... even on a battlefield?
>>97692470This artist draws cute tau women
Sure why not, nothing about 40k is grim or dark anymore.
Blue women.
>>97692470does Arch faps on tau porn?
>>97692549What the fuck is this ESL babble?
>>97692470>Tau are just dark elf thot coombait now
>>97692549Linux?
>>97692562I mean it's not like GW is going to do anything interesting with their lore for the next 20 years. Might as well get some use out of them.
>>97692562All the Real dark elves are blue.
>>97692470Post your models and I will tell you
>>97692561Culture war e-celeb bullshit. This person has brain damage so just ignore what he said.
I mean... how else am I supposed to get my warbride?
>>97692643Fair enough, although I'm not sure that would qualify as "love".
>>97692658Look, love is like a flower. You gotta grow it with time. That means you will start out with no love.
Y'know back in my day we used to fantasize about Eldar, not space cows.
>>97692470>meet your half brother>he meows at you and you beat him up>meet your half sister fuck her>half brother gets jealous>so you beat him up again>kill your mother>now half brother is your power-bottom boyfriendludo
>>97692579But if the fans treat them like sex objects, GW just might turn them into porn faction. Since it knows the fans will by sexy models and books.
>>97692813I feel strongly that everyone who works at GW is gay because they haven't produced a fuckable-looking female in like 20 years. No amount of Tau gooning is going to change the direction of that ship.
>>97692615but does he do it?
>>97692813GW has been aggressively making every previously fan-servicey model as unsexy as possible, except a few niche units that somehow snuck through Probably a chain of HR ladies at GW HQ banned anything with sex appeal with only a few exceptions sneaking through because a board member was feeling horny that day
>>97692895They know what people want, they've been printing uguu~ Sisters fanart in their mags for near 40 years. This is a conscious decision because there's always that guy that has difficulty keeping it in his pants in store.
>>97692470Yes, between members of the same race.
>>97693249But how will that advance the cause of peace?
>>97693370This just feels wrong. I mean... using spoon and fork together?
>>97692719>not space cows.But Spess Cow!
>>97692774Is there a story to this pic?
>>97693459Without context it reads kinda like Greek mythology.
>>97693414>descended from bovine herbivores>thus fighting is unnatural to themRetarded
>>97693494What? They were going to fight themselves to extinction.
>>97692470I did NOT read the title correctly.
>>97693564Sure, I mean what else would Jokaero do in their free time anyway?
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>>97692470Safe horny brimstone
>>97693699??????????
>>97692813One look at the modern Repentia kit will tell you how likely that is to happen. If you can't get sexy models in the bdsm nun army, you're not gonna get it from tau
>>97693402I was about to say something like he uses the fork to scoop rice onto the spoon, but then I realized he's eating like dumplings or some shit so yea I dunno what that's about.
>>97693622The Greater Good must GROW!!!
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>>97694274
off model tau are lame
>>97694407I agree, I hate it when they're not drawn with the pure red ayy lmao eyes.
>>97693459>>97693468Yes actually, it's fanart of superfeyn's tau OCs, which I imagine teegee has never even heard of since it's not unabashed coombait. One of the plotlines follows Em'verr, a fire warrior that fell in love with a guevesa auxilliary and was generally fond of humans, until she embarked on the 4th sphere expansion and saw her love explode into warpgoo. She's now an extremely bitter and closed off shas'ui.
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>>97693468its from mgetal gear solid, dummy>>97692561again, MGS
>>97693584A Jokaero with a needle digi weapon is basically a monkey dart thrower.
>>97695485I’m 100% positive Boss and Snake fucked at some point. Sweet home Alabama I guess…
>>97695485Yes, the subject and comment of OP are a MGS reference, but that shit has nothing to do with >>97692549
>>97692562You can blame the Uplifting Primer for saying they're bovids. We'll never see the end of it now.
>>97695679O'pai is a good girl and I'm tired of pretending she's not.
>>97692470both of those boys should cut their hair to a REAL Man's haircut
>>97692512Shame Krekkov is hard gay now
>>97693494>>97693544>imperial propaganda is....LE INACCURATE?!You're not gonna believe this, but the average guardsman isn't stronger than an ork either
>>97695789That's not Krekkov's art but you are correct, it is a shame.
>>97694260Kill yourself ND
>>97694407Go find a different thread then.
>>97692470Kissing a girl with no nose would be weird.
>>97696434Don't matter, they still cute
>>97696434Still would. Never liked big noses anyhow.
>>97694260>>97695827Post more mega titty tau ND
>>97695049I love how chaos corruption fucked the tau's relationships with their auxiliaries
>>97693494Very, I farm cattle and they are quite familiar with agression. Just yesterday morning I was dancing around a tree with a new mother trying to charge at me because I needed to tag and vitamin her calf.
>>97693199>they've been printing uguu~ Sisters fanart in their mags for near 40 yearsI call bullshit. Not once I've seen this.
>>97692480This artist is a pedophile hack who should get his balls and dick chopped off.
>>97692470No.Love can bloom was fucking retarded fanwank smut spam even back in the day, and it had an adverse effect on any 40k discussion on this board and /v/ that is still felt to this day.
>>97697147Mossa is one of the best 40k fanartists. Cope and seethe about it, plebbitor.
>>97692813I wouldn't worry, GW are physically incapable of sculpting an attractive female model.
>>97697156Yet still more canon than you...
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>>97692719The future is now old man. Caus are the future.
>>97693564Hard times can turn bloon popper into a blimp buster.
>>97697203Hmm, needs more ass.
>>97697360But the Tau should seek to spread the Gifts of the Greater Good!
>>97697471Careful what you wish for.
>>97697545You cannot begin to comprehend my tolerance levels of thicc, friend.
>>97697891Too smol, but very cute.
I dont think big boobs suit tau, they seem like flat girls to me.
>>97697891>"sample" is literally in the file nameAnon come the fuck on.
>>97697943I dont care what name I save an image under, get over it.
>>97697960It means you're saving a shitty tiny file rather than the entire thing you knuckle-dragging retard.
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>>97697933Yeah, there's one or two of you in every cheesecake thread ever. Go make a flat chest thread, have fun with your people. I have no need to harsh your vibe.
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>>97697977Seethe
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>>97698001
It's 4pm, honey! Time for your daily milking/humiliation.
>>97697891>>97697980Yes, she will need regular milking to build up her production capacity for the Greater Good!
>>97697977anons image fits within the confines of my monitor, much better viewing.
>>97698011I've always wondered what she's saying.
>>97698038>"let's hit the shower, shas'vre"
>>97698010Anon, that Crush is for Hoof Trimming, not milking...https://www.youtube.com/@TheHoofGP/videos
>>97698082This cow is full to burst, someone hook her up to the milking machine before she blows the cockpit.
>>97698079I didn't think we had a translated Tau lexicon. How fortunate they use the same number of letters as humanity.
>>97698082Don't tell me how to do my job.
>>97698148But if you leave her unmilked it will eventually just start spraying out of her tits like a pair of waterguns.
On another note, do you think we’re ever getting fire warrior 2?
>>97698153GW used to be cool and but all sorts of info in the codexes, like alien lexicons and shit.
>>97698171No. It will be marineslop from now until eternity. Wait for them as DLC in DoW4 or TWW:40k in like, 10 years. Also FW1 sucked shit, they'd have to make FW2 completely different.
>>97698186Fire warrior one sucking ass might be why they might actually take another crack at it with a sequel. There’s no big expectations and legacy to live up to. Also playing as a xenos would be a novelty feature that’d make it stand out among 40ks other games
>>97698148Oh if we weren't on a Blue Board...
>>97693370this is my fantasy
>>97699115Not the worst fantasy.
>>97697216Best blueberry.
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>>97699537I prefer O'pai.
>>97699537Its the best because the proportions aren't obnoxiously exaggerated
>>97699537My favorite is still Da Blue Grot
>>97693370>genki fire caste>tsundere air caste
>>97698016Sorry monitorlet, but >>97697977 fits perfectly fine on my normal sized monitor.
You guys getting one?
>>97700438Definitely.
>>97694876> which I imagine teegee has never even heard of since it's not unabashed coombait. > I imagine teegee has never even heard ofHaha. That's a funny joke.
So. What is with Tau females having fat tits? Is it just a fanon thing or is it because of a single line of text in a book from 30 years go kind of deal?
>>97701286Fat tits are based.
>>97701309I mean, yeah, but, is there a lore reason or anything beyond that?
>>97701372One extremely dedicated breast expansion enthusiast's t'au OC has mondo gonzagas and the gravitational anomaly they create has deformed the curve of the rest of the fandom.
>>97701372It's an important plot point.
>>97701372Don't listen to >>97701395 he got the cause and effect completely backwards. It's all thanks to that Imperial Primer line calling them herbivores.>herbivores? Cows>tau cows >eheheh blueberry milk jokes>milk comes from titties>fat titties are called cow tits>joke/lewd fanart of tau with fat tits happens >also earth caste shortstack memes were cropping up, further encouraging people to exaggerate proportions >hyperfags latch onto all this and make shit retarded, as hyperfags are wont to do
>>97701417>imperial propaganda backfiresmany such cases
>>97701458>backfiresMore like works as intended. I'd enlist right now to go and invade the Tau empire.
>>97701417Stay mad and go prude somewhere else
>>97701520Why yes I too would like a war bride
>>97701558How the fuck did you get prude out of that? I love lewd fanart and fat titties, I juat think hypershit is retarded and so ludicrous it becomes antierotic.Do you think people laughing at Dobson's fetish for inflating anime girls were all "prudes" too?
>>97701746Hyper is just as valid as any other kink. That's the prude thing, when you try to push down kinks you don't like. It's wrong to judge even if you find the kink distasteful. I personally despise how futa has taken over 80 percent of the porn boards, but I dont try and shout them down lest my own kinks likewise be silenced. It's just a courtesy thing in this era of credit card companies and advertisers trying to sterilize the internet. Plus, if you've been on here more than ten minutes you've seen how the whole website has been infested by the purityfags pushing their mission.That being said, I may have gotten baited into giving an honest response to someone arguing in bad faith, but oh well.
>>97701786>Hyper is just as valid as any other kinkThis is gay leftist babble. I'm free to mock your kinks and you're free to mock mine. And while I hate footfags, huffing some stinky toes is far and away more """valid""" that wanting a giantess hermaphrodite to shove you up its asshole, there is a scale to this thing. Or yes, bloating out tits to comical proportions. You tried to tiptoe around it with your WE R ALL VALID TEEHEE faggotry, but I'm sure you would would be just as annoyed as I am right now if this thread was 80% tau futas eating each other's shit.You're also misusing words like a libtard faggot too. Having different tastes and expressing disdain for someone else's isn't prudish, it's just having different tastes. If someone likes action movies but not romcoms you don't say he's a cinephobe, retard.>arguing in bad faithI expressed a negative opinion towards hypershit, you dumbass. This was never a debate in the first place, just you taking personal offense to my distaste in preferences. No wonder you like hypershit, you're one hypersensitive faggot.
>>97701838Someone's cranky today lol
>>97701845I'm just a little guy tee hee.
>>97701845Says the guy clutching pearls and crying censirship over his fetish being called shit
>>97701838based, i too am tired of exaggerated proportions
Should I commission some tau waifu art, the guy I normally get art from showed me a tau femboy piece he's done, maybe I should throw some shekels into this part of the fandom?
>>97701786You fucking coomer animals shouldn't be posting your kink shit on /tg/ in the first place. There are actual boards for your filth and /tg/ isn't one of them.
>>97702024yesmore blues is always good
>>97701921Says the guy bitching that "at the upper end of physically possible" is "hyper"...
>>97702035Tourist please go and stay go
>>97692470>See 40kfags hornyposting>Check the source>The non-fanart versions look uglyEvery time.
>>97702121>Everyone who dislikes blatant smut and fetishposting on /tg/ is a touristThis has never been true, you insufferable perverts just flagrantly flaunt the rules of this board and insist that everyone who dislikes your group jerkoff sessions is some outsider. Because of you fucks you can never discuss elves or eldar for example on this board because you insist on shitting threads about them up with smutposting.
>>97702176Where the fuck do you think you are?!Hell, half the time people complain that traditional games aren't allowed to be as horny as they use to!I was here when Anon requested smut that out /d/'d /d/!
>>97702176Perhaps reddit is more your speed.
>>97702176>hes trying so hard to clean up 4chanCringe.
>>97702204All I want, is for me to able to talk about Eldar, Tau and other fictional races without you fucking cancerous porn brained faggots spamming the threads full of your fetishes. You cannot make a thread about either Tau or the Eldar or even just discuss them in 40k general without some fucking coomer spamming their garbage fetish shit in the thread.>>97702218Plebbit is even more full of this fucking garbage. Hell, plebbit is where most of the Yvraine x Guilliman fanwank comes from these days. Why the fuck would I use the site that is even more accomodating to tertiary perverts whose only engagement with 40k is the shitty smut they jerk off to.
>>97702236I've done no such thing, I haven't reported any posts or even the thread even though it is flagrantly off topic because I think that whining to jannies about threads you dislike is gay.I am merely insulting you fucks which is my god given right as an user of this cantonese basket weaving bulletin board.
>>97702238You ever think perhaps this is not the hobby for you?
>>97702250My hobby is actually collecting and painting 40k miniatures, not jerking off to off model and non canonical smut of them.
>>97702255And yet you can't apparently find an online space for collecting and painting 40k miniatures, curious...
>>97702273None that are better than this site, as I hate forums and other sites that need an account. I've been using this site for over two decades now, and and basically grew up on here so it's has shaped my tastes when it comes to how online communities work to a point where I find other sites inssuferable.
>>97702288So 4chan is naturally offensive to your delicate sensibilities... But you can't stand anywhere else?
>>97702238>enter the thread about kissing blue girls>"ew there are blue girls in here"Please fucking explode.
Damn Shadowsun looks like THAT?
>>97702303I am not offended by porn, you retard. I am annoyed by you fucking cunts that insist on spamming it everywhere, and making every discussion about tau or the eldar for that matter into softcore porn dumps. >>97702306Not so nice when someone invades your thread and starts shitting it up, right?
>>97702340Dude you came into a thread about fucking aliens and you're having a diaper-shitting tantrum about titties. Get lost you insufferable fag.
>>97702340Dude I don't fucking live here. You came into a thread about kissing aliens and are mad people are having sexual thoughts about the aliens. What the fuck kind of thread did you think this was? If you wanted to talk about playing the game or the lore, go to the general or one of the multiple threads up literally right now. If you don't see one, make one.Don't come into the cheesecake thread and start shitting yourself over your lactose intolerance.
>>97702346>>97702361Just like I have no power to stop you cunts from shitting up threads I like, you have no power to stop me from insulting you in your off topic smut threads that do not fucking belong on thsi board.
>>97702425But we at least have tittymonster Tau pictures to post!
>>97702425You are correct, I cannot make you a better person or happy. Neither of these would be on topic for this thread; which you can refer back to the OP for if you happened to forget.
>>97693414>they excrete enormous amounts of methane gas, especially when stressedI know what you are
>>97693199They haven't showed any good looking Sisters of Battle in official publications since like 7th edition, which was 12 years ago. By 10th, they all have shaved heads and burn scars, actively trying to make them repulsive. Similar thing has been done to the Dark Eldar.Most nu 40k players sperg out at the idea that anything attractive could exist in the universe. Zoomers get upset by images of attractive women in any setting, either because they're gay, they want to LARP as traditionalist Christians, they're feminists (this is GW's position), or all the above. When this becomes irritating is when some 19 year old secondary tries to tell you that you're "ruining the lore," as if the Sisters of Battle weren't invented solely for the purpose of adding sex appeal to the setting.
>>97702248Insult away, but like, who cares man
>>97702024>femboyGayer than gay
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>>97702078>at the upper end of physically possiblePretty much anything bigger than Hitomi Tanaka is beyond physical possibility without implants, retard
>>97702204Kill yourself ND
>>97702837I mean that's objectively not true, deranged tit fetishists like me know of far bigger chicks. It's just that it starts to become unaesthetic at that point.
>>97702945>Tautachans
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>>97702865Whatever you say, buddy
>>97702865>It's just that it starts to become unaesthetic at that point.Even that's a matter of taste.
>>97702865Ah yes, aesthetics. The most objective of measurements XD
>>97702837Thats the whole point of drawing things, to not have to obey physical possibility.
>>97703861And that's fine, just don't call it>at the upper end of physically possibleThen you fucking retard. Or at least follow the conversation before chiming in with your fucktarded nonsequitor
>>97700438>>97701102Damn I'm surprised people still remember this dorky lil grotI wrote a bunch of the Scraploota writefaggotry, still love that bunch o' gits
>>97703925>>at the upper end of physically possibleHey I was including implants as "physically possible"...
>Bald>Blue>Big boobsThis is a T'au
>>97702591Yes, and? Aren't the marine babies always going on about xenos fags, well I'm gonna be literal about that.
>>97704193Eww, odd number of arms...
>>97704193I have no doubt they could disguise themselves as one, at least.
>>97704215most masculine tau
>>97704215Imagine letting your sexuality be dictated by marinepiggies
>>97704193>Nose>No hooves
>>97704274I was bi way before I got into the Warhammer coomer stuff.
>>97694109dumplings should be served in a broth, objectivelythe goal is to make it look unnatural though because they don't give a shit about his h*man tools and are only letting him hold them for the photoshoot before enforcing tau culture (eating like a cow by dipping your face into the food)
>>97701420shake your greater good maker.
>>97704464>eating like a cow by dipping your face into the foodKinda cute.
>>97693414>we can milk the tauFuck, we can eat orks and tau! Makes fighting them seem like a win win. Unlike the other races that are inedible or have no meat.
>>97705071That one's pretty good
Well, it's almost spring.
>>97705341I don't know what point this post is meant to make.
>>97704215S-s-soft t-t-tummy..
Using the giant nose slit
>>97704233Wasn't T'au'va a tau body with a bunch of alien arms?
>>97708846Well that version does have four fingered hands (AKA Human) on it's lowest pair of arms.
>>97692579>it's not like GW is going to do anything interesting with their loreDidn't they literally just introduce a big titty tau goddess?
>>97708906>literally justm8 that was years ago.
There's only one answer to the Tau Question: full integration into the IoM. I want to see Tau women in SoB armor. Praising the Greater Good of the Emperor of Mankind. For the Emperor is for the Greater Good.
>>97697147LMFAO! FAGGOT!
>>97704233>create new god from followers worship>said god is just pure sexI imagine the Ethereals are desperately trying to justify this to the tau without saying the quiet part out loud.
>>97709266I'm pretty sure her existence is not known to like 99% of the empire and the Ethereals would rather keep it that way.
>>97702255there is something deeply unpleasant with that avatar and i don't know why.it looks like you airbrushed it for the transition colours but but everything else seems patchy, ill defined, it all blends into each otheri think this is why they model's colour scheme was primarily black and dark red with highlights of orange and white.further more that's why the helmet and the sword were so vibrant compared to the rest of the model, drawing your eye there.using purple is not really advised, i don't think, it's a very cool reddish colour and just looks like an extension of the cooling body, at least i think. maybe it works better on the legs but if i'm staring at the legs that's a bit of an issue innit?also i ain't a good painter either, but like give the TMM from wherever it's from a try, you could ad a bunch of colour and texture to the brass you got there.it feels too flat right now, particularly on the top of the bunny ears giving it a very consistent colour but it's not very appealing.the white in the sword looks good.
>>97709494I tried to make it look like it glows from inside but the effect didn't end up looking that well. Though, the lighting in that image makes it look worse.
>>97708906>Didn't they literally just introduce a big titty tau goddess?I love how the collective consciousness agreed with my conclusion that the T'au'va should have giant stonking tits.>>97709266>>97709286>I'm pretty sure her existence is not known to like 99% of the empire and the Ethereals would rather keep it that way.I don't know, supposedly shrines were popping up and the 4th Sphere vets were all "SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN!" but Shadowsun stepped in and was all "Yo dogs, be cool."
