>Pa, are those strangers adventurers?>Aye lad. Bit green by the look if it>What can they do?>Well see the chap in the shiny arnour? He’ll beat any man in this village in a fight>And the lass with the mace? She can fight well too and can heal the wounded and turn away the undead>The scrawny lad in the robes, he's an apprentice wizard. He can only do one spell a day, but it could be a mighty enchantment thatll put a crowd to sleep, or make you think hes your bestest friend>Pa, what about the one in black skulking at the back? They’re a thief aren’t they? What great feats can the do?>Well son, you know your nana’a jewellery box? That fella can open it without a key FIFTEEN PERCENT OF THE TIME!!
If we're basing this off of ADND then>The guy in the shiny armor? He could be apprehended by two guardsmen>The lass with the mace? She seems scary but she can only do one minor miracle a day, our local priest can do more than that.>The scrawny man? He can put 2, maybe 3 wolves to sleep.
>>97549097Yes, the fact that you have D&D brainrot is hilarious and not at all annoying as shit. Have you tried playing better games?
>>97549097Kill yourself, you miserable fuck
>Do you see that man in the robe? He read too many books and now can't wear any armor at all
>>97549097kek>>97549153>>97549166>seething this hard at a jokeDo you just come here looking for things to get mad about?
>>97549097>That fella can open it without a key FIFTEEN PERCENT OF THE TIME!!God i hate pathfinder's bullshit DCs. Rogue is so miserable to play in that shitass system
>>97549097Who are you talking to?
>>97549270It's clearly two characters talking to each other
>>97549255>post that's obviously about AD&D>reee Pathfinder
>>97549199Do you really come here to shitpost spam your unfunny """jokes""" every day?
>>97549680If you actually lurk /tg/ you'd know that if anything we need more people posting dumb jokes. I wish someone bothered trying to be funny once a day in here.
>>97549701He's just another joyless loser trying to drag down interest in this board by being a miserable cunt.Pay him no mind, please.
>>97549107Damn he got the good spells huh??BASED.
>>97549190He can wear armour he just can use magic in it
>Do you see that dark elf in the cloak hanging out in the back? Supposedly they are meant to be rare and from caverns deep beneath the earth, but you see one in nearly every adventuring party that comes through
>>97549332What characters? One person wrote the post. Who is he talking to?
>>97549097I keked>>97549920Got the 'tism I see?
>>97550706Ironic.
>>97549153https://youtu.be/CWP1xLJ6s-A?si=eViBao_Jh93GOCoT
>>97549255retard wtf
>>97549701There is a difference between posting dumb jokes (plural) and dumbasses (plural) posting the same joke (singular) over and over again for 8 yearsYou would know, if you didn't have room-temperature IQ>>97549771Which explains why this thread is essentially people telling you to fuck off and aimless bumps
>>97559056bump
Man some real negative Nancies in this thread. I bet they got beaten up by the fighter.
>>97549097My AD&D advice is to misinterpret the rules and use roll over %. Turn that 15% into 85%. It's not like the player is going to waste time on such a shitty class anyway.
>>97549097He can open it 100% of the time, but in 15% of the times he's done in ten minutes.Anyway, unless you're playing 1e, a lvl1 thief will be good at -something-. That Open Locks will be more like 40%.
>>97559654retard
>>97560332you're supposed to roll behind the screen so they don't know if they failed or it's a decorative box that can't be open.
