name a more kino match up ill wait
>>97465998Pirates vs ninja
Woman versus AccountabilityJew versus GentileGang Weed versus ISHYGDDT
>>97466119You vs sex Sadly you lost.
>>97466054Fippy bippy.
>>97466130Sorry (((sir))), you need to present a valid foreskin to go beyond this point.
>>97465998Cowboys are a better match up with samurai. In film those are basically companion genres that cross influence each other constantly
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>>97466130Never had a chance
>>97465998Viking vs Jaguar Warrior
>>97465998knights vs vikings and samurai vs ninja are both superior
Miko vs Sister
>>97466178Yeah but you run into the Cairo Swordsman issue pretty quickly there. At least with pirates the gunpowder tech is still in its infancy.
>>97467390excuse you the samurai with his glorious nippon steel cuts the bullets right in half.
>>97466054I was gonna say that. Glad you did.I swear that ancient rivalry is an ancient meme mostly forgotten at this point.
>>97465998Crackheads vs Debutantes
>>97467390Pirates vs Knights would be an interesting matchup, since it would involve Sir Francis Drake punching himself over and over.
>>97466054fpbp
>>97467390Counter pointhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJG0fKgAb3o
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Clown v Mime
>>97466154>and just like that, the /pol/troon reveals its ugly mug
Magic the Gathering Players vs Shower
>>97466054Courtesy of /cyoag/
>>97465998Not even a remotely fair matchup, a katana would effortlessly slice through the knight's armor even from a distance.
>>97466178>Samuraia man of the highest class who honourably dies on-camera for his lord>Cowboya white negro who dies off screen in a ditch for US Settler Colonial Imperialism
>>97465998Cataphracts versus Hun.
>>97465998Dragons vs Giants
>>97470148I'd buy a ticket to the big "Dragon Giant" fight night.
>>97467390Nah, Samurai liked guns.
>>97467390
>>97465998https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVT05LcHt8kKnight wins.
>>97467452Oh, well if we're playing by RWBY rules then anything goes ig>>97468108Kek>>97473057Not very honorable of them
>>97465998I guess Vikings vs Samurai?
>>97465998Elon Musk vs. Marcus Licinius Crassus, fists onlySamurai vs. SpartansSpartans vs. life without slave laborDothraki vs. MongolsA single Space Marine vs. a USMC company
>>97469292Thank you anon I will be playing this when I get home from work
>>97476039Vikings are cringe
>>97470078>US Settler Colonial ImperialismWe need to get back to being awesome.
>>97470078Didn't Samurai disappear as a social class because they were traditionally paid in rice, and when an actual merchant class emerged, they were priced out of the market and all had to get real jobs?
>>97470078>a white negro>the quintessential model of a cowboy was a indian/black mixed guy
>>97476687They disappeared when the feudal system in Japan collapsed.
>>97469292>Ninja>Clan: Clan of the angry Tiger + 3 ninja trainings >Vows: all of them + 4 ninja trainings or ninjitsu abilities.>Ninja trainings (8) +2> Advanced sneaking>Katana>Shurikan>Bow>Floating bags and pipe>Naginata>Kurisgama hooked chain>Throwing knives >Climbing hooks>Secret Identity >Ninjitsu abilities (3) +2>Water jutsu>Darkvision>Gifts or the fire tengu>Legendary strength >Exotic scriptures
>>97476285>Vikings are cuteWhat a weird spelling you have.
>>97470148Much better than OP
