when your players stop at the local brothel do you do full rp for each of them including sound effects and genital stimulation or just your favorite player?
>>97557553maybe you should get laid in real life instead
>>97557553not only do I do this, have my grandmother listening from the next room over to bang on the door and yell KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE, YOU SLAAAAGS (in-character, my grandma roleplays all our toothless old hags, brothel madams, mysterious fortune tellers and screechy-voiced nonnas)
>>97557553Ofcourse! Not only that, but we also fuck each other on the table to properly illustrate how I creampie them elven thots. All of people who play at my table are 10/10 women (including DM), except me. I am a man.
>>97557553*rips a greasy pepperoni fart in your mouth*
>>97557553Wait, there's a local brothel in my town?I never knew about this; the closest thing I know of is a strip club that's about thirty miles away. I need to find out more ASAP.
>>97557553I hate whores so I infect them with diseases and maybe slit a few throats. They're filthy disease vectors we're better off without.
I asked my players this question, and they said there aren't any brothels around here.
