Ice Cream Kitty.Previous: >>97629907>News & RemindersTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is outArena Championship 11 won by Marcelo Cavalcante (Dimir Midrange, Brazil, he/him)https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-march-2-2026>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQHobbies other than mtg?
>3 hours>0 repliesHella depressing, cement us
There's nothing to talk about. Strixhaven spoiler have not begun yet.
>>97665863Everyone is too busy playing turbo mega nigga turtles to post bro dont worry we are fine.
>>97665920Michaelangelos > Donatellos > Leonardo > Raphaels
Hey Standardbabbies, what are the most overpowered decks now?Thinking about building one to farm local Standard tournaments
holy shit using saving endurance against a mill commander is so satisfying
>>97665439>>TQfishing
>>97667198commander is gay
Watching Nummys drafts... yeah no fuck that im holding my gold for Strixhaven.
>>97667150Building standard deck in paper is retarded, you will get 2 month of milage from it tops until next set makes it obsolete>>97667280Why? His sultai current deck is super fun, leo & don is insanely fun and good card
>>97667293>Building standard deck in paper is retarded, you will get 2 month of milage from it tops until next set makes it obsoletethey're also like $400-$1000 these days
>>97667293>>97667306Magic is not for the poors If you're not spending at least a few grand a year on hobbies then youre not serious
>>97667439This is the Arena thread, if you're good you can grind out events and not have to pay a cent.
Hell fun draftAnd i am hella happy with total TMNT results so far.
So this guy took control of my necromancy i guess he though it would give him my creature but really he just gave me a free enchantment. Then he shame consneeded. Hilarious.
>>97667811I pretty much trophied 5x with UR on day 1 then tried GB on day 2 and went 0-3 and ragequit the format lol
>>97667860GB isn't that good, the real winner of the format is W.
>>97667903I really like green.Every color/color pair has insane cards, so in long run card like Cowabunga should slightly up green winrate over other colors
Is pick two draft good or nah? I only have enough for a couple of drafts and id rather not get diddled in my cowabunghole.
Tmnt is ass
>>97668066It's fine, definitely different for high level play but you probably won't care if you're just a newbie.
>>97668133The draft is pretty funEverything is really balancedCasey is supposedly shit compared to the turtles yet I got 7 wins by winning out on the DRAW 3 grind game Also I really REALLY like Casey Jones Very great character and designShredder is cool tooFuck all the turtles and the black o'neil thoughKrang is a fucking disgusting abomination to look at but MTG needs more gross outsPeople were writing like it was supposed to be the worse thing everBut if you ignore all the pizza shit. It's one of the better Sets MTG has done in terms of playability
>>97668353The new boards music is a cowabanger dude!
Ahhh fuck when i view the deck stat page the arrow to go back to the cards doesnt work and it keeps resetting my draft deck with all the cards. Cowafuckmyass dudes.
>>97668353IMO this is a good set and that kinda sucks because it means the UB hell parade will never ever end but also it does have the upside of making Spider-Man look even shittier in comparison. They literally did your exact shtik but made it fun and weren't dicks about the copyright, Marvel!
>draft too good of a deck>get shuffler'dYou think just because you took good cards you get to actually draw them? Absurd. Here's more land than you even remember adding.
>watching FF draftsCant believe i missed this set... really hope they do a 2nd set one day.
>>97668995somehow Turtles has more in common with Kamigawa and Mirrodin than it does with Spidermanwhich is why it's surprisingly not-shit
>>97669479easily the best draft set of the last 10 years, an absolute Limited all-timer. plus it was the most profitable set ever because your winnings were inflated to hell by scalpers.
>>97669479Cowabummer dude! It was great.
anyone else pleasantly surprised the arena devs actually put in the legendary creatures from the tmnt precon into the game? granted everyone here is draftaddled but its a nice pool of cards to test out in brawl.
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Statistically it's not possible to be going second as often as you do unless they're loading the queues with fake bot players who take all the first turns.
>>97669783i remember the guy who recorded his results after 10,000 games and he went second like 3/5ths of the time, and people still brought up the usual 'you dont understand statistics' argument
You ever style on someone by complete accident? You had the win one way but didn't see it so ended up doing something more convoluted for no reason? I think I just did that.
>win three real games where both player got to play>"okay now Mr. Shuffler is going to hold you down and make sure you don't do anything while we let your opponent go first and curve out for the next few games as punishment for having fun"
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>>97670114>refusing to acknowledge basic patternsI long to be as dumb as your kind.
>>97670122Yeah the game is out to get you.
>>97670169Yes anon, every live service game is literally made to retain players, and a near even win/loss ratio is one of the easiest methods to do so.
>>97670193But you only pay attentions to the patterns that are against you. When the game goes after your opponent, you just chalk up a win and move along.But if pattern repeats both for you and your opponents, then it's just the law of averages.
>>97669948Yeah I did earlier today. I had lethal with psychic frog and perfect information but played a PW instead. Oppo got a dumb topdeck and nearly killed me but I had a tutor in hand to save me.
Its rigged its been settled already
I want omnath meta back
>>97670230lol no, when an opponent playing landfall hits 3 lands in 10 draws, I can tell the game screwed them too, as I don't make the brain dead assumption they built the deck so poorly as to declaw their own deck strategy.But again, you love pretending a digital client would never do anything less than trying to emulate rng as close as possible, right? Oh, what's that, hand smoothing and deck weighing? OOPS.
Ended up 3-3 in a premier draft, with 2 of those being floods. Was on 16 lands 2 land cyclers, never needed to cycle. Variance bites you sometimes.
>>97669849>his memory is so good he can remember things that never happened
>8x 3 mana extra turn spells, 2-4x 3 mana end the turn>Gideon of the Trials, Consign to Memory, Angel's Grace (+Isochron Scepter if needed)>JVP + SnapcasterWish I had enough money to chuck at a Jeskai manabase, force of negation, etc for this shitbrew on a lark.
>>97671687Sir this is the arena thread
Im the best drunk drafter there ever was.
What are some blowout side deck cards in temur that I can fetch off of North Wind Avatar in standard?I have broadcast takeover and the common side deck cards like Lantern and Fire Magic but I'm looking for more dumb things.Something like Aetherize against badgermole decks, but not as expensive?
2-0 so far i think im unstoppable
>>97672663My mind goes to tidebinder to kneecap a piece of their engine but that's probably too cute.
3-0
4-0 gg ez pick two is ez i did get busted cards though.
>>97672777>4-0 draft + trips of luckclassic ajanibro w
>>97672934Hell yeah look i beat a Krang no wait two Krangs! Uhh 1-1… the first game i flooded it didnt count.
Ah fuck 1-2 my opponent had the negate cowabummer dudes.
I guess 18k and a token for a pass is ok. Sounds fucking brutal but i made it mtgag. Im gonna go eat a burger and ill finish this very sexy draft.
>draft disgustingly overpowered deck>go 0-2>rage>easily win 7 straightthey baited me
>>97673553top end was nothing but bombs lol
Aw great i got three mondo geckos from my packs thats awesome thanks mtga! I cant wait to brew my sweet mondo gecko deck you fucking niggers i hope you get terrorist attacked like charlie hebdo you fucking queers hust make everything worse every year dumbass retards too bad you will never get my money.
>TMNT has made zero impact on standardDamn
just had a draft run where every loss was to this card.70% winrate rares are fucking stupid and they shouldn't print this shit, fuck EDH
>>97674011Just play Last Ronin retardGOD
>>97674057I did lose an otherwise unloseable game to that card but at least it's a Mythic
>>97674011oh I NEED to get that thing pregnant
>>97665439I haven't truly played since the FF set and the one that came after. How is this new set? I briefly touched the spidey one and it was so fucking trash, it made me drop the game (and shadowverse being up ate my time) I now got the itch to play... but if the game is still in that spiderman design mentality I rather spend my time toying with Retroarch. Be honest onegai.
>>97674084oh FUCK, I forgot, I only give a shit about standard and (standard) limited, any other mode is meaningless to me.
>>97674092If you enjoy limited you should try the vintage cube once it's back in a few weeks. Different flavor than standard but I've been enjoying it more than any other format in years.
I just reinstalled Arena after some 3+ years without playing. Obviously all my decks are outdated as fuck now, and I have no desire to spend any money to buy packs. What formats are best for me to play?
>>97674203>constructedAs always the eternal formatsPioneer, historic, timeless, brawl>limitedPremier and quick draft
>>97665439One of the funnest Elemental decks I've drafted in a while. I've had two people scoop to me playing Twinflame Travelers on 4 and Eclipsed Flamekin the next turn.
>>97674203draftwhen you can't, some "fun" combo in pioneer or historic
I stopped having fun in draft.The results are good and i enjoy how fast pick 2 is but 190 cards takes it toll. I think i saw all possible packs in existence already (barring the secret cards) and shit became mundane now.
>>97674837It was an ok set really i think it was similar but better than kamigawa and eoe.
I think im gonna buy some gems
>>97676236Remember that the best deal is only $100
>>97676473It really is the $200 pack is one cent more than if you just bought it twice.
>>97676236is there any chance you can buy my account at big discount?
>>97676902Nah i just bought someones credit card info for $20 and used that. Pretty good deal if you ask me.
>>97677020Viva Brazil!
I kind of hate pick 2 draft jesus christ
ive been playing MTGO (which I know is not arena) since 2010, but I haven't played it in awhile. Now I just use Macs. I was gonna make a VMware fusion virtual machine of a windows machine but will it still work well if I only give it 4gb or 6gb RAM? it says 8gb minimum which sounds insane because I use to run this on a piece of shit windows vista machineit says it also needs 16gb HDD space which is much less of an issue but I dont trust what the neural networks saying (where I got the info 4 or 6gb ram will work) so does anyone have any experience with that?also why would I rather want to play arena instead of MTGO? I tried arena before years back and while it looked graphically a lot better, MTGO was faster and smoother and reminded me of a contemporary version of the Duels of the Planeswalkers "shandalar" deck duel part of the game. any other info I should know about it? I'd be running it on an m2 MacBook book air which has run everything else no problem including resident evil 4 remake in 4k at medium settings and various porting kit emulations like Age of empires 2 & 3 (Steam HD versions).
I cant wait for Urza to return and punish you all for your hubris.
>>97677370>why would I rather want to play arena instead of MTGO? I tried arena before years back and [...] it looked graphically a lot betterIt's also free
>>97677541Not really
>>97677370You could play both? I dont know any answers to your tech question im retarded.
>>97677541I dont really plan to spend much if anything on revisiting magic online. but I had some great decks on Magic Online. A pretty sweet Nicol Bolas red blue black commander deck, a really fun white lifelink cat tribal deck, a black green infect deck from drafting scars of mirrodin in 2010 which I kept those cards over the years. and they added some crazy cards to the game I think I have a mox of something in there (not just chrome mox). Arena has all that? or just the newest cards
>>97677370I looked it up and apparently MTGA supports MacOS natively but only through Steam for whatever reason. So you’ll have to go through that
>>97677888>Arena has all that? or just the newest cardsIt's mostly just OG Ixalan forward but there are some older cardsYou can look up cards on scryfall to see if they're in arena
>>97678079>>97678079>>97678079>>97678079That’s cool yeah I have some paper cards from Ixalan and on MTGO I’ve got quite a few cards from that. I might consider checking it out although I did a random commander battle and the guy was using cool standard cards or whatever and then he pulls out something that’s like a fucking race car. I think that’s from one of these new sets where they’re getting stuff from other creative universes. lol wtf. It’s like typing in race car Jimmy or whatever the age of empires two cheat was for the Shelby cobra ha. I mean I watched ninja Turtles as a kid or whatever but I’m not thinking that’s gonna be very cool to draft whereas whenever I revisited MTGO I would do like two or three booster drafts just to check it out. I have no interest in having ninja Turtles shit, marvel crap or fucking fallout stupid crap although the Final Fantasy stuff and Lord of the rings definitely makes sense. And seems pretty cool. But I guess I missed the Final Fantasy drafts. But somehow, I have like a couple power 9 cards like I have time twister and Bazaar of Baghdad. I have no freaking clue how I ended up with those cards. I also have Ali from Cairo and just a few other really sick things. Runs so sluggishly though Jesus what a memory hog for a static card game. Yikes!!
Hey shithead, I know you're in here. Go fuck yourself paypiggy.
>>97679042Fuck did I do
What can I sideboard if I never want to see valgavoth again in my entire lifetime?
>>97679042$100 is nothing bro sorry youre poor. Been there before it sucks just pull yourself up by your heeled mini boot straps and try to be nice.
>>97680692This if you play creatures.
I always wear my heeled mini boots when i go out to play tmnt mtg!
>>97677370Arena is where 99% of Standard games happen.It's also the easiest place to draft for free, and by far where most draft games are played as well (and oddly has tournaments now with actual cash payout for Limited).So as a longtime player those are your main reasons to maintain an Arena account.
>>97680692
i'm just not gonna play it (the turtle set)
>build a mill deck>suddenly matched up against 250 card decks running Gaea's Blessingdon't think i'm not noticing
Limited is so dogshit. I'm losing to a WUBRG deck composed of nothing but BASIC LANDS and that obviously has all five colors instantly while I had to mulligan my 1 land hand. Shit like this doesn't happen in constructed at all. This garbage is *not* normal and has never happened nor ever will in actual tabletop magic.
>>97681695Now try sending a ticket to their customer service and pay attention to your and your opponents land draws for the next few games.
>>97681712
This set is kind of ass to draft they tricked me with the first one and now its play bombs or lose. Also they power crept brawl so hard the deck ive been using for six months suddenly no longer works. Cool!
What's the point of powdered cubeYou dont get to keep the cardsAlso why is it called powdered cube
Oh cool i cant win a game in any format its just bad hands everywhere while my opponent styles on me with trash cards.
What is the point of running removal tribal in Brawl? How is it fun?
>>97682155Making the other guy scoop is a win condition
>>97682136The point is that the games are fun
>>97682163Then they should make it freeFuck I hate Jews of the Coast
>>97682159Okay. How is it fun?
>>97682168It doesnt even need to be free, it just needs a payout that compensates for being a phantom event. Whether that entails lower entry or higher returns idc.
>>97682189You get to deny people of their own funThat in itself is fun
>>97682189Its fun when the bad guy vomits must answer creatures every turn and i blow them up. How is that not fun? My favorite part is when they rope or spam emotes when i cast a board wipe or reanimate some retard like krang or bahamut.
>>97682335How is shitting out creatures fun? How is casting free spells fun? Help im retarded and poor.
Fugg... need to save gold for Strixhaven but I really want the EoE full art basics...