Is Dimension 20's Calorum the single most original DND setting ever?
The D&D show with the morbidly obese players named a setting “calorium”? Kek.
>>97658542Clever mapping desu
>>97658542>hotdogs between the meat and bread realms
>>97659136Candia is centrally positioned between the creams in lacramore, the gelatines in meatland, sugars and esters in frutopia and the cereals/flour desert for cakesIronically it should be lactamor. Lacra would be human tears iirc
>>97658542The book cloudy with a chance meatballs came out in 1978
Wasn't this just game of thrones & sausage party thrown into a blender?
>>97658542>>97658877>>97659136What the fuck happened to this board that it's now so full of redditors who think that shit like a high fantasy world based on food is cool?
>>97658542That's just the Eastern Kingdoms from WoW, Brightgarden is exactly where Stormwind would be, then Castle Candy is Ironforge & Uvano is Gnomeregan. Up at the top there Carn is Lordaeron.
>>97658542CALORUM DEEZ NUTZ NIGGAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>97658542a bit unrealisticthere should be a metropolis on the coast between pizza and the river from butter lake
>>97658542I feel like the dairy islands should look more like cheese
>>97659891Scanning for whimsy. Please wait...No whimsy found. Recommend heavy dose of childlike wonder.
>>97658542Not pyramid-shaped enough.
>>97658542How fucking fat are you when your setting has a butter lake?
>>97661226>Not pyramid-shaped enough.
>>97659891>OH NO! why doesn't everyone hold the same opinions as me?>this is NOT what I thought 4chan would be after reading about it on twitter!welcome aboard kido, now shut the fuck up, this ain't no hivemind
>>97663086Its a stupid "opinion"
>>97658542>No CornholdBro, what the fuck?MAKING ME SO FUCKING ANGRY.
>>97659898Why, he's even made the undead area be the meat zone (mostly).
>>97664629No, the undead area is the underground fungus kingdom.https://dimension20.fandom.com/wiki/Saprophus
>>97659891ACKS came out and most of the polCHADS went to play games. Libshit redditors continue not playing games because they are all annoying and can't stand each other
>>97665904This place is more liberal than the corporate hellscape that is reddit, chuddy.
>>97658542What races would be associated with what regions?>MeatlandsOrcs, because protein goes with warrior culture.>Dairy IslandsGnomes, because I don't know where else to put them.>CeresiaHumans, because we're based agriculture chads.>CandiaTieflings, because of temptation.>FructeraHalflings, because of shire-type shit.>VegetaniaElves, because those are the untamed wilds.>FungaldarkDwarves, because they have to go somewhere and I don't see mushrooms on the map.
>>97659891Crawl into pic related, you prancing, boy-molesting fruitcake. There is an endless sea of faggy shitposts and bait threads that deserve to be shat on, so go there and stop bothering people who are having an actual conversation.
>>97659784more like "what if the Candy Kingdom from Adventure Time and adjacent absurd fantasy kingdoms had the same political dynamics as GoT", but yes>>97658542>most original DND setting ever?lol no, but it's good fun still
>okay everybody roll initiative>OH, NATURAL 20! LET'S GO!!!>ugh, a natural 1 on initative - my dice are cursed to day!>okay ally the goblins are going to attack you what do you do>i do a naked butt dance>INCREDIBLE. UNBELIEVABLE. AMAZING. okay they have pretty big stats they need a natural 10 to save... *rolls offscreen* OH. MY. GOD. THREE NATURAL FOURS. THEY ALL FAIL BY ONE. INCREDIBLE. INCREDIBLE. THEY ALL DIE, KABLAMwhat the FUCK am I watching?
>>97658542Kind of looks like someone drew Africa but from memory.
>>97669484I don't know anon, it's nothing ITT.
>>97659891Post your map?
>>97658542What is the land to the north? Ice Cream?
>>97673624I figured it was salt
