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I like orks :D
3rd for EC
Link the post properly in the old thread you DOUBLE NIGGER
What LGS drama have you witnessed and how did it end?
So I bought the combat patrol to Kickstart a little gene cult, should I make hybrid metamorphs or acolyte hybrids out of the box? Probably fighting IG if that matters
>>97720470oh no, the homosexuals have already infiltrated the thread
>>97720494Watched a troon pull a gun on some kids but then the shop owner blew the guy’s head off with a shotgun
>>97720470I can understand the Dark Angels being a reference to that one gay poet.>butIs it true that the Rock ship is named after a gay bar?Sometimes it is said to be a gay nightclub.Need proof of it too.Is it just a lie that is perpetuated to not hurt anyone's feelings?
I want to play 40k again but don't want to play current year stuff. Just want to make comfy 3rd Edition codex armies and use 4th Edition core rules. But I'm in my 30s and all of my friends who'd be down don't play anymore and I can't see myself convincing the younger crowd to try better editions.
>>97720509Nice fake reddit story, shitposter-kun
>>97720494Had a guy in law enforcement threaten to call ICE on the Hispanic LGS owner over a petty dispute and get himself and all his friends banned from the store in response.
>>97720519>>97720518
>>97720495you could just make both desu. acolyte hybrids might be a bit better, can deep strike and get rerolls to wound if a unit is on an objective marker, could kill a fuck tonne of guardsman that way. build the ridgerunner with a mortar to give the guardfag a taste of his own medicine
I like space elves of all tastes and colors
>>97720516because those early editions are gay, anon
>>97720540Have you come out to your parents yet
>>97720540Based and same. The eldar have the best aesthetics across the board within the entire setting. They are easily Jes Goodwin's best works.
Imperial Fist primaris intercessors
Let Choas idols take this thread!
>>97720540The new Eldar updates all look fantastic and give me high hopes for the Dark Eldar update to be just as faithful. The new Corsairs look fantastic too.
>>97720537Hand flamer or autopistol?
>>97720455>tq>Armageddon Rules gameDo you mean Apocalypse?
>>97720561no general on /vt/, huh?
What is the dark angels problem with the fallen anyway? Basically every legion had members who joined Horus' bandwagon no? Why have they been trying to keep theirs a secret for ten millennia?
>>97720572*cough* (yes)
>>97720596Probably is, he's just a stubborn and stupid ritualposter who keeps posting vtumor shit here
>>97720597Fallen lore predates that. You're right though that it makes little sense today, but before Horus Heresy got explored in depth it was a lot bigger of a deal that so large a part of their legion rebelled against the Emperor in the past.
Should I buy an eldar model or a deldar model for a display project?
>>97720603he's more welcome than you are mutant
>>97720540Exodites whenWHEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>97720494LGS owner either really hates necron players or really hates blacks, black necron player came in for a game once, amd the dude just wasn't having it. He was leaning over the counter, breathing hard, and shooting daggers at the black guy while him and his opponent were setting up. Right before they start he darts towards their table and starts grilling the black guy about a bunch of weird shit, like if he ever played Warmachine and shit. Black guy was some confused and nervous, eventually the owner ask the black guy to leave and he did without incident. Never saw a black or necron player since.
>>97720614Depends on a model you consider buying.
>>97720614Why not buy one of each and make a diorama of them dueling?
>>97720552>The eldar have the best aesthetics across the board within the entire settingThey don't function as independent faction.
>>97720620>>97720518
>>97720618I don't want to get another army and if it's anything like your pic, I'd probably buy...
>>97720597Most of the Legion rebelled and took their homeworld with them. I also remember there was a theory that the current DA are descended from the traitors on a quest for redemption while the Fallen are the scattered loyalists, but I don't know if that's the case anymore.
>>97720634The eldar have been an independent faction in 40k for longer than you have been alive.
>>97720597>leave half your legion in charge of home planet>under command of someone trusted>entire homeworld falls>what was supposed to be a marine fortress under the control of chaos>other half of the legion comes back and finds out>primarch btfo in the ensuing conflictOf course all legions had marines falling to chaos but the number of DA that fell and that they let it happen right under their nose on the home planet, with that final result is a huge badge of shame.
>>97720631>diorama of them duelinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqw1FI1hfJA
>>97720571hand flamer of course. well you could make 5 with hand flamers and 5 with autopistols (mining tools) so they can sit on your home objective and farm command points
>>97720617We just spraying and praying now? Why am I catching strays, what about my post indicates I could possibly be the mutant?
>>97720600oh in that case yeah.Most of the time it was a store event or mates wanting to have an event battle, but i don't think i've ever seen one get past turn 3, this is before apocolypse had it's fulley serperate ruleset though.Notable moments>ork 100boy+ghaz+pain/weird boy unit outflankng on the board and immediatly getting tankshocked off the board by a wave serpent because they're fearless and failed to hurt it>A dude took a 10+ inquisitors with Conversion beamers and was just cross map sniping titans>the store sperg brought a shit tiny nids which slowed the game down heaps, so everyone targeted his squads so that we could get the game moving faster, which caused a sperg out.
>>97720634>Have the third largest range in the game and are consistently one of the most competitive>Had the longest standing empire in the galaxy in the lore and have six unique independent factions getting by on their own in the diaspora since before the founding of the Imperium What did he mean by this?
>>97720623Split between the autarch and the archon.There's a pretty big part of me that wants to model Lhykhis telefragging a space marine too, though.>>97720631That's not a bad idea. And I picked up a baggy of 60mm bases. I *might* be able to fit a little scene of that going on. Or I could do a pose of them back-to-back and fighting a common enemy, though I should get a larger base for that.
>>97720651Orbiters are going really wide lately.
>>97720651You've been seething over him because your schizo mind convinced you he's the one shitting on you now
>>97720379nta but that looked like battlefleet galaxy
>>97720660Stfu nignog, multiple people itt hate vtumor shit for good reason and don't like it being shoved in our faces.
>>97720655Take a look at the garbage fetish art he posted. He's just shitposting and trying to provoke an argument, like he does every time Eldar are mentioned.
>>97720597>>97720646The White Scars had a schism between loyal and Horus factions too Now granted they curbed it and ordered the would be traitors into suicide squads to regain honor in death
>>97720597Back when DA lore was being written, HH wasn't really fleshed out as it is today. And sure, all Legions had traitors in them, but in DA it was like half of them, and they were one of the biggest and most proud one, The First Legion. Oh, and the Primarch died (he got better) and their planet exploded. So DA were trying to hide their shame, at least that's how I explain it so it makes sense with all the recent HH lore.
>>97720614do what this guy said >>97720631Something like a Banshee v. Incubi would be cool, but you would have to do a bit of cutting/sculpting if you wanted to get a cool mid combat pose.
>>97720684Striking Scorpion vs Incubi duel would be more kino.
>>97720494It was many years ago now, two real big American tourist lads were visiting the shop. The smell of these boys was incredible, it made my eyes water, and I think the paint on the walls started to peel. I had always thought the bad smell thing was just a joke until that day.Being all beta nerd types we of course didn't say anything and just grinned and bared with it, and the guys seemed to be generally pretty nice in any case.Anyway the local autistic guy walked in, took one whiff and started shrieking and clutching his head. He started shouting for them to get out, and chased them out.The smell stuck around for days afterwards, and the autistic guy claimed he couldn't remember any of it happening.
>>97720617The mutant is a vtuber and lolifag
>>97720670You can't even deny it lmfao
>>97720597>Basically every legion had members who joined Horus' bandwagon no?That's nu fluff.
>>97720700You can tell by my writing that I'm not decalfag, you're just shitposting atp.
>>97720706no it isn't retard-kun
>>97720603Chuubas are okatu culture and you're on an anime websiteAlso I've used a lot of generals over the years and trust me, there are far worse ritual posters
>>97720697Were they magic or yugioh players? Its always card games that have the enormous smelly hamplanets for some reason
>>97720712You melt down exactly like him at the same people he singles outYou aren't fooling anybody
so apparently Sharty doesn’t like warhammer and say it’s old troon slop lol Damn I’m really stuck here
>>97720697The “smell” was Old Spice deodorant btw.
>>97720725Sharty is a site for brainrotted zoomzooms who wank to tranny gore all day
>>97720546Way less gay than what we've got now.
>>97720725>neglected children with crippling autism don't like the same things I dosay it aint so
>>97720620It seems like he recognized him and began asking questions to make sure.
>>97720597Horus Heresy novels aren't canon with actual 40k lore.
>>97720645>>97720655I'm not him but let's be honest here. Eldar have done jack shit in the history of 40k. They're a secondary faction in the War in Heaven, they've done nothing in 40k besides die and occasionally help the Imperium, and they don't even have rivals. Necrons rival AdMech now, Slaanesh is just EC who don't give a shit about Eldar, and Dark Eldar think Eldar are a joke.Eldar are just background NPCs made to be railed by more important factions, one way or the other.
>>97720721>you're on an anime websiteThat has dedicated (containment) boards for otaku and vtumor shit. Also this >muh origins of 4chan! argument always fails to recognise that things change, the majority of 4chan and particularly /tg/ population are not weebs any more so miss me with that shit.>there are far worse ritual postersTrue, doesn't mean that I don't hate all their guts no matter how bad or benign. Ritualposters are all insufferable.
>>97720715Yeah it is.
>>97720645Yeah and the only time Eldar were relevant is when they've been Space Marines sidekicks.GW should've took notes and make them in allied detachment.
>>97720725Yeah I tried making 40k threads on Sharty they treat warhammer as legacy 4chan stuff so they hate it
>>97720737Oh look its this seething faggot again
>>97720740>I'm a tourist that means you have to leaveblow your brains out zoomer
>>97720737>>97720743You make yourself so fucking obvious.
>>97720732This. It's like decalfag not liking eldar, for whatever his sperg reasoning is.
Why does Khorne in both 40k and AoS all have a punk aesthetic? Where you have an armored guy but the armor on his left or right arm is just bare skin or straight up be top less and have their legs be armored.
>>97720745no shit he said he starts posting as soon as he wakes up
>>97720737You’re making them mad af bro
>Armageddon won't fall>Billions must dieBased
>the ESL frothing anti-eldar shitposter is back again
>>97720747Go simp more you parasocial cunt, send your limpdicked voice changer streamfaggot some more of your autismbucks.
>>97720723It was mostly a model shop, so they weren't really talking about cards.>>97720726Does it go bad or something? I really can't imagine anyone purposefully putting on that particular smell.
>>97720751>punkit's barbarian aesthetic you fucking retard
>>97720759the voice changer accusation is always so funny because it heavily implies you can't tell the difference between a woman and a man based on mannerisms alone
>>97720759Protip zoomie, when you're trying to shitpost don't just shotgun spray whatever buzzwords you've heard in the last 24 hours in a single post you make it way too obvious
>>97720764Mannerisms mean jack shit and can all be faked
>>97720747vtumours are a zoomzoom thing. They didn't exist back in the newfag early 2010s era or earlier
>>97720763So whatever considered punk?
>>97720725Is it odd I’m starting to see outwardly more hatred towards warhammer and I’m not used to it? I’m just used to grogs or oldfags who hate nu 40k or they hate GW but I never used to see genuine hate against warhammer as a whole until recently
>>97720774Warhammer fans are getting too annoying and chud 40k fans making it a target
>>97720772>n-no ulmao keep seething tourist
>>97720767How are you still managing to type with your hand stuck firmly up your vtumor "babe's" ass and the other reaching around to give it a wristy?
>>97720455>using art for Epic>as the OP in a 40k threadit's like a toddler wearing his dad's shoes
>>97720774I’ve noticed it too, like you said never met anyone who hated 40k more than 40k fans but recently been seeing a lot more outward hatred towards Warhammer because of the fanbase Warhammer flew under the radar for a long time
>>97720725Sharteens are extremely conformist with what they are allowed to like an anything they associate with 4chan (aside from wojak posting of course), including 40k, is verboten.
>>97720774Secondaries and tertiaries spam memeslop about 40k all over and its polarizing peopleLike poltards whove never owned a model spamming le trump emperor ai shit all day
>>97720774Their stock still hasn’t recovered to where it was before the Custodes were forcibly transitioned
>>97720769You know, I forgot most of the retards here are autistic and have the social skills of a feral catYou can tell when people are faking it too. A man acting like a woman is not the same as a woman acting like a woman.
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97720781Been here since 2011 faggot, vtube shit has ruined otaku culture, turned it into a bunch of parasocial trash for virgins
>>97720796Don't bother trying to explain basic things like this to election tourists
>>97720774It’s unironically the chuds ruining the image a lot of the younger generation of kids do not like Warhammer
>>97720757veh-deh-veh bros....
>>97720800>2011>thinking you're not a touristLMAO, it's like fags going "I'm not a newfag I've been here since 2007!!!"
>>97720796No, you're just not gay enough tbqh. Chuds have this huge blind spot where they think they know certain facts about the world that simply don't hold up. There are guys with perfectly girly mannerisms and vice versa out there, you just don't see it because you're not in queer spaces.T. a gay
>>97720811Yeah, I'm sure you've been here since 2003, right anon?
>>97720800>implying spending all day talking about fictional characters you want to bang wasn't parasocial as fuck
>>97720815>Gay thinks he knows all about women
I want to bang Lhykhis.
>>97720817No, I've been here since 2005 after learning about 4chan on omegle, little subhuman tourist :)
>>97720822Gay men are famous for never having female friends of courseOh wait
>>97720803>>97720780ya'll just blow in from reddit?
>>97720774I noticed it too, I’m used to 40 k fans shitting on Warhammer but like outwardly a lot of people are growing sick of the fanbase being too loud
>>97720815>There are guys with perfectly girly mannerismsNot really. I just think you don't talk to real people and have no frame of reference for what baseline human behavior in the west isAnd even if any of that were true, there is still the fact that these women regularly get doxed with their legal information that confirms they are, in fact, women.
>>97720834No that would be you
>/40kg/ - newfag, vtuber and gay discussion
>"return to armageddon!">looks inside>cadians and death korps
>>97720824She wants BHC too like other Eldar
>>97720774One you should remember us grogs were righttwo you learned that having a community filled with retarded causes this. you have a bunch of load retards that constantly repeat the same memes over and over and it's going to put people off.it's like starwars or trek, people peek over and just say "thats' gay and always was."
Literally just migrate to the kiwi 40k general
>>97720830Gay men barely have female friends because they're not interested in women.They certainly don't pay much attention to them. That you accuse others of not recognising their blindspot while ignoring your own is funny.
>>97720852Banned in my cunt
>>97720841>no you're actually the redditor for uh ... saying screaming chud is reddit.>ISHYGDDT
>>97720725Is that the reason or is there more?>>97720774The 40k fanbase is a bit like MLP in that it is unavoidable nowadays.Especially in sci-fi discussion where you have spergs go in and say 40k can defeat it or whatever.It could be anything related to war and someone is gonna bring up 40k. It gets annoying over time.Also there is a big concentration of what normies call "chuds" (what makes someone a chud anyways?) that like 40k. So because chuds like something it must be bad and destroyed. So I wonder when clean drinking water gets destroyed because chuds like clean drinking water.
>>97720846there were some meds that were not taken
>>97720854>Gay men barely have female friendslollmao
>>97720774It became way more popular, and the more popular something gets the more hipsters will hate it to be different from the mainstream.
>>97720852do they have good grog shit and actually like home brew and shit?
>>97720828>been here for over 20 years>still can't ignore blatant shitpostingwew
>>97720846No you don't get it vtumors are part of OG 4chan culture you can't complain about it!!!11!1!1@/11
>>97720860you started browsing after 2016 and hearing about this site on /r/thedonald and were too afraid to visit till it became "socially acceptable"
>>97720850I remember when liking Star Wars was considered the peak of being a stinky glasses-wearing loser living in your mother's basementNow it's the peak of normalfaggotry and it turns out, normalfags make for FAR worse fans of something than the stinky basement dwellers.Imagine being the kind of person who read the EU books and now you're associated with Disney adults. That's fucking depressing.
>>97720864Yeah but we mostly saw that from people inside 40k but now you have way more guys who hate on it outwardly
>>97720867He's saying you're the problem, you realize that retard?
>>97720841How is crying about chuds not a reddit thing?
>>97720861>what normies call "chuds"Normies do not use the term chud nigga.that's a weirdo internet thing.it's all spergs, all the way down, they look over and say "this is full of underdeveloped autistic retards and i don't want to spend time here it must be stupid."
>>97720863You can act like this is not true, but it is.Whenever gays and women interact it's largely just use each other as props without ever establishing actual friendships.
>>97720866>I was just pretending to be retarded
>>97720876You realise none of this discussion would happen without the ritualposting?
>>97720869gonna put the fan fic up on Ao3 anon?
>>97720879Did you get your views on this from watching ugly betty or something lmao
>>97720884>I spammed the thread down because I can't ignore a singular post but that one post is the problem not me!
What the FUCK were they thinking?
>>97720872No they were perfectly good fans, they consumed without thought.
So with this announcement and the earlier leaks, are we thinking this will be the 11th Ed Box?
>>97720884>start an argument>people argue with me>it's the fault of the person I started an argument over!!1
>>97720898something something about EC trying to exorcist demon out of Fulgrim?
>>97720824You would bang any eldar girl. And probably most guys too.
>>97720898Gentlemen, we need to gape our customers
>>97720898what was wrong with the old ones? we got this instead of a deldar refresh
>>97720910What?
>>97720873Part of being popular. It has enough critical mass for people outside the hobby to notice it exists and form opinions on it. Some of those are politics brainrot, some of those are highschool mentality hating on nerds, some are the other things mentioned in other replies. Just the volume has gone up because popularity and therefore exposure has gone up and escaped the enthusiast bubble.
>>97720890That "one post" (which has been spammed every thread hundreds of times) kicks off thread drama every 3-5 threads. Oh but no, it's never the ritualposter's fault, blame all the people who don't like weeb simp shit in their non-weeb thread!
>>97720914Supposedly this is a budget option alongside the current one?It just looks so flimsy like the arms will bend after 2 uses and never hold a model again
>>97720903if its guard vs orks its going to be unbelievably based, fuck this cringe blood angels shit off. we already had the gayest marines in a starter, we dont need the 2nd gayest marines too
>>97720914this is more fragile and will break more often based on how it fits.that's the goal.
>>97720898It's an IUD for your wife after Tyrone has his way with her.
>>97720878>Normies do not use the term chud nigga.that's a weirdo internet thing.Thanks anon.I saw it so many times I thought it entered mainstream usage like the phrase "slop."I need to self reflect.
>>97720455Are half-Eldar canon?
>>97720919>all the peoplecurious how all those people post in the same 1 minute interval isnt it
>>97720912GW never tried to lead poison people
>>97720929Yes, but not like your pic.
>>97720455>tq>Have you ever played or seen in-person a 4000+ point [Apocalypse] Rules gameIn late 4th and 5th I played in about 26 apocalypse (1st ed) games. They were between 10 vs 10 to 15 vs 15 for players on a 4' x 40' table. The latter half of them were organized by a guy whose enthusiasm well out paced his skill at organizing a scenario. Was the usual 5 turns or 5 hours which ever came first.>Do you plan to pick up the newly revamped Armageddon rules releasing soon?I took a break from 40k when 8th came out, working on popping back in when 11th hits. Reading about later versions of Apoc I kept seeing the dread word "streamlined". If the new release is 40k + extra then I'm down, if it's 40k - half then no.
>>97720922>fuck this cringe blood angels shit off.if they made this box set made to order i would by two and shit down your throat.I don't think it'd be an issue, you have no taste anyway.
>>97720854Majority of women are just as uncomfortable being friends with gays as they are with normal menYou haven't known many actual fags (or women for that matter) considering how hard you stereotype them
>>97720927>I saw it so many times I thought it entered mainstream usage like the phrase "slop."none of us are normal anon, none of our spheres are either.
>>97720938>marine player calling someone tasteless
>>97720889No, I have a social circle that includes woman and gay guys. Trust me, women are putting on a pantomime around you, and I know you guys do the same with them.
>>97720803>>97720780>>97720867>>97720841>>97720740>>97720759>>97720815>>97720854>>97720919I'm saying this in total sincerity without a hint of irony: Please grab your nearest firearm and blow your head off you fucktard. You don't belong here and your IRL suicide would clean up this general.
Is the Baneblade good?
>>97720951>my small sample size of my one group of friends makes me an expert on the matterMmkay
>>97720953It fucks up everything in 1000point games if you screen it well and is a massive pain in the ass to deal with in 2000/3000, so yes.
>>97720953Do you like big tanks?
>>97720947I collect 2nd ed orks.
>>97720947Marines are tasteful, just not bangels.
>>97720956Yeah, and I'm sure you've done a rigorous scientific study. You're gay, it's okay to admit that you're just not interested in women.
>>97720898Better hope a Chinese copycat company has remade the original Citadel painting handle.Or you all may have to resort to corks with poster tac.OrA spray can's lid with poster tac or double sided tape.>pic related.The old Privateer Press Formula P3 painting tutorials do this.Or even worse:Your hand without a handle.
>>97720979Actually I'm interested in both and have a wife (female), so that's more than you can say. Anyway dicklord, warhammer 40k
>>97720976prove it, if you are the purple marine anon ill forgive you
>>97720981Holy shit what an actual crybaby you are
>>97720977Ultramarines are unironically more interesting than muh nobletragic space vampires
>orks in the starter>tfw 50% of my lgs playerbase will have an ork army
>>97720998trying too hard
>>97721006no i'm not. space romans > space vampires.
>>97720985>Have a wife (female) Gayest thing I've heard all week
>>97720655>>Have the third largest range in the game and are consistently one of the most competitiveAnd yet they still sells less than marines, less than guard, less than CSM, less than most of the xeno armies.>>Had the longest standing empire in the galaxy in the lore and have six unique independent factions getting by on their own in the diaspora since before the founding of the ImperiumNone cares. Only Great Crusade - Indomitus time period matters
I just learned the eldar shitposter is the “ask the general” faggot oh my god You ruined this website
that wasn't an invitation for you to double down with this low effort bait
>>97720994I didn't see the article about the product, anon.I just saw the pic, and it is a genuine downgrade of the official Citadel painting handles and remembered the tutorial I mentioned.But it is nice to know it isn't a full replacement. Yet.
>>97721012How did you confirm it?
>>97720985>No I'm very knowledgeable actually!>Anyway, changethe subject.It's okay, friend. The women absolutely do talk shit about you behind your back and look down on you, but that's just what they do.
>>97720981Garfy does a better uandle than gw anyway
>>97721004Meanwhile, actual "female" orks in gw material
>>97721012"ask the general"and "you missed the general" are perfectly valid responses to endless pointless 40k threads when this place exists.>inb4 /tg/ was made for WarhammerNo proof of that. Would love to see indisputable evidence. I know that /40kg/ can be bad at times, but for the most part one can just ignore the local spergs that infest this place.
>>97721022Look at this thread He spergs out hard the minute he sees OP is a banshee and keeps screaming to use /40kg/ when the thread wasn’t outwardly for eldar >>97670817
>>97721027I had painting handle autism long ago when getting into this hobby.Got the original Citadel painting handle, then the gameenvy painting bottle cap handle. I have given away the Citadel painting handle to a friend getting into the hobby.I plan to give away the gamenevy painting handle.I should have just gotten a resin 3D printer and printed my own handle.And sometimes I wonder how much I could sell the original GW painting handle for these days.
>>97721043Why people get fuckass mad about eldar will always be a mystery to me.
>>97721088They’re easily baited desu.
>>97720774warhammer 40K fans flood everything and either do retarded crossovers like the ponyfags of olde or they boss baby the shit out of other media or historical events. there has been a concerning number of times I’ve seen dudes in comment sections about catholicism saying “bro it’s just like 40K!” they always were like this, but now they’re growing larger its harder to ignore them.
>>97721088Same reason as they get fuckass mad over tau. They have a very limited view of what 40K "should" be (despite it being a huge kitchen sink style universe with lods e pop culture references) and a lot of the xenos races don't fit that blinkered worldview, so they freak out when those xenos are given attention.
>>97720561
>>97721100>bro it’s just like 40K!I'm ashamed to admit I've done this to my wife a few too many times and she has a kneejerk reaction now to it
>>97720774Marinefags.
>>97721103I guess. But I don't often see people get fuckass mad over necrons unless it's "they should've stayed slaves to the c'tan" from someone at the senior's home.
>>97720990I'm not him, but here's my painting table.just got them primed recently when the weather cleared a bit.i'm slowly amassing a horde as my paychecks allow.i've got RT models coming, a nice clean freebooter boss, with the big cigar, along with a couple other raiders form the OG Kev line.gonna grab some more from knightmare when he puts up the next kickstarter too.
>>97721106faggot
>>97721100There's also retards running around saying that HALO was made as an explicit Christ metaphor and a story about how the White man must destroy the Third World. Marty McDonnel had to step in and tell them to shut the fuck up.
>>97721116They do, but they word it as "oldcrons were better" and love the phrase "tomb kings in space".
>>97721106Nice.
>>97721122I don't know what you expected lol
Thinking of doing raptors for 11th.I'm considering using both their canon schemes. Phobos/Vanguard units & Vehicles get the camo green. Tacticus and Gravis units get the classic blue and yellow. So assault intercessors, Eradicators etc would be the 'speartip' to the Phobos' infiltration/assassination/recon component. Thoughts?
>Chaos forces start using suicide dronesWhich god would use machinery for such a purpose, maybe possessed by a small daemon and not AI like irl suicide dronesI think it would be Khorne since he had had those motorbike cannons in fantasy and is fine with technology in war. Picture it>Swarms of suicide drones that herald berserkers as front lines are blown apart and the survivors torn apart by hand
>>97721088unironically zoomies that fell for the "everybody hates elves" memes
>>97721088I'm mad about Eldar because my friend keeps tabling me with those little fucking faggot elves
>>97721131Do what makes you happy
>>97721116That is true, while I don't know for sure why that is my only guess is that living metal skellingtons still fit in with the uber grimdark view these people have of 40K and so are permissible, while bright coloured space elfs and weeaboo happy clappies in anime mechs don't.
>>97721100>“bro it’s just like 40K!”I was like this in my teen years and earliest of 20s years. It makes me cringe because it reminds me of myself and how I was a bigger sperg back then.I think most are just teenagers online getting into 40k and expressing their love or interest in 40k.
>>97721131I dislike the old raptor scheme, but alternate paintjobs within a single chapter are fundamentally based.
>>97721116You'll get old one day anon,and you issues won't be fixedand you'll have to live with the frustration as everyone writes it off because you're like old man.the parts of the world used to be legitimately better on every level decades ago.you can never go back there and you'll have to nurse that wound.
Finally picked up some eshin grey do the armour and much happy with it compared to the contrast attempt., put a sepia wash to get a bit more of that brown ashy look, gonna work on the scrolls and flesh next before doing more clean ups.>>97721106That's gold, cheers.
>>97721103I get fuckass mad at Tau because I hate charging across the table at a gun line that just sits there not doing anything. They're just fucking miserable to play against.
>>97720898Does it hold 50s? Because the old one doesn't hold 50s
>>97721139>weeaboo happy clappies in anime mechsWould tau be cooler if they were sneering imperialists? My starting position is "yes" because the "I'm a complete dickhead" flavor of any given faction is just about always pretty based.
>>97721126there’s also retards running around saying that TONY SOPRANO wasn’t killed in the finale, but I’m not sure what that has to do with 40K
Should I get the Castellan Creed and Sergeant Krell in metal or recast resin?If recast resin which one is the most trustworthy with quality?
>>97721133bro? vashtorr is right there.
>>97721131I think the schemes are too disparate in theme between tacticool camo and goofy bright yellow bird beaks. I'd pick one or go with a different chapter like Red Scorpions or Fire Angels.
>>97720848Other way around mon keigh
>>97721133why does one necessarily need to use it? all of them can say they don’t like it. either way, much of nurgle, khorne, and slaanesh’s worship is found in personal combat and adrenaline. by removing one person from the field their worship is cut in half. the only god who may use it sparingly would be tzeentch because his worship is found in change and mutation which means he doesn’t necessarily expect worshippers to get into brawls and firefights.
>>97721176now I'm definitely going to do it. Watch this space.'practical' can mean "This units role is to rocket forward and break lines. Camo is -not- necessary jumping out of a thunderhawk"
>>97721100I think people are also getting sick of the same "le heresy" memes on random post or other 40k post everywhere. I've seen more heresy memes over the last few years then I did before, probably because of all the newfags from SM2.
>>97720637You are a tranny
fat cunt has box
>>97721182That eldar also wants BHC.
>>97721196who the fuck wheres a cap inside their own home
Would GW let players flirt with or romance Trazyn in the Necron DLC for rogue trader? Reddit seems to want his robotic booty and requesting it
>>97721174Well yeah hes the obvious one, I meant the major 4
>>97721166There's also retards running around that CANNOT UNDERSTAND DIRECT COMPARISONS in the form of anecdotes
>>97721210https://voca.ro/15K1pQD9wS3O
>>97721209someone who is balding
Is BMM still operational?And how long does it take for their packages to get from Russia to leafland due to current events?
>>97721223BASED
WIP is coming along nicely. Base is ready for gloss varnish tomorrow, and the chapter master is only a handful of colors behind that step.
>>97721210How does one romance a thoughtless, emotionless, memoryless, soulless machine animated by the control of a semi-sentient, barely in possession of a fractured soul robot that haven't sexually reproduced in hundreds of thousands of years??????
>>97721156The crazy thing is that deep down tau are sneering capitalists. Ethereals infiltrate non-tau planets somewhat like GSC and start economically taking over, positioning themselves as the owners of any supplies and industry until they have a monopoly and can force the locals to sign up to the greater good or they'll leave them in financial ruin. Very apt to today (just look at how much shit the biggest corporations own) and some real good satire could come from it, but none of that sells as well as "big robot suit" though so GW focus on marketing that instead, and then people not interested in tau just see them very shallowly as "shoot good and pilot anime mech" and question what is grimdark about them.
>>97721200Sounds more like you want BEC yourself
>>97721196No idea who this is but he's clearly a bugman, detestable and pathetic. I thought ork players were all based
>>97721230>beakie helmed termie chapter masterBased as fuck
>>97721196hmm i wonder why this image has such poor cropping, ah I guess its just a coincidence.
>>97721209>who the fuck wheres a capChuds>>97721226Just own it
>>97721232GW would let human women fuck anything.Human men on the other hand...
>>97721230Very nice and based, only criticism is that I hate the row of pouches covering his chest. Should've found a suitably ornate torso instead but a bit late for that.
>>97720737>Eldar have done jack shit in the history of 40kSo has every single faction in the setting. Two fucking primarchs are back and you can't even fucking tell
>>97721210They let human women fuck a Drukhari dude and a Corsair dude in upcoming Dark Heresy game. So most likely yes as he is male.Men were denied even touching the Eldar chick who is the biggest humiliation ritual I've ever seen in a vidya.
>>97721239I'm glad I let an anon talk me into it, because I had my doubts about how well it'd look when all's said and done.>>97721254>row of pouchesIt's mostly there to triage some truly fucked knifework. If it was still fully intact I could have done something like a shitload of medals and whatnot.
>>97721270>buzzwordsgo back
>>97721274emotional bitch lmao
>>97721274Sorry this space isn’t safe enough for you but thanks for letting us all know what your limits are
>>97721270Dumbest poster itt award
>>97721145You should kys
>>97721293are you going to communicate what made you so upset or are you just going to sperg out for the rest of the thread?
>>97721212what was the point of your comparison then? because the original point was meant to illustrate how obsessive 40K fans are that they tie history to 40K rather than 40K to history. your comparison seems to be the exact opposite, that Halo fans are so obsessed with history (or theology, whatever) that they tie halo to history rather than history to halo. complete apples and oranges situation. it also has nothing to do with why warhammer 40K fans are hated because there is no where near an equivalent hatred for Halo fans preaching the gospel in every comment section.
>>97721316Your comprehension skills are wanting
Got the brood brother kill team as a birthday present, is the logical next thing to pickup the brood coven box?
>>97721303>le males are so persecuted c-cause only girls get to fuck the NPCs!RT had plenty of male characters you couldn't romance, if you don't understand why Yrliet can't be romanced then you didn't play the game and/or have a room temp iq.
>>97721230Wolves anon wya?
>>97721284>>97721289seething /v/ermin
>>97721330Yrliet can be romanced anon and you have to be the biggest cuck retard alive to do it.
>>97721330But why did Yrliet have to be female and Marazhai male? Why are women getting another Eldar male to fuck in next game?>inb4 muh Cassia, KibellahLiterally who backgrounds, 40k fans wanted a SoB and Eldar waifu, both of which were denied
>>97721339I’ve never played a 40k video game but whatever helps you sleep at night my sensitive friend
>>97721339>umadyawn
>>97721342>>97721343>immediately proving him rightyou will now accuse me of being him
>>97721324if you can’t explain your reasoning, then there’s nothing to be done for it. in the end, your anecdote didn’t add anything to the original post, so it doesn’t matter.
>>97721341Who honestly fucking cares?>40k fansNo, this dating sim bs isn't 40K, it's coomers and Biowarelets who want this shit. Don't get it twisted, degen elf fetishist.
>>97721330And then the next eldar who can be romanced in the next game happens to be male as well, hehe
>>97721347>nono you dont get it... umad!!
>>97721355Oh no! Anyway...
>>97720774Unfortunately it became way too popular and now autists talk about it irl and it grates peoples. I’m a Warhammer Fantasy player first and 40k player second, but the times I have brought up Fantasy to somewhat normies they seem to not grasp that it’s separate from 40k and lump me in as a 40k fag. And 40k does not have a favourable view among normies. So even guys like us catch strays because of the mainstream autists.
>>97721361Holy shit how heavy is that cross on your back? Touch grass
>>97721351>shut up SHUT UPPPPP LALALALALAkek, take that L boy
>No you coomer, you can't have romanceable female elves because of the LORE>Romanceable male elves? Yeah sure no problem
>>97720994The "wineglass" one is also dogshit. Still funny how the original handle is still the only hobby product GW has made in 20 something years that was both good and somewhat reasonably priced. So naturally they got rid of it and made something worse instead.
>>97721364What L? I greatly enjoyed RT whilst completely ignoring romance options and will enjoy DH, I'm not the one crying about the fact I can't screw some space elf waifu and woe is me and women have it so much better blah blah.
why do romance stories make autistic people so uncomfortableisn't love a good thing?if russians can find love and attraction in these species your cold rock of a heart can too
>>97721372>i didn't lose i just ran out of things to sayfeel free to repeat it a few more times and in the mirror when you wake uo tomorrow LMAO
>be creative director for GW marketing>explain to intern we need gasmask guardsmen on Armageddon for up coming 11th >intern nods sagely knows exactly what steel legion is>opens box>kriegers
>>97721378>why do romance stories make autistic people so uncomfortableBecause romance and attraction is a world unto itself that is unspoken and very subtle which they can't process or understand
>latch onto romance options in vidya because lonelyfag>sperg about it in a tabletop thread>people reply with "lmao who cares">uggh why you uncomfortable about tertiary dating sim shit in my secondary video game I'm not the autist y-you are!!!!!Post models, elf fuckers
Huron progress. I didnt really care sbout the Tarellian. A bunch of conversions of other characters mentioned in the Red Corsair books, and kitbashed heads on the sorceror and executioner.
>>97721397>person spergs out for a hundred replies before resorting to "uhhhh who cares"you care nigger or you'd stop sperging out LOL
>>97721399Niceu. I wanted a set but gotta worry bout billz for a bit. Loving how they're coming out Anon. Been reading the last 2 months of WD a bit and enjoying the YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH MATEY
>>97721402>everyone laughing at my meltdown over lack of romance in an offtopic video game is the same persongo back
>>97721399
>>97721408>i don't know how this game worksnewfagbut you'll say we are the same person with the same hand
>>97721383I mean Kriegers were just an alt paint scheme for steel legion, now its reverse steel legion are a alt paint job of the new Krieger kit
>elf fucking is BAD kay?>uhhhh unless you are a woman or a faggot of course please buy our products!!
>>97721409Your executioner head is way better than the one the kit comes with
>>97721419>i don't know how this game worksTelling on yourself there
>>97721409Executioner headswap and colour change looks so much better.
>>97721433>no uyawn
>>97721351>no argument
>>97721437>>97721443Still haven't seen a single model out of you, knife ear fetishists
>>97720774This is the revenge of the grogs. Suffer watching what your love be changed into something you don’t recognize like we did because of you.
>>97721446and you never will you avatarposting faggot. This is an anonymous website and i choose to remain anonymous go back to your safe space.
>>97721351The mask slips offHe went from gaslighting to just dismissing when proven wrongThese subhumans will defend the double standard of women and fags getting Eldar men, but men being denied eldar women not because of muh lore or muh GW it's because they are just reddit troon abominations that hate straight men
>>97721409>that axeWhich fucking retard at GW keeps making these looney toons sized axes/weapons? The great weapons on the TOW marauders are also comically oversized. It looks so retarded, what’s wrong with properly sized melee weapons.
>>97721230>>97721399Good work so far. Should have my 4th company captain done tomorrow for the collage and then it’s back to highlighting crisis suits.
Paint your hellblasters, mutant.
>>97721458Heroic scale anon. Its looks great, its huge because the guy wielding it is also huge and very strong
>>97721458>game entirely based off old metal/heavy rock album art>over the top themes, huge pauldrons, beefy lads and ladies>why do these revamps of old minis have such xbawks hueg weapons!?Yeah this might not be the game for you, zoomzoom
>>97721464That hammer may be one of the dummest things I’ve ever seen:
>>97721458please anon this is tame i am just glad they don't do warcraft or anime proportions
>>97720787This autism over whether art specifically comes from the sub-property of 40k despite the fact that 40k shares a universe with multiple different games reads like a corpo trying to do brand enforcement. Maybe you're being ironic but it just comes off as gay.>>97720919Just ignore it man. Big Red Wife guy and PAKfag went away because nobody was giving them the time of day.
>>97721453You do not belong here /v/ermin
>>97721464That hammer may be one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.
>>97721337Laughing while waiting for the booby trap to go off in his pathetic face. Enjoy the Warp scumbags.
>>97721464I have no strong opinions on that hammer, either way
>>97721483>n-n-no u30 years of huffing paint has turned your brain to mush methinks
>>97721488I really do love your lore dedication
>>97721464That hammer is pretty sick, though I would've left off the weird power cable that just seems to be pointlessly feeding power from one part of the hammer head to another and visually distracts.
>>97721483Most of the problems of this general come from modelposting and it's not even the modelposters' fault half the time. Kinda sucks but I understand why a lot of people just don't do it.
>>97721446Put the trip back on
>>97721488How would a semen-glitter bomb make them experience the warp?
>>97721476>>97721486>>97721489>>97721495Lol what the fuck is with this place.
>>97721501Their rotten souls are Warp food after death.
>>97721497Haven't used a trip since the 00's, take your meds.
>>97721496i just never want to be a "known entity" even in generals where practically everyone avatarfags i never do.
>>97721495Yea. I’m in too deep to remove it now tho.
>>97721507I said put it back on
>>97721511I don't blame you. That used to be more of the standard but we're a long way from those times now.
>>97721488>space wolves leave their relic armour and brothers corpse to try and win a fight unhonourablyAt least Night Lords are straight up about being bastards, space wovles are just a bunch of larpers.
Are there any other anons subbed to the Combat Patrol magazine ITT? I subbed to it on a whim last year when the US subscriptions started up and I've been getting a nice kick out of it each month when the issues come in. Thoughts on each army so far>Marines: Put everything together except the Bike Chaplain since I don't really have a use for it. Gonna paint them up as Salamanders alongside the Patrol they got last year and some other stuff>Nids: Put everything except the Termagants together since I had some already assembled from the Target boargame that came with the Titus mini. Still sitting unprimed since I can't decide on a paint scheme for them>Eldar: Put everything together. I didn't really give a fuck about Eldar at first but something just clicked while putting together the Jetbikes and Wraithlord. They're getting painted up in Iyanden colors and I'm going all in on Wraithguard>CSM: Only built about half of the minis so far. Gonna make the whole thing Iron Warriors vibes alongside the newer stuff coming out in the next few months.>Orks: I put together the Warboss and Boys, holding off on the Koptas and Deff Dread until more info about the 11th edition box drops. >Votann: Just started receiving their stuff last week, Only put together the Kahl so far. GSC stuff is up next after the Votann, and I'm still undecided how I wanna approach them as an army (I kinda want to lean into the Atalan Jackals they're throwing in alongside the old Combat Patrol and go all-in on bike spam, I know there's a detachment around that but how viable is it?). I already collect Guard and World Eaters so the last two waves are just more of what I already have.
>>97721512>too deepI mean looks like you've just done some base coats and it's just sort of tacked on the back there. Some precise knife work could lop it off and you'd just need to quickly repaint where it was glued.
Big sticks out for the lads on 40kg.
>>97721514You started browsing after the death of this site
>>97721488This is the third time you've tried to pull this cope and it's still sad and unrealistic. For the third time, you can see the protruding humerus of the dying astartes' severed right arm. There is no haywire mine inside the terminator suit.This time, please refrain from your "yeah but" behavior and paint a goddamn model. You acted like a total bitch last time.As a matter of fact, I demand to see a WIP photograph of one of your hellblasters.
>>97721514This place is the best its ever been and anyone who says otherwise is afraid to post models.
>>97721548fuck off pedo
>>97721548Post your hellblasters alongside a timestamp.
>>97721522There's a combat patrol magazine from GW??????? I have a sub to WD and snag Spike! and I had no idea. What the hell is it called?
>>97721548Says the man too afraid to paint his Hellblasters for the last 5 months or so.
>>97721553
>using images he doesn't understand
>>97721523You’re right. Thank for not accepting my excuse for laziness.
>>97721557>>97721554>>97721545I just dusted them in preparation for the weekends painting pleasure.
>>97721548>This place is the best its ever beenThe few months after quests got purged were the best /tg/ has beenMost of you niggers don't even remember quests
>>97721579still covered in dust
>>97721579>the mutant has spent so long not painting them due to emotional trauma that they collected dust>and he couldn't even do a decent job dusting them off
>>97720455That vidoe was horrible, no Steel Legion, only GW approved IG (Krieg+Cadia) little to no Orks, everyone dies from an off screen source, that Gouvernor was a retard to tell everyone to run away.Oh and how did Yarrick lives over 1000 years more being an already old old man in M41? The model is also on tactical rocks, fucking horrible.
>>97721579>absolute most basic bitch eavy metal style>same old rookie mistakes in the model assembly stage>messy work on the basic detailsIn the time it took you to do 4 hours of work on a single squad, I learned several new techniques and improved myself far beyond your skills.
>>97721579Why are you so allergic to timestamps? You know they'd help your case right, WIP pics with timestamps to prove your progress would win you favour back.
>>97721611Don't worry, he'll rape each and every model with a shittily-painted glow effect by the end of the year.
>>97721616Ive taken more TS in the past 3 months than 99% of people here you disingenuous lowlife.
>>97721617>everyone I don't like is without models
>>97721623Mmhm, why haven't I seen any?
>>97721626dead nigga storage
>>97721611>eavy metalnot even, he can't do highlights of any kind lmao
>>97721617your mother pleasures old men for money
O&Tfag was right
>>97721628Because you do not have eyes to see, you have a mouth that is faster than your brain.
>>97721630I'm going to have to think of how to use up the other four wolf guard terminators. It's really just a worthless bits box for me, and I only bought it so I could make a dual-wielding captain.
>>97721636get that drama queens nutsack out of your mouth, you know he takes estrogen right?
>>97721365No one can ever address this without trying to cope by saying "w-women don't date down" which Owlcat and Games Workshop obviously don't believe in as women are men with tits in their lore there is no differences between the genders
>>97721638Okay, you still failed to timestamp this latest pic. Probably because you plan to reuse it 100 times over the coming months trying to pass it off as fresh, right?
>>97721641Dead wigger storage terrain piece
>>97721647I literally took that picture just for you asshole, I have them and I am prepping them for painting this weekend.
>>97721641Clearly you rig them to be ripped apart on a large diorama base, towered over by a bright pink slaanesh penis monster
>>97721653>for painting this weekendWell remains to be seen, godspeed. Make sure to take and post progress pics so we know you aren't just sending them off to someone else for painting.
>>97721556It's a Hachette thing, one of those "Sub for X amount of issues and each week you get a new thing to add to your collection" sort of deals. It's 9 Combat Patrols spread across 90 issues plus some bonus models/paints>Space Marine 10ED Combat Patrol + Chaplain on Bike>Tyranid 10ED Combat Patrol + Parasite of Mortrex>Eldar 9ED CP + Wraithguard>CSM 9ED CP + Chaos Terminators>Orks 9ED CP + Boomdakka Snazzwagon>Votan 9ED CP + Einhyr Hearthguard>GSC 9ED CP + Atalan Jackals>IG 9ED CP + Cadian Heavy Weapons Team>World Eaters 9ED CP + Forge/Maulerfiend15 an issue for 90 issues is $1350, which sounds like a lot at first but then you consider it's spread across ~2 years time and you're getting roughly $2200 worth of models/paint in that timespan. There's also a Premium version which I'm dumb enough to sub to where they charge $3 more per issue where you get all this shit every 20 issues for an extra $270. The savings are crazy, especially when issues first drop. I hear things were crazier in the UK where you could go to a magazine shop and pick up an issue each week for the shelf price of ~$15 and get a full ~$50-60 kit like Wraithguard but ebay's been pretty nice to me on the other side of the pond (I managed to snag a few extra Wraithlord for ~$35-40 for example)
>>97721650That's a given, of course. Maybe I should slip a dead termie into a commissioned piece, once he decides what model he wants.>>97721655I do have some 60mm bases.How hard would it be to cut and greenstuff a terminator into the defeated Yamcha pose?
>>97721659A neutral borderline positive comment, stunning growth for this general.
>>97721661Do share the link, I am intrigued, Anon>>97721663Couldn't be that hard, just need to make some noodle arms/legs. But what to do with the other 3?
>>97720654RIP doze boyz! Dey died doin' what dey loved! Runnin' at tankz!
>>97721646We have a mentally ill speciestroon who identifies as an elf and cheers it on
What are some of the worst proxies you've seen?
>>97721661>The savings are crazyThis is a typical ploy, the savings are crazy*** if you want 9 different armies. If you just want one or two, you're overspending for shit you don't need. Mind you even if you were interested in a few of these factions you could probably sell off the other shit second hand and still get some good savings but that's effort on your behalf, and overall it's not as good a deal as it seems on paper.
>>97721678I used a fistful of pennies/nickles/dimes as proxies for models the other day in a quick game with my niece/nephew, does that count?
>>97721672My current ideas are:>diorama of some night lords ambushing a squad of space wolves incursors after luring them in with a booby-trapped terminator suit>an eldar character standing on top of a dead termie>Lhykhis telefragging a termie on her way out of the warp
>>97721681nta but that's just awful, would toss your pauper ass in the streets.
>>97721683I enjoy idea 1 (and 3), I sure hope the suit is boobytrapped with a micro-blackhole warp generator device.
>>97721687
>>97721635He won't respond to you because he's a tranny faggot nazi LARPer who can't handle basic facts
>>97721635I have enjoyed seeing you paint your red lines on your yeller fellers over at /wip/.
>>97721687I was thinking of a haywire mine, or some greenstuffed bricks of C40,000.>>97721692micro-black hole generator was one of the mutant's sad copes over the dead terminator. Yes, he did act like that much of a child to absolutely no one's surprise.
>>97721665Ahahaha stfu decalfaggot. You act like such an asshole itt all the time, just to then switch around and try act morally superior like this right here, only to go back to asshole mode again in short order. You can't talk shit about growth when you're locked in this bipolar stunted mental state flipping back and forth from being a cunt and lying about not being a cunt. Get medicated and leave us alone
making a diorama of the sisters getting ritualistically raped and crucified lolololwho fucking does this shit? You spent 70 dollars to throw shit at your thread boogeyman lmao
>>97721644Projection yet again huh redditor
>>97721698I'll take the high road and disregard your comment as the peanut gallery material it clearly is.
any tips for solo games?
>>97721706Do some powerful psychedlics and hallucinate playing against another person
>>97721706Never done a solo game myself other than a few skirmishes between a specific class of models for testing purposes, seems like to much work to keep track of everything.
>>97721661>>97721679You’re also spending money on the painting pots and useless tools
>>97721706Loser bottoms
>>97721706don't get angry when the wrong side wins.
>>97721705>I'll plug my fingers in my ears and ignore my own shortcomings>because facing them is difficult>also I don't care that my unhinged antics are affecting a community I want to be a part of>w-why doesn't anyone like me btw??
>>97721665You're calling infinitely better painters and people trannies for stating that your autism is why this general is as dead as it isNo wonder you get no positive responses
Everybody talks about how a player choosing a favorite faction is a personality test, what personality is a necron fan?
>>97721695Admit you were wrong and the people who shit on you do, in fact, paint. You claimed people had no models, irrefutable proof of model-having was posted. Acknowledge your failure. You won't because you sniff dick cheese.
>>97721725A little bit fruity.
What unit on the table top is essentially the Jackal Snipers of Halo 2?
>>97721725Coolest guy you'll ever meet or a bittervet.
Games Workshop would unironicallly rather go bankrupt than canonize a female Eldar x male normal non-marine human coupleThey hate men that much
>>97721733That's old fluff though.
>>97721672M8 it's literally the first result for "Combat Patrol Magazine" on google I don't know how much more I need to spoonfeed it for you.>>97721679>the savings are crazy*** if you want 9 different armies.That's the thing, I did want almost everything being offered>Armies I already had and wouldn't hurt to have more of: WE, Guard>Armies I was interested in starting: Marines, CSM, Orks, Votann>Armies I had no interest in but grew to have interest in: EldarThe only ones I don't gel with are Tyranids and GSC. The latter might end up as a Eldar scenario where I end up liking their models in the end, but even if not it's still a solid deal considering it's the gold-standard 9ED Combat Patrol instead of the newer 10th Edition one. And as far as Tyranids go worst case scenario I gift the models to a friend to help get him into the hobby. Also $1620 for all 90 issues is like half a month's salary for me, ~$70 a month for two years time is nothing much to me. >>97721711"Free" paint is still free paint at the end of the day. I kept the brushes but tossed out the cutter/mold line remover immediately
>>97721734>Having said that I love all model posters
>>97721730Scouts, ratlings, eldar rangers
Poop
>>97721734You literally never apologize you always just say you did and when people ask you to do it you say you already didYou LITERALLY just called o&t a tranny unprompted because you felt like somebody was insulting you by mentioning himYou are truly subhuman
>>97721739
>>97720929>points cost>181 (and a half)Back when GW still had a sense of humor
>>97721734Apologetic statements aside, simply apologising all the time but not changing your behaviour is just not good enough. That's what shitty christians/catholics do, walk around treating people like dirt but oh it's okay because I go to mass and confess for my sins... You're still treating people like trash, stop it or keep getting rightfully admonished and shunned.
You can only find this lack of accountability in a women
>>97721745Good point. He also never apologized for picrel when I asked an innocuous modeling question, and instead tried to claim that it never happened.
>>97721687>micro black holePretty sure that black hole is pretty macro after they're finished fucking each other
>>97721752>let that be the end of it and lets have a good thread tonight gentlemen.>Unless I see an opportunity to badly try to spin a new narrative then I can keep saying bullshit but if you dare reply I'll say you're being offtopicHow many ban evasions this week so far? Think you're gonna beat last week's record of 11?
>>97721695>>97721727>doesn't admit itGet fucked you subhumanA true white man would admit his own faults, guess you're spiritually brown
I dunno man, I don't think "you're mean to people on fourchan" is a killshot really. Who isn't
>>97721775It's not him "being mean"It's him spamming this shit 18 hours a day and going uwu whys everybody so mean to me I'm just defending myself~
>[Deleted]When will he learn his lesson?
>>97721773Yes, and they're all deserved retardo. You can leave at any time, you aren't owed a place here, particularly when you continue to act like this>thread consolidating behind a model poster**who acts like a brat, shits on other people's factions, works on his models at a rate of molasses while acting superior to others doing better work in much less time...
>>97721773Yet you're calling people who haven't posted in over a month trannies because you thought somebody else was using them to insult you indirectly
>>97721782Based jannies. I propose that their wages be doubled for the month.
Now this is a 40kg thread. Need to get some popcorn and a beer.
>>97721781Yeah if you want to talk about spamming off topic crap he's just as guilty of that as his orbiters, true enough.But "he's mean" is weak bullshit.
I want to get into 40K. I know the lore, but haven't played ever. The armies that interest me most are:>Votann>Dark Eldar>Sisters>TauWhich ones should I pick up the combat patrol for and start with?
>>97721794Me on my way to play MTG next to anon's game table
>>97721725Considering they’re wacky Tomb Kings in Space? Redditors.
I think I would be more into warhammer if my countries infrastructure wasn’t so fucking awful for the pedestrian and didnt require me to drive 3 hours to my “local” game store.
>>97721807It says 5 minutes in the picture thoughever
>>97721807that says five minutes thoughever
>>97721807anon? picrel says only five minutesthoughever(beit)
>>97721801Of those four I'd lean towards votann, but it's not a confident answer. I'm still butthurt that those guys accidentally became a semi-hordey army.>>97721814>>97721816>two thoughevers this close togetherWhat is this tricknology?
>>97721801Sisters if you intend to play any other Human armies in the future, as many of their models can be brought in as ally units. They also look dope and have cool character.Tau are really fun to paint and play around with weapon bits.Dark Eldar can be kitbashed to hell and back with 2spoopy corpse bits and sexy fun time BDSM nonsense and are really fun to hobby with.Votann are fat.Gameplay wise you are probably safe with all of them, though Deldar are supposedly getting a refreshed Codex at launch in 11e if rumors are to be believed.
>>97721801Votann are neato.
>>97721829>supposedly getting a refreshed Codex at launch in 11e if rumors are to be believed.Anything about a refresh?
>>97721807>5 min drive>25 min walkHuhbeit?
>>97721801if you go sisters you have to be okay with fighting a lot of "allied" space marinesabhor the mutant
>>97721801The other two anons were spot on with Votann, very cool little/big trucks, dwarves are kino bambino and new models new treatment as they say.
>>97721801Tau are fund to paint and play, so could be a good starting point evenif it's just a Combat patrol.Try and figure out which faction you like the idea of most, because that's a good way to stay interested in an army.
>>97721801The current Tau one is easily the best Combat Patrol of the 4 you posted, considering you get>A mainstay Character model (Coldstar Commander)>Your main troop choice (Fire Warriors)>A scouting unit (Pathfinders, also comes with the Killteam upgrade sprue so more bang for your buck)>A transport for your battleline (Devilfish)It doesn't skew into one aspect of the army like the Dark Eldar one does (Wracks are cool but its not what you wanna start with) and doesn't have any bleh units like the Sisters one does (I don't think anyone likes Arco-Flagellants). The Votann one is cool too, but I feel like it doesn't have the same bang the Tau one does (It's just three squads of dudes). My recommendation is grab the Tau one alongside a box of Battlesuits so the Commander has something to actually lead and you have your first 500 points right there.
>>97721828>>97721829>>97721832>>97721842>>97721847Looking at Votann, everyone says you have to buy both the combat patrol and the transports in order to actually play them, whereas Sisters' combat patrol is enough on its own, is that right?
>>97721852Oh without question Votann needs those big transports, I bought two biggies and two littles for my lil bro.
>>97721678Someone trying to proxy a reddit post as a 4chan post
>>97721852sisters have that benefit but is a very bad combat patrolbut that will get you in the mindset of jobbing (important for an SoB player)
>>97721856kek, well said
>>97721842Nah sisters are the most desired opponent for non imperium armies if someone has an evil army they will want to carve your gals up over any one else at the lgs.
Is there a mini of the one on the left? That looks fucking awesome
>>97721875
>and so it was that later>as the miller told his tale>that her face, at first just ghostly>turned a whiter shade of pale what the fuck does that mean
>>97721851i heard the devil fish is also nice because if you get a hammerhead kit, there's enough bits to make all 3 turret options so you can turn the devilfish into an ionhead/sky ray
>>97721876Stop ban evading pedo
>>97721876Stop evading
>>97721883You don't get infinite warnings pedo
>>97721888I'm jut gonna throw my hands up and let the mods deal with your shit because apparently any time I respond I get a time out.
>>97721878Miller's scaring the hoes
Most and least hoe scaring armies?
>>97721890Almost like you're constantly ban evading or something
>>97721899holy crap lois this is like that time you were raped then killed then forced to give birth to demons
>>97721904its 15 minutes each time for off topic post you wretch
>>97721897>mosteldarmay as well collect anime robots>leastnurgle and nidsany that look very outlandishly "funny bad guys in the little board game i play"
>>97721913Clearly not if you're getting banned as soon as you post again :)
>>97721925whuh?
>>97721878>its in reference to The Miller's Tale, part of the 14th century Canterbury Tales by Chaucer. >the miller telling his tale is meant to be a late-evening story, for adults>in fact it was basically the 14th century version of porn>Keith Reid first heard the phrase "whiter shade of pale" at a party, a guy trying to get a girl to sleep with him>so the song is, metaphorically, about the end of a party and people hooking upthere are a ton more layers to the lyrics and some can become rather open to interpretation but that is the gist of it.
>>97721940I play Knights so I can't relate to going out to parties and kissing someone
>>97721913Don't worry I caught a 15 minute last thread for just posting a transgender individual with their fully painted army on display ready for a game. And frankly kudos to them for having a 3000 point army fully painted regardless of clownery.
>>97721947oh wow I saw that, I wondered why they removed it. I mean its a circus freak but who gives a shit? I swear the modlets have gone rogue.
>>97721927>Constantly ban evades>Wtf why do I keep getting banned for mentioning I'm reporting people after ban evading???
>>97721950PS. Free Lamenteranon, she was one of my biggest critics and even I can admit her perma ban was outrageous and a complete overreach of power.
>>97721956Shut the fuck up retard, you're so overbearing and screechy is becoming unsustainable anon.
Thinking about panic buying before GW announces emergency price rises
>>97721957>Constantly says she deserved it>Now pretending to be on her side to try and ingratiate himself to usFuck off pedo
>>97721964Of course she deserved it for her behavior but deserves got nothing to do with it, free speech is an inherent right that we all have regardless of consequences and this place has a responsibility to uphold that right regardless of personal beliefs.
>>97721968You are so unbelievably pathetic lmao
>>97721961I'm waiting for the medium knights and buying two of them immediately, I am going to build my Knight defender this week too! I ordered two custom heads from IWM
>>97721947because the mutant during one of his tard rages decided to spam trannies with models to grief the thread. now mods do that, make sure to thank the mutant!
Who painting at work here
>>97721982I never spammed trans people you're making that up and the archives reflect that, I suspect the removed it to protect the identity of the mentally inept in the photos which is kinda understandable considering this abhorrent nature of this place.
>>97721987we gettin paid to hobby my nigga
>>97721922What's with all the birds collecting death guard?
>>97721991foids are genetically predisposed to not minding gross stuff. piss, poop, vomit, their periods etc. all comes with the whole "take care of children" thing.
>>97721994nta but interesting comment, women are so fascinating.
>>97721991i explained it alreadythe comically revolting bad guys signify you don't take the setting *THAT* seriously, it can still be a big joke to you whereas if you play the >DEATH TO ALL ENEMIES OF HUMANITY WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS IN THE GOD-EMPEROR'S NAMEor any of the niche nerdy ones you can't really play it that way
>>97721987>>97721990What do you anons do for work?>work with container shipping>mainly wfh doing a lot of info processing>work previously chill enough I'd have days I could slack off for some gaming/modelling >lately management screwing with things and stretching us thin>overworked to a point I don't even get model time in the evening cause I'm still trying to do processing shit>half of which could be done by a macro but company is too cheap/tech illiterate to set that up
>>97721994>uselessly broad generalised "fact"Right, that's why so many women make bizarre toilet paper seat arrangements so their bare flesh doesn't touch the actual toilet...>>97722001We're not taking this seriously, are we?
>>97722008Not sure what the job markets like where you are anon but maybe see where you previous management went and jump ship, a healthy work life balance is too important.
>>97722008just live with your mom
>>97722020I'm severely tempted to job hunt, I know I'm not getting paid what I should for the work I do and and the shipping industry is just full of idiots and bs.
>>97722025It never hurts to look, at worst you're company might see you as a flight risk and actually properly compensate you.
>>97722008>work in a shitty warehouse for minimum wage>move heavy fridges and washing machines and shit>most coworkers and drivers are fucking idiots that lose their minds at the tiniest thing>at least i have all day to think about what models to get and paint schemesI hate my job
>>97719866>Most of our real modelposters (not the redditor) kitbash pretty heavily despite nomodels constantly trying to claim that kitbashing is discouraged and difficult nowWait a minuteNah, kitbashing is very much knee capped now, espcially for space marines which was kitbash nationBait these nuts
>>97722008Guard Newb Anon here, I'm a professional tard wrangler and have recently introduced one of my fellas to tabletop minis. We have been playing Blood Bowl n sheeeeeeeiiiiiiit. I am blessed to have a constructive, well meaning job where I can work on hobbies and share the love of the craft with others on site, even if they appreciate it differently then I do (cuz he's tarded). I love my line of work.
>>97722054You could've just said you were a nomodels it would've been quicker
>>97721899>peter is a necromundaGOD
>>97722008>>97722055Also I didn't mean to end that coming off as smug or whatever. We all have our struggles. I pray you get time soon to work more on hobbying, Anon.
>>97721733Why should they must do this, you indian retard?
>>97722008ATM? I’m a neet. Might pick up a wagie job soon though. I’m thinking of being a 911 dispatcher by the end of the year tho. Which is supposedly wracking, but if it lets me sit on my ass overnight I’ll take it.
>>97722067>you indian retard>why should they must do this
>>97719866AmenI've bought a bunch of primaris kit to kitbash them, it's a more limited experience compared to oldmarines but I like a challengeI've got some inner circle companions, mixing them with the DA upgrades, sternguard vets, and adding some extra stuff like the bolter from the Raven Guard upgrade cuz it's got a feather on it.It really is a different experience; I still have some oldmarine kits to assemble + bits and it's just not comparableTo summarize it I'd say oldmarine kitbashing is build-a-bear, while primaris kitbashing has been a lot of planning and sprue oogling online before purchase.Yeah I know there's gonna be some fag about how kitbash is just as good (just use the hobby knife bro) but in practice it's not worth it and so most cutting is removing a knee fin to give some variety. But hey, people are gonna keep pretending everything new is good because they're either in denial/coping or because they're shitposting and there's nothing better than the good old "saying something egregiously false" to get some (you)s
>>97722008i live with my mom i paint while i wait for doordash orders
>>97722008I've gamed the Canadian benefits system to live like a king.>got on perma disability>got subsidized housing in one of the most desirable areas in the country>my rent is $450/mn>dental and prescription coverage boosted through secondary provincial programs>mostly spend my days taking care of my aging dad>get further benefits for being a caretaker>its all tax free>hang out in cafes and pubs and volunteer at the library>spend most of the summer at the beach >if I need extra cash I'll just write essays for rich chinese kids at the local university
>>97722058We're not all 24/7 shitposters like youPlease show your models + timestamp for next time
>>97722008Overnight walmart wagie. I thought I'd hate it going in but compared to my last job (front desk at a hospital) it's practically heaven. I'm naturally a night owl so I never had a problem adapting my sleep schedule over and the work's not bad since the store is closed at night so I just put some music on my earbuds and work in an almost empty building all night in peace. Only thing I miss from my last job is the pay but I'll take a pay cut over having to deal with screaming drug addicts and psychotic management/HR any day.
>>97722079Meant for >>97719865
>>97722082>Makes demand>Doesn't post his timestamped models LMAO fuck off
>>97722008I draw porn for a living. It's unfortunately mutually exclusive with painting on the job. I have plenty of time to paint outside of my job though, since I'm not wasting time on commute.
>>97722100But anon, you were the one to accuse others of being nomodels, you can't just try and flip the script when your bluff is called, that'd be pathetic!Maybe lay off the shitposting for a while :C
>>97721733GW would probably go bankrupt before they lower their prices. Or maybe they're milking the paypiggies for all they're worth before putting out overpriced GW approved 3D printers that are just some cheap 3D printer with their logo slapped on it.I desire a day when all the Warhammer CAD files are somehow leaked by a disgruntled employee and get converted into STLs.
>>97722104Do what you gotta do in this fallen world my peep.
>>97722052>have all day to think about what models to get and paint schemesI've worked retail and security and this is so true, such dull brainless work that you have all shift to daydream.>night seccy job>week nights nothing is happening>find a spot in the camera view where it looks like I'm on guard>but my front is hidden so I can have my phone out reading shit>read through all the old BB playbooks people used to make>theorycraft tabletop lists and shitGets tiring though when all you want is to be either at home or busy enough the shift flies by and you get home "faster", my condolences. Try keep an eye out for work with some sort of upwards momentum though, retail/warehouses are the pits.>>97722055I've considered social work shit before but heard some bad stories. Prefer a comfy office job crunching numbers in the ops department myself. It's always good to hear what others do though and how much they're on, the worst part of employment is how cagey people are about their earnings, the more open info out there the better people can make informed decisions.>>97722069>neetYeah don't do that for long, it's a curse. Total "freedom" but no money to do shit, I've seen so many neets on 4chan over the years in very negative headspaces as every day is the same.
>>97722104Is it good p?
>>97722104>spoilerPhysical or digitally? I've been looking at drawing /mydudes/. Using my painted models as props like those wooden pose doll things. Also who was your highest paying client and what country was he from?
>>97722108Thank, anon.>>97722112Idk, it's alright I guess, people seem to like it.>>97722113Digitally. My highest paying commision netted me a grand, but I worked the entire month on it, so it was not worth it, it was a group commision.
>>97722104Based, I would if I could draw too
>>97722111every day is not the same when you fill your life with things you love to do, you can do that when you have all the time in the world to find those thingsi could never work, it seems exhausting. I ask people how they do it every single day and the answer is always>i have tohow can you force yourself if you know you'll never have to?
>>97722105I didn't accuse anythingSorry you're so brainrotted from shitposting on a board you don't belong on that you can't tell the difference
>>97722111Checkem
>>97722008tax accounting wfh 120k a year
>>97722121It's probably not worth the effort if you were planning on doing it full time, but it's a good income supplement.
>>97722124>fill your life with things you love to doUntil it gets repetitive. Yes, even the things you enjoy can become dreary and habitual, particularly when you don't have money to spend on something different for a change. Overindulgence too, like how those who review games for a living get incredibly jaded at certain popular game genres and mechanics. NEETdom also means you will never get to travel, which personally is just a sad life to me, and I don't even know how you can afford 40K.
>>97722008Software engineer. I'm underpaid for what I do but I get to WFH every day and I don't want to job hop in middle of this LLM industry crumch shit and end up without any job at all, so it is what it is.
>>97722008Grad student trying to wrap up thesis and apply to jobs. Shit suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks right now. I carve out 1 day a week to hobby on Saturdays
>>97722125>it's the nomodels>I didn't accuse anythingLol, cowardly too, checks out
>>97722135not being employed doesn't mean you can't make any money. i can afford both 40k and traveling on the few hours of doordash i do every week. My mommy is a retired flight attendant i can go literally anywhere completely free on her benefits if i don't mind waiting for open seats. I went to france last september to see a medieval manuscript on display.when i get bored of all my current hobbies and cannot find any new ones i still cannot imagine myself enjoying any actual job but who knows what will happen, i only know i never do what i do not want to do.
>>97722148You're a talented young man and will live a fulfilling life.
>>97722153nta but sounds like a dream. I'm sure there are drawbacks but I'm a little man, with little dreams. Give me freedom & independence and I'm golden
>>9772210440k smut?
>>97722128Zamn, accountants always seem on good money and well sought after but I also see them put in so much OT. It's always end of month this, EOFY that, stressful.>>97722153>afford both 40k and traveling on the few hours of doordash i do every week(X) Doubt, I get the feeling mummy is bankrolling you more than you let on. Travelling isn't just the flights also, it's the activities, food, accommodation.>still cannot imagine myself enjoying any actual jobYou're thinking about things wrong, jobs are typically not there to enjoy. Financial stability and freedom is the enjoyable part, working is a means to get there. Anyway I've warned you about the dangers of NEETdom and you did say you intend to get a job so it's up to you to ruin your own life or not from here.
>>97722153>Not in Employment, Education...>employed by doordashUh, anon I...
>>97722161well i won't act like it's some brave choice to live with your mom anon i am sure you can too if you want maybe you can't buy plane tickets but you can still travel>>97722164every dollar i make goes to me, she absolutely bankrolls me in that i don't lay any rent or help out with utilities or even need to buy my own food, i can just save up until i have enough for whatever i want be it a box of plastic toys or a weekend in a hotel>>97722171>doordash>employing driversanon I.....
>>97722179No matter what weird headcannon you have about the relationship between DD and their drivers, you are working for a company
>>97722179What's the plan for when she's old and needs your support, instead of her supporting you?
>>97722187It's private contracting. I have zero obligation whatsoever to do any work for them and only do about 3-5 hours a week as i please. That is not employment.>>97722189she wants me to kill her i will push her around all day in a wheelchair if i have to i love my mom
are UK bros already banned from this place? shit goes dead in the AM there here.
>>97722179>a box of plastic toys or a weekend in a hotelAw, cute. The last time I traveled a couple years ago was for 5 weeks across America, including a stay at Trixie Motel for 2 nights (as well as a bunch of other places ofc but that was the most boutique/expensive). Just before we did that I bought up a whole chaos army at once. Not trying to rub it in, just trying to give you a good idea of what things can be like if you suck it up and find your way into some real money. Not wanting to work is normal, you're not special for not having an interest in it, we just all push beyond that basic ick to get what we truly want and not wallow in a cucked lifestyle tied to our parents (who will die and their money will run out, unless you're born super rich).>>97722193Anon is right, you are technically not a neet.
>>97722193Private contracting is still employment, bucko
>>97722208>>97722213every neet alive could say they are self employedbut shit i wont sit here and insist on having more shame about my life if i am a respectable employed adult from my couple hours a week well bully for me
>itt we argue who is closest to being a NEET while still somehow affording 10000% marked up plastic to play with
>>97722162Among others, yes.
>>97722232>uhhhh no blogs in the autismchatwe are bored hall monitor-san
Let's get lost in some model posting 67
>>97722237Hey I never said I was disagreeing with the discussion
>>97722243no it's too late now we have to throw shit at each other until image limit
>>97722008I'm the labs manager for a pretty big digital arts school. Not quite the same as IT, there is some network/server stuff but I do more user-facing things like setting up the software image each semester, tracking inventory, moving equipment around, and generally being responsible for the state of our computer/greenscreen/mocap labs and render farms. I also help facilitate stuff like LAN parties, movie nights, game jams, student club events, etc. Once the semester starts I actually have a lot less of a daily workload compared to all the setup that happens beforehand, so I work on my own projects for about a third of the time. My background is in 3D animation, but I've been learning gamedev thanks to having access to all the school's resources. I've been working in that role for 9 years, the pay is on the low end ($68k/y in CA) for something like that, the job itself is just ok, but I love the people I work with, the perks are A+, and I really enjoy working in an education setting.On the heavier days, I appreciate having a craft hobby because the last thing I want to do when I come home is anything involving a monitor / tv. Yes I browse /tg/ at work, because motherfucker I AM the network administrator. I only got back into 40k about 2 years ago and it's been slow going, so I only play Chaos Marines at present and I'm building up a 3e/4e collection of pretty much whatever I find for a good deal.
>>97722120Any advice for someone getting into digital drawing? Any purchases you regret for that hobby?I have had thoughts about drawing porn for extra money.And to afford older 40k models.
>>97722243If you insist
I'm a big fan of the new custodes models, they're much better than before. Is it a fun army to collect and play?How do you justify having custodes on the field?
>>97722235Post a example crop
>>97722272>How do you justify having custodes on the field?"If you don't like my army then get fucked"
>>97722272https://youtu.be/KNH-Lghm1Tc
>>97722278I mean to yourself
>>97722282the emperor told them to go somewhere and fuck shit up
>>97722262Do you have any experience with drawing traditionally?If you're starting out, I'd suggest not getting too hung up over details and spending too much time on a single piece. They say perfection is the enemy of good, or something like that. You will achieve a much greater progress by finishing 3 simple drawings than spending a week on a single picture.I don't really regret any of my purchases. I've been using the same Intuos 4L for like 15 years now.It hasn't disappointed me in that time. I also recommend CSP as my current software of choice. Adobe is dogshit and you should never give them your money.>>97722275Here you go
>>97722282The God Emperor of Humankind revealed to me in a dream that these 30 random dickhead orks have to die immediately
>>97722292Das some good art, so much 40K lewd is trash and I almost feel like serious artists avoid it for some reason. Now the hard job of finding out your artist handle through this small snip so I can ogle the rest of your work
>Armageddon is back>trailer heavily features krieg>0 steel legiondid they really do this
>>97722299Could've just asked, lol.anonarts
>>97722292>bestialityMeh
>>97722302yes and it was predictable a mile awaydeal with it and move on
>>97721270You can romance either eldar in RT regardless of player gender you fucking retard
>>97722292Oh, anonarts, i love your cool stuff. Somereason, i thought than you blindwildcat
>>97722308Or what? You'll cry?
>>97722313that you are*
>>97722302Can't put something in an official animation if you can't sell a model of it, the bean counters would string you up from a lamp post for even suggesting the idea.
>>97722305Tbf I'm not the anon who asked for a crop, and thought you wouldn't want to just give it out. Thanks fren
Okay, I'm fairly happy with this so I'll do the other three.>>97722292Oh shit, anonarts. I have been following you for years lmao.
>>97722328Wrong image, I need to finish my morning coffee before posting.
>>97722292
>>97722307Umm, that's xenophillia akchually. It's an outlier in my portfolio though.>>97722313Thanks! I don't think Blind comes here.>>97722320No problem!>>97722328>>97722333I hope I improved over the years, thanks for following! Good job with your Mordian!I love old models.
>>97722292You’ve never bothered with kitra?
>>97722339>I hope I improved over the yearsBy leaps and bounds since you first startedI love your shiny women and also your shiny women kissing and/or fucking other women
>>97722302Would’ve been neat if they at least recoloured the Kriegers in Steel Legion colours.
>>97722292Sexxo
>>97722292Thanks anon. I appreciate the advice.But I'm screwed because I decided I hate myself and switched from Windows 11 to Linux Fedora so I kind of screwed myself when it comes to compatible drawing software.I plan to draw Warhammer 40k stuff and hopefully be good enough that the Black Lion of Ultramar guy might commission me. He seems to have more money than he knows what to do with.
>>97722312you can only FUCK the male
>>97722202? i'm still here
>>97722356It's a split between the pure platonic craftworlder and a literal BDSM relationship with the dark eldar
>>97722202We are still here, it's just 8am for us and I doubt many of us are painting rn.
>>97722356Achually, he fuck YOU. Marzi was written for womens, and even now he banted you as female in russian (authors write RT and DH on their native language)
>>97722367so we should get a bdsm female eldar in dark heresy it is only fair
>>97722344Only a bit, for some reason it ran like crap on my PC back then.>>97722346That's reassuring then. There will be plenty of those in the future.>>97722352Vern is my bae, love drawing her.>>97722355I have no idea what possible choices you have on Linux, I never used it.I'm still on Windows 10There are many prollific 40k commisioners, many of them probably a lot more interesting to work with than drawing a self-insert.
>>97722367>have pure handholdy sex with craftworlder>promise him we'll be forever and other sweet nothings>straight to the dungeon after>darkie smells the puritan on me and shames me for it>ties up and has his way>uses tools and dick to scrape every last bit of other smelldar's seed out>before replacing it with a dumpload of his own>enhanced amount due to drugs and genefuckery>no way I won't get pregnant off it>going to lie and tell craftworlder it's his so he sticks aroundBased
>>97722382Just like in my doujins
>>97722382craftworlder is a she and she gets very upset at you if you even think about holding her hand and i mean that literallyno idea why she is considered a romance
>>97722394It's the thinking man's platonic relationship, where you connect mentally despite the gulf between your species.I won't reply again since this is /v/ shit
>>97722008Damn seeing all of these replies makes me feel a little better, my situation isnt great but it could be worse
>>97722008Software, pays very wellVery afraid AI is gonna destroy the industry in the next couple of yours though
>>97722430Good
>almost finished painting my orks>just in time for a refresh so I have to paint most of it all over againIs this how marinefags feel at the start of every edition?
>>97722439you know your models still exist if they get updated, right?
>>97722439What are you on about?
Orksfags are literally retarded
>>97722439Kek it's not going to be like marines where classics get legends'd, they'll have the same units but on different base sizes and maybe new special weapons
>>97722454Blessed is the mind too small for doubt
>>97722454and this is a good thing
>>97722439I only buy models I know I'll like forever even if the new models come outi plan in layers; I have a middlehammer army, now I'm making a nuhammer army, when posthammer arrives I'll see if I want to make a new army
>>97722444They do but the loadout could be different making my ones obsolete>>97722453Read it again>>97722454Kys>>97722459Base creep pisses me off, im gonna have to swap out all of my warboss bases if the new model is on a bigger one
>>97722008Quality assurance for a big infrastructure company. Permanent with decent pay.Long as fuck hours but stupidly easy work, most of the time I just stand around and watch other people work, occasionally tell them to do things properly. Then I just make a report and organize the lab niggers to come take samples.Double pay and less hours if you work night shift, but for some reason I've been banished from that. (boss says I'm his top guy, he needs me on days to look after a bunch of important projects, I think that's a lie honestly.)Model.
>>97722477>They do but the loadout could be different making my ones obsoleteyou sound like a bitch that struggles to comunicate with people.
>>97722473nta but I always like my new army until I don't.
>>97722477>doesn't understand how2hobby>telling others to read/kysLol, lmao even
>>97722487I'll see something I like, and I'll fall in love, and because I'm autistic enough I'll wait to get it and change my mind 20 times, so the honeymoon period ends and I only buy stuff I actually likeBlessing or curse, I do not know
>>97722444>>97722453nta but you are obvious
>>97721922>eldarWomen love eldar in a vacuum, they're full of pretty men and women, which foids love
me when i vaguepost
>>97722477I got some base extenders 3D printed when I got back into the hobby, didn't have to swap out the old ones just basically glued a ring around the outside.
>>97722502Explain
>>97722008I'm a plumber. I do the plumbing at my LGS whenever something breaks and they pay me in store credit
>>97722536Do the regulars block the toilets a lot or something?
>>97722536I would honestly do the same if I was inna trade, just offer up free/cheap services to my FLGS for the sweet benefits.
>>97722376>I have no idea what possible choices you have on LinuxI know Krita is an option.I know GIMP is awful. Wouldn't be surprised if Adobe sabotaged it somehow. I might buy a used tablet and see how it goes. Really how much influence can a lad have over the secondaries?I've seen what that one female primarch artist has done.I've seen those maid marines.That one Skitarii "femboy" artist basically made that become a meme in the secondary communities.
Should I go looking in the third party sector of not!40k models to try and get some "heavy weapon teams" but the teams are not using heavy weapons on bipods but lifting them like pic related?And the other guy is some spotter or lugger or another guy with a heavy weapon? Pic related is a normal human in better armor lifting a big machine gun.
>>97722557english champ
>>97722559I wrote the post in English.With a lack of sleep so that might have thrown off my communication skills.
>>97722557Intepreter! Bring in the interpreter!
>>97722557>a normal human in better armor lifting a big machine gunWhy do you type so overly descriptive like this? We can see it's an arbites with a heavy stubber.
>>97722541Nah nothing too horrible apart from the time the toilet pan collar was leaking sewerage onto the floor. My city's water is very hard so the washers in bathroom faucets wear out very quickly and I replace those regularly. The toilets see a lot of use and things occasionally break on them tooI've made $600 in credit for about 90 minutes total of work over two years
>>97722567Like I said at >>97722561 lack of sleep is why.Sorry.
>>97722577>ApologizingBeta
>>97722587>seeing apologies (respect) as weaknessActual beta
>>97722587>BetaI'm sure feeling like one.Especially because I'm not interfering with the neighbor's argument near me. Tried to pass the time thinking of Warhammer shit and posting here.
>>97722595Your brain is fucking scrambled nigga
>>97722008Heating network designer at a power plant. I dont fear AI, because "Someone must be jailed, if some shit happened" as our project chief said
>>97722577You're forgiven, anon. I'm sorry I don't have any suggestions for you though, I have always stayed away from third party because they're kinda stinky. I do admire your desire for the Bragg experience, I have kitbashed my own heavy weapon hoister before with a lad lugging ammo before.
>>97722486What cunt? How did you get that from what I said?>>97722494You still havent kys, ive given you orders yet you are still with us
>>97722515I did get a few of those at one point but that was just for 28 to 32 mm, im guessing 40 to 50 mm exist but haven't looked yet
>>97722610Based ork brad
>>97722599>I may be scrambled...>But you're cooked
>>97722610Ain't the one having a melty over something so easily fixable, perhaps you should kys to fix the dilemma you seem to be facing
>>97722599Maybe but I'm not scrambled enough to be a Pokemon scalper or thief for Pokemon cards at the LGS.I'm surprised those lads haven't tried robberies for Warhammer stuff yet.Has it happened yet?
>>97722610because you're being a fag about model you already own and their options changing, when the easist thing you can do is just talk to you opponent about it.
>>97722624Warhammer is not so easily stolen, they target pokemon cards because packs are small and light. Use your brain
>>97722613I used 40 to 50 for some old wraiths, they're out there
Ded thread?
>>97722788Mutantking hasn't woken up yet. We're awaiting his arrival
And there he is, same time every day with his shit takes. Im assuming said poster lives in Perth or some shit, gets home from wageslaving and just dumps all of his shit replies on here back to back. Let it all out m8
>>97722788Kinda yeahAnyone working on anything?
>>97722829Still working on a neurolictor, not in any rush to finish it desu
>>97722829Just cleaning up my zardu, gotta figure out what will make him pop.
>>97722829Working on my Huron
>>97722829Just got my second steeljacks squad put together. Gotta give the greenstuff a few hours to cure up before I get to priming them but I'm going to bed soon anyway so that'll work out well.
>>97722810What's a Perth?
>>97722867Not much, what's a perth you?
>>97722804give it about half an hour i reckon
>>97722788america has yet to fully wake up
>>97722810if he's a perth cunt that makes things a lot gayer.
>>97722839I look forward to seeing it, it's such a nice sculpt>>97722842>zarduPretty neat model, I have not seen it before. Is he your big stick entry?>>97722845The scales are looking greatWhat's the goldish metallic you are using? It has a really nice tone to it.>>97722852Goodnight sleepy, good luck with the models.
>>97722882That's Necrogold by Scale75
>>97722882>Is he your big stick entryatm no since his staff broke, bute hopefull when i get his staff pinned and if i think he's worthy for the collage.
>>97722894What happened to the rest of the stick
>>97722910resin is fragile and it broak off, still got it just gott reattach it and be annoyed.
>>97722894You aren't the taufag are you
>>97722915>it broke offIs that typical?
>>97722829Don't got a pic but Salamander Devastators. I honestly don't know why. I'm terrified they're gonna get squatted in 11th without a good primaris unit to count-as.
>>97722829Highlighting my skorpekh lord, though I've already posted it today
>>97722829I will work on my collage submission once I get home from work. Didn't get any painting done yesterday because I smoked a bowl dude weed lmao, gooned and played vidya instead
>>97722928which one?>>97722930it not very typical, and it's very seldom for something like this to happen.
>>97722930Chance in a million
>>97722943the one with the red tau, he has a few entries in the collages
>>97722930RIP
May the luck if the Irish be with you all today. Paint something green for us.
>>97722975ork bros, you know what to do
>>97722964ye, but that was my only entry.
>>97722930>Is that typical?Yes. Resin is brittle as all hell. Also Forgeworld resin isn't that good, like it's not Fineshart tier quality but it's not great either.
>>97722930Happens all the time with resin. Especially if you don't know how to handle it and try to bend it straight without preheating it
>>97722339>It's an outlier in my portfolio though.Fair, still annoying that like half of 40k porn is some form of zoophilia.
I guess the yanks are waking up
>>97722999Personally I’m surprised there’s not more of it.
>>97721182>posts 2 SoB charactersOkay lol
Are there any elf units from WHFB or AoS that you wish had a clear eldar counterpart in 40k?
>>97723021Aesthetically or rules-wise?
>>97723021It's really wierd there's no DE assassin
>>97722999it's inevitably one of the 4 types of humiliation fetishes >bestiality >raceplay>gay>futatwo of those come from americans, two from russians
>>97723035yeah eldar don't really have a character killer do they. hopefully its what the 9e leaked harlequin character was
>>97723041Solitaire?
>>97723051Texas hold 'em
>>97723035as a whfb dark elf player, the assassin also first came to mind. I think the design studio feel the imperial assassins are so iconic that they don't want to give assassins to anyone else.
>>97723059which is weird because chaos should have them, tyranids have lictors, votann are bound to have bounty hunters, necrons have deathmarks
>>97723035Kheradruakh the Decapitator seems the obvious choice. He hasn't had rules in decades now and never had a model but he got a lot of lip service in the most recent codex. Seems a shoe in for their first Lone Op assassin character.
>>97723068hes a mandrake, presumably he'd lead and buff mandrakes . Maybe make deepstrike 6" for them
>>97723081Well then what about the Skysplinter Assassin?
>>97723086would be cool if it had rules on tabletop
so which ork units are we expecting to be updated?
I’m still a newfag, but I’m really liking the astrum militarum. How do I get into building their army?
>>97723086I'm thinking dual poison daggers cloaked assassin nigga. It's not very unique, but it's a beloved trope for a reason. It's cool.
>>97723097boys againdeff dreadgretchinmek pain boyburna and storm boys
>>97722999why the fuck are you looking at sci-fi porn and getting shocked by it including non-humans? if I wanted to watch humans fucking humans, I’d watch regular porn.
>>97723101there is the dual daggered corsair,
>>97723103the current grot kit is old af isnt it? i remember the same ones being metal. im assuming if the burnas get an update then the lootas will too. deff dread seems unnecessary, the current kit looks decent imo (although i never use it)
>>97723100First of all, we do not use corporate slave names here. Otherwise, starting a guard army is pretty straight forward. You can never go wrong with infantry squads, and you should start with one of these. Either Krieg or Cadia. Don't bother with Catachans, they're finna get squatted/removed. These niggas will make up your backbone and it's important that you'll feel comfortable painting them. Then you should buy a command squad an a vehicle of your choice. You'll get several weapon options with a Leman Russ, and at least one of them will always be viable, so learn how to magnetize or pin the weapons in place instead of gluing them on. Generally speaking, playing guard is for people who like a lot of weak bodies supported by tanks and artillery. There's gonna be a lot of painting involved. You're always better of buying things slowly over time. Right now we're at the end of an editon, and stats could always change, but a regular squad of infantrymen will never go out of style
>>97723106In a squad of random loadout corsairs. That's not a lone dark eldar assassin at all, if we're being honest.
>>97723114>First of all, we do not use corporate slave names hereCope shitskin, its the best name we could ask for it. We love latin here.
>>97722999Eldar x human is techincally zoophilia too, so its more that half
>>97723120nta but "star military" is the best you can think of?
>>97722804What is the insinuation with this commentary?
>>97723120Shitskin? I'm Aryan. I'm white as snow. I'm probably one of the most Germanic niggas in here. Not a single drop of foreign blood. My ancestors sandalclad feet marched on virgin lands and did not yet live in the shadow of conifer trees when they established the eternal bond between blood and soil that I'm a result of.
>>97723158that baitniggers love bait
>>97723165truly detestable behavior
does the "fex" at the end of tyrannofex mean anything?
>>97723162t. yankmutt
>>97723162>I'm probably one of the most Germanic niggas in hereIt’s a shame the Roman’s didn’t completely finish you off.
>>97723162pretty impressive boasts
>>97723120you don't belong here
>>97723167Latin suffix for maker or doer. Pontifex translates literally as bridge maker. Carni is meat, as in carnivore. Put together, carnifex is the Latin word for butcher.
>>97723198ah, thanks.
>>97723198I love learning time here at 40kg
on that topic, Space Marine 2 makes me wish Carnifexes got a new model
>>97723201No worries. The faux Latin does break down a little with tyrannofex. Tyrant maker?
>>97723208I'm still sad that the screamer killer is still locked to a monopose kit shared with the neurotyrant
>>97723210yeah I was gonna joking ask wheres the giganotofex
>>97723167not in practical terms, nothe fex suffix was slapped on to make a connection with the carnifex, that's an actual word, butcher, from latin carnis (flesh) and the verb facere (make) in its noun from -fex (maker) if you want to take it literal at face value tyrannofex can mean tyrant/kingmaker
>>97723213yeah, GW needs to stop box locking its HQs. I would hope they learned their lesson with shadowspear (obliterator and venomcrawler), indomitus (bikers) and now leviathan
>>97723162t.
>>97723208I dont like the direction nids went. Aside from the dick jokes the motifs are just boring. complete lack of personality, although I guess thats supposed to be what the army is going for. Complete opposite issues that gsc have sadly.
>>97723208>less options >less bits>less posablethose extra dents in the carapace aren't worth itbest they can do is leave the current kit as is and use the budget for a multipart carnifex alpha kit building on the assets of the screamer killer and adding parts for the 3rd edition fexes
>>97723236I dont like the tyrant because he looks jamaican.
>>97723236I don't really care about options. I don't think GW needs to cater to decades-old resin upgrade kits
>>97723222GW loves new shit to a fault>if hype = money, then hype>If hype = new models, then make new modelsI think it's also why the kits aren't getting better(Obligatory; KITS doesn't mean MODELS.), most people fall in love with the promotional pictures, slap some contrasts on it, and voila, so all you really need to do is a sprue for the model that's on the box, and voila.And you might say:>why not make 1 multipart kit that fills multiple roles and so lighten your logistical load and relieve some of the bloat in your ranges?Because it literally takes more effort/money to spend time making a better kit, while logistics is really about having space and knowing where to put the boxes.Rambling over
>>97723123(You)
>>97723258nobody said anything about resin upgrades
>>97723236Years later I still don't like this model.The head is just awful, the "balding clown hair" shit it has going on with its head just looks bad. ALso the face is too flat.
>>97723258>I don't care, don't do anythingI loath these human shaped larvae
>>97723282[You ave alerted the Horde]
>>97723276and that's still missing extra shoulderplates, carapace spines, 2 different horns, venom sacs and perfect compatibility with other monstrous tyranids
>>97723282I'm tempted to say it's for 40k, but could be anything since it's a base. Probably big
>>97723288Carnifex doesn't need them.
>>97723293I think its gonna be a genestealer hive noble on a diorama base thats a destroyed office
>>97723282age of sigmar, rumoured scenery piece for the human faction, described as a series of statues commemorating soldiers if it was a 40k statue it would have a steel armature inside
>>97723296I will remember you when it turns out to be (worse/better)
>>97723297>>97723293It still has shoes and there is the imperial Aqualia. AOS has neither of those I think.
>>97723297the eagles on the side look too imperium
>>97723279They chose the worst possible interpretation of the head, as well as ignored the rest of the bioplasma's array, most likely to make it easily modular and then just never made the thing modular and instead had it as an ETB kit in the starter a head that was more integrated into the carapace with the rest of the bioplasmic vents showing along the way would have elevated the concept
>>97723293It is 40k, notice the eagle wings on the pillar?
>>97723326I'd rather not have any expectations
>>97723325little buddy is giving Ultralisk vibes
>>97723302>>97723304they aren't eagles, they are an art deco reference because stormcasts, and the sigmarite empire at large in aos, attempted to integrate similar designs in their infancy
>>97723344this sounds like schizo shit but I believe it
>>97723343the development of starcraft began right after the release of the 2nd edition tyranids codex, in 1995
>>97723356total robbery of ideas then
Remember when coconut crab Nids was all the rage? What's the current thing do do with them? I've seen a few guys at my LGS using vallejos new meme color metallics
>>97723361Ive seen a shit load of them being sold on marketplace, i thought it was a unique colour scheme at first but once you see so many of them its clear that it wasnt. Did it come from an old codex or something?
>>97723360everyone has been feeding off the scraps from giger, cameron and winston
11th can't come soon enough. This general is literally dying.
>>97723424No its not, its perfectly healthy and you should shut your trap.
>>97723429kill yourself, decalnigger
>>97723429you don't belong
>>97723424What do you want to see from 11th?Personally I'm afraid it's just going to be 10.5 and not change enough to bring back anyone already burnt out on 10th.
>>97723438Your fears will come true.12th will be the real change, for sure!
>>97723424i mean we have <5 model posters and maybe 2 batrep posters, the rest is arguing from nomodels and nogames
>>97723441We have way more than 5 model posters here you stupid chimp
>>97723424>Make it more popular>Quality will get worseFitting, thematic even
>>97723438>>97723441There will always be some hype. Old posters will return some months before it drops. People will hype the starter box, that isn't even a starter box, etc. It will put some life into this stagnant cesspool. I have no hopes for 11th. But 12th could be something better.
11th is just 10th but with a psychic phase brought back and minor adjustments to terrain rules
>>97723429>still pushing this bullshit because he's not welcome literally anywhere else on the internet(and probably irl too)
>>97723469This could be enough to improve the game significantly. Add wargear cost and I'm hyped.
>>97723456the more popular it keeps getting the less risks they are encouraged to take they prefer having a bland, boring and barely playable game as long as the numbers go up, than make a revolutionary ruleset that happens to be followed by numbers going downthey would sacrifice virgins to ancient gods if it was associated with having the numbers go upanything, as long as it's not connecting sales with quality
Would necrons be cooler with aztec theming?
>>97723497No. Necrons would be cooler if they all had the flayer virus
>>97723497no, and back off
>>97723504Like if they were adamant zealots of the 40k version of Xipe Totec?
The West will not fall. Trillions of Gr**nskins must die.
>>97723471Yea this place is total shit right? Why are you here then you worthless sack of filth.
>>97723504I once used to think necron flayers were some form of infiltrator unit capable of passing as humans until it was time to kill
>>97723520It's good whenever you aren't here.
>>97723520To rape you.
>>97723520Its tolerable when you and your schizo boyfriends aren't here. You're the one that doesn't belong and I'm not going to leave over some autistic redditor
>>97723536You're a sick pervert clearly >>97723535Guaranteed we've had full blown discussions here that were mostly amicable and you had no idea it was me.
>>97723542It's called a polycule, look it up, shitlord
>>97723550Only a total freak would even know or use such a word.
>>97723545I rape you every night in your dreams
WARHAMMER 40,000
>>97723562Hopefully you're a woman.
>>97723557You didn't complain being the Lucky Pierre last night
>>97723573>Lucky Pierrehad to look this up since im an esl but thats pretty funny
>>97723586This is not me btw and it does not sound fun
>the space wolves player has a femdom pegging fetish
>>97723597Learn to read, I just said that was not me.
>>97723545guaranteed not, you can't pass for shit, you don't belong here
>>97723568Too bad raptors built with bolt pistol and chain sword are worthless now unless 11th is brining back gear points
>>97723597>femdom Were all male in the polycule, although some of us like to crossdress to challenge gender norms. Winner tops
I came back recently since I started painting models again, but wolfguy ruining every thread makes me not very interested in posting models anymore.
>>97723646Just do what I do and post your models standing on top of dead space wolves.
>>97723621I don't get why they needed to do this unit twice
>>97723646it looks like thats a common sentiment since a lot of people stopped posting their shit
>>97723429It's all your fault.
>>97723657I don't understand how WE keeps on getting shitty units when the Zerkers and Juggerlord look fucking fantastic. Chaos barbarian chaff units should be hard to fuck up, yet they managed to do it twice
>>97723646>>97723657typical bullshit comments meant to troll and insult one singular anon.
>>97723679>I don't understand how WE keeps on getting shitty units when the Zerkers and Juggerlord look fucking fantastic.They've got a desire to force women into everything for some reason.
>>97723694idk I guess probably Emps children?
>>97723621World Eaters are a perfect example as to why Cult Legions should've at best just stayed codex supplements.Even now it's just better to just use regular CSM rules for your army, and you just use the berzerker models. Or hell, buy the regular CSM kit and mix it with the berzerkers for extra customization.You can even use Juggernaut Lord and just proxy that shit for Lord Discordant.
>>97723694I wish you had kept that to yourself, I did not need that cursed mental image.
>>97723694Seems like a slaanesh & nurgle warband type of stuff.
>>97723694Sisters of Basshole
>>97723712I don't know how to tell you, but it was your mom. Your mom shat out a brown stained condom on the sidewalk while crouching down next do a puddle of muddy water.
>>97723424It's not just us, /tg/ as a whole is dying
>>97723729can't be, decalfag's mom doesn't use condoms, she couldn't pay for the knights if she asked her clients to use them, it must have been dried out cum
>>97723744You're everything that's wrong with the modern world.
>>97723694Sisters of Silence.Forgotten, only used to whore out for the betters (custodes)
>>97721606>lives over 1000 yearsHe didn't. His career began in the 800s M41 iirc and the wars for armageddon are in the 900s M41.
>>97722829I just realised I forgot to even start the cadian commander
>>97723731Interesting to see that around 2020-2021 there was an uptick to the posts and images. But does make sense, the Coof was going around then.But what is more interesting to me is how sharply declines around 2022. I wonder why that is, I can't think of anything major during then. Can't be 10th edition soon releasing since around 2023 you can see there is a slight uptick in posts.
>>97722829Yeah for the anon that requested lord of skull updates. Cleaver arm is fully flexible until I’ve decided on the pose
>>97723731surely 11th will save us...
>>97723774Oh hell yeah
>>97723744>decalfag projects he's a cuckwew
>>97723686>They've got a desire to force women into everything for some reason.Speaking of, which legion is a boobs legion and which legion is an ass legion?
>>97723785Your behavior is abhorrent and distasteful, you lack the cognitive abilities to comment here and should really stop at once and just leave this place before you embarrass yourself any further.
>>97723792meant for >>97723744
>>97723790Space Wolves be the premier ass legion ass they all rim hairy man ass all day all night they be sucking crusty asswhole
>>97723801>hairy man ass all day all night they be sucking crusty asswholeIts like you've literally lost your mind and are just typing obscenities randomly.
>>97723765>I wonder why that is, I can't think of anything major during then.Everyone started going back outside and free money for staying indoors went away.
>>97723790What's khorne's stance on navigators anyway? they're not using magic to cheat at fighting, they just direct ships
>>97723825>borderline
>>97723801like father like sons
>>97723731People grew up, and everyone having the internet on their phones & siloing onto 4 websites makes being anonymous as a foundational principle redundant. Sure, you have an account on twitter or youtube, but are you honestly bothering to check if any of them are the same people you've left a comment on before? The lack of moderation isn't even a unique appeal anymore, if I want to post anime girls with giant cow tits or scream my eyes out about trannies and jews and trigger the libs or whatever that's just all social media now. Everyone thinks they want zero moderation, until they have to put up with someone else's brand of bullshit. Pray tell, what does 4chan offer that I'm not already getting in other places, except I have a say in what gets put in front of me? It don't matter. None of it matters.So what's left? Grogs who are here only because we always have been, and shitposters who can't handle going more than a few minutes without regurgitating another inane post to scrape for their handful of reciprocal (You)s. That's what modern /tg/ has to offer, no wonder people stop bothering.
>>97723825
>>97723838You just know this negative nancy plays Elves
>>97723731I don't know why people are so flabbergasted by the concept of people getting sick of constant negative stimulus. Wow, people have grown tired of being called a tranny faggot every two seconds in between poopdickschizo anti-celeb circlejerks while people ignore questions and discussion about the actual game? Inconceivable.
>>97723846you just know the guy posting this takes it up the ass, just like all space wolves players
>>97723853That's an impostor of fecalmutant.
>>97723852I used the word "people" too many times in this post.
>>97723846>anon tells the truth >decalfag gets offended because the posts implies he didn't grow up
>>97723855I love your new habit of calling me an impostor 24/7 lol
>>97723862What army/armies you rep right now?
>>97723882Space Wolves, Blood Angels, knights, and necrons.
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>>97723891No, I really do. See?
>>97723882what kind of reddit speak is rep? fuck off
>[Deleted]Double their salary>>97723895>wrong filenameyou tried
>>97723774I am said anoncheers, that's pretty spiffy for a third party
>>97723900Yeah, I don't really care enough to rename it. Just like how the real mutant doesn't care enough to paint anything to a decent standard.
>>97723905>Just like how the real mutant doesn't care enough to paint anythingcould have just stopped there
>>97723905>>97723895What the hell is the matter with you? How about instead of poking fun at your superiors you actually post something relevant to the discussion.
I'm gonna say it: /40kg/ needs a better person to represent the space wolves.>>97723914Why do (you) hate eldar? Which variant of eldar do you hate more?
>>97723846You know, I'm genuinely curious why do you defend this place or even still come here. You're hated by pretty much everyone in this thread no matter how much you try to pretend otherwise, most of your takes are ill-suited for this place, you're a nu40k fan that unironically likes primarchslop, you don't blend in with other posters at all. Is it really all the negative attention you're getting that keeps you here or do you really have nowhere else to go? Don't even try to give me your usual excuses, your models get insulted here almost universally and all your lore "discussions" are just shitposting about elves and melting over russ and space wolves.
>>97723919He's a perfect representative of the Space Wolves
>>97723914>poking fun at your superiorsnoone is doing that
>>97723924I think I'd be a better (read: funnier) representative.
>>97723922This place isn't your personal diary, if you've got issues with me then just ignore me and my models and have a discussion with any of the many anons here. Best of luck to you brother.
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>>97723931you didn't answer the questions
>>97723790I started to really hate this trope of a (usually chaos) space marine and his sassy gf. I blame ADB for it.
>>97723931No mentally healthy person would continue coming to a place that only insults and ridicules him, I'm just curious what's wrong with you.
>>97723937Because its off topic and been answered numerous times before, I like being here because we call all express ourselves freely without the threat of expulsion and I like learning lore tidbits and painting/modeling techniques as well as army composition studies posted here. >>97723941fuck off shit stirring cretin
>he didn't answer the eldar questionI'm convinced he doesn't actually hate eldar.
>>97723945How does it feel to be raped anally?
>>97723945you don't use any of those hobby tips, your understanding of the lore is abysmal and your contributions are just lying and seething you get expulsed from everywhere else and get banned here multiple times for good reasons
>>97723948They are fun to hate on because of the lies they tell themselves about the War In heaven debacle. Also they seem to attract liberal minds.
>>97723945>I like learning lore tidbitsYou don't read the lore and compulsively argue with people who do.>painting/modeling techniquesYou almost never paint and literally never learn how to improve, and cry about anyone better than you (everyone).
>>97723956>he hates a faction because of a political bias he made up in his headcan't make this shit up, you really are a lost cause
>>97723882orks!
>>97723970>>97723974Stop making this so personal, its weird and against board culture.
>>97723956>can't even completely answer the question>what little answer he does give is stereotypical and flimsyYep, confirmed fake elf-hater.
>>97723981Umm they are also the only chapter will full on male homosexuality, its a total freak show lore wise.
>>97723980>Stop making this so personal, its weird and against board culture.This is rich, coming from a ban-evading redditor that takes every jibe at the space wolves as a targeted attack.
>>97723988So keep your trap shut about the Wolves then, problem solved.
>>97723974It's even funnier when you realize that in universe, the Imperium is a multiracial empire where equality between different human races and even sexes is more or less the norm, and only mutants and aliens are hated on racial basis. There are even black space wolves etc.Whereas the Eldar run what are basically space faring ethnostates, and are objectively, in universe racially superior to mankind in terms of both their physical and psychological qualities. If anyone actually wants to larp as super space racist, playing as the Eldar is far more optimal than playing as any imperial faction. Biel-Tan are straight up genocidal race supremacists for example.
>>97723940I welcome more spotlight on chapter serfs and legion auxilia, but how it's done now is very token. I'd rather see logistical roles see some non-marine additions. Servitors and artificers for techmarines. Servitors and medicae for apothecaries. Censer bearers and cherubs for chaplains. Armour thrall and lexmechanic for officers to record their orders and attend to their relics. Servo-skulls, attack animals, psyber-eagles, chooser of the slain, and great many other things that exist in the fluff or had rules in the past.
>>97723956>They are fun to hate on because of the lies they tell themselves. Also they seem to attract ill minds.So it was self hatred all along?What's your relationship with your mother?
>>97723990So you admit to being a thin-skinned hypocrite?
>>97723995>>97724003Stop replying to me altogether please.
>>97723956>space wolf is fat and baldfitting
>>97723993Yea you know what you're right about that, I didn't even think about it that way. Come over here lemme show you my new Eldar combat patrol I just purchased, yea its right through this door...../s
>>97724008>continues to be a thin-skinned hypocrite>continues to try and "banter" about factions he doesn't like while exploding over banter about his own favorite faction
>>97724003he wouldn't look white in photos if his skin was any thicker than that
>>97724014Real heroes rarely look the part anon.
>>97723940It does seem to be a NL thing
>>97724016no argument then? that's a concession
Damn Image limit, what now?
Should I pick up Yriel or just get Asurmen as a display piece?
>>97724043>>97724043>>97724043We hit image limit
>>97724045we die a horrible agonizing death. finally.
>>97723956>the lies they tell themselvesYou're the poster most in denial about himself and his faction in the history of the board and that's your reason? No wonder you lack social awareness, you have no clue at all, not even one speck of self awareness.
>>97724033Women loves the psycho killer guys. Most of webtoon protagonists would fit right in a NL recruitement pool.
>>97724057Everything you say is rooted in evil hatred, Ive read about your ilk online and how you feast on the misery of others and salivate at the thought of putting a good man down. Stop talking to me you spell weaving satanist.
