Previous: >>97560263Pride Edition>Most recent banlist updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026>Most recent bracket system updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Outline article introducing the bracket systemhttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta>Current banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Gay Bolashttps://e621.net/posts?tags=nicol_bolas>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.net>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internethttps://www.edhrec.com>Learn about PDH, Commander's budget pauper formathttps://pdhhomebase.comhttps://www.pdhrec.com>Deck list site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choiceshttps://www.archidekt.comhttps://www.moxfield.comhttps://www.tappedout.net>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identityhttps://managathering.com>Card searchhttps://scryfall.com>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Preconshttps://magicprecons.comTQ:Who's your favorite LGBTQ+ MtG character/pairing?
Vorinclex and Jin Gitaxiasi dont know much about either im just a freak
>Pov: you're playing blue
tfw playing white
>>97569051>Who's your favorite LGBTQ+ MtG character/pairing?You speakin' Spanish, son?
Not scrolling through the last thread: why did op make a troll bake? What are you cringelords crying about today?
>>97569041There's actually no reason this doesn't work under the current comprehensive rules. There are already provisions for subgames due to Shahrazad even though it's banned.
>TQI'm showing up to the event wrapped in a super straight flag.
>>97569116Go on anon, think about it for 45 seconds. Imagine any pile in the game. I'll tell you mine.
>>97569149I think we're arguing different points. I don't think it should be legal, but that's because it should be banned as a broken combo engine. Silver boarder should only be cards that the rules are not structured to accommodate mechanically.
Another day spent thinking about Nissa.
>>97569116I used Tug of War as an example because Mark went on record saying he thinks it fits in Legacy. Obviously there's far better examples of cards that are just functionally unenforceable and create miserable play patterns, but Tug of War was the standout because Mark genuinely didn't think ANYTHING was wrong with it being legal in 60-card formats.
>>97569051>TQOnly one ever managed to ascend from the status of /tg/ meme into canon story event.
>>97569202*Reddit meme
>>97569174>Silver boarder should only be cards that the rules are not structured to accommodate mechanically.reminder that the japanese and chinese also play this game and no, their languages don't have lettersgood luck forcing them to look up the official english wording on every single foreign card they have
>>97569212YWNBAW
>>97569051>TQI want to see Liesa and Giada scissor.
>>97569051Wait, hold on. Those two are gay?
>>97569216>I said the no-no words!!!! d-do I fit in yet???You will never be a woman OR a 4channer little redditling.
>>97569199A five mana sorcery that functionally says "Search your library for a permanent card and put it on the battlefield" wouldn't break Legacy.>>97569215This doesn't work in the comprehensive rules for exactly that reason, there's no provision in them for referring to the text on the cards in that way.
>>97569051>TQYawgmoth and Urza
>>97569051>TQThis event is available in the following regions: United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Austria, Belgium, Croatia, Cyprus, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Guernsey, Iceland, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jersey, Latvia, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Slovenia, South Africa, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, and the United Kingdom.>ZERO asian countries>gee i wonder why
>>97569231Very. I think they might be the only planeswalker couple who are in a committed relationship.
>>97569121Consider using Anime KrenkoAnd also, considering how Krenko gets a promotion every time we see him (In lore at least) I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up in charge of a guild at some point.
>>97569240The hatesex neither of them wants but the both them need.
>>97569249hey did you know that jace and vraska are also in a committed relationship? no?ah UW, you're such a shitshow
>>97569249>I think they might be the only planeswalker couple who are in a committed relationship.That's disappointing, they were hot. It's a shame the only heterosexual couple is, like, a flat stinky snake lady.
>>97569249Saheeli and Huatli?Jace and Vraska, though that said they might just be fuck buddies and not officially dating.
>>97569268>That's disappointing, they were hotyou expected mtg women to give fanservice?it was over before it even began
>>97569240why does he have a giant anus on his chest?
>>97569238and Shahrazhad sucks balls in Legacy that's not why it was banned.
Has anyone sold a bunch of cards to cardkingdom or cardconduit? I have about 90 cards that's worth a decent chunk of change and those two seem the best. CK is more intriguing since I can get 30% extra if I choose store credit, which I planned on getting booster boxes anyway. Any experience with either site?
>>97569284They forgot what phyrexian yawg looked like. Which is forgivable, he only was ever shown once in a magazine.
>>97569261I thought they only had a fling and split?
>>97569282>it was over before it even beganI dunno, man. I want to preface this with me saying I don't want to sound like I'm being "political" or whatever but companies like WotC have to recognize that anime/manga is enormously popular and it's impossible to watch or read one of those without running into an attractive woman that likes men. Like, the heterosexual market is very clearly there and WotC *has* had success before with translating Japanese works into MtG (Final Fantasy, famously) but they just... Don't? Why?
>>97569307He was a shapeshifter, inconsistent depictions should be permitted.
>>97569309they wouldn't have adopted this thing if they weren't serious
>>97569316>WotC could make fans happy but don't, are they stupid?Yes. Unironically.The company is run by retards and always has been.
>>97569243tfw the femboy production facilities are somehow straighter than westoid countries
>>97569316>but they just... Don't? Why?liberals in renton WA, nothing more complex than thatyour only hope is reality fracture wiping the slate clean and starting fresh, but given how they pander to fucking pride month every year i highly doubt it
>>97569291Starting the subgame at 5 life and with permanents on the battlefield are attempts to address the reason it was banned.
>>97569332>tfw the femboy production facilities are somehow straighter than westoid countriesIronic, isn't it? I grew up in the 2000s when Asian countries were perceived as "limp-wristed" and "dweebish" while Americans were these beef-eating turbo-chads that loved blonde whores with big fake tits. Now? Japan is red-blooded, China has chest on their hair and Americans cry when a woman says, "I like men."
>>97569307He's going to return at some point.Don't know how, but my money is on Jace going to old Phyrexia BRO style for some reason, only to have massively underestimated how powerful Yawg was and the fact that jace is not Urza gets hits shit slapped and his spark stolen making Yawg a planeswalker.
>>97569174No, we're arguing the same thing, but I'm also arguing have fucking fun resolving No Mercy, Humility and Energy Field versus Tabernacle, Forest and Blightsteel.
>>97569346You're still limp-wristed and dweebish, Chang. Even the most Californian faggot mogs you.
>>97569368ok commie
>>97569346I can't say I've ever met a chinese dude who had a convex chest. not counting the one fat guy.
>>97569309They adopted a kid and Jace has turned into a villain attempting to rewrite the universe to (presumably) before Mirrodin fell so he and Vraska would have never been compleated.
>>97569368Okay, Baizuo.
Can't wait until Jace get humiliated in reality fracture and ub become real.I hope Shadow, the Hedgehog will takeover rakdos guild after all of this.
>>97569240It's incredible how much mileage the IP has gotten out of the few years of development the company put into the Weatherlight saga thirty years ago.
>>97569360Fun is irrelevant. Functional is all that should matter for determining if a card is silver boarder.Chaos Orb is silver boarder.Raging River is not.
>>97569339The card is strong enough that it effectively reads "You win the game" but it does so in a way that if you actually bother resolving it will likely take another ten minutes of wasted time because you need to:>Set aside space for the subgame>Move all the cards over to said space and set aside their hands>Search library for 3 permanents (almost certainly specific ones)>Shuffle library>Draw seven (assuming players don't mulligan because the boardstate is already deterministic)>Resolve first turn>Scoop up every card played except one>Shuffle them back in>Move back to main game area>Pick hands back up>Resolve the rest of the turn in the main game (possible even needing to wait another rotation if the wincon is Emrakul or some shit)Like if the card unironically just said "You win the game" it would be less offensive because it's the same result but doesn't waste nearly as much time.
>>97569238>This doesn't work in the comprehensive rules for exactly that reasonthere's nothing stopping wotc from amending the rules to force foreigners to look up the english names of cards (english is the official language and will always prevail when there are discrepancies) so ask yourself why they didn't do that when unfinity releasedit's alsmost like there's more to a card's legality in tournaments beyond just mechanics, that logistics is also a thing
>>97569419Think about it anon, you cannot get through the no mercy energy field humility combo unless you have a way to blow up artifacts. Tabernacle stops all creature combos that dont have haste or lands. You could kikiconscripts impact tremors. You could get paralax wave opalescence enchanted evening. You could get microsoft lettuce, kataki, tanglewire. There are a billion things that make the game unwinnable.
>>97569368sure man
>>97569449>There are a billion things that make the game unwinnable.no anon don't you see they'll just draw into their answers from their library in the subgame eventually? this totally works and is not a TOs nightmare!
>>97569461Wait, you get to use your library? What happens to someone brainlocked?
Hope you guys are ready for TMNT shit tomorrow and Wednesday and Thursday
>>97569471Well Im not buying
>>97569466subgames use your (depleted) library from your main game as your new library>What happens to someone brainlocked?well if i'm your opponent i'm not about to concede and give you a free permanent, we're going to play this out whoever draws from an empty library loses >;)
>>97569474No, brainlocked before hand. As in there is a known deterministic top deck order. Does the subgame fix that? Do you call a judge? Do you shrug and hope your opponent is nice enough to brainlocl themselves again?
>>97569471She's cute. Fuck the haters.
I really love Dakkon Blackblade and his lore, read his comic, and am just generally a huge fan of RKF's art which is the signature artist for anything to do with the character. I'd love to make a tribute deck to him while also having it be powerful enough to at least make a difference in games. Does anyone here have experience with building a deck around big plain "true elder dragon" style beaters and how did you make it hold up against at today's tables? I also have very little experience playing esper so I'm not as versed on the shenanigans its capable of, so any of those would be appreciated
>>97569485if you stacked your doomsday pile and then for whatever reason your opponent managed to flash in tug of war? yeah you play that exact pile
>>97569471I will be ignoring it.
>>97569485At the start of a subgame you shuffle your library and draw seven cards.See rule 728, “Subgames."
>>97569488Sure, man.
>>97569489A friend of mine uses Dakkon as his esper landfall commander but I don't know too much about it
>>97569489if you want to win with dakkon run an esper control list with a combo in it, and if that fails, play dakkon to smash face as your plan B
>>97569471ill keep an eye out for cards that will help my pet decks instead of posturing, yeah
>Safe haven, but better.
>>97569471I'm just gonna avoid online to avoid the insane screeching and crying. I'll check things out on scryfall.
>>97569610just point and laugh at the melties instead of ducking it. the ones here have a total meltdown if you call them esl shitskins
>>97569488>when April O'Neil, Hacktivist does damage to a player, they receive an STD counter
>>97569632I don't get it?
>>97569488>Ninjas aren't human
>>97569639>Ninjas aren't mutants
>>97569621>the ones here have a total meltdown if you call them esl shitskinsesl shitskins love UB though? only crackers cling to UW
>>97569649>Mutants aren't aliens
>>97569639for some reason that reminded me that the ask a ninja guy is making videos again.
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
>>97569354Nicol Bolas was dead and gone for a long ass time right up until he wasn't. They already have an in-universe method for retcons
>>97569650you must be new here
>>97569354
>want to play magic to test.decks>No one to play with >Set up the table and walk around it taking turns until one deck wins Am I a sad pathetic man?
>>97569739Not sure why but this mental image is killing me.
>>97569739nah you are just stimming broif you had used a lazy susuan then you'd be sad and pathetic.
should I rebuild breena or greasefang imo
>>97569739I did this with YGO when I was a kid with no friends.
>>97569739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMVtpCPx8owkinda based desu senpai
>>97569739Only if you don't make quips like "Wow, you had a counter held for that? Its almost like you could see my hand!" the entire time.
>>97569739just play on spelltable all it takes is 5 bucks for a phone stand
>>97569719Lol ok Sukhdeep, Hyperboreans only care for UW
>>97569243No Mexico is extremely bizarre. Gay marriage is legal there
>>97569798On an unrelated note, I'll bet Telepathy is amazing for making people prioritize everyone besides you for removal.
>>97569808thats a weird attempt at a no u.
>>97569806an 100 for a desk
>>97569837just find a clean enough piece of cardboard.
>>97569837Desks are free. You can drive around and find them on the curbside any day of the week.
>>97569837>two cinderblocks>two bricks>bit or plexiglassPerfectly fine table. Under $20.
>>97569261I did but I give a fuck about the lore for some reason.
>>97569325I know an autistic person at LGS that loves this ugly fucking creature and simps for half the jacetice leagueI wish I was joking
>>97569815too much crime
>>97569837Go to a thrift/used store and spend 5$
Is there a way to make a bracket 2-3 deck with it? Seems like it just snowballs the fuck off immediately, especially with any commander that creates rat tokens
>>97569249>>97569231>tfw Chandra Nalaar is actually pansexual (kek) and she’s really into muscular, manly men.
>>97569990>Is there a way to make a bracket 2-3 deck with it?yeah just make it. its a super fragile deck at best
>>97569990marrow-gnawer, tap make new rat
>>97569739get a lazy susan and you won't even have to walk around the table
>Managed to make 109 copies of forced fruition with my shitty obeka deck.How could someone actually break out of this board state? I need to protect my most meme wincon at all costs.
My BEASTS? Indoraptor, Lathiel, and Lotho.
>>97570029Literally anything that destroys/exiles all permanents/enchantments. Since it's blue just bring a bunch of counter spells
>>97570037Anon, you cast a spell you have to draw 763 cards before your spell resolves, so it needs to be someone on the board already or a land that can somehow wipe the board
>>97570011>>97570016wait hold on Relentless Rats says >for each other creature on the battlefield named Relentless Rats.instead of "creatures you control" like Rat Colony. Fuck it I'll just run Jon Irenicus + like 50 fucking Relentless Rats that sounds funny as hell
There I fixed it
>>97570029extremely based
>>97570044oh wait lmao yeah you're right I'm retarded. Uh... check all the morph/megamorph/etc cards for sweepers??? There must be at least ONE card in Magic that says "boardwipe when this creature is turned face up". Or any ETB/attack/death triggers that sweep.
>>97570029I channel to exile abdel and win in response
>>97570044Only thing I can think of. I believe token copies still technically have a mana cost same as the original, but if someone has this, and the board is hard locked, its super telegraphed since it will need 7 counters on it.
maybe I'll build a comfy nethroi list
>>97570046vren (the relentless) makes not-relentless rats tokens that are basically urza constructs for rats.
>>97570029Platinum angel? Honestly, it'd be tough.
>>97570075Aye, I saw. I just didn't want to make a deck that snowballs out, because it'd just play the same each game. For now, my plan is Jon Irenicus, and I flip a coin to see who gets a beefy Relentless Rat each turn, while dropping them rapidly on my side too
how do vrenchads draw cards for all the removal they want to play
>>97570086>How do you draw cards in dimirHalf the GC list is dimir draw dude.
I bought the chocobo bundle, LGS had it for $110.Not sure if I'll open it or just sit on it for a couple months/years and try to resell it.Thanks for reading my blog/confession.
>>97569051will Steve Argyle finally be able to officially sell his LiliChandra playmat now that lesbians are allowed?
>>97570099consoom.
>>97569354I'm all for Yawg coming back but making him a Planeswalker, even with a stolen spark, is shit writing. Whole point is he's all powerful and still lusts for the Planeswalker spark and can never attain it.
>>97570086>blue>black>the best fucking draw colors in MagicAnon, I...
Holy shit. You think magic cards are expensive? Nba2k cards are INSANE. Just fucking fucked. I've never seen shit like this in my life. This dude is at 1000 packs, $2930, he's trying to get an event yao ming, and he's barely half way to the cumulative awards.
>prideWe doing this shit again?
>>97570139Just ignore it.
>>97570139>female druid with a German Shephard You just know...
>>97570139the reasoning is whatever but having a quick and easy excuse to rule zero commanders together is fun.
>>97570149
>>97570139lgb drop the t
>Did you really put true duals in your precon are saying its just a 2?>Yes.Just.Lands.
>>97570172Aint nothing wrong with that. They dont like it, tell em talk to shelly.
>>97570177He didn't make brackets.
Post your favorite proxies
>>97570201>Here is my proxy of a kids ass
>>97570123>>97570093I don't play gamechangers
>>97570200No, but he created the format drinking super tuscans, and playing the single worst saskia deck ever made, complete with a 4c set ABUR duals.
>>97570213Okay. That still doesn't excuse you being able to look up draw spells in blue and black.
>>97570213>some of the best card draw engines are <$1I'm not going to spoodfeed you more than this.
>>97570213>year of our fucking lord 2026>people still don't know about the dozens of enchantments worth literal pennies, that AREN'T FUCKING GAMECHANGERS, that draw you shitloads every turnGet fucking good at the game, you fucking scrub
>>97570201Anon, I never say this, but holy fuck you are a loser.
>>97570201Of all the proxies you absolutely don't play with you don't play with this one the most.
What do we think bros?
>>97570201HOLY BASED LoliChad's stay winning.
>>97570201This isn't even the aged up toph. I don't have an issue with coom proxies, but Christ this is too much even for me
>>97570249>>97570236>>97570234>>97570212
Spent $240 pre-ordering this deck, a pizza bundle, and prerelease from the lgs. Immediately realized what the fuck did I do and I could have built a decent deck instead. So now what should I pick up in preparation for building this UB slop?
https://moxfield.com/cards/mO6wp-final-fantasy-through-the-ageswinota bros why is our commander so cheap?
>>97570201>off model
Why do so many backgrounds not synergize with one another
>>97570270No, our disgust is appropriate.
>>97570270Ok Epstein Jr.
>>97570288probably intentionally so as not to cause another situation like the two color partners.even though the reason they're a problem is because they're two colors and don't synergize with each other.
>>97570299Epsiten liked FNAF porn, not ATLA porn
>>97570271Yuriko , Jenova , and Mothman
>>97570315jenovabros get in here
>>97570288It ain't complicated, but lets me play boros goblins.
Do you proxy cards /edhg/? What does your LGS feel about it?
playing partners/backgrounds is for faggots
>>97570201Outed pedophile posts again.
>>97570325I don't want to by staples and expensive cards over and over again and my LGS just asks us to disclose it at the rule 0. They aren't policing it ome way or the other.
>>97570201I don't care about your lolicon shit. Im more concerned why it had to be AIslop
rarity should denote frequency in decks, ie common cards are most of your decks, you should rarely see any given rare FACT
>97570358Thoughslop.
>>97570113Lesbians are allowed but not lesbians that appeal to the male gaze. This is perfectly reasonable and if you try to find any foreign alternatives you’ll be called a race traitor.
>>97570325YesNo one gives a fuck.
>>97570325there's a guy who plays with 100% custom proxy decks
>>97570366lolHate to tell you man, but your Gundam Witch From Planet Yuri and your Bocci the Rocci is made for the same audience as western lesbians are- men with AGP. They're all made for the male gaze. The fact you like any of it means you should probably be checking your T levels, "sis."
>>97570325We have pinkertons in the store to shoot anyone who uses a proxy
>>97570113fucking hot
>>97570402correct
>>97570325trying to decide what to proxy next
>>97570402lesbian content has historically always been a female thing to make
>>97570029What's my prize?
>>97570325Yes. LGS doesn't care as long as I don't play them against children, which I wouldn't do in the first place.
>>97570432A handshake if I didn't have it in my hand.
>>97570417That's a lot of pedo cards
>>97570358>Im more concerned why it had to be AIslopwhy wouldn't it? did you really think anything's for free? if you're not paying wotc you're paying some other company like nvidia/HP/your electricity provider instead lmao
>>97570433This didn't happen btw
>>97570447uh oh looks like someone's uncomfortable
>>97570451why are nips so into lolicon?
>>97570422>lesbian porn is for lesbian viewers
>>97570029Leyline of anticipation and thoracle
>>97570453why are westerners so into murder?
>>97570441this wouldn't stop the on cycle ability though
>>97570451I still have no idea what's going on in this picture
>>97570441>if I didn't have it in my hand.How would such a thing be possible?
>>97570456There are males who are more than willing to watch dykes lesbianing. Some even prefer it more than the straight thing. But those are a minority
>>97570461Cycling is an activated ability, bud
>>97570462it's a pivotal moment in FF9 where garnet (left) and eiko (right) summon alexander to defend alexandria against bahamut (controlled by kuja)
>>97570463Its a mystery, but it is an answer I do already have in my deck.
>>97570433Damn thats a nice fat titty goblin, AI is a blessing in this cursed land.
print it
>>97570470But what's going on with eiko's outfit?
>>97570441Okay. Chalice triggers. Response?
>>97570461it would, it's a triggered ability.>>97570457thoracle is the one thing that will never work here, if you can lab man before all the copies happen, you can win, but thoracle is an ETB so you'd lose to drawing from empty before it happens.>>97570467no, you counter the 'when you cycle this' trigger. if you counter the cycle, the trigger still goes off.
>>97570441
>>97570458It's natural
>>97570475i'm not an artist, ask toshiyuki itahana
>>97570479>if you counter the cycle, the trigger still goes off.This isn't yugioh
>>97570484>You can cycle a card even if it has a triggered ability from cycling that won't have a legal target. This is because the cycling ability and the triggered ability are separate. This also means that if either ability is countered (with Disallow, for example), the other ability will still resolve.
>>97570481looking at the abortion rate i'm not surprised at all
>>97570476>>97570480This was already on the board. Protecting your rube golberg combo is 101.
I just wanna say I'm happy for the Biorythem unban. I've been having fun making people seethe and kingmaking with it.
>>97570484it's like an eldrazi 'when you cast ~, do X' ability. it goes off even if the spell is countered
>>97570504based pseudoscience practitioner
>>97570504biotheythem?
>>97570472Its trash, he could have done a simple google search for big tit goth goblin like I did and found something better
>>97570530>visible nipple piercings through clotheshot
>>97570488So counter the triggered ability? Same result
>>97570493Cycle Otawara
>>97570540Yes, technically, but if you are playing in a pod that isn't allowing "redos" you need to pick the right ability to counter with that or stifle.
>>97570542Got me there.
>>97570530Cute, I don't see "vampiric tutor" from looking at this gothblin though.
>>97570530Anon thats stealing. You can't pirate peoples content without their permission. He made his own goblin art with his computer.
>>97570551look closer
>>97570553well i'm not going to pay him because he's from the UK who are a bunch of libtards just like wotc is so if i can choose not to pay wotc for being jews i can also choose not to pay some UK dude for being a bong
>>97570555she has a snaggle tooth, I wouldn't count that as a fang personally, but we can agree to disagree
>>97570557>From the UKWhat gives you that impression?
>>97570325Most of my decks are unproxied. But if I have a card that needs copies for another deck, those I proxy.
>>97570561>All prices are listed in GBP (£) and represent a base estimate for one character. Final cost may vary depending on character complexity and requested details.you do know the artist's name is on the pic right?
>>97570558You wouldnt count that out as a fang if it snagged your dick skin. That thing plus mouth germs would leave some really bad scarring.
UNBAN MY ZESTY ELF YOU WOTC FUCKS!
>>97570557Britian is a conquered caliphate so you dont have to respect their property rights. Plus grok and chat gpt will let you redeem the bobs.
>>97570557If you aren't selling it, it falls under fair use anyway.
>>97570576he's selling his art though
>>97570579Good for the bong, if you take his art, from the internet, and format into a magic card for personal use, that's not theft, that's fair use.
>>97570579It was drawn on stolen land. Reappropriating cultural works from a culture that only thrives on oppression is a form of justice.
What are some Selesnia commanders that don't rely on tokens or enchantress? WG is one of my most favorite color combinations, but it's pretty stale outside of that from my short research.>back in the day this girl slapped when Prime Time was unbanned
>>97570583>fair usecorrect but since you're not paying anything and are literally a walking advertisement don't be surprised if the guy (or company in wotc's case) ignores your opinions completely and panders to paying customers instead
terrachuds? how are you building her
https://moxfield.com/decks/qfCQtWDcVE-WsKBXUKEE7wWhat's the rest of the deck?
>>97570598
>>97570621she cute
>>97570620Its giddy up
>>97570620It's griddy up
>>97570624>forspokenhaha what a flop, literal mtg tier storytelling
>>97570621>in the top 1000Maybe too mainstream How do I build her?
>>97570598Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist Voltron.You just suit her up, run some removal to point at whatever the opponent tries to block her with, and trample over the 0 toughness.
>>97570624How is it that so many black people have that gap between their front two teeth? And why is it they don't ever get it fixed???
>>97570661meren but more work
>>97570667And?
>>97570666>why ugly teethfor a mixed race bong she's absolutely beautiful
>>97570667but aerith is from a superior IP and that makes all the differencewho cares about better mechanics you're not sweating THIS hard in a casual game are you?
>>97570681Why would I play something busted though, genuinely? I don't play the best commander for every archetype that's fucking boring and it's not what this format is about
>>97570598Take the Asmira pill. Basically a secret commander for Saffi but Relic Vial turns her into a Blood Artist that gets +1/+1 counters so you can make a very flexible deck for whatever power level you want more or less.
>>97570681This but unironically
>>97570681this but ironically
>>97570687it's best to have both the best deck you can make in a specific bracket and a pet deck too, and popular UB like FF make for the best pet decks
question, how do you get into mtg in 2026 without financing wotc's dogshit?
I love this commander. The shit he's capable of is hilarious.
>>97570702Get old sets that you like
>>97570702If you're playing commander, just proxy. The majority of players don't really give a shit.If you're playing arena, just get good enough at draft to consistently get 4+ wins and you get practically infinite in game currency.Don't get into competitive paper constructed (standard, legacy, modern, etc)
>>97570703costs too much
>>97570702Leveraging your bros' collections to build for low power edh on a budget. You do have bros who play right? I would say proxy but if youre coming from 0 experience proxying is actually the most retarded thing you can do simply because you dint know what you're doing.
>>97570710>>97570711is there something like smogon for mtg, or do you have to use an official site
>>97570702>question, how do you get into mtg in 2026 without financing wotc's dogshit?never buy secret lairsnever draftnever buy preconsnever buy boxes or packsonly buy singles from resellers you like if you're actually asking an honest question about giving money to people who "deserve it" and not asking for validation for your incessant proxying
>>97570711> how do you get into this game with tens of thousands of cards>just print whatever dudeProxying is always right morally but you're retarded.
>>97570723>Proxying is always right morallyI say the same thing about AI copying from creators but somehow the same people with the printers suddenly become the biggest defenders of intellectual property whenever that comes up, a very curious phenomenon indeed
>proxying is moral >while making or buying bootlegs from chang to fool people into thinking they are realNoble and moral, for sure.
>>97570744proxyfags trip over themselves trying to validate their proxying but at the end of the day they are F2P players at best and thus their opinions are to be dismissed entirely
>>97570358Cute kot!
All my decks i play that are fun win on turn 5 except for my voltron deck, how do I not do this?
>>97570239It'll all depend on how many ninjas turtles and mutants the set brings in mono blue. Is the preview already starting then?
>>97570767>All my decks i play that are fun win on turn 5how consistently?post decklist
>>97570711>majority of players don't really give a shitEven in tournament settings? Its kinda feels like an ass thing to do since my LGS does non-proxy tournaments sometimes
why is AI slop from here , actually better than AI sloop form other places , it actually makes me more angry because it implies this fuckers could do better.
>>97570786ESPECIALLY in tournament settings
>>97570796It isn't.
>>97570796>>97570801then why I am retarded anon.
>>97570786>>97570797reminder that LGS doing non-proxy tournaments is just preventing to make a farce of the whole thing (imagine putting a set of real underground seas as the top prize when everyone can just proxy and, you know, print their own dual) and if you're that much of a cheater to go against the nonproxy rules then you're no different than bertoncini and saito and you accept the risk of being ostracized if caught
>>97570786>Its kinda feels like an ass thing to dothat's a good feeling to have, that means you can function in a high trust society
>>97570772Dude ive got more than 10 active decks and the two that dont win that fast get bullied and lose except for the voltron one. Id update my moxfield but ive got 8 decks to update right now. I had to take apart my best deck which was stax which usually caused a full table scoop by turn 3 and was helmed by ajani.
>>97570835i'm still waiting on that turn 5 win decklist you have so i can determine if that's just you having confirmation bias on an actual inconsistent list or you have actually have something that can be used in a b3 lgs pod for packs
>>97570838https://moxfield.com/decks/E_9cnaUHYkSNDxGwqIvxqAHeres this one, i think my playgroup just might have bad threat assesment
>>97570810No clue what you are even trying to argue about
>>97570786non-proxy cEDH tournaments aren't a thing
>>97570843you don't play beyond your kitchen table so it's normal you have no clue>>97570846technically they allow around 10 proxies because RL sucks, but way to miss the point
>>97570854I'm happy for you/sorry that happened
>>97570842>it's basically a deck with simple telegraphed lines like gravecrawler t1 blood artist t2 warren soultrader t3we're good, thanks
>>97570860I havent played cedh since thoracle was printed and theres no point dabbing on my playgroup any more with that shit. I was asking for advice on decks that can durdle a bit but still win and hover around bracket 3-4
>>97570869>I was asking for advice on decks that can durdle a bit but still win and hover around bracket 3-4if you're going to use gamechangers like glacial chasm, it's worth making your deck revolve entirely around said gamechangers, secret commander style
>>97570598I've been considering building Kutzil anthems.
>>97570876I don't agree
>>97570729you're awfully disingenuous, or retarded. you may pick.
>>97570898>fighting for ip rights of a company bad!>fighting for ip rights of a person good!>why the distinction? i dunno!you are a liberal and a commie, you don't get to pick because you're both of them.
>>97570908Ah so you are just retarded, that helps me dismiss your /pol/ baiting all the easier.
>>97570908What weak ass insults
>>97570915concession accepted
>>97570921(you)
>>97570924one punch man season 3 should've been made by ai, fucking useless japs
>>97570927kino
>>97570935yup as kino as wotc foils bending
>>97570927why are you even watching slop of the month to begin with? cant help being a consoomer i see.
>>97570941>why are you even watching slop of the month to begin with? cant help being a consoomer i see.but enough about proxyfags proxying decks once a day
>>97570944that was so poor a whataboutism it made you sound actually schizophrenic.
>>97570949>being free advertising for wotc (because proxyfags can't stop talking about the game) and being profit for printers isn't totally being a consoomer!uh huh riiiiiight
>>97570908>ip rights to refuse to use the ip to appease retards from 30 years agoRegardless of anything else, reserve list cards deserve to get replicated.
>>97570954>Regardless of anything else, reserve list cards deserve to get replicated.correct simply because of scarcity and forever no reprintsRL is the correct justification for proxies
>>97570936>yup as kino as wotc foils bendingat least i onow my pringled foil deck is real, Chang.
>>97570953and following it up with a non sequitur. you are actually a schizo, nice.
>>97570960>muh buzzwords come up with new material
>>97570960>if i namecall and say nothing else, that means i won!kekw
I still don't understand why buying from artist good but buying from corpo bad.They are both too expensive for what I actually get from them.
>>97570964>>97570968what else is to be said to someone who jumps back and forth on the topic to the point there is no logical following? Only retards fall for bait that bad.
>>97570973>They are both too expensive for what I actually get from them.that's right but the libtards here will never get it, because what a surprise they just want to get free stuff, but god almighty watch them white knight for an artist for virtue signaling (who btw will never fuck them lol)
>>97570968>keeps posting tranime.this isn't going the way you want it
>>97570980>muh buzzwordscome up with new material
>>97570977>watching pirated anime? u fookin consoomer!>playing proxied cards? uhh i kneel?!lol keep going moron
>>97570983no need to reinvent the wheel bro
>>97570982on the contrary, everything's going exactly as i, a paying customer, want it>inb4 the proxyfag says paypig kek
>>97570986how does it feel to become enraged by your own strawmans this consistently?
>>97570995Im not the one here enraged by jap cartoons fyi
>>97571008except your the one who brought up how mad you were at the quality of your slop of the month.
>>97571014I just posted that because the anon i replied to posted anime, which is hilarious to me given the context of the discussion, i actually laughed when i first saw opm season 3
>>97570980stop roleplaying as a /pol/tard.
>>97570968...You actually find these grotesque images appealing enough to make them your entire personality?
>>97570980>libtards just want free stuff>that's why they buy expensive stuff from small creatorsEpstein made you this way, GI! Your government has abandoned you.
>>97571057>buying expensive stuff from corpo bad>buying expensive stuff from small creators goodDifferent words, same dumb ideaNow god forbid that small creator gets caught saying something like there are only 2 genders ala rowling, it would be a shame to see all that support be exposed for the fair weather shit it actually is
>>97571067>JK Rowling>small creatorWhen you die they will leave you here, GI! Your mother wonders why you aren't home.
>>97571084>he can't readMany such cases!
What's worse, illiteracy or having your entire personality sculpted by Epstein to serve Mossad?
stat her
>>97571067>Rowling>small creatorlmfaoalso she does more than that so you are being disingenuous again
>>97571067Bait used to be believable.
>>975711042/2 for 1 blue white with tap to scry, surveil or shuffle your library.
>>97571067People really can't read huh
https://moxfield.com/decks/7TXkiELbc0iHElX0_NylywI understand how this deck is good in theory but I can't get it to work.
Treasure Card 0Artifact - TreasureTap, sac: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
>>97570325>do you proxyYes>does anyone irl care?No or they seethe silently to themselves and come on here to larp and seethe like our resident poopdickschizo.
>>97570325YesNo
https://x.com/mtgjp/status/2023593454232891826/photo/1Wanderer a cute. A CUTE!
>>97571057>Epstein made people hate obnoxious west coastersCope?
>>97571567Yes. Modern ameripol was manufactured by Israel with epstein taking charge of swaying 4chans posting culture. Good job on being a clay golem.
>>97571316>more ching chong artgor fucks sake...
>>97571607>he got btfo by /ptg/ so he retreated to /edhg/But of course
>>97571613Get filtered lol
>>97571613>Complains about faggy Western art>Complains about cute girls and cool men because they’re drawn by the people the fags want you to hate
>>97571111>also she does more than thatLmao
>>97571635its explicitly stated in correspondence between epstein and his mossad handler, files your own government published, you utter cretin
>>97571666are those my 2 only options?tranime "art" or western woke slop?can't we go back to the style of 7th/Odyssey/Onslaught block?guess not
>>97571694>7thI bet you dont even know the story about that
>>97571703I don't.enlighten me
My LGS held a custom card design competition yesterday and I won it with a bunch of YGO custom cards I reformatted to Magic's templating.
>>97571613Maybe if you pissbabies bought western art cards with the same fervor players buy anime alts they wouldn't feel compelled to make so many anime alts to make money.
>>97571694>can't we go back to golden age fantasy art?No. Nerds have become cringe tasteless faggots and they don't want what fantasy was. True fantasy died in the mid-2000s with the double whammy of warcraft and lotr becoming mainstream and MTGs art died with it. You WILL consoom the globohomo asexual amorphous blob people that now make up fantasy both in the art and creative department and you WILL like it.
>>97569051That's some horrific looking art.
>>97571607Or, or or or, people think you fags are obnoxiously retarded, trying to talk over people to explain their feelings for them only exemplifies the holier-than-thou nature people have come to hate about you, and /pol/ being created as a designated containment zone as part of a controlled political gatekeeping means that every single "go back to /pol/" post was serving Epstein's role for the board.
>>97571816The most expensive basic lands are the Neilson Guru lands. Your argument is invalid.
>>97571985>fags canceled nielsen>you still dont buy real cards anyway (most likely because printer go brr)>still expecting wotc not to pander to paying animefagsLol
>>97569307I appreciate the idea that human yawg had some creepy ribcage breastplate he worse and liked it so much that when he became an evil nightmare machine planet deity he kept it as part of his look>>97570239That's pretty neat. Doesn't specify nontoken so spring leaf drum can do some work with this
>>97571974>"IM A FREE THINKER NOT A FLESH GOLEM">"YOURE THE ONE CONTROLLED BY JEWS NOT ME!!!"cope lil chuddy, Epstein is puppeting you from the grave
>>97571974I can think two categories of people are obnoxiously retarded. I'm that good.
they still make nonfoil versions of precon face/backup commanders right? every foil i have pringles insanely bad, but the last time i tried to buy a nonfoil version of a precon backup commander a couple years ago it took 5 orders from tcgplayer before i got one that was actually nonfoil
>>97571186should we tell him?
>>97571827Nerd spaces are compromised. Whenever any new fantasy game is announced the first bombardment of questions is "WILL THERE BE GAY SEX IN YOUR GAME OMG HE SAID NO". I actually feel more shame now about being a nerd than I ever felt when it was not "popular".
>>97572177And yet jp nerd spaces arent compromisedIt's almost like westoids cant gatekeep for shit
>>97572042I own a Guru plains and bought two boxes of eternal masters.Maybe they should focus on retaining their best artists instead of pandering to Twitter troons if they want people to buy cards for their western artists.
>>97572121>Malding, obnoxious, sperging copeTHIS shit is why people hate you.
>>97572182Yep. Suicidal empathy is a hell of a drug
>>97572182Gatekeeping wouldn't have helped us as much as you think. A large portion of the problem comes from entrenched autists with nothing else in their life becoming the target demographic for social destruction and a lifetime of medical dependence through expensive experimental drugs. Our brothers were doped and trooned while the gates were being breached.
>>97571753Did you do Dark Spirit of Banishment?
>>97572241Asian nerds also have their autists, and yet they are not compromisedThe problem is that the west decided one day to take autistic people seriously despite them being mentally disabled
>>97572087This tickles my Timmy brain quite hard. If legit I'll 100% proxy a full pixel art deck.
>>97572266>west decided one day to take autistic people seriously despite them being mentally disabledBut nobody takes you and your kind seriously
>>97572256No it was more Dragon Ruler support cards.
>>97572087>tmnt gets pixel art cards in addition to art from various comic creators>FF got CGI screenshots and randomly selected anime slop with GAMENUMBER as the backgroundnoooticing again
>>97572355Pretty sure the pixel art is a reference to the old arcade game.
>>97572391Yes, and FF has a pretty distinct pixel artstyle for its older games that many of the newer games wil reference on occasion (they have sprites for mostly every protagonist at least that they've used here and there) so it feels weird that the only 'video game stuff' from FF was the screenshot/concept art/render stuff.
>>97572355If anything we should've gotten a frame with the blue dialogue/menu windows
>>97572355>>97572410Does everything have to be a fucking conspiracy with you people?
>>97572421There's no conspiracy, it's just annoying.
>>97572285Yes, the plight of the chud lives on. Yet we persevere
>>97572410That's probably Square's fault though, most of the old games have been remade into more "modern" anime artstyles and abandoned the pixelated look, they probably wanted them to look "updated". Pretty sure the IP holder holds the final say on what cards look like, hence why we got Avatar's screenshot cards (because it's from a standard media package Nickelodeon hands out to any collab).
>>97572087This is just myriad. Why didn't they just fucking use myriad?? There's even precedent for getting around the legend rule with a legendary creature making copies of itself
>>97571703qrd?
>>97572453It's myriad that bypasses the legend rule. It would be non-functional as myriad since the copies would die after they enter.
>>97572501>It would be non-functional as myriad since the copies would die after they enter.Congrats you missed the entire goddamned point of my post. They could've just said>Myriad>Shredder isn’t legendary if it’s a token.And be done with it.
>>97572295Booo. I want dark spirit of banishment in mtg real bad.
>>97572501either exceptional bait or you're exceptionally retarded
>>97572507"If created by its own effect" would need to be in there to avoid unwanted synergies from external token copy generators.
>>97572507I guess they wanted it to only work with its own effect.
>>97572511I feel like Gorz would be far funnier to translate into an MTG card, since you could have it just pay life to cheat it out in anyone else's combat and make a token copy of a declared attacker, or make it force something to do first strike damage then enter and create a token that are blocking
holy shit, do I need to update 4chan x or something? let me post>>97572453>>97572507it's technically "better" than myriad, especially for black, since myriad exiles at end of combat. this way you get death triggers.I think the truth is they either don't have an internal template for this effect, or it's changed since aeve. master multiplied is obviously meant to be a more widespread enabler.>>97572530wotc does not want to prevent synergy with other sources.
>>97572488There's a reason why 7ED art direction was panned in its time and jeremy no longer works at wotc
>>97572547Gorz is a bit... autoinclude. Like if he functioned the way he did in Yugioh, there's no reason not to splash him as a 4x, particularly since he's a 7ish power guy on his own. Now banishment, pulling a specific mediocre chongus out of the graveyard as a hand trap and making it a vanilla? That's the shit. Moderate power, lots of nonsense possible, relatively low impact. Perfectly playable, assuming the creature type is sufficiently narrow.
>>97572547I love Fogs in EDH primarily as a consequence of loving Gorz, Tragoedia, and Battle Fader in 2010 Yugioh.
>>97572453Shredder's version sacrifices which is a little more in line with black effects.
>>97572627Haha grave pact go brrr
>>97572087Are there other pixel cards too? This going to be a sub theme in the set?
>>97572635Likely just a special treatment in Collector Boosters. This is a commander card, so it might just be for Commander cards, or those from the team-up thing, but who knows if the main set'll have any.
>>97571974Good little goy, hate your fellow countrymen and pay your taxes
>>97572680>hate your fellow countrymen and pay your taxesJews didn't make me hate my fellow man, those men did when they turned into gestapo about masks and social distancing.
>>97572641>a special treatment in Collector BoostersThat does makes sense. Guess we'll find out for sure in a while when the preview comes. It just stood out since we've seen base art and comic art so far. Pixel I guess would be the third alternative styling.
>>97572694Damn they got you good
>>97572547if we made it an actual magic card, gorz would have to be something like a 6-7 mana 5/5 with flash and'When @ enters, choose one:• create a white X/X Faerie* creature token, where X is the amount of combat damage dealt to you this turn.• @ deals X damage to target player, where X is the amount of noncombat damage dealt to you this turn.'if you wanted to replicate the free play, first off he'd need to be a 3/2 or something, and second he'd still be way worse than in YGO because of how combat works. he's also a white effect, maybe white-red.>>97572592tragoedia would have to be a blue or blue/black 7-8 mana demon and would never be printed with the free play effect, but since changing his own cmc would mean nothing for 99.95% of games, he would probably let you dredge for more draw. discard a creature to control magic a creature with the same cmc is both very strong and very annoying to pull off. they'll overcost it, but it'll be reasonable most of the time. */* equal to cards in hand is a 4cmc creature on its own, which is a big part of that initial cost assumption.battle fader would just be a 1-2cmc fog on a stick, nothing complicated. both green and white have a spore frog and plenty of flash creatures with this type of effect, it'll be fine in those.
>>97572295Dragon Rulers would probably be pretty easy to translate. A mix of evoke and escape and you more or less got what they do down. I'd be interested in seeing how a fusion archetype like Gladiator Beasts or Hero would translate. Would it require extensive melding or those unset cards where half is always one effect and the other is another effect?
Anyone still playing Grenzo in 2026?
>>97572731Thought about it some more, they can probably be 6{color}{color} that cost 1 less for each damage you took this turn. Also that was meant to be a footnote, faerie isn't the right creature type for this in mtg, it would have to be an elemental, a horror, an angel, maybe a spirit or ooze, depending on the color.
>>97572767Won a game of cEDH on MTGO last night with him actually, Zealous Conscripts pile.
>>97572850Ugh/10. He will be a casual boogey man the likes of which will cause new players to errupt, but honestly, meh. Not super great.
>>97572850If he had more colors maybe he could be something special but mono black has so many better options I don't see him enabling anything too unique.
>>97572850>No evasion >5 CMC>Ironically w commander that wants to hit the opponent but NOT win through commander damage I'm underwhelmed
>>97572850I'm tired, boss
>>97572861>>97572879>>97572882I think he'll see play in Satoru mostly but that's about it imo
>>97572850was expecting better, but guess there will like 3/4 versions of him outside of the clones
>>97572850pixel art is my weakness.
Ninjas without ninjutsu doesn't feel right.
>blake skipped weekly mtgyep, its officially over.
>>97572906Interesting they're going with making Leatherhead female even though that's only been the case in one instance (Mutant Mayhem), but I guess it's just to add SOME more females to the line-up.
>>97572902The Ninja Pizza actually looks nice guys I'm sorry
>>97572906>She
>>97572850I was hoping there'd be a Shredder that amasses Foot Ninjas. That being said I kind of like this guy. Him making clones is sort of cool and the effect on his is decent. But fuck he's going to have a hard time getting in on most boards at that mana cost. I imagine he's going to be best in the 99 rather than on his own.
>>97572927Goddammit that's a good one.
>>97572927This is pretty funny, not gonna buy it but it made me chuckle
>>97572939Interesting that the precon specifically pulls so much from TMNT video games. I guess that's the way they set it apart from the main set, but still.
>>97572906>>97572916I like these two. Big green fuck that has haste and throws out 1/1s is simple and direct. And giving fly to stuff with counters as well as growing with each draw isn't so bad.
Splinter isn't just mono-Black it seems.
>>97572948That Level Up is going to be annoying to see
>>97572886No, he'll be among the most brain dead new player commanders people bitch about forever.
>>97572977Don't like the flavor text for her but I like what that April is doing a lot.
>>97572977They really just couldn't resist making her black
>>97572991She's at least attractive.
>>97572985
>>97572977>Use black April to pander to homos>Both of her solo cards are her commiting crimesKek, even the flavor text is hilarious
>>97572998Thanks for putting your foot down on that issue viacom!
>>97573012A food searcher. There aren't many in deck food to search but there are more than I was expecting.
top 10 anime betrayals
>>97573061The little antenna on Krang's suit becoming a V fin is funny.
>>97573087Honestly? Excellent mech design.
>>97573091>>97573061>the sloppiest of slop IPs gets some of the hardest art and alt frames of all timeI fucking hate it here bros
>>97573109
>>97573109marvel and FF are infinitely more sloppa than TMNT lmao
>>97573118Interesting that they're having Super Shredder be, like, the 'main' Shredder.
>>97573118The Super Shredder looks pretty cool
>>97573123It's all slop but at least with FF I can squiny my eyes and pretend its Kamigawa adjacent
>>97573129It is odd considering he's just a guy most of the time. I'm guessing Super Shredder is the main Shredder so he can synergize with both the ninja and the mutant stuff? While his normal self would only work with ninja stuff.
>>97573123>marvel being more sloppa than tmnt>when tmnt takes a lot of inspiration from marvel e.g. the foot
>>97573109TMNT has always oscillated between turboslop and going harder than you imagined possible
>>97573123FF exists to tell stories in video game form and not much else. TMNT was an outsider comic lobotomized and made kid friendly to sell toys. You might not like FF and that's okay but TMNT is one of the best examples of sludge IPs we have.
new waifu drop
>>97570598There's also a +1/+1 theme in Selesnya. Also the Black Panther card coming in Marvel is an artifact commander
>>97572985I had zero expectations, but this art is absolutely atrocious
>>97573179future of the her feet in my mouth
>>97573159tmnt taking inspiration from marvel in the 80s is not the same as marvel taking inspiration from blackrock diversity quotas for the last 20 years
>>97573179should be dimir colours
Dear AI goblin proxy userhttps://e621.net/posts?tags=goblin+order%3Ascore+-rating%3Aexplicit+-animatedYou are welcome
>>97573265Wouldn't Black Golaith be seen as blackrock diversity quota?
Would this playmat make me look like a child molester?
>>97573398No, it looks cute
>>97573398To schizos online? YesTo real people? No
>>97573265I dont know why you think marvel was ever not slop; even in the 70s it was the turbo wokie label
>>97573398>would these adult women make me look like a child molesterI was expecting lolis
>>97573555>would these adult women make me look like a child molesterNo they make you look like a rapist duh
>>97573398No. Step outside of Magic and you'll see that nearly every other TCG looks like this.
>>97573179I can't wait for the coomette version
>>97573398Only if they assumed it was a mihoyoslop mat
>>97573665Correct asians are the future of TCGswestoids are either too mentally ill or irony pilled to be of much worth as a demo
>>97573730The median asian has approximately 1/10,000th the disposable income as the median white guy
>>97573782and thats a good thing. we cant all be rich and i rather like me being rich than someone else.
>>97573782And yet the median asian is able to keep the pokemon tcg afloat despite it being even more susceptible to proxies as nobody plays that game and serves primarily as a collectible, almost like asians are more willing to pay for cardboard than westoids making income disparity moot
>>97570325Yes, I don't want to spend $100 or more on every deck's manabase that isn't mono color. I own at least 1 copy of every card I proxy though.
>>97573925That's less than a single tarn used to cost silly anon.
>>97573398Frankly I would be refreshed to see a weeb that isn't a pedophile
>>97574008AniMILFs have been more popular in recent years.
>>97574024There's a guy at my LGS who has a playmat of the grandma from Dandadan so I think you're onto something
>>97574067God she's so bad
>>97574008>Frankly I would be refreshed to see a weeb that isn't a pedophileNever go to japan then i guess
>>97574067>grandmathat woman is 30
>>97574106You're 30.
>>97574106We're doing 80+ year old women who look like 24 year olds now. Get with the times.
>>97574151Purah was de-aged, thats not the same thing
I want to build a "4 niggas in a row" deck, where the theme is having four creatures, preferably with different "themes" each, that would attack together, one player at a time.Any tips for a piece of glue to start building this idea around?
>>97574172I mean...
>>97574181Oh duh, I forgot about the Party mechanic. Thanks.
>>97574148thanks!
>Mono black Erebos player cries all game about not hitting land drops>Kokusho's us twice and complains he's not able to do anything>He had Exsanguinate and Torment in his hand the entire time>Blue player is new and doesn't run counterspells
>>97574151Would
>>97574218>Conventionally attractive woman>WouldHow brave you are.
>>97574214>Blue player is new and doesn't run counterspellsMaybe he drank the Timmy koolaid that counterspells are feelsbad antifun and not actually needed for blue or the game as a whole.
>>97574226He plays a lot of Arena and people are fucking creatures and just counter whatever is on the stack without reading. I had to explain to him that counters are fine just don't be a cunt and counter every single spell.
>>97574226odd, new blue players run nothing but counter spells and have no reading comprehension >does this win them the game?>how much does this affect me?>how much does this affect everyone else?>are they in a desperate situation?
>>97574172I had to screencap a video for this
>>97574244
>>97574230>arena
>>97574253OK, I found another place it was being hosted.also I had to open a different browser to post this because the captcha broke.
>>97574262I use it to play Pioneer
>>97574291>PioneerYou mean Standard with no banlist?
>>97574300Sure man
>>97574291>pioneer
>>97574310I'm nta I'm just having a gaff but I imagine Pioneer must be suffering rn.
>>97574230This sounds like he just drank the koolaid.
>>97574291>pioneerWotc made a mistake in creating this format, it doesnt really appeal to anyone and the numbers reflect thatModern is not only cheaper than legacy it also has enough card availability that any competitive player would have no trouble getting the cards while still enjoying a higher power level and a deeper card pool, coupled with modern horizon sets the modern player is well entrenched and has no reason to jump shipWhat wotc needs to learn is to do away with the concept of a "non-rotating format" and accept the idea of closing formats after a decade+ to commemorate periods in mtg's competitive history (and also so that they dont have to constantly one up themselves with powercreep)Modern as it once was back in 2011 truly ended in RNA 2019 and while i understand wotc's reasons for upping the power level they should've just bit the bullet and closed the modern format and created pioneer as the new format that would have a decade+ lifespan>also mtg should also buy the premodern rights from its creator
>>97574352Modern Horizons is why people DON'T want to play Modern and Legacy anymore.
>>97574368I'm not justifying modern horizons, i'm just explaining why any remaining modern players that are ok with horizons would ever jump ship to pioneer, it's not like wotc could sell a pioneer horizons it makes no sense
>>97574368Nah man. 2 years of UB reanimator where people were maindecking macabre because surgical was too slow and the glacial pace of the banlist updates is why people didnt want to play legacy. Right now it's pretty good ngl. Modern? Modern died to me when 8rack died.
>>97574442Legacy's greatest sin is treating brainstorm as an unbannable mascot of the format
>>97574496No? I dont really know why you think that. Legacy's biggest sin is $3k being budget.
>>97574496t. Tamiyo
>>97574536>Legacy's biggest sin is $3k being budget.No that's the RL's mea culpa
>>97574544Burn used to be like $600. But yes, also the RL's fault with the lands. It's why I'll defend Oops.
>>97574352It's more fun than Modern or Legacy as sad as that is
>>97574560Lolno, not remotely, and if you're going to say something that insanely stupid, you have to back it up.
>>97574562Modern has been a fag format for a decade, Legacy has always been for faggots sorry
>>97574571Compared to pioneer? What fun things can you do? You arent doing a very good job of selling your terrible spareparts greasefang format.
>um, anon why are you running 3 game changers in your bracket 3 deck I'm not running any!People need to stop trying to stop trying to retardedly goalpost brackets. It doesn't matter if your "3" isn't running game changers, you're allowed to run 3. It doesn't matter if your game changers are worse than my game changers. It doesn't matter if your game changers are more thematic to your deck. Bracket 3 = 3 game changers, that's it.
>>97574588Sheldon coddled these manbabies for so long that they're having difficulty getting the message to stop poking their casual ass in higher brackets, these are the same people wanting rhystic banned btw
>>97574571Any format with a Bolas card legal in it is a fag format by proxy of Bolas's gayness touching it.
>>97574588This whole "my deck is good, trust me, but if you beat me you're actually the bad one" schtick is getting real old real fast.
Spoilers have barely begun and there are already so many versions of the same characters repeated over and over that i'm just glossing over. Why even bother reading what the 15th Donatello card does when i will never be able to tell which one is which
>>97574588Fuckin YEP>play cyclonic rift>WOOW why are you playing that>play demonic tutor>is this deck bracket 4?>play smothering tithe>you really shouldn't be playing thatWE'RE PLAYING BRACKET THREE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Bracket 2 is worse for mental gymnastics. You can't run a board wipe without someone saying your removal suite is too efficient.
>>97574625Keep telling wotc to collab with ensemble IPs like league of legends/dota/fighting games/gacha games so you have hundreds of legends to work with
>>97574643Just run grixis and say you're a mean evil person running the evil tricolor pairing and they'll go along with it
>>97574588I actually can't bear playing """bracket 3""" anymore because it has proven itself to exclusively comprise of the retards that proved why self-evaluating to a "7" was unworkable. It's the same crybaby shit and it's ALWAYS from someone that's just shit at the game.
>>97574632>>97574660>idiots not looking up easily verifiable info on bracketsEvery day, slowly but surely, i'm starting to believe that mtg players actually dont have phones
>>97571694Maybe if 'western art' wasn't so gay and incestuous they wouldn't lost the cultural landscape to anime not like TCG space is dominated by anime fags anyway
>>97574670Nah they believe they can whine and bully people if they complain enough.
>>97574660B3 really is just the old 7 range. The best thing about the system is having a properly defined "5-6" in B2 while the illiterates continue misinterpreting what B3 is supposed to be.
>>97574698Bracket 2 is full of insane people. The brain damage of making it the "precon bracket" before giving it a more proper definition doomed its existence. If your deck can consistently beat The Wise Mothman precon it's somehow bracket 3? Fuck off.
>>97574709That sounds like a playgroup problem. I'm sorry it's happened to you.
>>97574720West Wales?
>>97574660It is as you say, bracket 3 is currently a crapshoot because it even "officially" covers such a wide range of powers in addition to players largely being wholly unable to judge the powers of their own decks adequately as to make it pretty much worthless.In my experience, bracket 3 is largely composed of two kinds of people: People playing bracket 2 decks with game changers who added them because they think that playing a bracket 2 deck is something to be embarrassed about, and people playing slightly less consistent bracket 4 decks.The first group is the problem here. I've had my extremely casual syr gwyn knights tribal deck called a bracket 4 deck by one of the local dumbasses just because he insists that his shitty upgraded precon is a bracket 3, and because I am able to consistently beat it, my deck must be a bracket 4 deck, when in reality his deck is just a bog standard slightly older precon + some gamechangers with no real synergy combined with him being a shit player.
He looks so cool here bros
make bracket 2 great again
The excuse for swapping to a jitte instead of a sai made sense.
>>97574908basically everything is racist everything is problematic fun is not allowed praise tranny satan
>>97574836Fuck off UBpiggy, I'm not buying.
>>97574921why?
I've actually run into 4 different people who say the deck is bracket 3 and then I count 4+ gamechangers (usually being really cagey about showing their graveyard)
>>97574928bracket 2 or bust
>pauper commander is essentially played at bracket 4+>still won't allow rhystic or remorareally makes u dink
>>97574914That wasn't the reason at all?
>>97574927It's not Magic and I don't like unskippable ads in my games.
>>97574921Then don't? No one asked you to you fucking donut.
>routinely beat bracket 3-4 decks with my bracket 2 decm that has no game changers, minimal interaction, and is generally half assed because almost everyone who plays edh sucks mega ass
>>97574588the entire point of brackets is to angle shoot and try to steal wins.
>>97574963Looks like an official Magic card to me anon
>>97574969sounds to me like a combo deck that only survives by pity and bo1
>>97574965Oh you didn't ask, you just posted about it like every other retard that tries to shill his wares on 4channel
>>97574982You forgot your funko pop jak image bro.
>>97574975You don't have very good eyes then
>>97574836Too bad he fucking sucks.
>>97574978Sounds like you'd be wrong. No infinite combos at all. Perfectly "fair" magic.
>>97574960yes it was
>>97574991I do wear glasses to be fair
>>97575003Ok delusional angry man
Post your face when she gets a set next year
Literally me
>>97575011This is the new "DEY GUNNA UNBAN DOCKSIDE AND CRYPT AND JEWLO AND ZESTY ELF AND-AND..."Shit that is never happening but retards will insist is a guarantee.
>>97574963I can't fucking wait until we actually get Power Rangers.
>>97575020The difference is that when WotC promises they won't do something with UB, that usually means there's 1-2 years before they do it.See: No UB in Standard
>"my deck is a bracket 3!">it's a pile of big creatures + rhystic study or some shit and despite playing blue they aren't running any kind of counterspells whatsoever and they will literally cry if somebody wraths
>>97575001The real important question is whether or not the deck is blue.
>>97575040Technically, but I could easily make a different deck that doesnt use blue at all. Amurrica baby.
>>97574963>>97575022They'd say "A Power Ranger in every pack". Any unadapted Sentai would be stuck in the uncommons. They'd have barely any monsters. Only one Megazord card, with many different full art collectible prints.
>>97575048Now will you share the decklist with us so that we may bask in your deckbuilding wisdom?
>>97575020yes I'm sure hasbro just secured the rights to harry potter last week for absolutely for no reason at all
>>97575011>>97575020Next year? No. 2028 probably. You know it's going to happen because WotC made a statement saying they "currently" had no plans to do it, which is exactly what they said about UB being more than 50% of sets despite knowing that 2026 was actually going to be 4 UB sets and 2 in-universe before Lorwyn got moved from 2025 to 2026
>>97575034>"My deck is a 3!">Shitpile with random Consecrated Sphinx in it>"My deck is also a 3!">Turn 3 The One Ring
>>97575022It is inevitable, yes.
>>97575026>>97575026>>97575087Twomoreweeks
>>97575094Nah, actually 2 more years which is how far in advance WotC plans sets.
>>97575086Yeah. To make toys. Dumb fuck.
>>97575091Wait, did we not get a GI Joe promotional card at one point? Or am I mistaken?
so whats the deal with sais and nun-chucks making posturing sjws get their cages in a twist? the region they come from not really liking being part of japan or something like that?
>>97575069Sure. It's avatar because the person I made it for loves that shit.>https://moxfield.com/decks/zrqb__3vBE62WN5tcenf-w
>>97575124sais are okinawan so it's racist cultural appropriration
>>97575140whats wrong with Okinawa?
>>97575114Not afaik are you thinking of Street Fighter??
>Think by deck rakdos deck is fine>Get dumpstered by blue spellsIs it really worth it to slot in Red Elemental Blast and Pyroblast? Most pods will end up with at least one person playing blue, but is it worth the 2 bricks if they don't?
>>97571316fugg I need this
>>97575125Looks pretty efficient. Lists with 32 lands make me feel uncomfortable though.
>>97571316>>97575184>cardboard: japan
>>97570703This motherfucker is so great. Got him in the 99 of my Breya Artifact.dec, and it never fails to catch people off guard. Turn all my various Thopters, Servos, and Myrs into an army of Karnstructs, and just throw hands.Even have some spicy tech where I can get a token version of Blightsteel, and just make a massive army of them.
>>97575183What is the deck. 9 times out of 10, no matter what the complaint is, if someone says they're not happy with a deck the problem is actually consistency. More draw, more ramp.
>>97575196Not my fault japan makes better cardboard
>>97575184Fuzichoco can't get away from drawing Lysithea for TCGs.
>>97575201I didn't say I was unhappy with the deck. I asked since red and black don't have ways to protect their boards if its worth running red's counterspells to deal with blue spells, mass bounce spells in particular.
>>97575229Yeah you're not listening to me.I don't care what YOU think the problem is, I'm telling you consistency will solve it.Especially if you're crying over mass bounce, a more consistent deck recovers from board wipes quicker.
>>97575064>Any unadapted Sentai would be stuck in the uncommonsThis does sound like the reality of the situation. Sad that.
>>97575290>Just play another mana rock, that will help you recover tempo super hardI see you are an idiot, and this was a waste of time.
>>97575310Yeah go ahead and put words in my mouth than ask what I mean.It's only rakdos, it's not like I would recommend treasure over mana rocks haha. Luckily you can just read minds, so why did you even come here asking for advice in the first place?
>>97575201less ramp, lower cmc gameplan
>>97574963The boys is satanicI don't understand how anyone likes it
>>97575188I've playtested it like 200 times. Mana is absolutely not the issue. Remember, if you make an artifact token, you can tap it with Urza for mana.
What separates b4 and b5? Are people gonna think im a faggot for playing ahit like grim monolith/power artifact in b4?
>>97575386>What separates b4 and b5?How fast you can combo off basically.
>>97575386B4 is anything goes, nobody gives a shit.You will know if you're playing B5. You will never accidentally play B5. You will never accidentally build a B5 list.
>>97575372>satanic>everything I don't like is actually the bad guy from my book of jewish fairytales!!!>what? you're mocking me? then you're also the bad guy from my book of jewish fairytales!!!!I'm gonna blow your mind wide open but there is no singular "satan" in your special book.It's a word that means "accuser" or "adversary" and it is only after the Herbrews took on Zoroastrian influences that the idea of a singular rival to god became part of the religion.
>>97575391>>97575393OK cool. Im autistic and just want to use all of my most broken and expensive cards/combos purely just to turbo out this dickhead. Running efficient high power combos to rush out a less efficient but fun payoff excites me.
>Cards arrive in the mail>Forgot what I was going to cut for them in my deck>Can't make a choice looking at the list.Damn it.
>>97575396Holy shit I didn't realize the euphoric redditors were here
>>97575419Nah just nothing more cringe than adopting a jewish religion that explicitly says that god only spoke to jews for thousands of years and worshipping a book that deifies the origin story of the jews
>>97575417This is why you mark cards in the online deck builder of your choice
>>97575396>>97575434this is a pretty strong reaction to what could reasonably be assumed to have been an uncommon turn of phrase.
>>97575417>update decklist on moxfield>arrive at 101 cards>keep counting everything>all the numbers are correct and my actual deck only adds up to 99>finally scroll up>there was a planeswalker I've since cut that was always just offscreen
>>97575434You could have at least addressed my post instead of sperging out about how you hate things you don't understand
>>97575439>what could reasonably be assumed to have been an uncommon turn of phrase.Scuttle away like the roach you are christcuck>>97575448What was there to address? You posted cringe>erm actually that show is voldemortanic!!!!
>>97575417Me today trying to figure out why I ordered a Courser of Kruphix.
>>97575451>Scuttle away like the roach you are christcuckI'm just sitting here laughing at you scream about jews on the street corner.
>>97575451You really are a moron
>>97575463>I'm just sitting here laughingI'm sure bud.
>>97575396Never thought I'd see some faggot defending the Soys. You realize it's made by Jews right? Anyone can see that
>>97574083Japan is a satanic nation for liking lolishit
>>97575476>I cried about a tv show and you mocked my basis for crying about it therefore youre defending the show!!!!!!!!!Modern discourse everybody.
I'm already tired of this FotM trash.
>>97575517i hate how fucking ugly it is, who thinks this looks good, do they actually look at the card or is it just oo pwetty colours?
>>97575442The folly of men.
>>97574908No it didn't. There was 0 reason to swap an iconic weapon for a character in a memberberries set. All it does is prompt people to ask "Why the fuck did they change this?". The fact that they had to make a post explaining it PROVES it was a retarded change.
>>97575517Looks like a man
>>97574908>erm akshually sweaty the sai has some no-no ultraplusbad connotations so out of respect for the people that invented it we will never put it on a card thus erasing their contribution to history
>>97575559>WOTC corporate HQ is located on PNW native land, and therefore they can't continue to exist and must forfeit all assets
>>97575501You derailed any discourse with your schizo rant lmfao
>>97575588Goalshifting.
Why do they allow furries to make things?
>>97575592No this is WotC trying and failing to get the furry audience. An actual furry wouldn't produce something this half-assed while still being this obvious.
>>97575592God what an eyesore.Fuck ugly frame and even worse art. I've seen higher quality art on DeviantArt
>>97575517I had been grabbing pieces for a Horde of Notions deck just never got around to it before even the Lorwyn announcement but now I just cant bring myself to make it.
>>97575625>>97575623I still blame furries
>>97575590Retard
>>97575592I'd rather have AI art than this.
Anon who bought a Choco bundle yesterday. My slop consumption paid off. Well worth the $110 spent.
>>97575630never forget rainfurrest
>Had a chance to give up a normal reprint without stolen art>Its only a bonusDead set trying to be propped up with chase cards confirmed.
>>97575708I didn't realize it was 110 australian dollars, that's REALLY good.
>>97575637>misinterpret a post because of retarded all-or-nothing tribalism>get pointed out that's what you did>make accusations of derailing the thread instead
>>97575710I deleted my Universes Beyond: Battletoads shitpost too soon
>>97575730>>97575730>>97575730
>>97575720>Repeatedly strawman after your schizo meltdown
