Me.
>>97554999Stop this
>>9755499940k is shitPlay Blood Bowl
>>97555002They ruined it by releasing 3
For me it's Alpha Primus.
>>97554999>WHO ARE LE BAD LE GUYS IN LE 40K LE UNIVERSE GAYS?!?! XDD!!i swear this site is just the same fucking threads on repeat everyday foreverfucking kill yourself faggot OP
WHO ARE YHE GOOD GUYS and why is the answer the Adeptus Mechanicus?
>>97554999Chaos
>>97554999The literal demons probably
>>97554999The forces of Chaos, obviously.
>who are the bad guys of warhammer 40k>who are the goodguys of warhammer 40k>this same thread spammed every FUCKING day for weeks on end>no video game discussion in sightIs a janny making these threads? Like what the actual fuck, you have an entire board for these asinine NOT VIDEO GAME questions. >>>/tg/
>>97555010Do you hate fun
>>97555011VIDEO GAMES YOU DUMB NIGGER
>>97555012New 40k game just dropped you RETARDI hate you off topic hunters that just hard enforce the rules while endorsing the NTR and fetish threads. Yes they are technically vidya but we all knew its /trash/. Yet you people never appears there. Curious.
>>97554999chaos, eldar, dark eldar >good orks, necrons and the very few non-inquisitor loyalists remaining that are still trying to salvage the emperium
>>97555012spess muhrine games made me like orks more they're not that bad
>>97554999Everything except the imperium. Not because imperium is good, but because the imperium is human. And humans are by default the good guys.
>>97555010>>>/r/eddit
>>97555013>>97555015>he shuts the fuck up and is probably currently spam reporting this threadHow can a fag be so autistic?
>>97554999>who are the bad guys of warhammer 40kEveryone are the bad guys. The closest you get to good guys are the Tau, and it's mostly likely we just don't know the full extent of their atrocities behind the clean mask of "greater good" they wear.
40gay trannies are beyond hope. I'm glad your franchise is getting trooned
>>97555019They're communists, anon.
>>97554999For me its ferrus manus
>>97555021I didn't say they were good guys did I?
>>97555019>The closest you get to good guys are the TauWrong.
>>97554999The opposite team>>97555009Also this
femarks deserve their massive ass meat smacked like drums and branded
>>97555014orks are sadistic and eat babies and make you fight your kin if you dont fight them and laugh at you
>>97555024LOLLMAO
>>97555004Is he a pseudo primarch? I mean Cawl has a hobby of reverse engineering shit before opening it up to see how close he gets to the original product. Also he's such a fucking Gary Stu I wouldn't put making a Primarch above him.
>>97554999Secondaries. Disgusting creatures.
>>97555027they're the only ones having fun though, which is based by default
>>97555031having fun at your expense and everyone else's
If you keep making these threads I'm going to fucking kill you.
>>97555032Stop being a git and pick up your rifle then.
Nobody everyone is the good guys from their perspective.
>>97555034aight boss
>>97555032so?
>>97554999I wish people would stop posting images like theseThey just hurt at this point
i wonder what the weirdest ork weapon is
>>97555010>makes a thread on /tg/>gets slated for not posting in a generalfuck that
>>97555028>opposes chaos>treats their citizens well>leaves other factions alone unless they have a good reason to get involved>violence isn't always their first option even when they do get involvedThey sound like good guys to me.
>>97555041you're a delusional moron
>>97555039Usually those that launch little shitters towardsthe enemyFantasy greenskins get the Doom Diver Catapult, orks get the Squig Launcha
>>97555041nta they sacrifice others or purposely throw them in horrible situations they can't survive or make cryptic convoluted plans that end with innocents dying all to ensure the survival of their racealso they are xenophobic and pricks
>>97554999The people who make the same threads about the same setting year after year instead of moving on or at least talking about something else from time to time
>>97555014
>>97555044With one minor exception they aren't universally belligerent or genocidal, they just want others off their lawn
>>97555045To be fair it's not like the setting progresses much
When I'm talking to warhammer fans: Games WorkshopWhen I'm talking to leftoid hobby invaders: the humans because of the communist influences of uniting all humans into a mass of unrecognizable slop and using commissars to murder them on the front, then go on a long rant in front of them on how leftoids should be openly murdered in the streets for genociding dogs.
>>97554999the tau are probably the least bad for now, but i can't imagine their empire remaining so virtuous when they face more intense pressure from larger factions
>>97555039>>97555043Gotta be the shokk attack gun>casually teleports a snotling directly into your body>refuses to elaborate>explodes
>>97555048Inshallah Storm of Chaos 2.0 soon.The Great Rift was a great excuse to move the setting and do cool shit like forcing the Imperium to split into geographic subfactions out of necessity but nah, bring back the drama queen supermen to save the day.
>>97555042You don't appear to have an argument to the contrary.
>>97555044What about the times they've teamed up with the imperium to fight a common enemy like the titan graphic novel or rites of war or most old 40k games with the eldar really.
>>97555050>the ziggerchinkjeets forcing you to fight in their multicultural hellhole caste system are probably the least badlollmao
>>97555054i dont think that's enough
>>97554999I dont give a shit who is a what in 40k. Lores dogshit. https://youtu.be/oHY3n-JQCuUbuy and play menace. Its better than any warhammer game that can ever come out with gws stamp on it.
>>97554999>>97555014>>97555022>>97555046>Happily draw stuff like this>Piss and shit yourself when femstodes are revealed
>>97555058this is just horny stuff
>>97555054The non-retarded answer is that if you forgot that this is a contrived wargame setting where everything is an excuse for total war against everything ever, the Imperium and most craftworlds would be natural allies because their interests align almost perfectly>not colonize a few dozen maiden worlds out of thousands>get a very powerful front against Chaos and cuck out Slaanesh which almost happens now with Gman's deals with them, but GW can't decide if to bite the bullet yet and have in universe reforms against the "religiously demanded total genocide against everyone" or not
>>97555055yes
>>97554999the developers
>>97555058You can simultaneously like stuff like this and understand that it shouldn't be a real thing in the setting.At least, you can if you have a functioning brain.
>>97555058>when someone make rule63 fetish art of your work, and someone else posts it on a forum, that means that you want your hobby to be rewritten and changedare you transsexual and/or a leftoid hobby invader?
>>97555063>You can simultaneously like stuff like this>if you have a functioning brain.these things dont mix.
>>97555065Well it is very clear to me that you don't have a functioning brain, so I don't blame you for not understanding.
>>97555058ur retarded
>>97555066I dont like genderbender stuff. Its gay as hell. Its on par with liking steven universe shit, its mentally ill.
>>97555024Eldar occupy both extremes. Craftworlders generally are very active against Chaos but don't typically hold humans in high esteem. Dark Eldar are arguably a worse than most Chaos Warbands
>>97554999Games Workshop
4(Me) it's ojou fulgrim
>>97555058For me its not that they made femstodes its how they ham fisted them into the lore. They could’ve just made it so that femstodes are a recent thing due to a lack of male nobles to make bannanboys out of and thus they used females to make up for numbers. Instead they went the route of “uhhh there have always been female custodes you heckin chuds”
>Imperium: Genocidal Catholic space Nazis>Chaos: Genocidal demon worshippers>Eldar: Genocidal turboliars>Dark Eldar: Bondage torture elves>Tau: Mind-controlling commie-fascists>Necrons: Genocidal undead robots>Tyranids: Bugs>Orkz: Permawar murder machinesI dunno, I guess the Leagues of Votann have a claim.
>>97555060Unlike Fantasy I've never believed 40k should have any sort of Ordertide alliance. The whole dynamic is supposed to be the Imperium getting dog piled by everyone else. Having Yvraine get mixed up in Guilliman's return, in a matter more than subtle manipulation was a mistake. They shouldn't be on speaking terms.To be honest, while I like Craftworlders they've never seemed to particularly fit into the setting's falling Empire dynamic. The Imperium has more than enough of it's own plotting douchebags and oracles to get characters roped into nonsense.
>>97555069I was specifically talking about Craftworld Eldar though, which is why I posted a picture of Craftworld Eldar. Dark Eldar are definitely the worst of the worst.>but don't typically hold humans in high esteemThe key thing here though is that they don't hate humans or wish for them to die. A human is considered lower and less important than an eldar, but at the same time they aren't considered worthless or deserving of extermination.
>>97555073votaan destroy entire planets with people in em to mine their shit
>>97555073necrons are the only ones that you can have a genuine conversation without them instantly murdering, raping, eating or all three combined you
>>97555077tau and some eldar
>>97555075Depends on the Craftworld and Eldar. It's not a unified faction. There have been Farseer Eldar plots to wipe out humanity because doing so woumd help calm the Warp significantly.
>>97555046Imagine the to scale futa cock?
>>97555077Some Necrons don't even think humans are a sapient species
>>97555073Craftworld Eldar and Necrons aren't genocidal. The former because with limited exceptions they don't dream of galactic dominion, they just want to fumigate foreigners from their Maiden worlds. Redirecting threats away from them isn't genocidal.And the latter because one, they don't claim the entirety of the galaxy and their dynastic claims overlap and the Silent King isn't doing shit, and second, because they want to rule over organics instead of exterminating them so they can reverse their robotification. However, they will fumigate foreigners out of their tomb worlds and probably would want to exterminate the Eldar.Votann don't have much lore, but they do strip mine inhabited planets without a care.>>97555074>Unlike Fantasy I've never believed 40k should have any sort of Ordertide alliance.I agree that it shouldn't happen, but GW taking the setting "seriously" has had them circling that drain for a while. Doesn't help that threads like this exist across the internet now that 40k got semi-popular.>>97555077You could do that with all of them, depending on their rank.
>>97554999>big warrior women arent realWhy even live?
Has anyone gotten into the Dawn of War IV alphas? The next one starts at the end of the month
>>97555058>one is for porn>one is to shit over canon
>>97555082*aren't UNIVERSALLY genocidal.They aren't unified factions with a kill everyone policy like the Imperium and aren't genetically programmed to kill like orks and nids. Of course Flayed Ones and Biel-Tan exist etc. etc. >>97555084They didn't let me in sadly
>>97555079None of the factions are "unified", and obviously an individual's opinions can vary, but by and large eldar don't want to see humans wiped out.
>>97555073>sighWhy do people always misunderstand the point of the Tau? They are ironically supposed to be the "good guys" because they act as a foil to make the rest of the factions even more grim dark by comparison. The whole point of the Tau is that even though they are "good" they are weak, few, and largely irrelevant. They are just as much of a joke faction as the orks. They are start trek in the 40k setting, they are supposed to be the but of the joke for what happens when you try to be good in 40k.>tries negotiating with orks>gets stomped>tries a cultural exchange program with dark eldar>gets tortured>fights chaos>shits and pisses themselves seeing actual fucking magic happenThats the joke. You are supposed to laugh at how stupid and naive they are.
>best boy makes best girl
i really like the Tau mechs but everything else about them fucking sucks, it's not fair that they are the only ones with cool standard mechseveryone else either has shit that looks too weird or slender like necron and eldar or are garbage slabs put together like orks and imperium, except with orks it's deliberate and cool
>>97555088They're doing better now to be honest.>>97555090Yeah got forbid a xenos faction has anything cool, ask GW to remove it in the next edition and give it to the Imperium.
>>97555088but they are no longer naive anymore and are evil too
>Asks who the guys are>Keeps posting womenfem space mariens are hot and should be canon. Sisters of Battle are not the same.
>>97555046i would have a massive erection and be burying my head in her tits here
>>97555091no no i want the Tau become cooler is all
>>97555092>and are evil tooNot really. At least not in comparison to the rest.
>>97555082Necrons sort of just usurped Eldar from their role in the story because they're built to handle the setting better.>Even more ancient race>Actual armies of disposable fodder and high value stuff.>Forsight based on mathematical equation>Have both villains and heroes>Actual signifigant threat to the Imperium.>Want to kill Chaos but in a way that would be damaging to humanity's future as a psychic race.The Eldar have always just sort if been in the background trying to play prophet. So in a setting about big wars with massive casualties on all sides being an inevitability the space Elves just come across as kinda dumb for showing up to any fight at all.Work well for Kill Team scale stuff tho.
>>97554999>>97555014>>97555022>>97555046>>97555071>>97555089If these women were real, they wouldn't even look in the direction of anyone who uses this site, especially this gay board.
>>97555098anon, this is why porn exists
>>97555093don't let your dick write anon
>>97555087If it would be shown to definitively help their race they'd do it in a heartbeat. Also plenty of Eldar hate the Imperium. Many of them are still pissed about the Craftworlds destroyed during the Great Crusade.
>>97554999Tyranids and the Chaos Gods
>>97555102yesssss
>>97555102you mean dark eldar
>>97555092Yeah its unfortunate that fans had to ruin their gimmick by pissing and moaning about how everyone in 40k needs to be evil. It speaks more to how manbabyish and cringe the fans are than anything. Same way that the imperium is now getting whitewashed and made more reasonable because the "humanity fuck yeah!" crowd just cant stand their pet faction not being the moral authority of the setting.
>>97555088It's a stupid role. You don't need Tau for that. You have almost all other sci fi to put it to comparison with 40k. You don't literally need a Statfleet faction in the game for the audience to understand the dynamic of the setting.As they develop and become more jaded they become even more pointless.
>>97555074>Unlike Fantasy I've never believed 40k should have any sort of Ordertide alliance. The whole dynamic is supposed to be the Imperium getting dog piled by everyone else.Games Workshop ruined that core concept of the setting, of the Imperium being a cruel monstrous machine that devours everyone, human and alien, with horrific violence, that is rotting and falling apart from all sides but it's so big that its inertia can maintain it for a long time etc. by turning it into HFY garbage. Bring back primarchs, the Imperium starts winning everywhere against all odds, you can't really pit them against Eldar or Tau because Girlyman and pseudo-Ordertide so it just becomes IoM vs Chaos with everyone else just existing. It got whitewashed and it sucks ass.And you can't even go full Ordertide because >1. You'd need a major in universe event like Storm of Chaos and GW isn't rocking that boat while they are working on making 40k mainstream and a normgroid Star Wars franchise>2. Nobody in-universe can pull off an Immortal Empires trailer., Guilliman doesn't have the sauce So it's a zombie setting with two factions and drama that matter and the rest are cuckolds or fodder.
>>97555106>manbaby whiningWell you got your way and>As they develop and become more jaded they become even more pointless.You still arent happy. Maybe if you piss and moan a bit more GW can remove all the non-human factions and you can have the perfect game of chaos vs imperium forever.
>>97555098FANTASY, motherfucker, this is a literal FANTASY.Plus do you think any of the Primarchs would have tastes anywhere near a regular woman? Curze or Sanginius might pick you out literally due to "I saw you in my dreams."
>>97555108You're the only one whining though.
>>97555110>no uWhatever you gotta tell yourself buddy
>>97555107I think there was room for humanity fuck yeah moments. 40k never had to be that every single human was a scumbag just that the system beneath which they lived was a meatgrinder. You can root for a squad of guardsmen holding the line and getting bailed out by the sudden arrival of Space Marines, it's just marred by how little it actually matters and how they'll be in the exact same situation next week.The issue is more to do with losing focus on Imperium vs All and sort of losing focus that the Imperium was actively on the brink of collapse and literally needed a miracle to restore itself while the Inquisition actively hunted down and extinguished said miracles as they arose.
>>97555112Now the Imperium gets a new miracle like every other week.
>>97555112Humanity fuck yeah moments are fine when limited to specific characters or hopeless situations, but always under the shadow of the system and its institutions being dystopian and evil as shit. This is mostly gone now, with the minor exception of the Ecclesiarchy being the thorn against reforms, the Imperium's institutions and schizo religion are "based" now, as the third worlders say.
>>97555105To be fair, for the longest time the Tau didn't play by the same rules as the rest of the setting. They were tucked away in their little corner and got to play naive underdog with no real repercussions. It's good that GW tries to bring them more in line with the rest of the setting.
>>97554999women
>>97555088They don't have to be "good" but "Star-Trek" sci-fi type shit, because it's funny, they're expressly "out-of-universe" almost, as a joke when contrasted with the universe they're in.
>>97555117Tau were never like that though?
>>97554999>who are the bad guys of warhammer 40kXenoschaosGWThe Emperor Protects
>>97554999Chaos is the worst, but the Imperium gives them 99% of their soldiers so I guess humanity?
>>97555040Its more the one DnDfag hates that people make any warhammer thread that isnt a general despite the question being deserving of a thread. I hope kills himself.
>>97555005They're spammed on /v/ as well. This one was obviously a femnarch thread and now that they're all posted there's nothing to talk about.
The Old Ones were the only good guys
Lmao did this actually get moved from v
>moved to /tg/holy shitwe made it boys
>>97554999Yes
/tg/ is SFW /trash/
>>97555630
>>97555630How can you possibly say such retarded shit when this got moved from /v/ of all places?
>>97555630it's crazy how bad it's gotten.
>>97554999Tranny tourists (i.e. you)
>>97554999Games Workshop.Also him: >>97555000
>>97555071imagine the sharing_power_armor sex
>>97554999traditional.... games?
>>97556031No, it shluffed off of /v/. That a thread moved from /v/ is indistinguishable from a normal /tg/ thread should be highly embarrassing.
>>97555024Eldar are genocidal race supremacist, and that makes them gigabased. We don't have to pretend that our space elves are morally upright, their racial supremacism and desire to genocide lesser races is entirely justified in itself>>97555047Biel-Tan are the best Eldar tho.
>>97555055M8, the imperium is a multicultural and multiracial hellhole. It's dogma elevates all actual human races on equal status.
>>97556358I love that the Imperium went from an actual fascist dystopia in 1e through 4e to a multikult, multiracial, equality-obsessed communist dictatorship to make Orwell and Vonnegut blush in 5e onwards. Does GW even realize they've inverted it from a criticism of traditional right-wing governments to a criticism of left-wing governments?
>>97554999> who are the bad guys of warhammer 40k The people who post Trannarchs.
>>97554999>who are the bad guys of wh40kWhatever factions I don’t like
>>97556662Indeed.Fucking Eldar
>>97554999him >>97555000
Erebus is the bad guy.Fuck Erebus
why do smooth brains need good guys and bad guys?
>>97556399gw lacks the critical thinking to come to that realisation
Skaven players/furriesPeople who jerk off to muscle mommy custodians/want female space marines/r/Sigmarxism
>>97556850Because real politik, like actual real life politics of cozying up with someone and stabbing them in the back right after, is lost on them.
>>97555046Sanguinia is perfect...
>>97554999>who are the bad guys of warhammer 40kThe faggots in Nottingham who are busy transing, raceflipping and feminising the IP.
>>97557667FUCK Nottinghamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw16OM2z_d0
>>97555046Based
>>97555046smacking up her angel assbranding her angel assraping her angel ass
>>97555071Me too. But, fem Sanginius is a close second.
>>97555029Sort of. There's a chapter in The Great Work where they come across some necron trans dimensional mirror thing that suggests Alpha Primus' geneseed is some sort of cocktail of all 20 primarchs combined into one. Primus states at some point that his entire existence is pain, which implies that whatever Cawl did was not the best course of application to the geneseed process.
>>97555003How so?
>>97554999Whoever the other guy is playing
>>97554999>>97555071>>97555089What kind of person are these pics with loads of text supposed to appeal to?>>97555083>why liveFor the hope that women embrace the tomboy and become the warrior women they are destined to be.
>>97559170>What kind of person are these pics with loads of text supposed to appeal to?Leftist incel gooners
>>97554999The Imperium and Chaos.Yes, both of them.People who actually understand 40k will agree.
>>97555072They only said "they always existed".That's the standard practise for all GW retcons regarding 40k.It happened with the Rogal Dorn tank, it happened with Warmaster Titans, it happened with the new sentinel and it happened even with Vashtorr.Same happened when GW changed the original beakies into wearing mk7 armor, the explanation between armors then came in later with the Forge World books.GW is just exercising the same old methods they've always used.People are now just butthurt and mad that they used it for something that they don't agree with.But at the same time I do not feel sorry any of them at all, you deserve what you tolerate.You've seen all the lore rape GW has been doing ever since 5th or 6th edition, and then only ramping up even harder in 8th edition.If people are still buying 40k shit and in general interacting with 40k after 8th edition, they deserve what GW is doing, I'd go as far as to say all of the said people secretly actually like it subconsciously, but are in denial about it.
>>97554999Chaos.Tyranids.Dark Eldar.Necrons.In that order. End of thread.
>>97554999Every faction as a whole is evil.However, some factions have members that, despite all the horror, do their best to do good. For example, your typical Imperial noble/bureaucrat is a corrupt, sadistic, and painfully self-serving villain.However, many of the poor pawns they send to die are simple folk doing their best to make sure their family, comrades, and/or humanity in-general survive to see another day.
>>97554999>who are the bad guys in 40k?1. Xenos2. Mutants3. HereticsAny other answer is Heresy
>>97561515>However, some factions have members that, despite all the horror, do their best to do good.Like Chaos?
>>97561663Kill yourself, ND
>>97554999you for being a blatant tourist
>>97561663Kind of. There are probably renegades allied with chaos but are either ignorant of the true nature of chaos or outright dislike it but need to ally with the baby-eaters out of necessity because grimdark. Non-chaos renegade factions are a part of 40k that was always underdeveloped and I badly wish existed nore.
>>97555089>ywn get a winged hug from your Sanguinius gfbrehs...
>>97563736i want to smack up her ass and brand it so she knows it's mine >_<
>>97561663I'm sure some deluded cultist truly believes they're fighting for liberation, at least in the beginning. However I think influence of chaos ultimately steers anyone travelling that path towards the same oppressive cruelty they were railing against.
