Deadpool edition>Bans (new)https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97643465 >TQIs MTG dead?
>>97649503>TQDepends on your definition. If you mean old classic mtg is dead, absolutely. You can pretend it still exists with cubes, Brazil’s national format, and block constructed etc. but there are no new cards. Nothing to get excited about. They are static as new power crept UB shit is pushed in our faces. The game exists in the same way Star Trek exists. New episodes are coming out but the actual heart and soul of it are long lost and will never return.
>>97649503>tqAs long as Mark keeps trying to kill Magic it's alive to me.
After receiving some feedback, I have updated the chart to better reflect the reality of the situation.Refer to the chart.UB is a success.
>TQApathy is the biggest killer, so yes, since most just stopped caring about the game, even those who whale on this shit and WotC included.
>tqAs a game? Pretty much. As a collectible? More popular than ever.
>>97648481 Here, proof. https://tmntentity.blogspot.com/2018/02/was-april-oneil-originally-black-in.html14 pages of someone going through the original comics and statement of the writers about the subject....
>>97649580>>97648481
If you think about it, we were all originally blackThus we can all say nigga
Is Spellskite even sideboard playable in Modern rn?
>>97649580>>97649585why are you talking about something from last threadwhat a loser
MaRo is honestly a big fucking lying piece of shit. Like holy fuck that man can't stop lying
How ass would a budget warp / station deck be in standard? Thinking about dipping my toes in without shelling out for Quantum Riddlers. I see Sledge Class Seedship, Larval Scoutlander, Synthesizer Labship as potential ships. Mightform Harmonizer, Bygone Colossus, Anti-Casual Vestige, Starwinder, and Germinating Wurm as potential crew. Could also do some blink stuff to keep the warp creatures around.
>>97649610>How ass would a budget warp / station deck be in standard?0% wr.
>>97649589Everyone but you can say it, anon. You don't have the pass.
>>97649610I wish this cycle of lands was actually playable
>>97649622the white, blue and green ones are playable in fringe decks. red and black are unplayable.
>>97649622Unconditional ETB tapped just totally killed them. Everything interesting you can do with them is dependent on establishing a board presence first.WotC often kills their own designs like this.
>>97649627Faceless Haven reminded them they can't make lands that are cool because they're scared shitless of having any non-basic land destruction whatsoever. If Wasteland was in Foundations it'd fix standard. Or it'd make Mono-green Icetill spam even better. Potato Potato.
>>97649619I watched Boondocks three times. I can say it.
chuds BTFO
Can a nigga borrow an intellectual property?
>>97649624The only one I can even remotely see coming online is the green one in a harmonizer or ouroboroid deck and at that point you should already be winning. And what are you even going to do with the mana besides a craterhoof, which you should already be able to cast.
>>97649603>jew>can't stop lyingit's as natural to them as nignogs stealing bikes.
>>97649659kekis there ANYONE slop fighter won't beg to give them a cross promotion? crapcom's making wotc look dignified.
>>97649659>McDonald's chefshas to be bait
>>97649711it's irony to ridicule UB haters retard
Aaaaah Maro help the piggas are revolting again! Bring us your metrics!
>>97649730The pigs are noticing...
Is /mtg/ still in denial about Niggo Mortensen being the coolest Aragorn?
>>97649752is this a game ender?
>>97649730/r/freemagic/
>>97649730The pigs are revoltingQuickly announce return to return to Ravnica
Any chance one of you has extra prerelease code for arena bros?Can i have it? ilovezim@gmail.com
The absolute fucking chutzpah of this idiot.
>>97649815To him, he's not telling a lie. He's misrepresenting facts, cherry picking and omitting details to frame an alternative truth. It's a legal move in his religion.
>>97649812I've added you to my spam bot for bestiality and gay choir newsletters.
>>97649815we already discussed thisWOTC did make tons of money from spiderman because LGS were super hyped after FF success so they preordered and prepaid tons of that product.
>>97649819You didnt get "Duplicate email entry" notification?
>>97649815They only care about how many shit was sold to retailers in bulk.
>>97649820>WOTC did make tons of money from spiderman because LGS were super hyped after FF success so they preordered and prepaid tons of that product.Unironically? He is lying about that too.Do you HONESTLY trust MaRo enough to think he's telling a half-truth?Fuck no. Everything he says is false, zero exceptions. The only times he has broken this rule was when he made a promise that was currently true, but would soon be broken.
Push back at Mark's lies about Spiderman sales until he admits that WotC only cares about their own profit, and not at all about sales to consumers.
>>97649837I believe in humans being apes.Final Fantasy sold like hot cakes, naturally every LGS expected spiderman to do even better (in America at least) so i wouldnt be suprised if they preordered even more product. Naturally WOTC gets paid in advance, so they gladly supplied it. Landfills full of spiderman shit is not their problem.
>>97649842>Landfills full of spiderman shit is not their problem.It is, but not for the Hasbro bottom line.
>>97649842>Landfills full of spiderman shit is not their problem.Not being able to visualize long-term consequences is a sign of low IQ.
>>97649855Well you can be damn sure there will be no more Marvel in the foreseeable future, past what's already designed and printed.
>>97649873>past what's already designed and printed.WAKANDA FO EVAH
>>97649875Not on Arena and MTGO.
>>97649879they didnt get rights for bideo games again?
>>97649855Who cares about long-term, the investors/CEOs will just siphon every last penny of the game then once it dies they'll flock to the next company
>>97649896>Who cares about long-term, the investors/CEOs will just siphon every last penny of the game then once it dies they'll flock to the next companyDefeatism is the attitude of losers.
>>97649622The only one that is worth it to turn on is the white one since it fits best in a control deck.
man I really hope this is about pioneer tournaments coming back but considering the current state of the game, they'll likely start supporting cEDH or worse, creating yet another new format to further dilute the shrinking competitive player base 2 months until we know for sure
>>97649914Of course it will be about cedh. Commander is 90% of Magic.
>>97649644We need a Rest in Peace effect to control things like Icetill
>>97649914>Rootha has gone from perfectly normal, kind of fantastic attire to a literal clown costume.Tragic.
>>97649914I FUCKING CALLED IT>>97645561Jesus Christ, its so fucking over and i am not even being ironic
>>97649925This, but unironically.
>>97649914Introducing a new UB-only format.
>You will enjoy 12 new standard legal sets per year>You will play 3 new formats per year>You will build EDH deck around UB cards>YOU ARE HERE FOREVER
>babe wake up the Japs invented a new turn 4 kill in Modern
>>97649925"Competitive format announcement" doesn't necessarily means another format.
>>97649942>new turn 4 kill in ModernWhich is 1 turn later than any other current meta deck in modern lol.Best case scenario is >turn 4, you untap with those 2 on field>you are at 10>your opponent is at 20 with city blessing, ragavan, 3 treasures and other cool shit>you need to pay 20 life to kill him>you cant>you lose>you die
>>97649962>you need to pay 20 life to kill himmeant 10
>>97649962you're in rakdos, you can actually kill early game threats
>>97649967Your turn 2 is Cool but rudeYour turn 3 is NecrodominanceYou have exactly 1 turn (1st) to kill anything
>>97649970>Your turn 2 is Cool but rudeWell technically i guess, you can play cool but rude on 4 and level up it same turn. And you have access to evoke bullshit because you will refill your hand to 5 on 3. So its possible that this combo will break modern.I like it
Ban status?
>>97649980works only in one deck, while the other piece of the combo (necrodominance) works by itselfwould be reasonable to ban dominance at this point
>>97649988Would't some Hollow One shells still play the class for value?Burning inquary=2 lightning bolts
>>97649991I guess that would be funny
Imagine being blessed with the dark power of Kroxa and then out of nowhere Raphael from TMNT jumps in and starts throwing pizzas and your opponent's face and you win, telling yourself: "So this is the true potential of necromancy"
>>97649997>Imagine being blessed with the dark power of Kroxa and then out of nowhere Raphael from TMNT jumps in and starts throwing pizzas and your opponent's face and you win, telling yourself: "So this is the true potential of necromancy"Now that's what I call Kawabunga!
>>97649997Raphael been part of mtg much longer than you think.
>>97649997if you think about it some card interactions are silly logically:>cook a pilot with the help of the underworld cookbook>the smell of its own flesh is so good it brings it back from the graveyard
>>97650012kek
>>97650012The satire memes of five years ago are the glorious pasts of today.
>>97650012
>>97650025Now that's a spicy pizza!!!!!!!
>>97650025
>>97649978>And you have access to evoke bullshitwhich evoke bullshit? grief and fury are still banned
>>97649914Why the fuck make this ridiculous set about non-Harry potter? Besides full of trannies and retards.Hexhaven>Strixhaven
>>97650032What?
>>97650025is all so sad...
>>97650032The last set we got some kind of boobs btw
>>97650053>Stryxhaven: School of Boobs
>>97650058Dont you just LOVE FIRE design that powercreeps even uncommons
>>97649991>Hollow One>valuethe whole point of playing hollow one over other self-discard decks is that you kill fast, I think the new card has potential in either asmofood or psychic frog reanimator
>>97650064Will this trigger draw effects?
>>97650077no but it will bypass narset and hull breacher effect:^)
>>97650077Bypassing draw effects is an upside.
>>97649942Turn 4 is too slow for even Standard
>>97650117ok nogames
>>97649659>food analogy
>>97649815it's canned response. he always says "[current set] is the best selling set of all time"
>>97650191Nah. Marvel is the big thing, thus retailers stocked up on boxes expecting big interest.
>>97649902idk, seems to be making W's for them
>>97649612Tragic. Maybe I'll just play Kona with like 4 Progenitus and some other budget option to cheat in.
>>97649925>pre-UBnever gonna happen. if anything it would be the opposite, UB-only
>>97650210>UB onlyYou mean EDH?
>>97649914>discontinue official support of legacy, vintage, and pioneer>standard will stop rotating once final fantasy is about to rotate, thus securing all UB standard-legal sets in standard forever>announcing a new tournament series for commander, except it’s low-power “casual tournament environment” commander with a very subjective ruleset and will be a massive success despite how stupid it is by all measurable metricsThere, I saved us all the hassle of speculating
>>97650259This sounds fucking awful... but believable.
You are about to witness the creation of Kitchen Table as an official competitive format.
