've given them some some nice contrast
>>97342635Be a lot cooler if they were.
I want tyranid warrior intercessors
>>97342550I already have all of those models. I think most necron players do. What is the point of this box?
>>97341711>TQFinish the freehand on this tank today. Got it mostly done, just need something for the rear door.
I'm trying to assemble imperial guards, do I need the tiny little snippers for their parts or should I just use an exactoknife to cut them out?
>>97342689It's for the other necron players who don'tor for the scalpers
>>97342697lovely work spoiled by the over the top edge highlighting that make it look like something out of tron
>>97342697Very cool
Why are the 500 Worlds dice getting scalped when Arks of Omen dice weren't? Who cares that much about dice?
>>97342755>Who cares that much about dice?Whales and Scalpers
>>97342755Scalpers are retarded, this isn't anything new.
>>97342550because whenever gw introduces a new naming scheme for bundle boxes it's a stealthy way for them to raise prices without incurring on the on-paper accusation of having risen costs of the same productsthey have done it between start collecting boxes and combat patrols and will do so again
>>97342701Adding onto that; are there spare parts in these? I see to make my Sergeant there's multiple head options
>>97342769Yeah but why didn't they care about the last campaign's dice?
>>97342689For new players or meta players who want to spam destroyers.
>>97342755Arks of Omens dice looked like shit.These actually look good as far as dice go.But I wouldn't even pay GW's prices for them, much less some scalping faggot's upcharge.
>>97342000>helmetless>jet intakes two and a half inches behind his headI guess that's one way to get a haircut.
Would a deldar Archon raise their trueborn children on a hive world? Just get a governor or something as a pawnNear infinte free suffering so the baby feeds itselfIncredibly hard for rivals to raidIf anyone asks why a teenager is running around hunting hivers it's just 'he/she's going through a phase'
>>97342697Where is the DOOR
>>97342839>Arks of Omens dice looked like shit.That's a tad hyperbolic.
>>97342853The Vashtorr dice looked like literal poop from a butt.
I'm planning on my Necron color scheme. I know for sure that I will have magenta energy, silver skeletons and metalic black armour. The question is, if I do the shoulders in a different color than the metalic black, maybe a metalic purple? Or will the black just work better?
>>97342867It's the "folds" alongside the color they used.But yeah, I agree. Pretty shitty looking.
>>97342867You may want to see a doctor about that. Soonish.
>>97341711Does playing really loud music make you taller?
>>97342899yes and it also makes you a baller
>>97341711I like orks :D
>>97342899No but injecting turbo steroids and getting modified by a homunculus trained chaos apothecary while railing concentrated warp juice does. Chaos marines are usually bigger and stronger than loyalists, but outside of the occasional long war veteran most of them are worse trained and equipped so they come out even.
>>97342899Shows that we need a primaris refresh so the models can be accurately sized.
>>97342912>>97342899What is the lore reason for Chaos Space Marines just being the same size as Primaris Space Marines?
>>97342920only manlets like the imperium
>>97342920>>97342908See.Give it a couple editions and CSM will be bigger once they’ve absorbed enough primaris traitors and they’ve had time to marinate in the eye of terror.
>>97342899Noisechads mog
>>97342905I like Tau :L
>>97342935They are wearing gay pumps tho
>>97342920Naturally just very big?Chaos crack/drugs?Blessing from the gods?Xeno AIDs?Genetic tampering?Got bone lengthening surgery from Fabius Bile?Take your pick really.
space marines, chaos space marines, grey knights, and custodes are all cringe because they're all sterile sexual eunuchs
>>97342870The black will work better.
>>97342311you don’t seem particularly intelligent.
>>97342959asexual*
>>97342959Good thing you can ignore the parts about the lore you don't like. It's what I do.
>>97341711>tqFinish painting ONE unit of lootaz. Depression is hell
>>97341711>TQpaint my collage entry
>>97342920Because primaris height is a meme made out of people taking model scale creep too literally.
>>97341897Numbnut, if you're done supporting the people solely responsible for piloting the franchise, just get out of the franchise. It's GW's setting, and if you can't handle what they do with it, it's time for you to get a life. Nobody has a gun to your head to hobby exclusively with 40k models.
>>97341723based
>>97342136>My guess is they are bottlenecked severely on productionOr, y'know, the global economy is fake and gay and no one actually knows if we'll be able to afford the bread and circus in the near future. If you perceive that their production isn't meeting demand, they show you that it still turns aggressive profit. When it comes to keeping the lights on, their model works. You want them to produce volume to overcome scalping to appease fickle nerds that are just as likely to chase the new shiny thing. You want them to fix what isn't broken.
>>97342303We've made the garden big enough. Growth also means making sure the plants already in the garden can thrive.
>>97341793So nomodels then :)
>>97342550>It costs more than a CP.It's the exact price of a CP in the US, they're charging $170 for it just like they do the Combat Patrols. It's barely a 30% discount anyways>Hexmark Destroyer - $39>Lokhust Heavy Destroyer - $39 * 2 (78)>3 Skorpekh Destroyers - $65>3 Ophydian Destroyers - $65 >Total - $247
>>97342935>orange and teal
>>97343019Damn chaos ships are rad
>>97343028You didn't even read the rest of that sentence, did you?
What did they mean with this?
What's a Red Corsairs Raider?
>>97343092the generic unit that's accompanying huron and his gang
>oneshoting your imperial knight
>>97342697Lovely as always
>>97343066>>orangeColorblindbro
>>97342697Edge highlighting looks awful. But I like this. Good worl, anon.
>>97342899>>97342920EC are all wearing lifts because they're faggy manlets
>>97342136>but hesitant to expand to quickly lest they be left holding the bag when popularity or the economy dips again.This is what happened to them once already after mesbg success during Lotr trilogy craze
>>97343126You can compare the noise marine's torso to other marines. Dudes are just huge.
>>97343103Doro needs to be nerfed. She is far too strong even at 3000pt games
>>97343062total nomodels fraud, gettem sister!
>another lamentranny meltdown
>another /v/ermin meltdown
>>97343090Small british company, please understand>perturaboGW was never elegant nor sophisticated about their marketing
>>97343156I just hope the rumors are true and we will get 40k Iron Warriors model and they will have shields :3
>>97343125>Edge highlighting looks awful.Can you post an example of good edge highlighting? Not being a dick just want to know what it should look like
>>97343103Holy Based
>>97343156>>97343164it's just a reference to the IW luring angron towards the enemy when he was uncontrollable
>>97343166I think he was saying in general he does not like edge highlights but he was admitting chaosanons look really good.
Feels like most people want their Eldar to be pretty space elves instead of interesting ugly aliens.
>>97343183I mean if they're pretty they can at least serve some purpose for our Marines, if they're ugly beasts then who gives a shit just genocide them.
>>97343183They're elves I'm not sure why you expect half assed attempts to turn elves into not elves to ever succeed. They're never escaping being elves in space and that's fine.
>>97343183Oh hi Elrond.
>>97343195Yvraine's height is so inconsistent. She should be one of the tallest Eldar in existence.
>>97343195Do Eldar engage in african ring neck stretching? They may be more woke than thought possible.
>>97343213Think the perspective is just scuffed in that cover.
>>97343195yeah thats all fake nonsense the grey white skin with black eyes and arms and legs twice as long as humans, its just some people have gotten into their heads that thats how warhammer elves should look. nobody who ever fell in love with eldar fell in love because of that shit
>>97343213So like the relative heights of the action figures?
>>97343227Yeah.
>>97343227>no 11 foot tall eldar gfWhy even live?
>>97343227>fan made figs
>>97343238You wouldn't know what to do with one if you had her
>>97343244>figs
>>97343254I would like to hold hands
>>97343261Not him, but they ARE action figures. You're not call them action miniatures, are you?
>>97343217>ring neck stretchingi thought that was a asian thing no?
>>97343227Damn they nerfed her head dress big timeYou don't fuck with an Eldar's hatgame.
>>97343293Asian/african/indian all did it.
>>97343254nta but let me show you queen.
>>97343077>angry blood angel noisesalso admech looks rad
>>97343238
>>97343327She needs bigger breasts
>>97343330and fatter pussy lips too
>>97343327>offmodel crapPic related is what would match GW's artistic intentions for her and what grogs want.
>>97343353Pretty gross anon
>>97343327Lorelet here, is it evel explained why humans and eldar are so similar in their build and looks?
>>97341918> local game store> discountsI wish. The two independent hobby stores both have GW on their shelves at full price, one that is a dedicated tabletop store too. It’s pretty fucking gay. I just buy from a dude in Toronto selling at CAD prices to USD buyers. He’s got better discounts than any 15% store, online or local.
>>97343372they were both made by the old ones and they have this humanoid frame as preferential basis for experiments
>>97343254I know the first thing I'd do
>>97343393>Citation needed
>>97343372It's a joke. Humans and Eldar find each other absolutely repulsive, despite being the two species who are most similar to the audience. In fact, it's to the point where Eldar consider orks and tau to be more attractive than humans. Eldar will canonically sleep with totally nonhumanoid xenos like giant snakes, but will never touch humans. It goes back to one of the founders' hatred of Aragorn/Arwen (based).
Holy shit an actual decent 40kg thread. Something feels off
>>97343408We love sexually objectifying Elvish women
>>97343385disco elysium style ?
>>97343322>>97343363fuck off
>>97343429sauce ?>>97343407>It goes back to one of the founders' hatred of Aragorn/Arwen (based).he was; in fact; not based
>>97343454Dude this art of dog water, post something else.
>>97343461Whoa relax with the hostilities babe.
>>97343393It's always been weird to me that the various races created by the old ones, who look like frogs and lizards, always look like normal humanoids, closer to the necrontyr and ctan.I know a fair amount of the design choices were made before that lore was developed and the real reason we have orks and humans and elves and dwarves and Egyptian skeletons is because 40k is actually just warhammer fantasy in space, but I've always found that weird little nugget of contradictory design curious. It would be a great plothole for a twist like a hidden ctan actually being the creator god or something and the old ones stole their work
>>97341711might do some more terminators
>>97343327damn, girlyman has good taste
>>97343322>>97343363>>97343477Kill yourself immediately decalnigger
>>97343513Lets keep the thread civil now
>>97341711>TQI just finished-ish a screamer killer and I'm almost happy with the color scheme but it's still too flat. I need to add darker dates and brighter brights to pump up the contrast, the carapace and sinew colors blend together too much at a distance, it doesn't pop enough
>>97343513you two should do a double suicide, it would help the thread a lot
>>97343519This is how eldar should look. Beautiful, imperious, kinda alien but not grossAll those artists who keep trying to push the creep factor and uncanny Valley to 11 are off base
>>97343544agreed, shes a 9/10 here.
>>97342904I wish I had a girl that looked good, I would call her.
Anyone got a scan of the May 2019 White Dwarf? Toss me it, plz.
>>97343618Nope
>>97343183There's nothing inherently interesting about being ugly
>>97343353>Headcanon
>>97341900Ask you local scene if they know a good recaster that shit is near identical these days for the price of plastic.
Anon from a few days ago, I finally started on one of the Chosen.I am terrible at taking photos but he's coming along.Need to finish his gun, finish his trim and then work on his head and base. Thinking I'll use a blue wash.
>>97343618https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1017424God bless Russia
>>97343778Why are Russians so good at stealing shit?
>>97343805nigeria with snow
>>97343805because they don't have to give a fuck about EU/NA copyright laws
>>97343805your president just kidnapped a world leader
>>97343821Not my president but I wish he was.
>>97343403all editions of warhammer fantasy, xenology, the great work
>>97343756I don't know if it's just the angle, but the legs look like he's doing some JoJo pose.
>>97343821>OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT...fuck off, Ivan
>>97343821A tyrant that everybody was calling to be ousted 4 years ago when their guy was in charge
>>97343505ctan only look humanoid because the necrontyr were humanoid and gave them humanoid bodies to inhabit slann using monkeys for experiments is not that different from us using mice, for example
>>97343821a man who was eating empanadas from his empanada drawer live on national TV while his people were starving.
How are the Space Wolves? Do they feel good to play? Thinking of starting an army and they seem really fun. The terminators are badass.
>>97343853>we did it for the peoplelmao
>>97343372Fish and whales have very similar body plans despite following totally different evolutionary paths because it's a design that's hydrodynamic and efficient.Humans and Eldar look the same because it's a body plan that works well to efficiently and (relatively) safely channel psychic energy in the materium.
>>97343853wasn't there a political standoff in america because 42 million people were faced with starvation due to food assistance being cut at the same time the president was building a giant golden palace attache to the white house
>>97343227IMAGINE
>There are people who seriously think squint-eyed fuck looks better than the plastic Angron miniLol?
>>97343894dunno ask /hhg/
>>97343853did he build a golden ballroom too?
>>97343889this is the most cringe shit imaginable I wish we could still gatekeep these retards
>>97343778>115gbMother of god lmfao Thanks anon, hope what I'm looking for is in there.>>97343629:(
>>97343856They are cool but 4chan hates them and there's also a really obnoxious nazifag here wiyh space wolves covered in 88 and ss decals who has Reinforced that by being a complete psychopath and posting hundreds of times a day derailing whole threadsAs an army they are basically space marines +, and notably have some really good special melee units, cheap and effective named melee characters, very cheap disposable wolf units, and special terminators with bonus stats. Also some really cool venerable dreadnoughts but weather those survive another edition or not is up in the air. Like most marines, they can run anything, melee, ranged, combined arms, vehicles, etc, it's a generalist army but the special wolf units lean more melee
>>97343907Shut up virgin. Interspecies erotica is where it's at.
>>97343894He looks like an Asian mid-nut.
>>97343913>Muh Nazis bad T_T :(Reddit is down the hall.
>>97343913You're a sleazebag anon, kys.
>>97343923Take your own advice and go back to /r/horusgalaxy election tourist>>97343929Blow your brains out immediately decalnigger
>>97343923>>97343929you need to go back
>>97343935>/r/horusgalaxyIts been removed by lgbtq enthusiasts over at reddit, we now hunker down on Facebook of all places.
>>97343913>>97343935Thanks for the info battle brother!
>>97343935>>97343939>>97343913You tell 'em xister!
>>97343950Cool, stay on Facebook then nigger>>97343952Don't lash out because your tourist status is so glaring
>>97343952uh oh tourist melty
>>97343956Nah I think I will stay here were I can freely discuss my thoughts on the direction of the hobby.
>>97343962You don't do that, you just bitch about not being allowed on the fridge
>>97343964That'll get you a ton of pussy, anon.
>>97343969thanks
>>97343968The fridge is becoming an afterthought on this general because of the politics and drama involved with it. You have hindered the board with your cherry picking.
>>97343914that's not erotica its embarassing teen "safehorny" slop
>>97343973>Low T energy
>>97343971Yeah that's your newest copeNotice how you're incapable of talking about the hobby like you claim to do
>>97343977II talk about it constantly here, on discord and on FB. Just because you have not friends and your choppelganger is Nurgle doesn't mean you have to take your anger out on me.
When are we getting Steel Legion?Heil Yarrick
>>97343873>>97343887>>97343901i state a genuinely funny fact and all of sudden im american't, im obviously german.
>>97343986LookYou still are incapable of doing it lmao
>>97343408well here you go, we're back on track
>>97343987Yarrick should come back as a corpse in a dreadnought but it's a deff dred
I cant stop prooonting cool bits for my templarsIt's too much fun
>>97343997Post them
>>97343990Fine let's discuss Leman Russ and his imminent return to the setting and what actions will bring his Wolf Time ascendance into play. I personally think it will be related to the doom of Ultramar and Leman will come back to rescue lil bro and bring a big surprise with him.
>that bikesovl
>>97344001your wishlist is not worth discussing, faggot
>>97344006See you're incapable of having a rational discussion here about anything Fenrisian related. Weird nomodel fucker.
>>97344005Old dreadnought really aged like a fine wine
>>97344005yeah rip Paul Sawyer
>>97344001He'll get a model with some unique rules and a shitty BL slop book. Nothing at all will change in the setting.
Who is the gayest chapter of Space marines? Slamcau for visibility
>>97344019He's a massive fan favorite and the second Primarch after Horus. Pretending like his return would not amplify the Imperiums power throughout the universe is silly and short sighted.
>>97344020I'll her carry them.
>>97344020Space wolves no doubt
>>97344020As a larger man myself, I pity her back.
>>97344020Dark angels, salamanders, space wolves, and ultramarines in that order.
>>97344026Guilliman is the primarch of 40ks poster boys and his return didn't change shit and neither will Russ if it ever happens. Keep coping.
>>97344026>Pretending like his return would not amplify the Imperiums powerLion came back and nothing came of it.
>>97344039Listen I play Blood Angels too but that is no reason the slander other brothers.
>>97343998the termies arms and head are proonted
>>97344020Imagine snuggling with your big blue beautiful wife in bed in blissful sleep dreaming about your life together and then she rips the biggest methane gas giant fart ever that snaps you out of sleep so hard you immediately enter fight or flight mode
>>97344020>>97344034
>>97344045Blangels are just trannies. They aren’t necessarily gay.
>>97344020Dark Angels, then all others, then White Scars.I love the White Scars, but they are extremely straight.
>>97344044>>97344040Brothers...I am talking about the number 2 found Primarch the one who causes Horus to begin to question things because of outright jealousy. The personal Executioner of the Emperor himself and the only Primarch the Emperor specifically spoke of as being incorruptible from a Chaos standpoint. His return will be nothing short of a biblical event.
>>97344020Blood Angels. They genuinely stand around in a circle and suck each other off.
I'll paint an Achilles Ridgerunner next, last one had lots of gaps between larger pieces. How do you make them fit? I was prying them but to no avail.I wish I could paint decently but it feels good to get stuff done.
>>97344073Hmm I don't remember that from the 30k timeline is that some new BLslop?
>>97344020black templar of course
>>97341900These new things are already in local stores? Or when they’re going to arrive?
>>97341711>TQMy immediate and hobby goal for the year is finishing this pile of resin.Currently weathering it with Dirty Down Rust, Streaking Grime is next.I also need to find a better way to make photos of this thing.
>>97344084BL slop but I'm not sure if Devastation of Baal counts as new at this point.
>>97344070>His return will be nothing short of a biblical eventNo, it won't be, Decalfag.
Please convince me not to. Yes I am starting a Sister of Battle army. Yes I already have some of their models. The price of this latelet set stings.
>>97341750It's a little weird that preorders are this month but we still don't know what will be available or have official pics of the models or anything.
>>97344107Don't name me to stir drama creep and yes it will be.
>>97344070Nope! It will be a huge nothingburger like with the other primarchs. You're free to cope by thinking your super special furfag is different though!
>>97344070>the only Primarch the Emperor specifically spoke of as being incorruptible from a Chaos standpoint.source ?also the biblical event already happened; that was guilliman waking up; lion was a bunch of nothing and amounted for jack shit for all of 10th and probably even through the edition campaign books
>>97344120I guess time will tell, when he's release and the whole hobby shakes from his thunderous return you can harken back to this moment bitch.
>>97344115Have you finished building the others yetBut yes its a good box
>>97344126 ‘Russ still plans to fight Horus eye to eye,’ said Malcador. ‘He sends my Knights to guide his blade and no words of mine can sway him from his course.’You think he should not fight Horus?‘Russ is your executioner,’ said Malcador tactfully. ‘But his axe falls a little too readily these days. Magnus felt it, now Horus will feel it.’Two rebel angels. His axe falls on those deserving its smile.‘And what happens when Russ takes it upon himself to decide who is loyal and who deserves execution?’Russ is true-hearted, one of the few I know will never fall.‘You suspect others may prove false?’To my eternal regret, I do. From the Vengeful Spirit
>>97344133No I haven't but if I don't get it now I never will as it's a made to order old monopose set. I don't have the old Combat Patrol. I waited till the last day but now when it's almost gone...
>>97344115>shitty incomplete units>tons of duplicate models, take a close look>massively overpriced>unique sculpts but are they actually better than the regular kits or unique enough to be worth it? Not reallyIt's a fucking ripoff, anon and you know it.