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Well the bunker is dead. How is everyone?
>>97529743>Well the bunker is dead.
>>97529852It's refusing to let me generate the crypto key on my phone and on my pc the captcha is automatically refreshing every half second so I can't complete it. Once your key dies you'll probably be banished like me.
>>97529870Sucks to suck.Give jumps for custom races.
>>97529870If the bunker dies for good, I will go back to trawling the internet and making jumps on the side for my own amusement. There isn't much of a community here that I care for, and truthfully, even the bunker doesn't hold my interest for very long since the community feels like strangers.
>>97530283NTA, but how come? If you don't mind me asking, it's all the same people
>>97530324It's all the same people is probably why. I don't have the same interests as those people and likely never will. I will browse through threads to see if something catches my eye, but usually I see the same people with their discussions that never seem to change. It feels like watching a bunch of kids play in a sand pit as an adult. There's amusement in it, but I also recognize that they're not people I would interact with because we're too different.Coming to 4chan now is like walking into a graveyard and watching the tombstones. The days of wasting away hours here are long gone.
>>97530339I feel the same, sometimes I wonder if all the people who liked the same shit as I do all left, it definitely gets annoying trying to force discussion about something you like instead of the same shit everyone's always talking about.I think Gene's jump output might be one of the only things keeping me around.
>>97530407I don't see it as annoying anymore. I look at it like watching fish swim around in an aquarium. They're going to swim however they please and they won't notice that I'm watching them. Sometimes they'll do something that's interesting and that's good enough.I can respect Gene's dedication, how much free time he has and how much of it he is willing to dedicate to Jumpchain, but I don't think I will ever be interested in using his jumps. He makes good jumps, but his jumps don't suit what I want out of a chain.
Has your jumper ever meaningfully taught or mentored someone that wasn't a companion?
>>97530551My current jumper's whole gimmick is teaching a bunch of students spiritual cultivation from Generic Murim.
>>97530551Jumper's entire endgame is spreading his knowledge of martial arts to anyone worthy enough
Random Thought: Our current civilization could definitely survive an outbreak of World War Z zombies, but not without major losses. The main issues would be deliberate sabotage and hordes of third world refugees fleeing outbreaks turning into hordes of third world zombies completely overwhelming Europe.
>>97530702>boomer civilization will survive World War ZLMFAO
>>97530726>Boomers die out because the fragile systems keeping them on life support fail.>The third world gets severely depopulated because they can't sufficiently organize against the undead.Man, imagine the renaissance that would follow.
>>97530750Boomers are too old, and the younger generations have a severe lack of practical skills necessary for that, not to mention with all the boomers exponentially turning into zombies, mutating and not giving a shit the only survivors I can think of is if some zoomers evacuate to an island.
>>97530755I'm talking about the zombies from the novel, which are standard mindless shamblers without variants. And it isn't as though civilization would immediately spring into a golden age, there'd obviously be an adjustment period.
A couple more random zombie thoughts.>Left to wander without stimuli, they would trend toward lower elevations.>It wouldn't be unusual to find herds of zombies gathered around sources of non-animal stimuli.And putting these together, waterways would tend to have a lot of undead around after things quiet down.
>>97530407I will HAPPILY talk about ANYTHING with you as long as you CONSTRUE it in some WAY, SHAPE OR FORM as BTFOing Gohan in ANY capacity. >>97530891It’s all FUN and GAMES until the first SALTWATER crocodile gets a taste of the INFECTIOn, spreading an AQUADYNAMIC breed of the undead that can HOUND Gohan UP and DOWN the waterways while potentially MIGRATING thousands of miles before their corpses DISINTEGRATE, SPREADING the infection throughout the BIOSPHERE. And THEN, zombie WHALES.With MUTATED LEGS.
>>97530891>>97531303Imagine if it could be transmitted by mosquitoes or other insects. It would literally be so over before it even began, and we would never be back.
>>97530891HERE is another zombie THOUGHT. BUGS. They gravitate towards decaying, necrotic tissue. They burrow into it. Lay their eggs in it. Will they be infected into zombie bugs? There is CERTAINLY precedent for cordyceps and the like to propagate through bugs, and the PLOT ARMOR that results in zombie HORDES means they’ll be the most readily available biomass for many strains. You see where I’m going with this? SHIThan, driven to study cool new bugs over spending time with his loving wife and daughter, is going to track down these bugs AND GET ZOMBIFIED BY THE ZOMBIE FLEAS NIPPING AND INFECTING HIM, IMMEDIATELY JOBBING TO HIS FELLOW UNDEAD WHO WILL REND HIM LIMB FROM LIMB AS HE DIES ALONE. IN PAIN. AFRAID. AND FAR AWAY FROM THE FAMILY AND FANS HE NEGLECTED
>>97531345BASED BUGminded anon, yes it’s SO fucking OVER once the pollinators get involved. A single insect eating BIRD could catch the BUG FLU and transport it across CONTINENTS, meaning Gohan has NO escape even if the outbreak starts in AFRICA but a persistent swallow delivers an infected GNAT through it’s SHIT right in his stupid FACE.
>>97530339Honestly, I get it. We don't exactly get a lot of jumps for novels I'd like to yap about these days (not that King Sorrow is exactly hard to solve for a lot of Jumpers now, nor that I think anyone's really thought about the Johannes Cabal books in a while), and work/life is getting to the point where I'm not sure how much more I'm getting out of here. I have the energy to rant about the things I'm into when the mood strikes, but sometimes I wonder if it's time to move on for greener pastures. Since KSBD kind of feels like the author is checking out of the plot, I'm thinking of 5 specific writeups that will be a kind of thematic finale to my entire chain. Each themed around one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse; Conquest/Pestilence will be dealing with Viralborgia once and for all, War will be the Dimensional Stalker thingy I keep pushing aside (which will also be kinda-sorta addressing what happened instead of DC KO), Famine will involve trying to reconcile the SMT cosmology as of V, and Death will finally unveil what God (through the Presence) said to my Jumper to make him so utterly assmad. Finally, Hades/Hell will be Gene's Lovecraft jump and the fallout thereof.After THAT, I'll finally feel at peace enough to start writing my other companion "builds" in the bunker's companion build thread, /maybe/ set up a cosmology thread there to go in-depth about how my Jumper's omniverse works and what goes on there, and definitely write the actual finale of my chain where my Jumper is a victim of his own success. And that'll be that. Afterwards, whether I stay here and contribute the odd build or find another hobby, I'll at least have closure for the long, rambly story I've been telling myself.But first I really need to finish that Ethniu fight.
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>>97531405Well damn. End of an era. No more guaranteed builds for jumpmakers. Shame. No more guaranteed entertainment for those of us who enjoy watching your melt downs. No more surprisingly well informed discussion on specific niche topics. Shame. But, I wish you well when you have left.
>>97531405Damn, I've always enjoyed reading your writeups. I guess everything ends eventually. Good luck and hope you have a good time after you're finished with this.
>>97531405Any chance we could get the whole thing posted as a single doc when you are done? Assuming you've been keeping it all.
>>97531810>>97531822>>97531423Thanks, guys. It's been real, it is real and it will continue to be real until one day I just coolly withdraw. I simply want the whole thing to have a proper ending and takeaway instead of trail off like those xianxia novels that never actually end. Or Firefly. And also to do it while I still have the time and energy to, before work and life really cut into the time I have for this hobby.Technically there is nothing stopping me from continuously writing more builds because my Jumper is achronal, but I'll feel happier knowing there is in fact an end to the journey instead of just ambiguity. Besides, my Jumper is stubborn and autistic enough that he may not necessarily WANT to avoid a downfall as long as he accomplishes his core priorities before it....I wonder what happened to Konata's Jumper, in the end. Way back in the day she mentioned something about a possible final redemption arc. She also mentioned that every time she resets her chain her Benefactor (who is like, an enormous cat) just eats the previous Jumper. Red's original Jumper as I recall just went hollow and turned into a shambling corpse, which I always thought was kinda odd with all the biological enhancement she had at that point. Ages ago someone wrote a climatic ending to their chain that involved angry waifus scheming to avenge him. I hope I can pull something like that off.>>97531825You mean my entire chain's writing? Unfortunately that's way, WAY too scattered to compile.
>>97531968>way too scattered Darn. I was hoping you'd been keeping a doc. You seem the sort. Ah well. I'll always have fond memories and digging through archives for fragments then I guess.
>>97531405>/maybe/ set up a cosmology thread there to go in-depth about how my Jumper's omniverse works and what goes on thereWill you finally talk about that part of your empire where the Lilim live?
I'm feeling chivalrous as fuck, anons. What are the best jumps to go knightmaxxing?
>>97532777Code GeassKing ArthurForgotten RealmsA Song of Ice and Fire
>>97532777Quest for Glory
>>97531303>>97531345Thankfully, the same handwave for why zombies aren't torn apart by scavengers and decomposers also ensures that there's no infection via mosquito.Turns out the Solanum virus itself is incredibly toxic and also animal repellent, so a mosquito will either ignore someone that's infected or die shortly after drawing infected blood.Another merciful point is that it only reanimates humans. So there's no need for concern about zombie sharks and bears adding to the apocalypse. But that does leave room for any enterprising superscientist doing a bit of gain-of-function research.
>>97529870Same
>They're still making ASDF MoviesThe fuck.... I want a soup watch
>>97532777Warhammer Brettonia.
What'd be a good Id_es upgrade for the colloector perk in Oasis of fantasy that isn't just making it have copies of everything that could be considered an Item?On that some note would swapping out Godhand's 11 extra lives for it's draft versions 11 guaranteed wins be a good Id_es upgrade?>Id_es -800cp How dirty. Not even pretending you’re following the rules, are you? It is unclear on how you have obtained such a thing, but now you get the option to obtain one of the so-called “id_es” skills, complete cheats made by transforming and empowering a skill into complete absurdity, to the point they could rightfully be called cheat skills. If you want, you may pick one of the existing id_es skills shown. From Passionlip’s Trash & Crush which can reduce and compress anything at all into a 5x5x5 gray cube, even the mass of the target being reduced to 1/10th of what it was, evolved from the Skill ‘Monstrous Strength’. Perhaps you want the All Drain, which lets Meltryllis absorb anything with a solid form she can inject her “honey” into, stealing the target’s abilities, power, and self, and maybe even turn others into copies of you, evolved from the Skill ‘Absorption’. Perhaps you’ll want Crack Ice, letting Violet completely paralyze anything within her field of sight, although it won’t extend to stopping the minds of your targets.>If you possess some other ability you are fond of, you may choose to transform and empower that ability instead, elevating it into a similar level of absurdity as the examples given. Well, these skills aren’t unbeatable. Meltryllis was defeated by tricking her into absorbing a poison developed from her own virus, and Trash & Crush will take longer than an instant against objects larger than a Sakura Labyrinth floor, so pay attention to what kind of id_es you obtain, and keep in mind any weaknesses.
>>97534738You get a copy of Gilgamesh who turned all their personal pride towards you, thinking you are the best, and that everyone else is a mongrel.
What did your jumper do in No I'm Not a Human?
>>97535759I wasn't a human.
>>97535759There's no fucking way it takes that long to describe the story.
>>97536170It's a great video though. Peacock does great stuff.
How do you think the UNSC would react to Jumper mysteriously "inventing" Bioshock style plasmids/vigors and gene tonics? Assuming the reliance on continual adam is removed but eve still required for non passive stuff.
>>97536287>Assuming the reliance on continual adam is removed but eve still required for non passive stuff.I don't have any idea, I just want to point out that the continual adam requirement's only for Bioshock 1/2's stuff. Vigors from Bioshock Infinite are actually stable.Mostly because Columbia didn't have the same kind of society that Rapture had. The locals were cautious and liked waiting until the kinks were worked out of the Vigors
>>97536287The simulation is breaking.
>>97536287Use it for incredibly unethical purposes against their own people most likely. It wouldn't really change the course of the war at all even if every soldier had them so it doesn't really accomplish anything other than giving them yet another tool in their tool box to fuck with their own populatin.
So, I'mma do a thing:Just saying, NuBee, thanks for the chance to rant about New Dark Tamers & Georama Hunters My Cuphead Don’t Strike, NOT! somewhere other than an manga forum.Now, first gotta say hella unreadable Jump, but then again the manga is harder to parse than Look to the Stars in some places and there's never been an attempt to translate the thing past the MTL, so I get it.Locations: The City Hold is a safe haven as long as you haven't pissed off Gwynevere, since the major monster floods are kept at bay by the smoking echoes of the four bells. His Moldering Bones is the Titan who was the first Frog Prince's body. The whole place is basically covered in a massive dream realm from His Moldering Bones' original Muhahaha Belief. Going through the whole place can get you to the Skull That Hangs at the Precipice of Sleep and Death. Which is a realm outside of reality that Death cannot reach without giving up most of his powers, but it's not really useful unless you're trying to pull the same trick that the MC did where he started as a Merchant of Laser Death and then inheirted His Moldering Bones' power to become a Frog Prince. Not as good as just taking the Perks in-Jump imho. The Kegs Chapel is BBEG central. Just being around that place can afflict a person with madness.World Stage Carnival is kind of a meh place to be honest, I know some folks love that entire Tournament Arc, but it really dragged out way to long. Personal bia aside, it's safe as a realm under the protection of like the eighth strongest character in the series. Granted, we don't see Sulyvahn's guardian deity do anything, but Champion Sagat beat dozens of Frog Princes over the course of the series so there is that.By Crystal Guillotines, to be honest I completely forgot that the MC's hometown is in a painted world. Safe by being outside of the usual madness, spooky though.Plunging Poisons basically, Frog Princes killed the trees that uphold reality in this area.To be continued.
>>97536851Continuing part 2 Forbidden Husk as per usual the seventh roll is always op as fuck. Still, the only person who can pull off what the MC did is someone with Muhahaha Belief, Nice Gems, Miracle Root Blood, Heat Desparity, and Laser Infusion to work out how to become like the First Sage. Still, that'd basically make you End of the Manga MC level at the start.Next up, Origins:Merchant of Laser Death, they form lasers out of their blood but it can do all kinds of weird stuff including healing and beautifying. MC starts off with this powerset, but later he goes on to become a hybrid Merchant of Laser Death + Frog Prince + Animated Black Cleric. Frog Princes are weird, they're basically paladins powered by the amount of faith they have in themselves and the amount of worship they gain from people around them. This makes most Frog Princes major assholes and BBEGs as they're always trying to get more worship even at the cost of other folks' free will. Animated Black Clerics are the fairly generic kung fu style monks of the world whose power starts with making a Dark Will that later acts becomes your own personal Digimon. The chick who was with the MC was one of these and she was able to injure the BBEG's immune to everything armor. Book of Homo Sex be the floating grimoire that the MC is always complaining to. The literal plot device and most often used Deus Ex Machina of the entire Manga. Funny Demon Kin personally I don't think that this should be in origins, maybe in Perks, but I get it. This is the origin of the MC's primary rival and its weird because they're really, really powerful to start with but unlike the human characters they cannot grow beyond a certain point without using the Flames of Chaos which boosts the Demon's madness and it can drive a user insane. The MC had to turn his rival into a child in order to reset his mind after he used the Flames of Chaos once. Onwards, to Perks!To be continued.
>>97536399I wonder how the UNSC feels about everything they killed for being rendered completely pointless because a fucking Jiralhanae defeated an enemy that routed all of humanity better than the entire Covenant combined could and took over the galaxy.
>>97536946Continuing part 3Perks:Based Magic makes your magic based, nice. Jokes aside, this is the common magic system of the setting. It's decent at it's job, but not very flexible and kind of weak. The MC seems to think it's something amazing, but he lived in a painting for years so he's kind of a country bumpkin. it's still very convenient if nothing else. The fact it makes all Magic Systems you have compatible with the Based App is amazing tho, so much potential to combine magic there. Granted it doesn't give you any skill in Programming so you'd have to figure that shit out yourself.Grand Champion is kind of amazing. Granted the only people we see who have the title are Sagat and the MCs rival post-timeskip.Champion Sagat reverse-jumps Frog Princes on the regular, he's the second strongest Animated Black Cleric in all the setting only trailing behind the chick the MC is with due to her having actually used her powers to do damage to a conceptually immune to damage armored suit. And Segat might actually have been able to do that too, we just don't see him do it, but he was the guy who trained the chick who punched thorugh damage immune armor.As for MCs rival, after he trained in the World Stage Carnival he was able to use the Flames of Chaos without going mad.Crime Talons is basically the more blood manipulation focused sub-set of the Merchant of Laser Death's kitMiracle Root Blood, basically the MC's blood was better at Merchant of Laser Death powers because it did more with less blood. This also translated to him having skill in martial arts, the chick mentions that the MC's Miracle Root Blood means his physique is very good at adapting to new martial skills due to it passively shifting him towards building a better body.Heat Disparity is a neat trick that 'uses up' madness to apply miracles to blood manipulation, which can end up with a dude going full Looney Toons logic on things. It's kind of neat.To be continued.
>>97537017Continued part 4Laser Infusion is the trick that the MC figures out how to apply the passive growth of Miracle Root Blood to everything. It even goes as far as to let the guy transform his body into a chimera of all the strongest things he's ever faced, giving him a physical form able to fight on par with all the more physically able BBEGs.Muhahaha Belief is... basically the First Frog Prince, His Moldering Bones, figured out that you can do anime bullshit via having faith in yourself and others thinking you can do stuff. He then figured out how to turn every cell of his body into a being that would have faith in him, which bootstrapped him into the godly ranges of power seeing as he was a massive fuck-off primordial titan thing. The basic Frog Prince is able to do anime bullshit and when they've got a crowd of people who have faith in them they can even pull bullshit off. Also, every practitioner has a nice ass, no idea why but the manga likes to point it out a lot.Bayonetta Stand are just stripperiffic Jojo-style punch ghosts, their biggest boost if the fact that the can make the faith of your whiteblood cells into more than just anime bullshit physcial feats and instead become the aura stuff that the Frog Princes use. Heart Strings is a weird power that the MC notes is like being able to listen to the bond between the observer and the observed, basically folks that see a Frog Prince are connected to them and those that manipulate Heart Strings can do weird stuff like mind control or reading minds by using the Heart Strings. Nice Gems is an amazing perk seeing as the only one who knows Heart Compression is His Moldering Bones and, way later, the MC. To be continued.
>>97537076Continued part 5So, I'll be honest the entire Animated Black Cleric line can be summerized as 'get buff, punch good, and simply ignore all the madness bullshit by eating it for gains'. Which... yeah that's basically what the chick with MC did. Dark Will is the Ki that the Animated Black Clerics use. It later grows into the Digimon Soul which is yet another flavor of Jojo-Style-not-a-real-Stand. Devil Business is a trick that Sagat disapproves of that the chick with the MC does where she sealed a literal contract making devil into her hand. She can transform into the succubus in the seal's physical form, and has this weird thing where she can basically dominate anything metal, this includes Iron Wills weirdly enough. Fisting Observation is just what Sagat calls a 'innate talent for fighting'. Sagat himself doesn't have it, he's a Grand Champion instead, but the chick with the MC does and it lets her get to Sagat's level as a Animated Black Cleric without the need for becoming a Grand Champion to get the boost from the World Stage Carnival. It makes it so that you always grow your skills as a fighter, forever.As said before, Digimon Soul is just the end-point of Dark Will, though the Perk seems to be based off from the Chick's version which consumed the Devil she'd sealed in her hand to make her Digimon Soul way, way more potent than normal.I think I've run out of steam so Imma stop here.
>>97534526That's good news. Tradition is valuable
>>97536399Were they that bad? I never read any of the books and only vaguely remember the campaigns from the first three games and they seemed mostly alright.
>>97539710No.
>>97539710They mostly did typical blacklist projects scaled up due to SciFi shenanigans and the existential threat of the covenant later on.
>>97540119NUH UH! They also eat babies!t. Karen Traviss.
Best jumps to acquire a maid that will pamper and spoil me?
>>97541829I am going to guess one of Ric's Jumps. That's seems like something he would have. Any custom companion can work really but it suits a Ric Jump so I'll say ANY one of his jumps really anyone. Oh and Overlord but you have to deal with the rest of the Overlord world and so some might not think it's worth it. Of course you could always be the 42nd supreme being, tell Ainz "Yo I am going to go bang my maid. You got this right?" and promptly fuck off.
>>97541829I'm The Evil Lord Of A Galactic Empire
>>97541829Girls Bravo has some good maids/bodyguards
>>97541829In Overlord you can have a maid whose build is objectively better than any you could make.
>>97531405It truly is an end of an era when even Shard is going to end his chain and leave.
>>97530283It really does feel like /jc/ took a nosedive recently. Maybe it's the lack of pdfs, or maybe there's less new material to work with, only updates? I find myself spending a lot more time in the QQ jumpchain thread.
>>97545501That's probably where I'll wind up if /jc/ actually dies. I wouldn't be too active in the thread itself, but I'd keep up with my jumpmaking efforts.
>Beast is trying to harass Shard into leaving jumpchain Grim.
Does your Jumper ever hook other people up?
>>97546956I have a plan for this. My jumper is taking Saber Minamoto no Raikou who is sane to Deus Ex Human Revolution to hook Adam Jensen up with her. He needs a better quality of Waifu.
>>97546956Yeah. Hooked up Touma with Misaki to let the poor bastard finally have something nice for once.
>>97546931Pardon?
>>97546956When I’m NOT ploughing Videl with my THICK GREASY TONKER, I am ALWAYS hooking her up with SPOPOVICH-SAMA to MAXIMISE the tears and despair of SHIThan when he uncovers their UNION. OTHER viable candidates include CHADell, “Fat” CHADjin BVLL (which turns all Majins into human hybrids) and the BIG GETTE STAR.
>>97548682Problem is, you wouldn't be able to do any of that because Gohan would Chadly rape you into submission first.
>>97549104Gohan is the ANTITHESIS of all that it means to be a CHAD, so much so that Videl RAPED him on their wedding night.
>>97549243He won. ToriGODma said so.
Say, what jumps are being worked on right now? I think I saw some Exalted-like perk posted in a previous thread not that long ago?
>>97549477Cruel Space Anon is working on a Keychain JumpNuBee is apparently working on a Pseudoregalia. GauntletSome Anon may start working on a Persona 4 JumpGene finished his Guilty Gear jump.
Chainbutt: You get a chain but you can only communicate like Gohanposter.
What did you do in Chainsaw Man?
>>97549477Pipistrello and the Cursed YoyoSonic the Fighters
>>97549671Try to win Makima's heartIt didn't work
>>97532777Jojo part 1.You can't be a knight and not be a gentleman.
>>97549603What do you mean by communicate exactly. You mean we can't speak or otherwise interact with anyone in the jump? Do we or they sound like the adults from Charley Brown to them or them to us or something? I mean I'll take it but it's going to be a little weird. Going Overlord the Series for first jump.
>>97550209Are you retarded? NTA.
>>97550209I assume it means you can only talk or write like Gohanposter. Meaning you EMPHASIZE random WORDS and SCREAM with fused together words like SHIThan and CHODEku and CONSTANTLY INTERJECT with random onomatopoeia and abbreviations. KWAB!
>>97549671Makima, Reze, Kobeni, Yoru/Asa, and a few others. Still deciding whether to be the Rape or the Fire devil.
>>97550317Apparently I am. I mistook life for with. Let's just say I have not been with it today. It feels like a Friday the 13th.>>97550339Sorry I am a dumb ass. I should have gotten that but oh well.
>>97549477Deep Sea is making a Rise of the Runelords jump.
>>97549477I'm currently working on two.One is about a guy that goes on a boat trip, and ends up surviving a disaster that leaves them stranded on a strange island in the middle of the ocean. They discover this island is filled with weird creatures, alien beings, and a native human population. They also discover that leaving this place is supposedly impossible and only a few people can even make it in by luck. Now they have to adjust to life on this island, deal with its inhabitants, learn about the mysteries of this land, all whilst they slowly train and become strong enough to defeat the guardians of the island, and find their place in this land. The other is about a guy that goes on a boat trip, and ends up surviving a disaster that leaves them stranded on a strange island in the middle of the ocean. They discover this island is filled with weird creatures, alien beings, and a native human population. They also discover that leaving this place is supposedly impossible and only a few people can even make it in by luck. Now they have to adjust to life on this island, deal with its inhabitants, learn about the mysteries of this land, all whilst they slowly train and become strong enough to defeat the guardians of the island, and find their place in this land.
>>97549603>>97550209Okay new plan. Since I am stuck talking like Gohanposter I am going to take DC Occult as my first jump. I will be a child of Delirium the endless. Since I talk like a raving lunatic I'll just find a nice spot in a safe insane asylum and chill.
Happy Valentine's Day! Here is 0.1 of my Lady and the Tramp jump.>https://files.catbox.moe/1ml3re.pdf
>>97550798Seems like you could make one jump that covers both.
>>97550798>One is about a guy that goes on a boat trip, and ends up surviving a disaster that leaves them stranded on a strange island in the middle of the ocean. They discover this island is filled with weird creatures, alien beings, and a native human population.Dinotopia?
>>97550833Lady is going to get SUCH a dicking.
>>97550938Surprisingly the two settings are in no way, shape, or form related to each other. >>97551050Nope
>>97551096Go forth anon, and cocker that spanial
>>97550833Based
Jump # 1 Yugioh AnimeAge: 16Gender: FemaleOrigin: KingLocation: Domino CityPerks:*It’s time to duel! (0, Discount)*Welcoming Host (0, Discount)*King of Games (300, Discount)*Dueling Basics (0)*Card-Slinging Cutie (100)*Solid VIsionary (600)Items:*Duelist Kingdome Invitation (0)*Locator Card (0)*Duel Disk (0)*Series and Films (0, Discount)*Duel Arena (0, Discount)Deck Builder (+ 800 DP)Starter DeckDeck Theme - Mix and MatchInitial Power Level: Full Power ( 300 DP)Special Deck Qualities*Deck Master Ability - Silent Magician level 4 (Can negate the effect of a spell card once per turn but the opponent gets to draw a card if this ability is used)*New Spirit Partner - Silent Magician level 4 (50 DP)*Dungeon Dice Monsters (50 DP)*God Card Obelisk the Tormenter - Copy (400 DP)Addons *Deck Box (0)*Card Storage (0)Deck (Tenitive):Silent Magician Lvl 4 X 3Silent Magician Lvl 8 X 2Breaker the Magic WarriorRoyal Magical Library X 3Apprentice Magician X 2Magician of Faith X 2Witch of the Black ForestBlack Luster Soldier Envoy of the BeginningChaos Emperor Dragon Envoy of the EndShining Angel X 2Mystic TomatoObelisk the tourmenter/ Chaos Sorcerer during Duelist KingdomPot of GreedChange of HeartMonster RebornDark HoleRaigekiMystical Space TyphoonHarpie’s Feather DusterHeavy StormMage PowerUnited we StandMagical Dimension X 2Swords of Revealing lightDust TornadoMirror ForceMagic CylinderCall of the HauntedTorrential TributeWobaku X 2(to be continued)
>>97551299So starting in this world was like someone dropped a Nostalgia bomb upon me. It wound up being a lot more serious than I remembered. Solving your problems with children’s card games sounds funny, it’s not when you are praying you don’t draw a brick hand.It was kind of strange though how seriously it was taken when there wasn’t anything really at stake. As a side note, I hated Battle City. Absolutely was not happy there with the spectre of losing one of my cards. I am not really much of a gambler I guess. I mean winning some card I had no interest in compared to the potential loss was not great.I managed to miss the finals because I hung back and played Cheerleader mostly. I did make it on the blimp though. I kind of upended the timeline by telling Mai about the Winged Dragon of Ra’s Secret. I thought it would be funny to see Marik’s face when he lost but Ishizu was understandably upset when her brother lost the shadow game and went catatonic. She blamed me for that. I mean she wasn’t wrong there but it still sucked. I was just trying to spare Mai the torture.The Battle CIty tournament was a lot less eventful after that. The Digital world thing did happen but it went pretty much as expected.Feeling bad about screwing Marik out of redemption and fearing I had destroyed the plot I decided to remove myself from things and travel a bit. This pretty much went along the same track. The Pharaoh left. Yugi became a game designer, Joey married Mai and became a professional Duelist. Tea became a dancer and to my surprise didn’t wind up with Yugi. Tristan was just sort of there. He got a job married and did the Japanese business man thing.
>>97551299>Gender: Female
>>97551299>>97551308Thanks for the build!
>>97551502Thank you for the jump. Yugioh Duel Monsters had been on my wish list for a long time. You did a great job of it.
>>97551530Thank you friend.
Is there a particular perk that would shut Aizen from bleach down? I know his big trick was his sword hypnotizes all who see it. I am not sure if true sight or similar abilities would work against it. I think it might require anti-mind fuckery abilities.
>>97552565Magical Girl Noir Quest has a perk to see through all illusions.
>>97552613I always assumed that his power was less illusions and more telepathic compulsion. Given that you need to see his release and then you are perma stuck I thought he injected a little bit of his power into your soul which then told you what he wanted you to be seeing.
>>97552627I'll be honest, I don't even think Kubo made up his mind about what his powers are. But if it's purification you want, (obligatory Solar Exalted answer) or you could go to Okami to pick up some of that shinto priest goodness. Or Silent Hill F.
>>97552627>>97552638Could you just overpower the suggestion if you have a high enough willpower. I believe there are a few infinite willpower perks. It would be fun to say "Fuck you Aizen I disbelieve!" as you mentally shred his illusion.
>>97553018Probably not. At least not unless in combination with high enough spiritual power.
I decided to go to Deviantart after not checking it for like eight years, and now the front page suggestions are all AI generated forced feminization caption stories and AI generated crossdressing.
Is there a Mage: The Ascension jump? All I can find on the drive is Mage: The Awakening and I don't like nWoD.
>>97529743Use .st, or if that fails the onion domain.
>>97553514Yes, it's in the World of Darkness folder. It's titled oWoD - Mage The Ascension
Just uploaded quick update to the Mortasheen jump to fix some typos and other issues>Changelog>Wrath drawbacks now have + in front of them>Slightly edited YGORE description for clarity>Fixed an old Ectophasm perk typo I've been meaning to for a while.
>>97553018>Fuck you Aizen I disbelieve!
>>97549250Your HYLIC mind is incapable of grasping the true form of CHAKRAVARTINyama’s grand design of infinite torment, hauling Gohan towards an empty heaven ONLY to plunge him back into ever more humiliating HELL.>>97549671I became the JOBBER DEVIL, the failure of UNDERPERFORMING in the GLORIOUS art of COMBAT. Then I ENTERED CHADgon CHADall to BTFO Gohan relentlessly, trapping him in a SURREAL DIMENSION of HEADLESS GOHAN CORPSES that kicked him and punched him and turned him into a TREE. >>97553514YES, and you should use the CHADsumption of CHADviation to MURDER Gohan and topple his THRONE.
Xianxia Hyrules become clear in my minds eye again. So I guess I'll get to writing on that. Happy valentines all.
>>97553369Not surprising. Virtually every image site has been overrun by slop and only a few bothered to employ countermeasures such as bans, filters or containment sites.
>>97554365nta, but when searching even when trying every counter measure the only thing that reliably works in my experience is to just limit any search to things posted before 2021/2022, which sitll works fine know, but could be really limiting in the future.
>>97554283Good luck.
Chainbutt: Looping chain. You may repeat the same jump any number of times until you decide to either go home or stay.
>>97554990As in I keep getting new stacking builds for it? In that case Medaka Box Abnormal is the first thing that comes to mind since there's a ton of options to choose from and the power level is quite high. No need to torture yourself with the drawbacks when all you need is patience.
>>97549671Akane exists for mindbreak, and Makima doesn't get to keep her.The rest of the stay, play it by ear.
>>97554990Let me see if I understand this Groundhogs day loop chain here. You get 1 jump. You have to redo it until you break. Do you keep your build each time or do you have to redo it? Does the build add? (Do you add a new 1000 points each time, probably not I would imagine). If you die does the looping continue or are you forcibly sent home? Also congrats on an interesting chainbutt
Age of Wonders 4 jump delayed until July because there's a DLC with major changes coming early next month and my progress on it has been slow.Lewd Warcraft delayed until December so I'm not trying to make two huge jumps back-to-back.This month's jump will now be Near-Future Patriarchy for QQ since I'm feeling inspired in that direction.
>>97554990If you die, do you die for good, or go home?
>>97557383If Gohan dies, does he die for good, or go home?
>>97557521Which would be more merciful - for Gohan, or the rest of the world?
>>97554990Time to ABUSE my ATEMPORAL PRISON to inflict grievous HARM on SHIThan. First I will use the Naruto BONE JUTSU to create a veritable FOREST of sharpened calcium. I will then proceed to GORE Gohan with these spines, which is but a PRELUDE to stringing lengths of sharpened vertabrae from his EYE to his ASS like CHICKENWIRE, cunningly embedding sharpened FANG-SPIKES in his RIBS and forcing my boiling BLOOD into his VEINS. When the police arrive to arrest me I'll simply LAUGH all the way to the cell, knowing that Gohan's pain is only BEGINNING. For when the loop RESETS, it will RIP all my biomass out of Gohan, reducing him into a SCREAMING BLOODY RUIN until I track him down and begin PULPING him further. And this ETERNITY of CYCLICAL MEAT PROCESSING will eventually reduce Gohan to a screaming spaghettified LOOP of pain and torment himself, aware of nothing except his own AGONY. KEKAROO!>>97557527>>97557521>>97557383There is no mercy for Gohan.
>>97557383You repeat the loop. It's either staying or returning home.
>>97554990Do we get to redo our build every loop, or are we stuck with the same choices?
>>97557582So a timeloop jump is Gohanposter's Valhalla. Though I am confused about something. How is Gohan in Naruto. You only get one jump as I understand it and Gohan is in DragonBall Z. Perhaps you are thinking you will spend your time creating Martial arts techniques that will let you replicate those Jutsus so you can torture Gohan. If that's the case I solute your determination. It's probably going to take a number of loops to do so. Might want to stock up on Senzu beans too for mistakes that happen in training with that. However if you are looking for suggestions I would suggest creating a technique to forcibly rip the potential out of someone and give it to yourself. It will help your growth and leave Gohan crippled.
>>97554990I take the CYOA bodymod supplement or the Generic CYOA jump and go with the Worm CYOA v17.
>>97559023Make sure to grab [Loopers Blessing] to double up on the power you get for timelooping
>>97554990Cosmic Warehouse>Utilities:Electricity, Plumbing, Heat/A.C., Local_Net, Force_Wall>Structures:N/A>Miscellaneous:Portal, Link, Food_Supply--- ---NuBee’s Bodymod Supplement>Foundation:Cleansed, Adjustment, Sex (Female)>Statistics (Own)Strength: 2, Stamina: 2, Agility: 2, Flexibility: 2, Reflexes: 5, Intelligence: 5, Charisma: 5>Body Modifications:Coloration, Grooming>Mental Modifications:Charm, Natural_Disposition (Thoughtful), Alignment (Male), Strength, Memory>Character Perks:Restraint, Body_Maintenance (Homeostasis)--- ---Stellaris: Lustful Void>Time Period, Starting Location, Origin (Faction):N/A, Continental, Leader (Ruler) (Xenophobe, Authoritarian, Spiritualist)>Race, Gender, Age (Apparent Age):Humanoid (Elves) (Aggressively_Adaptive_Reproduction, Nudist, Futanari), Futanari, 28 (N/A)>Power List:Mastercraft, Overtuned, Engineered_Evolution / N/A / N/A / Enigmatic_Engineering, Exalted_Priesthood, Mind_Over_Matter, Fear_Campaign, Xenohunting, Information_Quarantine / The_Sounds_of_Space, Council_Keeper, Psionic (Chosen_One) / Automatic_Sector_Management, President_for_Life>Starting Item List:N/A>Item List:Vitality_Boosters / Flag, Clothes_Fit_for_a_King>Companion List:VIR, Scavenged_Sexdroid>Scenario/Drawback List:Extended_Stay (1,000) / N/A / N/A>Future:Chainbutt--- --- ---I'm combining the updated Stellaris with the Lustful Void Jump. I have few characters to explain. Chosen_One will allow me to restructure my Ethics more ideally, and Imperial_Cult is gained by that. While other traits seem more powerful, Lustful Void traits are all broken. Nudist is better price-wise than Intelligent or like. Enigmatic_Engineering within the context of endless technological advancement is invaluable, but it's normally mediocre in the game. Council_Keeper allows a Chosen_One to increase all output from POPs, and will allow me functionally unlimited output due to characters getting stronger through worship in the world.
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>>97558535Gohan is NOT in Naruto, for I have brought NARUTO to GOHAN. FOR YOU SEE, mY chain lasts but a SINGLE jump. Quicksilver’s CHADgon CHADall Z ENDjump. A jump where I CHEESED the XV scenario by hiding in a HOLE most of the time, only leaving to assist Time Patrollers from the SHADOWS, avoiding making any FRIENDS, KAIS or GODS and setting up my ENEMIES to assume they were defeated by GOKU (who is a kill-stealing camper anyway) while ALSO collecting the CHADgon CHADalls to wish myself immortal THEN the strongest of ALL TIME PATROLLERS. With my MAJIN physiology and power pole and nimbus cloud, I WONNY WONNED the jump, became a CHADswalker and went to VARIOUS SETTINGS to get EVERYTHING needed to make Gohan’s life a LIVING HELL. >Senzu beansI have MANY disposable clones for that, ALL of whom are willing to give their LIVES for the noble cause of BTFOing Gohan.>techniqueI sacrificed several Gohans to the Ebon Dragon for a SPELL which lets me RIP the SKILL from my foes.
>>97559435Absolutely NONE of this is SUFFICIENT to REFUTE the AXIOM that CHADhan is far TOO BASED to SUCCUMB to any of your LIMP-WRISTED, ill-considered ATTEMPTS at torment.
>>97550833>>97550833[Lady and the Tramp]Drawbacks: Jumper History, Extended Stay, Direct to Jumpchain, I was certain he was no good the moment I first laid eyes on him (1200)Human, DowntownStreet-Smart (Free)Natural Performer (Free)He's a Tramp (1000)Bella Notte (800)Observant Guardian (500)Coffee and Donuts (Free)Family Home (300)Jumper's (0)In my tastefully candlelit restaurant decorated with charming candlelight, I sighed the sigh of the lower classwa. "Alas Maria, we are poor" I said as one of my business partners played the accordion sadly."Mama mia!" she said, pumping those keys. "Uwaaaah!" said Luigina, pumping her fist in frustration and accidentally shattering a peak. "We're so poor" I said glumly, staring at my perfectly paid stack of bills, "that I can't even buy a single country or president with our daily income. I'm such a pauper my house is only REGULAR PERSON upscale. We might as well be peasants in the unfeeling machinery of social order"My walkie-talkie crackled. "...uh, two things sir. First of all, you do remember you literally own a multiversal conspiracy employing assets such as myself, right?" said a man uncertainly."Irrelevant, Palmer. I am lamenting the necessity of my poverty for the cosmic purpose I am enacting. The causal chain for which I have tasked you and your ilk to take over the world on my behalf. I'm like Jesus of demiurges. Not to intrude on the real deal's purview, of course" I added to Jesus, who was sampling some of the wine behind the counter. I wondered if that counted as cannibalism or not. "Anyway, you may now disappoint me with your second question""...sir, I know you know what I'm about to say so erm...can we just pretend we've skipped to the part where, with all due respect, you tell me why I'm supposed to SHOOT TWO CATS?"I exhaled. I'd truly forgotten how ignoble being poor was.1/4
>>97559763An Illuminati agent, a cultist and a magical girl were loitering awkwardly in the room they'd broken into, two cats hissing angrily at them. "Alright, what seems to be the problem?" I asked, portalling in. "It's a pretty simple mission, people. Get in, complete the mission, get out""I'll be blunt, sir. While I am a true believe in your new world order and would gladly lay down my life for your glory, when I received today's mission I wanted to...double check" said Palmer uneasily, fiddling with his Illuminati standard issue occult pistol. "That we were deployed to SHOOT CATS""Yeah, this...this isn't cool" said the magical girl awkwardly."I would have happily smote the felines by now, but these heretics doubt your word!" protested the cultist. "No no, you people did the RIGHT THING with your free will and obeyed me, so consider this cashing in my tolerance" I said, eying the cats. "Palmer, are you familiar with the Just World Fallacy?""The cognitive bias that the world is a fair place where all actions will necessarily have morally fair and fitting consequences?" asked Palmer. "Correct. And are you aware why it is, in fact, a fallacy?""Sounds like I should've paid more attention in Applied Philosophy sir, but in a nutshell" he said, "Fuck Epstein""Fuck Epstein" echoed the other two."Well, you'll find in the Disney realities it's usually not quite such a fallacy. For example, here Epstein merely bought that island off Stromboli and uses it for the traditional comparatively kind use of turning children into donkeys for manual labour. However, usually does not mean always. These animals" I said, pointing at the now-transfixed with terror cats, "are directly responsible for distress and suffering, but due to complex interactions of free will and karmic anomalies will receive no punishment""Such behaviour going unpunished" I said, my voice hardening subtly, "due to a misuse of free will is the fundamental basis for Epsteins happening"2/4
>>97559769Suddenly my hand was on the magical girl's wand, and pointing at the twitching cats. "Patterns will persist to maximise their own benefit without a corrective violence proportionate to that benefit, and most patterns are sufficiently flawed to have a biased view of personal benefit" I said harshly. "You are accorded a position of privilege amongst mortal hierarchies and access to resources beyond their ken. Do you know why?""B-because history needs butchers as well as shepherd, sir" said the magical girl, shakily. "Very good. It would be a simply thing to modify your neurology or causality to simply have you obey my commands, but I believe in investing long term and I have other people for blind, objection-less obedience so I expect you to take this as a lesson in precise, strategic deployments. Play your cards right and depending on your career path, someday you may cultivate the Dao of Bureaucracy to become a Overdeific Actuary Immortal, or even sit in a Cintamani Palace of your own. But it starts with managing your subordinates into making the right choice""...it just seems mean, sir..." she said, unsteadily. "And. And I like animals!""I know, Saki. And these wretches just chased one out of home and hearth. You want to stand up for pets? Do it. Shoot the cats"Palmer, who had gleefully destabilised governments and blackmailed moguls at my behest, patted the magical girl on the shoulder awkwardly as she shut her eyes and fired off two blasts accurately....The cats raced out of the room, fragments of occult law which imposed the certain knowledge they had been BAD KITTIES and deserved NO TUNA burned into their minds. "See? Was that so hard?" I said, not unkindly. "If you want my advice, mister" said the cultist, nudging Palmer, "we should cheer her up by shutting that damn island down. The gishes getting upset ruins their firepower output""I trust we have approval?" asked Palmer."Granted" I said. 3/4
>>97559774Suddenly an old woman stormed into the room, her nightgown covered in scratchmarks. She stared at the snivelling girl carrying a still-smoking magical staff, the blonde in a business suit who'd just whipped out his occult pistol, and the indistinct figure in an indigo robe and stylised sun mask. Somehow, she still instinctively realised I was the one who'd ordered her cats shot and screamed loudly at me before fainting."Damn, being poor sucks" I said to her unconscious body, "if I was rich I could just pay you into forgetting this ever happened""...would you like to do that anyway, sir?" asked Palmer. "I can literally just call the Supreme Court and have this thrown out. Actually I'm pretty sure you're inherently above legal consequences due to your divine status as-""Still playing a bit to align with the local monomyth, agent. I need to walk like the poor until the poor walk like me, because the poor are narratively favoured by causal windfalls of fortune. But also yeah absolutely, help a poor starving upper middle class restauranteur out""Your goals are truly beyond my understanding, sir"4/4
>>97265640>188 - Arknights>DrawbacksRainbow Six Siege Is Canon Shut The Fuck Up, Faction Alt (1100)>Location & Time1092, Kazdel>Background choicesElves (Free)Rhodes IslandDrop-In>PurchasesOriginium Arts Assimilation (200 CP tier) (900)Physical Exam (100 CP tier) (800)Skillful Acumen (100 CP tier) (700)Opportunity to Understand (Free)This Badge is Hereby Conferred (Free)Contractual Contingencies (Free)Stand Back, I’m Doctor (Free)Maxing Pots (400)Ghost of Babel (0)EPOQUE of Fashion (Free)Lil’ Droplet (Free)Monitoring In Style (Free)Scheduled Running in the Halls (Free)Token Tokens (Free, -100 CP item stipend)Thank You Kernel (Free, -300 CP item stipend)>Ending OptionContinue
>The scenario that Valeria added to the Tyranids jump is actually canon
>>97559435It's ironic you are using the DBZ endjump. It was the GOHAN of end jumps. It was made by a guy so burned out he literally didn't give a fuck anymore.
Hey in exalted what rank do you think a goddess of Harvest and seasons would be? Looking at the jump I'd hazard a guess It'd be rank 5 but I wanted to see what other anons think.
>>97561296I'm not seeing the irony, if there's a Gohan you'd better believe he's going there.
>>97561497Definitely rank 5. Seasons alone will affect all of Creation, add in Harvests and there’s probably politicking going on trying to get them to give up Harvests.
>>97561497Rank 5 if it's all harvests and seasons. You can go to Rank 4 by making it harvests and seasons of a particular Direction instead of in general, and maybe rank 3 if you go more specific than that.
>>97561541>>97561551Alright I'm fine with them being Rank 5. I was imagining the companion in this case would end up getting a pretty danm cushy job in the divine bureaucracy without quite being a incarnae. So that works fine.
>>97560976This shit has been known for quite a good time. Any psyker that sensed the Hive Mind felt vicious malice for them and everyone.Tyranid players are literally just joking. Their faction wants to kill everyone, but everyone sucks, so killing everyone good. That's the joke.
>>97561563With such a divine portfolio, there’s a very good chance one of the Incarnae is their direct superior.
>>97561593Oh yeah I'd assume so. Sadly theres no directly thematic one. Gaia would be most fitting but she's not quite a incarnae. Though I assumed all rank 5 Gods answered directly to the incarnae. So she'd probably just end up answering to Luna or the UCS.
>permabanned on the bunker because I questioned the janny's arbitrary off-topic deletion policyWhat's up with the most pathetic people imaginable feeling all self-important the second they get the immense power of moderating a tiny internet community?
>>97561803Yes, I'm sure your conversation about how Vaccines were secretly poison meant to murder children and that you're a superior pureblood for not getting vaccinated was definitely on-topic and not something that'd literally get you banned on 4chan
>>97561803It's not like you have to go there.
>>97559023>>97554990>Generic CYOA Bodymod Supplement>Just Like Always I Imagined It:**Meta**You, CYOA**Difficulty**Hard, Base (Hard)**Scenario & Setting**Canon Earth Bet, April 7, 2011, Brockton Bay**Character**Drop-In**Drawbacks**Fugitive, Slaughterhouse 8, Slaughterhouse 9000, Jaws of the Butcher, Endbringer Target, Hostile Endbringers, Singular Target, Fairy Goddess, Eigo Kaiki, Fallen Worship, Waking Titans, Desire For Survival, Not So Dead After All, The Cycle Begins Anew, Apollyon: the Destroyer**Shard**Shardless**Powers**Architect**Fusions & Upgrades**Increased Charges (Architect) x 3, Increased Frequency (Architect) x 2, Increased Potency (Architect) x 2, Treasure Vault (Architect), Side Benefits (Architect) [Wholesaler], Retinue (Architect) [Expy], Interest Rates (Architect)**Point Conversion**+50 SP -100 CP x 2, +5 SP -10 CP x 1>Souvenirs
>>97561823No, the vaccine autists were Spazz and some anon.
>>97562056>ArchitectWell, that's an exceptionally powerful ability.... Then again, mine has me using [Looper's Blessing] and Timeloop to gain unlimited power by throwing off canon. While also being a smol adorable doll loli with a Shard that lovers her and will take care of her forever and ever. The plan was to use it as an actual chain, counting each jump as a finished loop, with the finished jump's perks/items being bought with points from the store, forcing me to do a jump with what I had on hand and delaying my stuff until post-jump
>>97561803Try asking 9anon about it here.
>>97561803SOCIETY
>>97560976Elaborate? Have the nids actually won 40K while I wasn't looking?
>>97561296>It was the GOHAN of end jumps.Precisely why it DESERVED to get BTFO by me.
>>97562770You know what, that actually makes sense. Carry on.
>>97561803It seems like lifting your previous ban for crossposting drama was a mistake.
>>97561803Literally just don't act like a teenage girl/DDanon on her period yapping about gossipy bullshit, it's that easy.
>>97563472Not him, but I do have to wonder how 251974 and 251979 were ban worthy.
>>97563558There was a little discussion about it over in off-topic. Apparently he had a bit of a history. Personally, I doubt it merits a permaban, but I can't exactly see it to judge.
>>97563567If he has a history of shitstirring, then he should be banned over a post where he stirs shit, not where he asks a question about what is and isn’t permitted.>Checks the log>”This wasn't an invitation to start nitpicking again, shitposter-kun.”That’s not a nitpick. That’s a counterpoint you didn’t like.
>>97563539TRUISMSIMILE CONCLUSIONYou have nothing interesting to say so nobody tolerates you. Everyone unbans me because they loves my DDs.
>>97563607I like how every post you make just further justifies you being forcefed a permaban. Get fucked, leper.
>>97563614I will fist fight you until the end of time. You retards start some boring, I punch you in the face, and then you act the victim. You started it. Don't get mad that I enjoy bending you over a barrel and sodomizing you, forever.
>>97563630>P-PLEASE NOTICE ME BUNKER-SAMA, LET ME BACK IN I'LL BE A GOOD LITTLE SLUT I PROMISE UWU HAHA IM A FUNNY HORNI TWINK TOO Like cuckwork. Not surprised you fucking LIED about not needing attention, wearing your name like your dunce cap. Grow a pair and take the L.
>>97563676I'm not banned, you fucking retard. Moreover, they literally can't keep me banned because I don't have to let them. The Bunker is currently generating Bitcoin on people's devices, and it doesn't play well with my setup. That's it.You're the same fucking retard making shit up there. As I said, I tried to advocate rational sense anonymously for the community for years, and it gain me nothing. I owe you nothing. Too many of you are social club retards unwilling to break social taboo to keep something to a standard.
>Be me>Be writefag>Be Jumping Gargoyles>Writing about my jumper that bought a company that was Not-Umbrella from Resident Evil>My jumper can't fight their way out of a paper bag yet so they were going to get the help of the Gargoyles leading to an epic fight in an underground complex against horrible abominations and Gargoyles while my jumper helps lead them through the complex to get Data to incriminate a bunch of guilty people...>Try to get to that point but it didn't work and came off as my jumper trying to cover their ass.>Wound up with my jumper just calling in a biohazard spill warning with reports of horrible mutated monsters to the cops.>Wound up with my jumper offering to help with technical support to gather data to help the cops fight the monsters.Why do I suck so bad? It's like I have a cool idea I try to do it, it doesn't come off and so I take it behind the woodshed and shoot it. I was going to have something interesting happen and now nothing really. Pic unrelated but hey boobs are always welcome.
>>97563880>Try to get to that point but it didn't work and came off as my jumper trying to cover their ass.Sit down and try to work out why it feels that way.
>>97563734The moment you stop being able to pretend you have a point, you suddenly turn around and cry about "rational sense" like you aren't just pushing whatever the fuck you want. You might as well be banned, and you deserve it. Just like you deserve every second of misery you get crawling back here year after year like a busted old whore, sucking cock the only place you can get any.
>>97564006I am pushing whatever I want, and what I want just happens to be what's best for Jumpchain. I have not once been wrong about this community. Unfortunately, fag-asses like yourself don't care about anything but ego. Jumpchain isn't my primary hobby, by the by. Playing H-games is, and occasionally reading 40k lore. I literally play over 100 H-games every year. It amuses the fuck out of me when you people try and get under my skin because you genuinely haven't thought about most of this stuff, at all. That which you have thought about you cannot debate because I'm not taking opinionated positions, I'm taking objective positions. Such as Generics bypassing perks and items from legitimate settings and pre-existing Jumps, and otherwise delegitimizing the effort actual Jump makers put in learning a setting. This isn't an opinion, it's an objective result.>You're doing what you wantYes.>You're entitledI believe I am correct, why wouldn't I be?>You don't care about the communityI don't care about (You).>You might as well be bannedAnd when all else fails, you do this most childish of things. You may as well be saying>Well, you're not putting in absolute effort, so who cares?I certainly don't find anything currently said interesting enough to sit spoofing until it works, lol. That's my choice, not yours. Again, I owe you nothing, and I know that bothers you. I'm very open when I'm bothered with something, as you should know, and you're pretty tame, dude.
>>97564119I don't get why you can't make a community for yourself and others who agree with you. You don't like the people over on the bunker because you know they aren't going to agree with you, but instead of doing anything productive you insist on berating them as if that's going to change their minds. You don't want to be part of their social club, but you seem to always be there engaging with them. It's like you haven't realized that the majority of people are casuals and don't want you nagging them over something they don't care about, and that's why you come off as someone who doesn't care about Jumpchain, you only care about being right on the internet.
>>97564310I said it previously, but I'm not burning down the house to change the furniture. Simply, there's no hypocrisy in wanting the default, here, where everything started, to be held to a standard. As time has gone on, there's less and less differences between the big Drives. I am a madman. I cannot organize or be solely responsible for creating a new community, and I frankly would believe it a functional and moral loss for my to do so. Whether you believe I am just a troll or not, know that I believe the things I say. At the end of the day, too much damage has probably been done. I know it's likely pointless. I do it because I believe it's correct.>You don't like the people over on the bunker >but you seem to always be there engaging with them.I know this will be difficult for you to understand, but despite that I genuinely do not remember basically any of them. Most ritual-posting annoys me, and I basically never read names before replying to them. It's also why I inherently despise QQ and SB, there's too much outside identity and influence. We are not friends. I help and answer questions when I can because that's right, and I will argue when others are wrong.>only care about being right on the internetI want to be right about everything, not just Jumpchain. I suffer horrendously for much less than Jumpchain. The social club, if any, should be about arbitration, not ego. Again, it's almost certainly way too fucking late. Oh well, I tried. Doesn't make me wrong. Doesn't mean I should stop pointing out things that are detrimental to something I enjoy.
>>97563472>get banned>post on the other jumpchain community>"hurr you are shitstirring"It's not even about /pol/ posting because I only talked about covid a bit before spazz and some anon got autistic about vaccines, it's because I dared to question what jannington decides is off-topic in a thread that is >50% off-topic posts when he has admitted several times before he has no idea what he's doing.
>>97564612Autistic screeching about how vaccines are poisons and that they're superior "purebloods" for not getting vaccinated is very much an offtopic thing. Like, even here on 4chan. Like, I've seen that exact same conversation happen here and get deleted at least three times beforeThe conversation was literally against three of the four rules the Bunker has, being a spammed drama farming circlejerk that they weren't even trying to make be Jumpchain related
>>97564637>Autistic screeching about how vaccines are poisons and that they're superior "purebloods" for not getting vaccinated is very much an offtopic thing.I seriously do not care about the vaccine shit, all of the 2 weeks guys are retarded. But the actual rules are:In the pin - "3. Try to keep activity here under the auspices of Jumpchain. Tangents are fine."4. Respect the thread rules set in the OP post.And in the thread itself - A thread for general jumpchain discussion and chatting.And again, half of any thread is off-topic discussion. A lot of it is even political at times. And since 9anon sits on his ass most of the time and streams or whatever, the entire board is moderated by this jannington guy who deletes stuff based on whether he has his period on that day or not. Either delete all off-topic posts from the general jumpchain thread and enforce that all off those posts need to be in a seperate thread, or accept that the thread is /blogposting and shitposting about whatever (and jumpchain, sometimes)/.
>>97564666Most of the thread is, in fact, related to jumpchain. Most people try to keep the conversation related to jumpchain. Claiming that ten or twenty posts out of two thousand makes a majority of the thread is disingenuous.
>>97564637Since I am apparently the God-King of Impartiality, destined to roam the land breaking the various shackles of Man, I would like to point of that permitting ban appeals for CP but otherwise having permanent bans for literally anything else seems like an imbalance.
>>97564686>Most of the thread is, in fact, related to jumpchain. Most people try to keep the conversation related to jumpchain.Alright, you're shitposting. >>97564688That is a crazy fucking screenshot what thje hell.
>>97564693>That is a crazy fucking screenshot what thje hell.The context there is that the CP Spam bots don't send appeals, but having them IP Banned means also banning the people who legitimately use the VPNs the bots were using.So if someone got banned by association, they can appeal and get unbanned. It's not likely to ever happen, because again, bots
>>97564686Just because I'm bored - example #2384317 out of #234893712983, anon using Ricrod in place of the blue archive wiki, google search, or asking in the actual blue archive thread. And tripfags saying good morning and good night every day like it's twtiter and they get paid to do it. And Psycho giving running commentary on whatever he is reading at the moment. And and and.>b-but literally anything even vaguely related to on or another form of media we have a jump for (doesn't even have to have a jump desu) is on-topic!Then /pol/ posting is also on-topic since we have several irl and politics jumps. I am not arguing for /pol/ posting, mind, but I think bans for normal discussions are asinine and the janny is sniffing his own farts. >>97564718Ah I guess I forgot about legitimate VPN usage..
>>97564693>Alright, you're shitposting.Nah, I just know that talking about Exalted/Fate/Arknights/Blue Archive is, unfortunately, on topic.... Also, I filtered Ricrod since I couldn't bear to see his steadily declining mental state
>>97564728Asking about a jump's setting has always been on-topic. Like, it's one of the primary things a jumpmaker's supposed to talk about. It's literally one of the primary things a jump is FOR. >Good morning and good night every dayThat's just WoL_Anon doing that>PsychoWho the fuck cares about him>Pol postingI never said that was offtopic
>>97564743>Asking about a jump's setting has always been on-topic.It's asking who to build and roll for, this has nothing to do with the jump. Again, I am fine with such off-topic discussion, the thread has always had shit like this. But if the janny wants to make a crusade against off-topic stuff then he actually has to make clear what is and isn't off-topic, because literally anything can be said to be vaguely related to jumpchain.>psychoTragically, he actually still makes jumps, so I can't filter him.
>>97564763>Tragically, he actually still makes jumps, so I can't filter him.Meh. Just filter him until you see someone else talking about him making a new jump
>>97564612I've read through your post history and agree with Jannington's judgement.Try to be less acerbic if you decide to evade your ban.
>>97564991Yeah, if you permaban me for my bunker posts then you need to do so for quite a few other people in that thread as well. I know for certain that I haven't even shitposted as much as fucking Psycho does on a regular basis - my conscience is clear. But I know you're just being pissed that I dared to question your garbage moderation. Whatever, keep trying to monetize your jumpchain "influence" by becoming a streamer, maybe it works out.
>>97565012I wonder, do you believe that you could do a better job as the bunker's BO?
>>97565173Hell no, I do not have the natural self-importance required to be a janny. Honestly, as a board owner you aren't that bad since you don't actually do much of anything, but that's the problem. You let Jannington run wild to do his garbge because he was seemingly born to be a janitor while you do other stuff. Anyway, last post about this because I got bored enough to check the logs (which do not show the content of deleted posts, sadly) - check the logs of every single anon while you've got you panties in a twist and you'd ban at least half of them. The real reason is pic related, daring to question the shitty moderation. Spazz and the anon posting back and forth for half an hour about vaccines naturally did not get a ban, because being off-topic or shitposting isn't the actual problem.
>>97564688>the gelded cuck of impartiality has to take something completely out of context (CP bots) to pretend he isn’t as ugly and disgusting as his hobbyI hope and know you will suffer more tomorrow for your constant hypocrisy. Dilate.
>>97565189Damn, I was hoping to foist this shit onto you.
>>97565189C'mon, if you switch places with me you'll get to demod and ban Jannington. And me as well.
>2 jumps up on the bunker (Pseudoregalia and Beastars) have been up for hours, no builds for either except the token Shard buildGrim.
>>97565268>>97565289Being a janny requires immense faggotry and the ability to orgasm from the power you wield over like 1/6th of the community of a small online imagination game. It's not a power I am destined for. Jannington is straight up lying about what I post to justify banning me for disagreeing with him (which the last ban also was for) because it's all that can get his dick up. It's an understandable affair, some people are simply born to be jannies, but I do think less of you for putting all of the controversial work on some poor mouthbreathing 80 IQ retard while you work on smut jumps.Alright, maybe too much seethe in that paragraph, but dear god every time this guy writes he somehow comes off as every bad reddit mod stereotype. Anyway, while I will never be a janny, you literally do not have to do anything now that the CP spam is gone due to the board being unlisted. Most of the log activity these days I can see is the denial of reports from super sensitive redditors and jannington being bored due to not feeling power for a few minutes and deleting some posts for no reason. We're a small community of like not even 100 people - literally what is there to moderate?>>97565299Pseudoregalia probably gives people tumblr vibes and other than Nubee suddenly posting about it I and probably nobody else heard about it. Beastars is confusing though considering the amount of furries there are. Maybe it's not hardcore enough for people.
>>97565173Anyone could do a better job than you simply by taking the whole thing down.
>>97565305So you'll be perfect!I've lifted your ban. Create an account, post your username in the off-topic thread, and I'll get you appointed.
>>97565323>I've lifted your ban.Thanks.>Create an account, post your username in the off-topic thread, and I'll get you appointed.Over my dead body.But seriously, I did mean the question I asked in >>97565189The rules are:3. Try to keep activity here under the auspices of Jumpchain. Tangents are fine.4. Respect the thread rules set in the OP post.And the general thread description says "A thread for general jumpchain discussion and chatting."Given that at any point a lot of the thread's posts are arguably off-topic, there needs to be some guidance for what is actually ban/deletion worthy so Jannington doesn't delete random stuff when he gets bored. Outright ban politics? Fine. Allow more or less all off-topic stuff (the default right now, really)? Also fine. Push all off topic posts to another thread? Also fine. But purely vibes based moderation without any actual rules except "idk keep it vaguely jumpchain related (literally every single topic in the world can be jumpchain related)" is not it.
>>97565383Damn you for not enabling my laziness.But this is basically a "damned no matter what you do" situation. The simplest solution that comes to mind is demodding everyone and just dealing with reports myself. The vibe-modding will at least be more consistent in that case.
>>97565465It would also make sense because the whole reason I added volunteers was to handle the spam while I was AFK, but keeping the board under means no spam.
>>97565465>>97565470That's why I'm saying there need to be actual rules so the jannies can't do whatever they want with no repercussions. You can do a poll or something for a day or two in the thread to see what people prefer.If the current rules stay, that's also fine, but the jannies need to stop deleting "off-topic" stuff beause essentailly nothing is off-topic. Personally, I think most people want to use 1 thread for literally everything - jumpchain, blogposting, lewd stuff, shit that has nothing to do with anything. People are eternally horny but the thread for it is still basically dead because people want or need an audience. But again, this can all be decided democratically, and probably shouldn've been done a while ago. I remember the original lewd "ban"/spoiler mandate was kind of pushed through in a few hours when a lot of people were still afk. Personally I don't mind either way, but it was still weird.
>>97565299>Pseudoregalia>Gauntletlmaoalso, the only thing I knew about Pseudoregalia beforehand was the fact that people really wanted to fuck the deer in Palworld that apparently looks like the mc of Pseudoregalia
>>97565651Gauntlets are the true Gohan of Jumpchain.
>>97565651It's a NuBee jump. An anon convinced him to play through it.
>>97566068It doesn't matter who made the jump anymore. There aren't enough people to get back to the days where a jump would have dozens of builds posted in the same day of release. It doesn't matter whether it is here or in the bunker, even if both were combined again it would still be the same. Getting new blood is unlikely because this hobby is so niche and it isn't addicting to the masses like the social media doomscrolling, but the niche group of autists who would enjoy this either already have their own hobbies or they aren't going to look on places like here or the bunker.
>>97566191>There aren't enough people to get back to the days where a jump would have dozens of builds posted in the same day of releaseI've been here since 2017, and that's never been a thing.