Hey, it’s been a while since anyone’s talked about Maiesta here, what does /tg/ actually think of it? Both mechanically and in terms of the setting?
goonslop for nogames
Are there really people gathering with other fatbeards to play a pregnancy fetish RPG?
>>97463373I've never played the game myself, I just use it as an excuse to fetishpost on /tg/
fetish shit
>>97463340post the pdf
>>97463340I played in a Maiesta game last year. It's a solid system, though I think the custom dice are kind of pointless since you could replicate the same probability distribution with normal dice, or you could just describe it as rolling with -2,+0, or +2, so I wouldn't have to remember what kind of roll was gold die again. I do like how the classes are built to have synergy with different abilities and a large amount of ability choices that can affect how you play them. Though the veteran class xp requirements are way too high: I've barely heard anybody having played in a campaign that actually lasted long enough to reach the required xp level (in the campaign I played in I did end up fulfilling all the other requirements for the VC I would have taken, but the campaign wrapped up before I had enough xp. Granted, our GM was rather stingy with handing out xp).Outside of the pregnancy fetish aspect, there's not really that much to write home about, but the fact that it's actually a mechanically solid and reasonably well thought out RPG that's also a fetish game is remarkable when you look at most other games in that "genre".
>>97463437>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mmHWpbJSMWy7Ld9lGZNUcSb3QN03nkndpDfL4NLANlo/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.fksdeu7v4cvuHere you go!
This thread is no match for my +4 vorpal coathanger
>>97465118>least organic necrobump
>>97465138I'm proud of my shitpost.I wanted you to see it.
>>97463369doing a little evading are we?
>>97463340It IS fetish material.But fetish games, so long as everyone shares the fetish, can actually be very good games as everyone's invested and attentive.I got 2/3rds the way through re-writing it to run 1920's cthullu-esque horror games, which sustained the last thread.
>>97465149It's ok anon, I appreciated it.
>>97463340>MaiestaYour last thread lasted over three months thanks to necrobumping. What is even left to discuss?
>>97465118The heck makes a weapon “vorpal”?
>>97465717That was a cool concept. Do you still plan to finish it?Tbh I mostly wanted to make a post because last thread somebody asked if I was planning on drawing the rest of my group's characters after sharing the picture I did of my character, and I had in fact promised the other players that I'd draw the party at some point but the thread fell off before I could finish it. So in case anybody still cares, I wanted to share the final result. Even if I think it did end up looking a bit wonky in parts.
>>97470029Magically anomalous ability to decapitate or sever appendages and heads from erstwhile bodies.Think "5% chance to decapitate on hit", supre-crits, that sorta thing.
>>97472447Huh. Where did Carrol get the term I wonder?
>>97474969The whole poem is a bunch of nonsense words that you can just sort-of put together the meaning of from the context. That's the whole point of it. Funnily enough, some of the made-up words have since entered the proper lexicon, like guffaw as synonym to laughter. In case of the original poem, vorpal is used as an adjective to describe a sword. In the context it probably just means sharp or something, but since it cut off the Jabberwock's head in a single swing, it got later used in DnD as the name for a enchantment that gave the weapon a chance to decapitate the enemy.
QRD?
>>97463340What is your favorite class and why? I like minions, so you can probably guess for me.Also, are there any class archetypes/potential sub-classes that you feel are missing, and if so, what are they, and how would you handle them lore-wise?
>>97463340why did someone make this thread again...
>>97484118It's bumpfag. He isn't capable of human-level thought, he's more like a paramecium.>>97483139>>97483360>>97483400
>>97465118Won't work, you are trying to remove spirits which lack body parts.
I don't think it has been, since I remember you posting a thread 2 months ago.
>>97488172keep in mind that thread was also up for one hundred fucking days. Nearly a third of a year of this shitting up the catalogue.
>>97463340What AU settings would you create for Maiesta and how would you change things for them? I like the idea of a version of the setting where Maiesta are in the history of our world as avatars of fertility deities, their inhuman forms the result of gaining their powers in the case of the non-human options.
>>97488975Looks like we're going a repeat of that, OP waited till page 10 to post this >>97492493 question.And of course jannies won't do their job and ban the spammer.
>>97480138>QRD?What does that even mean?
>>97497666Kill yourself, bumpfaggot.
>>97488070>>97492493>>97497666Suspiciously timed posts
>>97498074Schizo, take your meds.
>>97501883Nobody wants your trash fetish rot in the catalogue for another three months.
>>97470447I do.I'd like to get people together to try it out sometime, but I'm a bit busy these next few weeks sadly.
>>97502124Sorry to hear that. Would you prefer to make a new thread yourself when you’re done with it?
What is Maiesta?
>>97505894I might just do that. But I've also got a long list of games I want to GM, and enough hobbies that I can probably only manage one or two.Still, this one received interest, and I'm fond of the concept.>>97508742To segue shamelessly, the Cthullu-maiesta rewrite fixed the issue of "why would you ever get rid of one", by the fact that they're incredibly dangerous.And also reigns the fetish back with some horror.You get great power with each one, but living with an extension of an extradimensional outer god from beyond this reality inside you, is brutal. And getting them out can be lethally dangerous even under the best of conditions. You HOPE that if something goes wrong, you're lucky enough to just die.
>>97509836Huh, why did that one post get deleted?
>>97514348Suspiciously timed post
>>97514351How would you sum up Maiesta?
>>97518724Worthless shit necrobumped for three months.Fuck off.
>>97470447Thanks for the art! Who are the party members?
>>97518724Homemade system about not-magical-girls who get special powers from carrying spirit pregnancies, as well as a couple pregnancy-adjacent complications and quirks.It's absolutely a fetish game and setting, but the mechanics are actually decent and straddles the line between too simple and over bloated pretty well, albeit featuring some things like 'birthing' that don't have any mechanical incentive.
>>97521796>albeit featuring some things like 'birthing' that don't have any mechanical incentive.How would you give them a mechanical incentive then?
>>97523926The issue is that since the amount of gravs you carry directly correlates with your power (gravitas, the mana-equivalent that's used as a resource to a lot of abilities, is partially determined by the amount of gravs you have), there's never an incentive to actually birth your gravs. Or if you do, the GM will probably just have to handwave you getting a replacement more or less instantly. I feel what could work would be to grant you a sizeable xp gain or a free ability boost for incarnating a grav, but also make it so you have to fulfill specific requirements to do it so you couldn't cheese the system for free buffs.
>>97465118Now I can't stop thinking of monsters made of things like coathangers, lol.
>>97530218Kill yourself, necrobumper.
>>97530218Isn’t there one supervillain with a metallic form like that, but more deadly? But seriously, a wire and hook monster seems like a nightmare to fight.
Why can't we have normal pregnant women? Why does it have to be grotesque?
>>97536819As the Cthullhu'maiesta 'dev'.>There's no mechanical incentive to literal pregnancy in a ttrpg.>Supernatural is fun.>Erotica and horror always works REALLY well together.>Fetishes and horror also always work REALLY well together (and yes, there's a difference between 'fetish', and 'erotic', though tbf they do overlap a lot in modern use.)>Especially if it's a perversion of something considered beautiful and vulnerable too, ala pregnancy (Alien/Aliens, the last of us etc etc)>People like the Cthullhu mythos for its themes of Noir and occult outerworld lore.>Maiesta needs a mechanical reason to want to not be pregnant with the thing that gives you superpowers (IE, it makes decent life hard, and could kill you).Fetish games work best when the fetish is worked into the core of the setting instead of just tacked on, and there's more elements to the game than just the fetish.
>>97533465>>97536819Suspiciously timed posts
>>97536819Maiesta's normal style tends more toward noblebright fantasy than anything. You need some kind of justification why the player characters are all pregnant, though, hence the thing about carrying spirits in your womb so they can incarnate into physical forms being the main way for people to use magic in the setting.
>>97463369>goonslopayo ts nibba speakin strait fax on skib :high_five:
Bump
I had somehow similar ideas but with male pregnancy gay omegaverse setting where male gay sex leads to short 3-7 days pregnancy with a spirit (the kind of which depends on zodiac signs of parents, bitches love this shit) and then this spirit can be used for pokemon-like battles in gaysex magic Hogwarts.
>>97548018I would unironically play this.
>>97548105No you wouldn't
>>97548105Same tbqh. Looks fun.
>>97463340>TTRPG based around a pregnancy fetish.Is it possible to do this, but with other fetishes?
>>97550224But you don't play games, bumpfag.
>>97550224Like what? There's a bunch of ERP games out there. You're probably better off looking in the thread, to be honest.
>>97550224Like what? You need to be more specific.
This isa good thread. Babybump.
>>97561906And a bump to you too.
>>97553589>>97557967In no particular order or combination, nor in any way comprehensive.>Fat women.>Muscular women.>Latex & bondage stuff.>Femboys.>Princessification.>Dubcon/Noncon>Roboticization.>Handholding
>>97570383>HandholdingSeriously, lol? Maybe the ERP thread would be helpful.
>>97463340What are Maiesta’s mechanical strengths and weaknesses? Especially if you want to make a game yourself and want to use it as a base, hypothetically of course.
>>97570383Do you also have a thing for dragons?
>>97570383>>97575507That is true, but diverting to a General misses the spirit of things imo.This is /tg/. We are a bunch of fa/tg/uys, and making ttrpg's based around particular fetishes is a time-honoured tradition here. If we have one for pregnant women, and one for bikini catgirls, we should be able to write another one based on some other fetish or not-quite-horny premise. It's not as if there's many better threads on this board atm.
Okay. What advancement has ocurred to the Cthulhu'maiesta spinoff since last year? What system was it being run in even?
>>97585187It's still the Maiesta system anon, it's just me slowly going through and altering it for thematics at this stage.Unfortunately, I've found myself annoying busy at life atm, so it's currently sitting at 'playable, but the 479 page (I put some art in there) doc is a mess' stage.
>>97590215>busy at life atmOof. I know that feeling. Hoping you can get to a point where you can playtest it.
>>97590402Well, I wouldn't mind trying at some point.But it's hard to playtest by myself, because I don't really find or see the issues, and no one else really got on board with trying stuff out.If anyone wants to look it over, link to doc is-https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SZny2mm3A45nGzz67vpS0bpSomKz_t2RwPue4lT5pvw/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.fksdeu7v4cvu
Creepy Bump in the night
>they stopped even pretending
Compared to the average thread on tg at present, being some form of bait, some form of /pol/fagging, a puckee commission spam, a bot post, or a general, a thread about a niche fetish ttrpg (and some ttrpg development stuff) isn't actually an unworthy thread to bump.
>>97590728Thanks for the link! I'll take a look when I have the time!
>>97582204I feel that image. Anyone have more images anyone has relevant to this conversation and/or thread, BTW?
Are you going to shout into void once per day for another two months?
>>97463340What are the main failings of Maiesta in your opinion, and how can it be improved? My main concern, few male character options, was resolved with the inclusion of the Heritor class.
>>97598688At least those threads have the decency to die after a week or so, unlike this turd that's going to be repeatedly smeared across the board forever.
>>97590728Much appreciated. We need more anons like you.
>>97624570We need less bumpfaggots like you.
I like Maiesta (I've posted about the campaign I played in the previous thread), but it's not a game that has enough players to sustain more than an occasional thread. Keeping the thread bumped when there clearly isn't enough discussion is just annoying.
>>97624638But as long as I bump it when even people who actually like the game aren't posting then I can irritate people like >>97612957And isn't that the entire point of posting here? To make people mald over the internet? I hope he pisses blood over a thread he doesn't like keep on being bumped.
>>97624699>To make people mald over the internet?NTA but this kind of attitude is literally why /tg/ is so dead. But seeing as you're nogames I can see why you don't care.
>>97612957Smearing shit across your face. Since you're clearly still watching this thread for people mentioning your name, you sad fucktard.
>>97624638We need more art for this game. I wonder what they ended up going with?
Why is this board so slow lately? And how can we drum up more interest in Maiesta?
>>97638810>>97646906You should really kill yourself, bumpfag. That'd drumpf up interest I'm sure
>>97646906>Why is this board so slow lately?Why do you think no one posts in your threads?
For a pregnancy fetish trpg, molestia always struck me as disturbingly anti-natalist. All the lore and rules gives off the impression the devs fucking despise children
>>97655299>All the lore and rules gives off the impression the devs fucking despise childrenWhat are you talking about? I don’t really see that from a quick skim.
>>97662246I don't get it either. So unless he decides to clarify...
Never even heard of it
>>97662246>>97670631If you can reply to this post within an hour instead of waiting a day and a half and samefagging yourself, I'll go into it. I'm not wasting my time and effort on your soulless bumpfag ass, Literary Lord.
>>97670666>Never even heard of itHave you checked out the link?
>>97662246>>97670631>>97674857You should probably kill yourself, LL
>>97685004Wait. He's still alive? I though he gave up on Maiesta... and life. Where did you get this?
>Playing fetish games with other men.What are you, some sort of fag?
>>97693312Nah m8. I go to the strip club like all the straight men my age.>>97685004I wasn't asking. Where is CrossCrescent? Does he still do pregnancy stuff?
You don't have to keep your cringey fetish game that zero people actually play thread bumped forever, fuck off.
>>97688228That second part sounds ominous… But it’s always a good thing to see more of a beloved creator, yeah.
>>97688228>I though he gave up on Maiesta... and life.No he just retreated to a discord server where he plays and jerks off a bunch of other lonely dudes who will eventually either kill themselves or troon out and kill themselves.
>>97696649Many such cases.
>>97696649Link to the Discord please?
>>97463369>>97463431>>97463437>>97465031This is the most over-designed, micro-managed, table-top wargame bullshit I think I've ever seen, even worse than FATAL.Did someone really spend weeks putting this together all as a joke? I can't imagine a single person playing this, taking the time to learn the rules, build characters, set up a world, and actually run something coherent enough to be called a game.
>>97699536>even worse than FATAL.IIRC, isn't that literally unplayable?
>>97701191>>97703024>>97703849>>97705581>>97705721kill yourself bumpfag
>>97699233Seconding this please.
>>97699233>>97710244https://discord.gg/nmEd3Xzj
>>97711972Thanks!
>>97711972Much appreciated. I found this on their DA page, but I don't have an account, is it worth it?
Jfc this is some gooned out shit>t. bbwarrior but at least I keep that shit out of my setting
>>97722340>>97726842>>97731164Offtopic, report and ignore
>>97699536Okay, what specifically is so bad about it, mechanically speaking? I’m honestly curious about your opinion here.
>>97733840>t. Nogames
>>97734782So someone can’t ask about a system before trying it? News to me.
>>97735866Maybe if you spent less time bumping a 3 month old thread you'd have more time to actually play games, nogames
>>97735885Don't you have something better to do than being a fag on the internet? People like you killed this board.
>>97736158Pretty sure people like you throttling all discussion with your bad faith bumpposting did that, champ.
>>97733840Seconding this please.
>>97738146>>97733840t. Nogames samefag
>>97736158You killed these threads because you made it pointless to reply to them. You have nothing interesting to say about anything. On the rare occasions you share your ideas, they're surface-level and shallow. The people on this board aren't your parents, your teachers or your caretakers. They have no obligation to cater to your specific fixations or to provide you the attention you so desperately crave.Until you start respecting other people, these threads will just be people dunking on you or you talking to yourself until the end of time. But it's been nearly ten years at this point, so there's little hope of you changing. The last moments in your wasted existence will be you clutching your phone, waiting to bump your elemental god runic magic system thread from page 10 and dying unceremoniously from a stroke.
This is definitely a Maiesta image.
>>97742616You will die alone and forgotten. Your death won't even be celebrated as it will slip by unnoticed, with the only impact of your absence being felt long after the fact, when people notice that threads don't linger on this board for months anymore.
I legitimately hate Maleista almost as much as it hates actual children. Creepy fucking game made by creepy fucking people who probably find abortions erotic.
Cryptotroon grooming game for pedophiles.
>>97463340I think you should kill yourself
>>97463369This desu
>>97463373No, it's just bumpfag trying to groom people into trooning out with him like the predditor he is.
I'm pretty sure it's not the Pregnancy game that's the problematic thing here...
>>97742739Nice try samefag
>>97742739Have you tried killing yourself....?
>>97742773I don't know, have you tried taking that massive stick out of your ass?
>>97742788Whatever you say, pedo predditor
>>97662246>>97670631Why do you pretend to be multiple people like this?
>>97742798Such defamatory accusations, if this wasn't an anonymous website, you'd be guilty of libel.>>97742813What are you talking about, it's just ME here.
>>97742832Nah, I can say with certainty you'd touch kids if given the opportunity. Thankfully you're too physically, mentally, and socially inept to accomplish your depraved desires so you make due with molesting this board instead.
>>97742842>Nah, I can say with certainty you'd touch kids if given the opportunity.But that's just our schizophrenic admission of guilt, as we are all one anon!
>>97742851Weird way to confess your kid diddling urges but aight
>>97742985But Anon, you are ME!
>>97742669Where does it imply that the creators hate children? I skimmed it but don’t see that.
disgusting shit
>>97742739Nah, it's your vile shit that's the problem, obviously.
>>97747574Then why is it you are the one acting like a bitch?
>>97742517Interesting, what are some threads that aren't like this in your setting?
>>97747534Use context clues, you antinatalist pedophile. You are a living contradiction that should be snuffed out from this bitch of a world
>>97743014>xhe continues to confess to xir crimes whilst hiding behind poorly constructed cardboard ironyKill yourself my guy
>whine that other anons don't engage fetish shitpost in good faith>accuse others of acting like a bitchthe degenerate can't help but project its mental illness on everyone else
>>97749360
I say this: kill yourself, waste of oxygen
>>97754139>>97754197>t. Nogames pedophile
