>Escorting a young, arrogant, haughty maiden of a powerful merchant king across dangerous lands to her intended fiancé (she's already in love with one of the party members)How does your current party fare?
>>97658133Not that bad, but it helps that we're almost all nobles and it's not dnd.
>>97658133Depends on what the GM's reference material was. A yandere girl's gonna end up different to a Princess and the Pilot girl. An Aragorn fiancé will be different to a Petyr Baelish fiancé. As will a Bruce Wayne king vs a real estate parasite king.
>>97658133Nothing about this contract explicitly says that we aren't allowed to rape her, so she's getting gangraped into quiet compliance. Every single day of the trip. By the time she gets there she'll be an ideal quiet and submissive wife for her intended
>>97658301She has to be a virgin for the marriage, so keep to the right holes.
My female lesbian tiefling sorcerer will have constant non stop sexual encounters with her every time we take a short or long rest.
>>97658378Based
>>97658133RAPE
>>97658133What is the Lawful Good option here? What is the moral implications of arranged marriage if she's in love with another man?
>>97658529try to think for yourself. What do (you) think?
>>97658133The paladin is a chill dude and would probably try his best to complete the quest with the bravery of a royal knight and the patience of a saint; the druid is a sentient shrub and would do it out of interest for the reward, but would keep his distance from herThe barbarian and the sorceror would be problematic, though; the former doesn't have the patience to put up with her shit, and the sorceror used to run a brothel at the kingdom next door and of course he would try to take advantage of her; brat princess cunny is the rarest of merchandise and could get him some serious money
>>97658547There isn't enough information. If the Fiance is an upstanding gentleman then I would argue the LG option is to get her to her Fiance. If he's a cunt then presuming she's in love with a reasonably good person from the party then running away together would be CG but still the better option unless her not getting married would create more evil down the road.
>>97658301This is why we don't let you lead the party, Greg.
>>97658529>What is the Lawful Good option here?RAPE
>>97658133My party consists of>retard savant golem>happily married wizard>city-hating druid fanatic>zen insectoid monkThe mission should go off without a hitch, as long as those godless elves don't catch us by surprise.
>>97658686It's been too long since we last had a session, I forgot the halfling nature mage, but he's old and to my knowledge has no interest in humans.
>>97658529In the grand scheme of things, her love doesn't matter. She's going into that arranged marriage either way.Hell, given time, she'll probably love the man she marries more than some random adventurer she'll never see again. He's probably higher-level than you too. I've seen this exact scenario, but the guy she was going to marry was a handsome knight who showed up to help the party at the end. God, you could feel the seethe all around - "He's...better than me? How can that be?"
>>97658133My group has two regular GMs, one male and one female. Our current campaign is being GMed by the latter and if past experience is anything to go by, all those previous posters shouting about rape are dead right. Just about every campaign this girl runs has someone or multiple someone's being explicitly or implicitly raped. Usually a princess or a tomboy rogue, sometimes a tomboy princess masquerading as a rogue. If not actual rape then occasionally she'll be daring and go for some supernatural invasion of the mind and/or body which is clearly a rape allegory. Girl just loves rape.
>>97658803>rapes tomboys thus returning them to their natural feminine state of mindBased fem DMs!
>>97658133Depends on what they encounter. Well?
why do women have rape fantasies?
>>97659025Your worst enemies, dangerous hungry monsters, and toe fungus you can't cure that gets very itchy at night.
>>97658301Get back, scum! The maiden goes to the white wedding, alive, and unspoilt.
>>97659051For the same reason the Hero's Journey has the protagonist refuse the call. It is just a useful storytelling tool: a story needs change, but a virtuous protagonist, like, say, Luke Skywalker, cannot simply abandon their obligations and designated social role to go gallivanting off into space, so change must be forced upon them.The bodice-ripper romance novel, the rape fantasy, the forced feminization story are all operating on a similar premise: you are so wrapped in society’s web, in your socially-dictated identity, that you cannot even acknowledge your desires on the level of conscious thought. When these things are enacted on your body, you will find yourself changed by the experience. You will love what has been done to you, and you remain blameless, since it’s not as though you sought this out. These are liberatory fantasies. The lack of consent is precisely what allows you to move beyond what is permitted you into something new.
>>97658801Man that's terribleWas your GM a woman incidentally
>>97659143Yes, but why does that matter?
>>97658301Break virgin posting
>>97659112>orc knows the value of virginity in womenAnd they say they're uncivilized.
>>97658133We're, uh, kind of the middle of something and not accepting new jobs at the moment. You do know that the entire continent is sinking into the ocean, right?
>>97659158Civilized orcs take matters of honor *very* seriously because that's what keeps them from being savages like their feral cousins. They don't even tolerate it from non-orcs in their company without a fight, because they believe it is a kind of sickness that only spreads if you allow it to fester. So yes, in a situation like this protecting the honor of the maiden and the agreement they had with the king would absolutely become a matter of life and death.
>>97659051Apparently because it sublimates the need for restraint. In normal situations you'd have to refuse most direct approaches, even when you're ok-ish with them.But if the hot stranger has its way with you? It's HIS fault, not yours. You did your duty.(it's not really anymore contrived than men liking ugly guys in porn, if you ask me)
>>97658133Should be fine, we've handled more volatile cargo before, I think we can manage feisty mail order bride.
>>97658365Masked Beast Des Gardius Blue-Eyes Chaos Max Dragon Ignoble Knight and Chaos Grepher
>>97658133we dont care.VIP escort is one of the most run of the mill jobs for auged up PMCsput her in an climate controlled VIP capsule with a VR sim, and go hard and fast on whoever tries to take the package
>>97658133>she's already in love with one of the party members>every attempt to put the moves on him failed miserably >nobody can hear us out here...>do you want to pray or something?>have you never wondered what you're missing out on? >yeah, my life would've been so different if I decided to become a doctor like my mother wanted.>the nights can get so cold. You can warm me up if you want...>good idea, I'll make you some tea>don't you get lonely at night?>no, I'm usually asleep by then>the rest of the party isn't around...>I'll get them >you could do anything you wanted to me and nobody could stop you...>yeah, I sometimes get those violent intrusive thoughts about babies and small animals. I choose to believe that we're not defined by our thoughts but what we choose to do with them.>is it hot out here or is it just you?>it's nearly freezing, sounds like flu to me.>sex?>male>ugh, whatever. Just help me carry my bags and leave me alone >I'm flattered but very married
>>97658133ohohoho Tohsaka please old men with her anus for living funds ohohohoho!
>>97658801>He's...better than me? How can that be?This is why I bedded and de-flowered her the night before. So even if she does love him, she'll feel too guilty and ashamed to want it. Meanwhile I'll have forgotten her forever ten seconds after we part ways.
>>97659074Enjoy your ban.
>>97659132women really are insane huh? lmao
>>97659447but it's a fantasy. you don't have to refuse any approaches in your imagination, since only approaches you want to happen, will happen.
>>97658133We choose to do something else.
>>97660000>Was fully aware of her intentions from the getgo>He's just not dumb enough offend two entire kingdoms just for a night with a spoiled rich kid>Also his wife would absolutely castrate him.
>>97660148>his wife is the DM
>Female nobility>HaughtyShe would be beaten into submission in a proper fantasy world
>>97660063I prefer liz
>>97658133The last campaign I was playing a haughty daughter of a formerly wealthy merchant (her father losing most of the family's wealth and going missing due to a business venture gone wrong was why she was part of the party), so she'd either get along fine with her and trade tips on drill haircuts and ojou-sama laugh, or they'd absolutely hate each other and consider the other a stuck-up bitch. At least one of the other party members would have tried to seduce her.
>>97658133Is the party member she's in love with the sword autist?We actually have a sword autist in the party, and the GM is a fatefag so I wouldn't put it past him to do this.
>>97658133Actively cockblock and cast mass erectile dysfunction, advanced necrotic cramps and crotch rot on my offending party members, ensure my retarded party stays on track.I will not hesitate to graft people to the corpse quimera if necessary, this is an easy mission and I don't want mistakes.And for the record, yes I have grafted party members into undead constructs several times before, I love necromancers.
>>97660373That reference would require the GM to have actually read 10+ volumes of Case Files/Adventures, which, while possible, is fairly uncommon in the fandom.
>>97660439Weird looking dildo
>>97658133I can't look at Luvia the same way ever since they revealed she's a Finn. Just imagine the ohohohos in thay accent.
>>97660479ÖHÖHÖHÖHÖTOSAGA BLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONE :D :DDDDD
>>97660179Liz is an Abomination
>>97660439You only need to know about Prisma Illya really.
>>97660534She's Type-MARS.
>>97660479Wouldn't actually sound too different. Japanese and Finnish pronunciation is actually quite similar in most cases, so the ohohohos still sound the same. Öhöhöhö would be a different thing.t: a Finn
>>97658133My PC sells her into slavery and then blows all the cash on drugs and hookers
>>97658365Our wizard has Regenerate, it's fine
>>97660568* in magical christmas realm universe where mars is a totally different planet populated by snack octopiI have to give it to them, after putting out Liz in every class in previous filler Liz events, dedicating the final regular event before the finale to Liz, with two different new elizabeths, with its story revolving about how everyone hates Liz and never wanted to see her again, was quite the authorial statement.
>>97660602>he doesn't remember the oldest Type Moon rulesJokes are the deepest lore.LIZ LOVE
>>97658133My current party would probably find it a bit of a waste of time. They have much more important things to do. I imagine they'd give her the choice of staying with them or going to her fiance. If she wants to stay with them they'd escort her to their base and leave her there while they go focus on the main quest.
>>97658133This goes one of two ways depending on who she falls for.They no way fag her so hard she cries out of frustration.She gets picked up by the party lesbian and then dumped because the party lesbian is a philanderer.
>>97660568just my Type
>>97658133For the Typemoon campaign I'm currently running?Her options kind of suck:>Alchemist with a devil in his head that's basically drugged out 24/7 so he doesn't do anything evil he's going to regret>Dead Apostle with MeoDP that's a violent siscon.>The Nemean Lion>Regular mage>Detective that doesn't understand human feelings.She's either getting pump and dumped before being delivered to her fiance or getting all her advances ignored because a majority of the party is presently incapable of human emotion.
Roll to fuck the party member she's in love with.
>>97660773>>Alchemist with a devil in his head that's basically drugged out 24/7 so he doesn't do anything evil he's going to regret>>Dead Apostle with MeoDP that's a violent siscon.>>The Nemean LionHow did these three alone not destroy the universe by the third session?
>>97660789I've been very careful.The DA is careful about people finding out about his eyes because that's a quick sealing designation and the Alchemist is an NPC so he's purposefully being reigned in from just turning things into dust on impulse, it also helps that the devil in his head isn't an actual demon. It's just some other ancient evil trying to posses him Fafnir-style.It helps combat is a relatively small part of the campaign, we're here to solve problems and it's very rare for muscle to the be the first solution. And when I do need to put a wall in-front of them I can just bring out something equally degenerate as a "hey don't try to fight this thing"
>>97660840>The DA is careful about people finding out about his eyes because that's a quick sealing designationI dont think they bother to give DAs sealing designations. They just kill them on sight with enforcers if they are able to.
>>97660849That's the players reasoning, if things truly got out of hand I'd just throw some executors at him that should get the job done, and if things got REALLY out of hand I'd just send in Ciel.
>>97660849If it's a magus who just vampirized themselves to have more time for research, it would make some amount of sense. They'd deal with their magecraft degrading as they lose their humanity, but there's a pretty long period of time where they'd still be considered a part of the Association (especially if nobody knows).
>>97658133These days I mostly play one shots with a heavy combat focus when I am partying as a PC.So if any shenanigans ain't quick then princess ain't gonna make it.She might as well be a golden egg or similarly fragile object that needs to make it from point a to b. What really matters is killing everything in the way and solving any obstacles in the path in a timely manner. Ain't none of my friends into spending time being weird with the DM as they awkwardly rp as the mcguffin unless it's to make jokes.
>>97660884Sounds fine once in a while, but can't imagine just playing combat-heavy oneshots all the time.I guess you guys have more fun with character builds than the game itself.
>>97659112>Orc horde rampaging across the kingdom in order to protect the virginity of the PrincessSeems like an absolutely hilarious adventure waiting to happen.
>>97660857>I'd just throw some executors at him that should get the job done, and if things got REALLY out of hand I'd just send in Ciel.The problem is the Nemean Lion. They cover each others weakenesses lore-wise. I don’t think Ciel would have a chance. You’d need some conceptual weapon from antiquity to harm him.
>>97660132Unfortunately for you, the forces that be will smite if you don't do the mission!
>>97658301This uniroinicly sounds like something someone would try to pull in my group.
>>97662259That's why you invest in a chastity cage (for that party member).
>>97662270Better yet, get him Ring of Regeneration, and whenever he steps out of the line, revoke his testicular rights for 1d6+1 days.
>>97660573Oops, well thanks.
>>97658133Luvia could handle most encounters at our power level with ease so I assume she just wants luggage-carriers, servants taking care of "necessities", and to stalk her love interest.In short it will be thoroughly unpleasant and boring and someone will probably smack that bitch before long.
>>97659447> it's not really anymore contrived than men liking ugly guys in pornyo what the fuck
>>97659112What about a footjob? She doesn't need clean soles.
>>97658133Shackle her in the hold of one of her mechs and ransom her back to her family for all the high tier scrap we can get. While also playing zone defense so our resident doesn’t chuck her off the side and leave her for dead. If the family gives us any guff, we crash a drone-controlled mazona into their mansion and set off its self destruct. We play Salvage Union.
>>97659447>(it's not really anymore contrived than men liking ugly guys in porn, if you ask me)A friend has told me that it's all about the degeneracy of it, but I'm convinced it's for the audience to be able to self-insert.
>>97663783ugly bastard is a tag, I guessbut pov would be better for self insertingbut im not convinced men like ugly guys in pornmaybe if the argument is that it's less threateningpsychology behind fetishism is wildill tell you what though >>97658133 would arrive safe and sound because we play irl and id like to speak to these people again
>>97663783It's both, self inserters are invariably extremely low IQ and degenerate by nature.
>>97663829>but pov would be better for self insertingMost POV stuff doesn't work for me in terms of self inserting. When I want to self insert, I watch stuff featuring Manuel Ferrara.
>>97663867bonjourno
>>97663548>accurate image of typical foot fetishist
>>97659112>>97663548Alright, after a long day at work this put a smile on my face
>>97659112>>97663548
>>97663548>/tv/ kino outside of /tv/Embarrassing for that board.
>>97658133
>>97663548Kek>>97664408Its just a bob and vagene board at this stage. Really should be nuked.
>>97660587Nah anon, it's better to let her act haughty because she knows she has to be a virgin only to introduce her to the concept of the poophole loophole
>>97658529Lawful Good is that she should do her duty and accept the arranged marriage so long as her husband will likewise do his duty.
>>97660573Fun fact, there's a niche linguistic theory that the Finno-Ugric and Japanese language groups are distantly related
GM has probably already counted on one certain party member banging her (he does) and has planned the story accordingly.>>97665834Not even impossibly niche since it has been proven that the Finno-Ugric languages indeed originated via long migration from Far-Eastern Siberia.
>>97663548>foot fetishists are filthy Mordor scum it checks out
>>97661948Revolution arc it is, then.
>>97663548>Oh shit my pants have just fell down
>>97658133>Ravenloft AD&D 2eDepends on encounter table rolls.More importantly: Gandr is probably song magic, but if it's necromancy, she might be in trouble.
>>97658133That depends on who her intended fiance is
>>97666404Her second cousin, who's also the BBEG's disowned, but loved son
>>97668464ah, young love...
>>97660789I don't think any of them would be that powerful, honestly. Alchemists aren't too different from mages, dead apostles aren't given strength by virtue of being vampires (their strength comes from years of training, a human with enough time and lifespan could achieve the same), and the nemean lion is probably the strongest of the lot since only Heracles could best it.
>>97658133All of the human males in my party are solely interested in money or arcane bullshit, so that won't go anywhere. Unless she likes goatmen; he wants romance
>>97658301Thanks for letting everyone know you are nogames, retard.
>>97658133The sorcerer loves only THE FLAME.The rogue would probably go for it, purely for the chaos.The ranger is racist against humans.The barbarian seeks only dominion over his fellow goblins.The fighter is 90% likely to be a lesbian, but it too awkward to make anything happen.The cleric is straight.So there's a fair chance that, barring some sort of external disaster, she makes it to her destination without distraction.
>>97669729>noblewoman x beastmanQuite literally, the bulk of older women's fantasy novels
>>97671002Nowadays it's Rich CEO Beastman x Self-insert Girlfailure Everywoman
>>97663548>>97659112What about her legs? A bit of thigh sex? Ooh, they look tasty.
>>97658133>merchant kingSo not even actual royalty. As we're currently playing Rifts the party has a captured and refitted Coalition Death's Head Transport to make whatever trip relatively quick.>already in love with one of the party membersSo her options are:Burster twink, very gayFull conversion borg, also gayCat's Eye Dragon, equal opportunity pervertCyberknight lady and her husbandMalamute dogboy, married to cyberknightDepending on which of those she's taken a shine to, the bratty "princess" either gets to be frustrated for a day or two as her advances are rebuffed or play out "what does the dragon do with the princess before the knight arrives?" Also the party are likely to be understanding if she's not into this arranged marriage, even supportive if she can tone down the haughtiness just a tad.
>>97658529>What is the Lawful Good option here?to let her make her own decisionsretard
>>97676571>letting a young woman make unlawful decisionsSounds pretty chaotic to me, bro.
>>97658133Does she come with a whipping boy servant whom she constantly mistreats and humiliates?
>>97676880Of course, a lady must have a whipping boy to take out her vile bile urges, for once she gets married, she won't kill her husband.
>>97661525>>97668595Nemean Lion is a bit of a misnomer. It's closer to say it's an elemental with the attributes of the Nemean Lion. So while yes, man-made items don't do anything. He's not Heracles-tier in physical stats, you can infact, Blungeon him to death bare handed if you're like, Kouma or some other supernaturally strong entity. Don't need to be a servant to manhandle him.
>>97658133... y'know, the last time I escorted a noblewoman to their destination, she at least worked alongside us. All you've done is whinge, complain and act REALLY inappropriately with our cleric, which, by the way, you're engaged, knock that shit off.>You can't talk to me like that, my daddy hired you to escort me!You're right. He hired us to make sure you got there safe and intact.>Yeah, so...HOWEVER! He gave no instruction about your sensibility and dignity; so listen close. If I hear or see you step out of line once, I swear to the great gold dragon bahamut himself that I'll find the nearest circus and make you perform as a CLOWN , BEFITTING YOUR IMMATURE BEHAVIOUR, AM I CLEAR?>Y-you can't do that, my da-Your father isn't here, and I'm the one in charge of this operation, as chosen by him, SO BUCK UP AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, OR I WILL MAKE GOOD ON THAT, I'M GODBOUND NOW. I'M NOT EVEN THAT RELIGIOUS BUT I UNDERSTAND HOW BINDING WHAT I JUST SAID WAS , AND I AM PERFECTLY FINE WITH THAT.... I'm gonna go ahead. Scout out the path. If I hear a peep!... Grease paint.
>>97668464Isn't Luvia Rin's second cousin? How is that supposed to work? Is she marrying Sakura (disowned but loved)
>>97663756Dude is it any good? My friends really want me to do another go at Lancer but I would rather play Salvage Union.Any resources you use to keep track of mechs and mech parts?
>>97678585Originaly, the Tohsaka were a very minor magus family practicing kung fu magecraft. One of them somehow got apprenticed under the Wizard Marshal meeting him at a hotel. He was given the blueprints for the Gem Sword, and trying to reproduce it pretty much became their family magecraft from then onwards.Around the Third War, Rin's great grandpa hooked up with one of the Edelfelt twins who participated in the war. His dick was so good that the woman fled her family and handed him the Edelfelt gem magecraft, which was vastly superior to anything the Tohsakas had, and was also what they needed for the Gem Sword. That's about it.No matter your magus generation, no one is immune to jobbing, and no one is immune to the dick.
>>97679636So yes, they're second cousins and Luvia is going to be marrying Sakura according to this scenario. I guess my party buys her a bunch of ivermectin. For the worms.
