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What kind of tampons do you think they have in the Golden Throne palace complex on Terra in Warhammer 40k?
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>>97388914
i don't imagine custodes menstruate anon their augmentations would almost certainly make them anovulatory
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You fellas think male bananas can suffer from testicular torsion?
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you dont know much about female biology, do you?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqXTLfkTH8s
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>>97388933
Yes. It's their only weakness.
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>>97388937
>Soigoi smugly chuckling in order to mask his seething.
Reminds me of the old times. That grifting fuck's video about how "muh imperium is totally heroic and represents da western civilization and space marines are stand ins for white masculity" is the most embarassing missrepresentation of the setting to come out from the fucking retard right politics grifters trying to co-opt 40k into their culture war bs.
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>>97389088
the imperium is heroic despite its flaws, and space marines are a masculine ideal.
"muh no good guys" only gets used when GW is afraid of irl politics
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i dont hate femstodes because women are supersoldiers, in a scifi setting. i dont hate femstodes because gw made a "change" to the setting; i remember the days of adarki aeldari.

no, i hate -how- they did it. and i cant forget that. "there have always been" my dick. if they had done it well, then i could accept it. if, say, there was a piece of fiction, where someone shows suprise to learn that a custodian is female, then move from there, that be one thing. but trying to piss on us and covince us its golden rain? thats just heretical.

oh, and the one vent in the back, because womens sholders arnt broad enough for two vents, just says it fuckin all.

FUCK THE AMAZON SHOW!
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>>97389088
What's embarassing is that you think a lolbert is right wing.
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>>97388914
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>>97389088
Sorry you unironically identify with the primordial annihilator, anon. I'm sure your lengthy caption depicting the object of your ire as the Machiavellian master of his empire who got to where he is through hard work, determination and an unwavering code of honor is positively scathing.
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>>97389352
i identify with tyranids actually
>hungry animal that just wants to eat
how is this evil? are lions evil?
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>>97389273
>masculine ideal
>asexual and impotent
That's a nice theory you got there. Would be a shame if something virginned to it...
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>>97389289
>if they had done it well, then i could accept it.
Well, to your credit, you probably do really believe that. But trust me, or any other adult in the room, it's quiet clear that, no, there was no way they could have done it that you'd accept. The shared outrage is just too sweet to you. It gives you a sense of belonging, a shared purpose, a shared enemy. Exactly what the little ball of teenage anxiety that passes for your soul craves. And the outrage has to feel justified, and so you convince yourself that had the peer-approved-target only done this or that you totally wouldn't shit on them, for sure.
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>>97389443
they're the masculine ideal of the warrior, not the father.
The Primarchs, who have millions of "sons," are a failed ideal of the father.
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>>97389289
>no, i hate -how- they did it. and i cant forget that. "there have always been" my dick
Horseshit, from the most autistic and media-illiterate.

>What they said
picrel
>What they meant
"We have decided to deem it canon that there have always females Custodians, since the founding of that fictional faction. We will not be treating this as a newly emergent part of the fictional universe's storyline (as we did with Primaris marines). We are doing this because of a combination of factors, which include 1) the relative lack of previous sources or in-universe rules firmly establishing the Custodes as male-only, 2) longstanding internal writing discussions that sought to canonize female Custodians but could not due to preexisting external miniature design pressure, and 3) the ease and logic of doing it this way versus writing it into the storyline as a new event."
>What you heard
"Ever since day one of the creation of this fictional faction ALL internal writers and designers DELIBERATELY imagined and intended for there to be female Custodians in the universe. Ha ha ha. This has always been understood inside the company among the creatives who produce the work. Ha ha ha. It was not a secret withheld from the public, and the lore materials you may be familiar with never said it wasn't the case. Ha ha ha. There are no contradictions here. Ha ha ha. If you read the lore and weren't able to decipher that female Custodians were always a deliberately intended and recognized part of the fictional universe's lore, that is YOUR mistake of interpretation and understanding. Ha ha ha. We are calling into question your personal ability to parse writing. (You), specifically, were wrong. (You), specifically, made interpretive errors. (You), specifically, are a bad understand of The Word. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha."
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>>97389502
You sound insufferable.
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>>97388937
>snarkily shitting on galatus "cuz armor is advanced enough for no one to need a shield"
I hate grifter/tourists/normies so much it's surreal. big E bless global speed controller extension.
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>>97388914
she cute
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>>97389751
It do be like that, Mr. Commissar.
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>>97389352
I'm an eldarchad actually. Lesser races begone from rightful eldar clay.
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>>97389317
Soigoi is a some sort of retarded "post liberal" these days.
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>>97389751
The most beautiful custode, btw.
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>>97389803
>10% foreigners in my country is perfectly fine
>I'm not a liberal though, I'm as far right as they come
Hats off for the gatekeeping being this brazen in 2026.
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>>97389870
brought to you by the same people that said Goylie Kirk was alt-right
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>>97389352
Ork player here.

No women whatsoever. Peak masculinity.
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I hate the narrow chests and bare legs.



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