Every once in a while there's a thread popping up about how badass and stronger 40k's setting is, but big time professional question ironically raised by an autistic friend of mine at the pub yesterday:Could the Imperium sucessfully afford to invade and take over Kirby's planet?
>>97368786No, Kirby solos 40k, just like he would beat the Daleks, a flumph, Pandorym, Jasper Stone, Darkseid with the anti-life equation, Thanos with the infinity Gauntlet, Batman with prep time, Squirrel Girl, Popeye, Carmen Sandiego, Unicron and Primus, Gunbuster, Demonbane, Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Eva unit 01 at 400% sync, the Incubators, the Q Continuum, Skynet, the Galactic Empire, Godzilla, Azathoth, every SCP, One Punch Man, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Joyboy, Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara et cetera, the Saiyans, the Kryptonians, the Xenomorphs, the Flood, the X Parasites, the Combine, Yukari Yakumo, the Shrike, the Culture, the Chtorr, the Photino birds, God Emperor Leto II Atreides, the One Ring, Power-man, and Mr. Rogers.
>>97368794Kirby would NEVER fight Mr. Rogers! It's entirely un-neighborly!
>>97368786What the fuck does this have to do with D&D?
>>97368786Space Marines couldn't even take on Monster Hunter. 40K is absolutely bitchmade desu. They're the dekufrauds of scifi powerscaling conversations: only able to take on street tier settings.
>>97368786>Could the Imperium sucessfully afford to invade and take over Kirby's planet?A random butterfly turned out to be the Grim Reaper. Kirby's friends from Rick the Hamster to King DDD took out a primordial lifeform easily comparable to the Chaos Gods (I do not know the exact power scaling here since the Chaos Gods can just come back as long as their respective concept exists, but so does Void.)I wouldn't try the Exterminatus either, because John Carpenter's The Thing (furry mode) tried to crash a planet into Pop Star and got turned into roadkill about thirty seconds later.
>>97368786No faction in 40k can even beat Star Wars, let alone Kirby.
>>97368786Kirby’s official height is 8 inches tall. He struggles to eat basic waddle dees that are too tall much less a space marine. I know everyone here is sucking him/her off but I just don’t see it. If it was Smash bros kirby who’s a normal height then kirby would win.
>>97369816Kirby can eat metaphysical concepts like health bars.
>>97369816His height is generally variable depending on what the games need so let's keep it going by Samus' height
>>97369858His height in smash is about 3 feet, a little under a meter to the bongs. I think he'd win if he was 3 feet and could suck of spess mahreens etc.>>97369838Only sometimes.
>>97368794You forgot Anshinin, Featherine, Shurouga sin and Ideon.>>97368814He would if Rogers stole his cake (or if Dedede did and blamed Rogers).>>97369816He can eat larger enemies, shit, he could effortlessly gobble up a truck. Maybe Waddle-dees are just way stronger than you give them credit for.I think most of what limits his ability to eat things up is his motivation and/or popstar and adjacent realities having weird physics, where a soda machine can blow up walls of metal by shooting cans where volcanic fire can't do the same. He can, for instance, summon at will, a star to go way over Sonic's speed, if threatened. He just doesn't go around on 100% all the time because his games are easy, so any average Kirby game is just him taking a stroll with his friends to find out why the poyo his house blew up again.Also, smash kirby may as well be canon kirby, as far as powerlevels go, since Sakurai is respnsible. That means he can effortlessly swallow demiurge-killing entities like P5's Joker (though I do understand his durability is largely inconsistent).
>>97368786>how badass and stronger 40k's setting isIt isn't. Ignoring plot armour and warp shit that does whatever the fuck an author wants at the time, 40k is shit. They still use firearm designs that are already over a century old, which are just as viable as the guard's mainstay weapon.The few exceptions are ancient relics, human or otherwise.
>>97368786There are some pretty good resources out therehttps://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Dante_on_Discord/Warhammer_Cosmology_blog
