White Can’t Win edition >Bans (new)https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previous Leon>>97594585
I've been enjoying this manga. The card is $20 but the manga was only $12. Profit??It amazes me how many of these cards I know. I have half of them in my cube.
play pauper
The most powerful creature ever printed.
>no thread questionDelete. Try again.
>>97603409Who fucking cares.
>>97603374So how come nipponnese MTG is straight but western MTG is gay as fucking fuck?
>>97603439>who cares about tradition?Anti-White behavior. Actual irony.
>>97603449Because they don't have sex over there
>>97603449We all know why.
Thread Question: what was the first deck you made that was uniquely yours?I made a blue/black deck back in the early 2000s based around Unnatural Selection and Engineered Plague. The Wall rules also made them inherently have defender so I was able to use Artificial Evolution when that was printed to turn the type Wall into Uncle Istvan. This allowed me to either kill my opponent's guys by changing them into whatever type the Engineered Plagues were set to (or legend in case they made a bunch of tokens), or make it so they couldn't attack me by setting them to Wall. It had basically all of my favorite cards in it, including Masticore, Nightscape Master, Fact or Fiction, and Scalpelexis.
>>97603455The Enlightenment was done by Whites and they disavowed tradition. Our Enlightened /mtg/ has no need for your gay TQs (tranny queefers).
>>97603488meant for >>97603450
>>97603477>what was the first deck you made that was uniquely yours?A mono green deck. I noticed everyone liked playing 60 card multiplayer at my school. This was long before Commander existed. So I just made a green deck that ramps hard then floods the board with big green creatures. It worked out very well. Pic related was one of the many bombs. I would put rancor on it, for some reason nobody had sweepers like wrath of god.
>>97603374It's not too hard to get a hold of the manga if you order online, and some manga places do carry it. The profit's probably there because the manga's abysmally marketed.
>>97603526The pic is my copy. I just got it off Amazon. It was even 25% off.
>>97603449>>97603374>Katsura Ise>Takuma YokotaThe same people who made Onani Master Kurosawa, where a guy jacks off at the girls bathroom
>>97603488Epstein culture war victim.SAD.
>>97603374I'm currently in Japan. Gonna try to grab the last volume for the Wrath of God promo
>>97603664Nice. I'm pre-ordering the next few off Amazon. They're coming out pretty quickly, every few months. Not all the promos are worth much but at this point I just like reading it with the English cards. The fan translations have Japanese cards for the most part.
>>97603477Dimir midrange using Heartless Summoning, Rune Scarred Demon, Phyrexian Metamorph among other things
>>97603672It's still going to be over a year for the final volume so I figured I might as well while I'm here especially because things are so much cheaper in Japan. Plus Wrath is super easy to remember what it does since it's so iconic
>>97603679Get if you can. That artwork is basically going to be reserve listed. It's not like they'd reprint it.
>>97603526It's also a romance manga which isn't that popular among nerds
>>97603689
>>97602838 #I love how there are people with a wide variety of complaints about these sets, and Mark Rosewater has such an easy time singling out the people specifically complaining that there's a tranny on one of the cards to discredit everyone.
>>97603689you are clearly only exposed to a small set of nerds
>>97603722>I love how there are people with a wide variety of complaints about these sets, and Mark Rosewater has such an easy time singling out the people specifically complaining that there's a tranny on one of the cards to discredit everyone.As it would turn out, every single concern that person had was accurate, too.
New Pauper tier list dropped
>>97603738Yeah, but do you understand how Rosewater is using the guy complaining about trannies to deflect from any other criticism about the set?
>>97603722the people obsessed with screaming about transsexuals on social media truly have ruined it for everyone else.their poor mental health makes them easy targets.
>>97603477my first deck was monored burn with 4 raging goblins, 4 lightning bolts and some other burn spell from the mirrodin blockI even had a copy or two of pic related because my child self thought "I need some sort of protection for when I'm not drawing burn"
>>97603735I don't talk to women
>Duel Decks>Orcish Bowmasters (from Ixalan)>vs>Gran-Gran (no relation)do it wotc you fags
>>97603769Everybody gets it, it's an old rhetorical tactic, you find a lone psycho and only address him to make your position seem less outlandish. It's like how when game developers do absolutely stupid shit they find a tweet from some guy saying "Kill yourselves" and go "DEATH THREATS ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE GUYS". It became even easier with the advent of the internet, because you control the visibility of the people who can respond to you but you can pick any nutcase out of a crowd to respond to (especially when you're a large corporation).
>>97603849>orcs from Ixalan
>>97603763but which of these are the easiest to play for a total noob beginner? cause i don't believe you honestly expect me to pick up a Spy deck and know all the brazillion play patterns it can do with depending on the hand you got and which color land the opp played, just because it's technically in S tier?
Has anyone made a good ARG for this game?
>>97604042>ARGJust print some cards out lmao
>>97603989There was never a Lord of the Rings UB. Just Lord that Rang
>>97603763>slivers are D tierJUST
Why is MtG having a Marvel Superheroes set?https://scryfall.com/sets/msc
>>97604034burn is the fastest and easiest deck to pilotwhite weenie and elves too
>>97604084>Why is MtG having a Marvel Superheroes set?>Why
>>97603261>the future of magic!How can anyone even pretend to care at this point?
>>97603672>>97603374Call me sour but the fan translated version is so much better. The localization rewrites parts and bloated the dialogue some to "punch up" the script and it gets a bit tiresome. The fan translation flows better and is more accurate by far.
>>97604084mtg players no longer please hasbro, so they need UB to get more money
>>97604111Nah, I hate having to look up all the cards.
>>97603449For the same reason nips get cool promo and art and the west got shit.MtG is not that popular in japan so they have to please the audience if they want to sell stuff. Meanwhile in the west, people are paypigs so there is no need to put any effort in the product
>>97604148Their target audience in the west are trannies and fags. In the east they target otakus. As long as their target audience isn't straight white men it's allowed by their DEI overlords.
>>97603763based sprat3k enjoyer
>>97603488>whiteschizo was spiritually Blue the entire timeYou can't make this shit up
>dozens of different versions of April>mfw all but one (OG comic April) are the hideous nog version of her
>>97604153But otakus are straight hetero men there (unless you count fujos, but those have completely different tastes and even then they're just into character aesthetics.)
>>97604187They’re asian though so it’s acceptable. Only straight white men are the devil. Everyone else gets a holiday, DEI points when they apply for anything, they count as diversity hires etc. They had majority Asians at US Unis for a while because they’re as smart if not smarter than whites on average but also got DEI points or affirmative action or whatever the fuck the anti-white buzzword if the day is. Final fantasy had no race swapping but I’m convinced that was also because of Squenix keeping them on a tight leash. Meanwhile the current Tolkien estate had Rings of Power happen on their watch. They’re just cashing in as much as possible before it becomes public domain.
>>97604034https://mtgdecks.net/Pauper/mono-red-rally-decklist-by-thebuilder-2817887
>>97604206been avoiding building this after kuldotha rebirth ban because Burning Tree Emissary giving you RG instead of double red means you can't curve into kicked bushwhacker on turn 2
>create two white human tokens>they immediately partake in fiery but peaceful protests
>>97604148>going to Japan in 2 weeksI hope I can get that version to pair with the phyrexian one
>>97604250judging by the art it should make one white token and one black token
>>97603989
At this point is useless to wish UB to failWhat needs to happen is that Rifbound and YGO should boom
>>97604172Absolutely not. Fuck blue and red. I am entirely white heart and soul. JOTC heretics can burn.
>>97604420Except YGO doesn't have commander.
>>97604420Their top three selling sets are all UB. The only question now is how long until UB are the only sets. I’m guessing until they get through everything they’ve already planned. Maybe 2-3 years then they’ll have some bullshit about the MtG story ending and do some asspull final set with all the famous characters coming back for one last hurrah.
>>97603449In the context of the manga, it takes place on the turn of the millenium, between 1999-2001, so it was way before MTG became mainstream and gay.
>>97604454thank god
>>97604466>all the famous characters...black lotus?
>>97604273Anon ... just because there's a white person in the art doesn't mean there has to be a black token ... white people are allowed to be white tokens sometimes.
>>97604478Yes, but this means it cannot easily grow. Probably cannot grow at all much anymore.
>>97604481>Jace>Loot>Avacyn>Sorin>Chandra fully trooned out>Liliana and Chandra full on scissoring>TarmogoyfIdk, just some ideas. I bet Liliana gets a mastectomy next or some shit. Big boobs aren’t allowed anymore because god forbid they cater to the male gaze in a game that’s 95% biological males.
Is there anybody from Canada in this thread?What's a good website to buy from? Or should I just stick with American websites anyway
>>97604497If it’s anything like Australia just use the US stores before the USD recovers.
>>97604497avoid all transactions with Americans until they put down the orange man
>>97604417ok but they're all pirates. bowmasters would look better in another plane such as Tarkir
>>97604420What decks do you play in Riftbound?I have a Teemo deck, but most recently I have been playing the Rumble starter deck, (no modifications, just the starter deck as-is) and it seems strong enough on my Kitchen Table.
>tfw not (un)willingly set up in an arranged marriage with a cyclops orc gf
>>97604536i only play booba decksSo built miss fortune, working on making anri
>>97604510Obsessed lmao
>>97604420I want whoring out to external IPs to bite them in the ass with some legal bullshit preventing reprints and watching half the game become Vintage tier unaffordable with neo Reserv List full of intentional power creep
>>97604581>preventing reprintsits already happening, look at the 40k cards
>>97604549giwtwmthe artist for this drew hentai magazines btw
>>97604679sauce?
>>97604683xxxenophile(it's not good)
>>97604510another 15% just for that anon
>>97604549what would happen if something like this get released nowadays with modern realistic art?
>>97604730Lucky for you we know the answer to that question
>>97604761is imperative for white to have afroamerican people in his cards?
>>97604769Uhm chuddie white cards belong to Afroamericans now, it's white people that's the minority in the white color pie.
>>97604730I'm blanking right now but isn't there a card from the past decade that implies a human on nonhuman romantic relationship? Like some big wolf, or something?
>>97604784This is the one I remember
>>97604823It only feels romantic to you because you're a cat owner.
>>97604730We are not allowed to have sexual references or attractive women for what matters. You can only get trannies, lesbos and shitty n*groids in cards.
>>97604823Blessed friendship story.
>>97604034spy is braindead easy to play
>>97604167Ah that list is from that retard? lmao
>>97604420>riftboundShit is retarded, due to LoR and 2xko (fighting game fiasko) riot printed barely any boosters and every card is expensive as fuck in addition to being impossible to find (for me in e.europe at least, dont think it will change because my country is huge Dota2 whore)
>>97604761lol
>>97604949there is this thing called a printer, you should give it a go
Anything even Monopoly is better than Magic at this point. The new One Piece TCG is doing fairly well.
>>97604784No pussy no work
>>97605138>One Piece TCGlet it be clearwe eat shitbut we still have tastefuck off with this diarrhea
Did anyone see the brain dead secret lair?
>>97604581>Preventing reprintsThey already do this shit. Cavern of Souls, a card printed in fucking 2012, costs more than Forbidden Droplet.
>>97604823>romanticdude got his pet dinosaur back. if that was a dog you would rightly be called a furry for implying it was romantic
>>97605285>Did anyone see the brain dead secret lair?I wish i never did now
>>9760528510 dollars worth of cards for 30 dollars. What a steal.
>>97605292>14 viable archetypeshow does a common-only format rape the premier competitive format (standard)?
>>97605435Commons haven't been pushed enough yet but MH3 gave us a glimpse into the future.
>>97605435Probably because it has 10x the card pool with cards that aren't pushed near as egregiously as some of the rares in standard. But you'd know that if you weren't a literal retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8wCqLOfqeUProve him wrong (you can't)
>>97605396I thought the art for these was awesome I like the mogg and the lands are a cool take.
>>97605292I thought that one anon said faeries were bad because all of its creatures eat shit against Lava Dart or something.
>>97603689>romance manga which isn't that popular among nerdsAnon, incel nerds and femcels are the target markets for those
>>97603763Nice fan fiction
>>97605525Undeniably based. Anons can seethe about trannies all day but Prof is unironically the hero we need.
>>97604761Real >she/her energy there
>>97605573I only hate him because being an alcoholic who makes money playing MtG while building a tranny harem was my idea.
>>97604528Sure. Tarkir works. Fits the army amassing thing. I just want REAL MTG reprints of strong UB cards that have generic enough names for it. If they aren't cowards and hacks they'll even do it with The One Ring. (they won't)
>>97605525>Star Trek will likely be another small setNo, NO, I refuse to believe this
>>97605530It's bad in the sense that it requires 100x the effort of every other deck to perform on equal footing, it also has a poor match up against most of the current t1 and t2 field.
>>97603477I had an Esper control deck in modern around the time death's shadow first hit the scene. It was really funny to beat meta decks with logic knot, esper charm and cryptic commands looped with snappy. Had Sphinx's rev too it was really obnoxious.
>>97603849Why would I want a Bowmasters reprint that card should be banned.
>>97605618WotC doesn't like reprinting strong cards unless it's A: in a just as limited secret lair or B: the card has been power crept and is no longer relevant. They will never acknowledge it because it would catch them heat over anti gambling laws, but they ABSOLUTELY have a vested interest in keeping the secondary market high. They know UB is a functional reserve list and they know it keeps people cracking packs they otherwise wouldn't bother with.
>>97605746It's reasonable for the power level of Legacy.
>>97605770No it shouldn't be and the only reason people think this is because Tamiyo isn't also banned.
>>97605770A card that cockblocks literally every single x/1 from ever being played is never fine, D&T died (except for a few copers that do no results) precisely because of that card.
>>97605811>>97605831Explain why Force of Will is reasonable then.
>>97605853Because it prevents you from getting FTK'd you fucking troglodyte that doesn't mean a 2-drop should mandate Force on its own.
>>97605831anon a D&T deck with 0 reserve list cards won the last big challenge, less than a week ago.why do you retards constantly come on social media to make statements on things you know nothing about
>>97604435>White heart and soul>Mocks traditions in favor of "enlightenment"You're Blue
>>97605889Because there are retards like you who don't even understand what they read, let alone actually having even a minimal clue about statistics.>>97605853Because force of will is card disadvantage that merely stops broken things from happening, it's easy to play around.
>>97605907quite literally the only recent major Legacy tournament was crushed by a Thalia/Stoneforge/Aether Vial D&T deck.and you come on social media crying about how D&T is dead and unviable.do you even follow the format, much less play it?no one will take anything you have to say about it seriously
>>97605888>>97605907Explain how a format where you can get FTK'd if your opening hand doesn't have Force of Will is too low power for Bowmasters.
>>97605945Do your own homework it has been explained over and over.>>97605923>crushedSo you watched the games?Also I'll repeat it since you don't have the IQ to figure it out, there's a reason why D&T went from a t1 deck to bouncing between t2-3, a single tournament doesn't prove anything, the performance needs to be constant because mtg meta has a fuck huge amount of factors to calculate when doing a metagame analysis.The easiest way to do it is to take a timeframe of X and see the performance of the deck based around total picks vs top 8s and wins, repeat this process for all decks and then compare it. But this is also the superficial way to do it, if you wanted to understand why a deck performs bad or well you would need to do a meta analysis of each single card being played in different decks.
How do you store your collection?I'm thinking of putting my expensive stuff into clear perfect fit sleeves inside some white boxes. I don't intend on trading or displaying them, so no need for a binder. Then anything I want to part with goes in a binder for trades sales etc.
>>97606005I accept your concession.
>>97605285I'm trying to get a vendor to send me the fucking bread Sol Ring I ordered.
>>97605905Thread questions are always mocked and ignored anyway. I’m White, you faithless heretic.
>>97606005lol so for you to cry about a deck being "dead" means "it's a tier 2 deck that won the biggest tournament of the year so far"you should probably stop posting on social media, retard; no one will ever value what you have to say.
>>97606007>How do you store your collection?On buylists.
>Sonic: The Hedgehog gets a full UB set>It's main mechanical theme is chili dogs>63 cards in the set feature art of Chili Dogs>Five different legendary named Chili Dog artifact foods
>>97606137But is there a card where Amy fucks a human male
I'm going to be so sad when Duskmourn rotates out of standard and is forgotten...
>>97606007empty bundle boxes
>>97605393what the FUCK are these even based on?
>>97606153But that’s a commander card
>>97606250yo momma
>>97606137>Fortnite gets a full UB set>It's actually one of the most challenging and rewarding sets to draft while being a mechanically amazing set in constructed (because Epic Games designed all of the cards and didn't let WotC blackwash Jonesy)>League of Legends gets a full UB set immediately after>Yuumi is printed at Common and proceeds to ruin every format including Vintage (because Riot designed all the cards)
>>97606153>I'm going to be so sad when Duskmourn rotates out of standard and is forgotten...DSK has done more damage to the game than any set other than IKO.
>>97606099>Traditions are always mocked and ignored anywayBluer than the ocean. Your Whiteness is revoked, if you ever really had any to start with.
Welp, now that TMNT has been dumped into the garbage like it deserves, what's next?
>>97606588Harry Potter 2 - Electric Boogalo
>Mox Pearl + ChangelingHmm, I want to make it work but it seems like it won’t do anything special
>>97604172It's better because he's admitted to actually be a Moslem
>>97606142Go back, dumb furfag.
>>97604730
>>97606603did you mean mox jasper? mox pearl is the white mox, it's banned everywhere and restricted in vintage
>>97606250Seems to be the artist's art style.
>>97606664Yeah Jasper
what killed this game?
Nothing, Magic is more popular than ever.
>>97607016Hasbro corporate meddling
>>97607051>EDH is more popular than everFixed for you frendo, no need to thank me for telling the plain truth.
>>97607016The fact that majority of players are spineless fat balding beta males that got easily pushed by trannies and fat ugly female lesbians that wanted to push their degenerate agenda?Join me in my new hobby: woodworking
>>97607058If EDH is the only thing being played, using Magic cards, it is Magic. Find a way to cope.
>>97607016Greed and spinelessness
>>97607058Okay. I haven’t played EDH in almost a decade. Magic is more popular than ever.
>>97607051>>97607113How's the weather in Nebraska?
why is mtga marketing the ninja turtles set already? didn't lorwyn come out just a couple weeks ago? wtf?
>>97607247Because prerelease for it is apparently this Friday
>>97607247TMNT is coming out next week.
>>97607247We live in Eternal spoiler season anon welcome to current MTG.
>>97607247>why is mtga marketing the ninja turtles set already? didn't lorwyn come out just a couple weeks ago? wtf?
7 sets a year is pure unadulterated madness...but that 4 of those sets are UB goes way beyond that.
i like it :3post fav land/land art
>game is dominated by izzet spells shit and 0 iq G landfallbros I don't feel so good...
12 month cant be even divided properly for 7 sets 3 & 4 (3 sets + shitty core set you could skip) were perfect. I feel like wotc will force 12 sets per year soon.Just imagine, new set released, you get in game, open pack, BAM spoilers start for new set
>>97603763>kiln fiend post gitprobe banHurts my soul. Probably my favorite deck ever.
>>97607345Next year is 6 sets, 3 UB and 3 Magic.
>>97607299the vesuva sld looks sick af as well.
>>97606005You realize that was a tornament tuned to kick the shit out of UB tempo, right? Everyone decided "fuck tempo" game one, because this was a winners tournament, then sided into silver bullets game 2. But those white decks fold instantly to any wrath if people start packing them. The hot take is without tamiyo mystic forge and eldrazi are t1.
>the fat bearded guy from goldfish hates TMNT while the two asians like itI didn't know asians liked tmnt
>>97607434American asians love TMNT because Ninjas, duuuuuh,
>>97607434Well one asian is the owner of Goldfish, so he has at least to pretend.The other is zoomer-coded millennial.
>>97607434the goldfish crew only shits on sets AFTER they came out, they literally have a financial incentive to at least engage with the product before really condemning it
If this new Star Trek show gets in the set I will buy product.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHglCpZwgi4(inb4 buy an add: I won't watch bad shows and but I do watch recaps and this is on topic for mtg now)(also I m making good by sparing anons from looking at gay klingon weeding)
>>97607497Star Trek seems like a show where 75% of its fanbase is 50+. Why did they think that would be a good idea for a UB?
>>97607515Set phasers to fun.
>>97607515Same demographic as TMNT.
>>97607434Crim loves UB because he's a little piggy and a ragebaiter and glazing UB lets him do both at once.Richard has to put on a nice face for the sake of the business, but it's painfully clear that Magic is basically dead to him and he's just a spectator.So that leaves Seth, who's tormented by the dissonance of desperately wanting to believe things can get better somehow while watching things get worse and worse. It's a testament to how fucking bad things are that even Seth's immense copium reserves keep running dry.
>>97607515Weatherlight Saga was inspired by Star Trek so to some extent it's fitting as a tribute. Like, uh, One Piece referencing Dragon Ball, to put it in terms kiddies might understand.
>>>>>MayHow can one simple word kill a design SO HARD?
>>97607299Why is Windgrace on it? Who's the snake person? Is that Wren and Six behind him? I'm confused. I mean I like Windgrace so I'm glad but, like, what's going on here?
>>97607544If that's true, they could have just done a flashback set of Weatherlight Saga ala Brother's War and nobody would have complained.
>>97607542Reminder that Seth was literally minbroken by a simple Beagle card
>>97607554Red mill would have been cool.
>>97607652>Magic is for everyoneExcept for YOU, chud.
>>97607652I have a friend who used to have a kitchen table deck he called mono red mill. It was a Jokulhaups/Elixir of Immortality control deck.
>>97607652The downside of potentially giving them key pieces while sniping their creatures with burn?Fuck yeah, it WOULD have been. One card (maybe with some extra support) could have been the beginning of an entire new archetype, but NO.You can always trust WotC to fuck everything up and be shit.
>>97607515It’s probably a lot cheaper than Star Wars
>>97607652>Magic is for everyone!And that means NOT. YOU.
>>97607515They don't think anything. They had some deals with Paramount so they are just squeezing out all the IPs that Paramount own, which include Avatar, TMNT and Star Trek.
WOTC executives need to start being the targets of mob hits
>>97607693South Park UB 2027???
>>97607715replacing literally every employee at wotc would only change so much.hasbro would still be in the shitter and telling them to make ub as fast as possible
>Kill Kenny>BB>Exile target creature for X turns then return them to the battlefield under their owner’s control>X is 1 plus the amount of copies of Kill Kenny in your graveyard>”You bastard!”
>>97607812Orange Man BadBBBExile target while creature. Search target opponent's library for up to 3 copies of target creature and exile them. White spells your opponents cast cost 1 more for the remainder of the game.
>>97607835Kicker cut your penis off; if you paid the kicker cost you may change your pronouns for the rest of the game
>>97607554If they were worried about power level I could see it at 1RR or 3R without the you may and be perfectly fine.
>>97607640>Seth's mental state
>>97607858MisgenderBBTarget creature gets -42/-42 until end of turn.
Favorite artifacts to copy?
>>97607951Personally, any of the new pizza cards.
>>97607951>Favorite artifacts to copy?The Pizzas. Nothing better than a nice, cheesy 'zza.
>>97607542I imagine Richard actually likes it. He's very open about things when he thinks they're shit. Probably some form of nostalgia there, or he has hit pure nihilism about it and just finds it funny what has happened to this game.
>>97607515MTG is a boomer game.kids can't even draft because they're scared the boomers are going to punk them out of their entry fee.
>>97608007Every time I draft it seems like everyone is late 20s to mid 30s. More like a millennial game if you ask me.
>>97607016Me.
I like this card a lot because it is a fox and it has cute paws.
Pizzas are ok but when Hamburguers? Or Chicken tendies? How we will expand our playerbase if we cant reach a whole spectrum of people?
Did scryfall get the toitles cards yet
I still haven’t talked to a single person who is looking forward to this set. Are they going to pay all the shills to buy up the mountains of product that nobody wants so they can say the set is a success?
>>97608085TMNT has Ink-Eyes tier foxes.
>>97608127they will ask you about stremears that bad mouth about this set in the next survey so they cant hunt them so all content creators will talk good shit about this garbage, specially arenababies.
>>97608122They did, yes. The entire set, the reprints, and the commander stuff
>>97608085>>97608128Fuck off, furfag tourist.
>>97608127my lgs is trying to lure in people with "every prerelease participant gets 2 free packs"lmao
Everyone that badmouths the turtle set will be shot on stream, as per WotC's updated guidelines
>>97608232>Everyone that badmouths the turtle set will be shot on stream, as per WotC's updated guidelinesYes, but only after the firing squad eats all my gards.It's the law.
>>97605525You guys told me that this guy was a faggot because he hired trannies, but he seems like he cares more about the actual game than any other content creator.
>>97608232
>>97608259Your mistake was thinking poltourists had principles or even played the game.
>>97608259Prof is a coin flip between being extremely reasonable and "don't ick someone else's yum".
>>97608259To 4chan even associating with trannies is a mortal sin and makes someone an unforgivable wokester. The professor genuinely cares about the game and can see how much it is suffering. It breaks his heart. But he is also a paid WoTC shill, not in money but in access. He can only criticise so much or else he will lose his ability to cover things easily etc. Also I have it on good authority he fucked that tranny. I wish he'd just come out and say he's gay that would be more honest.
>>97608259He stills advocates for desexing cards and hates Garruk for hurting Lilian. Black & white thinking isn't going to save the game.
>>97608369>But he is also a paid WoTC shill, not in money but in access. He can only criticise so much or else he will lose his ability to cover things easily etc.Wasn't he the guy who they notably didn't give previews to for ages because he regularly criticized them? It was real noticeable because there were tons of other smaller personalities who got stuff and he didn't get a single one. Did something change?
>>97608392It's a warning shot. They will ban him from everything soon if he keeps complaining.
>>97608369>To 4chan even associating with trannies is a mortal sinYou're retarded newfag. 4chan created fucking linetrap by itself launching hisher porn career.
>>97608259He keeps buying that shit despite talking against it. Same with secret lairs. Actions speak louder than words
Prof is fucking shill>bitch about mtg dying>dont leave it>keep pumping out 0 production 10min videos 2 times per week about mtgWhoever thinks he is "our guy" is degenerate. NEWSFLASH btw, magicAids is also not our guy.
I'll say it: this set is a 10/10 masterpiece and one of if not the greatest magic sets ever made.
>>97608441>loved the game>constantly bitches about wotc>keeps talking about it instead of moving onHe is literally one of us. He could be here right now.
>>97608443I played only draft (reinstalled arena recently) but i have to say its probably most skill heavy draft in arena on my memory. I would gladly play it if it wasnt for Lorwyn art (i agree that drawings are hard and take skill, but i just find it ugly as sin)
>>97608411I’ve been here over a decade. Traps were always a retarded meme for fags in the closet.
I hate the turtles and I hate ub and I hate wizards because they just want money and I'm in my 30's and I hate that too.
>be me>check thread after ~2 years>this>check market>everything that matters has at least tripleduhhhh huh
>>97608441Nowadays he just gives lukewarm takes that redditors can then nod their heads to while also doing the opposite that he is preaching. It kinda loses all meaning to complain how something is bad when you then proceed to do videos of you opening that product.His content is also completely scripted these days, there are a few videos where he doesn't have a script for a portion and he can't even articulate his thoughts properly. He used to do useful videos where he properly tested mtg accessories and gave honest reviews of them, now his content is just making the same safe videos over and over again. And even thought PleasantKenobi is a complete faggot, at least the podcast format they used to do was pretty nice to listen to because they actually talked about the game and had to elaborate on their opinions instead of reading them straight from a script.
>>97608454>its probably most skill heavy draft in arena on my memoryIs this bait? it's basically four playable tribes and everything else is meh. And elves/kithkin are way better than the other two as well. I guess in terms of actual piloting it's fine, but the drafting portion is pretty bad.
>>97608479Yeah he should just stop making videos for money. That would show wizards.
>>97606585Stay mad, I’m mono white like the sun
>>97608483I mean he can follow the gravy train, but then he shouldn't expect his opinions to be taken seriously. And he is the biggest mtg content creator right now, so him boycotting a set could actually send a good message for once if he had any integrity left. But he'll just continue making the same videos over and over again while occasionally making videos of how something sucks, then proceeding to buy said product to open on it camera.
>>97608500He is exempt from being a hypocrite because he needs to make money. Please understand, these are hard times.
>>97608171>furfag tourist.MTG is a game by furries for furries
>>97604145huh. I didn't think there was anyone who didn't already know all of the cards in that manga.
How is this 54% GIHWR?Just got completely blown out by one card on a board where I had him completely dead.Ok it's a 4 mana fog if you don't have a board, but the upside is straight up win a game if you have a few creatures on the board????
>>97608512Furfag tourist who started his gimmick a few years ago at most is trying to play oldfag, how unexpected. But you still have to kill yourself.
>>97608558>sorcery speedstill less oppressive than settle
Real Magic
>>97608562
playpremodern
>>97608592This. But also unban Entomb in it.
Embrace tradition.Come back to Premodern, /tg/.Come back home.
I'm considering putting together a cube for my bros as they mostly like drafting and casual commander between board game and ttrpg kicks. I'm glancing over some guides now but my biggest question is should it be designed with "rarity slots" in mind regardless of printed rarity? Like when we draft it and make the packs is is just completely random cards or is everyone getting a card from the "rare" stack, 3 from the "uncommon" stack and the rest from the "common" stack?
>>97608597why entomb is banned?
>>97608616bro it's cube you can do whatever you want
>>97607554Every goddamn wheel is a may for opponents now and it fucking sucks.
>>97608623Too strong for the format.Also reminder that cards like Survival of the Fittest and Oath of Druids are legal in that format.
>>97608623Turn 1 Akroma too stronk
>Control decks are playing Screaming Nemesisjust kill this fucking game already
>>97608642Just Swords to Plowshares it, lol.
>>97608625Yeah but what do people generally prefer?
>>97608647B-b-b-but what will the poor sligh players do about it? Do you really expect the Stiflenought bros to Foil it turn 1?
>>97608679Sligh players get pretty fucked, no way around it. Stiflenought nerds can still daze, foil and even chain of vapor it easily.
>>97608495You brew no White decksYou enjoy no White cardsYou respect no White traditionsYou are what you labeled others: fake White
>>97608443they only made half the archetypes viable though. compare to bloomburrow where at least they tried to equally support all 10 color pairs with a creature type
>>97608705Maybe these retards should stop shoehorning every two color pair into every set or bring back blocks or even the 2 set blocks like sensible faggots.
you could tell the lorwyn season was gonna be short cause it only had 40 levels on the mastery.
>>97608701Your slander and heresy mean nothing to me, JOTC shill
>>97608679>what will the poor sligh players do about it?Win?If opponent turn 01 is Ritual + Entomb +Reanimate they start at 12 life and dies to two bolts + fireblast.Unless they exhume.
>>97608731The kike larper shrieks in pain when confronted with the truth. You've revealed yourself in front of everyone. Return to MaRo's lap now.
>>97608736>start at 12 life and dies to two bolts + fireblastthat's 10 total dmg, anon
>>97608562Furries run this shit newbab
>>97608754You could at least post something classic like Mirri
>>97608592>>97608606Go shill somewhere else, buy an ad
>>97608463>over a decade.So you're an election tourist?
wow this game fucking sucks. I came back because >standard is the best its been in a long time!and its nothing but izzet solitaire and green "remove literally every single card I play every single turn of the game or lose on the spot" landfall
>>97608784I came to 4chan in 2005 before /tg/ even existed
>>97608795>standard is the best its been in a long time!Please refer to the chart.
>>97608763But does mirri have sexy booba fanart? This could be checkmate, you know.
>>97608795>standard is the best its been in a long time!Whoever said this is either a literal shill or a very, very bad friend.
>>97608795>standard is the best its been in a long time!lollmaoit's funny because it's trueit's true because it's slightly less of a completely fucking ungodly horrible abomination than it has been for the past decade.standard is the best it's been in a long ass time and it's still the worst standard has ever been lmao
>>97608795what do they call itvariance?basically the mtg term for "you can't win them all
>>97608838>standard is the best it's been in a long ass time and it's still the worst standard has ever been lmaoThis statement makes zero sense and somehow it still makes sense.
>>97608649Oops all commons
>>97608795I think if they banned Badgermole Cub, Monument, Superior Spider Man and Icetill Explorer standard would be decent.
>>97608862>I think if they banned Badgermole Cub, Monument, Superior Spider Man and Icetill Explorer standard would be decent.Yeah sure "Kaito: The Format" sure sounds great.
>>97608620If magic's truly turning to free-for-all casual format then I have no idea what's the point of hanging everybody on competitive game prices
>>97608867Forgot about Kaito. Ban him too. Also forgot about the shitty Airbend infinite combo out of nowhere deck. Ban something from that too.
>>97608873>Forgot about Kaito. Ban him too. Also forgot about the shitty Airbend infinite combo out of nowhere deck. Ban something from that too.Cool, now you're left with Izzet Lessons being 95% of the format. It's still 100% functional without Monument, mate.
>>97608879No it isn't. There's no win con if you get rid of Monument. You can try to loop Stormchaser's Talent but that almost never works.
>>97608901>No it isn't. There's no win con if you get rid of Monument.A) Hitting people in the face with 6/6 otters is a very good wincon.B) Pic.
>>97608910So play creature removal and play around Quench, which is usually their only counterspell. It's not that hard. It's much harder to Monument.
bros premodern is boring as hell.
>>97608928>So play creature removal and play around Quench, which is usually their only counterspell. It's not that hard. It's much harder to Monument.>"Gro just go 3 cards down in card advantage against a deck with Ancestral Recall!"How do people get this stupid?
>>97608901>No it isn't. There's no win con if you get rid of Monument.>4/6 fliers and infinite prowess tokens isn't a wincon.This is your brain on nuMagic.
>>97608945git gud
Can I make a deck with just Final Fantasy cards? I don't care about MTG but I love Final Fantasy and want to play with a deck based on that property for a while
>>97608951The problem with lessons is that Monument provides an easy way to drain you for 6 damage in a turn cycle, 12 if they have two, while also drawing you cards and making you treasures. The deck is good, but not oppressively good if they don't have Monument. It's easy to remove creatures, much harder to remove artifacts.
>>97608945>new demoralising post just dropped!/edhg/ might be more your speed, elk.
>>97608800>>97608830>>97608838>>97608862the insane thing is even if they had rotated everything older than foundations the game wouldn't even change right now. all the top tier decks just use the broken shit from 2025.why even have a rotation if you're going to power creep the new sets so hard the old sets are literally useless
>>97608967yes
>>97608981
>>97608969>The problem with lessons is that Monument provides an easy way to drain you for 6Right. Not Ancestral Recall being in Standard. It's the slow ass 3-mana artifact that is the problem. Of course.
>>97608990>Draining you for 6 damage per turn cycle while also drawing you two cards and making you two treasures isn't a problemOkay, retard. They're not going to win the game drawing three cards if all they draw is a 4/6 Flyer as long as you've got removal.
>>97608999>Okay, retard. They're not going to win the game drawing three cards if all they draw is a 4/6 Flyer as long as you've got removal.How is it even possible for one person to be so stupid?
>>97609009Explain how they win the game if you kill their flyer if the don't have Monument.
>>97609017>Explain how they win the game if you kill their flyer if the don't have Monument.Said flier drew me four cards and I kill you with them.
>>97608989I mean, if you want to do commander; get the Warrior of Light (Jodah reprint) and use everything from the set or get a commander deckFor the other game modes, just go with your gut
>>97609021Cool, you drew a 1/2, a shock that can only hit creatures, a quench, and a sorcery speed roast. How do you kill me with those cards? Oh wait, you can't.
>>97609034>Cool, you drew a 1/2, a shock that can only hit creatures, a quench, and a sorcery speed roast. How do you kill me with those cards? Oh wait, you can't.Even in your magical Christmas land where the deck capable of drawing its entire library reliably runs out of gas, I am still +4 card advantage (from ONE card) which is an extremely easy foundation to grind to a win from.If you drop Monument, you're also dropping Talent, which is eight slots to swap out for other perfectly efficient wincons, Captain Retard. Losing Monument doesn't mean the declkist just goes down to 56 cards and continues to play without swapping to another core piece.
Anyone excited for Return to Arcavios?
>>97609046There is no fucking point of playing the entire Lessons package if you take Monument and Talent. You'd be playing an entirely different deck at that point, because the deck is built around Monument.
>>97609055>There is no fucking point of playing the entire Lessons package if you take Monument and Talent.
>>97609060What is your Arena username. I will play a Lessons deck without them and you'll see how fucking bad the deck is.
>>97609066>I will play a Lessons deck without them and you'll see how fucking bad the deck is.Anon, it was fucking ASS RAVAGING Standard prior to the Monument innovation.
>>97608967Mono Green LandfallSazh's ChocoboChocobo KickGhysahl GreenRide the ShoopufSidequest: Raise a ChocoboTifa LockhartPrishe's WanderingsTraveling ChocoboBartz and Boko
>>97609068Because it had two busted ass win cons in Cutter and Vivi, both of which are banned. And those decks weren't playing the fucking lessons package like you're claiming would still be good. Now, are you going to be a little bitch or not?
>>97609075>Because it had two busted ass win cons in Cutter and Vivi, both of which are banned.The Lessons deck.Had Cutter.The deck with Lessons from the Avatar set...had cards banned before the Avatar set came out...Yes, of course.
>>97603477Back in Time Spiral standard, I had one fuckwit that only played Pickles (Brine Elemental tapdown combo) and brewed a deck specifically to troll him. The very first time I played it against him, I got him to return to monke. Objective complete, even if I did loose that game.
>>97609082>The very first time I played it against him, I got him to return to monke. Objective complete, even if I did loose that game.I didn't have quite the same experience. I just sideboarded against Pickles heavily, but still.Realizing that all I have are these dumbass sideboard bricks and I still have a 5/4 to deal with after stopping the combo was fun. Good times.
>>97609079You claimed that Izzet was still assraping standard before Monument. Those were the decks that were doing it. Lessons was not.
>>97609096>You claimed that Izzet was still assraping standard before Monument.No I didn't. You can't read.
>>97609099>Anon, it was fucking ASS RAVAGING Standard prior to the Monument innovationin response to>I will play a Lessons deck without them and you'll see how fucking bad the deck is.
>>97609109Yes, we are talking about Lessons, not Izzet.Please explain how your retarded ass mistook a part of a set for the whole set.
>>97609115Are you going to give me your username or are we going to keep arguing in circles?
>>97609119Why would you think I have an account on the retard paypiggy platform?
>>97609123Because you do. But this isn't going to go anywhere, so have a good night/day anon.
>>97609130>Because you do.
