heres my character idea that i cant play because im nogame rnthe character found a genie bottle, he thought the three wish thing was a joke (his int is 5), his first wish was "i wish i was a woman" a funny joke he though, "granted" the genie said, the character freaked out and said "i wish youd go fuck yourself" (his int is 5) "granted" and the genie poofed away going somewhere to fuck himself.now he has to travel the world adventuring and gaining power to try to track down a genie that is hidden somewhere fucking himself so he can wish for his penis back. long term goal for the character that can fit into any campaign. the only problem with this is trannies exist and one of them is probably at your table and this will make their agp explode and they will start mastubating at the table
But how do I stop Myself from mastubating?
>haha yeah by character wished himself into a girl>fuck trannies though right?obvious bait post but i would not want to play at the same table with you
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>>97560525I know this is bait but 5E has a Genie subclass for Warlock subclass, so the idea is not impossible.This is actually better than what people not trolling on r/dnd come up with.
>>97560525this makes my agp throb
>>97560525>heres my character idea that i cant play because im nogame rnWrite a fapfic, OP.
>>97560525This is what the "traditional games???" faggot thinks every thread that isn't about specific session mechanics is like
>>97560525Is he white
