Now what, Charisma character?
>already impregnated all of their wives>misty step away laughingEven a low level charisma character is terrifying.
>>97662615I guess I'll just watch as that barbarian horde stomps my arch-enemy. I may have led the barbarians to believe that my foe said some pretty nasty shit about their wives, mothers and ancestors alike
>jeeves stand in front of me for a moment. I must depart briefly.
>>97662615>You all are looking for my twin, I take it?
>hirelings, do your thing
>*convinces them to follow me*
>>97662615Quickened Empowered Maximized Persistent Fireball, followed by Dazing Fireball.
>>97662615Those guys are clearly horny and there isn't enough hole in their community to go around.I just lay back and enjoy the rides as their sex addiction enslaves them to my will.There are no cultures which do not have a deity of lust and beauty. Most have multiples.Worship me. I am a generous god, to those whose form pleases me. My temple is made of iron, and those barbarians understand their true strength.
>>97662615It appears negotiations have regrettably broken down so it's time to step back and let the conflict resume. Thankfully our contract didn't specify any significant penalty for failure, though our reputation is now in tatters. Then again I could argue that there was little hope of making such barbarians see reason in the first place.
>>97662615Not a lot to be done. As this is clearly one guy cloned many times, I am facing down a magician much more clever than I. I hit the kicks as fast as possible and pray I never run into the magician I somehow crossed.
>>97662615>Sohei/Enlightened Paladin I charge and pummeling style their faces
I artfully convince them that I am infact immortal.
>>97662615Why do they all look exactly the same?
Charm them with a song
>>97662615Just ask the DM.Asking the DM solves all problems, nogames.
>>97662615>Can't we talk about this??And then I run. By the rules of cinema and comedic timing, I am already immortal and just have to go through a moderately unpleasant escape scene. Then they will either promptly disappear from my life forever, or they'll come back later as opportune allies.
>>97662615Convince them that if they kill me they wont all get their dicks sucked.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>97662615"Me um taking your land."
>>97662615charisma character?
>>97662615>Now what, Charisma character?I shall rape them.
>>97662682>player tried this in one of my games>wasn't really expecting to get away with it, and the dice agreed that it wasn't a believable lie>look the player dead in the eye>"You've given me a broad outline of your character's backstory, a few people he'd interacted with in the past, but not a lot of detail on his family.">Brief look of confusion on his face, then a decisive nod of agreement.And that's how a PC ended up with an identical twin brother with a glorious mustache who showed up a few sessions later.
>>97664516A character with rizz. Like Bill Clinton
>>97662615I activate Blue Steel to stop them in their tracks.
>>97662725based
>>97662725Nice
>>97662615>1e Exalted. Specifically, Lunars.>Have 3+ purchases of Deadly Beastman Transformation because it's based on Charisma>For really bad reasons, but it is.What now, mortals?
>>97662615>gm, i want to seduce them>do you want a persuasion or intimidation check?
>>97674266Spellcraft.
>>97662615>I use Call Truce -feat with my minmaxed +30 diplomacy bonus while levitating
>>97662615Holy Word.
>>97662615*Casts Fireball at Spell save DC 19 (8 + 6 proficiency bonus + 5 CHA mod)*:)
>>97662615>pathfinder oradin with nature mystery and gauntlet of heartfelt blowsobviously I kill them all
>>97662615>cha casteridk cloudkill maybe?
>>97662615Yell out "FUCK YEAH! LET'S DO IT!" and join their charge to go fuck something up.
>>97662615enjoy running straight into a flamethrower, looser
