What did he mean by this?
What do you think he meant?
Another terminal brainrot victim claimed by Dungeon Meshi
>>97699149That he's going to be more focused on cooking than the campaign and that I'm going to be forced to eat sub par food which triggers both my allergies and gout that is bland as fuck or otherwise disgusting AND compliment him on said food without providing any meaningful feedback or we'll NEVER be in my rangers favored terrain.But I posted it as more of a subtext on finally seeing a posting for a local game in my system of choice but there is gigantic glaring red flag such as this. I've played at a table where the DMs wife provided lunch for a small fee and trust me it's a bad scene, especially if you have severe food allergies or a disease. And the food was the blandest shit I've ever eaten and I lived in Tucson.Personally I make time for games because I want to play not eat and suffering thought being a better cook than you AND a better DM just makes being a player at these tables no fun. At least in my experience.So as a no games shitposter, what do YOU think?
>>97699139Let me guess the thing you are running will be way less good than the thing you cooked which will also be 94% "hacks" you learned on preddit
>>97699518like if your cooking is good why do you have to force it as a DM
>>97699214Have you tried not having allergies?
Who cares? Fucking retard.
>>97699572If you can cook, why would you waste your money on delivery/drive-thru/takeout?
>>97699139Buckle up.
>>97699624THE MORE SHE DRANK THE MORE SHE SHAT
>>97699139
It's a divisive one. Offering some food and drink is often considered integral part of domestic hospitality, but at the same time trusting cooking of someone you've just met for the first time is a tall order nowadays.
>>97699139>Let's be friends and break bread together, as people have done since before we came out of the caves. There's no fucking hope for you, is there /tg/?
>>97699624
>>97699194True, people never enjoyed eating together begore, after or during a social activity before Dungeon Meshi.
>>97699214Have you considered just telling people about your allergies and politely declining the food if it'd trigger an allergic reaction? GM getting upset about that would be an actual red flag. GM offering food isn't.
>>97699139He meant that he wants a dinner party but thinks he's in the wrong social class for dinner parties so has to frame it as elf games.>>97699214>allergiesSkill issue.
>>97700957Actually my table usually eats midsession but it has more to do with our fucked up schedule rather than Dungeon Meshi
I enjoy cooking and coming up with dishes everyone can enjoy.
>>97699214what a faggot you are
>>97701311Every time you think OP is going to be the dumbest, most obnoxious faggot in a thread, this guy shows up and makes OP actually look kinda good in comparison.
>>97701396Reminder that he's astroturfing the term to stop people nooticing how much of the board is overrun by bumpfag and puckee threads
>>97699602There's nothing wrong with cooking for your friends. There's everything wrong with making it faggy like this.
>>97701657Reminder that you are he and you should go back
>>97699214How the fuck you have a gout? Does your allergies only allow you to eat meat and alcohol as a fat fuck?
>>97703574eating meat doesn't cause gout, that's a myth from medieval times when only the rich ate meat every day. it's a metabolic disorder caused by being a fat fuck and getting massive insulin resistance, which coincidentally the rich also had then because they just sat around eating all day
>>97702954Nah, the board needs people and culture if it wants to revive itself, and that includes threads like >>97699624 which are tangentially related. Spamfags and pedophiles aren't people, which is why we're in this mess.
>>97703896Still a fat fuck who complain his friends want to make their own food instead of uber eating like him.If anything this is an indirecta to op to change his life.
>>97699214Sounds like you're an insufferable attention seeking faggot.
>>97703896Eat less carbs. Trust me, anon.
>>97705735donny you are out of your element
>>97701207what a waste of bird poop
>>97699139Mostly that they're lonely and want to have shared meals and the community around that as part of their game and life. ymmv but rotating meal or snacks can be alright as long as it doesn't become the focus.
