ok so you're at the table for your weekly dnd 5e game and the dm says to roll initiative, everyone rolls a higher than you, then the dm slides under the table and the guy with the highest initiative starts moaning and slapping the table and squirming and saying "OH GOD"
>>97557669The DM will get enough practice before it's my turn.
>>97557669butt fuck fag mumch
>>97557669Blowjobs arent that good, so i would be extremely concerned about what the GM is doing down there
As someone who has sex regularly with a woman, I wish bjs were as good as people made them out to be.
>>97558234I'm so, so sorry that you're getting bad head. But you're not wrong.
>>97557669Most sensible thing to me seems to be to slide under the table myself and start blowing the guy who was second to last in initiative. Action economy is important.
>>97558214>>97558270Bad head is better than none.
>>97558270>>97558293Its really not. It doesnt grip as well, you have to chose between a depth limit and a time limit, and you cant do anything else during because of the position. If you wait a few days it can be great IF you're sensitive enough AND they dont suck too hard and overstimulate you, but its more effort than its worth. Plus it fucks their throat up if you're cut which is a big ask. Handjobs are better, anal is better, even sucking dick is better
>>97558472>Plus it fucks their throat up if you're cutWut?
>>97558646cut guys are less sensitive and dont have the friction protection you get from a foreskin, so if you want to get them off you have to have their head directly hitting either the back of your throat or roof of your mouth. its not something your soft pallate/tonsils where designed for, so its pretty sore for a few days afteryou can do lips and tongue for a while but its pretty fatiguing so you wont last long. the only other option is getting throat fucked but that has the two slight disadvantages of needing no gag reflex and also slowly suffocating you and flooding your sinuses with saliva
>>97558293no, bad head can be hospital tier bad>>97558282Everyone has to do their part or combat will last forever
>>97559002Let it be known that this anon is full of shit. As a circumcised man, I generally achieve orgasm without the head ever being contacted at all. Stimulation of the shaft alone is sufficient.
