Not Quite Autism Edition But Pretty Close, edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous Thread:>>97625182>Thread questionDesign a new unit for an army you don't play.
Nucrons are spiritually reddit
>>97627988Astartes with more animalistic helmets that reflects their chapter chosen heraldry>But that's not a unit thats just looksyeah...shut up. We'll call them chapter guards or something who are ceremonial but also the best ever and since they're not technically battleline they don't count towards the 1l limit. I want dragon helms like pic related and eagle helms
>>97627988Tau shadowsword equivalent, take a hammerhead hull but bigger, mount stormsurge cannon centerline, add 4 hammerhead engines at corners, add turrets and drones to taste and skyray missile rack in the back
>>97627988/grog/ is down, post oldhammer.
>>97627988>TQInfested Terran but 4pk. Space Marine Infested with, mutated by and controlled via a Tyranid virus/parasite. Ultra elite, heavy infantry that comes in 3 man units. Live for the Swarm, assholes.
We're so fucking back
>>97628121Kino
>>97628121That's not a new concept
>>97626171This is such a trash writting
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>>97628247moloch is simply the undisputed greatest fleet
>>97628232>>97628239Show me the fucking model and unit then, cunt. You can't, so it still fits the TQ but you just wanted your (P)reddit "catcha" moment. Fuck you.
>>97627999the necron voice acting in battlefleet gothic 2 eternally made them fucking lame in my eyes.
>>97628032thats gay
>>97628272The Cryptek was good, the rest sucked. The majority of va in BFG2 sucked ass tbhon
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>>97628277Especially the girl doing the narration and faction intros. Girl can't act at all and also mispronounces Lupercal and a ton of other shit.
>>97628277No they're great. Especially the beep boop mechanicus.>>97628281Dumb nigger
>>97628261I think the spirit of the TQ is to come up with something that hasn’t been done in 40K before and is unique. If I’m going by something OOP, then I can think some up. >>97627988>TQ Ork bike/tank hybrid with a machine gun in the back.Squad of votann who were born and raised in the Imperium and are equipped similar to a standard guardsman. Emperors Children dreadnought with noise marine sonic weapons.
>>97628287Cease, mutant.
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>>97628032Wasn't that the wolf head Space wolf armour upgrade, and everyone hated those?
>>97628359even the shoulderpads look crappy
>>97628308>I think the spirit of the TQ is to come up with something that hasn’t been done in 40K before and is unique. If I’m going by something OOP, then I can think some up>make a unit :)>here>NOOOOO >:( NOT LIKE THATMount my cock, sperg.
>>97628359The problem with these is they looked silly and the whole fucking pack was wolf heads. If they kept it down to like 1 for the leader and 1 extra, and it not looking silly, then it wouldn't have been the shitshow that it wasAlso the bare heads looks so fucking gay
>>97628371This. Captain and above level only.
>>97628375But copy paste machine go brrrrr
>>97628261>>97628364It says to design a NEW unit, and you designed one that’s old enough to drink. Simple as.
>>97627988Hello everyone.It's once again time for the collage anchor posts.This month's theme was big gunz and was left to your own interpretation.Here is the link to the next votehttps://strawpoll.com/ajnE1d2JNnW
>>97627988>>Thread question>Design a new unit for an army you don't play.knight houses' royal chassisthe "king" build option is a slow pseudopsyker that uses his enhanced connection with the knight's throne, and crown of relays and antennae, to coordinate the other knights onto war or disrupt enemy machines, monsters and psykers. it crawls forward on either treads or crab legs that mimic a noble robethe "queen" build option instead uses the pseudopsychic connection with the knight's throne to enhance its own combat capabilities, funneling that power into either a force mace, a cannon, a shield or a teleport array (the crown), never all of them at once though
>>97628353tf are you on about retard
>>97628032Dogshit idea>>97628359Yes, and thank fuck GW listened and binned those shits nigh instantly.
>>97628388I did not design an old one, as it never existed in game. It only existed in lore, now MOUNT MY COCK AND RIDE YOURSELF BLOODY, FUCKFACE
>that photoshopped dreadnought
>>97628460>as it never existed in gameThey did
I don't know guys, these cultists of the emperor's forearm are weird and the function's punch tasted funny
>>97628460>as it never existed in game?
>Trazyn is...le bad
>>97628394Here's me big gun, boss.
>>97628483Orikan is better
Luv Eldar.Simple as.
>>97628494She needs bigger breasts
>>97627988>TQA generic Ynnari speaker of YnneadA generic Corsair PrinceA generic Eldar Ranger captain
>>97628461I love sisters so much
>>97628494She looks like she fucks kroot hounds
>https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/uvhbkjz6/first-look-at-the-datasheet-for-the-new-tyranid-prime-with-lash-whip/
>>97628578>no extra attacks on his melee weaponsOH NO NO NO NO
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
>>97628590hopefully there's less of all of that in 11th.
>>97628443Nah, they're all the horsy because they're all knights.
>>97628578>bring back USRs>never actually use them>use more text than a fuckin yugioh card to describe a surge move
>>97628443>>97628614Wait are they supposed to resemble horses? They look more like crabs to me.
>>97628617No anon, the knight is a horse and the horse is a knight, duuh.
>>97628617There's conversions for that.
>>97628613just bring back the attacks characteristic and you divide your attacks by what melee weapons you wanna use4 attacks total, 3 on weapon X, 1 on weapon Y
>>97628617>Wait are they supposed to resemble horses?no
>>97628627Doing this would mean some weapons are better than others.For example in a Sword Brethren squad, they can have power swords or chainswords. Why have chainswords? Because they have an extra attack with it compared to the power sword.Obviously this stems from equipment not having a cost, so a power sword cannot be a strict upgrade to chainswords.I still equip everyone with power swords anyway.
>>97628590It's a 60-70pt generic character for gaunts and warriors man, what did you fucking expect?
>>97628578I think it's hilarious that he's got a 10" move. I know that it's so he can keep up with hormas, but regular warriors move fucking 6". He's *okay* at fighting, but no invuln means he's not gonna be actually dueling any other characters. I guess he's a better leader for warriors in the dedicated warrior detachment (lmao) than the winged prime, though the winged prime is still much better in vanguard onslaught and actually has a real role there, while this guy is literally just an enhancement caddy for warriors if they need one.
Notice how people are shitting and screaming over 4th edition rules to be integrated in warhammer but there isn’t a single 4th edition list builder out there. >paper and pen Nigga the only penis I’m touching is yours.
>>97628615They probably didn't intend for certain rules to be USRs at the start of the edition, but over time got lazy or uninspired and just kept re-using certain ones, like surge moves, so they're basically USRs except in name now. Would not surprise me at all if in 11th Surge is just a USR like Deep Strike or Infiltrate. Also hope run+charge and similar becomes one.
>>97628649Its almost there was a reason why each individual weapon had a point cost.And why you can't make weapons have a universal point cost.A weapon that gives +1A and nothing else will be very different on a model that has movement, Toughness, Strength, Attacks and Save to use it or in a unit that has volumen of models to compensate it for it.Same thing with a Lascannon hitting on a 2+ or hitting on a 5+. While one is on a Platform that is T9 W4 Sv3+ vs T3 W1 Sv5+Units having fixed point cost for the all the baked weapons and gear is extremely retarded from a design and game perspective
>>97628690Newrecruit exist anon
>>97628690Yeah, because it's easier to bring the river to the horse than the horse to the river when it comes to the braindead average 40k player.And any and all people who can, want or do play an older edition with like-minded people know how to read a book and write notes by hand.
>>97628699I really hope they do it for sticky objectives/obsec. There's a lot of datasheet bloat that needs to be trimmed honestly.Not every unit needs a fucking ability I'm so sick of it. It's too much shit to remember for fuck's sake this isn't shrimple it's annoying as fuck
>>97628705It only has third on there last I chcekced.
>>97628578>Warrior prime>Better at leading hormagaunts I will burn this company to the ground
>>976287194th is just 3.5There is a reason why people avoid 4th edition codex, or just use a selection of them, because some where made with 5th in mind and 5th was the begging of the end for 40k.Best way to play 4th is with 3rd edition army rules. You could use some 4th army rules, but you must have in mind that the closer the codex was release to 5th the worst the experience will be.
>>97628722whipping the gaunts forward is a better image than whipping the warriors forward
>>97628718It's the definition of shrimple, Anon
If you could pick two abilities that become universal special rules and are just a keyword that always works the same way, which two would you pick?Hard mode: No sticky objectives
>>97628578Truly one of the datasheets of all time
>>97628759All of them. There's not a single reason for abilities not to share names when they so the same thing
>>97628578>Tau, Marines , and Chaos get great rules. >Nids get another kinda shit HQ.
>>97628193Awoo!
>>97628772Nidfags flew too close to the sun (read: had good rules) last edition and are now being dragged back to their usual levels of suffering
>>97628254Who was Molech tho
>>97628784I should’ve known better to have hope for anything this edition. At least most of the models look decent
>>97628772Are the Eldar and Votann stuff just kind of mid, then?
>>97628458And people say our seething has no point!
>>97628772We're done with 10th nigga we waiting for 11th index rules nigga it's nothing to cry about nigga
Holy shit guys I just figured out what happened to the missing Primarchs, or at least one of them. It came to me in a dream last night and it makes the most perfect sense.What could possibly justify completely erasing a primarch from all memory and history when even the traitorous chaos primarchs weren't given that punishment?It's the Emperor. At some point the true Emperor was replaced by one of his sons, who maybe had some kind of power to assume a person's identity or something, and then erased all traces of his father's existence so everyone thinks he was his father all along.
>>97628792Gay, bring Sensei back
>>97628784I think all the big bad armies of 9th got a conscious effort to keep them sub-50% winrate for the majority of the edition in 10th.Drukhari, AdMech, Tyranids, Chaos Demons, Votann, Orks. None of them had anything super good for more than like one dataslate and the few that were got nerfed fast.
>>97628789I forgot the Vottan guy was even previewed. Looks ok, still gets absolutely folded by Titus though
>>97628791How will they shrimplify the game this time?
>>97628792And the star child is the other missing Primarch who is going to do it again and end the Age of Malibron on the throne.
>>97628792nah, that's gay, you're dumb
>>9762879111th is just going to be 10.5 and strip out even more shit. Comp players are begging for the removal of invuls rn
>>97628792take your marvelslop superhero faggotry to /hhg/, faggot
>>97628799There's a force org, but it will only effect morale tests (which has once again been reworked)
>>97628799All points costs are divisible by 5 so they'll just do that and reduce a 2000 point game down to a 400 point game.Then they will start pushing 200 point matches as the new standard game mode with 400 points as an optional large game mode.This will overnight reduce the cost of entry into the game by 50%.
>>97628784Everything fun GSC has, it gets nerfed to the ground because tournamentfags refuse to adapt.
Imperial Fist primaris intercessors
>>97628798>Looks oklol lmao even
>>97628820...but why?
>>97628806>We at GW have heard your cries to remove invulnerable saves and rerolls, and while we won't say we have completely gotten rid of them, there will be significantly less in 11th edition!>Anyways here's your space marine preview, their army rule is "only the greatest" and once per turn can give your entire army a 4++ and full rerolls to hit and wound>This may seem powerful, but fear not for the orks WAAAAAHGH! is no slouch, either!>Once per game you can call the WAAAAAAGH! to get +1 to charge and change your leadership characteristic to 5+
>>97628821Sure looks like a shirtless dwarf. Definitely not my thing, I like Necro squats better
>>97628823It's what happens when ritualposters don't get banned for shitposting. Lazy fuckers want to get in on it too.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97628831Helions not included
Imagine if votann weren't gay fucking dwarves and were an actually cool alien race instead.
>>97628831Inshallah it comes soon those faggots at gw cancelled my maelstrom order.
>>97628833They’d be fine if they weren’t tip-toeing around them being RT squats. GW either needed to commit or making them full fantasy dwarves in space and did neither.
>>97628833I hate midges. I even read their book (you must know your enemy to defeat them) and it was utter trash. robosexual/asexual midges doing nothing of interest. the interaction with the tech priest was so retarded. All kin should be gassed.
I was traveling, so I missed the discussion about the Sister animation over at Warhammer+.People were butthurt over an Ork shiving a battle sister through her power armour.Is a valid thing to be angry about.
>>97628821It's good when votann have craggy skin
>>97628819GSC codexes between 7th and 9th were magical things, you couldn't go two steps without tripping over another way to completely shatter the game My favorite (besides the psychic bomb) was the golden deagle kelermorph unloading like 10 s6 ap2 d2 precision shots into a unit before moving into a rock grinder and throwing a bunch of demo charges
>>97628843nobody actually cares about that animation actually
>>97628850Why? Sexism?
>>97628843Space marines get shived and bludgeoned by Chaos cultists who are a lot weaker than Orcs several times. Who cares
>>97628851casual, yeah
>>97628848Kelermorph having the potencial to delete 6 Terminators a turn was pure sex. Slaanesh could only dream the amount of pleasure that thing give.Mining weapons hitting without penalties was also a fun trick. I recall a Drill dealing 6 mortal wound to chaos lord. 10k years of coping and seething just to get killed by a fucker with a drill from work.
>>97628833I long for a human non-imperial faction. I cannot take dwarves seriously. Guess I can pretend Tau are just high tech humans idk
>>97628232>40k did headcrabs before ValveHuh. Neat.
>>97628700I am not saying you are wrong, in fact you are perfectly correct, but GW has always been too retarded to actually take advantage of different weapons having different costs. I don't remember a single edition where Warriors didn't have shit like >weapon- 5 points>Vastly superior weapon - 4 points>Shitty weapon - 20 points
awoo, wolfbroscan't wait for more SW content
>>97628876What is the Night Lords' problem?
>>97628877Hot take, looks better than this creature
>>97628578Why’d they kill the lashwhip & bonesword combo?
>>97628876Lmao this. I like that they made chainswords and power weapons equivalents (kills hordes vs kills armored), instead of chainswords being shitty stuff you only take because you couldn't afford actual power weapons.But I feel not all weapons can be balanced like that. See plasma pistols vs bolt pistols.Maybe there would be balance if the "Safe" profile still caused Gets Hot. As if there were safe plasma weapons. What are you, Tau?There is normal and there is Overcharge. One blows you up, the other one blows you up a lot. Want safe, take bolt ammo.
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>>97628891as long as it's Primaris and SW, i'm in
>>97628884Sorry, the Night Lords warband is called the Skin Twix?
A small number of Chaos Marines beat the shit out of Yriel and his Corsairs and sent them reteating.Justify this, guys.
>>97628884Autism
>>97628904lmao
>>97628910LMAO
finally finished this stormhawk....it took quite a while but im happy with how it turned out !
>>97628877Get back to work, dogfucker
>>97628904Well this shit was certainly an...interesting read.
>>97628910>justify thisany GW story these days ends in a pyrrhic victory at best because it's the only way GW can come up with to make things feel grim dark.
>>97628876There are also strange was hell situations like the old Witch Hunter codex.Dominion Squad and Regular Battle Sisters squads are the same unit stat wise and rule wise.The only difference is that Dominions must take a transport, can be taken in 5 instead of 10 like sob and the dominions can take 4 special weapons vs the 2 of the battle sisters.For some fucking reason Dominion Special weapon cost way more than regular Battle sisters.The only explanation I have is that since Retribution lost their heavy flamer and only battle sister can take it, GW solution for the multiple special weapon was to make it more expensive.
>>97628910They’ve been waiting to drop the lorehammer on corsairs (Eldar) since the lore blurb about Yriel tricking the Huron into jumping half his fleet into a star’s core.
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Decal sloppy every game with space yiff wiill floppy
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>>97628931this makes me sad :(
>>97628910I thought they were more or less on equal terms? Eldar are frail but hard to catch, marines aren't, but they're hard to kill and deadly even when wounded
>>97628936You see, Eldar have one of their few lore wins over Red Corsairs so they have to snatch that away from them via ritual humiliation.
>>97628897Plasma having the safe option kind of fucks up their balance. When characters had a single wound and bigger ones had at best 3 wounds. Plasma pistol could fuck you up if you kept shooting them all day every day. There was a reason to not take a plasma pistol and just use a bolt pistol for the extra attacks or forget the extra attack and go for a combi weapon or storm bolter.So the Tau version having less Strength made sense. Specially vs vehicle that 6 vs 7 could be the difference between a Pen and glance.
>>97628910>Justify this, guys.A perfect piece for shitposting and jest on Eldarfags.>Yriel alon matched them in battle
>>97628936That is generally between a common marine and an Aspect Warrior.
>>97628823I like Imperial Fist primaris intercessors
>>97628918>being this much of an oppressorpost models, hater
>>97628910>an unknown number faced against an unknown number>justify thiswow
>>97628851no sane person is subcribed to warhammer+, you can't even pirate the episode nobody wants to watch that shit
>>97628945Yriels personal host faced a few “handfuls” of space marines.
>>97628936>Eldar are frail but hard to catchNot so hard judging how easily Red Corsairs caught most of the Yriel's fleet.
>>97628944>terrain still is made for older scale model>old dread and predator are the few things that do not look out of scale>everything else looks off
>>97628947>Yriels personal hostand how many is that?>a few “handfuls” and how many are those?and how many were the non-marine forces?
>97628944Very sloppy bait.
>>97628955It’s Yriel so probably hundreds or thousands. And probably like 10-20 marines?
>>97628938I'm going to pretend most of that fleet's casualties was disposable mortals and mutant rabble, and unwanted marine elements Huron wanted to get rid off. The half that was saved was alerted by Huron's witches to jump with different coordinates.Similarly, the Yriel's forces were forced to retreat before space marines, as staying would've been a slog they couldn't afford. Some on his bodyguard fell securing his extraction.Ignore dumb fluff
>>97628955>and how many is that?Well Flame of the Asuryan (Yriel's flagship) is dragonship, dragonship's crew (of various configurations and types) is something from 10k to 15k. So it's safe to assume that at least several thousands of Aeldari participated in ground attack.
>>97628960>probably
>>97628916looking good queeni would add some stripes on the wings or one running down the center to help break up the bluesome transfers would help a lot too. would you consider weathering it?
>>97628942A lot of corsairs were former aspect warriors
>>97628965Without the full context and historical use of the words present in writing yes.
>>97628965>Ignore dumb fluff>Only when HADNFULS OF RED CORSAIR WARRIORS entered the fight did the Anhrathe assault
>>97628966kill yourself you cringe motherfucker
>>97628964A handful of Red Corsairs is a lot. Huron's got big hands, you know? He's cheating
>>97628962>le black marvel man memeDidn’t read your post because I already know your opinion is shit.
>>97628979>Movies released in 2012 scare meIf you got better reactions for "I'm going to ignore dumb shit", by all means.
>>97628910>among the Eldar only Prince Yriel can stand against this statline M:6 T:4 W:2
>>97628946Tiktok is filled with clips from the animation. >>97628945Yriel split his forces into two. He led his personal warhost in an attack against the docking station. They blitzed the whole station, killing the mortal defenders. Their attack was halted only when the remaining few Red Corsairs entered the fight
>>97628974we should be kinder to our modelposters (:
>>97628953You sound like a jealous nomodels.
So next preview will have the 11th edition trailer, yes? I’m looking forward to it.
The eldar's punishment for always having the most insanely broken rules in the game is having their fluff be eternally embarrassing, it is known
>>97628964The forces of two dragonships invaded the station.
>it is knownyou out yourself every 5 minutes
>>97629005So thousands of Aeldari were stopped by bunch of marines
>>97628944Don’t post my models you filth, get your own.>>97628957Its not me scumbo
>>97629010>>97628985Generational slander holy shit. This is going to be the most quoted lore bit for years
This board would be better if replies were limited to 3 minute cooldowns.
>>97628993Brother Im in the thread stop posting my stuff
>>97628943You know what? Fair.
>>97629013>>97629023>taking my creditget a life, loser
>>97629022the schizo has like 3 or 4 devices
>>97629032Take a hint faggot and fuck off
Here is Huron in action.
>>97628910>eldar jobbed in their own campaignMany such cases, GW hates eldar. In voidscarred they lose to orks three times
>>97629036At least he wouldn’t be able to samefag
>>97629008Literally my first post ITT, take your meds or learn to recognize your resident schizos better
>>97628966>decals not even once
>>97628964>is something from 10k to 15kSourse?
>>97629044They didn't job. They won. They rescued a portion of the Alaitoc captives and treasures, but at a high cost of lives and ships.
>>97629037not until everyone loves space wolves as much as me
>>97629037Please tell me you're putting on the trip. It's the one way to make this place less shit
>>97629045yes he would, that's the point of the multiple devices. he's done it before
>>97629050>dying race lost several ships in 2nd fleet, dragonship in Yriel's fleet and runaway like a babies from mighty space marinesThey jobbed
>>97629044No they don't
>>97629043>dozens>not even hundreds>>97629049BFG
>>97629060>fag that had 9 reddit accounts wont just turn it off when he's losing an "argument"
>>97629060It should be obvious by now that he's shitposting on purpose. No one is THIS fucking dense.
>fecalfag in the threadoh well, I'll see you guys tomorrow
>>97629048Decals are like salt. Too much will ruin the model
>>97629044This is Huron's campaign. His is the face on the book. The Eldar are here to be beaten to a pulp and laughed at.
>>97629083>No one is THIS fucking dense.people were saying the same thing about chris-chan
>>97629091you were talking to him before, and you didn't even know
>>97629043A Dragon ship with 10k Corsairs massacred by “Dozens” of Marines
>>97629043>the aeldari had embarrassed him in his own domain so that's where the seething comes from
>Eldarfags smugness evaporated the moment to actual campaign fluff leaksLove to see it. See you retards in 10 years so you can lose again.
>>97629044>>eldar jobbed in their own campaign>their own campaignNigga it's Titus vs Huron campaign
>>97629122awooo, bro
>>97629043That's not even the most embarassing part. That's when they invade the station and a handful of marines show up which they instantly fucking fold to.
>>97629113hundreds of eldar corsairs killed by a few dozens of red corsairs?how could it be that a squad of marines could kill 10 thousands eldar?surely you aren't suggesting 6 million eldar died at the hands of a single pirate?
>>97629135It's plausible knowing Eldar.
>>97629120>>the aeldari had embarrassed him in his own domainYeah because tens of thousands eldar lives were certainly worthy of one mon-keigh feeling upset, right?
>>97629135An entire craftworld got killed by a company of marines in an animation. Eldar have no fighting power
>>97629131Having a thread nemesis must be useful anytime someone points out you are being retarded.Here's that L bro.
Has there been any seething about the Eldar jobbing this spectacularly? I don't go to other sites so I have no clue.
>>97628843Not even in the slightest. Orks are extremely strong brutes and from what I saw, that melee combat played out about as expected. The sister (a regular human in power armor with a power sword and plasma pistol) fights with skill and tries to stay at range as long as possible while the ork is just raw power and refuses to die even when it should. It takes the power sword across the gut and then through the skull before it dies, but orks are notoriously resilient, and it shanks her in the side as it dies. The whole thing plays out basically like a Kill Team melee fight and ends about as one expects one of those might. Just defeating an ork in close combat is a feat for any unaugmented human, regardless of their gear.
>>97629146>Has there been any seething about the Eldar jobbing this spectacularly?Psychic Awakening?
Arrived a day early let’s goooooo
>>97629157Lmao.
>>97629157What a bad day to post this. I’m sorry pirate bro
>>97629157going with the special characters or converting them into a custom subfaction?
>>97629157>ACK PLEASE DON'T HURT ME, HURON-SAMA
>>97629144elf bad no matter what, trazyn quip meister good. the point is you've been arguing with a furfag
>>97629151power armor is a bit pointless if it can't protect against a piddly knife made of garbage scrap metal no matter how much force is put behind it.
>>97629162He is eldarfag, he is used to it
>>97629146>jobbing this spectacularlyit's only jobbing because you're pretending the eldar were fielding massive numbers and the chaos marines had ridiculously small numbers instead
>>97629121Lmao its expected, because each time when GW writes eldar, they are fucked hardly. This time they fucked (woke), with they/them void dreamer
>>97627988KrootThat Kroot subspecies with wings that was mentioned but not in game (or bring back the Krootzilla with cannon)
>>97629175>it's only jobbing because you're pretending the eldar were fielding massive numbersThey did>and the chaos marines had ridiculously small numbers insteadThey had
>>97628823>archivefag
>>97629180Can you prove it?
>>97627988is that supposed to be like the pic of chapter serfs giving ultramarine his ugnsCaan plague zombies even think or perform tasks like serfs can?
>>97629162It’s normal for us dw, I play Iyanden/Eldritch raiders, jobbing is our entire schtick. >>97629163Deffo going for Kharseth, I already have a resin Yriel so might convert the plastic one to a prince, or might just have a helmeted or unhelmeted version
>>97629183>Can you prove it?Yep.Here: >>97628910>>archivefag
>>97628032you can't fool me, Manco just copied the fucking Kurgan.
>>97629151also if they are that resilient to a POWER SWORD they could literally just hug the sisters to death, no need for a fancy fight at all.
>>97629191that doesn't say anything about the number of eldar
>>97628910>Justify this, guys.People on /tg/ like to pretend 10 marines can't conquer a world or a chapter can conquer a star system despite the lore clearly stating such. Marines are far stronger than this echo-chamber claims.
Genuinely why do people buy from this sellerHe always scalps everythingThere are other sellers selling the literal same box for 60 dollars lessHe isn't the first guy who gets it eitherThere is zero utility tobuying from him but I keep seeing himsell outWho the fuck is like "yes I want to pay extra".
>>97629205>despite the lore clearly stating suchwhere?
>>97628908Had an indigestion today stuffing my face with these while drinking too much hot tea.
>>97629205Eldar are supposed to be super human level too.
>>97628910
>>97628953>UPDATE YOUR TERRAIN! GW SAYS SO >:(No. >Embrace scale creep-Haram.
>>97629205A hundred marines and an ultramarine captain died in the first hours of the invasion of Dal'yth Prime. That was like 1/5 of the marine force.
>>97629208Impatient rich people?
>>97627988upgrade pack for the other 12 space wolf great companies :)
>>97629213Yeah compare to normal human.
>>97629068>BFG>Source?>Vague reference to a game full of magazines, releases and lore rather an actual sourceSo you made it up, got it.
>>97629226marines are supposed to be super human compared to normal humans.
>>97629226ESL
>>97629223>giving us more kinonice
>>97628910nu40K is just marinewank & primarchslop
>>97629179Kroots had a small list in a white dwarf with those subspecies, it's likely gw will pick up on them again should they decide to give kroots another wave.
>>97628944I think this guy needs to stop doing glow effects on everything.
>>97629233>>>/pol/
>>97629068>BFG>>97628964>Well Flame of the Asuryan (Yriel's flagship) is dragonship, dragonship's crew (of various configurations and types) is something from 10k to 15k. So it's safe to assume that at least several thousands of Aeldari participated in ground attack.Why lie about something so easily disproven? Neither this piece of lore, nor the lore for the Dragonship, says anything like what you're pretending it does.
>>97629172To me, it looked like it shanked her in the connection between the corset plate and the hip plate, but orks have been able to get through power armor for as long as they've existed.>>97629197The power sword kills the ork, but it keeps attacking even as its dying, because orks are tough as fuck and hard to stop. This is not new stuff, they've always been notoriously hard to put down. Losing a limb is basically nothing to them, and they can survive decapitation if a painboy sows the head back onto a body in time. An ork losing half his torso and still fighting is hardly strange, and a power sword through the skull kills it, but not instantly.
>>97629231You know why the Great Crusade managed to steamroll everything including Eldar? Because baseline marines are far stronger than average Eldar.
>>97629091Don't come back <3
>>97629234If I didn't have to de-wolf so fucking much of each model, I would unironically buy the grey hunters and blood claws sets to make intercessor/assault intercessor proxies.God I hate the wolf shit. It unironically ruins the models and fluff.
>>97629245this is an english speaking website, that is not a political thing to sayplease study long enough to learn what super human means
>kroots almost had shit eating grins>tau almost had horizontal face slits
>>97629252because they had tons of marines.
>>97629205trvth nvke
>>97629260Yeah, million of marines vs billion of Eldar.
>>97628910>handfuls>scythed downIt's the little things
>>97629252the great crusade barely encountered eldar, they were reeling from the fall of their empire, remember?
>>97629264where
>>97629267>>97629264>Proud loreletThere's a lot of you out and about today. The close the special schools?
You know when you remember that corsairs are just rebranded ynnari all this jobbing suddenly makes a lot more sense.GW are just giving the people what they want.
>>97629258>"compare(d) to a normal human">"compare(d) to normal human(s)"It was easily comprehensible.(You) on the other hand, had no argument and are using it as a slur instead of pointing out he's made a grammar error.>>>/pol/
>>97629272>>Proud loreletno need to preface your posts you do know that the great crusade only happened after the fall of the eldar, right?if anything it happened because of the fall of the eldar
>>97629267Not really. Several Craftworlds were destroyed by the Legions.
>>97629189top lel
>>97629252Sanguinius barely lose entire legion and billions of mortals against single renegate craftworld
>>97629276It is always compared to a normal human was what I was talking about you illiterate fucking retard, that is the "human" in super human.ESL is not a slur, me calling you a braindead jeet nigger is a slur.
>>97629203>>Only when HADNFUL OF RED CORSAIR WARRIORS entered the fight did the Anhrathe assault
>>97629281Man, must’ve been the one competent craftworld considering others have begged for mercy from 1000 marines
>>97629259slitface and reptile faced tau and kroot are objectively better than the final products.
>>97629284that doesn't say anything about the number of eldar, again
>>97629277>Not just a proud lorelet, but LOUD retard as well!Once a rare breed, now far more common. Some blame a lack of gatekeeping, others blame a lack of father figures.
TauThey get one of those big aliens thhat they used as siege weapons, as a big auxiliaries centerpiece
>>97629295Lame
>>97629283>"ESL isn't a slur">uses at a slurjust like >>>/pol/
Who do you think has total genocided more alien species? The Eldar race or Humanity?
>>97629303Tyranids
>>97629300glad i could help you out
>>97629303The Eldar can’t kill 24 space marines, who do you think they’d kill a species?
>>97629309>admitting your using it as a substitute>"teehee"kys
>>97629308Not a fair comparison. That's the big league. They're on an intergalactic scale while the rest of the factions aren't even local cluster threats. Even Chaos is confined to the Milky Way.
>Space Marines are some of the most OP soldiers in all of sci-fi. >Ok.>Here's some lore about Space Marines being some of the most OP soldiers in all of sci-fi.>NOOO! HOW COULD YOU JAMES?! AAAAHHH I'M GOING INSANE!!!!
there really is some indian living in this thread huhexplains a lot of things
>oh kroot combat patrol, will probably be able to get it for 137 bucks on a neat ebay discount, got those funny lone spear guys>I wonder if I can get some basic kroot carney infantry ahead of time to build a little armyAll the kroot carnivores on ebay are being soldl ike they're solid gold, no deals anywhere.Even beyond scalping, something I've noticed since around this time last year is that you almost never see "a good deal" on ebay anymore, I assume it's the Space Marine 2 effect since even just in september 2024 I got a Kayvaan Shrike model out of box but otherwise new for only fukin 10 bucks plus shipping, but I never see genuinely non-shit deals anymore where you're like "what a steal :)". It's always faggotoids trying to sell even cultists for more than I would ever be willing to pay, if GW didn't specifically shove basic chaff shit in every combat patrol box because otherwise no one would buy them.
>>97629310Because they had 65 million years to do it.
>>97629321That’s where you’re wrong, I hate space marines
>>97629303Neither genocided much, the eldar had no need of it and the imperium only dealt in threats, not really tallying extinctions, despite memes.
also in 2024 there was a guy selling war shapers for 16 bucks but I didn't buy because I didn't want to get sucked into building a kroot army back then, now I can't find them for less than 20 bucks+ shipping. I hate how this hobby feels constnatly under siege by scalping and inflation the way you're stupid if you don't buy the Value Box now for cheap because 2 years later cunts will scalp the individual kits for more.
>>97629322>always shows up same time as fecalfag
>>97629231Both Captain America and the Hulk are supposed to be have superhuman strength compared to a normal human but it doesn't mean they are comparable to each other.
>>97629298The Tau are lame, yes.
>>97629333Stop playing and fuck off then.
>>97629338that would make sense they worship the stuff over there lmao
>the marinefag shows his capeshit colorsyou can't make this shit up
>>97629339I refuse to acknowledge such a onions analogy.
>>97629338Except Ive proven my whiteness unlike you who hides in the shadows.
>>97629342Kill yourself slopper.
>>97629291>Scrambling for waiting Wave Serpents, Vampire Raiders and other transport craftAlso book says Yriel took his entire personal warhost for attack.
Power ranking is unironic spic behavior and is even more retarded in 40k than it is in anime.
>>97629353You really are an unhinged psychopath
>>97629339>unironially brings up le superhero slopholy fuck it's like pottery
>>97628578>lash whip has 2 ap instead of none>rending claw has 2 ap instead of more>lash whip, rending claw, and scything talons all have the same ap10th edition weapon profiles so often feel completely unfitting for what they're representing
>>97629365Fuck off furfag.
>>97629364Power ranking is sometimes low quality discussion but every now and then I enjoy the speculation and arguments.
>>97629351no matter how subhuman he is you really are too autistic for this place, but i am starting to fit the pieces together behind this thrilling thread drama, the indian and the autist, what a love story.
>>97629357>Bring vehicles and fucking Vampires >Cant beat a handful of marines
how the fuck do i get daemonette arms to stick?
>>97629357Still no numbers, anon
>>97629351stop ban evading thanks
>>97629375Yes you’ve come up with many false theories and slanderous attacks against me and none have ever proven to be true. You’re a talentless nomodels hack who deserves the worst.
>>97629368Reminder that the Prime Rending Claws have basically the same profile of the rending Claws on this guy with +1 STR and +1 Damage
>>97629389do you like eldar?
Yriel a little bitch. Traevelliath would have made a mockery of those marines.
>>97629389>many false theories and slanderous attacks>proceeds to desperately label everybody who disagrees with him a talentless nomodels
>>97629391>>97629368Forgot image like a dumbass
>Yriel, the single strongest Eldar fighter in the galaxy wielding a magic spear>Didn't even get to fight Huron or his retinue, was forced to retreat just fighting normal Red Corsairs>His bodyguards, the most elite Corsairs one can find, were butchered wholesale by bog standard renegade MarinesAs it should be.
>>97629375>the indianno, that was someone literally admitting they're having an autistic meltdown thinking everyone who disagrees with him is brown.and now he is back.>>97621136>>97621178>>97621211 notice that they've been deleted as well
>>97629339>muh marines are like le hulk!
>>97629392
>>97629375they both fucking PANICKED lmao
>>97629143>An entire craftworldThe craftworld was abandoned
>>97629401>Yriel, the single strongest Eldar fighter in the galaxy wielding a magic spearWhat? Isn't that role of Phoenix Lords? I thought he was just an Autarch who turned Corsair Prince after stealing the forbidden magic spear.
>>97629321kek
>Two MCs never meet Good>One kills 10,000 men with his 23 buddies>The other loses his whole force to 10-20 dudes.
>>97629380I've built 30. The secret? You don't. You struggle, and struggle, and struggle, give up. Try again and this time, doing the exact same FUCKING thing you did last time, they stick.
>>97629375Fried their assesthis shit never ends bro...
>>97629381Sorry but your coping is becomming tiresome.Vampire Raider is Apocalypse aircraft, so Yriel at least brought Apocalypse-tier amount of infantry
>>97629420>Yriel>MC
>>97629424Who got fried now?
>>97629412yeah, that explains why the discussion is shit, you're in it.
>>97629415Not really. Every book they've shown up in has involved Phoenix Lords dying.
>>97629424>>97629436everyone but me, decalfag, awooo
>>97629420no, it was 5 marines against 65 millions eldar, get it right next time
>>97629437Christ, you’re so fucking negative all the time just shut up
>>97629446Worst part is every person using Black Space Wolves is a white dude who takes it up the ass.
>>97629395I like your colours and kitbash (?) but I also thought this guy was some kind of harlequin at first because of his funny necktie.
>>97629448sick mspaint skills bro
>>97629429where do you think they were fighting? an empty board? it was huron's stronghold
>>97629440That's just the Wolverine effect.
Reminder- the Harlequins killed 100 custodians and didn't evne break a sweat.
>>97629456decalfag is such a degenerate
>>97629456So, no different from the average space wolves enjoyer then?
>>97629456Ain't nothing wrong with taking some work up the stinker Brother HH
>>97629463It was actually ten thousand custodes, and one harlequin sprained an ankle while tripping on the mountain of bodies.
>>97629456every person using Space Wolves is a white dude who takes it up the ass, that doesn't say much
>Eldar get involved in a major plot for the first time since Cadia>It's just to kick their teeth in and make the Red Corsairs look cool>Prince Yriel's 'big return' is that one squad of CSM forces his entire army to retreat
>>97629456Furries are all white dudes who take it up the ass, so that's all space wolf players
>>97629446Only queers paint black people.
>>97629463were the 'stodes on the rag or something?who let this happen?
>>97629466>>97629470>>97629475You know your faction is at the top when you’ve got the haters clawing and screeching at them from the bottom.
>>97629463>Reminder- the Harlequins killed 100 custodians and didn't evne break a sweat.They killed the Lucifer Blacks, then the Custodes turned up and killed them back.
>>97629471>>It's just to kick their teeththe text couldn't be more explicit>the aeldari had embarrassed him in his own domain
>>97629483This is my favorite cope>n-no the author meant them to be an obscure of HFY wank regiment that he didn't even know about!!!
>>97629486If some smelly hobo came into your house tracking mud in you'd be embarassed too, even after you kick his ass and throw him out.
>>97629481Yeah, which is why as a bottom you're crying about eldar so much.
>>97629481Yeah that's why space yiffs claw and shit and piss whenever they get mogged by world eater GODS
>>97629460>where do you think they were fighting? an empty board? it was huron's strongholdSo what? This stronghold was manned by dozen marines at this moment
>>97629483It was actually 60 millions custodes (female) and just a handful of blacks.
>>97629486This fucking bullshit again.They can literally say whatever they want. It doesn't change the actual events.
>>97629486Yeah and then he kicks their teeth.
>>97629494Oh you mean the retards that fell to Chaos because they were mentally weak and led by a literal lobotomite? Yea there power comes from a Chaos god not there own Imperium hands you coward scum.
>>97629486He got supersized and embarrassed in his domain. And then smashed Yriel’s skull in and forced his Epic scale army with Vamps to flee in shame
>>97629505They mogged the furfags without the blessings of khorne :)
>>97629497>no, you see, that day huron's personal stronghold was actually empty, mmhkay?who do you think the eldar were fighting before the red corsairs arrived to the battle? do you think the red corsairs stopped coming to the battle after the first did?
Which issue is the Hatchette Warhammer Combat Patrol Magazine at within the United States?
>>97629507Surprised* fuck off autocorrect.
>>97629498And then the surviving blacks moved to Fenris and became today's space wolves.
>>97629508They were outnumbered and fought Admirably while their Primarch tried to teach lil bro retard a lesson.
>>97629502>It doesn't change the actual events.the events being the eldar having embarrassed huron in his own domain, striking at his stronghold, taking loot and captives from him and then walking away
>>97629481
>when you are about to play some guy and the guy is trying to tell you about /his dudes/ lore and it's some of the gayest uninteresting fanfiction lore that you don't give a fuck about but have to pretend to listen so you don't hurt their feelings.
>>97629520>Oh no, i've been "embarassed" somehow.>Meanwhile you took irreplaceable losses from your dying race and got utterly btfo.I don't even like marines.
>>97629486Yeah because tens of thousands eldar lives were certainly worthy of one mon-keigh feeling upset, right?
>Yriel loses a Dragonship to distract Huron and lure him away from his stronghild, weakening the Red Corsair defenses>The Corsairs then launch a full scale assault against the token defense force remaining>Said token defenses utterly thrash the Corsairs and force them to retreat with only a fraction of what they came for>Meanwhile Huron personally rips apart the other ship suffering only minor lossesDid people expect any better out of the eldar?
>>97629509>who do you think the eldar were fighting before the red corsairs arrived to the battle? do you think the red corsairs stopped coming to the battle after the first did?Yes they did.And they were fighting mortal servants. Now stop coping and swallow
>>97629516There you go spouting off headcanon again! Just read the books instead of getting upset when your youtube short knowledge of events isn't accurate :)
>>97629523>being a passive aggressive bitch on an anonymous anime website like a coward>instead of communicating like an adult human irl
>>97629535Kek who the fuck stans for Angron of all people, total fucking degen retard that the Emperor should have driven a railroad spike in his skull.
>>97629523no one has ever cared about anyone elses lore.
>>97629541And there's the childish tantrum when he runs out of cope and excuses for why his delusions don't line up with reality
What really happened is that GW put the Corsair box and the Red Corsair box against each other and then wrote up the narrative around the battle report.The Corsair units all fucking suck, which is why they were written as sucking.
>>97629526>somehowthe text is explicit in how it happened, the eldar attacked huron's personal stronghold which he considered untouchable, and took loot and captives, and managed to walk away>irreplaceable lossesyriel wonders if the losses were worth the artifacts and recovered captives, but that only means that it wasn't necessarily a loss overall What's sure is that huron and his forces were embarrassed in their own domain by the eldar and came out only with losses
>>97629534>Yes they did.prove it
>>97629546And what are the consequences of this "embarassment"Nothing? A moral victory?
>>97629546>Eldar lose 10,000+ men to rescue “dozens” of prisonersTruly only the weavers of the runes of fate could win a victory this big
>>97629528>tens of thousands eldar livesyou forgot your citation
>>97629555artifacts and captives of yet unknown importancewhy would the eldar mount a raid in one of the most dangerous fortresses of the galaxy to save nobodies? why would the chaos marines capture nobodies?
>>97629544Guaranteed when Leman Russ comes back that he gets to obliterate that jobber scum you defend so much.
>>97629540Filian got pregnant with her boyfriend and chat paid for it.
>>97628578The lash whip is such a funny weapon to meThis hyper-advanced alien hivemind consisting of millions of brains dedicated to war and evolution has decided that a fucking whip is a viable weapon that must be given to various organismsI am glad it persists
Reminder that Angron's canonical rival is Sanguinius not Leman Russ, who beats up a crippled nerd and still loses.
>>97629576>beats up a crippled nerd and still loses.Did he get his heart punched out before or after breaking Magnus' back? It's particularly embarrassing if it's the latter.
>>97629569>a filipino boy is able to get pregnantliterally both fake and gay
I'm at wits end.Anyone have links or directions to ~7e books?2 days of searching got me 3 scuffed scans and a torrent with everything one could ask for, except for seeds.
>>97629571To be fair a whip able to autonomously grab and entangle an enemy is a pretty good weapon.
>>97629583Your boy got absolutely mogged by Leman and btw those two undisclosed Primarchs we don’t talk about anymore were also dealt with by the Emperors Executioner.
>>97629600>were also dealt with by the Emperors Executionerno, they died in the rangdan xenocidesthe wolves are boasting about nothing
>>97629589https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1017424This or warhammergames.ru
>lorefagging
>>97629600>gets effectively hospitalized by one of if not the physically weakest primarch AFTER said weakest primarch gets crippled
>>97629609People who have an investment in the hobby normally engage in discussions about said hobby, I know a nomodels wretch like yourself is having trouble comprehending thst.
>>9762955910k on one ship alone.Red Corsairs destroyed most of the Yriel's fleets
>>97629563>artifacts and captives of yet unknown importanceAnon, most powerful Eldar artifact just helps them to as strong as average marine>why would the eldar mount a raid in one of the most dangerous fortresses of the galaxy to save nobodies?How many reasons I should list?
>>97629617>goku vs saitama tier power level wank>discussionjust eat a cyanide pill already
>>97629627What army do you rep for?
>>97629609Trazyn is the GOAT.
>>97629608Heroes truly don't wear capes tysm
>>97629571The whip is suppose to attack shit on its own. Consider it like some kind of point defense system.In older editions the whip reduced attacks from the opponent, but in later edition it started doing random shit like doing like attack after death, re-roll hits and insta death for some reason.
>>97629627damage controlling hard
>>97629627>goku vs saitamaThey would fight and it would end up like Genos fight. At which point Goku would bother Saitama constantly for training and a rematch, until saitama explain him his training method. Goku would do that, lose his hairs and become even stronger.
When do you think warhammer 40K will return to its roots? Space wolves and red corsairs are showing that gw is deviating from the kino that is space marines and into absolute dogwater that is firstborn shit. Gw shouldn’t experiment with 40K, it should be return to its traditional primaris ways, and stick to what makes warhammer, warhammer.
>>97629633I don't "rep" for any army because I'm not an autistic manchild throwing a fit about his fictional daddy not being the strongest on the block. What armies I collect is none of your fucking business, you autistic cretin
>>97629571The hivemind is ironically borderline mindless and just copies whatever their enemy is doing, and will keep doing it as long as enough of the bioforms survive engagements.
>rep for
>>97629652Why would you think that
>>97629651okay eldarfag
>>97629652>>97629657At least old lore, shit like Zoantrope came from Eldar, Biovores came from Orks and Hive Guard came from Marines.Nids copy a and repurpose a lot of shit, reason why genestealer could perfectly be some native xenos of the galaxy that got hijacked by the hivemind.Everthing being some bug now kind of makes Nids a bit lame in my eyes
>rep forHoly fuck go back to /v/ or /sp/
Have a lazily-made meme, /40kg/.
>>97629520>striking at his stronghold,And failling to take it from few squads of marines
>>97629649>dogwaterkys
>>97629653>>97629651Oh look it’s the guys who take nothing seriously so they never have to risk losing an argument, thank god these types of peoples fragile egos keep their dogshit opinions private from the rest of us real men.
The actual game is the worst part of the hobby right now
>>97629680dude im so glad you keep making these totally hilarious memes
>>97629680These memes are not funny and are off topic to the core.
>>97629617The lore isn't the hobby, it's a toy commercial
>>97629692>keepThat's actually the only 40k-specific meme I've made to date.
>>97629688>please tell me what you play so I can engage in more reductive pointless argumentsGoddammit you're one sad, retarded manchild.
>>97629703i bet
>Oh look it’s the guys who take nothing seriously so they never have to risk losing an argument, thank god these types of peoples fragile egos keep their dogshit opinions private from the rest of us real men.how are you so good at this, jesus christ that more pathetic as i was expecting
>>97629701There’s thousands of pieces of literature and media at this point which is much more than a toy commercial, just admit you’re a lorelet and we will move on.
>>97629709*more pathetic than i was expctingmy stomach actually hurts i'm laughing so hard and can't type
>>97629691hard disagree....for all of 10e faults its the best 40k tabletop has been imo
>>97629621>no, you see, huron's fortress was actually empty while the eldar ships were overflowing>this is all cited.... well it isn't, but trust me!
>>97629704You live in quiet fear while I boast about my factions proudly, cope more seethlet.>>97629709>doesn’t deny a thing Kek
>>97629719nta but that's just sad if true.
>>97629686why would huron's own fortress only have a few squad of marines?
>>97629721>>no, you see, huron's fortress was actually empty while the eldar ships were overflowingYep? Wasn't that the whole fucking point of Yriel's plan described in the fucking book?
>>97629733No, it wasn't
>>97629691True true.
>>97629733-> >>97629727
>>97629691>t.nogames
My faction is 180IQ and tricked your faction of retarded losers lmao! How embarassing for you! What are you gonna do now lololo?
>>97629725Yes, picking a "team" to "rep" and then having temper tantrums on the internet is sad.
>>97629720>t.10thkiddie
>>97629713
>>97629746>This shit is why RAM now costs a thousand fucking dollar
come on man
>>97629747Obviously you’ve lost your passion for the hobby and are a poor representation of your “men”, sad state of affairs anon.
>>97629746>webm>Tfw you get captured by dark eldar.
>>97629713>which is much more than a toy commercialno, it isn't, you can make the toy commercial as long as the epic of Gilgamesh it will remain a toy commercial
>>97629627I don't care if a faction from the "Kill Space Marines" Supplement has a special ability called "Kills Space Marines", those niggas are not beating Space Marines.
>>97629657I simply like the explanation that tyranids use whips because they have a cargo cult line of thinking better than the idea that tyranids use whips because whips are actually practical, which they definitely aren’t. Even the few units that do use whips in 40K are usually using them for reasons not directly related to combat.>Encourage men to keep charging at the enemy >Scare already defenseless enemies or outright non-combatants>Because they think it looks cooland none of those reasons would be appealing to tyranids.
>>97629753AI will cure cancer any day now, just like Altman said. Surely.
>>97629617>People who have an investment in the hobby normally engage in discussions about said hobbypost your red corsairs then
>>97629723No, you're a supposedly 30+ year old man throwing a tantrum about a fictional character. You're either extremely autistic or at the exact same mental capacity as marvel/dcfags
>only manly men are allowed to play with plastic space toys and be desperate for acceptance on the internet>if you don't have reddit arguments about your "rep" you just aren't passionate and manlyyikes, it might not be joke and he's serious
>>97629764Tyranid whips can be used to apply direct psychic or hormonal shocks into the organisms you're leading in your immediate vicinity without having to invest into more expensive and extensive psychic connections and decentralised glands outfitted to the individual organismsFurthermore the whip is a sentient and autonomous personal defence system for the wielder and comes with a trendy ergonomic handle signed by the norn queen's latest genedesigner
>Here come the chicks
>>97628193>Traitor Guard tanks mentioned Isn't this against GW's current MO?
>>97629764The point is not that whips are actually practical, is that Tyranids whips works a lot more like servoarms or mechandendrythes than actual whips, and there are a lots of models in 40k that have those too, it's not an unique thing.
>>97628193>lupine fetisheswow he's just like me
>>97629768You’re such a negative prick.
So why did they give a tyranid the signature weapon type of Slaanesh factions? As an EC player I am confused and jealous and horny
>he unironically ties his sense of personal masculinity to his plastic toy game
Is your local 40K community/LGS successfully gatekept?
I would never expect to see the phrase "shoot the bitch" voiced in 40k media.
Any anon shared the penitent episode yet?Would like to check it out
>>97629817That bit seemed out of character for Abelard. He is always professional, guess the writer wanted a lol so random moment
>>97629566>>97629600your furfag primarch was humiliated in combat AND debate by a man who's mind was actively being destroyed by dark age tech
Here's a pass-time.Name a Character and the Tier where you would put it:
>>97629816>nogames scared of the localssad
>>97629816IDRK TBHQWY but the only bad experience I've had with a player was battletech related and therefore off topic the guy wrote his dudes as furry aliens with magic and refused to understand anything else about the setting beyond big robots
>>97629828He wasn’t but its cute that you’ve convinced yourself of this and at least you’re a man enough to rep for your men.
Post (You)'re armies 40kg! Prove (You) aren't a secondary! Picrel
>>97629768>30+ year old man throwing a tantrumKids' tantrums are unfounded and easily dismantled. I want tantrums that are backed by actual evidence and take criticism into account.>Work on your mistakes, so your next mistake is better than the previous one
>>97629764Tyranid whips can probably do everything Indiana Jones does. Possibly even killing nazis, depending on the local Imperial Cult
>>97629840He wasReminder that your only cope is going "r-read between the lines!!!"
>>97629843
I couldn't be bothered reading it. Someone give me a rundown of what happened in Titus 500 worlds.
>>97629856Ultramarines win despite Titus’ doomposting in the trailer
>>97629764A whip would allow a Warrior to be in the middle of a gaunt horde and still reach the enemy in melee.Idk if they can ensnare people like Lictor flesh hooks do. But if they can, then they can also immobilize the foe and drag them defenseless into the gaunt mass to be picked apart
>>97629856imperium has plot armor and ultras winfurfags btfoxenos are irrelevant, per usual
>>97629809tyranids had whips before 40k got a single slaaneshi model
>>97629817What's that botslopped image down there? a mod?
>>97629867They had one since 1987? Cuz rthe first slaaneshi renegade models came out in 1988 (I'm like 96% sure about that) with Realm of Chaos: Slaves to Darkness
Is twin lance dropping this Saturday?
>>97629755He spent at least 3 times that to be able to supply you those bits! Show some respect!
>>97629736>No, it wasn'tretard
>>97629903
>>97629809
>>97629911Rent free 24/7 you puke
>>97629917it's not rent free if you actually post it every thread you fucking idiot
>spamming the same 3 images 24/7>"i'm living rent free in your head"r*dditor doesn't know what rent free means.i wonder how many gigabytes of internet usage he's wasted on his slop
>>97629880Probably announced this Sunday and in preorder next Saturday
>>97629859>>97629864Any word on the Lion and Rowboat?
>>97629903>highlighted mould linemy fucking sides
>>97629928two weeks
>>97629941I fixed it already, piss off
>>97629948Always lying.
>>97629928“Brother we must talk..” cuts to black>The Lion and Guilliman will appear next time in the Avengers 41k
>>97629941Lmao
>>97629928The lion made it to Ultramar but roboute is currently en route to the pariah nexus to deal with that so he's not at ultramar
>>97629948just like your nazi larping SS decals right?why not actually show proof? just take another picture lmao
>>97629843Army!
>>97629903This is downright impressive
>>97629961Surely it stands for Short Snout
>>97629967>gets kicked out of every LGS for nazi larping>tries to play it off as Short Snout>perma-bannedlmao
>>97629941Eh, I guess once you forget a mould line you just gotta roll with it. I remember some ork anons turning mouldlines on arms into bulging veins.
>>97629912I don’t wanna come off as a fake grog or anything, but the model on the left mogs literally every fucking tyranid sculpt that we have today. Besides maybe the stalker and the thigh model.
>>97629912How does the model made in 1995 have a better paintjob than the one in 2006?
>>97629571Whips are annoying to face in SM2, credit where it's due.
>>97629977It's short because of the many times it's been kicked on the snout, yeah :^)
>>97629967What’s with the 88 and two thunderbolts then?
>>97629997>fake grogA Frog, even.
>>97629817Abelard was such an annoying party member. Stuck up and wrong about basically everything. No idea why he is so popular with the reddit crowd.
>>97630010oy vey, such persecution against his independent thinking
>>97628850I like looking at bad movies.Especially when they are cgi animated.Resident Evil Vendetta is still my favorite cgi bad movie that isn’t intended for kids because of their ridiculous fight scenes.It’s why I think warhammer 40k won’t work in live action.The setting is too over the top.It needs to be animated and it needs stupid but fun to look at fight scenes.To also break the belief that animation is solely for kids too.Anybody got the wh+ animations by chance?It amazes me that GW keeps that on life support.Is it more expensive to pull the plug in bong land?
>>97629961>>97629977>>97630013No one cares about your racial resentments, kike
Nobody in 40K even knows martial arts, choreography is out of the question.
>>97630022Uh oh tourist melty
>>97630013I thought the bad number was 1488. 88 alone means->HHOh. What else has that guy got? I thought a Wolf Hook would've been more fitting.
>>97629946>>97629952>>97629957We're only here to suffer.
>>97630024yeah huh i do know martial arts, check out the sick punches i'm doinghiya
>>97630013Its just a joke dude
>>97630021I don’t really care for whatever you said, I just spent a good minute watching that gif to marvel at that policeman’s fat ass.
>>97630033You don’t have to explain yourself to da joos just let the demon spawn scream into the void
>>97630036I understand anon.No worries.
>>97630021You can’t be surprised that wh+ is still alive and also beg for it’s content in the same post you idiot
>>97630036>policemanCHRIS REDFIELD, CAPTAIN OF THE SPECIAL OPERATIONS UNIT OF THE BIOTERRORISM SECURITY ASSESSMENT ALLIANCE
>>97630073shit is some next level try hard trash
>>97628843Nobody was discussing it here, I don't think anyone here has seen it. I didn't even realize some new animation was made. We were just melting down over decaltranny, Eldar, Marines, secondaries and so on as usual
>>97630033I know, I was hoping you’d make more jokes ):
>>97629830The Imperium's Psykic scale can be a bit tricky (partly due to writing inconsistencies).Jürgen and all the other Blanks are an automatic 'Omega', though; that's for certain.
>>97630065After reading your post maybe it is held up by paypiggies and lads that just enjoy seeing shitty animations then.Maybe that is how it survives.After the exclusive models of course.
>>97630091So what’re you begging for shitty animations for then?
>>97630079I don’t care, a friend sent it to me and it made me smirk. This thread is dead anyways
>>97630082the real joke is that the fecal mutant buys secret armies to pretend to have irl friends to people online
>>97630069This is how I’m gonna imagine all close quarter tabletop ranged engagements when it is all rolls that keep missing.
>>97630097>a friend sent it to methe voices in your head aren't real, take your meds
>>97630101What a psychotic person, when do you concoct these little schemes of yours?
>>97630096To just laugh at how bad it is with the boys with some booze.We watched pariah nexus and it was alright but we had a sip for every title card and ran through a lot of cans quickly.
>>97630110You don’t have any friends though
>>97630105No
Posting, about 70% done.
>>97630111I do have buddies.Please get help anon.I’m praying for ya.
>>97630120Whoa that’s exquisite anon!
>>97630004it's a bit larger and with flatter shapes, allowing for better gradients
>>97630120Very pestilential!
>>97630125You have no proof
>>97630097>a friend sent it to me>image editing filename
>>97630149nta but you know people can save images with the filenames that they got them with right?
>"games" against "friends" have been against the same ultras, on the same mat and terrainspending only jesus knows on minis just to hide the fact he has no one to play with
>>97630149>Image editing filenameNot that guy but you're a retard, that's just normal mobile filename structure, you see several people ITT with filenames like that
>>97630079You can make this in ~30s in literally any image editing app
>>97630156>constantly paints glow effects on shit>always does a terrible job at itidgi
>>97630141Are you mistaking me for a thread personality like the decal autist by chance?I’m not him.Sorry if I sounded like him.If that isn’t the case then please get help bro.I’m rooting for you.
>>97630162all i did was save the "evidence" when presented to me as "proof" that he isn't nogames for life
>>97630166You fall for embarrassing bait just as easily. You should call your friends and get some support.
>>97630156You are a disheveled mess of a human being and your mind is in terrible shape.
>>97630156>>97630164Is this that space wolf decal guy’s stuff?He really is faking having friends now?How do you help a guy like that assuming any of this is true?
>>97630174if you don't like the slop that you posted, why pretend it was good in the first place?>>97630178yes, he was bragging about his "friends" just last thread.it's not even "archive searching" at this point >>97625243 >>97625265
Stop giving the mutant attention
>>97630171Maybe his autism is rubbing off on me and everyone else including you.Maybe we are all damned now.>>97630189I really want that guy to get the professional help he desperately needs.What’s even the appeal of coming to this 40k forum specifically just to get mistreated due to past actions and persistently bad conduct?
I am intrigued by this decal fellow.
>>97630198What are his most recent posts?
>>97629830Both Eisenhorn and Ravenor are on the Gamma/Delta tier. They're pretty strong.
>>97630178Ive never faked a thing, you are listening to a known nomodels schizo who fraudmaxxes thread lore for the lols
>>97630024>Nobody in 40K even knows martial arts
>>97630215Assuming you aren’t larping as him I think you really need to leave and not come back.It doesn’t matter if you’re at fault or not at this point. Just be smart and the bigger man if you’re not at fault and leave.
>>97630215You are a pirate software-tier compulsive liar who cannot ever admit fault even when presented with proof directly contradicting a claim you made, why would anybody trust your word?
>>97630200he is beyond help.he was kicked out of reddit and every lgs for nazi larping, so now he wants to turn /40kg/ into reddit (with nazi larping)he doesn't even like it here
>>97630248Oy vey! not the heckin’ Nazis!
>>97630270uh oh thinskinned tourist melty
>>97630270Kill yourself immediately election tourist
>>97630270nazi larping it that way >>>/pol/
>>97630248Notice how I removed and disavowed 90% of the Markings already but that’s still not good enough for you because deep down you’re out for blood
>>97630308>Notice how I removed and disavowed 90% of the MarkingsNo you didn't lol
>>97630308Don’t be so antisemitic, anon. Schizo orbiter has to go to temple tomorrow. Don’t be mean
>>97630308>notice how i refuse to stop my faggotryyou make it very hard not to notice
>>97630312People can draw their own conclusions based on prior statements made and make their own decisions. Now stay on topic please.
>>97630308Even nazi chuds like us don't want you here
>>97630329>joo starts false flaggingshockedpikachuface.jpg
>>97630317>>97630336see >>97630272
Warhammer? Please sir, an ounce of Warhammer?
>>97630350
>>97630350I post models and games as well as statistics and these vultures just take turns swooping down to attack it all because they are mentally children who laugh at chaos still.
https://youtu.be/DfEnIFV2-mc
>>97630350What if instead of calling him James workshop, we called her jezzegal workshop instead?
>>97630362it's going to be really obvious the day he kills himself
>>97630366What happened to her eye?
>>97630374What an incredibly nasty and off topic comment you just made. I hope you know comments like that take a toll on the speakers soul.
>>97630374It's coming soon, the mods keep banning him more and more frequently and eventually they're gonna slap his main device with the perma when they get tired of him spamming offtopic shit that should go on his reddit account
Slowly building out my black templars army with models I like for preparation for 11th.
>>97630375ChunniIt's terminal, I'm afraid
