Time to stop in the tavern for a meal. What are you ordering?
>>97444955Taverns mostly served bread and some kind of stew. And that's pretty much it. There was no "ordering." There was a big pot of stuff and some bread. Maybe cheese.
I'm ordering EVERYONE TO GET ON THE GROUND THIS IS A ROBBERY!
Omurice.
>>97445044Roast dire boar ribs with the fried mandrake slices appetizer
My changeling bardlock (pic related) will order a coffee
>>97445097He does have an inhuman look to him.
>>97444955Cornbread with potatoes in a chili-tomato sauce.
>>97445112You're just saying that cuz he's white
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>97445046I roll to seduce your gun.
>>97445044this is generally correct but with some caveats. obviously more urban or upscale taverns might have more options but its never some menu of options, whatever food they have available today, thats what you were offeredso things like>roast meat if an animal had been killed that day>cheese, eggs, salted fish, or sausage>pies or pasties >better bread (white bread for the wealthy)a cookshop was closer to the equivalent of a restaurant in those times and those would sometimes have menus, but limited by what was available at the time and it can change from week to week or even day to day
>>97445211Roll up a new character, anon.
>>97444955I don't go to taverns.Overpriced for what you get, and not much better than fast food.
>What are you ordering?A big plate of the tavernmaid's twat.
>>97445358That tavern wench looks like shit.You should get your money back.Or kill yourself.
>>97445380You are a homosexual
>>97445385I have taste.AIshit has no taste.
>>97445396it's not ai doofus
Pork Roast and Ale
The soundtrack to my pc downing an entire gallon of booze in one night at the tavernhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0sJvtKrRM
Whiskeyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYGyERe2Vbw
>>97445358Fuck off, Puckee.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>97445324John Gunfucker II enters the taven, steps over the dead body and makes seductive eyes at your still smoking gun.
>>97444955A wench
>>97445591Keep that up and you'll get yourself shot too, not just as a character.
>>97445628See (>>97445358)
I just got here, why is there a man screaming about people constantly trying to make love to his gun surrounded by corpses?
>>97445591You're not coming here to prevent a robbery, are you?
I'll get the coffee, the roasted potatoes, the spaghetti in tomato sauce, and chocolate cake for dessert.
>>97445678No one fucking cares, Puckee. We're not patting you on the ass for posting the same picture for the 23rd time
>>97445790You sound like a fuckin fatty
>>97445847she cute tho
>>97445895We've been on the road for 2 months, this is our first time sleep inside four walls and eating something other than hard tack and salt pork stew for ages, I'm gonna treat myself.
>>97445951Fair enough
>>97444955There are no taverns in my setting.
>>97446125Where do people eat when on the road?
>>97444955Is it possible to get what traditional game op has played recently?
Imagine the entire tavern mug in their hands singing along to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_4KboYi40I
>>97446130At fast food eateries, mostly.
>>97445358 I wouldn't bud. She'll have a pussy like a Hippo's yawn...
>>97444955Fermented Mare Milk and Honey Cakes.
>>97446226Your character sounds like kind of a weirdo.
>>97444955Roasted potatoes with garlic butter
>>97445591Looks like John Gunfucker has fucked his last gun.
>>97445385No, he's right. That tavern wench is detestable. Fuck Puckee.
>>97444955Turkey leg, potatoes, and corn, all well seasoned with peppers of course. Oh, and a pineapple for dessert!
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>97446483His son, John Gunfucker III, will avenge him by finally fucking the gun that killed both of his fathers.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>97446568I say nay.
>>97444955Cheesy chips and gravyAlso stick the footy on and get me several pints of beer not that carlin shite
>>97446491she like a 7.5 maybe an 8
Cheese and berries and ham and bread and uhhhhhh y'got some mead?
>>97444955I order big tits with a side of goblin pussy.
>>97447067You have very low standards.
>goblin barmaid>order a ton of drinks just to keep her coming by the table>puke and pass out
>>97445222>Thanks, have a (you).
>>97447136golshi
>>97444955truffle and gouda mac and cheese with a strawberry lemonade (non-alcoholic, i'm a teetotaler). perhaps some chicken tendies and fries, or a plain hamburger...
>>97447182Have you a fa/tg/uy ever scored a girl even remotely that attractive IRL?
Orcish tacos
>>97447685based
MEAT AND ALE!
>>97447630Yes, and that has nothing to do with the point.
Shandwiches and an aleShaken, not shtirred
>>97445358>puckee spamming his commission againhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/1kiihss/artcomm_sarah_pheltan_barmaidtavern_wench_by/https://desuarchive.org/tg/search/image/sUNE9rziWzq0VmQQskuT0A/>23 times since May 2025
>>97445046I've been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.>rolls initiative
>>97445044This is a modern setting, the tavern operates like a modern restaurant though the building is a historic tavern dating back to the 14th century.
>>97444955>attend a college game of D&D >first session spends at least an hour of people looking up "menus" from Reddit and google for the restaurant in question or trying to get into the kitchen to "inspect" the ingredientsI get that it's a way to give character to the numbers on your character sheet but holy shit
>>97448884Hold up a sec, just gotta cast Calm Emotions on Hunny Bunny.
>>97444955Small beer with my potage; don't trust the well water in these demihuman infested shithole hamlets.
I don't go to any of the taverns in my area.Overpriced for what you get, and not much better than fast food.
Here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2gMCv0U5qU
>>97444955A flagon.It's a flag and it's on, it has to be good.
>>97451524What if it's a red flag?
>>97444955Taverns serve wine, not food.
>>97453895Real Gunfuckers never die.
>>97453895Also, trim down the width of that cap. Goddamn.
>>97453916Fine, I just wanted all the OP reply links visible
VODKA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ
>>97445044Lame, this is fantasy
>>97460566You can have banal things in fantasy. What matters is if there are other things that are impossible or improbable.
>>97444955>orderI wouldn't order a single thingI would ask, and that's what no one did
Whack fol my daddy-oWhack fol my daddy-oThere's whiskey in the jar
A martini,Shaken, not stirred.I've failed to find a medieval/RPG version of James Bond
>>97444955A complimentary glass of water, then I conjure my own goodberry for dinner to avoid paying for what I don't need.I do not tip.
>>97465388Just use AI and pay someone to photobash it.That's what OP does.
>>97470110Just like my martini, I have standard.(I want better AI)
