Nun(extra-large) waifu Edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous thread:>>97410975>Thread Question(s):What's a legends datasheet you want a refreshed kit of?
Someone who owns the leontus model, please tell me how tall it is from base to the top of the head, trying to make a proxy and want it to be the same height.
Are there any cases of marines getting cucked in warhammer 40,000?Bl ntr would be crazy.
>>97413792
>>97413819The emperor cuts their balls off while taking an entire army of virgin wives for himself.Their entire existence is cucked.
>>97413828>virgin wivesSoB are allowed to fuck
>>97413782My dream was to have a horde green wave orks infantry. I even started with pic rel. But painting 300 orks with as much individual care as I want them (that I do with my marines and custodes) is just physically impossible.I want the orks to have different hues of green, some spots and stains, their gums painted, etc. Its just impossible.Then I wanted to do a Harlequin army, but I cant be fucked to paint the same kit 10 times, and so I started (and absolutely not finished) a project of gluing the harlies on a frame to make it look like they're pouring out.So far I am not planning to paint more armies after my BT. Maybe I'll actually finish the harlequin frame. Or maybe the tyranid horde army finally gets me after years of tempting me.Or maybe the orks finally got to me.Also what's a chud?
>>97413819The closest thing I can think of is in horus rising when Loken is excited to talk with the remembrancer woman and she is getting railed by an army soldier.
>Gaming club makes discord>Creates 35 channels in this discord>Say that's probably too many and siloing discussion that much with such a small group will probably stifle discussion.>Weirdly defensive response about how that many channels is "normal">over 6 months later>most of the channels have never been used>those that have are just the group owner trying to start conversation>meme channels are just one dude spamming the most unfunny shit i have ever seen (one series called "texts from superheroes" is probably the worst)>Only 2 channels get even occasional activity aside from that>tfw they will never learn
>>97413823>>97413823praise the omnissiah ty, looks good!
>>97413819Emperor's Gift.It's an ADB book so Gray Knight is mandatory simping for female Inquisitor who fucks heretic and they both constantly jesting over fact that Gray Knight is a virgin.
>>97413833two secondaries are discussing their fetish, best not to get involved or rile them up.
>>97413837>Also what's a chud?It's better if you don't know laddie. Like the harlequins frame idea. If you don't know you aren't one.
I did it bros! I painted 18 Noise Marines and 2 Kakos for the upcoming tourney this weekend
>>97413844You only need multiple channels if you have over a few thousand people. Anything under a thousand works with just two or three, and anything under a 100 works with one single general chat.
>>97413833They aren't. Read the lore.
Everyone but me is stupid and wrong
>>97413838>Open new book>Looking forward to reading some fun Warhammer lore/action>Read about a nigger getting put through the bed insteadFuck I hate BL slop.
>>97413798Why are HHsissies so obsessed with troon art, anyways?
>>97413860Yea. Keep in mind this club has like 5 or 6 people attend regularly, sometimes less, despite meeting once a month.
>>97413798
>>97413872I like lewd leotards
>>97413798>another chain of coomer throods at page 7
post models
>>97413879Oh no think of the other threads!
>>97413861Nowhere in lore have they been described as celibate.
How do old tempestus scions look next to aquilons?
>>97413879>website centered around sharing images>image board>thread for discussing models, things meant to be looked at>image limit reachedHUH!?
>>97413881Slowly but surely getting there. Emperor's Children are maddening to paint lol
>>97413411>What’s the background homebrew fluff on this character?He is identical to Titus>And is he being mistaken as a canon character and may one day be drawn without prompt by the oc creator by an artist on gw’s payroll looking for a quick reference and end up on a BL book cover or codex art page?This already happened with Titus
>>97413863It's really just an Abnett thing. He has jungle fever.
>>97413895>>97413882doth protest too much
>>97413872>Tau fanart trying to reengineer how the race looks for the past 25 yearsbased or cringe?
>>97413861Surely you can provide receipts if thats true? A codex blurb, excerpt from a short story or novel? Hell, I'll take a screencap of the corpo wiki atp.
>>97413889So you don't know what the word chaste means. Got it. (You)r L, sir.
>>97413857Good luck man>>97413881
>>97413844>"texts from superheroes"Actually fucking revolting idiotic faggotry. This is legitimately sub-90 IQ behavior, why do you interact with these faggots at all
>>97413895>>thread for discussing models>coomer opYou're not bright, are you?
>>97413902Nor chaste, feel free to show otherwise.
>>97413900Coomers gonna coom dude, did you know that actually all marines are roided out fridge shaped dudes?Well doesn't stop this.
>>97413905>anon talks about image limit>assume he's talking about the OP image
>>97413900The fanart looks better than the official.
>>97413891equivalent
>>97413915It's not the age holding those models back
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
>>97413904Hey, this one was funny
>NO! THE CLEARLY CELIBATE NUNS ARE TOTALL ABLE TO FUCK! THINK OF THE PORN!>GOONER OP IMAGE>GOONER TAU IMAGEI loathe Gooners
>>97413908>he thinks it's an assumption and not the next point you keep not being bright why would you make a coomer op for a thread about miniatures?
>>97413896First person I've seen (badly) painting Emperor's Children. Definitely a dead army.
>>97413926to grab attention
>>97413915These guys remind me of nuWolfenstein/that anime nazisI've been thinking of making some SS small force out of them, now that I have Aquillions from Hivestorm anyway
>>97413924Im not a gooner but>the fictional sci fi order has to hold the standards of my current civilization or im upset waaaaaaKind of retarded
>>97413932it's a general, it doesn't have to grab attention, it just has to stay on topicjesus, you're either very dumb or very at fault here
>>97413881painting the cringe marines
>>97413924>CLEARLY CELIBATE >>97413933Maybe read the lore next time sweetie :)
>>97413798Just a reminder if your lore can change at any time it means your lore doesn't matter and your setting has no internal consistency.
>>97413935Not him, but it's kinda needed to set the right tone.
>>97413861>>97413902I can't remember if it was some coomer headcanon or official lore, but vows vary wildly between different orders of sororitas, and some are even focused on breeding and eugenics
>>97413933>>97413939>M...m...muh retcons! Muh new lore!Couldn't actually find a source from the proper lore, I see.
>>97413941correct. welcome to 40,000s hammers.
>>97413881Feels good to be back to Black Templars.
>>97413924>NO! THE CLEARLY CELIBATE NUNSSororitas aren't celibate. There's numerous books where they fuck and have sexual relations.
>>97413868you know how a porn addict's obsession would seep into his every day life? marinefags are the same, except their paypigging for marines is stronger than their libido even when their porn addiction seeps into their everyday hobby.
>>97413955Name them.
>>97413948>t-that doesn't count even if it is official!Baiting or genuinely retarded, call it.
>>97413933>no, gooner-san, the sisters will, in fact, totally have sex with (You), now please buy the combat patrol :)
>>97413948Again, feel free to show anything saying they are chaste/celibate. Until then, this stands. Sorry you got blown the fuck out
>>97413955>booksFanfiction
>>97413957Ciaphas Cain book series.
>>97413955BL schlock isn't canon
>>97413929>I've seen (badly) painting Emperor's Children.Post your models, then.
*slurp*
>>97413938>orange and teal aaaaaaaAAAAAA
>>97413967I, too, have used the google AI to check.>sources are reddit and quoralol. lmao.
>>97413967>That...random series with loads of stories in it! NO DON'T ACTUALLY CHECK!!!Name the book. Exact title.
>>97413938I wonder if the point of these models was to make other primaris look better
>>97413941The consistency is not given by whether it changes or not, but the reason why it changes, new models that get retroactively added most often don't break that consistency, new developments, also to integrate new models, also don't break consistency, alternative depictions coming from cool artworks also don't break consistency.If it doesn't come from a miniature or from an artwork it doesn't matter in the slightest in the first place.
>>97413929You weren't here last year I guess
>>97413973It's bright red, he looks orange-ish because of the light in that room.My blood angels are painted in like 5 slightly different reds at this point.
>>97413978if it was they're bad at that, they make the whole line of plain intercessor units lame by association.
>>97413980frfr
>new HH models show off>40k most affected
>>97413986lollmao even
I believe this thread will improve.
>>97413941are we pretending like warhammer has any backbone to it? I put more stock into fates setting than 40ks or any warhammer setting for that matter.
>>97413985...You have Orange Angels. Get to writing up some vitamin C grade lore for them you color blind fuck.
>>97413881Still haven't finished the world eater. I've been too busy this month.
>>97413991Me too!
>>97413899meant for>>97413879
Why is this hobby so outrageously expensive? It's getting to the point where I can't really justify it.
>>97413881Postan a lad
>>97413993That's literally their classic color scheme, bright red armor with orange highlights.
>Can commit to an army>Can't commit to a model rangehell
>>97414000wtf is this shit?
>>97414009Oh are you new here?
>>97413938>>97413985i get it anon, mine also look way too bright under direct lighting. But those guns look even worse than they do on the promo pictures what were they thinking
>>97413997no, it was meant for (you), own that
>>97414009It's the october collage. Are you new
>>97413971Nope
>>97414014Oh, I thought that cringe was dead.
>>97414002because people keep buying and because gw keeps adjusting to the increasing numbers of people that buy from other stores with discounts instead of at full price from their webstorecharacter models are never worth the pricetag, get recasts
>>97414016(You)
>>97414007I have a friend like this. He changes army every year. It's not due to WAAC reasons, it's some kind of OCD where he can't have more than one army. I think he's on his 8th Army now
>>97413879I'm gonna do it again too
>>97414002Because we're all boiled frogs here
>>97414021Seethe harder, secondary.
>>97414007guard?
>>97414031yea
>>97414030Don't project anon, it's unbecoming
>>97414000for me it's the headless jackal followed closely by the diorama on the bottom lefti did the dreadnought and this was probably the best of the collages so far
>>97414035>Same model posted a billion timesIs that the only thing you've ever painted?
>>97414035>This faggot again
>>97414002Because all things get more expensive over time, and GW is a publicly traded company so it's even more pronounced. Just buy less and take more time assembling and painting. That's what I've been doing in recent years and it hasn't done anything to worsen my hobby experience. Also 3D printing if you don't mind resin
>>97414032you do know that you're meant to mix regiments, right? and I'm not just talking about cadians, kriegers at the like, but also in terms of unit types, infantry models and tanks are meant to come from different regiments, even if they come from the same planet.You are thoroughly encouraged to have a heterogeneous force of mixed uniforms and styles that just happen to be thrown together at the same target.
>>97414036Yeah it was a fantastic month.The headless horseman, Wraithguard and diorama are my favourites.I'm excited to see this months stuff
>>97414054That looks like genuine ass though.
>>97414054Which is disgusting, btw, and misses the point of the army.
>>97414038>>97414040a bit too obvious, anon
>>97414058>PhOnE pOsTeR
>>97414035The best part of >post models fags like this is that they always expose themselves as the shitposters
>>97414063In the past they've been smart enough to just post wips.
>>97414056>>97414057If you can understand how and why a colour scheme doesn't have only one single colour on all different parts of a miniature, then you can understand how an army can look cohesive and good once you take the appropriate care in using different schemes for it's different parts, I believe in you, you can push past that monochromatic autism.
>>97414062
>>97414066What next level faggotry is this?
>>97414038>>97414040Nah I've got about 2700ish pts painted for 40k, about 4-5k of aos and then a pile of assorted board game minis. I just paint slow
>>97414062the implied accusation was that you are using both a phone and a pc, anon
This threads already a bust. Someone make a new one. Let's start over.
>>97414073Don't worry your head about it, marinekid, paint all your dudes pastel blue with golden rims.
>>97414081Go start a reddit thread instead.
>>97414081You could improve it by posting models, or you could keep complaining
>>97414075I don't care if you've got 20,000 points of painted miniatures. You're constantly picking fights and just generally being a disruptive and low quality poster.
>>97413900>takes the public perception of a faction out of the hands of the IP holders all whilst they're powerless to sue over itIncredibly based, tibbich.It's almost as funny as the time a single coomer with a bottomless wallet commissioned so many artists to draw his futa draenei cumwaifu OC that the entire race is irrevocably known as the horsecock futagoat race now.
>>97413837>Also what's a chud?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdcnTfXDPwE
>>97413918Trooncoded post
>>97414087I just responded to someone stating I was a secondary with my models after they were seething about the collage. I fail to see the issue
>>97414086
anon who was daydreaming about crimson fists earlier heregonna paint a test model over the weekendthanks for reading my blog
>>97413857I don't see the second kakophonist. Are you proxying dork apostale for kaokophone?
>>97413923>libtard "humor", aka MY CARTOONS AGREE WITH MEUgh
>>97414054>you do know that you're meant to mix regimentsYou can't HONESTLY think that looks good though, anon. Right?
>>97414088>>takes the public perception of a faction out of the hands of the IP holdersI don't think you realise people aren't as addicted to porn as you are, the "public perception" isn't your perception.
>>97414097I'm sure.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97414066Yea I agree it doesn't look that good.The other big problem is that my models are currently very bright and I've massively drifted towards liking more drab schemes over the years.
>>97414100Hell yeah amigo
>>97414087>anon posts collage>someone throws a bitch fit over it>gets a single (you) in response>whines about muh secondaries >the 'secondary' in question posts modelsI gotta side with the lamenterposter here
My heart beats with eternal ardor for my titanic, scarlet-robed spouse, that awe-inspiring entity revered across star systems as Magnus the Red.
>>97414117>someoneIt's no secret who that someone is
>>97414117>>someone throws a bitch fit over it>>97414016>Oh, I thought that cringe was dead.7 words. Quite the fit, yes. A true freakout.
>>97414117He's literally constantly engaging in shitposting. Usually he's the one spamming about "secondaries" and other cancerous bullshit.
>>97413946You're half on the mark: there's different Sororitas Orders dedicated to eugenics, propaganda, etc (dialogous, famulous, etc) but Adeptas Sororitas, the Sisters of Battle themselves, are not part of these other orders. Whether they can be shuffled in and out of them as needs demand I don't know and I don't think it's really been explored since typically the Imperium wants single-focus tools rather than well-rounded professionals. Alternatively, some BLslop has alluded to or outright discussed SoBs lacking a vow of celibacy, it's just that 99.99% of SoBs are too autistically devoted to the Emperor and purging heretics to give a damn about sex. I know Ciaphas Cain met one incredibly lax cannoness that enjoyed wine and had a guardsman boytoy on the side, but she was presented as the exception that proves the rule.
>>97414000The wraithlord is really nice but that anons ork chariot thing with the chunk of his own actual dismembered finger is too wild to ever forget
>>97414125kek struck a nerve huh
>>97414132I'm not the anon you think I am, I'm just pointing out your attempt to restart the earlier shit flinging by making stuff up.
qrd on why people are so mindbroken by these secondary boogeymen?
>>97414002don't buy character models unless they're in boxed sets.
>>97414131I had (rightfully) struck that from my memory.
>>97414129>she was presented as the exception that proves the ruleThe quote from the book is in this thread.>>97413933
>>97414135Its the same shit as any other board where people spam pure garbage to "win" arguments.
>>97414134I feel like a tantrum can manifest in an outburst of any length. Doesn't have to be decalslopper tier multi-hour meltdown to count imo.
>>97414139>>97414129The 40k "lolfunny" comedy series 'lore' does not count as canon. There's plenty Cain gets wrong.
>>97414002Because it's produced by the british in britain rather than the chinese in chinaHaving a president that keeps putting tarrifs on imports at random doesn't help either
>>97414108There's plenty of SFW jokes about tau propaganda measures/the greater goods out there too, as well as senpai comics that aren't even remotely lewd but draw female tau as cute rather than ugly. And it's never going away so long as social media exists since blueberry cheesecake is guaranteed engagement. It's no different than Yvraine x Guilliman shipping memes, really.
>>97414135People don't like that I toy with the tourists that come to shitstir and cause problems. It is what it is. They'll still be going for the next few hours
>>97414143>does not count as canonAbsolute cope lmao
>kill team boxes are "sold out" on reservation lists before preorders even go upgg
>>97414147>senpai comicsFan comics, dammit.
>>97414150In a series where the lore is often ignored or straight up wrong? Yes, it is not canon because it cannot be.
>>97413923That one is politically cringe but its honestly one of the less disgustingly unfunny ones.
It's one of those days huh
>>97414117NTA but hes the only poster other than decalfag that excessively avatarfags. I'm fairly sure that's the reason people pick on him, this behavior has always been looked down on here no matter what copes you come up with. Participating in majority of this threads meltdowns doesn't exactly help either lmao. I know hes going to come up with a billion excuses as always but anonymity is at the core of 4chan. Tripfags, namefags and avatarfags have always been universally hated on this website. Obviously /tg/ gets a bit of a pass because posting your models will eventually make you identifiable but attaching them to unrelated posts and opinions is cringe as fuck. Feel free to cope by calling me a nomodels, it won't change the unwritten rules of this place
>>97414144>Total production costs have increased by £1.8 million to £15.1 million, mainly due to increased staff costs of £1.5 million; as a percentage of core sales, production costs have reduced from 4.9% to 4.8%.Manufacturing in the UK doesn't actually make a lot of difference.
>>97414154>Yes, it is not canon because it cannot beAIIIIEEEE IT DOESNT AGREE WITH MY HEADCANONNNON IT CANT BE TRUE IT CANT BE TRUE
>>97414158Yeah I'm a modelposter but I can't help but troll him whenever he gets uppity. Watching him throw a tantrum while posting the same 3 pics over and over again thinking he's "saving the thread" or whatever is just too funny.
>>97414135They're used to diving into someone's posting history for ammo as soon as someone disagrees with them. here they can do nothing but seethe, it's why they are so desperate for you to post something they identify you with. You can take the redditor out of reddit but you can never take the reddit out of a redditor.
>>97414170Pretty sure this is it
Did bridgehead strike give bonuses to kasrkin at some point?
Can't believe we're accepting redditors in our midst. Truly, 4chan has fallen.
>>97414000halloween had some great models. I want to go back to september 2008
>>97414002Not to suck gw's cock too much but iirc most products have kept in line with bong inflation pretty well. Characters were the major exception, they're a huge scam.
>>97414147Yvraine x Guilliman shipping memes are wholesome, tau shit is just creepy wish fulfillment fetish shit.
>>97414182We have been trying to get rid of decalfag but he wont take the hint
>>97414002Some armies are really cheap or have interchangeable bits, like you could get a custodes and death guard and orks armies and then just Orkify the vehicles from the other two and call them looted deff dreads and looted trukks instead of rhinos and dreadnaughts. But then some armies are retard expensive like Admech.But the most egregious thing is how GW tries to charge top dollar for character models most of the time. Can get a fuckin unnamed daemon prince for way cheaper than Angron, the angriest ron, and that's really one of the parts that annoy me.
>>97414210>Yvraine x Guilliman shipping memes are wholesomelollmao
>>97414002I stopped buying overpriced plastic ages ago. Strangers keep dumping their overpriced plastic on me to paint anyway.
>>97414155I am deeply upset that I chuckled out loud at this. Please stop posting these so I can retain the last shred of my self respect.
>>97414104>will stancilFuckin kek
>>97414182everyone was fellating the green custodes guy even while he had his shit up all over redditthis place has forgotten how to gatekeep
>>97414129>one incredibly lax cannoness that enjoyed wine and had a guardsman boytoy on the sideThe sisters of battle truly are the coomer containment army. >need sisters of battle gf mommy nowWhat are sisters players like anyways anybody ever encountered one?
They should bring back angry eldar helmets
>>97414153how evil!
>>97414210>Yvraine x Guilliman shipping memes are wholesome>pratically ended Ynnari as faction
>>97414182everyone uses reddit, don't be silly
I'll make another autistic comic soon I think. Just gotta paint a biker to fight doomrider.
>>97413917A headswap does wonders for them, but the drop troopers are nicer
>>97413967>>97413977Cain's Last Stand
>>97414236They set them up to squat Slaanesh but then they decided they're not squatting Slaanesh after all. That's what ended them.
>>97413881In hindsight, learning to many new weathering techniques while working on this wasn't very smart.
>>97414253Forgot the picture
>>97414257Bro, I am retarded.
>>97414182It's funny how this place has such a forced outrage over reddit when probably 95%+ of users are also on there>b-but I'm not!!sure you are buddy
>>97414103Yeah
>>97414147>kroot boobs>sexual innuendos >it's sjw jokes, guys>It's no different than [this overly fetishized thing]You're not helping your case in the slightest, normal people are repulsed by you and do not find you or your stuff either fun, quirky or whatever you think it is.
>>97414250>They set them up to squat SlaaneshNope
>flashbacks to krieg civil war>completely removes any mystery and make the mythical figure of Jurten just some dude>extremely awkward present day, flashback, present day etc structure>they siege a hive city with a regiment of... 5000>because the whole hive city fell because of a few hundred orks and had to be abandoned This book was a fucking mistake, is the Vraks one any better?
>>97414240>>97414271Using Reddit to look up some obscure computer problem now and then isn't the same as being a redditor, thougever.
>>97414271I am in fact not. Sounds like projection, redditor.
>>97414170That explains why the archivefaggot is so obsessed with calling people redditors, it's a projection of guilt.
>>97414210>are wholesomeno, they aren't
>>97414228these are actually corsair helmets.
>>97414282Nigga you weren't there. They were 100% going to squat Slaanesh, just like they had done in AoS. Actually, killing Slaanesh in 40k would have been way less radical than squatting WFB, and that's exactly what they had done. Then management changed.
>>97414293I wonder who is behind this post
>>97414228nah, eldar look better when their helmets are alienthe torquemada look makes them too similar to imperials
>>97413860Nah you always need at least>General chat>Looking for games>WIP and painting
>>97413798>tqMacharius tanks.>op picWhat’s the most likely response/reactions that the various groups of lgs people will have if I bring a 3d printed coomer army?
>>97414300I won't rest until every faction has retvrned to D:<
>>97414314based
>>97414311I don't know how many gallons of semen I've spilt to the Hellgate: London trailer.
>>97414301>Nigga you weren't there.I was there.>, just like they had done in AoS.Slaanesh never been squated in AoS, it's been missing and it's mark still was presented on Archaon's shield.
Figuring out some fun IBO conversions to do for my tau battlesuits and currently stuck figuring out a conversion suit for pic related, any suggestions.My current plan>Give farsight a mace and alternate head for Barbatos>Shoulder mounted railgun broadside for Flauros
>>97414312>Macharius tanks.God if only. I love it, it's like if they took all the derp out of the baneblade design. Also the hull looks so good.
>>97413953
>>97414288I listened to an audio book of that which was YouTube and I swear I heard something about a launched squig landing on the spike of a Krieger’s helm.Makes me think that at some point the dkok were redesigned to have pickelhaubes but changed to stahlhelm looking helmets at the last minute. But don’t quote me on any of it. I think the audiobook video has been taken down.I also didn’t really like how there managed to still be cadian wanking in a book about the kriegers.
>>97414324>be designed to be a tank between the russ and the baneblade>gw needs a tank thats between the russ and the baneblade!>make the machatius in plastic? no>make the fuck ugly low effort rogal dorn? yes
>>97414271If I use reddit once in a blue moon to goon to cosplay whores does that make me a redditor?
>>97414327They had to do it because there wasn't enough plastic, the dorn just about worked with a hole in the bottom
>>97414271you'll notice reddit is only ever brought up whenever someone needs an additional thing to shitpost about a poster he was already shitposting about the schizo latched onto decalfag for the decals, and then brought up reddit when people didn't give as much of a shit about the decals themselves as he didanother schizo (or the same one), long shitposted about lamentersanon because he foiled his shitposts by actually posting models when the usual "post models" one too many times, so he dug up reddit and accusations of spam and avatarfaggingnobody gave a shit about the green custodes guy until he dared have an opinion about female custodes, then he became the worst chud possible with the flip of a switch so now he's a redditor, and once again accused of spam (curious how the pattern repeats, isn't it?)
>>97414264It came out great. I like the Eye of Horus decals.
>>97414326that does happen>Renick’s second taste of action came when squigs invaded the encampment.>She had come across these stunted aberrations before: little balls of pus and fury, barely more than heads on stumpy legs, scampering on clawed feet. Their features varied. Some had six eyes, others had none. Some bristled with spines or had vestigial horns or tails. All had great slavering mouths with fangs. No one quite knew what they were. A genetic resemblance to the orks could not be denied – though Renick had once seen a squig snatched up by an ork and thrust down its gullet.>They had appeared in the trenches two days earlier, seemingly from nowhere – until someone worked out that they were being catapulted from the hive. Some splattered upon landing, while Renick had heard tell of one impaled upon a Krieg helmet.
>>97414319No shit he wasn't literally squatted but they made a conscious decision to sweep him under the rug.He wasn't missing, he was beaten and imprisoned by the elf heroes. I imagine they'd have done similiar thing in 40k had they not backtracked.>mark still was presented on Archaon's shield.Not exactly the same as having a Slaanesh head represented on his mount like the other 3 is it?
>>97414288GW numbers have literally ALWAYS been that retarded. Just fill in the numbers with better ones in your head. Idk why, if its just because the UK is bad at maths or what, but you just have to accept the entire country accepts that the fate of billions is decided by 200 guys versus 200 guys in a swamp somewhere. They have never, at any point ever, but a reasonable number in anything they have ever printed.
>>97414304I'm not one the obsessions of the archivefag, I just join in his derision when he posts, but that's clearly striking a nerve with you for some reason.
>>97413980I actually kind of agree. Expanding upon existing lore is entirely different than changing something that's already established within the setting. Good point anon
>>97414319Except AoS literally has a slannesh faction and made new AoS slannesh models... so...
>>97414339Yeah but there's less people dying than in WW2 in a giant galactic campaign and then there's 5000 dudes
>>97414340Huh. Coulda fooled me .
>>97414325>>97413996>>97413953Lots of Black Templars anons here. Is it the most popular chapter?
>>97414342I remember a guy bragging about buying multiple of the big Slaanesh chariots for 50$ total because of the "slaanesh squated" retards panic selling shit that's still in use today
>>97414342Released well over the 3 year mark that's said to be the time GW takes from design to production.AoS is already 11 years old bro. It absolutely wasn't a coincidence that AoS and 40k had ways to write Slaanesh out of the setting at the same time.
>>97414342Slaanesh was soft squatted until xir was released some editions later
>>97414343Thats the entire point of my post. Their numbers are and always have been retarded. They think 5000 people is a reasonable amount of troops in a battle for the fate of a city of 15 billion.
>>97414348That's a good deal though especially since pic rel is gone.
>>97414347They are one of the most popular chapters even outside of here
>>97414348>"slaanesh squated" retards panicit was true
>>97414350>>97414349I mean, not getting new model releases is not the same thing as squatted.Its like the people saying demons got squatted this edition, despite receiving more support than half the factions that did. They have twice the detachments of custodes lol.>>97414348Thats what I did during the Deathwatch squat. I picked up a ton of kits and used models for cheap. It felt incredibly good when our index came back.
>>97414342AoS launched with no slaanesh in 2015. Ynnari happened in 2017.Hedonites launched in 2021.
>>97414336Thank you anon. Thought I misremembered things.The impalement is why I assumed at one point the kriegers were gonna get pickelhaubes but the idea was scrapped.
>>97414333Thank anon. This is taking forever.It's actually the Titan Legion symbol of Legio Fueans. The Tiger Eye™
>>97414367Nigga xir got put in prison so that boobies wouldn't scare Timmy's mom off. Fucking skaven took xirs place. It was absolutely the ongoing narrative in 40k as well
>>97414210>muh fetish is wholesome! >ur fetish is creepy and problematic! How very womoid of you, but I'm afraid you'll never actually be one
>>97414337>to sweep him under the rug.No retard they always planned to return Slaanesh as part of progressive storyline
>>97414225It do be like that Mista Stancil
>>97414368>AoS launched with no slaanesh in 2015Tzeentch didn't have a non-demon faction in launch AoS either, besides the curseling.
>>97414378>How very womoid of you,I mean he is marinefag after all.
>>97414377well, luckily they abandoned that. Thats a good point, that slannesh got squatted in AoS and they were working towards that in 40k. There was some change of leadership around the start of the 2020s so I wonder if thats why they walked back from that.I know 40k has become hyper sanitized and family friendly (SM2) but I would like to see SOME of that heavy metal 80s grittiness survive forward into the world of hyper corporate GW.
>>97414026Coomers shit up these threads more than the thread shitters do.
>>97414275>>It's no different than [this overly fetishized thing]...that's a common community in-joke to the point that even my tertiary friends who barely know about 40K know about it, yes. I'm not trying to sanitize tauboobs, I'm saying they're way more widely accepted than you might like.
>>97414341>that picI believe that pic is genuine>butIt is pics like pic related that make me wonder how much fake lore has been put and accepted as canon by the fan base.I know pic related is a joke picture but there may be deliberate fakes put out just to troll secondaries.Your pic just reminded me of pic related.It doesn’t take away that pages like that are one of the best examples of setting the tone for a fantasy universe.
>>97414392It depends on the coomers. The AI SLOP magnus ass dude was genuinely intentionally trying to make the thread worse and throod faster. Random coom posts mixed in with actual discussion isnt really harmful, certainly not as harmful as professional schizos like decalmutant and the guy who was obssessed with and doxd [REDACTED]. Obviously the jannies/mods dont think random 40k SFW pornography is off topic, or it would be removed. So if the mods consider it on topic, it is.
>>97414339it's because they're models first, game second, lore after. everything twists to a scale closer to what the models and game represents. realism isn't the aim.
>>97414319>b-but shem is on the scratch on the shield though!there's literally no valid reason for slaanesh's absence in the varanguard gear and with dorghareven the excuse that her imprisonment meant she didn't send his demonic servants or gifts around was contradicted in the same fucking rulebook with demons and blessed warriors roaming around and with a greater demon sent to fight sigmargw was definitely planning on executing slaanesh, no other reason for excluding it from archaon and the varanguard in this way, models only started popping up years after the great community survey which had many sending their wishes to see otherwise misbegotten model ranges like sisters, squats, and slaaneshand not only that, the greater wave of mortal stuff in aos only arrived after a tentative wave of demons which was quite obviously a way to test the water and see if there was an actual demand in paying customers
>>97414408I would agree with you if they havent made multiple epic scale games.
>>97414348>chariots they're the worst kit currently in production to build and paint lmao good luck
>>97413861Sisters used to be considered "brides" of the Emperor and it came with avow of celibacy since they were already spiken for. However this carried some baggage from when they were harem members so it later changed to being "daughters" of the Emperor and did away with the chastity.
>>97414412even epic isn't that large scale.
Now that's a cool looking dude
>>97414416>Sisters used to be considered "brides" of the EmperorThey were daughters of the emperor, and only got renamed brides to be the brides of Goge Vandire, who claimed to be mortal incarnation of the Emperor and it is implied he used that as concubines not just bodyguards. You are a newfag who doesnt actually know or care about the sisters lore.
>>97414062I only post from my phone. And always from work. Literally get paid to shit post and dunk on faggots like you. Then I go home and do hobby stuff. Life is good.
>>97414379If they always wanted to have slaanesh as a full presence why imprison him in particular in the first place, retard? Literally nothing came out of that.Why have it missing on archaon's steed and other new chaos models?Why have the Ynnari storyline going at the same time and then suddenly have it hit a brick wall?Believe what you want to believe, not like we'll ever have a definitive proof either way.
>>97414410>no other reason for excluding it from archaonBut mark of slaanesh wasn;t excluded from Archaon's model
>>97414371I thought it might have been their original design and GW wanted to nostalgiabait again but afaik this is the first Krieg depiction and no spike.
This is who is calling you a chud online
>>97414087Yeah your a fag. Lamentor anon posted models. And I appreciate models.
>>97414432because a fucking tiny rune is an irrelevant and weightless baggage to carry unlike actual design cues like a 4th demonic head for the chaos chimera or a demonic weapon that would reference a style that wouldn't have been kept anymore in chaosyou dumb fuck
>>97414440I too love looking at the same model 40000 times.
>>97414157Love the look of the priest
>>97414432
>>97414447One for each warhammer :o
>>97414431>Literally nothing came out of that.Literally entire aelven lore and further events like Broken Realm built upon the Slaanesh imprisonment and gods creating new races out of souls extracted from it's belly
>>97414439What is this your sister?
>>97414424I think all designs inspired by slav are lame.
I have never seen a muslim playing 40kis it haram? chess is haram in islam
I'll paint a model today.
>>97414055>krieger statues I got a 3d printed miniature statue base and a metal cadian at ease miniature for such a project.My problem was that I read somewhere that a lovely bronze statue verdigris affect could be made if one mixed a green wash with a light green over bronze painted models.I messed it up and the mix just made the whole thing green so I have to paint stripe and start over. Might redo it in grey stone.3d printed resin is generally safe to paint strip in 99 percent isopropyl alcohol right?
I know we all love AoS around here, but surely we can talk about 40k related things.
>>97414463I hope you do, post some WIPs or something. I'd love to see it>>97414464yeah im pretty sure it is
>>97414461The only Muslim dude I know that plays 40k was a wannabe viking redshirt that converted.
>>97414465Uhhh, sex with Eldar?
>>97414465I’ve never liked how gw does flayed flesh. It looks lazy.
>>97414465>he says posting HH
>>97414445>a fucking tiny rune is an irrelevantExcept it completely ruins your narrative of GW trying to leave Slaanesh forgotten in AoS>>97414431>Why have the Ynnari storyline going at the same time and then suddenly have it hit a brick wall?Because:1) Eldar;s relationship with Slaanesh is the main source of Eldar's signature traits as a faction2) They are fucking Eldar. There is no way GW is going to let anyone kill any Chaos God except Guilliman or Emperor and certainly not Guilliman's designated sidekicks.
Meanwhile back on Krieghttps://youtu.be/XhjqMWWoSlM?si=tkJng9RaqMCXdk1c&t=96
>>97414474You're clearly not ready for 11th ed.
>>97414288At a 0 or two at the end of every number GW gives
I dont think 11th will fix anything but wargear costs and even then I think that'll be half-assed where you have to take specific "loadout packages" for the entire squad or something
>>97414445Nta butI think the tiny rune may have just been a Easter egg at most. A slight nod those that would get it.>>97414467alright thanks I’ll give the paint stripping a try.
>>97414461I do play
>>97414328that probably makes you worse anon
>>97414147I wholeheartedly hate the kind of stuff you post. Please stay on reddit or Tumblr or wherever the fuck this trash is from.
>>97414491
Tau having a lifespan of 60 years is genuinely one of the worst decisions they've made.
>>97414496I like it. It's wierd that its always the high science tropes that get the shortened life spans though. You think one of the big things they would be trying to solve with science is limited life span. And we know its completely solveable because Humans, Eldar, Necrons, Votann all have methods of achieving immortality and the Tau haven't bothered to invent it because................
>>97414475>Eldar;s relationship with Slaanesh is the main source of Eldar's signature traits as a factionO rly I didn't know that.Has been since the inception of eldar in the, what was it, early 90s? And yet, at the exact same time slaanesh is imprisoned in fantasy, they introduce a concept that would allow eldar to fight against it in 40k. What a curious coincindence. I'm sure it was pure chance.
>>97414496It worked when 40k was a setting and not an ongoing narrative
>>97414347Yeah they're pretty popular. My first 40k army back in 5th edition. Black templars are the only second founding chapter to have their own codex.
>>97414331>curious how the pattern repeatsThe pattern that repeats is that they were stupid enough to attach their models to an opinion. That's literally like putting a kick me sign on your back and if you believe that btfo'ing someone on a fucking anonymous imageboard is going to stop them from shitposting an hour later you're unironically retarded and should seek professional help. This is what redditors don't get about this place and that's why they turn into lolcows so often.
>>97414503>O rly I didn't know that.Aspect Warriors and the whole Path system was introduced because of Slaanesh birthWraith constructs exists because of Eldar's use of soulstones and Infinity Cirquits>they introduce a concept that would allow eldar to fight against it in 40k.But they didn't. They pointed Ynnead to killing Slaanesh for good if he ever grow.
>>97414475>Except it completely ruins your narrative of GW trying to leave Slaanesh forgotten in AoSno, it doesn't, I was not saying slaanesh was going to get deleted from the fluff, I'm saying it was going to get executed, on screen, with its death being a part of a grand narrative and all that would be left of it being the consequences of its death such as whatever was the original plans for the elves of both settings (notably enough, both aos light elves and 40k craftworlds, which were both asking for updates or a representation also arrived only after years of the supposed slaanesh backtracking, implying their new or faithful designs got worked on after that and there were different plans before that point), its memory, and a fucking scratch on a shield.But it wouldn't have had a range, so it wouldn't have had representation of its design cues and styles on the chaos models that were clearly made to spearhead that direction, before they changed course.Now, are you going to pretend I'm saying something else, or are you just going to stay in denial of this possibility for no reason other than zealotry?
>>97414475>) Eldar;s relationship with Slaanesh is the main source of Eldar's signature traits as a factionIt's kinda ironic considering Slaanesh has absolutely zero need for Eldar any more. You could have Slaanesh suddenly eat all of the Eldar in an overnight blurb and it would have virtually zero impact on ALL of the other factions, and Slaanesh would just keep chugging right along with EC.
>>97414513Tbf being a legion or not didn't really use to matter. Also, I think Crimson Fists had a supplement
>>97414495is this after she got Gue'vesa bf? Are all other white haired tau girl prequels?It's been bugging me every time those are posted
>>97414490Damn. I guess I'm cooked chat. Frfr on g
>>97414519>an opiniononly when it's an opinion (you) don't like, it turns out
are space marine players the worst part of the player base?
>>97414532Not really. They are overrepresented among every stereotype of player/hobbyist because of sheer numbers.
Can someone help me understand why the autocannon is the only heavy weapon without the heavy keyword on the legionary specialist loadout options?
>>97414537most of the ones I encounter are tertiaries that started the hobby with 10th because of space marine 2.
>>97414478Way to remind me that I still listen to Nachtmahr’s music.I like Sirenen and Keine Lieder and his older nachtmahr music too.My lgs sometimes lets us play music when we have games when the store is mostly less packed due to slow business days.I’ll never pick a nachtmahr song for obvious reasons when it is my turn as the lgs patrons will look at me funny not realizing that the aesthetic choice is just for shock value like satan and heavy metal.Yeah I picked 40k imperial guard as my army. I don’t really have a thing for the kriegers though.
>>97414491That's nice dear, it doesn't change the fact that it exists and that tau public perception leans far more on the qt blueberry side of things than the wrinkled fishface side.
>>97414523>Now, are you going to pretend I'm saying something else, or are you just going to stay in denial of this possibility for no reason other than zealotry?Nope, I am quite satysfied since you accepted that it's been only a possibility of GW's planning to do anything with Slaanesh. But think about from the other point of view. GW plans their release scheduels for years, Ynnari were introduced in Gathering Storm, which ended with Guilliman's release. Following 8th edition was focused on newly introduced Primaris marines along with updating their main arch-nemesis Chaos Space Marines. Where do you think planned execution of Slaanesh was supposed to take place? Durring Plague Wars? Durring Psychic Awakening?
>>97414544because the rules are trash. I mean, there are weapons in 10th that have assault and heavy at the same time.
>>97414349>>97414350>>97414367>>97414368Between dorghar and the varanguard, that one aos booklet showing the marks of khorne, nurgle, tzeentch and... malekith, and the fact that the others got range refreshes early in 1st edtion while slaanesh had to wait till mid-late 2nd, does to me indicate that at least something was going on in regards to the squatting of slaanesh in aos, soft or otherwise. Especially when combined with the capture subplot, and of course 40k's ynnari having a similar narrative going on. On the other hand, early aos was a fucking mess in general. That booklet also mentions "Red Slayers" and "Steamhead Duardin", clearly not what those factions ended up being called. One artist working at gw at the time explained that they basically give him no directions on what to put in some of the art besides the models he was given, so he just drew whatever fit the 'vibe'. Point is, things were clearly rushed.Anyhow, I think there's a good indication they were intending to, at the very least, push slaanesh into the background, if not outright remove them from the setting I also believe however, that they backtracked on this decision either just before or just after the launch of aos, hence the weirdness and delay in miniatures.
Things aren't looking good for the imperium, sometimes khorne has to save them from the tyranids, sometimes eldar have to save them from my the necrons.The imperium lacks the ability to beat either the tyranids or the necrons in space.
>>97414550>nta but>tau public perception leans far more on the qt blueberry side of things than the wrinkled fishface side.How many instances have there been when gw gave into internet fan perceptions?
>>97414555>and the fact that the others got range refreshes early in 1st edtionDid they? Pretty sure Nurgle had to run End Times model untill second edition which also introduced first GHB.
>>97414461I'm a muslim but I only read the books.Honestly terra reminds me of Saudi Arabia. You see millions of pilgrims thirsty and hungry, begging for money, sometimes they die in stampedes and accidents. The guys who wrote all of this are definitely inspired by modern islam.
>>97414561That was never the conversation at hand. See >>97414088>>takes the public perception of a faction out of the hands of the IP holders all whilst they're powerless to sue over itIt doesn't matter what GW does or doesn't do, the blueberries will continue until morale improves and long after that as well.
>>97414562Nurgle is basically Krishna. And nurgles garden is Mumbai.
>>97414564>muzzies are all filthy secondaries America should've just nuked the whole region
>>97414531>everyone I don't like is the same personThat would sure be convenient, eh? I don't give a fuck about any of them, if they enjoy being shitposted at and getting into retarded, pointless arguments every thread that's their business. Just don't pretend you're helping the thread by participating in these meltdowns lmao
Have Tau and Crons fought in a relatively large scale?
>>97414573Why are you proud of not knowing the lore?
>>97414568>That was never the public perception I can believe that. Maybe the secondaries know that’s just fan depiction but know it isn’t canon as much as they want it to be so.
>>97414562I just checked, nah nurgle was still 1st edition though to be fair it relatively late in 1st, january 2018. Khorne got stuff summer of 2015, tzeentch in january of 2017. Slaanesh had to wait till second edition for a big refresh, which was split in two waves, same as lumineth were. First one in may 2019, second in february 2021, few months before aos 3rd edition launched.
>>97414562>which also introduced first GHB.Wasn't that 1e? It's how AoS actually got points costs and functional rules.
>>97414571isnt krishna basically jesus?
>>97414532Most people?
It would be nice to see Muslim, Jewish, and Buddhists Sororitas
>>97414555>One artist working at gw at the time explained that they basically give him no directions on what to put in some of the art besides the models he was given, so he just drew whatever fit the 'vibe'.
>>97414585>Wasn't that 1e?1st edition of GHB, but not 1st edition of AoS
>>97414581It's similar to Yvraine x Guilliman or futa draenei (albeit less porny than the latter). It doesn't matter whether it's canon or not, people enjoy it because they think it's funny, they legitimately enjoy it, they WANT it to be canon, or any other random reason, so the meme gets perpetuated all the same
>>97414596Now you're just making shit up
>>97414592Prompt: Dwarf Slayers fighting Khornate warriors. Everything is on fire
>>97414579Keep cryong, nomodels
>>97414600That's basically how Saturnine Terminators became canon
So do Exodites actually have dino riders or is that just fan canon?
>>97414604Nah GW have been milking RT nostalgia for yearsFor all 2 boomers who actually remember it.
>>97414604There's been some books that described female tau as attractive too iirc, or at least as not the weathered, wrinkly skinbags we see in art.
>>97414585>>97414596The first generals handbook came out summer 2016, a year after aos' launch, and is basically the book that made aos into an actual game. All (well, most) of the extremely weird 1st edition shit you've probably heard of like no points and joke rules comes from the pre-GHB free rules and shit they had put online. It's solidly 1st edition, although the pre-GHB days are sometimes referred to as AOS 0 or 0.5 edition.
>trying to get my army out for a photo>takes up the entire tableoh theres more than i expected
>>97414579I dont care about lore, I care about models and boardgames.this board is /tg/, not /lit/. I'm sure if you made a 40k thread on /lit/ it would get a decent response.
Does it ever get acknowledged in the lore how much slaanesh daemons and even some mutated emperor children look an awful lot like aeldari or is that just an irony that’s lost on the setting?
>>97414607They definitely exist, check out Promethean sun, but the extent of the dinosaurs is up to interpretation which has caused a lot of the over exaggerations.
>>97414643Its acknowledged to the extent that slaanesh take form of it's favourite food/playthings.
>>97414564>You see millions of pilgrims thirsty and hungry, begging for money, sometimes they die in stampedes and accidents. The guys who wrote all of this are definitely inspired by modern islam.No, it was inspired by an exaggeration of middle ages europe. It's just that whites advanced beyond such barbarity but your kind didn't.
>>97413897>this already happened with Titus.Realistically how likely is it for the Black Lion to appear in an official art piece either by a pressed-for-time gw paid artist or AI generating him?
>>97414548>Nachtmahr>click for the nazi girls>get weimar degeneracy instead
do psykers have to consume more calories than a regular person? if they have sections of their brain that are activated compared to a regular person, they would. this is such a minor thing though, I doubt it's ever mentioned in anything official
>>97414658You're calling yourself more advanced than the imperium?
what are some bits you wish were more easily available? like jump packs, if there was a sprue of just jump packs people would buy the shit out of that
>>97414670are you sure you're not confusing it with mass effect biotics?because that IS a thing in mass effect, biotics have to have more calories
Testing a new color scheme for my Tau.>Cloth: Dark Grey>Armor Base: Magmadroth Flame>Armor Higlights: PurpleAlways liked Orange/Purple as a color combo, but not quite able to decide what to paint the insignia symbols. I was thinking either silver or bronze.What do you Anons tink?
>>97414658there's still christians that act like that all over the world. uneducated people are always the most obnoxious lol. fucking religious retards
>>97414666>Degeneracy is dying in the trenchesYou're not a real man
>>97414677Christians don't have a troy ounce of faith in their bodies.40k is neither inspired by christians, nor the middle ages. Because christians have never believed in god.
>>97414675Why do retards love taking pictures of their thumbs? Put the model down ffs.
>>97414607If it is fan canon is should become actual fan canon, like Alpha Legion being playing all sides renegades instead of generic sorcerers
>>97414439what does this male custodian have to do with a lesbian flag
Can ma'amstodes get pregnant?
all tzeentch and thousand son units/boxes should always have 9 modelsall nurgle and deathguard units/boxes should always have 7 modelsall slaanesh and children of the emperor units/boxes should always have 6 modelsall khorne and world eater units/boxes should always have 8 models
>>97414704No, but you can >*cums in you*
>>97414671Yes. The Imperium is explicitly in social decline and has been for tens of thousands of years. Technological too, even if they've still got us beat there.
>>97414436Well Krieg was just a Steel Legion in a different color scheme.
>>97414688Light
>>97414718Already debunked 10 times over, please go away.
>>97414723
>>97414712You have a misconception of social progress. Telling people they can be anything is not sustainable.
>>97414723>>97414733
>>97414733>>97414741This retard really keeps going over and over again until you can't be bothered to debunk him again for the 100th timeGuess you win, I can't be bothered.
>>97414666Did you at least like the music I like though?Did it make you think about starting a guard army?It’s alright if you don’t like the music though.I’d be in real hot water if I had the first almost two minutes of Schaft’s cover of Broken English play at the lgs. That would get me kicked out and give warhammer 40k guard players even more bad reputation.Schaft’s Broken English was in the Hellsing Ultimate anime’s glassing of London part. The Goebbels speech that the zeppelins seemed to broadcast is actually in the song.I think Schaft’s Broken English (after the speech) actually weirdly enough fits in the theme of 40k too.And The Major from Hellsing Ultimate is the only non-Warhammer 40k character I know that would fit in well in the 40k universe because he loves war.
>>97414761Put a troonflag somewhere and you get immunity
>2 arms and a gun all with flat connections you have to glue together without any guidanceMan this shit feels downright archaic. Bizarre to find this on such a new kit
>>97413881
>>97414787Not braindead enough for you?
>>97414740Child genital mutilation for the sake of a secular religion is in fact also socially regressive and barbaric. It's essentially circumcision on steroids.
>>97414634
>>97414761I like hellsing and austrian painter as much as the next chud but i dont think it mixes well with 40k. Kinda cringe
>>97414810Sometimes I wonder why I post here when I can already predict exactly what's going to be said with 99% accuracy.
>>97414787>melta and plasma on the same sculptAre they exclusive? Wouldn't surprise me since that seems to be GWs new MO, to make the rules reflect what's in the box
>>97414823Yes they’re exclusive but not rules wise. You can have one of each but the gun won’t fit on anyone else in the squad without some hobby knife work. It was a whole thing when the kit first dropped.
>>97414823yeah you might be able to convert it onto another arm but like the instructions say that right arm only exists once.Rules wise you can only have 1 of each weapon but you can take both a plasma and melta.
>>97414828That's better than I expected tbf
>>97414813Lovely.>>97414809Abhorrent trash.
>>97414783>get immunityI just know someone out there has adopted such aesthetics for immunity to freely be a thorn in everyone’s side.>>97414814What music do you think would fit in with 40k? >hard mode: no Bolt Thrower
>>97414846military marches
So are rhinos and shit staying next edition or are they about to get the can? Haven't kept up with any of the rumours and whatnot.
>>97414822>write stupid shit>get stupid responsesWOOOOOW
>>97414846>What music do you think would fit in with 40k?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MK5pGJZi78
>>97414863>>97414846https://youtu.be/Ni3CazygOh4?t=55I like disposal unit.
>>97414846>What music do you think would fit in with 40k?I'd really like to see Brendon Small make a HH rock opera.No idea why but I think a 40k rock opera would go hard
>>97414889That succubus is after his geneseed. He should be careful, otherwise he might father the 1st eldar space marine hybrid.
So tired of the shitty 40k porn posting, you're a creepy weirdo, we get itDon't @ me I won't reply to you fucks
>>97413881An older picDidn't get an answer last time so I'm trying again: is there anything fun to do with Orks right now? I'm wanting to try a game again but I feel I've done everything that 10th has to offer in this faction.
>>97413907Damn this is hot
Apothecaries don't collect Geneseed enough.They always disregard their dead comrades. Makes no sense to me.
>>97414897Just remind them that 40k is an aro/ace setting because space marines are aromantic eunuchs.
>>97414917You collect geneseed after the battle, theres no point making an attempt at recovery if you are going to get hit as well
>>97414897Im not a gooner, but if posting this will upset you I suppose its my civic duty.
>>97414331Yea the nomodels schizo wannabe janny here is unhinged to say the least, we just have to put up with him sadly.
So if 11th edition box launches on June 27th that means we have 21 more GW product release weekends before that Starter box goes up for sale. We know one of those weekends will be Horus Heresy Custodes, One will be all the Maelstrom stuff, and at least two will be AoS Battletome weekends with Ossiarchs and then Tzeentch/Lumineth. Blood Bowl elves another. And one will be for the Eye of Terror book and box set releases.But that leaves about 15 weekends unaccounted for. What do you think they will pad it out with?>An Armageddon book with Steel Legion/Orks stuff>Another Kill team box>Another AoS Battletome >Individual releases of some of the 500W/Malestrom stuff>Made to order stuff before the edition change>Is Underworlds still a thing?>Necromunda probably has something coming up I'm forgetting about>Does Lord of the Rings still get new stuff?
>>97414035The obsession with lamenteranon should be studied, I assume its because she posted boobies and now the freaks are swarming her.
>>97414941>sheI can clock hormone humps from a mile away, boy.
>>97414871>I'd really like to see Brendon Small Hell yeah!>make a HH rock opera.Utter faggotry
>>97414944Nah shes just a petite white girl, we got loads of small titty bitches
>>97414949Fine then a badab war rock opera
>>97414331decalmutant is the worst poster this thread has seen in a decade, and the reason people bring up reddit constantly is because he himself BRAGGED that he came here after getting kicked out of there. his models covered in nazi decals were just mocked lightly, it was his behavior the earned him his notoriety.
>>97414940>An Armageddon book with Steel Legion/Orks stuffIt will be Yarrick leading KriegAt best Steel Legion upgrade sprue for Krieg
>>97414944Anon why are you studying tranny titsWhat the fuck is wrong with you
>>97414940I don't think guard can do upgrade sprues anymore, considering they get rid of "infantry squad" and replaced it with Cadian, Catachan and Krieg battleline squads. I find this really unlikely.
>>97414923just the lame ones!
>>97414961Bullshit, you let politics cloud your judgement and affect the way you treat people. I haven't done anything here other than post models and defend myself from schizo antics. I would prefer we discuss Warhammer now.
>>97414974To be fair, he's collecting it from someone who probably isnt even going to die
>>97414940They're not going to release new Orks stuff just before two massive waves of new Orks stuff in the starter box and first codex release. Maybe a single Ork character like Badrukk to square off against Yarrick.
>>97414846>Space MarinesThe most mid power metal you've never heard>Eldar90s downtempo electronica>Deldar90s hardstyle and Nightcore edits>OrksGarage metal, outlaw rock and Weird Al>Admech Gregorian House>CustodesBreakcore since it's the most trooncoded musical genre >TauKpop>Imperial guardSlavic doomercore>Tyranids Dinowave>Genestealers Ska>SoBsFromsoft soulscore music
>>97414897Okay
>>97414575You mean what you’re doing now, idiot?
>>97414952Keep believing that, but YWNBAW>>97414964They call me the Master of the Watch cuz I keep on clockin em, baybee
>>97414923>>97414974Are there slave men genetically modified to just generate geneseed in 40k lore?I would be surprised if there aren’t.
>>97414961Decalfag might be a moron but he’s not worse than the Blizzard marketer or the AoS crossposters who bitch and moan about TOW in a general that belongs to neither game. The only reason Decalfag is even so intolerable is that people give him and his pet schizo the time of day.
>>97414982>Genestealers>SkaSka you say?https://youtu.be/QYZQIUwezg8?si=AhyEQxcGNvFejmkY
>>97414682>god with a small gHERESY>>97414461But SHESS as it is called in persia according to me, is native to the islam world.
>>97414961he's a sperg, but he's too retarded to act otherwise, you're worse because you purposefully bait him out to drag the thread down in your never ending shitflinging.
>>97415001>AoS crossposters who bitch and moan about TOWIsnt this like max 4 posts a day? DM and his fan club is like 200-500 posts a day lol. I agree its weird that the ToW hate squad shows up consistently in this thread.
>>97415007Chess predates islam
>>97415013>>97415001retards deserve to be bullied, gatekeeping is good.
>>97414975He is right though. I've been here for 10+ years and it's never been as bad here as after you came along. Not even the edgecoc era was this bad.
>>97414941>still trying to gaslight the thread that these were reallol, lmao even
Seriously, this general has gone straight down the shitter over the last few years. Is it because of the lame edition we're in?
>>97415019You’ve been doing it for a year with basically no success though.
>>97414502>becauseCultural reasons.>high scienceBecause high magic is associated with religion and in religious texts Methusaleh lived for 1000 years and his son Enoch, who was actually Pharoah Khufu according to trusted sources, lived for 365 years.
>>97415026No one is playing 10th yeah
>>97415015There are doors older than islam
>>97415014I’ve been in threads where they shit things up for a bit while Decalfag and company are mysteriously absent. I’d say that’s coordinated but it’s almost certainly the schizo in me talking.
>>97414974My biggest problem with the Huron Cohort is what their datasheet is. This guy would be cool as a unique Red Corsairs apothecary but I feel like he'll be part of a Retinue of Huron datasheet.
>>97415031A lot of the infantry releases of 30k are mid but I'll be damned in they didn't nail the breachers. They even mostly fixed the shitty nu-mkIII
>>97415026It's unironically mostly because of the namefaggotry and related dramas but you can't say that here without triggering the thread police
>>97415035I have to admit I haven't played since May myself. It really is a boring edition.
>>97415019that applies to you as well, remember that
>>97415015According to islam, islam came first and judaism/atenism/christianity are just versions of islam.
>>97415026It’s not just the lame edition. It’s also GW intentionally pulling in a lot of weirdos over the past decade, so this general just became a weird combination of chuds, sigmarxists, Archfags, normies who follow youtubers, and blatant Reddit crossposters. The worst mix of people who can’t tolerate each other at all so they’ll absolutely just hurl this board into shit in the hopes that they can hurt literally any of the other groups.
>>97415048>nu-mkIIIWhy do they always have to change things there was nothing wrong with? Is it some ego thing?
>>97414989>>97415024I'm not lamentersanon but she is clearly a woman anon..>>97415013>>97415001Why even bring me up to insult me at all? Just don't say anything about me unless you want to compliment a model or something and most of this shit will die down, you guys feed the schizos ravenous appetite for shitflinging when you mention me randomly.
Where is he?
>>97415022He was here up until last year though.
>>97415026The bread is stale and the circus is full of sad clowns and emaciated lions, the only fun left to be had is in mocking those who try to control us.While it's still legal to do so, at any rate.
>>97415048Do you think if Iron Warriors get their own supplement units that GW will finally let them use these in 40k so they can be cool siege troops instead of generic horned guys.
>>97414944The picture they used had a mannequin. We don't actually know what they are.
>>97415048What a cute girl!
>>97415072lol
>>97415063Nta but you need to realize that everyone here hates you. You must be a masochist or something.
>>97415064Nobody cares.
>>97414983>O'naholKek
>>97415063>sheLolLmaoI bet you think thailand and GDQ are both full of lovely ladies too
>>97415086But if you're gonna make Huron's retinue why would you ditch his top guy?
>>97415080:(
>>97415064I dunno, ask /hhg/
>>97415062Mk 3 always looked like shit
>>97415090God I wish I had a Thai gfProvided she's good at cooking Thai food
>>97414940There's some cathay old world stuff coming up too, there's a rumoured spearhead starter set thing that could come out between then, and obviously some more aos battletomes in general.
>>97415072Oh most certainly. They let World Eaters use Red Butchers, didn't they?
>>97415096That's literally a 40K model/character, secondary.
>>97415048>They even mostly fixed the shitty nu-mkIIINo, they didn't.It's literally the same 5 bodies but with a shield + gun and a slightly different helmet.The back of the legs are still fucked, the phobos pattern bolter looks stupid, the backpack is wrong, the knee pads are wrong and the shin plates are wrong.Nu-mk3 is ass and always will be. The Tortuga Bay resin mk3s are what GW should've done but in plastic.
>>97415107I kneel before your superior rivet counting.
>>97415063Don’t tell people what to do. This general isn’t your personal army.
>>97414969Cadians got an upgrade sprue, though
I don't want to spend as much money on warhammer in 2026 as in 2025, or in 2024, or 2023. Thinking about Corsairs. The box looks cool but with only 10 raiders and 1 reaver-captain and those are all their unique units, I might be better off acquiring separately and 'looting' CSM allies from models I already have painted like my daemon prince, instead of fighting scalpers to try and get a reasonable deal. If I could get the box for like 180 USD on a discount on ebay on preorder maybe I could sell some of the stuff I don't want (traitor guard).
>>97415001>>97415042Granted I don't come here that often but I haven't really seen any tow hate, if anything aos hate seems to be more common, although not nearly as much as in the past.
>want to buy a voidraven bomber>but have to assemble my raider>but should finish edge highlights on my kabalitesI also have some corsairs. The desire to acquire more, but wanting to finish what I have.
>>97415085>ealize that everyone here hates youDude 90% of it is one anon, I know you cannot believe that but its true and there is nothing I can do about him. >>97415110It was more of a suggestion but ok
>>97415118Yeah FOMO boxes are often not worth it if you really think about it. In the case where you 100% want every single model it's a nice little discount but then then do you really need all of them right now?This is mostly just me coping btw
>>97414940How long do you guys think the 500 worlds boxes will be available? I don't have any of the stuff in the drucarry box. If we assume that 500 worlds is being released march-june or something I could gain that. Then later, acquire haemonculi for a full house of cards of drukhari except the fliers.
>>97415063>Why even bring me up to insultbecause otherwise the schizo thinks I'm you, and because if you weren't enough of a sperg to reply to the schizo's provocations there would be no problem, I already told you before.
>>97415127The thing is that the upgrade sprue is nice but if I say my Reaver-Captain is leading a warband of Red Corsairs and other chaos marines I don't really need the upgrades per se, the upgrades are good for a Corsair-only army though. I guess it would depend long run if people are selling Reave captains for only like 30 bucks on ebay, or if they'll be massive faggots and price it at like 80 bucks for a year.
Was this really worth making over literally anything else like say kill team: Catachans or whatever?
>>97415129They're not simply provocations, he goes out of his way to falseflag and concoct false scenarios about me and my models daily and many people fall for it. The only reason this has not escalated even further is because of my dedication to point out when he is lying and how he does it. No need to respond any further lets discuss Warhammer 40k.I am excited to get my 500 worlds bundle this coming week, anyone else got something coming?
>>97415137Just bend away the shoulderpads on your painted models and replace them with RC ones. It will look way cooler
>>97415094>>97415064Second wave, trust the plan.
>>97413577Nice army brother, love that orange.
>>97415138I like Ratling, but I'm not paying over $30 burger dollars for them. Specially when they are half the size of other models
>>97415138Catachans will get a refresh in 11th.
>>97415072Lol. Lmao, even. Roflmao, perhaps. You’ll get power diapered oblits and mutilators and you’ll like it. New defiler could be cool though.
>>97415138Considered gw wastes molds on fucking fantasy football I think they're alright
I just don't get the point of 40K iron warriorsIf you cared about IW you're already collecting 30K models instead of seething about mutations on 40k IW(which we can already see on previews)
>>97415185IW "fans" don't collect models, thougever. IW players have been doing fine with regular CSM for ages, they only miss their basiliks
>>97415126>90%Keep telling youself that
>>97415200I'm not him, but I can't understand why you stay here when it's very obvious that you don't fit in.
>>97414787I'm not the brightest bulb in the shed but personally I glue both arms on the gun first and then fit the whole thing on the torso at once, and if it's not perfectly aligned I use a bit of milliput on the shoulder gap(s).
I just bought>a Reiver lieutenant>Reivers>Infiltrators>Eliminators>Intercessors>Assault Termiesfor a Raptors army. Wish me luck, dudes.
>>97415205You're talking to the nomodels schizo anon, reading comprehension much?
>>97414787Bluetack
>>97415138yeah, I want more abhumans
>>97415222I’d paypig for an Ogryn kill team
>>97415211looking forward to grabbing these on ebay
>>97415210>>97415216I managed building, it's just weird because GW generally doesn't do it this way anymore.
>>97415237Negativity is a choice, anon.
>>97415215Calling anyone a schizo when blaming 90% of all the justified hate you get here on one guy is pretty funny
>>97415211reiver lieutenant is bad, try to find an extra pair of fins for his backpack so you can run him as a lieutenant in phobos instead. reivers are underated due to competitive setups not using terrain they can exploit, but deep strike plus the -1OC aura is amazing for stealing enemy objectivesif you run vanguard spearhead intercessors lose their value as you have a sticky strat (with bonus damage). I still haven't painted mine.
>>97415112Cadian's have a dedicated data sheets: Cadian Shock Troop, Kasrkin, Cadian Heavy Weapon's Squad. There is no Steel Legion Infantry Squad, Steel Legion Heavy Weapons Squad. I think GW wants to push the models being in these 3 groups: Cadian, Catachan and Krieg. Any other models you have to kitbash / proxy yourself. Maybe they make a full steel legion subfaction though, I just find it unlikely.
>>97415255I'm sorry that you're dense? What do you want me to say at this point anon? Move on.
>>97415259We'll definitely get more random regiments as small releases now that IG are aspect warriors and armies are all mixed regiments.
>>97415256I dig your color/basing combo.
>>97415226Sane and I don't even play guard
>>97415138I HATE Hobbits, so no and everyone involved in this needs a noose.
>>97415222>>97415226ThisGive me more ogrynsGive me imperial squats auxilia
>>97415256Thanks for the tips, dude. One of the main reasons I bought so much at once was to have a pile of bits to make my intercessors say “Raptors” more by giving them webbing and knives and shit. Sucks that they’re not as valuable in a vanguard but oh well.
>>97415259They brought back Attilans (and then gave us Death Riders), so I wouldn't say it's unreasonable that we'll get one ASL unit introduced in Killteam or something. Really, GW is not going for mono-regiments anymore, and I understand why.
>>97415268>armies are all mixed regiments.What does this mean? >t. Haven’t played since 8th
this is a literal witch. bongs, explain yourselves.
>>97415288Every unit has their own special rules. Your supposed to mix them as you see fit.
>>97415288Basically, in-universe Guard armies are mishmashes of regiments from different homeworlds due to how the Guard is organized. It makes lore sense to have a hodgepodge of units from different worlds as your army on the table, but it’d probably look pretty silly.
>>9741529910/10 in London
>>97415299shes got milf potential
>>97415313I think she's Scottish though.
>>97415138Kill Team boxes should be for all the weird shit that doesn't warrant a proper 40k release.Like abhuman freaks, tau auxiliaries, and Dark Eldar.
>>97415299Would, but I also look like a bridge troll
>>97415299>>97415317
>>97415305Maybe another anon has a better quality image (3rd edition rulebook) but doing Imperial Guard with random units being from a different regiment could work.
>>97415274thanks. still evolving.
>>97415333>Griffon Vgh... sovl...
>>97415303>>97415305Thanks lads.I’m thinking of getting some ogryns.I’m just searching for good third party and/or stls to be printed.What is it with stl makers cramming so many details into every part of a model until it is so “crowded” with details?
>>97415333That does look pretty good, actually. I wish I had bought some of the old metal ogryns.
>>97415138Catachans are an 11th edition thing. If they just released all their ideas all at once they would gas out, kill the hype and make less money.
>>97415353I mean current IG, has Krieg, Cadia, Catachan and Attila. Along with abhumans
>>97415344What do you use for the dirt? Looks like really fine mulch bedding for a lizard or scorpion cage.
>>97415282If you dress them up with extra thematic stuff you can run them as sternguard. give them a leader with the infiltrator enhancement and it's a cool spec ops unit.
>>97415382it's tea with some oregano sprinkled in
>>97415365Honestly, who wants Catachans? I'm not saying I wouldn't mind, but it feels like there are more interesting regiments out there. To me, Catachans have already been explored enough with the newer FOMO models. They're a staple, for sure, but I'm not sure they have their own fanbase
>>97413798>What's a legends datasheet you want a refreshed kit of?I would say Vect but he never got legends rules.So Urien Rakarth. Covens are sorely missing a bunch their lost data sheets right now.
>>97415383That’s a great idea, I’d just need to find a heavy bolter on ebay. Just drop a captain and some vets in the backline. Hopefully I can get a game or two before 11e
>>97415397idk but GW already decided there are 3 playable regiments that make up the guard and they are cadians, kriegers and catachans.
>>97415397At this point it's not about what people want and more about obligations they have to check off on a list just to be done with it. Do you think they really want to update all those old shitty ranges they left for last or those kits no one really liked even when they were new?
>>97415397If you think gamerdad types won’t whale out for le ebin predator reference guys you’re wrong.
>>97415402Catachans still have their old plastic kits. None of the "squatted" regiments had plastic kits, and they released a whole krieg range in plastic. Plastic is the future, but Catachans are ancient
Everyone is talking about Catachans but I just want them to release a 20-man Valhallan conscript horde box
>>97415410must be granddads by now.
>>97415410It could be done with an 80's heroes killteam. There's no need for a full range
>>97415175BB has more sovl and more exciting gameplay than 40K ever will, sorry you have poor taste
>>97415421Haha yeah…
>>97415428There's nothing interesting about sportsball
>>97415428>t.BB sucks shit, even 10e 40k dabs on it.
>>97415442Good thing it's barely about sportsball and is rather a risk management game with high highs and low lows.
>>97414998Yes.You can implant the Progenoid organ into a servitor, harvest them later and then do it again and again.
>>97415281Ogryn heavy gunner team would be cool.Also I'd really like it if they added an ogryn character to necromunda too.
>painted for another 2 hoursI'm gonna make it
>>97415480They added one last year. He's in a stupid scuba suit
>>97414250If GW still wanted to do anything with Ynnari they would release Fulgrim model with final cronesword as optional weapon and losing it to Guilliman.At this point Communism Godess did more for Tau than Ynnead (and Ynnari) did for Eldar.
>>97415508I need more.
>>97415526Ynnari were created as a vehicle for playing eldar soup lists. Soup has since become a deemphasized feature of the meta and 40k listbuilding. Ynnari serve less of a purpose as a result.
>>97415397I want them to kitbash tribal guardsmen
gonna be so pissed if the new warsmith is a named character
>>97415586it will be
>>97415577Yeah, and I want to use them for necromunda bitz, but we don't really want them, if you get what I'm saying
>>97415586Yeah hobbylets who can't envision an apple typically get upset about something they could easily proxy or kitbash
>>97415586It’s Shon’tu
>>97415616How do I change the loadout of a named character? How do I give a named character enhancements?
>>97415618then I shon'tu be purchasing it
>>97415618Gesundheit
>>97415621You say "hey this guy I customized is my generic warpsmith, I just think his model looks cooler than the generic one" at the start of a game
>>97415586Erm, actually it's gonna be hecking epic! It's finna be my favorite BL character! Can you believe it! Legendary! So frickin' epic it's my favorite character from my favorite legion from book series! Amazeballs!
>>97415635>mixing up warsmiths and warpsmithsyou're either trolling or too dumb to engage withthere is no generic warsmith, or even any warsmith at all at the moment
>>97415621You can use the new Crucible of Champions for that, unironically
>>97415635>implying there will be rules for a generic warsmith if the only model for any warsmith they make is a named one
>>97415185I don't care about 30k and don't want to play your expensive resin game.
>>97415635The entire point of the initial post is fretting that there won't be a generic warsmith option...
>>97415644>He made a typo his argument is invalid(you) tried hobbylet >>97415654Considering the IW aren't going to be a standalone and will be a supplement just like the corsairs, yes.
>>97415644Warsmith used to be the generic name of an IW chaos lord
>>97415670>>He made a typo his argument is invalidNo, you can't use that to worm out of this. Let's say that was a typo, and you meant "warsmith". Well, in that case you're just talking nonsense, because there is no warsmith unit.
>>97415679I'm NTAKeep seething that you're this filtered by the prospect of hobbying and kitbashing
>>97415421>>97415410I'm not a dad or a granddad and not too old either I just think catachan is best for jungle terrains.
>>97415671And that wouldn't be a problem if 10th didn't gut customization. I was perfectly content running the metal Warsmith as a chaos lord with a power fist and combi-melta.
>>97415666Yeah retard, that's why you field a kitbashed model, use the rules of the HECKIN NAMED CHARACTER OH NOOOOO and say it's your generic donut steel character instead you fucking retard
>>97415698But you can't customize named characters. I'm in the game for the customization.
>>97415703You're not in the game at all
>>97415670The corsairs release *does* have a generic lord model. Anon is afraid IW won't, and you're saying "just use the rules for the generic warsmith instead" but you know full well there will be no such rules if there isn't a model besides the named one.
>>97415481That’ll do pig…that’ll do..
>>97415688There's no point in kitbashing when you don't have options anymore.
>>97415720just do it for the fun
>>97415703You absolutely can, it just doesn't change the rules on their datasheet
>>97415694It's returning in thr next maelstrom book
>>97415720You wouldn't do it regardless, you don't own any models
so let me get this straight, BT are basically loyalist WBs?
>>97415727The twofold reward for me used to be that it granted me the visual satisfaction of looking cool, plus the utility satisfaction of it granting me a different rule or rules to use.>>97415751I'm super suspicious of that as a former AoS player. It's gonna be like Anvil of Apotheosis where you can't even use it in normal games.
>>97415714A warsmith is a generic chaos lord with iw namingUse the generic chaos lord rules
>>97415727NTA but he has a point. It did always pain me when GW didn't include bitz for all possible loadouts (which they do all the time) but it got creative juices flowing on how to kitbash/convert things that weren't on the sprue.
>>97415754You know the drill, post your own now.
>>97415765How do I give a chaos lord a meltagun
>>97415771Sure, won't change the fact that you're mindbroken over nothing
>>97415765>then lose all the fluffy IW specific rulesIt's not a good solution
>>97415757Not really. WB basically rebuilt every world they took into shrine worlds. BT leaves a guy behind to scout for aspirants and instill faith.
>>97415779meant to put nta, nice models tho. I hope your argument participant posts his as well.
>>97415780>Fluffy IW specific ruleslol
>>97415762Of course it's not for normal games. It's probably a crusade supplement or something completely new
>>97415794THEN WHAT'S THE GOOD OF IT
>>97415777You put it on the model
>>97415790I haven't painted anything since 8th edition.
>>97415796You can use the rules for crusade or narrative games? Believe it or not, but a standardized system really makes your life easier in these cases. Also, it could be some kind of trial run before 11th (this is pure copium). What matters is that GW will make official rules for conversions again. That's really big news.
>>97415809>You can use the rules for crusade or narrative games?so it's completely hopeless
>>97415802Why are you telling me this? Just start painting again.
If they're not bringing back points for wargear I want there to be a reason to take a chainsword.
>>97415809>What matters is that GW will make official rules for conversions again.is this cope or based on some leak
>>97415847It's on Warhammer Community https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/w4kpa40k/the-new-year-preview-enter-the-lair-of-the-tyrant/
>>97415847>This is one of the most exciting additions to Warhammer 40,000 in ages, giving you a flexible set of rules for creating your own character units and leading your army with a hero of your own making.>Trust us, you can make some amazing characters, including but not limited to:>A Ravenwing Librarian on a bike>A Rogue Trader with two inferno pistols>A Krootox Rider with a rail rifle>An Astra Militarum officer in a Sentinel>A psychic Tyranid artillery-beast>A Grot with big ideas
>>97415779He will move the goalposts and start crying about something in the background of your photo or the tray they're standing on
>>97415843I'm just informing you that your hope won't be fulfilled. I just can't bring myself to do it anymore because of how mercurial and volatile rules are now. There's no security or stability in anything; if I build something now, it might be gone when 11th comes.>>97415884No? I have no problem with him posting his models.
>>97415845The reason is it looks cool, if you need any other reason you're probably gay
>>97415892You own no models
>>97415880I'm worried this is crusade only. I want this to be a main game mechanic. Every single faction just has rules for a create your own lord.It would fix SO much thats wrong with 10th.
>>97415892idk dude I bought some models for much of my army that are like 15 years old and still relevant. I think you're safe for awhile, especially if the world goes to shit and things like production go down the tubes
>>97415892>painting because of the rules nad not because you like the modelabsolutely disgusting
>>97415903It's gonna be for crusade 100%. There is literally no point in playing anything but crusade this edition
>>97415911You word this as if I bought models because they're good in-game. I didn't. I just want everything I model to have a representation in-game. It has nothing to do with how good they are.
Anybody here use non-warhammer 40k rules for warhammer minis?I know of one page rules and seen Xenos Rampant mentioned but not much else.Any other options?
>>97415779any reason this is mounted backward?
>>97415894>game balance? Fuck that man, just do what's cool.We can have both you dumb nigger.
>>97415921Does NegraInmunda count?
>>97415698>>97415616>Locked down, inferior, monopose kit letting you only build one particular character>Rules without flavor, designed to only represent one particular charcterkys faggot and stop defending named characters. They are always a massive downgrade made in place of generic characters.
>>97415921Shadow war Armageddon is fun for skirmish stuff
>>97415933No it doesn’t. I am thinking of using the armies I have built and painted.
>>97415948It feels like opposite day every time people here defend them. They're the worst of both worlds (hobbying and rules) and the anathema to customization and kitbashing.
>>97415948Nobody whose opinion matters knows what your pic says
>>97415903Man, imagine you can use the rules to build awesome Inquisitors for agents then ally them into any Imperial army. Oh man that would be amazing.
>>97415963you don't need to
>>97415903It will be for crusade because compfaggots would shit themselves.
>”Be ambivalent about custodes, only chuds care! Mweehehehe…”>”Space King is the new Rick and Morty, am I right?”
>>97415981fill your shelf
>>97415978This feels like a sentiment that has no bearing in reality. I'm not a competitive player, but every time I've perused some "what comp players want for 11th" write-up or video, they always mention wanting more options.
>>97415948My fellow Slav bro, named Characters are awesome and one of the largest reasons I went with Space Wolves. People love named Characters and its partially why the scene has blown up in recent years.
>>97415948Uh oh aphantasia'd subhuman melty
>97415981Take your meds
>>97415987Kill yourself immediately decalnigger
>>97415988>inferior kit and rules are actually good fellow customers!kys james
The impasse simply boils down to people who are okay with running a flamer as a meltagun and people who aren't. It's just that. I don't think either stance is necessarily wrong; there's really no argument against not caring, but I also don't really fault anyone who wants their spade to be a spade.
>>97416006Keep crying nomodels
>>97415714>The corsairs release *does* have a generic lord modelNo...? Only one we got in that is Yriel + corsairs with wings...UNLESS Yriel's model lets you build a generic corsair lord/prince model?
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>>97416017He means Red Corsairs, silly.
>>97416018>Pixarslop enjoyer>ChadLMAO
>>97416013die>>97416007Nah, WYSIWYG isn't the only point. The point is that kit will be inferior in case of a named character, always is. And so will be the rules
>>97416021I hate that they are both Corsairs.Now I look stupid. James, you bastard!
>>97416034>Thinks a bunch of unpainted printed models countLmao
>>97416042everytime
>>97415586of course it's going to be a named one
I'm thinking about getting back into 40k, I like Imperial Guard but the models look a bit pozzed now, do you have to have blacks and women, or are they optional?
>>97415964>>97415903You can just do that. You just also can't rely on pickup games at the same time and expect every stranger to jump through your hoops you've set out. Character builders are terrible for any form of tournament/pickup game, which is what the game is balanced around. I don't like that, you don't have to like that, but thats the reality. It will be a narrative thing, which realistically changes nothing for those playing with their friends
>>97416057Nope it's too woke now you'd better stay away for your own sake
>>97416042counting more than you
>>97416057They're optional, except Creed trannied out and is a "woman" now
>>97416085> a fucking tranny in WarhammerWhy do they do this? Who wants this?
>>97416048Not what goalposts means>>97416068Nope!
>>97416090you're fucking retardedthat poster lied to you and you immediately took it at face value and ran with it without verifying the informationyou are retarded
>>97416090You're such a pathetically gullible retard lmao
>>97416034>>97415779>post models fags lashing out at each other>all they can post is grey
>>97416093Is this trolling? YOUR models are unpainted. They're literally in the same state as his.
>>97416093>Not what goalposts meansit does
How about we post painted kitbashes
>>97416097>>97416100I just saw there was a Ursakar Creed and now there's a Ursula Creed so that can only mean that he transitioned. I did my research.
>>97415994Why don't you use your words and constructively criticize my opinion and give an on topic retort? Why resort to the usual off topic ad hominem?
>>97416105They're not printed slop>>97416106Nope! Posting models proves you're not just a shitstirrer, posting prints proves nothing
>>97416103I always wonder during these meltdowns if any of the shitposters are some of the regulars(other than decalfag or the tranny) posting shit they haven't shown here before.
>>97416113Because this isn't reddit you subhuman nigger Kill yourself
>>97416107
>>97416123>Trying to lump the lamenterchad in with the decalnigger just because he keeps BTFOing your /v/ermin assLmfao
>>97416120posting grey shit is not better than posting unpainted prints by any stretch of imagination but you're free to keep coping i guess
>>97416134Cute cope proontfag
>>97416120lol
>>97416120>>97416034Nta but posting grey proves (you) are a shitposter
>>97416133>faggot that gets into shitflinging contests every thread>chadnice standards you got there buddy, I never even engaged him directly but you immediately rushing to his defense like a limp dicked faggot really speaks volumes
>>97415987You're an amerimutt
>>97416152Keep yapping pathetic little nomodels
>>97416160>accusing without posting anything of yours(You) tried
>>97416120>Posting models proves you're not just a shitstirrer,how>posting prints proves nothinghow>>97416148>posting grey proves (you) are a shitposterhowyou people just make random claims and expect them to be taken seriously without justification
>>97416154:( but we share a common ancestry bro >>97416127You're a fucking nasty piece of shit
>>97416171So you can seethe about me every single thread like you do with the lamenterfag?
Posting nothing proves everything
>>97416181>everyone is dont like is the same persontake a break from this place buddy
>>97416177The very idea disgusts me
>>97416177>:( but we share a common ancestry broYeah, monke
>>97416093>less models>just as unpaintedstill counting more than you
>>97415978compfaggots only exist in your head. even in top tournaments ever shits themselves when they see fluffy lists or cool conversions. the mtg mentality got bullied out of the scene in 7th edition, which shows how little you actually go tf outside.
>>97416148Doesn't matter what you will post, goal post will be moved anyway. Even in my Kroot pic there were official minis since I use every possible means of hobbying from normal GW models to third party, to prints to recasts.That other anon was right. "Post models" is just shitposting irrelevant to discussion of any point.
Will you be spreading your gums and swallowing the Iron Warriors pill when the release, anons?
>>97416195You know I talk to plenty of slavs at work (Many others ethnic groups too) and they are always very interested in my last name and where my family is from and just generally very pleasant. Your the first one ive come across who behaves in this way towards his kinsfolk.
>>97416200Keep crying proontfag
>>97416034I will continue to post this EVERY. FUCKING. THREAD. Because you people have sad little tiny brains with a shred of creativity within them.
>>97416177>nastyAre you a fucking child?
>>97416209You aren't our kin, you are a subhuman schizophrenic who spends 18 hours a day shitposting on our board
>>97416209you're an obese neet on welfare living with your mother, how can you meet people "at work"?
>>97416197I'm also 25% swede and 25% Norwegian, def a total Euro mutt DNA-man
>>97416208No I have good taste so I'm not interested in the IW or IF or EC or UM
>>97416209>KinfolkLmao
>>97416214None of this will fix a kit nor rules. It's just a cope. Fuck named characters and fuck excusing them.
>>97416218>>97416219Why the fuck are you always so hostile and full of vitriolic lies?
>>97416229>It's copeIt's older than you are, you crying about it only proves you're a tourist
>>9741622025% norwegianI too am disgusted I share any sort of ancestry with you
>>97416229GW: You can paint, model and name your models whatever you want.Fake grogs ITT: every faction only has named chawactews :<
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>>97416233Awww feelings hurt? Kys or Post Models. >>97416218Both of you
>>974162145th?
>>97416211>I may have less models>and they might also be unpainted too>but at least I paid them more!lmao, you're the only one crying here
>>97416243I'm good, i don't need to see the psychotic freak call them dog water for the millionth time.
>>97416249Nogames Nomodels Secondary Faggot.
>>97416251this conversation is going nowhere so lets just end it.
>>97416238>>97416240None of what you are saying is related to my point. It won't materialize additional bits in a model kit to make generic characters, since kit will be designed for a named character only. Nor make rules more flavorful. No shit I can cope and pretend that mini is a different one, that's not a fucking discovery.I couldn't give less of a flying fuck of appearing as grog either.
>>97416267Yeah go back to your "kinfolk" and stop shitting up the place Nogames.
>>97416270>I don't have kitbash fodder this means kitbashing is bad and doesn't matterLol
>>97416229You will never be a real hobbyist. You have no paints, you have no brushes, you have greenstuff. You are a corporate consumer twisted by marketing and reddit memes into a crude mockery of fluffy narrative player.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your LGS store owner is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your codex compliant box art matching ultramarine army behind closed doors.Grogs are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed hobbyists to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even newfags who "kitbash" look uncanny and unnatural due to disgusting 3D print AI slop models. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single time you sit down to paint and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy some paint stripper, dunk your minis in them, soak them for a week, and scrub them clean with a toothbrush. Anons will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of seeing models devoid of SOVL. They’ll remember you only as a shitposter, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a you never could think for yourself. Your plastic will remain unpainted, and your pile of shame will grow as you wait for GW to give you permission for your cool entirely kitbashed army. Even though the permission is given, still you will complain about what is permissable.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>97416270>i COULD kitbash but i just wontokay nerd
>>97416240a kit with optional weapons is better than a kit without them
This thread fucking sucks>>97416303>>97416303>>97416303
>>97416277Model kit will be inferior, yeah that's the entire point>>97416297What are you even babbling about? I will kitbash stuff anyway. Doesn't change the fact that named character kit will be inferior and it would be better if it was a generic character instead.
>>97416302True, but if we got official rules that allow us to kitbash an awesome unique character in any army then at least we have the option to kitbash something great. I know GW is too cringe and corpo to do that, but it WOULD be nice. Obviously the best thing is every army gets a ton of generic lord kits with tons of options on the sprue.
>>97416208I don't know if I even actually like the Iron Warriors. I kind of got into them thinking they were like evil Iron Hands or more of a Darkmech thing. The siege stuff doesn't interest me at all. These teasers are like "here's a regular ass hammer", but I want, like, mechanical tendrils and cogs tearing apart flesh (I know mutilators are coming, but that's a generic unit).
>>97416316>Doesn't change the fact that named character kit will be inferior and it would be better if it was a generic character instead.This isnt true. Look at any of the generic character kits that come out. At best they have 3 weapon options to choose from. They arent any better than epic hero shit at this point. If you want something truly unique you have to kitbash, all the old cool multipart kits and datasheets without models that you kitbash to create have gone the way of the dino.
>>97416333Even monopose generic character is better than named one, since his bits won't be reading as a particular character.
>>97416349the only reason you think this is because you zero hobby skills. a head swap, a greenstuff beard and cutting up and reassembling your favorite weapon on the model is completely foreign to you.
>>974163333 is more than 1
>>97414941>ObsessionWtf are you talking apart. This person is inserting themselves into every argument and acting totally obnoxious by choice
>>97413955Meanwhile...>>97414247Wasn't the "Sister" a retired one?
>>97416362b-but... I'm using those all the time. I sculpted fur on all my Corsairs and Guardians. Those eating Kroot I posted previously, which are old model kit from before the refresh, I cut their legs in half and reposed them so they are squatting and kneeling while eating greenstuff flesh I made. For my Corsair Felarch I took femKabalite torso, put her onto Corsair legs, cut 2 pistols in half too so I could use another arm pose but with different pistol. Kroot Farstalker is holding a chainsword which I cut out of some random marine weapon in my bits box, and then stitched it with his grip etcI try to convert every single mini I have
>>97416487Very nice. If they come out with kitbash character rules, as started this conversation, those skills will be happily employed I wager.
>>97414903nice orks dude. what’s the trukk looking model on the right?
>>97413855It's same as 'chad' - Alfa male with a huge package
>>97413857Umm yeah, but they look like shit desu
>>97413941Troon marines coming soon, anything for the 'modern audience'.
Do yall actually like the eightbound,exalted eightbound, and slaughterbound models? Yay or nay
