Bird lady waifu Edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous thread:>>97394885>Thread Question(s):Design a unit to soup together two factions!
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Would you be better with women space marine if it's an entirely different army and done differently?Have bunch of worlds go independent and making them by stealing the knowledge, and they are not as picky as the real ones and take from all genders or bypass traditions. it be an easy way to have them in. And the regular ones are unaffected by this.It be lazy but maybe more respectful to the lore to do this, if they really want that to happen.If they did that, would you be less against it?
>>97398324shut the fuck up already you fucking sperg holy shit
>>97398324Yeah my idea is like an all female army in power armor but the twist is that they're just regular humans indoctrinated and trained by the ecclesiarchy
>>97398241>Sand schizo?An anon on /wip/ who lives on a plane of existence where sand doesn't exist and has to have his distant family send him sand samples in the mail
So do we know what's what?
>>97398133>>97398141wait is this the killteam thats supposed to come out? I havent seen any announcements about it yet.
>>97398324>Have bunch of worlds go independent and making them by stealing the knowledge, and they are not as picky...This all sounds very daft and paints you as a newbie/tourist. There's a much easier and simpler way to do this - there are still two unknown primarchs/legions, one of them shows up and wow it was the big E's scientific experiment in making the marinification process work on women, and it was successful. But talking about this stuff is daft, just pure theorycrafting bs. If they decide to do femarines they'll do it, no point stirring up the local chud populace by continuing to talk about things that may never happen.
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>>97398349https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/qvxeezrk/sunday-preview-fell-hunters-and-faithful-wardens-clash-in-kill-team/
>>97398367Fuck I was at my lgs just yesterday. I need to tell my mates to order me a box of this.
>>973983481 is a grabby bit, 2 looks like a flamey bit, 3's definitely a hammer, I'm 99.9% sure 4's a pauldron, 5 looks like exhaust pipes but I could be wrong, 6 and 7 are grabby bits for sure, and 8 looks like a foot.
>>97398375godspeed anon
They have to get rid of all the -1damage bullshit in 11th ed, its just fucking insane.I played against a "meta" Emperors Children list and it had 3 fucking winged princes.Fuckers had 14 move, fly, advanced charge and to top it off innate tank shock. I knew they were the rushdown army but no one said they had innate -1 damage received what the fuck. Thats three dudes zipping around taking multiple units to focus on. If you dont bring D6 damage units then you might as well concedeHow on Earth did GW think they used to be balanced when they costs 180pts. They now cost 215 and are still the mainstay
>>97398395sorry the 4 playtesters didn't catch it since they could only play 1 game a week
Just got the intro set with the infernus marines and termagants. Does anyone have paint brand recommendations that aren't Citadel? Not gonna use most of the ones in the box bc I'd do a Salamanders army if I continued to get SM at all. Also I'm an absolute retard when it comes to this type of hobby so any extra gear/tools that you guys can point me towards wiuld be much appreciated.
>>97398403Two Thin Coats, AK, ProAcryl and Vallejo are generally considered the best hobby paints. Avoid Army Painter except for their washes.
>>97398395The real problem is just how fast everything has gotten. Fucking 10"+ move profiles are goddamn everywhere. Half the Armies have basic troops that can move 8" and advance in charge is a dime a dozen. The shrinking board size and super dense terrain certainly doesn't help anything either.
>>97398395>Thats three dudes zipping around taking multiple units to focus on. If you dont bring D6 damage units then you might as well concedeDon't you generally have to bring anti-tank/tanks to every standard game?
>>97398414nuVallejo is dogshit as well
>>97398395Anon they can barely kill a trukk, just send some snaggas or breaka boyz in. Tankbustas could work too
>>97398419True enough, but the speed and size of a demon Prince means that they can come from full cover to on top of you in no time flat before you get a chance to react. There's also the pervasive problem that there is a lot more anti-vehicle stuff than there is anti-monster stuff which makes them a weird type for some armies to counter.
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
>>97398414>Avoid Army Painter except for their washes.Nah, their new Fanatic line is just as good as any of the others. Vallejo's new formula is trash. Two thin coats and Pro Acryl are just as overpriced as GW (where I am anyway).
>>97398435Love the bright colours and general scheme but them boyz are way too clean. Get some washes on them
>>97398403The new army painter fanatic is really nice, I've enjoyed every colour I've tried from the line. They also come in really decently priced bundles
>TFW you army only has one Elite option and they kind of suck so you just have to run loads of chaff and win on body blocking and point denial
>>97398449>erm pretty nice but you should've painted them the way I like!Nta but they look great, it seems like you're likely just not used to seeing brighter colours used on orks that aren't flooded with nuln and agrax
>>97398414>Two Thin CoatsI bought that recent release. I want to use them but I also don't want to have a couple guys that have a slightly different look from the rest of my army
>>97398462Someone took that a little personally. Didn't realise orks were so into gear maintenance and staying away from mud and blood
>>97398464Nobody will notice but you
>>97398414AP fanatics are fantasticvallejo's nu game formula is fucking dogshit
>>97398471I'm the only person that matters in this scenario though.
>>97398468>erm u mad?>you wouldn't be mad if you painted them the way I like!Imagine doubling down on this retarded tourist take lmfao
>>97398324>Would you be better with women space marine if it's an entirely different army and done differently?We have that. It's called the Sisters of Battle.
>>97398481Okay sperg, keep being mad
>>97398403My palette:95% AK paints with a few Citadel paints (Rinox Hide, Mournfang Brown, Wraithbone, Ushabti Bone...)Citadel shades and some of their contrast paints.Vallejo Metal Colors.
>>97398395>bring d6 dam weapons>fuck all shots>what little gets through bounces of the mandatory 4+ invulwhats even the point of big guns having big AP when every hard to kill thing ignores it anyway?
>>97398491>calling others spergs>okay but you have to paint your models like thisnta but practice a little self awareness
>>97398496yeah it sucks that big guns aren't even more guaranteed kills than they already are. rerolling 2+ to hit just isn't good enough.
I unironically like those, terminators don't look "that" big really.
>>97398509I never said anyone had to do anything. I gave a suggestion for something that would help make the dudes look more "realistic", whether anon takes the feedback is on them and I really don't care, but (you) had to jump in crying about how I'm apparently putting a gun to their head forcing them to hobby a certain way. Ease up, turbo tard
What would be GW's emergency new army if they start to lose money?One that would be an instant money maker.
>>97398521roblox lookin bitches
>>97398530I'm not the anon you were baiting I already told you. >>97398449>Get some washes on them.>I never said anyone had to do anythingBut you did.
>>97398542Warhammer 40k End Times
>>97398542Space Marines volume 6
>>97398307It's in progress.
>>97398348I want to say peter turbo is finally coming out of hiding, but it could be a new demon engine.
>>97398562god I fucking love the exorcist so much
>>97398542>new armylolthe panic button is first born refresh
>>97398564Peter is definitely coming because Primarchs sell boxes
>>97398395>Introduction of damage weapons from earlier editons>Movement creep>Toughness creep>negative damagers on everything>No points for wargearCant wait for 11th ed to get raped
>>97398562are you the anon who actually followed the guide to paint female faces? they look great
>>97398554I get autists have a hard time with taking everything so literally, but nobody has to listen to everything said on the internet, it's still just a suggestion. Anyway, if the lore of your ork dudes is that they repaint over battle damage, you do you
>>97398566It's such a beautiful model. I have a plastic one too and both are great in their own ways
>>97398348Obliterator, Defiled, Perturabo.
>>97398579>both are great in their own waysCurious since I've never compared the two, what are the differences, what's the best thing about each?
>>97398571No he's not. Its an IW upgrade kit like the NL one but with refresh daemon engines and maulers
>>97398542they would just start mass releasing all remaining primarchs dead or alive in desperationalso legion of the damned
>>97398575Yes that's me and thank you!The proonted Not!junith head is definitely putting in work but the guide has helped me a lot in seeing where the highlights need to be as well as changing my use of colours
>>97398591NL are irrelevant because their primarch is dead, sorryIW and Peter are coming and they will become best friends with GW's new favourite character Vashtorr
>>97398542The move when they are hemorrhaging money is to burn old players that have stopped buying kits and try to court new players that have never bought into the game before. And the only way to do that is completely remake Space Marines again to chase current trends. Probably on a Marines v Marines box with another Chaos rework on the other side or something like a new army like Codex Word Bearers or Night Lords or something.Of course, they don't need to go that far while they still have the "release a new primarch" button
>>97398574Don't forget the wound creep. I'm starting to miss the days of armor facings and a lascannon being able to one-shot a rhino or even a leman russ
>>97398542>What would be GW's emergency new army if they start to lose money?Primaris Space Marines.
>>97398599>they will become best friends with GW's new favourite character VashtorrVashtorr and Peter turbo are already said to be at odds and rivals
>>97398414>>97398442>>97398453>>97398473God bless, thanks for the tips
>>97398576Once again you're calling others autists and having a multiple post meltdown because somebody rightfully told you to fuck off after you claimed someone was painting wrong. Here's your last (you) since you're clearly incapable of understanding why people think you're a fag and will just go on about this forever. You're likely going to respond to this post with some version of >lol u mad
>>97398542>>97398568They skipped Mk9 power armor when they made primaris, so that's pretty much it. It was totally there the entire time!
>>97398619and the custodes were said to be a band of brotherswhat's your point
>>97398419Well he didn't and I got fucking tabled. Looking at EC lists they either have 1 mauler fiend or none at all
>>97398625Custodes got an animation with a woman custodian years ahead of the minis so we knew it was coming. Every mention of vashtorr and Perturabo has them being at odds and not mates
>>97398623>>97398576>you do you>>97398530>whether anon takes the feedback is on them and I really don't careYes sure, such a meltdown. I'll have to be more like you, the one showing such temperance and class and definitely not jumping down someone's throat for a basic suggestion
>>97398521The top part is ok, but the bottom is atrocious and fucking ridiculous
>>97398564I miss DoW sync kills. Hopefully 4 has some good ones.
>>97398441Cheezed to meat you
>>97398644I wish Soulstorm was good
>>97398654Surely by now there's a mod that improves it to be more usable, right?
>>97398589I love the ornate extra armour panels on the old one, they are really beautiful and bulk out the model. I also love the passion in the sisters expression, it's just so well sculpted. It's covered in skulls and purity seals and art the whole way round, it feels holy and loved and used. The new one has a beautiful organ (other than the trumpets) and the head of the sister is absolutely ridiculous in a perfect way but really lacks the religious ecstacy in the movement and pose. I like the enclosed pipes of the organs, they feel more protected. All the new vehicles feel like moving shrines and I like them.It's wild they still use the same base rhino even now
>>97398580Eldar artists are something fucking else man.
>>97398644I am glad to see you hopeful for DoW4. I just can't have hope for it. 3 was a trainwreck and rts games are a niche or dead genre depending on who you talk to so 5 will have problems or growing pains regardless.I want it to be good enough so I can have a new game to co-op with my friends and brothers instead of retreading old games. I love the time with them, but we all could use something different
>>97398663Honestly the two I installed to reduce (not remove) fog and allow you to scroll out further made it playable
>>973986724 isn't being done by the 3 guys
>>97398672I have more hope for Total War than DoW4. AdMech as a launch faction was a poor choice, bad as it is to say.
>>97398449FUCK! YOU! BITCH!
>>97398672This >>97398675There are reasons to worry about DoW4 but comparing it to 3 is silly when they're entirely different dev studios. The devs for 4 made Iron Harvest, which has bad reviews for being too basic/simple but shows they have a love for old school RTS design. Hopefully they can polish things up for DoW4.
>>97398668Because most of them are women and/or horny.
Someone explain the meme to me.
>>97398395sex with lalas
>>97398700dunno ask r/grimdank
>>97398700it means ur a faggot
>>97398678Ad Mech is probably in the top 5 favorite factions based on online noise. Leaving Chaos out feels wrong though.>>97398695And Iron Harvest is their only game of note. Ideally they will do a good job, but I choose to take a neutral although somewhat negative stance because people go too hype too hard.
>>97398726didn't they leave chaos out of total war too
>>97398435Those are boyz?! What you kitbash them with to make the look like this?
>>97398697I'm not sure if horny adequately describes how I feel about Eldar. It feels too dirty and mundane.
Interdasting.
>>97398726>people go too hype too hardThat's fair and understandable. Personally I'm the opposite, cautiously optimistic just because I'm typically a more positive person. But last time I held faith in a potentially dodgy warhams vidya I was burned (Necromunda, what a flop...) so I'm being extra careful with this one and waiting for it to be out and reviewed properly.>>97398735Day 1 DLC, preorder bonus. I agree that leaving chaos out feels weird, was a big outrage for TW too.
>>97398752>Wow my addon used to dislike videos shows other people that have the addon! What a revelation!I don't like it either but that addon is a retarded metric, anon.
>>97398752who cares? 95% of the people who complain about femstodes are gonna keep consooming GW products.
>>97398735They bait and switched chaos in total war old world, free dlc with pre-order, but first dlc otherwise>>97398757I respect that and understand where you are coming from. I'm at a point where I just refuse to pre-order anything and will check the dev history before buying a game during year 1 of it's release.
>>9739878295% of the people complaining about femstodes have never painted a single model lmao
>Peterturbo coming back >Lion is just now going to reunite with Gorillaman after years of nothing How many times is GW going to keep bring back Primarchs just to do fuck all with them?
>>97398782100% of the people complaining don't even play the game
>>97398808I don't think you really understand the setting
>>97398807>please ignore all the custodes Anons with painted custodes from the last 2 threads
>>97398348It’s all chaosfaggot nonsense.Happy for IW bros though
Why do people keep pushing the narrative here that people don't like Femstodes. I'm not a "woke libtard" and I think they are cool, and I think ADB should be explode immediately.I will say, I am not a Custodes player so it's not my faction. But I think the veteran female head sculpt looks really good, which is rare for 40k female head sculpts in general.Has anyone ever found it odd that all other factions are multiculti as fuck, but Custodes are always painted white in official GW schemes? Are terrans canonically white in current 40k lore?
>>97398833You need to go back
>>97398348The Defiler claw being so short and leg-like has me worried it's going to be some shit like a chaosified dunecrawler
>>97398833I see custodians being mostly mediterranean looking. Space roman patrician super soldiers for the Space Roman empire with a few civilised barbarians from the empires rim who earnt their place. Like the german woman custodian women from the animation.
>>97398833who cares you race obsessed faggot
I simply don't care.
>>97398854I thought the same thing, I'm Italian and thought it was cool she looked really Italian to me.
>>97398833You own no models and suck cock by choice.
>>97398752We've been over this. Sloptubers are sending their viewerbases to raid the likes and dislikes, whereas the people who like them are perfectly fine interacting with the video once.
blue pill: female custodes shouldn't be in the gamered pill: custodes shouldn't be in the game
>4 major chaos gods>Red, Green, Blue, Pink>4 minor chaos gods>Yellow (Vashtorr), ?, ? ,? So if GW does make 8 chaos gods what will their gods colour be?
>>97398833I honestly think it's a little insulting to think the emperor wasn't successfully working on female marines. Like it's a bit of insult to think he could only make it work for males.>but Custodes are always painted white in official GW schemes?Ah, this is a bait post isn't it.
>>97398880Malal will be orange
>>97398880Can you delete your post and try again with something more interesting?
I want to play corsairs, but I’m worried they’re gonna get forgotten immediately. Also the fact that there’s no generic HQ I can attach to them makes creating /mydudes/ kinda hard. Should I jump on them, or is it a trap?
>>97398826You mean that guy with the basecoated warden and edgecoc pink tufts, the guy who doesn't know how spraypaint works, and the one anon who actually has an army but had already planned to not buy them due to owning 2kpts of them already? Oh jeez, what valuable hobbyists
>>97398888Nigga couldn't successfully remove the nails from angron's head. It's hardly insulting at all
>>97398833From what i've seen people hate Femstodes mainly due to GW introducing them via gaslighting and pretending they always existed instead of just saying "yes, they are new to the lore and we added them for variety" or some shit like that. The reception would've still been shit but at least it would've been less scummy then just lying that femstodes always existed, it pisses people off when you treat them like that. Plus it's not even an interesting lore change. Femstodes are exactly the same as the males with no real physical differences, no personality or worldview clashing, and they act exactly the same. It added nothing to the faction other then now slightly more women die in the setting because the Bumstodes are useless jobbers.
>>97398901moving the goalposts
Does anyone actually care about the female custodes debacle?
>>97398901>what valuable hobbyistsBetter than (You)>>97398915(You) apparently
This general is gonna be annoying as shit for a few weeks, huh?
>>97398914>1 guy with an army who was never going to buy them>1 guy who has painted one model>1 guy who has spray painted one model>these are true custodes fans
>>97398903Tbh I take everything from the HH series with a grain of salt. It should've been left in the dark, rather than getting a host of writers of varying writing ability to butcher it.
>>97398899Kitbash your own Corsair lord and name him whatever you want, then use Yriel's datasheet for the crunch. This was always the point of including epic heroes datasheets all the way back in 3E.
>>97398930As opposed to?
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97398930>weeksIt was like 3 months last time
>>97398915Considering the shit storm all over the community on every platform right now...maybe. I like watching fandom drama since I don't care about either side because I'm not an Imperiumfag
>>97398945more like fart smelldar
>>97398930It took a while until it came good last time, at least a few months. Just see it as an opportunity to paint or do something else than browsing here for the time being
>>97398899As the other anon said, just make your own Corsair cap’n and use Yriel’s rules.
>>97398952Same here, ive only been a xenos enthusiast ever since I got into the hobby so I dont really have a dog in this fight
>>97398952People in the hobby don't care. Terminally online culture warriors are stirring.
>>97398931The anon you posted has posted more than onealso still moving the goalposts
>>97398930Yeah. I've seen them twist themselves in knots to be outraged about the small retcon.I skimmed Archs channel and he says in all seriouness>Custodes ARE space marines (I think he thinks they have gene seed?)>Custodes are NOT bespoke from the ground up gene/bio-alchemy but are the same mass produced beings as space marines>Space marines are power armoured and bio-enhanced like custodes and therefore they are identical beingsone just gets gold armour I guess? Their first priority is the culture war and 40k is just their newest tool for that agenda
>>97398913>It added nothing to the faction other then now slightly more women die in the setting because the Bumstodes are useless jobbers.Yea, its pretty much purely an aesthetic change. I think it comes down to how much you absolutely seethe about women desu, which is wierd because 40k has always had a ton of women characters who didnt function any differently from the men in elite groups like the tempestus scions or inquisition. Some of the responses here are literally just having a melty because girls are annoying whores IRL and they are projecting that onto 40k.
>>97398930It's been a year since Decalfag and his boyfriend started fighting so let's not pretend you aren't a tourist from /v/, here.
>>97398955>Just see it as an opportunity to paintGood idea.See you all in a few months.
>>97398962>moving goalpostsowning one model doesn't make you a primary
Every atom within me reverberates with adoration for my titanic, hyper-scarlet spouse, she who bears the awe-evoking title Magnus the Red.
>>97398968It makes one more of a primary than a nomodels discord tranny
>>97398901>tfw didn't make the list
unironically thinking of making an all female cuckstodes army now due to all the complaining to filter any irl culture warriors....what are some must have models for a 2k army ? not baiting completely serious btw...
>>97398975>nomodels discord trannyyou mean the faggots astroturfing outrage over cuckstodes?
>>97398962Can you play warhammer 40k with 2 custodes models and nothing else? If you don't havr enough to play a game, and you only have two of the models only basecoated then it doesn't really sound like you're a custodes fan
>>97398979They didn't get a single win in the latest GW tournament. So, it doesn't really matter what you field, it is all fucking trash. Which is kind of a blessing since now you can pick whatever you like :)
>>97398987If the game was lore accurate, you should be able to.
>>97398968>>97398987goalposts still movedalso i've been watching the past threads, literally none of the femstodes supporters have posted their own custodes army, meanwhile an anon has posted their army, another anon has posted at least 3 models, another anon has posted one
>>97398964>>Custodes ARE space marines (I think he thinks they have gene seed?)>>Custodes are NOT bespoke from the ground up gene/bio-alchemy but are the same mass produced beings as space marines>>Space marines are power armoured and bio-enhanced like custodes and therefore they are identical beingsI've seen this a lot from the seething rightoids. They don't even know 40k well enough to know that they aren't space marines.
>>97398979Was thinking the exact same thing. Personally I'm looking at taking max custodian wardens, and venatari to maximize the amount of girls on the table.
>>97398990based i honestly hate the way their vehicles and dreads look so ill just field all elite infantry and steal jade anons idea and go red with gold highlights on their armor to avoid them looking like ugly gold bricks......
>>97398979>engages in culture war>thinks he's not a culture warrior
>>97398965Women existing in 40k factions isn't the problem though. Otherwise SoB wouldn't be so popular with majority of it's players being men. It's the shitty lore change and gaslighting that's making people angry, I don't care about Femstodes but even I'd be annoyed by a change if it was presented like this. GW really needs to hire better marketing people for this stuff.
>>97398979I believe the tanks are really really strong. If you want low model count there is a super fluffy detachment that breaks up squads of custodes into a bunch of individual hero hammer units so you can have an army of girlbosses who don't need no anyone else.
>>97398833>>97398868I fixed her, anon
oh hey the one guy spamming how everyone loves femstodes is here again
>>97399020I mean the AI isnt great but the general spirit I have nothing against.
>>97399021>the one guyDidn't take your meds today?
>>97399015based i want to make an ordo malleus inquisitor leading an SoB army of repentia and arcoflags and penitent engines and heavily kitbash daemonette claws and possessed arms into them heresy style happy cooming
>>97399021>everyone hates femstodes>everyone loves femstodesI don't think you know what 'everyone' means.
>>97399029>>97399032Nah there's one femstodes schizo who keeps insisting people actually like it while samefagging himself on his phone
>>97398979You won't do shit
>>97399037No anon, if you ever suspect someone of samefagging that hard then I'm sorry but (you) are the schizo.
>>97399021Wrong. I hate femstodes because I hate custodes in general. They are a shit faction made up of nepo jobbers.
I should add femstodes to my filter
>>97399045He pops in here every so often with the same "People like femstodes, Anon" and "/tg/ actually likes femstodes" drivel
>>97399007You don't know what moving goalposts meansAnd notice how you never dare to imply that you yourself own any models because you'd instantly get called out and deflect like you always do /v/ermin
>>97399007Nta but I'm stoked on lady stodes and will likely pick up a bunch to use as a main body for an agents and sisters based list so I don't need to run a billion agents or battle sister squads. I don't think I need to own a custodes army to state ill be buying them
>>97399027I dunno, man. Older women with no makeup are not as attractive as younger women with makeup.People get on GW’s case about manfaces, but an ancient-ass custodes with a super agrocrag face is gonna get mogged by an SOB fresh and virginal at 18 years old.Whether its in the Warhammer+ shows or their games or actual shitty Eavy Metal paintjobs on models, the custodes women look like dogshit because they are presented like dogshit. Even the manface painted Eavy Metal SOB models still look more attractive than custodes women because some of the sister head sculpts are young and pretty and that still shines through even the shittiest of grimdark paint jobs.
i am indifferent on femstodes i will be consooming the new models
>>97399032>>97399053>>97399054stop replying to the zero effort /v/ermin shitposter
>>97399053>You don't know what moving goalposts means>"95% of people complaining don't even have a single painted model">every single posted custodian has been anti-femstodes>"NOOOO DOESNT COUNT"
>>97399069>every single posted custodian has been anti-femstodesnope!
>>97399016>buying models for a tabletop game is culture warkys immediately >>97399013based! if you start building then post progress pic anon !>>97399019for me its aesthetics over whats good and ive *always* hated the way custodes vehicles look the gold and eagles look lame as shit to me......>>97399031>daemons and heresy nice try chaosfag>>97399038ill buy a box of the new HH models when they drop + timestamp just for u anon
>>97399056I will only consoom new models if GW actually decides to give my faction attention (they won't), still waiting for my chapter master's model
>>97398348>1 and 2named warsmith>3 and 4sprue of pauldrons>5 and 6defiler>7 and 8mutilators
>>97399069>doesn't deny itlmao
>>97399058>stop pwning me stop pwning me!>noooo you can only talk about femstodes if you're shaking and crying about it noooooo>>97399069What about this guy genius>>97399069. This guy actually has an army, do you?
>/v/ermin seething so hard over being called out again he can't even quote properlylmfao
>>97399075>the gold and eagles look lame as shit to me.do not buy custodes dude thats literally the whole point
Thread is getting so bad that it might be time to ask anons to post armies again and clear out some of the larpers
>>97398880morghur, malal/belakor, dark king/everchosenand they mirror the colors of the wheel of magic in fantasyaqahy, fire, red, khorneazyr, heaven, blue, tzeentchghyran, life, green, nurgleshyish, death, purple, slaaneshchamon, metal, yellow, vashtorrghur, beast, orange, morghurhysh, light, white, dark kingulgu, shadow, black, belakor
>>97399052I'm sorry it clashes with your very limited worldview but people do actually like femstodes, anon
>>97399114here's my army, femstodes suck
do custodes even need rhinos or land riaders now that they havve their new tank in plastic now? Thinking of things to buy and so far I can only really think of just the sisters, maybe the bikes, and a contemptor or two.
>>97399128Hey, at least your opinion is a little bit more valid now than the theoryposters.
>>97399106it looks sick on the infantry but shitty on their vehicles which is why im going to do what this anon is suggesting......>>97399019
>>97399128these kinda look like shit but Ill just attribute that to your phone.
>>97399131He's also the dominant opinion which tracks.
Pert suckswhen's Lorgar and Erebus?
>>97399114It's going to be this bad for several weeks anon, it was with the initial lore retcon too
>>97399136the vocal minority.
>>97399135they do look like shit but only because i have nerve damage>>97399131i have been called /v/ermin the past few threads
>>97399117based as fuck thanks anon I didn't even consider the wheel of magic of fantasy. >shyish, death, purple, slaaneshI don't see the connection of death to Slaanesh as easily as I see fire,heaven,life to the other chaos gods
>>97399103>asshole blown out by lamenterfag. Ultranon, and the custodes aussie all stating they're gonna buy femstodes>deflects to post formatting in order to maintain illusions of personal superiority Sounds to me like you're just upset actual army owners stack paper to the ceiling and ride on 24 inch chrome.
>>97399129PLEASE RESPOND
The only non-marines I ever see buying to support my dudes are Inquisition and assassins. Makes more sense thematically and custodes were always gay.
>>97399153you're quoting the wrong guy retard
>>97399146slaanesh is technically the eldar god of death, death didn't truly exist before it in eldar society since they just used to reincarnate, slaanesh was their first real experience of doom and finality also little death means orgasm and purple is close enough
>>97399153the green greek custodes guy with the amazing freehand said he was quitting Custodes after he finishes that amazing dreadnaught. sad to see such a talented artist is a chud.
>>97399157>and custodes were always gay.that's not a reason for adding more dei bullshit through them
>>97398672Here's a little interview with a couple of DOW4 directors. They do make a good point that you have to choose what type of RTS you're making and focus on that, and they've chosen to focus on being closest to DOW1. So I will remain cautiously optimistic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h680stFg51Y
The only way you can stop me from buying custodes is if grey knights get a refresh right fucking now.
>>97399114Here's my army. Femstodes are really cool and I'll be buying them and painting them to parade ready standard.
>>97399162The wheel and its elements make sense to me. Kinda makes me wish we would see the Dark King (I don't like that name but thats whatever) actually form. What kind of daemons of a light themed white colour chaos god look like
Are there actual differences between female and male custodes armor?I’ll be for fucking real here, stripping away all the culture wars, the helmeted Shield Captain is dope as hell.
>>97399167Show us on the doll where dei touched you
>>97399173>not custodesonly custodes players are allowed to have an opinion, sorry
>>97399175Nah their are women bodies with thinner wastes and a bust. Because GW is based in the old way and all women in armour must have boob plates. And people think GW has gone super woke
>>97399175Everyone can see that there isn't. People are having a melty over two heads that can be swapped out
>>97399129>neednoonly the talons detachment wants a single rhino for your sisters to ride inland raiders are merely OK for custodes and are an option if you don't have the tanks, but have the problem of also being transports which means they'll be up at the front lines and vulnerable to your opponent's short range AT fire
>>97399165He also mentioned he was planning on stopping custodes when he'd reached 2000pts anyways, so him stating he isn't buying new custodes doesn't change anything
>>97399175They're all unisex except for the shield captain who's got small boob plates that are mostly covered by shit
>>97399114Here’s my army.I have no stock in the matter. I am actually an AOS/Fantasy player but I live in a heavily 40k rural community and I had to get into a 40k army to be able to play anything at all.Luckily I always liked greenskins of all kinds. Anyway, the whole debate is wild and I wonder how many custodes players there actually are in the community because the only people I meet where I live are Tau, IG, SM and not much else.
>>97399174Daemons of Light? Like angels. And no, not "biblically accurate angels"
>>97399153>my favorite /tg/ microcelebrity agrees with me!
>>97399194I like your weird boy
>>97399195based as fuck idea anon, tragically GW for some reason has said living saints and the miracles of SoB are not warp based and works in the null zones the necrons have. Even though that makes no sense and living saints being daemons of light would be way cooler and actually work inside the rules and metaphysics of 40k
>>97399179>doesn't count because uhhhhhhhPor que? I've never wanted them, and now I do, not only because it gives me different options for heads than space marines but also because they're sized to be bigger than intercessors, which is cool.
>>97399212see>>97398968>>97398987
>>97399141No, he's saying what most people are thinking especially since everyone else here is a bunch of trolls operating out of a Discord. The problem is he's kidding himself if he thinks he'll stop being a paypig. Nobody ever really stops buying 40k, it will never be topped as a wargame and any stop in sales by anti-femstodes people is either a drop in the bucket or temporary because they can't help themselves. In fact, GW could go completely pro-fascist and remove every black person to piss off all the Marxists, and the Marxists would also still keep buying product forever.
>>97399217I know you're a /v/ermin who knows nothing about the tabletop but this >>97399173 is over 2k pointsto spell that out for your tourist rotted brain: that's enough to play a standard game with
>>97399212Some anons believe that you can only have opinions on femstodes if you have a full army of custodians
>>97399203Thanks, he’s an old WHFB shaman
>>97398664Is it possible to paint vehicles properly without air-brush? Should I try acryllic markers for Bandai gunpla?Was thinking about expanding my SoBs from KT into full army in anticipation for 11th edition.
>>97399222but it's not custodes so they can't have an opinion on femstodes
>>97399229>Is it possible to paint vehicles properly without air-brush?yes, it's just much more of a slogit would behoove you to get a cheap airbrush for basecoating vehicles and varnishing
>>97399174light in warhammer fantasy is extremely ephemeral, requires multiple casters to be channeled and is particularly powerful for binding, exorcising or controlling demons or other magical entities with the truth, since light is also metaphorical illumination while demons are lies and half-truths manifested.if we're running with the dark king being the emperor having gone to the deep and bad end and becoming a god-tyrant ruling with an iron fist, then a big theme for its demonic forces would be slaves and chained captives, I'd not imagine hard bodied demons like for the others, but perhaps halos and biblical angels reimagined as living chains for some other entities, like the souls of his followers or the demons of his opponents, both probably burnt by his divine light clean on any previous mask or feature.
>>97399217>>97399232Correct, I was not a custodes fan prior. And with the new changes I am now a custodes fan. Once again I don't need to be a custodes fan to say I'll be buying them now that i like them, but it's a little hard to believe you cared about what custodes were before without owning an army of them. Custodes didn't do what I wanted before as a model line, but now that they're scaled nicely, and have lots of opportunities for headswaps, I'm stoked on them. By all means continue melting over something you aren't actually interested in tho lmao
>>97398880anything other than the 4 main are contrarian slopthere can be powerful greater daemons trying to get stronger but an actual pantheon including more than Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch, Slaanesh is utter nonsense Malal is fake and gay
>>97399250I'm looking forward to you taking six months to paint five custard models and then reposting them ad fucking nauseum for the next three years
>>97399250Im kinda with this post, I liked the custodes bikes but beyond that the majority of the range was in resin so I didnt really feel like getting into it. Now with the jet pack dudes and the tanks I can see myself owning 6000 points worth of custodes.
>>97399250Sure, but your opinion doesn't matter either way. You can only like or dislike femstodes if you have owned at least 2k points of them
>>97399167I didn’t say it was, I said custodes were always gay and that whatever is done to them is immaterial to me, shitlips.
>>97399250Don't listen to them, the femstodes seethers are just angry for stupid reasons and lashing out trying to either stir shit, or make it seem like this is all a bigger issue than it really is
Someone probably already thought of this but what if the Primarchs of the 2nd and 11th are Alpharius and Omegon and the real Primarch of the 20th is a unknown triplet. The two defects are just decoys for the real one plus the Hydra has three heads.
>>97399257I look forward to seeing you sobbing and crying about models for a game you cant even play for the next 6 months lmao
>Everyone hating femstodes is one guy>Everyone liking femstodes is one guykill yourselves
>>97399261Maybe if you say it again people will start taking your tourist cope as gospel
>>97399250>>97399270stop feeding the /v/ermin shitposter
>>97399279I'm sure you can play with your Custodes with only 1 model, anon
If only...
>>97399250>They're tallerby one millimeter >And I can headswap them as you always could at least be honest about expressing your support of custodes purely out of a reaction towards the chud
>>97399290im sort of into this.
>>97399279see>>97398968>>97398987
>>97399290Ugly and retarded as shit.
>>97399290Trench Crusade coded models
>>97399269Welcome to the Adeptus Retardes brudder
>>97399290Hrud would need something more than just "various fucks in tattered robes with occasionally glowing green bits" because that's literally just skaven.
>>97399317arguably thats more just necrons.
>>97399317Oh boy do I have news for you...
>>97399250>come back to the board after two years>first thing I see is lamemteranon defending femstodesright through the fucking heart
I know sending in the AntiPsyker squad against a Psyker team would be kind of unfair but I think they're biting more than they can chew here
>>97399294mindbroken lmao
>>97399339Killteam has been rather fucking lackluster since they released that other night lord killteam. its been sleeper after sleeper.
>>97399340>Tourist thinks he can play 40k with only 1 model
>>97399291I dunno they seem much bigger imo. I like chunky models, especially if I get to put them next to little guys so the scale difference is really obvious. That's why I like my scouts too.>It's just da heckin culture warNo actually it's because I think big super soldiers are sweet but always felt they looked silly next to primaris stuff, which is what my army is comprised of>>97399328I have no clue whether you're upset about my opinion or agree with me, but I don't particularly care either way and would hope you can make your own mind up without my help.
>>97399339I just don't understand why they thought sisters really needed another T3 melee unit.
So my sister bought me a GW Gift Card for Christmas and I find out today that you can't redeem a physical gift card to use on the GW online store.I wish I didn't immediately think that GW did this on purpose to make it harder for people to actually order any product now that they already had the money for it. But this IS GW we're talking about. Thankfully I do have a store relatively close I can visit to use it but imagine how shitty that would be for someone who didn't or couldn't visit a physical store?
>>97399344I'm tempted to pick up the melee sisterchads, they look cool. Other than that though I haven't felt any real desire for the others, yeah. As a tau and particularly stealth suit fanatic I just do not care for the XV26s, they didn't do anything particularly cool or fun with the new design. Going to hunt around for some XV25 kit to scratch the itch I think.
>>97399353>I dunno they seem much bigger imo.They aren't.You'll have to pretend you have a different reason that isn't politics.
>>97399339The answer is that as much as people forget KT is actually it's own game and people want an actual sister's team not novitiates. Imagine Space Marines only had scouts and no actual marines.
Why would the Imperium invest resources into making a custodian or a space marine from the sex less well suited to fighting? It makes no sense at all.
>>97399368>how shitty that would be for someone who didn't or couldn't visit a physical store?Not defending this stupidity from James, but how would such a person get a physical card gifted to them in the first place if there are no GW stores around? I'm just generally not a fan of store specific cards though, if you're doing money as a gift just do cash or one of those visa cards.
>>97399377space marines are made from the sex most common amongst fighter cultures in the history of man: pederasty
>>97399346>mindbroken
>>97399389>/v/ermin doesn't know how tabletop works
>>97399377I can tell you get a lot of puss, anon
>>97399383 A relative or something might. Like, they travel in for the holidays and bring a gift card they bought for Johnny from that store that sells all the toy soldiers he likes. Johnny gets all excited to get a brand new box of Space Marines only to find out he can't use the gift card Gam-Gam bought him because James Workshop are dicks.
>>97399373>They aren'tI'll use minicompare for models that people have in hands but I dunno if it makes sense for unreleased stuff>You'll have to pretend you have a different reason that isn't politicsOkay sure, how about the first reason I gave here>>97399353>I like chunky models, especially if I get to put them next to little guysOr here>>97399250>have lots of opportunities for headswapsOr here>>97399054>will likely pick up a bunch to use as a main body for an agents and sisters based list so I don't need to run a billion agents or battle sister squadsI'd love to see how you claim that these also don't count. Looking forward to your coping and goalposts moving lmao
>>97399397Yeah that's fair. It's annoyingly not just James who does it too, there's a supermarket chain in my country that makes you use gift cards in person, and I do all my groceries online these days so that's annoying whenever mum wants to help out and gives me one (and that'sjust the one store I have personal experiencewith, I'm sure plenty others do too). Guessing it has something to do with preventing fraud/scammers, who knows...
>>97399393stop projecting
>>97399405>I like chunky models, especially if I get to put them next to little guysBased. I'm really tempted by the Fallout Factions game because of this box set (yes the heads look dinky but comes with helmet options).
>>97399376Yeah but this isn't really what I want out of a sisters kill team either. I want nuns with guns shooting and burning things with machine guns and flame throwers, not just a worse version of sacresants.
>>97399424I know you've never played tabletop, /v/ermin, but you need an army, not a single model.
>>97399405>I dunno if it makes sense for unreleased stuffall models on minicompare are scaled using the base sizes as points of reference, with round bases and stock photos it's practically infallible.>>I like chunky models, especially if I get to put them next to little guysnot a reason to start liking the custodes only now, they were always chunky models that would tower over little guys >>have lots of opportunities for headswapssame thing, the heads were always modular, you could always headswap them, and the female retcon happened in 2024, you could have done anything up until now already if that was the reason >>will likely pick up a bunch to use as a main body for an agents and sisters based list so I don't need to run a billion agents or battle sister squadsno part of this highlights why the new models would be what you were waiting for, you could have already used the older models as basisit really REALLY reads like you're looking for excuses to say "I support the femstodes" instead of being honest about it
>>97399424Post your 3rd basecoated warden. Or have you not finished him yet kek
I'm looking forward to plastic custodes tanks for the sole fact that they won't weigh a ton. Holding up a big brick of resin for hours as you paint it sucks
>>97399430wrong, these ladies are cool asf and I like the little details the added around the hips. why is everyone comparing them to sacresants and not BSS? they have guns with devastating wounds and anti psyker. They will be really fun to use against heavy psyker armies like Tyranids and Tsons.
>>97399431utterly mindbroken>>97399438You're such a fucking retard you can't even keep track of who you're talking to lmao
Fact: Votann weaponry can one shot a custodian in lore.Fact: Necrons are stronger than the Votann.Fact: Without psychic foresight a custodian cannot see the shit about to blow their head off.Conclusion: Custodians are redundant and a liability to produce. With the current enemies mankind faces, they are no longer required.
>>97399436I didn't like the older models, they were small and built to scale/fit with firstborn both in their size and proportions. Even if they're just slightly bigger, that's enough for me if it means they're proportioned more like big dudes. I like the newer models in their designs(I like how blinged out they are compared to the first generation ones) as well as their larger size. Sure I could've headswapped them before, but I did not care for them before, and wasn't about to start an army that's about to receive new kits for their battleline troops. If you want to read all my reasons and then ignore all of them to insert your own headcanon for my intentions then I can't stop you, all I can do is lmao and move on. I'm sure you're going to try and twist my words so you can get angry about them, so by all means go for it but you aren't going to change my mind about the stuff I like by doing so. This is your last (you) but I'm sure you'll be samefagging this post for hours to come alongside lashing out whenever I post my stuff from now on, so I'll see you then lmao>>97399429Every once and a while I get tempted by the fallout minis, I always really liked their proportions as well as the variety of different stuff in their little bundles
>>97399454>why is everyone comparing the CELESTIAN INSIDIANTS who wield a power weapon and a pistol to the CELESTIAN SACRESANTS who wield a power weapon and a pistolGee it's a mystery.
>>97399467Oh and the Tau can too.
>>97399467GSC one shot a custodian by rigging a sewer with a ton of bombs in the kill team lore lolMore like JOBSTODES
>>97399453This has to be made by the aussie stodes poster with the giant plane, I remember him complaining about the things weight when he was painting it and I don't think anyone else in the general has painted any of the vehicles
>>97399471Oh, I didnt realize it was an appearance thing I thought you were talking about their performance on tabletop.I cant disagree with you more there, I like them quite a bit and prefer them to Sacresants actually.
>>97399470what do you do for work lamenters anon ? mechanical engineer here
>>97399470NTA but I doubt you were ever open to changing your mind in the first place
Someone’s gotta say it. Custodians might as well go the way of the squats and be brought back in 20 years or something. They just don’t work well in an era of psychic awakening. They lose to genestealer cultists for gods sake.
>>97399485wtf is this art. shes was too close for blade of that size, she wont even be able to connect with the plague marine. same with the marine, this looks so fucked up and wierd.
>>97398986And the faggots manufacturing their outrage
>>97399485I'm a dispatcher for emergency services. It's a bit stressful/depressing at times, but I like helping people and I get to work from home which is rad.>>97399488I wasn't. In order for me to start disliking something, I need to be the one to convince myself it sucks. I have no issues liking stuff nobody thinks is cool and I'll defend the stuff I like regardless of how pointless at stupid it is to others.
How would you feel if 11th introduced a limited allies system similar to what AoS has right now (as in there are preset regiments of renown that can be taken by certain armies on a case-by-case basis with some faction relationship logic going on)? For example, a small detachment of LoV that can be taken by Tau and Imperium armies, a squad of Flash Gitz that can be hired by nearly any army, or some Khorne Berzerkers that can be taken with any chaos force besides Tzeentch and Slaanesh.
>>97399488not her but why would her mind need to be changed on her opinion to begin with.....ppl can like or dislike anything they want for valid or invalid reasons the most low iq thing possible is the debatebro mentality vs subjective matters like the aesthetics of tabletop plastic toys with gay irrelevant ""lore"" for sloptubers to peddle to secondaries .. . ..im in the same boat she is .. didnt give a fuck abt custodes b4 they hade cool new female models now I do and plan on building them based on that alone.....the fact that it filters and enrages retarded culture warriors is icing on a delicious cake. this new model line is aimed at giving a new option for female power fantasy that isn't chained to sisters or guard .. .that being said even tho they look cool even custode mains know they are useless nepobaby jobbers that are irrelevant and seething at primarchs/marines bc they arent the biggest cocks in the room any more lol (still have aura + drip in spite)
>>97399512That's my least favorite part of aos4. I want real allies, where I get to build what I want. The whole predetermined regiments sucks especially when before we had just free for all, add 400pts of any army in your grand alliance outside a few exceptions. I don't like the bottleneck the predetermined units put on your list building. I think the custom RoR section in the new ptg book is a sick idea though, and I hope we see that come to 40k at some point, because it seems like a blast
>>97399075>buying models, you don't llike aestheticly by your own account, to "filter culture warriors" IRL is culture war...Yes
>>97399467Bumstodes are the Avatar of the Khaine for the Imperium.>muh ultimate warrior le stronger then space marines>gets bodied by naked WE>gets bodied by clowns>gets bodied by genestealers>gets bodied by regular area Wyches>gets bodied by Minotaurs A named Ultrasmurf without a helmet could do all the shit the useless bananas do and more. At least they don't sit in a basement all day and seethe over failing their one job
>>97399502Votann feel more fitting in the setting than Custodes at this pointthey are glorified bodyguards not an army
>>97399470You're really clinging to that insignificant 1mm of height difference.All your reasons have nothing to do with the new models, this is the only one so far >I like how blinged out they are compared to the first generation onesand you had to be goaded to crawl on the goddamn glass before you would blurt it out, so it's clearly not your first and foremost reason, compared to the attractiveness of something new because it's new or of saying you want them to support politics you like, which are both way more likely reasons from you, just less likely for one to be honest about >I'm sure you'll be samefagging this post for hours to come alongside lashing out whenever I post my stuff from now on, so I'll see you then lmaoI'm not the fucking thread schizo, so don't count on that, and don't mistake me for that fag
>>97399512Allies/mercenaries are always bad for both balance and army identity in any game. If you want to play a narrative game with mixed forces then just do it, but it should never be part of the actual rules.
>>97399538Nta but sounds like she likes the new ones anon, she just didn't like the old ones>>97399528>didnt give a fuck abt custodes b4 they hade cool new female models now I do
>>97399511>gets to work from homeMAD jelly. i can only work on job sites and since my company has millitary adjacent/govnt contracts the security clearance is super annoying to get through daily .. ...my job is stressful too bc I have to manage STEM autismos that are sexist asf and get them to meet deadlines while working with other arrogant autismos while they all think their way is best . i cant count the times ive corrected a schematic or blueprint error only for them to scoff and seethe when it fails a stress test thanks to his bad math design flaw (not unlike this general lmao)>>97399538>reading comprehension i dislike specifically the vehicles retard the infantry looks sick. kys illiterate nigger>>97399549based and true. cuckstodes exist to make other factions look cool for powerscaling>>97399560based readerbro
>>97399512It should be less rigid, they've always been too restrictive with allies given that allies dont benefit from half of the rules of the army they are allied to. If I wanna take a bunch of Votann in my Tau army I should just be given a points budget and allowed to take whatever
What do you call a trio of Kroot mercenaries who specialize in sonic explosives working for an Ordo Malleus inquisitor?
>>97399512What >>97399534 said. I’ve been experimenting with the ptg ror and really like it. Much more fun than I’ve had either crusade.
>>97399560She doesn't like the gold and eagles, which are still a thing with the new models
>>97399557Nta but>I'm sure you're going to try and twist my words so you can get angry about themDid you really need to wait 15 mins to prove them right
All this talk about how Custodes aren't really useful makes me wonder...what do they even do that a space marine can't? Like genuinely, what have they done in lore that makes them better then space marines when space marines with enough plot armor can basically accomplish the same stuff?
>>97399580they can be women
>>97399528>with gay irrelevant ""lore"" for sloptubers to peddle to secondariesThis is really it, innit bruv. Like sure there's a bunch of lore reasons why marines are male, but that could be changed at the drop of a shat. They could easily have one of the missing legions turn back up and hey presto they're a secrit experiment at making female marines, or Cawl could pull more bullshit, whatever it is GW don't owe you jack squat diddly it's their game and lore to do whatever with. But sexist shmucks just gotta double down on "m-muh lore!!!1!11!" or be outed for the chuddies they are.
>>97399571>Woman momentYou specifically like the gold and eagles on the vehicles... Which are on the infantry as well...
>>97399578I didn't twist words nor got angry about anything.
>>97399572Allies are fun for narrative play, but that hasn't been the focus of 40k for at least 6 editions now. Blame tourneyfags
>>97399584So...nothing of value? Cool.
>>97399573 K Pop Daemon Hunters! XD
>>97399580Custodes are more like Adepta Sororitas than Astartes. In that they way their organised encompasses more than just fighting, which is about as much as you'd expect for a Space marine. They're diplomats, emissaries and representatives as well as protectors of the Imperial Palace and its secrets.
>>97398700The top one is the book about the start of the 4th Tyrannic War, where Norn Emissaries are introduced. The bottom panel is Lion Son of The Forest.
>>97399528>Retarded low IQ take from resident brown slop enthusiast >>97399589>The lore doesn't matter>But we felt the need to change it
>>97399589lorefags are all secondaries anyway it all gay retarded made up fanfaction that changes depends on who's the author of the current BLslop designed to hype up normal normalnigger paypiggies to buy new shit they will never actually play on tabletop, just use it as a display trophy.....anybody personally identifying with CONSOOMing product is a biological dead end anyway so the fact that they are so eager to out themselves as fat bitter virgins is low key a blessing in disguise.....just makes em easier to avoid irl at ur lgs lol>>97399592reading is hard so listen again as hard as u can anon>I dislike custodes vehicles >the gold ON THE VEHICLES and the oversized eagles ON THE VEHICLES looks clownish>the same decor on elite giant infantry looks sick as fucki want all room temp iq niggers hung from a tree
>>97399571Honestly I'm glad I don't really have to think about my work too much or deal with too many bigoted faggots (although the fire departments are always a bit annoying to deal with, but I think that's cause they're just stuck in the station seething they have to hang out with other ugly fat dudes most of the time). I get yelled at quite a bit, but it's very rarely my fault and is usually just because people are scared or something fucked happened. Honestly if I wasn't working from home I still probably would've jumped off a bridge ages ago from the shit I've heard over the phone. I'm glad I don't have to manage stemfags though, at least none of the emergency service workers think they're geniuses outside some of the older EMTs
Tau really should just have a squad of kin they can take like any other auxiliaryGue'vesa too of course
>>97399601More like Gay Top Semen Hunters.i neither dislike nor like GK or kpop daemon hunters but i refuse to not drop that pun every time someone namedrops them
>>97399619>calls other people low iq>uses "hung" in the context of hanginglol
>>97399621iktf sis, shit is rough out there and ur on the frontlines dealing with it. at least ur work is meaningful and pays enough to destress with warhammer minis ! honestly it alot like posting on 4chan, i treat them like the autismos they are and dont take the stupid shit they say too personally plus the pay is so ridiculous that I dont mind the work hours bc I can buy entire armies at once they pay me so much to babysit and clean up their messes since no one else can stand them
>>97399627I agreealso the zoat
How am I supposed to afford minis in this economy
>>97399619>seam right up the vulvaBy the Emperor I will think only of His light and let not my mind stray with temptation and foul thought...
>>97399619You can't really call anyone room temperature IQ if you think this;>ive *always* hated the way custodes vehicles look the gold and eagles look lame as shit to me......Conveys this;>I dislike how large and exaggerated the gold and eagles are on the vehicles Maybe work on your mastery of the English language first before calling others retarded, eh señorita?
>>97399611>They're diplomats, emissaries, and representatives>most of them are canonically assholes to humans Big E has a weird idea of what diplomacy is....
>>9739964310 bucks for 20 McNuggies? What sort of ripoff is that shit?>doordashOh, that's why.Actually going to McDick's, it's only 6 bucks for 20 nuggies near me.
>>97399643>eating fast food
>>97399652diplomacy is a gentle word for "I have a gun aimed at your head, so do what I say and let me spare the bullet"
>>97399596>Blame tourneyfagsI feel like allies wouldnt even be that good for tourneys outside of some OP combo that flies under the radarin any event there isnt a GW gestapo that will kick your door down if you choose to play the game how you want so if you play with friends just do what you want desu
>>97399648sorry......ur right anon......
>>97399659I can turn you inside out with my premium diet don’t judge me.
>>97399671Half-Eldar should exist. Hire me GW.
>>97399181The boob plate in 40k is insanely minimized because people whine about women having boobs
>>97399675u can try im a real life custodes at a massive 5'7" 123lbs *flex* i will rip u in half basedboy>>97399678i thought in some bl book there was an attempt to make half eldar but it didnt work
>>97399643>40 nuggetsMaybe consider putting half as much food in your body and you'd have plenty of money for models.
>>97399580>what do they even do that a space marine can't?wear a silly tall hatspace marines can't do that
>>97399715Smells like manlet marine cope...
>>97399643wait until you see the same order in NYC. Just dont be poor.
>>97399718primaris can't wear a silly tall hat either ?
>>97399580>what do they even do that a space marine can't?This was from 8th? edition but, clear a table of Tsons with one character unit
>yank hours>immediately start posting about goyslopamazing
>>97399724that's only 3 dollars more
>>97399735yeah let's go back to yuroid hours where they spam about culture war bullshit for 16 hours straight
>>97399728Primaries are just upgraded manlets
>>97399739that's the east coast, anon
>>97399243>slaves and chained captives>hard bodied demons like for the others, but perhaps halos>biblical angels reimagined as living chains>burnt by his divine light clean on any previous mask or feature.Sounds cool as. But should his battleline/troop deamons also have chains? To combine the two idea I imagine beings that have been burt black (pic related) that have halos of light that are chained together so they cannot run away. Slaves to the will of the dark king.
>>97399735>yank hours>Almost midnight >On a Sunday
>>97399756exactly, yank hours
>>97399759*wank
Green grassy or brown arid table/battle mat/terrain? I personally like the contrast between the idyllic pasture and the terror of 40k war, but I'm afraid that most people's armies are based aggressively brown or grey. I prefer bases to match the table when possible. Maybe something like pic related?
>>97399762Or one of these
>>97399762>I prefer bases to match the table when possible.that's a futile endeavour
Male Sisters of Battle when?
>>97398930>>97399114This general has basically always been shit for as long as I can remember. Its 90% fag drama and people sperging over lore and 10% posted models or game discussion. The majority of people here also don't play games.It's going get worse when total war warhammer 40k and dawn of war 4 come out. Same shit happened with /aosg/ it got flooded by retarded fags who were totally going to buy a bretonnian army after playing TWW and just shit up threads for years claiming that any day now AOS is going to die.
Does anyone know if this tzaangor box include the chainswords kit? I want to build 40k tzaangors...
>>97399181>and a bustThe same bust the men have maybe
>Cawl Inferior asking Gulliman to be the Fabricator General of Mars was an error and Cawl is afraid his totally not AI is malfunctioningVery amusing exchange. Genefather so far feels like it’s not trying to introduce 40k to me for the first time and has been a much easier read than Dark Imperium so far.
>>97399762Old school green static grass mat or bust
>>97399783The Chainswords are a upgrade sprue
>>97399789bullshit! But thanks mate
>>97399778frateris militia should get a kill team
>>97399778
So I know orks are pretty shit right now but what would be the most competitive list possible for them? Is there like any redeeming quality to them because I cannot get any fucking mileage out of any of these units they just don't do damage and die to light breezes.
Posted models in the old thread but I am posting them again here, how we doing my peeps?
>>97399783>>97399806
Who's (You)r favourite 40kg poster?
>>97399810Destinyfag
>>97399810Me
>>97399810ultras anon
>>97399810lamenter tranny
Anyone participating in this? How many minis did you pledge? What's your plan, and how's it going?
>>97399810Anyone who posts fat-titted tau girls
>>9739981040kg moves too fast for me to keep up.
>they finally made a good thousand sons combat patrol Would have liked a mvb but I guess that’s too much.
>>97399823im about 10 models deep for my 50 models
>>97399810retro bangals anon
>>97398403My only rule there is to avoid Citadel because fuck their pots. I won't buy them as long as they don't have dropper bottles.
>>97399808Am I supposed to know what this means?
What does each faction do in their free time?
What is this and how do I stop it from happening? Seen it in a few brushes used for dry brushing so far
>>97398775But that makes it even worse tho. There are far more dislikes than likes, despite far fewer people using add-ons like this. If this wasn't an addon, there would be even more dislikes.
>>97399878ah, you have skeletons hiding in your brushes. I would install some cameras and basic warding infrastructure to keep them from spawning in there.
>>97399885>>97399878he cute though
>>97399878>how do I stop it from happening?You don't, buy a new brush, don't use expensive ones for drybrushing
>>97399810Kingkrabanon my beloved
>>97399823What's this?
>>97399878I've never seen ticks hosting on a paintbrush. I have no idea what you've done to make that happen but I've never had a brush do that before
