Rate this group, /tg/.
>Ranger>Sorcerer(?)>Fighter>ThiefPretty well balanced, though they have no sources of resurrection. The hobbit thief should ideally be a busty woman who acts as stress relief for the rest of the party.
>>97662387>They're playing D&DShit party, shit players.
>>97662551Do you honestly never take a break from shitposting.
>>97662551Have you tried not posting on /tg/?
>>97662632>The horny bard (he'll get your group in a lot of trouble, but will get you out of trouble just as often)>The cowardly thief (perfect alert watcher)>The reckless barbarian (the party will waste the majority of the party funds to revive them, but the barbarian takes most of the death-causing damage for the group)>The fighter (every party needs the DPS)>The smart wizard (as dumb as the bard)
>>97662712aWOOOOOOOOGAWho's the busty blonde in purple ? Not Peach obviously, wise guy.
I remember watching this episode as a kid and thinking that the Wizard seemed overpowered and I was right irl too.
>>97662387I loved this episode. I think it's unironically what got me into TTRPG.
My party (we play fate)
>>97662857B Jenet I'm pretty sure
>>97662442>ThiefHe's a bard, his main weapon is a mandolin
>>97662721>The smart wizard (as dumb as the bard)Wait, what? Why?
>>97663314Just because you know how to wiggle your fingers and read ancient tomes, it doesn't mean you can't be a retard when fun is involved.
>>97662862The tin man solos like 40 wolves in the original book and the scarecrow is essentially immortal as long as someone's around to stuff some more hay into him. The Lion is a coward in the same way a bully is, only being willing to attack things that are notably weak. If he's properly motivated, he's extremely powerful. Dorothy can direct them properly.
>>97662442>they have no sources of resurrectionOf course they do, they can just ask their DM.Asking the DM not only fixes any and all problems that don't actually exist in the system, but makes D&D the world's greatest TTRPG.
For me personally.
How's my team looking /tg/
>>97662551They're playing Mazes & Monsters you stupid secondary retard. It's a completely different and more balanced system!
>>97663970IIRC Tik Tok (far right) is pretty cracked too, as long as he didn't wind down. Can't remember if Jack is worth a damn, but this is a good party.
Here's my cyberpunk crew!
>>97662387A bowman, faker, kemp and hompe.
>>97664305How can anything be more balanced than D&D? Just ask your DM for whatever you want.
>>97664256>dead in the most catastrophic defeat the rebelpublicsistance ever experienced (her fault)>dead, killed by his retarded chud son>dead, incel, tried to kill his apprentice, destroyed the jedi order, spent entire life seething alone on a farm, just before he died pointlessly he learned he was never the one spoken of in prophecy, evil emperor's (grand)daughter is and she takes his family name>alive because marketable plushies never dieEmbarrassing party to choose honestly.
>>97662712>only trans-coded games are present (&kekken)41/100
>>97664280>all wizards>average Wisdom score between is a 7
>>97664346>Cares about the sequels
>>97662442The ranger can Reincarnate, at higher levels
>>97664325Jack is the comedic relief character whose shenanigans lead the party to adventures, trouble, and saving the day.
My group has a rotating cast on who's available but it's getting to be a bit much. Sometimes everyone shows up at once. How would you run this table?
>>97664462>allowing the group to go past five membersShan't be playing
>>97662712>>97664462Smash TTRPG when?
>>97664462Episodic sessions that you have several of planned for ahead of time.Design some with smaller groups in mind while having some simpler ones designed for 5+ player groups as well. Players have to RSVP at least 24hours in advance to guarantee a slot, first come first serve with 8 players max per session outside of special occasions.
>>97662387I think this is the first time I've seen "Dnd" in a cartoon.
>>97664643Better quality photo
>>97664426Hey, you're the one who's cucked by the Mouse. I'm just here to laugh at you and your "heroes."
>>97664341>How can anything be more balanced than D&D?Uh duh? Because Mazes & Monsters doesn't make wizards out to be total bullshit unless it's the BBEG. That way the Paladin and the Ranger can still be allowed to do stuff and not get overshadowed. Also D&D doesn't have a module where you fight a pinata dragon.
>>97663970>>97664325What system? Nobilis?
>>97664433Ah good, then the thief could come back as a busty elf and properly support his/her party.
>>97662442>>97664022They don't have to worry about resurrection because their DM would never kill them.
>>97662609Do you honestly never take a break from policing the board and being a backseat janny?
>>97664953You can still ask the DM for anything you want, so that makes D&D the world's greatest TTRPG.
>>97665957Take it easy on the poor retarded kid, he's trying his best to get a job as a WotC social-media manager lol.
>>97665726Oz: Dark and Terrible.
>>97664256>Sword mage>Rogue>Beastman barbarian>dead weight homebrew "princess" class, because mom makes you play with your baby sister
>>97665967>You can still ask the DM for anything you wantlollmao even
>>97665791>all melee*shoots arrows*
>>97662632>Heyy pretty draco-momma.
>>97662442>The hobbit thief should ideally be a busty woman who acts as stress relief for the rest of the party.What.
How would they fare
>>97668968Poorly, one is already a traitor and another will fly off the handle for first barefoot female, of any species.
>>97665791Weaponlord was pretty sick, shame about the controls.
>>97668749>rolls a 1>gets burnt to a crisp>johnny scream.mp3>"yeah whatever.."
>>97665948Just like we don't have to worry about your opinions because you would never actually play games
>thief/fighting-woman>barbarian/thief>thiefTiefmaxxing is the true way to play sword & sorcery campaigns.
>>97670172The thief class in itself is pretty stupid considering a lot of the skills are just general adventurer skills
>>97670402Okay, but what about a thief-thief class?
>>97670766>it steals things from other classes
>>97664641Actually decent party, but allowing druid to use some third-hand module was retarded on DM side>>97664690>Dead, Drunk, Dead
>>97668968Left to right>Psycho murderhobo>Le quirky le loony>Insufferably serious guy>Guy working with the GM to fuck the team>Self-centred cunt>Silent BobThis is like the worst nightmare for players party and it's equally bad when you account for their characters.It would be a nightmare to run or play with them.
Here's my party.
>>97664649Really greaseball shit
>>97672047>caster nukes every encounterGood ol' 3.5
>five verities of Bard flavor
>>97664650> pawn> pawn> knight> pawn (sacrifice)
>>97672665>4/5 of the party is castersuninspired.
>>97668985And then there's Steve Bussy who's a total fucking cunt all his life who can't be relied on not to be a petty bitch.
>>97671656>Dale (Hunter with poison focus)>Bill (Barbarian tank)>Hank(lawful-good paladin)>female fighter-thief dual class with extra BS mage specs(she fails almost every skill check because she's spread too thin) >Boom Howard(that guy who plays bard and tries to turn every dialog into his own personal ERP session)
>>97664367>unironically says "coded"Why do you feel the need to announce publicly that you're a massive flaming gayboy?
>>97664765>Can't readMFW
>>97675825Ra*e Gang!? Based.
>>97676068>Ra*e Gang!?Rare?
>>97676538Rate gang, as OP said
>>97672712>nemesis party appears in your path! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH6Gahqc9ik
>>97677759>There was never an Aqjabats Cover of Saddam-A-Go-Go
>>97662442Comfort halflings are a must for balanced parties.
>>97668426Folds to Pale damage.
