Uh-oh! The queen has propositioned your character to have an affair behind the king's back. How does your character respond?
>>97446438>How does your character respond?She's the queen, it's not like I can say no.
>>97446438Kys puckee
>puckee thread
>>97446438Clearly this is a another dime a dozen puckee shitpost thread but I answer your question if this happened in my last game a few weeks agoAs the barbarian of the group of course I wouldn't say no how could I?, to show her what a true man is but before that I look over at the bard player, squint my eyes at him to then look over at the DM and calmly tell him>"I hit the Bard up with my hammer"Before he has the chance to open his mouth and roll the dice to seduce her
>>97446514Since you're not saging I assume you're Puckee.
>>97446443But she's demanding a traitoris act...
>>97446438>"Um. No offense, your majesty, but...I think I'm too young for you? I mean, 27 is younger than it sounds when you're an elf..."
>>97446438It makes her uncomfortable so she says no.
>>97446438Buttfuck the king.
>>97446438But I'm already having an affair with both her son and daughter.
>>97446438yes mommy
>>97446438Well, the bad news is that I have very specific tastes and right now she isn't hitting those.The good news is, I think we can still make this work!
>>97446438>How does your character respond?"Pedophile! Slattern!"
None of my characters would ever be in the position to be in the same capital as the queen, let alone be close enough for her to make any sort of proposition with them.Though, the idea of a young queen having an orgy with three younger girls is kinda hot, so thanks for the fap material.
>>97446438>puckee spamming his commission againhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/ywg45a/queen_elianna_of_eredan_old_fantasy_queen/https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/2fdnX-aqf4HK86q6WRz_EA/>9 times
>>97446438Murder the queen and cast disguise self to look like the queen
>>97448132Oh who fucking cares?
>>97446438Kys redditor
>>97448168I fucking care! I like a board concerning my hobby being a place where if I ask a question, I'll get called a retarded faggot - but I'll actually get a goddamn answer. I care about the board culture of a place that's significantly improved my time off specifically because I can talk to and with anons who share the same interests and hobbies as me but with significantly more experience than I have so that I can learn and improve. I owe this board a lot, I owe it being better than this fucking spam shit every fucking day, I've seen two new threads like this every fucking day for weeks now! I care because I owe this board for what it's given me, and if you've got any fucking decency in your diseased, cynical head then so do you.
>>97446438Would she make me lick her feet if I refuse?
>>97446438no way fag
>>97446438I make up a legit sounding excuse, promise to discuss this later, then go directly to the king privately and tell him what transpired. Tell him that I have no wish to be involved in any of this (nor any desire to see their relationship harmed), but felt obligated to at least give him the information as keeping it to myself would be unfair to him. I am not a paladin. I'm just not ok with anyone being a stupid whore.
>>97448220based>>97448168fuck you, I care.
>>97448168If the rules were being enforced, threads like this and the people who make them and people who insist on creating meta arguments over anons being pissed about the quality of the board would be banned repeatedly until this shit stopped.
>>97448589>If the rules were being enforced/tg/'s rules are >1. Be excellent to each other>2. Party on, dudes!And from 4chan's actual rules,>Board games, paper games, war games, card games, etc. go here!The Global Rules only ban:>Irrelevant catchphrases or copypasta>Indecipherable text>Irrelevant ASCII macros>Ironic shitposting>Gibberish textThis thread and others like it fall under none of those
>fuck the lady knight>fuck the queen's maid>fuck the village witch>fuck the gardeners>talk the princess's guards into going to the bath house to gangbang the bath house girls>fuck the princess>save the queen for lastdid I forget any?
>>97448606>This thread and others like it fall under none of thoseThese threads are not about games. It's that simple.
>>97448220You're a retarded faggot and you make the board actively worse by shitting up already shitty threads. Despite your good intents.
>>97448987you are a faggot retard for thinking shitty threads dont deserve to be shitted up. they need to be driven before us as we hear the lamentation of their 'women'stop being part of the problem.
>>97448168I care. KYS puckee
>>97448613Kitchen staff and milkmaids.
>yuckee puckee thread
This is what the thread looks like when you filter puckeefag's samefagging and twadishunal gaems?'s shitposting.Filter puckeefag today!
>>97446438>drops character>"Dave, for the fiftieth time, I do not want to have sexual relations with you through a surrogate. This shit is weird, and if I really want that kind of intrigue, I can watch a movie, or a show, or a fucking porno. Drop this shit and get back to the campaign."
>>97451066You wouldn't need to filter out people calling you a faggot if you used a tripcode to post your garbage spam threads so that we could filter you.
>>97448670The OP directly asks about your character. Therefore, anyone playing a game where they play a character can answer this question. Therefore, it's about games.It's that simple.
>>97451066I'd rather filter the bad threads like this one entirely
>>97451257"Your character" is a nonsense phrase used by nogames spammers, you puckfaced, disingenuous faggot. Do you even play any TTRPGs?
>>97451066Just look at all those people who got thoughtful replies from OP for engaging with his topic, or decided to discuss the subject with eachother.Really gives you an indication of how much everyone cares.
>>97451066If you've so successfully filtered all of it, why are you in this thread, I wonder?
>Thirty ducats, CLOSE THE BLINDS!
>>97452628>come back up here, get out of my penis, Your Majesty
>>97451066>t. a literal ostrich
>>97446438I inform the king immediately, even if he disbelieves me and punishes me, I will have done my duty
>>97452993Okay simp
>>97452223You go in any non-puckee thread and replies like those don't exist. Yet these threads seem to attract the loneliest, faggiest losers who all type the same and have the same sense of humor, and also there's one guy who will occasionally whine that people are pointing out that this is another shitty puckee thread that seemingly only exists and is not banned repeatedly, because the mods need to spoof activity for this dying website.
>>97446438>doesn't need to sleep>immune to diseases and poison>immune to fatigue>can run at 130-150 kmphSorry, ma'am, I'm LG
>>97446438Stab the being in the heart. Everyone knows that the Queen is a moral and upstanding woman, this is obviously a trickster sprite, a hag, or a doppelganger.
>>97448220You're an absolute King anon and I'm proud to share this board with you.
>>97446438Breed the queen. How is this a question?
>>97451356Yes, but as you have no actual way of verifying that I don't know why you even bothered to ask. Why ask a question when the answer is useless to you?
>>97454057Why defend a Puckee thread when this shit has dragged /tg/ even further into the shitter? Why even come here when you don't even care about RPGs and the answers to these questions will be pointless?
Sorry Im a fag
I have no idea who this puckee guy is but I’m just going to assume it’s yet another baseless boogeyman like bumpfag conjured up by the one or two tg surfers who live eternally here
>>97446438Of course Your Grace, but only in my wolf form.
>>97446438IN THE unlikely event that the queen ever turns up at my house whilst my wife is out and demands a portion, this is the order I will do her in: arse, gob, arse. If I have any left I will do her arse again.
>>97454068>Why defend a Puckee thread when this shit has dragged /tg/ even further into the shitter?Because I wouldn't even know that it was made by the same guy if you didn't keep bringing it up, and I don't see a good reason to care because I don't see a meaningful difference between threads like these and threads from better times in /tg/'s history, like, say, the Poke threads.https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/56206590/#56206590
>>97454068>and the answers to these questions will be pointless?Because they can still be FUN. Fun? Remember that? The *entire reason* we play games?https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/22464072/#22464072What was the point of the Lichnomancer? What was the point of Bill Murry playing him in B-ball? What did any of it mean?Absolutely nothing! But who cares? Because it was still FUN.
>>97454068These threads were fine until you started shitting your pants loudly.
>>97454237>>97454247>>97454262You've still yet to convince anyone that your threads aren't worthless bullshit. There's no discussion. No worldbuilding. No games.
are you even an adventurer if you've never fucked the queen?
>>97454333>that your threadsI'm not Puckee. I'm not making these threads. I did make the Poke thread I linked, though. That seemed to be pretty popular.
>>97454408No you didn't. And despite waving around old threads as evidence that /tg/ used to have fun being clever, you don't seem to understand that fun threads require the OP to not be a retarded faggot who endlessly makes pointless, vague threads with retarded questions and premises. If you knew what old /tg/ was like, you'd see this empty, brainless bullshit for what it is instead of rushing to the defense of a guy, who totally isn't (You) of course, who has never made a good thread in any of the years he's been doing this shit.
>>97446438I tell puckee to power word kill himself
>>97454437>No you didn't.Yes, I did. The first post in the one I linked? The drow? That's Iliira. She's who I consider my "default" D&D character. I also referenced her up here, >>97446560.>If you knew what old /tg/ was likeIt was about 90% threads *exactly like this*, and 10% threads exactly like this that caught on anyway.
>>97454550>It was about 90% threads *exactly like this*Objective untrue. The fact that you've been posting about your drow character for a multiple decades just makes you seem kind of pathetic and like you don't actually play games, though. The fact that you purposefully seek out these threads just to talk about your drow waifu, which /tg/ has been mocking you about for the past decade, reflects poorly on you.
>>97446438I hope you get murdered.
>>97446438Depending on how insistent she is, he'd probably beat her to death as he has an intense fear of sex
>>97454583>and like you don't actually play games, thoughI can post multiple times I've talked about specific events in games I've played in. Hell, just knowing about Iliira will let you search times I've talked about specific in-game events within a day or so of when they happened back when she was my character for Hoard of the Dragon Queen/Rise of Tiamat.For example...https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/52039197/#52039348>reflects poorly on you.Yeah but this isn't about me. This is about how Puckee threads are not demonstrably different from typical /tg/ threads from 10 years ago, nor 10 years before that.
>>97454629Don't bother, that fucker goes around every single thread trying to police them with this endless>WHAT GAME THO?? NO GAMES??? MODS! MOOOOODS!It's someone salty about not getting to be a janny or about losing janny privileges over deleting threads that didn't actually break rules. Probably the latter.
>>97454738He's right, all of the fucking puckee threads have to burn. The irrelevant slop also needs to be purged, it's doing no-one any good.I have no idea why puckee hasn't been banned yet.
>/tg/ is more fed up with puckspam than ever>the only people who show up to defend him are a faggot who only posts on /tg as an excuse to talk about his drow waifu and the retard who is still assblasted by people asking "what system"lmao as if we needed and more reasons to permaban this shit.
>>97446438>Ma'am, I'd love to, but those parts fell off a long time ago.
>>97454853forgot the pic, like a tard
>>97454801I'm curious, tell me. If these threads are so against the rules that they warrant permabans, why aren't they getting deleted and people banned?
>>97454859Did his dick have barbs?
>>97454763>it's doing no-one any good.It's doing no one any harm, either.>I have no idea why puckee hasn't been banned yet.Because he hasn't broken any board rules. Asking "what would your character do in situation X" is /tg/ related and goes back to the founding of the board.
>>97448220Based
>>97455172>doing no one any harmWrong, it's obviously a goddamn hazard to this guy's mental health.
>>97455208That seems like a him problem.
>>97446438My character would never subvert legal authority and would report the treacherous whore to the king.
>>97455172spam is spam, which is against the rules.low quality is against the rules too.off topic is also against the rules too, and no, just because there's a fantasy image stapled on doesn't make it relevant to /tg/
>>97446438>your grace, we've known each other for 16 hours. I spent 12 of those hours talking about my FAT DOG WIFE. I hope I don't have to explain why I can't. >please don't make the mistake of pressuring me, your highness. It could be the last mistake you ever make.>oh no, it's not me you should be afraid of. If my FAT DOG WIFE has even the slightest inkling of foul play sh- OH SHIT SHE'S COMING LIE DOWN AND COVER YOUR NECK I'LL GET HELP
>>97446438Fuck her, make her pregnant and use the kid as a claim on the throne when times comes.
>>97446438Blow it out your ass!
>>97455437>spam is spam, which is against the rules.But is this spam? It doesn't seem like spam to me.>low quality is against the rules too.What determines "low quality"?>off topic is also against the rules too, and no, just because there's a fantasy image stapled on doesn't make it relevant to /tg/No, but specifically asking Anons about how their characters would handle situation X does.
>>97456523>and use the kid as a claim on the throneI believe it's the kid who will have the claim, not you. You will be at most supporting their claim.
>>97457984An illegitimate bastard would have no claim on anything and probably be killed by its mother to avoid being executed herself.
>>97457979multiple people already pointed out theres like 10 copies of this thread alone. You are disingenuous, and shockingly, not fooling anyone.
>>97454873The mods can’t ban high traffic users, it would make 4chan look even worse to potential advertisers
>>97458507What rule do you think it breaks?
>>97448220As an oldfag from the days of the weekend smut threads, I salute you. Based, as the kids say.
>>97458532Spammed threads by one userExtremely low quality Off-topic; this shocks some people but /tg/ isn’t for general sci-fi and fantasy discussion. At best these threads should be pruned and a warning should be issued to take it to the worldbuilding general
>>97458577>spammed by one userDo you have proof of that? It may be multiple anons.>low qualityBy 4chan rules, low quality posts are basically "bump." That's not what this thread is. >off-topic OP asks directly about a character you play in a game.
>>97446438Fuck the queen and conspire to overthrow the king.
>>97458577Spamming would be the same thread or post repeatedly. This is similar, likely has the same user but is not spam like posting >traditional games? repeatedly cold be. >low quality Its funny when a board about games has so many users who haven't read the rules and just assumed low quality means >thing I don't like >off topic Weird, seem to remember all of the world building, cheese cake and fantasy lit being part of /tg/ for over a decade.
>>97446438>BattletechMercenary hired to help liberate the Aurigan Reach. Would not fuck the High Lady because he refuses to fuck coworkers, employees, or employers.>Wrath & GloryDeapite only having Int 2, even he's not stupid enough to cuck the sector lord. Besides, he knows his wife is insane so my boy could probably backhand her for it without too many consequences.
In the setting of the game I'm in, it's acceptable for nobility to keep lovers. So there's a good chance my character might go for it.
>>97458641>Do you have proof of that? It may be multiple anons.It's all the same shitty pictures commissioned by ONE reddit user. If it's not him then it furthermore qualifies as trolling. A board staff that actually cared about this place could use that as a further mark for deletion, but they don't care about anything except the semblance of activity>By 4chan rules, low quality posts are basically "bump." That's not what this thread is.It's not like those posts get deleted off this board either. We've had a decade of "Tell me more anon!" posts bumping threads that are otherwise dead here after all. But then again someone with their head in the sand about Puckee probably doesn't believe in bumpfag either>OP asks directly about a character you play in a game.Copout, does not meet a threshold of actually being about a game. One sentence queries purely about "your setting" belong in the worldbuilding general>>97458663>but is not spam like posting>>traditional games?>repeatedly cold be.Never seen one of those posts in a good thread that specified a system.
>>97458747I notice you couldn't refute any of the points. Which ones get deleted? You're still stuck on >good = thing I like which sure, why not but that doesn't mean >thing I don't like = against the rules Don't like it, there are more strictly moderated forums out there.
>>97458812>Which ones get deleted?This implies that the useless faggot jannies are acting in the best interest of the boards. They aren't.Your threads are shit and will continue to get dogpiled until you change your autistic ways, Puckee.
>>97458641The thread is low quality. This is not to be argued.
>>97458826Still can't refute any of the points or read the actual site rules. Cope.
>>97458837Thank you for dropping the act.You will never be one of us.
>>97446438Does so, gets the queen on the throne, expose her as a traitor, and ultimately end up ruler as the most trustworthy noble.
>>97446438I was unaware that the queen fancied small Tiefling girls with a Russian accent from the steppe .
>>97459524I don't think many people would decline a demonic Russian horsegirl.
>>97459524She's just kinky like that.
>>97458205>multiple people already pointed out theres like 10 copies of this thread aloneReally? You mean here?>>97448132Because that Anon was full of shit, if you'd actually care to follow the desuarchive link. There aren't 10 different copies of this thread. There are 10 times this image has been used since 15 November 2022, and not even all of them as OP images, but instead just in a thread. The 5 threads are:> Uh-oh! The queen has propositioned your character to have an affair behind the king's back. How does your character respond? > Have you ever run a court intrigue game? How did it go? > How traditional are the gender roles in your setting? > Character Art Thread> Do your characters do their due diligence to the monarch? So. Different thread subject, but same image, but only five times across three-ish years. I'll wager good money that some variation of pic has been posted a LOT more often over the same period.
>>97458161Maybe, but there have been historical bastards who managed to take the throne, or create one of their own with grants from their fathers.>William I of England>Henry II of Castile>Ramiro I of Aragon>John I of Portugal
>>97459524Sounds like my kind of girl, at least.
>>97448220>I owe it being better than this fucking spam shit every fucking dayLink the threads you've made or posts you consider paying back what you owe.
>>97446438Positively, he has no concept of the possibility that things could go wrong for him, or that there could be people who don't like him, he imagines anyone would be proud to let him fuck their wife
Faggots would rather be retarded and pretend like there's not usually one new puckee thread every fucking day and argue for hundreds of posts about why people shouldn't be mad about this terrible threads than pretend to be genuine /tg/ users who enjoy games and have campaigns to talk about and systems they enjoy. As if there weren't enough reason, that alone should be irrefutably indicative that there is a problem here and it is not being addressed.
>>97459826an iconic picture from the biggest wargame in the world is not equivalent to the shitty commissions of a redditor, post disregarded
>>97448168Me.
>>97448606You forgot off topic. I wonder why you would leave that one out?
>>97451257Wrong. The OP didn't name a specific, indvidual game system, so it's not about games, and as such violates the rule against off topic posts.
>>97460035Way to give back to the community fag.
>>97454247Yeah, the entire reason we play games. Games which don't appear at all in this thread, so it shouldn't be on the board for games, since it's not about games. Spam threads go in /qst/.
>>97454247Are you really comparing this mindless, soulless machine generated sludge to those threads? How stupid do you think we are LOL
>>97460191>all threads should be policed general no questions that could apply to more than one thing!actual autism
>>97454262They are not fine.
>>97454738Why are you here if you don't want to discuss games?
>>97455172Not doing harm is not a sufficient justification for a thread's existence.
>>97460239>justification for a thread's existence.lollmao even
>>97455172Wrong. Not a game, not tg related.
>>97457979No, that doesn't make it relevant, and it is spam, and it seems like spam to you. Stop lying.
>>97458641Doesn't mention a game so it's off topic.
/tg/ needs a limit on how many threads you can make at once or in a certain span of time like some other boards, and it needs to be lower than whatever it currently is clearly. Ask yourself this: do you really think that would hurt the current state of the board, or would it just hurt the routine of certain users?
>>97460246Yep. It's off topic, so it's not justified.
>>97460225If you're not talking about a game, you don't post on the board for games. Pretty simple. Meaningless writing prompts can go on qst or lit.
>>97460268>do you really think that would hurt the current state of the board, or would it just hurt the routine of certain users?This is an interesting question. I think the easiest way to test it is to only post what you think should be posted rather than metaposting or nogames posting if that's the part you think is the most harmful. Try it for a month or so. Its not like /tg/ is a fast board so the effort posting won't fall off.
>>97460268One thread per IP per 30 days. This place is so dead you could probably still have more than one thread up at a time. Granted it wouldn't actually do anything with how easy evading is.
>>97460180You are lying. GR 6 does not mention "off topic" anywhere. The word "topic" does not appear anywhere in the Global Rules. The specific board rules for /tg/ are what I posted. As a lying faggot you probably also have a short memory span, so I'll post them in their totality again.>Board games, paper games, war games, card games, etc. go here!That's it. It says what goes in /tg/. It does not say what *doesn't* go in /tg/.That being said, you are right that I did forget two additional rules from the sticky'd Thramdul Gate post.>Please post all quest threads on >>>/qst/ - Quests.>Please do not use spoilers to hide porn or any "not safe for work" content.This thread is not a quest, and it does not use spoilers, and it does not contain NSFW content.It is not violating any global rule nor specific board rule.Eat shit and die, please.
>>97460281>If you're not talking about a gameOP is directly asking about other Anon's characters. He is, in fact, talking about games.
>>97460383That which is not forbidden, is permitted.
>>97460395wow I didn't know that characters were a concept unique to traditional games, faggotron
>>97460415Do you think OP is about film or fictional characters?
>>97460383And the OP isn't a board game, or a card game, or a war game, or a paper game, so it doesn't go here. Glad you agree that I'm right and you're the liar, bitch.
>>97460395No he isn't. No game title in the OP, no game discussed. End of discussion.
>>97460404And spam isn't permitted, thanks for conceding.
>>97460458Why wouldn't it be since there's nothing explicitly about GAMES there
>>97460415If someone comes on to /tg/, and asks about YOUR character, what do you think the odds are he's asking about a film character for that spec script you wrote?>>97460469Doesn't need to be. It's a list of what's permitted, not what's forbidden. Additionally, it's on a board about Traditional Games asking about YOUR character. A little thing called "context" makes the /tg/ nature of OP plain. You'd understand if you weren't autistic.>>97460475You probably wouldn't, you seem dumb.
>>97460487And it's not spam by any definition I'm aware of.
>>97460458The OP isn't about anything, which is the point.
>>97460491Yes, it does need to be. Final word on the matter.
>>97460499It's about your character. You do have a character, don't you, Anon? Or are you currently GMing?
>>97460496It is, by the only definition.
>>97460508My character isn't a game. The board isn't traditional characters, it's traditional games. Do you know what a game is?
>>97460503>Yes, it does need to be.Prove it. You should be able to, right?It seems to me, that if /tg/ needed to take time to specifically exclude Quests, then that would suggest that Quests were *presumed* permitted until being specifically banned. That creates what we in the business call a "precedent". Namely, that things are presumed to be permitted on /tg/ until specifically banned.But hey, if I'm wrong, you should be able to prove it.
>>97460525Sorry, my word is final. See above.
>>97460530If it were final, then surely Puckee threads would've stopped by now. Clearly, they have not. And so clearly, your word is not. QED.
>>97460534>the mods MUST be acting in good faithKEK
>>97460525Oh so you can point to the part of the rules that contains the exact string "all topics are permitted unless specifically forbidden"? I look forward to your screenshot. You CAN prove it, right, coward? Remember, if your next post does not contain such an image, you lose and I win and you have to suck my dick. I have your address, and there is no amount of bullets or explosives that can stop me.
>>97460523>characters aren't part of ttrpgs This is the >fun is a buzzword equivalent for the board.
>>97460548Not what I said. Read my post again, and don't stop reading it until you're capable of replying without lying about what I said.
can't wait for another Puckee OP once this thread reaches autosage, since he totally doesn't just spam threads and keep them bumped as long as possible despite all the evidence to the contrary.
>>97448220>I like a board concerning my hobby being a place where if I ask a question, I'll get called a retarded faggotMindbroken
What is the lore on this guy, why is he like this?
>>97460534Sorry, my word is final. See above.
>>97460571he gets paid to make the site seem more active than it really is, obviously.
>>97460558Nah, my word is final.
>>97446438Kill yourself.
>>97460571puckee is some dude who commissions like 4 low-quality artists to make character art. He posts the art over and over here, on reddit, and on facebook. Sometimes on the other two sites he does 'character bios,' but never includes any sort of stats. Here, sometimes, he has known to pretend to be a drawfag fulfilling a request. Typically, though, he simply posts his commissions in character art threads over and over, and starts 3-5 threads on /tg/ with a mindless surveypost plus one of his images as an OP, bumping it when it gets low on the catalogue and making a new one when it falls off. Sometimes he even reuses the mindless post's text itself. Mentioning his name, reporting his posts, posting anything negative in them, or answering questions like yours can and often does result in a 1-3 day ban, leading to people speculating that puckee has a friend on the mod team. To my mind, it's equally likely that the mod is simply mad that users are "telling him what to do," and punishing them for it. That has happened on 4chan (on this board and others) before.
>>97460581lol you're doing it for free
>>97446438
>>97460508Do you know how RPGs work? I've had dozens of characters. They're all mine. Taking those concepts and removing them from the context of the game they were played in is meaningless. You may as well be asking about OCs or waifus or imaginary friends. And if you have to add "your character" or "in your setting" just to feign the thinnest veneer of /tg/ acceptability, it just shows what a colossal fucking retard you are. There are endless ways to relate non-/tg/ topics to /tg/ discussion and we were doing that for a long time before all of you subhuman redditors and election tourists showed up in 2016.
>>97460571He is a sick psycho hellbent on destroying this board together with 10 mods.
>>97460653Nah.
>>97460698Are you not being paid to post here? Then why are you here?
>>97460694Why? How does he benefit?
>>97460694I think its some trolls as well who have taken up the puckposting. It gets (yous) so they keep posting it. The archive posts have been fine for a while.
>>97460752What part of sick psychopath do you not understand? He's been doing this for more than 4 years!
>>97460743Amusement. You?
>>97460766I'm getting paid, duh, I just said. Were you not listening?
>>97460782Don't spend them all in one place!
>>97460694A mod censored his actual full username half a year ago too, typing puck℮e21 in your post gets it flagged for spam
>>97460752I mean the general assumption is that it's an autistic compulsion he has, he has to do it because he has a mental illness and this alleviates the symptoms. I know some people think instead that he's a paid shill acting as a viral marketer for those artists, though, but I think "schizo loser" is the simpler and more likely answer. Especially since sometimes the negativity gets under his skin, especially when people call his slop AI.
>>97460756Some are definitely other people imitating him, but they're usually easy to identify (too ready to reply to the (you)s they get and too directly confrontational being the telltale signs). Those that aren't him are effectively no different than him wrt. the negative effect on this already slow and steadily dying board.>>97460978Yep.
>>97460979Schizo loser, friend of a mod, actual jannie, or otherwise benefiting from our current staff of mods and jannies. The other working theory is that puckee is allowed or otherwise encouraged by the mods to keep this shit up because it keeps a constant rotation of fresh threads going, and having this faggot constantly replying over and over to his same thread (now completely obfuscated since they removed the IP count likely for shit exactly like this) and starting arguments that go on for as long as the thread lives, in between more astroturfed posts, makes the site traffic look slightly less abysmal for the purposes of selling ad space.Alternatively, our current staff of mods seem to genuinely not understand /tg/ as a broad topic, so they don't bother to enforce anything except deleting meta-threads (usually several days late, recently), deleting blatant politics or twitter drama threads, or when someone starts speaking ill of a group that the mods have arbitrarily decided are protected. So, even if you do report every thread and shit all over every one of puckee's endless threads, the mods don't care. They see a thread about some fantasy elf game bullshit. It has the word "character" or "setting" or loosely gestures at nerd shit like elves and wizards. They hit 'Ignore report' and move on.
>>97461162its funnier when more and more posts are less and less thinly disguised fetish posting. like in the last 2 weeks there's been several threads about fucking beastmen and unicorns and mind control harem BBEGs without a hint of an actual game this would ever, ever, eeeeeever be a part of, while also purposely trying to escape the lewd rpg general containment. the janitors and mods don't give a flying fuck about anything.
>>97460544AHAHAHA HE RAN AWAY I'M ON MY WAY FAGGOT GET THAT THROAT PUSSY READY
>>97460383Yep, off topic posts are against the rules. You lose.
>>97463419>bumping to the front from page 9/10 after 13 hoursso this is part of puckee's gimmick now huh
>>97463444Puckee has always done that, it's just that most of his threads autosaged after 7 days in the past
>>97463778The IP counter also made it possible to report him for spamming/flooding in volume enough to be noticed, and there have been janitors that genuinely wanted to prune garbage in the past.
Puckee here, I'm bumping my thread, which is in violation of the rules against spamming. Guess you better delete the thread, since it's breaking the rules!
>>97465797You're courting ban alright, but for impersonating a staff member.
I'm breaking the rules, mods. Why aren't you deleting my thread?
>>97446438There's this really good published adventure modules where THE OPPOSITE is actually true. The queen gets involved in some unsavory dealings in hopes that it will save her people. She basically meets up with some bandits after dark and tries to strike up a deal with them to leave the kingdom alone. The players are secretly hired to escort her back to the castle in the middle of the night when no one can see them, but the players actually get seen taking her to her room...So the quest then becomes about you trying to convince the king and all of the kingdom that the players didn't have a nasty gangbang with the queen... And this is all a minor subplot in the background of a major maritime conflict that the adventure is based around.
>>97456386Whatever happened to FAT DOG WIFE anon? I remember him posting a lot around 2021-2022. Fuck that was 4 years ago
People hate this thread because the evil board man, however I simply hate NTR.Sage.
>>97460544>Oh so you can point to the part of the rules that contains the exact string "all topics are permitted unless specifically forbidden"?You don't know what "precedent" means, do you?
>>97446438She might go for it, but would first try to figure out what the queen's real motivation to do this is.
>work on your art>fuck off puckee>bumpfag alert This board is fucked
>>97466522WIFEposting became a bannable offense (avatarfagging). That's why I'm WIFEposting mostly on /a/ and /fit/ gotta become the husband my FAT DOG WIFE deserves
>>97466522I stopped posting here because I got regular gaming (both running and playing) with my friends.
>>97448220Lots of samefagging going on with this post. Cringe.
>>97460268Filter the checksums?Shift+click in the catalog?
>>97446438 Ask the dm to roll a 6d6+20 for hip measurements before I make my decision.
>>97467565I wonder if this started happening because people who grew up without anonymity started posting on 4chan in large enough numbers
>>97446438I have several ongoing games across two groups, about half of which are backup games but....>DBU game, earthling mageEither "Uh.... we have a queen?" or the "I need an adult"/"I am an adult" meme before he gets /ss/'d>PF 1e, Mountain Hound GuruOn one hand, he's traveling with one of the princesses, on the other, he can tell her he's fucked her mom, on the third hand, her mom is a giant sphinx and there's a non-0 chance she may eat him.... that's a risk he's willing to take though>Exalted 2e, Infernal DefilerHe'd half expect the Sidereal is playing a trick on him again, but he'll be preening about her clearly being stunned by his brilliance... though if things get a bit too steamy he'd probably backtrack and try to save face by saying he'd never lower himself to doing anything like that with a mortal to cover his nervousness>Godbound, fae god of fertility, speed, and deceptionThe land we're in is currently in the middle of a not!Warp incursion and most of the local leadership are horrible monsters, so he'd probably turn any offers from them down and start plotting their demise, if we're not talking that, he'd probably be happy to 'bless' her with some more children>PF 1e, half-giant psionHe will spill his spaghetti around a pretty, or even mildly attractive, lady so he probably won't say yes, but also probably won't say no between his stammering>PF 1e, goblin sorcererGiven the only queen around (that he knows of) is his tribe's leader, Queen Big Tits, he'll likely happily accept. Also he'll be mildly surprised there's a king, but will likely just assume the tribe caught another adventurer and she hasn't eaten and/or snu-snu'd him to death yet>LotFP, Kitsune (read, halfling)As long as the rest of the crew has the ship ready to sail off in case things go south, he's probably not going to say no to that
Rolled 3, 6, 4, 3, 6, 5 + 20 = 47 (6d6 + 20)>>97467753
>>97469226Gyatt damn.
>>97446438She hates all authority, so she would definitely take the chance to get one over the king.
>>97467253So you can't prove it?
>>97467565Yeah, by puckee and bumpfag and the mods enabling them.
>>97467709And limit how many threads people can make.
>>97467755It happened when mods stopped enforcing the rules.
>>97468114Good characters, anon.
>>97468114trash
>>97446438>I'm afraid I must decline your highness. Such an act is befitting of one of my station, as it is of one of yours. Perhaps instead I could mediate a discussion with you and his highness the king as to what dissatisfaction has led you to this point instead?Silver Dragonborn Redemption Paladin of Bahamut btw.>WAHH DNDI haven't played D&D in years at this point, a friend offered (using like the bajillion homebrew tweaks I've made that makes it barely D&D at this point) and I've been wanting to play this concept for a while.>WAHH PUCKEEAny of you fags crying about this literallywho glup shitto are just bumping the thread and giving yourselves future heart problems from your pure rage at some random on the internet. Just don't post if you're so bothered.
>>97469862>Such an act is befitting of one of my station, as it is of one of yoursGod I love it when ESLs try to write fancy English and fail horrible.
>>97446438This looks like shit.
>>97469862did you mean is NOT befitting? retard?
>>97446438>Of course, your majesty.All wishes of the royalty must be fulfilled.
>>97467565Lol
>>97458566>weekend smut threadsAh yes, the original nogames spam.
>>97470018>>97470206Not ESL, busy doing other shit at the same time. I had errands to run so forgive me for not doing a second pass over a post on 4chan. Unlike you, I actually go outside.
>>97469569I already laid out my case. /tg/'s board rules don't forbid anything *except* for general blue board verboten stuff, and quests.IF it was meant to be presumed that ONLY a very narrow band of things were permitted here, then why would the board need to specifically ban quests?
>>97473111lol, no you dont. you are terminally online.
>>97473224So you can't prove it?
>>97448220You're asking about question in which the answer relies too heavily on context to be meaningful.
>>97454550"Default" dnd character? What is this bullshit?
>>97458837Nope, I was here when these threads started to show up. The jannies are aggressive and actively defend puckee and similar threads; the jannies are acting in bad faith.
>>97458837yep, off topic posts are against the rules, you lose. cope.
Mods and jannies are laughing at this thread btw
*rips a greasy pepperoni fart in your mouth *
>>97474465If someone asks me "what's your D&D character", if I'm not currently in a game with a different one, I default to thinking of Iliira as my character. And yes, I have played other characters in D&D - but Iliira's still the one I most consider "my character".>>97474405Pretty sure I did. Now try and provide a coherent counterpoint that's at least a modicum more complex than "nuh-uh".
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>>97446438She would likely go for it.
Bumpfag thread
>>97446438He's a man of honor who would never engage in such immoral acts.
>>97477165No, you didn't. Where's the screenshot?
>>97446438Take her by the hand & walk right up to the king & ask his permission
>>97446438Would probably tell the king that his wife is an unfaithful slut, and I would happily kill her for him
>>97477165Where's the screenshot?
>>97482916What if the king doesn't believe you and demands your execution for insulting the queen's honor?
>>97446438I pretend I'm needed elsewhere and hightail it out of the kingdom.My fighter doesn't have the necessary guile to appropriately navigate that interaction. The situation cannot be salvaged adequately. Escape is the only feasible solution.
>>97482916The King's men immediately seize you and you're dragged away for besmirching the nobility.
