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If a wizard turned your six inch penis into a one inch penis the leftover mass to energy would be more devastating than the Hiroshima bomb
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Wizards are retarded
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>>97710539
>Not adding the leftover penile mass to your own
Come on this is Wizardry 101
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>>97710539
What game?
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>>97710841
Given the nuclear physics interpretation of magic i would say Discworld, therefore GURPS.
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>>97710539
If the game world has magic, real world physics wouldn't apply to its learning, usage, or immediate consequences.
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Shut the fuck up matterjeet.
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>>97710539
Thanksfully, if he turned my penis into a 1inch one there'd barely be enough energy to boil pasta
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>>97711014
My condolences.
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>>97710985
>magical fireball wouldn't light things on fire
>magical ice would not be cold
>magical lightning bolt would not be conducted by electricity
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>>97710841
kys jannylarper
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>>97710539
Baby, you don't need to do that to see a blinding explosion.
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>>97710539
I already transferred all my penile length into girth in anticipation of this very attack. As he attempts to "decrease" my donger to a mere one inch, my penis, at that time shaped similarly to a satellite dish, would suddenly expand outwards like a heated can of beans, absorbing the unsuspecting wizard's energy in a single moment as he shrivels up into a dessicated raisin.
I don't even have counterspell prepared.
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>>97710545
Fpbp
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>>97711218
>magical fireball wouldn't light things on fire
Depending on how the spell works, not necessarily.
You could have magical fire that burns indiscriminately, if that's what the spell is meant to do.
You could have another magical fire spell that covers a wide area, but only ignites what the caster wants it to.
You could have magical fire that when it engulfs someone, it heals their injuries and soothes their pain.
It's fucking magic, it already doesn't obey the laws of conservation of mass and energy.

>magical ice would not be cold
Same as above.

>magical lightning bolt would not be conducted by electricity
Same as above.
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>>97711243
Ban me with your jannypowers if my comment offends you so, pedo.



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