How chaotic is your character? Tell me some stories.
>devote your time and effort giving me something I can't provide myselfNo.
>>97590060Go away neckbeardia.
>>97590060>setting where there is conflict between humans and non-humans, predominantly humans vs elves>players are aware of this, make characters who are indifferent>accept a quest from an elf>involves interrogating an automaton for answers>they jump him outside a bar and take him to an abandoned shack, without the elf who gave them the quest and without informing her>they call the automaton a "freak", implying his subhuman status>automaton reminds them they told him they were hired by an elf, which would be a "freak" too>they argue about which kind of "freak" is worse>they have literally never expressed any prejudice before this>they end up killing the automaton before getting the answers they needed>elf is pissed about this and decides she'll find new people for the quest>fast forward a couple sessions>they find a camp of nonhumans, a little bit outside of a city that recently banned all nonhumans>decide they're gonna murder them because... uhhhh.... because.... WELL THEY JUST HAVE TO, OKAY!?>"Get off our fucking land, you piece of shit!">says the homeless serf who is distinctly not a landowner of any kind>"If you don't come over here, you freaks are honourless!">says the man who lies, cheats, steals, and evades taxes>actual verbatim dialogue, I audio record our games>they kill a handful of nonhumans and another handful get away>they go to the city where the Lord kicked out all the nonhumans>"Hey Lord Chandler we killed some nonhumans out in the forest!" (paraphrased)>picrel is the way Lord Chandler stares at them after>immediately sentences them to exile, says they're lucky he doesn't have them hanged for murder>one PC starts a fight with the Lord's guards and gets executed on the spot>all that for like 200 gp and some mundane weaponsI don't give a shit if they play racist characters, I just wish they would've committed to it or not. At least all of this was when we were retarded teenagers and not grown ass men.
Being anti-gay isn't really chaotic unless you're actively attacking one of those LGBT organizations that are into censoring anything that's too critical of them. Lashing out at randos who don't fit into your religious/political worldview is more lawful evil because it's about hurting people for the sake of enforcing boundaries and structure.
>>97590915Man, of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
>>97591609You've never seen how retarded some playoids can be
>>97591609>>97591950Well luckily there's an easy fix to this, he said he records the games, he could just catbox some of the funnier parts of what he claimed here.
>>97590915>>97591950It will be easy to prove that this happened by posting your audio logs.Though I have to say, it doesn't sound like they "didn't commit to it," picking fights with the Local Lord™ because he disapproved of your fantasy racism seems like a fair degree of commitment.
>>97590060>party consisting of a dwarf (me) water genasi, half elf, and a tiefling>get ourselves into a situation where we're going to fight an ogre>newbie players and low level so not going to go great>get an idea>convince the tiefling to let me oil her up so the ogre cant grab her as easy>fight commences, ogre grapples her>ask her "hey. You're part devil so you're fireproof right?">DM corrects with "fire resistant">ask tiefling if she trusts me>no>well that sucks>use torch to light her and now partially oiled up ogre on fire>proceed to get my ass beat by ogre until party saves me
>>97592131>oiled up tieflingsTypical freakshit coomer
>>97591568>paladin smiting evil is evil because "he hurts people to enforce a worldview"
>>97591609Apathetic party that turns into retarded murderhobs that are hypocritically racist once gold is involved is probably one of the more believable tall tales to come from a table. Cause that’s kind of the default state of about half of them.
>>97592005It's a lot more cringe/annoying than funny to listen back to, honestly.>>97592006>picking fights with the Local Lord™ because he disapproved of your fantasy racism seems like a fair degree of commitmentI would agree, if it weren't for the fact that they had no prejudices against nonhumans before this. That's the issue I have. The first quest they ever took was given to them by an elf who they had no problem with. Even when she told them to fuck off because they screwed up the quest, they didn't make an effort to harm her or anything.>>97594164Y'know the best part? They didn't even know gold was involved. They murdered them just because they wanted to. They did not expect or anticipate any sort of reward for it, except for maybe Lord Chandler's approval.
Setting up our current campaign; basically Dark Souls/Blasphemous. The party is drafted from penitents that need to go do grunt work but they call it a crusade. In the background section there’s a list of possible sins your character has commited to end up there. Murder, stealing, heresy… until I see the last one; tax evasion. I tell the GM that I want to make a retired soldier that blew all his money on whores and forgot to pay his taxes. Turns out, without talking to each other, we all decided we wanted to be tax evaders and the GM was not amused by that. We fun it pretty funny tho
