The wizard’s familiar can curl itself into a pondering orb at will
It is otherwise just a ballsack
>>97681644Hairless rats feel exactly like a shaved ballsack. The real problem is that as a familiar, the hairless rattie is going to spend all it's time trying to stay warm in master's sleeve.
>>97681667>The real problem is that as a familiar, the hairless rattie is going to spend all it's time trying to stay warm in master's sleeve.How is that a problem? He will bring to me the spell reagents hidden in my pockets
>>97681642In which game?
>>97681667of courseit's natural for a creature that is genital-like to want to live in a genital-like housewhich is why my ballsack rat wants to live in a wizard's sleeve
Some familiars are inherently dark and twisted
>>97681642>>97681644cute
>>97683379Poor thing. That's not a "smile." It's saying "please don't hurt me."
>>97686414No, it's saying "I will fucking rip your face off for no apparent reason".Primates are some of the most evil kinds of creatures on this world.
>>97681642Something is wrong with my familiar.
>>97688328My mom's best friend has one of these mfs and apparently, it secretes a weird oil that gets all over her couches
>>97688360it's a sort of sweat, anon's momdo a workout and then sweat on your couch for a bit, you'll have a real similar oil slickthe longhair cats just absorb it into their fur that they shed all over the place
what familiar your familiar got though?
>>97681997Stop bypassing the /tg/ filter.
>>97688328pudgy man
>>97688410>grabbing the "child" by the neck and shoving it face-fist into the meal to incentivize it to eatah, mother's love, just the way I remember it
>>97688328I love these little creeps, but they should 100% stop breeding more of them, poor little fucks can't even keep themselves clean properly
>>97681642Imagine a sorceress gets two of these as familiars and uses them to boost charisma checks
>>97688410what a little weirdo
>>97687098Smiling like that isn't a threat display. It's "I acknowledge your dominance" display. There is a smile that's a threat display but the eyes don't go all wide-open like that--they're squinty. Wide-open eyes is "please don't hurt me." At least according to the internet and I mean just look at it. That's a scared little monkey.
>>97691120>That's a scared little monkeyI still wouldn't want to get near it or even see it without a sturdy wall separating us.
>>97688591Stop board policing, you wannabe mod.
>>97681997Any game that might include a wizard faglord
edgy familiar for an edgy wizard
best thread on tg>Wizard creates horrifying mutants in his tower
>>97692168>best thread on tgfor now
>>97681642Constable I was not jerking off in public. My familiar Ballsack is very sensitve to light so I keep him in my sleeves to protect him.
> Wizard's familiar is just a smaller wizard.
>>97694755>And that mini-wizard has it's own familiar that is just an even smaller wizard.
>>97694755they prefer the word "apprentice"
>When you count the mirror images to determine the level of the enemy wizard
>>97681642How does this ability affect playing the game?
>>97687098> Primates are some of the most evil kinds of creatures on this world.Dude we’re primates.…okay, bad example.GORILLAS! Gorillas are primates and they’re actually pretty chill dudes both in captivity and the wild. At least as chill as one can expect of a wild animal.
>>97696768>Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is important to us. Please hold for the next available
>>97696902I can agree to that.Harambe did nothing wrong.
>>97694755Sweet, but if you want a magic-casting familiar, you need to start with one that can already dish out curses.
>the wizzards familiar learns find familiar
>>97688410My kitten does exactly the same thing! She shares her food with her little mousie toys, and then I have to wash them off afterwards...Cute but kinda inconvenient.
>the familiar just keeps rolling nat20
>>97700448>familiar continues combat despite summoners defeat
>the mage refuses to treat the familiar as expendable
>>97700634Yeah well it takes a year untill you can summon another so they aint expendable.
>>97700448Canadian geese are based
>>97681642Fat fuck
>>97681642>The familiar is not real, the wizard just became hallucinating schizo after he fried his brain with a botched spell.
>>97700634>>97701365didnt they used to give a fucking PERMANANT negative 1 to con if a familiar died?
>>97687098>No, it's saying "I will fucking rip your face off for no apparent reason".That's a possibility, grimacing like that with top gums showing is just a general stress response in primates, its just that certain primates tend to react with extreme aggression when stressed, it can also be a submissive posture if the thing knows its place.Frankly, teeth bared open smiles are weird and awkward
>>97705940The "non-existing" familiar is actually just a very sneaky air elemental that keeps his wizard safe during his unlicensed flying machine travels.
>>97696902Even more so if they're orangutans.Orangutans are probably top 5 most chill and friendly creatures on earth.
>>97706527On the other hand Chimpanzees...Also, even if it's the "chillest creature on Earth", you don't want it to mistake your completely innocent movement as a threat, Even a fucking Capybara has claws and fangs that can fuck you up badly.
>>97706557> On the other hand ChimpanzeesWhat? Chimps are probably the least chill of the great apes, humans included. I’m not kidding, chimps are fucking psycho as their factory default temperament.
>>97707117Yes anon, that's why he said "On the other hand". As in, orangutans are one extreme, chimps are on the other.
>>97707131Well, I wasn’t sure “-on the other hand-“ could’ve meant chimpanzees were the opposite extreme. But the same verbiage would be used if you wanted to introduce chimps as being even more chill than orangutans. Which, granted, is demonstrably wrong, but there are also genuine idiots on the internet, so you can never be entirely sure.
>familiar learns unarmed proficiency
>key character has a familiar
That’s a hedgehog I think
>>97681667That's a hairless hedgehog.
>>97681642D'awww
>>97692168The cot is a fearsome beast.
>>97711215
>>97716186Don’t fucking say it.
>>97696327>Twin wizards >Through some bizarre quirk of magic, they are each the other's familiar.
>>97683379Its begging me to see how far i can kick it little one armed bastard.
>>97681644penisflesh toad?
>>97696327https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGURDYckNEI
>>97698521I thought that was a toy until I realized no, that dog just has a whole ass duckling.
>>97681644Hahaha looks like my balls!
>>97688410>>97698865I think cats like to play pretend with themselves
>>97723571Post em
>>97719034>Its begging me to see how far i can kick it little one armed bastard.Who hurt you, Anon? :(
>>97691873what dino?
>>97728392>Who hurt youA monkey.
>>97706527>That one orangutan who'd escape from his enclosure to wander around and look at the other zoo animals>And also to throw rocks at the other male orangutan he fucking hatedBest ape.
>>97681642The orb maymay was always the most forced redditshit
>>97688410pretty baby
>>97719025Reminds of Summon Night: Swordcraft Story. The big overarching plot there was a tournament between weaponsmiths/fighters and familiars are a big mechanic there and one of the female bosses just had her sister as familiar.
>>97694755>>97696327It's them!
>>97681642>familiar is actually a disguised enemy[\spoiler]
>>97728713How
>>97737651Very strong
>>97734603>enemyWhat the fuck? I want a Kung-Fu bear on my side! Maybe even play as the Kung-Fu bear.
>>97734603HOW
>>97722158Some hunting dogs are bred specifically for their ability carefully control their jaw muscles, and carry small game in their mouth without turning it into a chew toy. Other dogs are bread purely for their level of disrespect
>>97700448>LE NATTY 20Try being at a table that doesn't let you do anything, regardless of what you roll.
>>97681644lol
>>97681642>>97681644Omg wtf it’s so cute what is it??
>>97746444Hairless hedgehog
>>97746444me as a baby
>>97748280Prove it
>>97681642Weird little thing
>>97751414It’s not weird it’s naked
>>97683379Is it overweight?
>>97758564No it’s just squishy
>>97681997The one you don’t play.
>>97758564
>>97692168Moo. Moo moo.
>>97737651Beetles are pretty strong bugs.
>>97716186
>>97786208he looks angry
>>97706170Teeth-bared smiles are pushed by the fashion and dental industry so yeah, probably more forced than clapping as applause is. Idfk everything is a conspiracy now.
>>97743983>ok im ready to play Mr DM>roll these dice>ok i get->nothing happensSounds like a blast
>>97786208The story behind this picture is very funny.
Bump
>>97743071WHY
>>97683379Hm
>The Wizard's familiar has to put up with it master insane antics and their lack of spell casting safety
