Fancy Dressed Gretchin Edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh (embed) (embed) (embed)>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5>10th Edition Rules:https://gofile<dot>io/d/9LvQTLhttps://mega<dot>nz/folder/Em0Rmb7I#4GR-B7y4cu5nCB5QziXM4A>How to make wargames terrain:https://gofile.io/d/s99zDV>Previous Thread:>>97678116>Thread Question:How much teef could an Ork-chuk chuck if an Ork-chuk could chuck teef?
What a stupid fucking TQ
>>97681635>Thread Questionuhhh… lots!
>>97681646orks chucking teef is serious biznis. talk your own TQ if you don’t like it.
>their>theyFemale and/or mtf trans marines are 100% going to be a thing by 12th edition.
This thread has been claimed by the Black Lion of Ultramar!
So what do we think... Are Orks actually not the starter box faction now? Are all the new model rumors actually for the Armageddon campaign box?
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>>97681635Is the currently ongoing WW3 going to lead to an increase of my Games Workshop Warhammer 40k models?
>>97681658unsure if this is bait, but when its a mass group of individuals “he” becomes “they” even if its talking about a singular individual where the gender is known.
Guard Newb here. Put these fellas together over the weekend during down time at work. Just need to throw the horses together to finish my patrol box and ready it for painting.
>>97681666yesand also more political oversensitivity for the themes of your wargame
>>97681673I'm sorry dude, but you're finna have to clean those boys up nigga
>>97681666>checked your evil digitsAll I know is that we won't be seeing a Tallarn box anytime soon.
>>97681658Ewww
>>97681679I didn't have my exacto with me at the jobsite since it is technically an open blade and can cause issues if there was a snap inspection or one of my charges stumbled across it. I am slicing off the leftover bits of sprue rn at my home desk.
Can someone post some SOVL or something, I have kino deficiency
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>>97681658Do you ever get tired of being fucking retarded?
>>97681705BruhI said SOVL not SOVLless
>>97681697Do you mean SOVL? As in something is old therefore it is now good? Anyways here's what I think might qualify.Not sure what the specific model is called but I would love an ID on it.
>>97681705Plexiglass? Minimalism finally hits 40k (no, not that kind of mini, the other kind of mini)
>>97681725Looks like an old necromunda guy
>>97681714>>97681727
>>97681735I think i'm gonna vomit
>>97681735Real IKEA gaming
>>97681738Go back to pol buddy
Monica is almost ready for the oil wash.
OI. YOO. YES, (YOO).FROW UP SUM'UV YA BEST ORKS.WE'Z CELLYBRATIN' DA NEW GITS ON DA WAY.
>>97681748Is anything he said wrong, though?
>>97681673Kasrkin would make really cool zombies/poxwalkers
>>97681705>>97681735>can't even bother to fully paint their miniatures
>TQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrQnTfxFZrA
>>97681761It feels like forever ago since I painted these dudes. Is orktober gonna come early this year?
>>97681735Sovl of a different kind
>>97681735Its not even the terrain thats pissing me off, its that the only models in the photo aren't fucking painted
>>97681649>Word Bearers Launch BoxChaos Lord/Sorcerer in Terminator Armor (Refresh)Lord Apostle (Refresh of Dark Apostle to a multi-pose kit)Forsaken Cultists (Stronger but more expensive Cultists)Annointed (Melee-focused Legionaries sidegrade)Mhara Gal Daemon Engine (New Contemptor Helbrute)Chosen TerminatorsNew Possessed Saturnine unit based off Phraetus Annointed (Semi-Obliterators?)>Post-LaunchDaemon Primarch LorgarErebusCoryphaus (Semi-Lord, Lieutenant Equivalent)Esoterists (Possessed Sorcerers squad, like Exalted Sorcerers)
>>97681768Sorry i’ll remove those models to make it better
>>97681756Monica is a femoid name
>>97681738You mean the people who get so triggered over the use of basic english words such as they and them that they loop around into looking as irrational as the people they think they're criticising? Yeah I could see that.
>>97681705>>97681735Is there any way to make a symmetrical and "fair" "L shaped" board terrain actually look good with painted terrain?Or is there just no saving such a terrain concept? I'm at the point where I'd rather have my army at a stupidly unfair disadvantage as long as the terrain looks excellent.Do you think the Historical wargaming and scale model kings could make competitive L shaped terrain look good?
>>97681784Damn, wasn't meant to be a reply. Captcha's been fucking up for a bit.
People dont actually think there are going to be word bearers in the 11e box do they? They should just turf the power armour bullshit just this one time and give us all what we wantGuard vs orks, the ultimate rivalry
>>97681787Say it out loud but slowly.
>>97681798Guard v Orks is how 10th ends, anon. We're getting Armageddon after Eye of Terror.
>>97681798Beat it, greenie. Armageddon is Corn country now.
>>97681738Cease, goy.
>>97681807>he doesn't know orks are getting armageddon for good this time
>>97681784it sure is cool CSM are getting all these sloppity bilepiper and glup shitto-tier models.
>>97681804CATACHANREFRESH
>>97681837>sloppity bilepiper More whimsy and joy in that model than anything that’s been released in tenth edition tbqh
>>97681776Now dis is some proppa killy. Mekboy musta 'ad sum burna boy in 'im and gave da Boyz extra-hot hammas. Dunno wut it is, but humies HATE hot fings krumpin' em, like deyz not gunna be krumped anyway.
>>97681756>monicaIs that a dual wielding feminator?
>>97681837The only unique things listed are the Mhara Gal and Phraetus Conclave, and sorta the Coryphaus. Everything else is just a new version of something that already exists for CSM.
>>97681818>>97681788>>97681748>>97681738It isn’t femstodes season.Why are /pol/ anons still stirring shit then replying to themselves through pretending to be pretentious lefties?I get that warhammer 40k draws all kinds of autists but some ways they inadvertently express their autism can be disturbing.
>>97681867Oh this place is flourishing with lefty scumlord ideas
POST MODELS RIGHT NOW
>>97681735This kills the 40gay
>>97681892I just don't feel like it
>>97681892already did
>>97681867>whenever retards on my side of the political aisle act retarded it is a false flag by /pol/How's that cope treating you
Female custodesUnpainted L-shaped cardboard terrainArchWarhammer
>>97681867I'm not a lefty I hate them too
>>97681892I was about to but I made the mistake of scrolling up and realised the thread is already fucked so I'm not gonna bother
>>97681892I did last thread 2-3 times already, if I do it again it could spell trouble.
>>97681892I watched someone post a pic of their models and end up doxing their daughter so no thanks.
>roll so bad even the opponent admits he has no clue how he wonending this edition with a sloppy shart
reminder that the chink sanguinius made in Horus' armour has always been an ollanius pius tier legend believed by coping BA. It was never something 100% confirmed to have happened. Sanguinius doing nothing meaningful against Horus in nulore doesn't actually invalidate the old lore like BAfags think it does.
Are we getting Wazdakka?
>>97681927Now gender-neutral space marines as well >>97681658
>>97681820>cadia gone (chaos)>armageddon gone (orks)what's next? Catachan?
>>97681961And Leman had grievously wounded him prior to their fight, I think because Sangy already foresaw his death that he was just going through the motions sadly, pleading one last time for his brother to see the light.
>>97681964Probably, named characters sell good to retards
I have a confession to make.I have (unironically) asked chatgpt for painting recipes and ideas for colour schemes.
>>97681916>>97681919>>97681946>>97681953>>97681955Reeeee if you lot aren't gonna do it i guess i should post something, even if its out of focus
>>97681980Same, funnily enough I got a lot of praise here for my color choices on the schemes the clanker helped me with
>>97681864>>97681802
>future combat patrol predictionsCombat Patrol: Tempest ScionsCompat Patrol: CatachaniansComba P atrol World BearersCombat Patrol: Blacked LegionCombat P trol: Alpha egionCombat Patrol: Deathwatch
>>97681789imo a large part of it looking like shit is insistence its always a ruin wallyou could probably hide the L better if it was a freaky tyranid spire mass or necron/edlar/tau alien bullshit thing or somethingthe setting being too imperium coded is the root of a good many of the franchises issues
>>97681974Valhalla and Vostroya for sure. Can't have Ruskies in [current year].
>>97682002>Can't have Ruskies in [current year].good
>>97681980>I have referred to something with no eyes or opinions or experience or reason You're right to be ashamed of yourself
>>97681974reminds me of how the post-rift mordian fighting was almost entirely space marine centric and covered in sm codexes despite mordian being one of the most famous guard planets.
>>97681892Well since people were posting some orks they have painted.
>>97681980I'm no better. I'm even worse. I stole mine from someone else's AI-slop
>>97681964yesthe end goal of every army is 6 named epic heroes fighting on mid while your lone op, scout 9, infiltrate, stealth chaff score for you
could a haemonculus graft afuta cock onto a wych gladiatorasking for a friend
Imperial Fist primaris intercessors
>>97682002Both are already stranded on the far side of the Great Rift and I doubt GW will bother touching on what they're up to when there's SM narratives to cover
>>97682032no
>>97682032He wulld be insulted to do something so banal and simple, but yes.
>>97681980I asked AI to find me some close enough acrylic craft paint alternatives to specific brown and bone shaded paints for painted basing texture.I have fallen too.
>>97681974mars
>>97682077I like some tasteful inter-connection, but I always found 40k to overindulge in it. It dilutes everything down to a handful of things
humiliation ritual
>>97682077Woah thats a lot of cum
>>97681996>Combat Patrol: Tempest ScionsWhat do we think would be included? The Tempestian Scionics look like gorillas next to the beautiful Aquilons. Maybe x2 scionsx1 aqualionsx1 taurox
>>97682095I hate skitarii designs. They need a range refresh.
>>97682063I ask AI all sorts of questions. Its a tool anon, no different than a wrench or screwdriver.
>>97682095>humiliation ritualThat's the entire 40k admech line thoughbeit
>>97681996>World BearersHehe
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97682016Trying too hard.
>>97682098it's not the cult mechanicum for nothing
Built myself a custom Ancient
>>97682130it would be funnier if that was a dude's ballsack and not a gal's ass
>>97682107>GW new setup1 Kill Team (Aquilons)Valkyrie (vehicle)Scions Command Squad (for the HQ)Total: 213 dollars of boxes, retail cost 170 dollars for close to 18% in savings :)
>>97682132>trying the bare minimum and actually think is too hard for anonYou're not ashamed enough.
>>97682153you are*claps*still*claps*trying*claps*too hard
Damn this is weirdly perfect for me. I'm putting together a Space Marine army and I've got around 1,300 points of infantry and characters but aside from one old Rhino, no vehicles or Dreadnoughts. This box ix exactly what I need.Thanks for making it easy, GW.
>>97682162Enjoy them being legal for 4 months
>>97682130Kill Team: Grotesques, comes with the new haemonculi model and is the only way to get this new refreshed model. Scalpers on ebay do not sell the kill team for less than 110 dollars for 2 years after release, due to the kill team never being in stock in the GW website.Court of the Archon never ever (they have the Hand of the Archon now)Beastmaster who?Ur-ghul is inexplicably revived as a random moster the Deldar can take, likely because it already exists in blackstone fortress.New Urien RakarthNew HellionsVoidraven bomber sent to legends.And wallah, refreshed!
does the ork bits article confirm that warboss leak?
>>97682172I don't think GW is going to squat Repulsors or Dreadnoughts, anon
>>97682177you no think good
>>97682172dreads always legal, don't care about repulsives.
>>97682172Are you stupid?
>>97682162How will GW milk the marine piggies with a lineup so huge?I can only imagine "bargain bin copies but still more or less equal" variants of the hover-tanks with treads.The justification will be Nihilus stuff disrupting material supplies.I'm still booty blasted that the Rogal Dorn appeared and not any of the ForgeWorld resin guard tanks updated to plastic.
>two dreads, BT upgrade sprue, two nu-dreadnaughtsThis costs like 340 dollars on GW's store lmao this box is 100% going to cost like 245 dollars. GW does it again.
>>97682188>I can only imagine "bargain bin copies but still more or less equal" variants of the hover-tanks with treads.HH already has a lot of "new sculpt land raiders" you just replace the dumb hover tanks with a newer, bigger Land Raider Primaris that mogs the old land raiders so yiu feel your penis is small when you bring your land raider you bought in 2009 to the table.
>>97682132>>97682157nta, but what does this even mean?
>>97681892
>>97682226Why the dreadnought looks weirdly thick.
>>97682182OK, how will that box not be legal in 11th? Break it down for me
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>>97682236>Ahhhhh Gorillaman save me!
>>97682242He's just booty blasted that Land Raider is on it's way out.
>>97681697This is Kino Bambino unless you’re being a contrarian (you)s harvester.
>>97681892Here’s some of my WIP kommandos.
>>97682261Thats the most SOVLless shit I've ever seen
>>97682261Please stop spamming.
>>97682205>HH already has a lot of "new sculpt land raiders"To be fair those were "modernized" versions of oldhammer models that got their key design elements quite nicely "translated" into the modern era with modern (at the time when ForgeWorld was putting out resin) sculpt and model producing technology.They don't really have that "this is the same but better" kind of wanking to the level that Primaris marines got.
>>97682269>>97682271You’ve both harvested your (you)s, congratulations. Also you have zero models.
>>97682261these models aren't anywhere near good enough to be reposted every single fucking thread
>>97682176No, but the warboss reveal article did
>>97682095Not a bad box, gives you one of each
>>97681705WHY DO PEOPLE PLAY LIKE THIS IT LOOKS SO SHIT!!!!
>>97682281If I post models will you stop spamming? Because all you have is the same handful of images. Nothing new. That's spam.
>>97682138>ravenwing on footBased
>>97682250He did
>>97682261NEW PIC!NEW PIC!Decalfag has graced us with more glimpses of his glory.
>>97682301Old pic
>>97681980I sometimes ask AI to put my minis on a proper diorama background, like those on GW boxes.I don't post of show anybody, but I think they are cool.
>>97682301You sounds just like one of those Taylor Swift's fan.
>>97682172Stop being a loser anon
>oddsI paint>evenI take a nap>dubsI get drunk and goon and game
>>97682312>>97681980>>97682063>>97682016>AI FAGGOTSngmi
>>97682237I was not great at spraying when I did this
>>97682326Where is the primer nap
>>97682292Go ahead faggot scum >>97682283You’ve got no models and an equally empty soul.
>>97682326>oddsI assemble dark eldar>evenI paint Dark Eldar>dubsI post pipe
>>97682333neither do you, fecalfaggot larper
>>97682301Jesus christ how low can you go?
>>97681892have a WIP batch painting project i just started
>>97682347I think I've seen these exact minis 5 times in less than 2 days
>>97682342Yes yes yes I am larping as myself, how the hell are you so dumb and useless all the time?
>>97682341>no dubsThank fuck.
>OddsDark Eldar >EvensOrks>DubsWord Bearers
>>97682175Memes aside, Court of the Archon will be a Kill Team for sure. Maybe even split up more into different units.
>>97682341>I post pipePost anyway, coward!
>>97682298Based
>>97682363Plastic Court of the Archon would be kino and based
>>97682363They're doing command squads for all the other factions lately so it seems like something they might dom
could i use my aos ironjawz as nobs and meganobs?i want to collect some 40k orks, but im not really feeling like collecting a whole second ork army troops and all, i mostly just want to get like ghaz, some of the other characters, some trukks and buggies and bikesare those passable proxies?
>>97681892Been blocking out colours for my termies
>>97682410Its very basic but you do you
>>97682410ask your local scene. Not us.
>>97682410yeah
>>97681892Reposting WIP
>>97682411>purple+silververy sexy but I still prefer turquoise+gold
>>97681697SOVL art or models?
>>97682455I just think purple is a gorgeous colour haha. But I will be using the traditional scheme when I get around to painting Ahriman!
>>97681761I gots no Orks boss, but I can gif you dis:
Chaos - Chaos Space Marines - RenegadeWarbandChaos Lord with Jump Pack (80pts): Warlord, Twin lightning claws5x Chaos Terminator Squad (180pts)5x Raptors (110pts)5x Red Corsairs Raiders (110pts)5x Red Corsairs Raiders (110pts)6x Chaos Bikers (130pts)Chaos Predator Annihilator (135pts): Havoc launcher, Combi-weapon, 2 lascannonsChaos Predator Destructor (140pts): Havoc launcher, Combi-weapon, 2 heavy boltersWhat do you think, trying to lean more into the renegade stuff with not much Chaos
>>97682485I think predators might get squatted in 4 months
>>97681974You forgot Octarius gone (Tyranids)