Every once in a while there's a thread popping up about how badass and stronger 40k's setting is, but big time professional question ironically raised by an autistic friend of mine at the pub yesterday:Could the Imperium sucessfully afford to invade and take over Kirby's planet?
>>97368786No, Kirby solos 40k, just like he would beat the Daleks, a flumph, Pandorym, Jasper Stone, Darkseid with the anti-life equation, Thanos with the infinity Gauntlet, Batman with prep time, Squirrel Girl, Popeye, Carmen Sandiego, Unicron and Primus, Gunbuster, Demonbane, Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Eva unit 01 at 400% sync, the Incubators, the Q Continuum, Skynet, the Galactic Empire, Godzilla, Azathoth, every SCP, One Punch Man, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Joyboy, Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara et cetera, the Saiyans, the Kryptonians, the Xenomorphs, the Flood, the X Parasites, the Combine, Yukari Yakumo, the Shrike, the Culture, the Chtorr, the Photino birds, God Emperor Leto II Atreides, the One Ring, Power-man, and Mr. Rogers.
>>97368794Kirby would NEVER fight Mr. Rogers! It's entirely un-neighborly!
>>97368786What the fuck does this have to do with D&D?
>>97368786Space Marines couldn't even take on Monster Hunter. 40K is absolutely bitchmade desu. They're the dekufrauds of scifi powerscaling conversations: only able to take on street tier settings.
>>97368786>Could the Imperium sucessfully afford to invade and take over Kirby's planet?A random butterfly turned out to be the Grim Reaper. Kirby's friends from Rick the Hamster to King DDD took out a primordial lifeform easily comparable to the Chaos Gods (I do not know the exact power scaling here since the Chaos Gods can just come back as long as their respective concept exists, but so does Void.)I wouldn't try the Exterminatus either, because John Carpenter's The Thing (furry mode) tried to crash a planet into Pop Star and got turned into roadkill about thirty seconds later.
>>97368786No faction in 40k can even beat Star Wars, let alone Kirby.
>>97368786Kirby’s official height is 8 inches tall. He struggles to eat basic waddle dees that are too tall much less a space marine. I know everyone here is sucking him/her off but I just don’t see it. If it was Smash bros kirby who’s a normal height then kirby would win.
>>97369816Kirby can eat metaphysical concepts like health bars.
>>97369816His height is generally variable depending on what the games need so let's keep it going by Samus' height
