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Hrudposting for superior /40kg/ instance
I had a cool idea for a conversion but I need a left handed bolt pistol and it turns out I don't have one in my bits box
How'd this thread survive
real awooo hours right now
OP of the other /40kg/ thread. Decided to delete it anyways so the /tg/ catalogue wouldn't be a mess to avoid trouble.>The TQ was asking anons of what their most over the top by 40k standards homebrew is.Here's my TQ answer from the last thread: Inspired by Blackstone Fortress but instead of being a Xenos structure it is a an "artificial self reliant habitat and archive" designed to be a homage to mankind's achievements from Terra to the Age of Technology. About the size of a Votann planet eater ship. It also serves as a massive library of technological STCs to keep mankind's future preserved through keeping those dwelling within it safe as well.Built with intentions of surviving the Heat Death of The Universe and a theorized "Big Bang Rebirth" of the universe to preserve mankind forever and a project by a powerful interstellar human clan. Or theorized to just be an obscenely rich madman's personal side project.Where the BlackStone Fortress is dark and black this artificial habitat's interior is Ivory and Gold and heavily stylized everywhere.Now a roaming semi-functional and semi-self reliant ship where every sentient space travelling species now sees with envious eyes and wants a piece of the near-infinite treasures of it.Environment mainly inspired by the Echo vidya game.
>>97732394Gork n Mork take no prisoners
Let Chaos idols take this thread!
>>97732400>Kromlech orksHas GW ever tried to take them to court like ChapterHouse? Kromlech and a few other third party not!40k proxy makers should have their stuff scanned and archived as STLs in case GW decides to flex it's legal muscles.
>>97732403>anonymous
>>97732403>filthHe said it! He said the word!
>>97732334Da Holy WWWAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!
>>97732406Do ritual posters never sleep, or do they work shifts or something? This shit is at the top of every fucking thread. At least the deldar or i like orks xd poster post randomly
>>97732420I love you, your models and your dedication to the lore. I also enjoy poking you with a small stick, so no.
>>97732334>tqMork. I’m not a “WAAAGH player” I like my orks to be a bit more insidious
>>97732420>Do you think posting something like this help the general anon...really?>Please ffs stay on topic and try to be a net positive for the general...decafag "can't even right now", how feminine
>>97732441
>>97732435>how feminine says the catty bitch derailing thread after thread to chat with her bf
>>97732418Ratfag on /vg/ at least does his ritual posts whenever he gets around to it. This vtumor ritualposter is without fail one of the first like 10 posts, he must be an actual NEET or something and just watching the threads constantly.
>>97732438I ain't your brother, pal
Welcome to /40kg/ where we lurk for 24 hours so we can suck each others cocks all day and pretend like it's bantz between 3 faggotswouldn't have it any other way desu I like it how it is
Any 40k armies for this feel?
>>97732399As OP of this thread I will gladly answer your TQ as thanks for sacrificing your thread to the almighty Gork n MorkI once read a short oneshot fanfiction where a Sisters and Guardsman regiment stumbled upon a 100% full and complete STC from the Dark Age, quickly put it to use, then promptly lead to essentially the a 2nd War in Heaven because HOLY FUCK WE HAVE TURBO SUPER FUCK YOU BOMBS THAT CAN BUTTRAPE A CTAN. Like it wasn't thought out at all and ended with a timeskip to m44 and xenos are 100% cleansed or enslaved and Humanity is working to revive The Emperor and colonize the Webway. Most anticlimatic playground "I win cuz I said so nahnahnahboboo" I read.
>>97732483It's a simple question about the game, anon. If you don't know, you can just say so.
>>97732475Thousand SonsWorld Eaters
>>97732418ratfag seems to be one of the less consistent ritualposters.
>>97732509Based
This shit happens when 40k ceases to be worth talking about. People don't even wishlist rules changes anymore because everyone has accepted that the game will never improve.
>>97732502>jokeI'm new to the hobby. So, it turns out you didn't know. LMAO how hard was this? >>97732503Just say "I don't know" next time, "friend".
>>97732418>>97732453Ratfag has chronicled his adventures as a salaryman on vacation through SEA recentlyAnd he has modelsTwo things he has over both of (you)
>>97732518just /tg/ actually
>>97732518>People don't even wishlist rules changes anymoreI mean I'm looking for an alternative ruleset that allows for easy slotting of 40k models into.Hopefully free too.I'm open for suggestions of rules because I can't write fun and good wargame rules even if my life depended on it.>that the game will never improveI think GW is too afraid to innovate the game as their biggest paypigs might also be WAACfags. I think. Don't quote me on that.
>>97732525World eaters have more than twice as many games played this quarter than the space furfags Who doesn't care about who now?
>>97732509patriot
>>97732475Officio Assasinorum maybe?
>>97732535but grok says SW are popular :^)
>>97732520No need to be a cunt, and if you talk about people not owning models you better provide evidence of your own.
>>97732539Was this some attempt at a new reddit reaction pic and epick reference? Mad cringe from this one, thanks mutant
>he's this angry over a single image on a mongolian basket site that he's breaking out slurs less than 50 posts in a new thread
>>97732550>This limpdicked cope againWorld eaters almost has as many games played this quarter as vanilla space marines too btw
>>97732550We really trying to get creative with the insults now are we?
>>97732562World eaters and blood angels wave 2
>>97732550World eaters have a horrible win rate and a tiny model rangeThey're just that much more popular
>>97732562Unironically, as much as I hate to admit with the ritualposter we have around here, darkies have to be very likely next in line.
>>97732562More price rises
What was this short story? I don't remember much of it but all I do remember is:>Death Guard attacking some Space Marine chapter>Space Marine angry at Death Guard as he's the only one left>Death Guard says he's gonna blow up their gene seed and leave>Kills last Marine>Blows up gene seed pool>Leaves>Hears that Word Bearers are gonna fuck around with some of the last of the Marines or some shit>Unleashes Nurgle daemons on the Word Bearers
Saw orange and tealfag's stuff in the wildNature is healing
>>97732566should you really be admitting you're ban evading, furfag?
>>97732566What does this have to do with 40K?
>Word Bearers are used the most for books and games>Somehow Night Lords and Iron Warriors got an army before Word BearersHow?
>>97732582I would kill to have him here and you dead and forgotten in a heartbeat
>>97732587A lot of word bearers design motifs are already a big part of the base csm range, so their's not much more you can do besides adding more scolls and books.Also they've got stuff coming in 11th for the shadow crusade 2
>>97732593>Also they've got stuff coming in 11th for the shadow crusade 2QRD
>coded faglords>frenDoes AI do this to a person, or do the mentally ill get drawn to AI?
>>97732600the 500 worlds campaign is a build up to 11th, and once the 500 worlds of ultramar are reastablished it's time for shadow crusade 2 electric boogaloo
What's is the Maelstrom campaign? Is it a narrative campaign where battles change the story or is it just what if 40k base game but more points?
>>97732601If you really wanted my forgiveness you would stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger
>>97732562Emperor’s children new waveNew Slaanesh daemonette sculptsCentaur Chaos KnightSlaangors vs Clown Elves KT Box
>>97732617He said guesses, not pathetic wishlists
>>97732621I've said far worse to far better men
>>97732621How have you not been "warned" again for the blatant admission of ban evasion earlier? Time for your nap, bye bye
>>97732520What is an achievement to see a queenslander go to fuckin Bali or something?
>>97732627I mean, I don't think you're asking too much of him.
>>97732637Once more in english?
How come no one talks about the clown elves anymore
>>97732637>D-doesnt countPatheticBlow your brains out orbiter
>>97732644What's there to talk about?
>violent thoughts about elves out of no wherewe're hitting all classics today
>>97732648I feel like they used to have fans who posted here years ago but I haven’t seen them mentioned in a really long time
>>97732655rent free
>>97732645I play a blood angels successor and agree with him, kill yourself immediately
>>97732655>Holey moley
this thread's themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i00s_m5SOCI&list=RDi00s_m5SOCI
>>97732660Plenty, blow your brains out :)
>>97732660
>>97732663*sips white monster*Ohyeahhh brother, good ol' banger!
>>97732660Feels weird to say this but your phobos are sorta lacking decals
>>97732680Blow your brains out immediately decalpedo :)
>>97732680Holy shit you're insecure.
>>97732540
>mutant tries to copy the aggressive slurs flinging he sees here>still can't do it rightJfc it's just sad atp
>>97732688I posted my own blood angels already pedoGet that schizophrenia under control subhuman redditor
>>97732689Officio ASSassinorum
>>97732689
>>97732686see? very feminine behavior for a supposed "tough guy"
aaaah janny help me
>>97732641nta but that is the literal most stereotypical retarded trash tourist destination. It genuinely isn't impressive.
>>97732707Announcing a report is a violation of the rules redditor
How do you guys personally highlight space marines? Legionaries are pretty easy for me cause of all the trim and I can layer them no problem. But loyalists are especially hard cause they’re so goddamn round and flat and one color. >>97732392Wasn’t the space wolves upgrade kit coveted because it came with a right handed sword hand/arm? Or am I thinking of a left handed bolt pistol?
>>97732562Small teases of 11th's rule changes, including: Changing the control range for objective to make all the mouse pads people bought useless, shrinking the battlefield size again to make all the really large mouse pads people bought useless, and changing the area terrain rules to make all the L-shape ruins people bought useless.
>>97732711he didnt tho?
>>97732717>>97732718You are not nearly as subtle as you think you are lmfao
Anyone have the price list for this upcoming weekends pre orders? Looking for the Custodes box price specifically. Thanks
>>97732706Huh? I didn't understand what the fuck that derro was even trying to say but I think I see it now, he missed a word and some punctuation. >What, is *it* an achievement to see a queenslander go to fuckin Bali or something?Carry on
>>97732707Oh is the decalmutant getting banned again? Splendid that'll be a nice 5 minutes of peace and quiet till he evade another ban
Just so you know, the God Emperor sees all of this.
>>97732696SOVL
>>97732731dat chad pose
>>97732727>custode image>God Emperor>GodAnother Lorgar W
i love /my dudes/
>>97732747And?
>>97732743I love /your dudes/ too anon
>>97732754Aw, you don't have to say that. They're not special or anything.
>>97732759All /your dudes/ are special. I'm not going to hate on anyone enjoying cookie cutter published subfaction armies with named heroes but it takes a certain amount of real sovl to choose to make your own.
>>97732747I love anybody creative enough to make their own sub action far more than people boring enough to play vanilla factions like space wolves
>>97732768I actually do hate on people who play preset factions. They just do not get it, fundamentally.
>>97732475black templars
>>97732789based
>>97732786Not to their faces, you don't
>>97732768i don't think they're going to look very different from one or two canon SM chapters, but planning out how /my dudes/ operate and distinguish each other has been funi think everyone should have a /your dudes/ army of some kind
>>97732786Some don't, some do but the published subfactions just have cool enough look/lore that they're too appealing. So long as you don't start to larp as your subfaction with cringe tier animosity against others, I think playing a published subfaction is fine.
>>97732789sperg shit
I hope 11th corrects the course we’ve been on. I don’t want to dislike 40k anymore.
>>97732806Which part? The Templars, the furries, the animation?
>>97732809the furries ofc
>>97732809Making or liking the animation
>>97732819Nah that part's pretty based
Boy I sure love being the defenders of Armageddon I hope nothing happens to change that
>>97732660holy consumer you're keeping GW alive just by yourself. Why is it all primarisslop and what's the the gorrillion dreadnaughts?
>>97732831You new here?
>>97732689>Sniper shooting from a distance>Expert infiltratorWho drew this illogical drawing?
>>97732646You sound very upset. A trip to Bali is very accessible for Australians btw
There's only a small window of the day / night where decal man isnt on here, id say its only about 6 hours max
>>97732854>once per Blood AngelWhat did he mean by this?
>>97732864The irony of someone who is probably american making these accusations.
>>97732870probably less this week. couple hundred people found out he has a diaper fetish and is on maximum damage control
>>97732334I like orks :D
>>97732887
>>97732870and there's literally 0 hours a day when you aren't posting about him
>>97732871it's Battle Action
>>97732887So much so you didn't answer the tq?
>>97732891Ohh okay>Battle Action - Lock one of your line units: Take 2 Blood Angels And this?
I like goofy comic relief orks just as much as I like terrifying genocidal monstrosity orks. I like both.>TQI'm a Gork man myself.
>>97732889I barely talk about him desu, im just used to it. Just noticing trends as im not in the same timezone
>>97732887If i dont see a painted ork half of the 11e starter from you a few months after its release then im revoking your ork status
Wtf happened to the "start collecting" boxes? Those were great
meme list for this afternoon's game
>>97732924They swap names around all the time. Battalion boxes, battleforce, start collecting etc. They're just called combat patrols now.
>>97732924>Those were greatThat's exactly why they had to get rid of them. t. bought 3 IG start collecting
When you add noise marines to csm, they get the heretic astartes keyboard, however they dont get the ability to dark pact. Now ive read that people circumvent this by putting them in a rhino, making its firedeck get the weapons from the noise marines and letting the rhino dark pact. Do you consider this powergaming?Personally Im not quite sure why noise marines should be able to dark pact just because the driver is mumbling..Btw I am the csm player myself, who owns noise marines. I am just surprised how accepted that approach seems to be
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97733011Looks like you'll have to wait until 12e, sorry deldar bro
>>97732830>2nd war for Armageddon >Planet is defended by guard units from all over the Imperium >3rd war for Armageddon >Planet is defended by mainly by Steel Legion>4th(5?) upcoming war for Armageddon >Planet is defended by guard units from all over the Imperium again VGH... Oldhammer SOVL...
>>97733009It's a common rules technicality. If the unit were the one shooting it would be broken in other worse ways.
>>97733011Fart Smelldar XD
>>97733041I'm not sure how to feel about 40k being nostalgia wank for the foreseeable future. I guess as long as it's good nostalgia wank
>>97732830HANS WATCH OUT BEHIND YOUOH GOD HE GOT COMM-BEADS ON HE CAN'T HEAR US
>Red Corsairs aka the Chaos pirate themed faction gets added before Word Bearers on the tableHUH?
Can I get a QRD on Rhinos and why every Imperium and Chaos faction has one?
>>97733057With GW depicting Guard units alone defending Armageddon from Orks I fully expect them to repeat Space Marines arriving to save the day just like how the 2nd War for Armageddon went. Probably as a lead up to the 11th Edition launch box too. Would even fit with the rumors that the next edition box has Blood Angels on the cover instead of the usual Ultramarines.
>>97733063reliable and easy to to manufacter vehicle.
>>97733041>3rd war for Armageddon>Planet is defended by mainly by Steel LegionMilitia. Steel Legion committed 25 regiments, Hive Militia 120. Cadians 15 and various other regiments from 11 to 2 regiments and various numbers of squadrons, battalions, etc. (don't know how they relate to regiment sizes or if they're suppose to just be regiments by any other name).
>>97733063back in ye olde days gw couldn't have unique vehicles for all factions so multiple factions shared the same products, down to eldar harlequins also having land raiderswhile eventually other factions got their own stuff, imperials and imperial-derived faction maintained a common root for their vehicles
If Armageddon does get a campaign book i hope there's some reference to best boy Captain Tycho.
>>97733072100%.Imagine if HH gives us mk7 marines>back to armageddon>2nd edition reboot>mk7 & beakies against orksI'd shed a tear
>>97733095let niggas die for fuck's sake
>>97733095Bring him back
>>97733101i didn't mean bring him back, just some reference like a mission or relic.>>97733105Nah, he deserves his rest
>>97733099>2nd edition rebootI'd buy a MtO 2nd edition rulebook with all the cards and templates. But GW would never be that based.
>>97733079>squadrons, battalions, etc. (don't know how they relate to regiment sizes or if they're suppose to just be regiments by any other name).Squadron is a cavalry equivalent to a Company, Battalion is a a unit made up of several Companies. Not that that actually means anything in 40k, where Regiments vary from a couple hundred guys to 200k+ strong doomstacks. Anyway, are there any depictions of how Armageddon Militia are equipped? I'm gonna guess its either necromunda models or the same kit as standard Steel Legion.
>>97733108>Let him rest...No.
>>97732453Cadia?More like CACADIA!
>>97733117Luv me guard tism>are there any depictions of how Armageddon Militia are equipped?Picrel iirc>necromunda modelsWell, about that...
>>97732660Hellblasters.
>>97733117>Squadron is a cavalry equivalent to a CompanyAnd for Drop Troops? Elysians committed 14 squadrons.
>>97733095They will bring him back, you know that. 11 edition Blood Angels will be the apology tour for the upgrade sprue fiasco. Death Company will get a proper kit and they will bring tycho back to lead the foot DC.
>>97733147no, they won't, blood angels aren't getting shit other than their colour scheme getting used
It will be extra funny when the first codex of the Edition is codex Space Marines and not codex blood angels. So all the people playing blood angels still have to play old detachments with unupdated unit rules for another year and won't have gladius or oath of moment to fall back on.
>>97733163>detachmentsI never liked these
>>97733164Are you a force organization chart purist? Do you believe they're coming back in some form?
>>97733146>And for Drop Troops?It's the Aircraft, about 12 to 24~ aircraft IRL.Presumably they are counting the number of units that can air transport the Elysians instead of their Regiments or any other lower unit. I would guess 1 Squadron of Aircraft is enough to transport a Company of Elysians but I haven't seen that explicitly stated.
>>97732662Holy moley are you a fucking faggot, pal. Kill yourself.
>>97733165>puristI'm no purist, if GW makes a better system I'm taking it, detachments ain't it and it reminds me of yugiho/mtg deck building rather than army building.>chart orgI like the chart org for planning what kits to buy funny enough; starting with 1 HQ & 2 troops, but actually building an army I think it's above average. It works, it's alright.If it were up to me each army would have its own method of army building and they'd all be straightforward/simple but fluffy.>do you think they're coming backMaybe? If GW wants to milk that nostalgia, sure, but looking at HH and their force org I think it's more likely GW will make a worse system that incentivise you to buy elites/characters/big models because that's where their biggest margins are.TL;DR: not really
>>97733170Taros also mentions that Aircraft Wings are permanently attached to Elysians Regiments.
>new guard half track>it's a taurox remakehow mad would you be?
>>97733147I doubt it. I'm pretty sure GW is committed to trying to make their Space Marine line as simple to paint as possible which means little to no decals like the Chapter Specific Tactical Marines used to have.You would think they would just take all the pauldrons, helmets, reliquaries, etc from the only spures and combine it in some "Legacy Upgrade Sprue."I feel bad for anons who are new who don't have a collection of bits from the older kits they can kit bash on Primaris.
>>97733194GW Gib fun bits plz
>>97733194Counterpoint: Space Wolves got a bunch of bespoke shit and their army box is the single best selling product GW ever made.
>>97733125Somehow I knew you'd be kicking around here too
>>97733197>BA are known to engage in "arts & crafts" as a means of therapy to quell their Red Thirst>This leads to them blinging out their armor so it's personal to each marine>"Nah, let's have Gabriel Seth make a joke that Primaris Blood Angels will just be Ultra Marines in red and then follow through with that statement.">At least they can make Sanguinary Guard and Death Company look more Chapter Specific>One is literally just a bare minimum upgrade sprue and the other is Jump Pack Intercessors but with pecs, powerswords and spears, and the same helmet>"By the way, remember Jump Pack Thunder Hammer Death Company? We heard you thought they were cool so we deleted them."
>>97733213nta but funny enough I did get the wolfguard termies along a box of regular ones. It's not arrived yet but they look very fun.I also got a box of standard termies and I'm gonna kitbash them a tad and be a general ref to these old lads.Gonna give them a heavy flamer alongside of the ass cannon and give one of them the lightning claws, they should all be pretty unique. Don't know what I'll do with the double handed axe yet, could probavly make a 6th guy from the regular terminators since the wolfguard leader comes with extra bits for the torso & legs.Wish GW would have given them a new upgrade sprue for some shiny sculpted pauldrons and extra bling
>>97733228I don't hate modern GW enough>inb4 some fag tells me to "fix it myself"Like duh, somebody gotta fix this shit
>>97733213I don't know enough about Space Wolves. Aren't all their "Wolf Wolf Wolf!" Units like Chapter specific units like Sanguinary Guard are to Blood Angels?I agree with your point though. They knocked it out of the park with Black Templars and Space Wolves even if for the later I am in the camp that the Viking/Wolf theme is overdone.
>>97733129>The true defenders of Armageddon
So the new ed campaign is literally just second war of armageddon again? Yarrick shows up and halts the orks' advance and then Blood Angels show up (which Valrak spoiled ages ago)?This exact storyline already happened. Is this SUPPOSED to be a flashback? I'm confused.
>>97732924Replaced by combat patrols, which add like 1 extra unit but at double the price point
>>97733243KekHow do necromunda models compare scale wise? I've heard they are a tad bigger than 40k models and it's noticeable
>>97733222That radio operator is totally custom, wish we got an official steel legion voxcaster
>>97733236>"Fix it yourself"Yeah, on one hand I like being forced to kitbash and learn how to sculpt (oversized nips.) On the other I hate having to pay a premium for less bits and less options for something more soulless.
>>97733243>"Bruhthuuur" intensifies
>>97733249the least you care about scales in Warhammer, the better
>>97733254why the sideways nips?
>>97733254that's pretty much it, kitbashing is fine, but it's annoying when the only good bit to use are from a discontinued kit that has an inferior newer skulpt.This is partly the reason why i buy up mk4 kits when ever i get the chance.
>>97733249Kasrkin-tier according to minicompare (no clue if they are accurate here)
>>97733254>taking off the armor involves twisting both nipple-handles inwardsIt's telling how something as simple as nipples make the models less bland.Lovely doods & based for making them work>On the other I hate having to pay a premium for less bits and less options for something more soulless.This. This. Fucking this.The new models are spiffy, but content wise it's not as fun as kitbashing with the previous generation of kits.I've mentioned it on these threads before but the kitbashing experience is just a different breed>old kitbashPick the bits you like together>modern kitbashSpend hours looking at sprues and available kits to find what can and cannot be done and what looks good and what is reasonable effort. Or buy the kits anyway and spend a longer time figuring that out.TL;DR: it could be a lot better
>>97733256Not a day goes by that i'm not reminded that the reason primaris exist is because retards couldn't accept heroic scale and plastic cadians, which started the trend of trooscale.
>>97733256>>97733270The ironhead squats must look huge next to guardsmen, jesus
the amerifats still aren't up yet , thoughts? Xenos - Tyranids - Invasion FleetHive Tyrant (210pts): Perfectly Adapted, Monstrous bonesword and lash whip, Heavy venom cannonNeurotyrant (135pts): Warlord, Alien Cunning10x Termagants (60pts)10x Termagants (60pts)Biovores (50pts)Lictor (60pts)3x Tyrant Guard (80pts)6x Zoanthropes (200pts)3x Spore Mines (55pts)2x Carnifexes (180pts)Exocrine (140pts)Maleceptor (170pts)Maleceptor (170pts)Maleceptor (170pts)Norn Emissary (260pts)
>>97733279Blanche himself confirmed they knew about truescalers and it influenced the creation of primarisNo I'm not pulling the interview I don't keep a list of that shit as "in case of internet argument". Maybe I should.
>>97733283eh
>>97733284>6x zoantropes>3x maleceptor>20 gants vs 23 monsters
>>97733290Ok? So i'm correct when i say retards and their trooscale obsession is the reason why we're here.
>>97733284You're leaning a little too hard into fun monsters and not enough into troops to sit on objectives and do actions for you imo.
>>97733293>Dwarf>is 5 feet tallDwarves are big in 40k, the LoV models are around the same I think
>>97733294>>97733300I really like the maleceptors, the gaunts don't really feel good to use, are warriors any good this edition
>>97733295Yes anon, I was agreeing with you, now put the gun down.(Technically the reason isn't truescalers, it's GW appealing to that, but tomato potato)
>>97733302votann are even biggerwarham dwarfs are built different
>>97733304>now put the gun downI'M GONNA DO IT
>>97733308Kek
>>97732532Just play OPR. It exists so people who are too invested in GW models can try better games
>>97733314>Just play OPR10th maybe be lacking a lot of flavour that older editions had, but at least im not eating soap like if i was playing OPR.
>>97733258Because that's a kill shotMaking (funny) mistakes is all part of the learning process>>97733260>>97733272I'm a ways away from needing more bits but if I am ever desperate enough I do have my assembled and painted manlet marines I can salvage. Obviously I would keep some for sentimental reasons like my first painted Death Company mini. But I painted them when I first started painting. It would be cool to try and make a Primaris-ized version of each one I salvage.
>>97732518anon all the people who played the game have left this thread because of the sheer amount of shitposting.
>>97733325most of the people that posted models, too
>>97733303>I really like the maleceptorsAnd I'm not saying you shouldn't run them, I'm saying you should think up your game plan and how you expect to play and win the game before you go into it.>the gaunts don't really feel good to useWell yeah when you're only running 20 they are gonna feel useless. They're not made to be ran in such small numbers, they're meant to clog up the board and waste your opponent's time while your more important units do the real work.>are warriors any good this editionNot really, no. Honestly if you were gonna drop anything from your list I'd start there.
>>97733326I'm pretty sure only a couple of modelposters actually leftMost seem to still be here
>>97733321>salvaging old marines to make new onesLet us know how Apothecaries feel when you do.Great justicar model, wish the justicar wasn't such a hastle to get
>>97733320It's also you paypiggies deserve
>>97733335>OPR shill>ESLthis isn't surprising in the least
>>97733326>>97733331>Only ever posted models here>Go to flgs>Anon comes up to table>"Holy shit, I've seen your minis online!">Immediately stop posting hereIt's scary meeting a radom anon in the wild.
>>97733327so what run max gaunts
>>97733344what did you say in response?
>>97733347No nigga, just run more than twenty and maybe get a couple games in with your current list to see what you're lacking in and see if you can shore that up or not. Jesus man, stop thinking in extremes!
>>97733360the tanks in the back right side have this uncanny look to them
>>97733354>"th-thanks"Pretty much that, I was playing Lamenters at that time and was posting them quite a bit here. Anon wasn't weird or anything, I'm just a social sperg.
>>97733344Had a similar experience, but I just asked why he was on a dolphin porn website he got flustered and confused and just showed that some fag had reposted my shit to a facebook group, we had a laugh afterwards since he took me being an autist in stride.
>>97733364The two tanks behind the infernus are third party
>>97733360whats that tank in the bottom right with the massive cannon?
>>97733377https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/solar-auxilia-malcador-infernus-2025
>>97733360I personally think his scheme sucks.I could never be happy calling a bunch of cadians mordian either.
>>97733344What a pussy lmao, you should've struck a conversation with him and you maybe made a friend.
>>97733382i like its ability, very expensive points wise though
>tfw my mum thinks my painting is goodand you lot told me im awful!
>>97733397>have titan gun>have big tank>Huuuh, pineapple-penLove this shit like you wouldn't believe
>>97733397>though
Rule change wishlist since some anon is bitching>bring back psychic, give each army 6 options >rework librarius conclave and synaptic nexus >if wargear is gonna keep being free, autoinclude hunterkillers on vehicles as there's no point in not taking them>utilize the season structure more to implement impactful rule changes, stuff like deepstrike being 9 inches is in the season rules and hasn't changed once>destroyed vehicles should be left on the table as terrain>make fortifications worth taking>make TS,DG,WE,EC supplements instead of full-blown codexes. >make drop pods a worthwhile investment>phase out doctrine-style rules>consolidate abilities into the unit instead of the army rule, as Khorne Berzerkers suck outside of World Eaters >give us more detachments for niche factions akin to how Deathwatch, Red Corsairs, and Eldar Corsairs all got one
>>97733284>Americans aren't even in the thread>still thinking about Americans
>>97733401jeez which anon put this together? extreme projection going on
>>97733402I just want>You can only kill models that you can see.>You can only kill models within your engagement range.
>>97733401This is modern day phrenology
>>97733391To be fair I was a shut in and feral at the time and playing 40k and d&d was my first attempt to learn how to be social.It worked though.
>>97733402>destroyed vehicles should be left on the table as terrainwas this ever a legit rule? the boys and i used to do this all the time but that was during 3rd / 4th and we just did it for fun, just leave it on the field with the turret next to it
>>97733413could you elaborate
>>97733419a lot of rules people like from pre8th were oberoni fallacies to some extent
>>97733402>>if wargear is gonna keep being free, autoinclude hunterkillers on vehicles as there's no point in not taking themThis one bigs me because I'll fight my tau friend and he'll be like okay I'm firing my 14 seeker missiles because I have 2 on every vehicle and I'm fucking certain that GW aren't pointing vehicles to factor in seeker missiles
>>97733413>You can only kill models within your engagement range.Doesn't that just give every unit precision for free and make 1" off the wall blocking even more annoying?
>>97733344>had a battle against a friend at my lgs>complain on here about certain abilities that ruined me in the game>tfw he replies to my post with a reference to our lgsit honestly scared the fuck outta me, but hes a heaps chill dude so i wasnt worried at the time
>>97733419Wait until you realize crews were a thing and you'd plop the survivors onto the board (if they were any).
>>97733402MOREBRACKETSFORVEHICLES
>>97733413can agree with that, a unit seeing one guy and being able to wipe everything is retarded
>>97733430carnifexes have two options that are in the same camp aswell
>>97733436how many wounds would justify having a second bracket? 16+?
>mfw I will never get doxxed at an LGS because I almost never leave my apartment
>>97733422I'm not sure what you want me to elaborate upon.I want to reduce the general killiness of the game.At the moment if you have 10 models in unit and your opponent can draw los to only 1 guy and shoots him, entire unit can still die. Melee works analogically.>>97733431I'm just spitballing general ideas, anon, I'm sure the details could get worked out, look out sir etc. used to be a thing.And I don't think putting more onus on the player who is about to get charged to position his models properly in anticipation is necesserily a bad thing.
>>97733449based but also cringe
>>97733436This but I also thought vehicles should lose more stats (like movement and OC)
>>97733440I think a LOS change is the best way to do it, but theres always going to be outliers.Like a marine squad is shooting into CSM cultists, they can only see one unit. The marine uses the frag grenade launcher. Does blast effect count because the unit is large, or is it negated by LOS
I like orks :D
>>97733449>implying your personal information isn't already being sold around
>>97733449Same but also because nobody remembers my models because I post them once when I finish painting and then never again
>>97733402>>destroyed vehicles should be left on the table as terrainOnly if they don't explode. If they explode they should leave a crater for terrain usage.
>>97733464People on other boards get pissed off if you post the same picture more than twice, but it seems like you can post the same thing a million times here and it's fine
>>97733470necron vehicles should phase out aswell come to think about it
>>97733472It's usually one guy that does that
>>97733472Depends on if you're being an annoying faggot about it, like all things.
>>97733472No we have the same spergs here who lose their shit when people post photos of their models too many times. These fucking people should really mind their own fucking business tbqh senpai
>>97733484
>>97733484name one person who gets shit for it aside from decalfag.
>>97733472Depends on the board, theres not as many "creative" ones
>>97733492lamentroon used to but it was also kinda justified in that case
>>97733492Lamenterfag, constantly.But also those are the only two who ever posted the same photos over and over and over
>>97733472It used to be a big problem in these threads when people would post the same work in progress model in every single thread for like a week back when it would cause us to hit image limit within a couple of hours. Now we have like a tenth of the traffic we used to. It's not really as much of an issue. We only go through about two threads a day where we used to have over half a dozen.
>>97733492Many model posters who would repost wips or repost photos of their models would get shit on and accused of 'avatarfagging' or aggressive posts from faggots saying 'didn't you post this before' or 'when are you going to finish this?' Don't play fucking stupid and act like that behaviour isn't an issue here even before the decalmutant.
>>97733501Honestly I think I'd take some spergs posting a picture every time they made a brush stroke over what we get now.
>>97733440Tau players would babyrage
>>97733506rent free
>>97733508>t.taufag
>>97733505kinda same, at least it would be hobby related
>>97733508>shooting infinitely less lethal and cover more effective>anon correctly predicts the players of the shootiest army would be mad>rEnT frEe
>>97733344Unless you're a cringe shitposter who cares. Back when I hung out at the LGS all the channers knew each other and we discussed shit that happened here. I was introduced to 4chan in 2011 at the LGS by my friends gay son.
>>97733344I have an active FLGS, it's almost certain someone saw my models. It's just a question of whether or not they remember them. I think the only person who should truly be in fear is the mutant. At this point everyone knows exactly what his shit looks like. The odds of him getting beat up are very high if he ever took those models to a game store.
>>97733510Close.>>97733515>anon correctly predictsYou didn't paly between 4th-7th when this was the case and tau was all but happy to play along since they're a mobile shooting army.The main people that i've always found to have an issue with true range and los shooting are guard player, which is hilarious considering the amount of barrage weapon they have available, but the sterotype has stood the test of time.
>>97733459Speaking of orks here's my breaka boyz I just painted :D
So when GW designs the rules it inevitably makes certain kinds of play style more degenerate and supported. Like if they make durable things too durable then stat check big monsters and Terminator bricks become the meta, but if they make small things too damaging then small mobile MSU stuff becomes the Meta. If they make terrain too dense then melee becomes dominant, but if they make it too sparse then shooting becomes dominant. Obviously there is a balance to strike between all of these, but when GW inevitably fails and it has to fall to one way or the other...Which kind of meta do you think is more fun to actually have to try to puzzle through for the most different armies?Personally, I'm of the opinion that high damage and melee favoring rules just allow for a lot more interactivity and options for cleverly baiting and outplaying the opponent even when your army doesn't specialize in those things.Shooting Knights/CTan meta is by far the most insufferable thing to have to play into over and over again.
Imperial Fists Primaris Heavy Intercessors! :D
>>97733505here you go then, my last two kommandos are almost done! already got the shading down, so now I just have to paint the rest of the face, shoelaces, and do some highlighting, and they’ll be finished! >>97733534ooh, I like the grimdark style, and how it represents all the koans! out of curiosity, does the badmoon have stripes to look like a pimp/cougar, or is that meant to be an attempt at camouflage?
>>97733544the ideal meta should need minimal scenery, minimal purchases of the pieces people actually want from their faction, and maximise interactivity so no glass cannons, no alpha strikes, no hordes, no static gunlines, no spam of the same few pieces and more emphasis on durability than lethality this cannot be achieved with true line of sight and total freedom of target selection, and it cannot be achieved without stronger limits in list building than a rule of 3 that gets walked around by multiple datasheets for the same shit
>>97733544There will always be a meta, as "players will optimize the fun outta the game".Balance is a fool's errand, and also missing the forest for the trees: People care about balance because a lack of it isn't fun. Fun is what matters.As a game designer, your job twofold:1) make a system that inspire people to have fun2) protect players from themselves (which mostly means protecting players against other players, but also includes preventing players from ruining their own fun, for instance through optimization or never going outside their comfort zone and thus boring themselves)So for a fun 40k experience you'd need>wargameArmy building + tactics/strategy, read: not hero-fest: it's not your personal DnD party of heroes, these are soldiers in a battle.>Melee over rangedRanged combat isn't as fun and will never be as fun as melee combat, because the whole point of ranged combat is killing people from a place they cannot kill you. It's still interesting, it's not bad, but it should be second to melee or in consideration to melee. That's also why guns have short ranges.That's also what makes it warhammer and not another generic sci-fi setting.To cut the ramblings short:- Keep it about managing an army, not herofest- Troops should be more important than elites/support, while elites/support should be tools for you to use- Melee & lethality- "You go I go" probably needs to go. Wargames solved this one a long time ago I feel
>>97733575
>>97733505aight then, only got blades and basing left to do on the geomancer
>>97733586I actually like when you post all these steps because I learn a bit about painting
>>97733586I fucking love that shade of green or teal or whatever on the shoulders.
>>97733459I can't wait to start them when 11th edition comes around
>>97733580The ideal meta is minimal scenery, then each player alternatively places X amount of scenery alternatively on their respective deployment, the mid zone, and one in their opponents deployment. Then each player move X amount of scenery (theirs and their opponents).That prevents symmetrical tables and have the fun of actually building a unique table. Also each scenery can be of any shape and size. Could be a hill, could be a building, could be a wall. That way you can make GW happy by using official GW terrains, or everyone happy by using random objects like normal people.
Will GW FOC up 40k again?
>>97733617They're never going back mate. People buy a lot more expensive kits now than when FOC was a thing.
>>97733472who was the fag that kept posting his old tau broadside over and over again in different settings, now that was silly
>>97733586is that you tsons anon?
>>97733618Seems like a handy thing to have in an army game, thoughbeit.
>>97733618and you're attributing that to... no FOC?
>>97733617no, this diagram kind of explains why >>97733494FOC had too many exceptions and quirks that it really didn't restrict all too much. Not to mention " no you can't " rules are always seen as bad
>>97733581anon we have a solid decade of "WAAC" being the boogeyman to the extent where people would sabatoge their lists on purpose. We need balance
>>97733649WAAC are a problem 100% they are not some ethereal conjuration of someone who wants you to take heavy bolters in your dev/havoc squads.
>>97733595uh not sure how it helps exactly but hey thats nice >>97733599I think its supposed to be jade or something >>97733628yeah
I feel like standard boards are not big enough for the current game, you should not be able to prevent deepstrike COMPLETELY
>>97733656What are you on about with devastators? I think the real issue 40k has is that most players aren't good at estimating how good their list is.
>>97733659Someones gonna post that one kroot vs whitescar game and say "nah you should get fucked metafag"I think deepstrike as it is currently feels kind of slow sometimes, the 9" charge is brutal
>>97733643>mechanicus
>>97733660>What are you on about with devastators?some waacfag subhuman was here the other day saying he got PTSD from casuals telling him to take heavy bolters in his dev squads or he was a bad person. The usual waacfag nonsense.
>>97733576>ooh, I like the grimdark style, and how it represents all the koans! out of curiosity, does the badmoon have stripes to look like a pimp/cougar, or is that meant to be an attempt at camouflage?Thanks man! Yours look awesome. To answer your question: why not both?
>>97733674If you're assuming he's a waacfag, aren't you kind of proving his point?
>>97733688i don't think that's relevant to that anon's need to feel superior to someone else
>>97733688It was a made up story. When we want to point to the abuses of waacfags we have thousands of images of basilisks on the floor of ruins, gladiators on skyshield bastions, genestealers holding hands across buildings etc etc but the waacfag doesn't have that so they have to make up stories about how people forced them at gun point to take tac marines or whatever.
>>97733710> When we want to point to the abuses of waacfagsSo you're mad they abuse the rules? why not just patch the rules to make what they do illegal
>>97733244GW recycling content? I'm shocked!
>>97733658>not sure how it helpsSeeing the steps, what is being prioritizedPainting is layers and composition, so seeing the process highlights that.An example would be your Arhiman (no, I have not archived everything, just the couple of things I really liked), some of the last pics showed one of the last things you focused on was the spell/magic thing, so that was both an indication of "how to make it look like that" and "which parts should be prioritized and which are better left for last".
>>97733649OP hereWAAC isn't much of a boogeyman, they are a good portion of the people we play against.People want to win, they look at what's good. Sure they are not proper WAAC but they're closer to it than us casufags>>97733656Use NTA if you're gonna barge in, fucktard
>>97733244>I'm confusedremember all those iconic battlefields and storylines and events?well, gw knows the fans liked those but since primaris marines got made all those historical battlefields are locked out of their recreational toolbox because they were all firstborn events, their solution is just remaking them again with primaris
>>97733659armies are too big, both model count and model size. plus too much terrain due to lethality. boards feeling too small are a symptom not the disease.
I ordered a norn emissary even though it's stupidly expensive and I hate the dumb scenery piece it's standing on
today is going to be a good painting day
>>97733244Who cares? It will be forgotten just like the tyranid war of 10th
>>97733244it's a 'memby for people who weren't there
>>97733750Some YouTubers made this chart, and I think it is the best way to talk about it. I think the problems this board allegedly has (because the amerifats are waking up and they don't play) is that the social contract has been defualting twoards the bottom right of the chart, when it seems people here allegedly want the game to be by default top left. I have played a ton of pick up games on TTS, and I think most players you will encounter will be in the bottom left quadrant, atempting to do the best with what they know is a bad list (that is also what the maker of the chart does as he runs a ton of centurions for the meme).
Ok. I put this up last thread but at the very end. One guy asked if it was Tallassar blue. Yes it is. One other rvuy said to argax them up. I'm terrified to do that. The blue looks so vibrant I hate to muck it up. I'm proud of the brick base on the one guy. It was my first time using modeling clay. I have some world eaters I'd like critiqued as well.
>>97733244Gw is incapable of writing new stuff or characters that stick, so instead of trying harder they've just taken the other route and everything they do is now a rehash of older things
Damn what happened in this thread like half was deleted
>>97733796Yea I like the vibrancy of the blue, would not Agrax at all. You’re a beast even tho you play Eldar..
>>97733805The UK janitors went rogue as usual
>>97733780if anyone needs a translation for this chart, here it is
>>97733244>>97733764>>97733801zoomer fucks will tell you 10th is the greatest everything about 40k and then in the same breath tell you none of the new characters/lore is memorable/good and all anyone wants to talk about is the old stuff lmao
>>97733805last night? decalfag melty before bed time
>>97733805looks like mods are finally getting sick of fecalfag too, we might be close to finally being free of his constant retardation and shitposting
>>97733780I don't want a cinematic game, cinema to me is a story already served you can just sit there and take in. Sure, some movies make you use your head and can be great, but often in those cases what people actually like/remember is the "twist"/the thing to figure out. (Inception and Fight Club comes to mind).I want strategy, but not MTG combo bullshit. I don't want the battle to be decided before the game even started because the other guy took the units that synergizes with that strategem which triggers this ability which counters my thing which is then doubled by this relic which makes it so he has more points than me in the end.I want to create the story with the other player. That's why it's a dice based game.I want to be able to enjoy the moments created from our game, and not spend 5 hours playing a worse chess.
>>97733821That never happened but ok..
>>97733823Your obsession is eating away at your already feeble mind.
>>97733816>actually playing 40kChoke on your stratagems and L shaped buildingsNo I don't like "cinematic" either, I'd rather watch a movie or read a book
>>97733828>because the other guy took the units that synergizes with that strategem which triggers this ability etcThat's just an opponent problem, not a game problem. You don't need to play with people like that.
>>97733828>I don't want the battle to be decided before the game even started because the other guy took the units that synergizes with that strategem which triggers this ability which counters my thing which is then doubled by this relic which makes it so he has more points than me in the end. as opposed to you didn't bring anything that can pen a landraider so it is functionally unkillable for the game
>>97733835"Actually playing 40k" also applies to older editions without mass L-shaped ruins and tournament layouts. I don't like the current standard board layouts either.
>>97733836True, but we're talking about game design, and if the game designers make that way of playing the default/best, it means that's most of what's gonna be out there."Don't use it" or "don't do that" isn't wrong and yet it's missing the picture that what's default/normal does affect everyone.>>97733838I'd rather deal with an unkillable land raider, it's gonna make the game a little less fun, as compared to not fun at all.
>>97733780Your opinion is not more valid just because you claim to play 'a ton of games' and then proceed to claim the other side doesn't play any games at all.
>>97733842I like standard terrain being an option, it removes the "are you sure you had enough terrain" from the post match cope sessions
>>97733842I don’t get this complaining about L shaped whatever, are you all tourneyfags exclusively? I just play with friends and use all sorts of terrain.
>>97733739I'm gonna be real with you anon I dont put much thought into it at this point but I'm happy it helps
>>97733850I think the person im actually replying to in that post plays, I don't think the 40 or so waking up amerifats who post here normally play
>>97733829dead links to posts say otherwisepaint your hellblasters
>>97733842Understandable
>>97733544The best part of 40k is the art/vibes so the best meta would be one that encourages playing like the imagery suggests.> large numbers of troops smashing against each other> short range, high endurance> terrain is relatively unimportant> encourages fighting your opponent rather than sitting on objectives for imagination points> army construction rules that encourage fluffy armies while still allowing for specific skews> troops everywhereHonestly I just want a dumb grinder game to slap models together and roll dice because that's what I enjoyed when I was 12 and actually happy.
>>97733849Literally every game ever can be optimised into being boring. Have you ever watched a game of snooker? It's the most boring this in the entire world because they get into a situation where the optimal move is to play it safe and just wait for your opponent to fuck up somehow, and they're pros, so they rarely fuck up, so this goes on for an eternity.
>>97733864Don’t boss me around and treat me with the same respect you would any other primary player here.
>>97733854standardized terrain layouts just help to move things faster and help avoid arguments or disputes about placement.
>>97733859>he's becoming one with the brush>No thought>Only colors
The decalman is due to start posting again
No terrain? There's a land raider for that.
>>97733878Are we going to have a problem today or can you behave in a respectable manner for once in your life?
>>97733870All games can be optimized, not all games are easy to optimize, that's the caviat. I don't see how extremes are gonna make this discussion go better, unless you want to run it into the ground.
>>97733878i already have the pleasure of getting a (You) from "it". hide your dogs and silver, hunker down and get some hobbying done
I should have picked historicals
Bring back kytans as god-devoted chaos knightsy/n?
>>97733895Yes if the kit is good.WE, TS and EC could use more war machines
Valrak says that there's supposed to be a brand new named female Commissar character with a command squad like Titus and HuronI'm calling it right now: they are pulling another Ursula Creed, but this time with Yarrick
>>97733884Even if nobody riles you up on purpose you will inevitably start spouting opinions so awful the shitposting will start anyway
>>97733899i think the top of lord of skulls could stay but slightly redesigned to sit better with the legs, iconography and heads with helmet for each god and maybe a daemon head kinda like demon prince kit. Axe/sword/spear/staff for right hand weapon and left could be a chainfist/sword or minigun
>>97733916>Female >Character
>>97733916>I'm calling it right now: they are pulling another Ursula Creed, but this time with YarrickWhat the fuck are you on about? A new Yarrick model has already been announced and shown off
>>97733917I’ll just ignore you and your negativity, have a good hobbyist day fren.
>>97733916I thought he said it would be a commissar on a command throne like this old inquisitor which was also pictured with the original rumour?
These are the world eaters I mentioned. These were my first non necron models. Any critique would be appreciated.
>>97733927don't piss yourself this early in the morning
>>97733930And? They can still make up his OC daughter character who is just so much better in everything
>>97733916"Commissar Graves" I've heard>Commissar model sucks>new commissar model! (Event exclusive)>Okay, new commissar for real>it's a female named charactersI swear to god, that kit better have (an) alternative head(s) or be easily convertible.Also I'm extremely tired of the "female in position of power" pandering trope. We literally got an alt cadian castellan but le woman, after le pirate captain but le woman, after le ultramar auxilia commander but le woman.I'm starting to think it's a genuine psyop to try and make me blame women when I know very well it's a corpo decision
I was really proud of this one
>>97733958He looks really nice anon, love the brighter color scheme which you don’t normally find with Chaos. Good job fren.
>>97733823that’s why you got to be proactive about reporting, they won’t mind a thread going to shit, but having to answer the same reports over and over again will eventually lead to them cracking down harder and harder.
>>97733958Looks good, are you happy with the amount of blood?
>>97733955Naw, they feel they have to do this to 'balance the scales' because the majorist and top characters (SM & CSM) are all males so armies like guard have to suffer with 'le strong token womyn' characters
Why are the blood angels even doing shit in Imperium Sanctus shouldn't they be busy enough in Imperium Nihilus
>>97733958HH World Eaters > 40k World Eaters
>>97733955Its corposlop decisions so Blackrock doesn’t skewer the stock.
>>97733966You are a disgusting person anon.
>>97733971>I feel like it almost didnt work. I tried the thing where you flick the brush and it just didn't do a whole lot. I feel less is more with the white one. The other guys all got it hand done...mostly. I tried a bit more. >>97733964Thank you. I love the world eaters even if they are retarded.
>>97733990the wagies working for GW are all true believers in the cause, stop pretending like its solely a suit decision
>>97733974>balance the scalesIt scooby do be do be like that sometimes
>>97733999The hiring of the mentally depraved is also part of it tho, they are under constant pressure to conform to insanity.
CW art is pretty cool.
>>97733990>>97733999>>97734008It's both; corpos love to hire cultists, or as we know them "yes men". They hate opposition to the core and will slowly replace the existing workforce by pushing away those who don't follow and hiring people who follow.The cult leaders and the cultists are to blame both
>>97733984the great rift doesn't matter when GW needs the main character chapters to show up for important events
>>97733780>>97733816This is a bad division. There can be visually appealing or highly mood influenced of effecting games that are also strategically based. The games that manage that are actually much better.
>>97733851I don't have a problem with premade map layouts, but the layouts should actually try to resemble something that makes sense for a wargame scenario and not just be a bunch of arbitrary shapes.
Red Corsairs or Death Guard?or Sons of Vengeance?
Imperial Fist primaris intercessors
Grey hunters or blood claws? I'm assuming the latter is easier to pose as corpses.
>>97734064If only we could pose you in a similar manner you filth.
>>97734064Never mind, I gaslit myself into thinking the hunters all held bolters in both hands.
>>97733938>this old inquisitorAt least have the decency to use his name
>>97733955>Also I'm extremely tired of the "female in position of power" pandering trope.This, and also>make male model, call it female>make female model, call it non-binary
>>97734088>Fyodor KaramazovSorry, Russia is le bad. He’s being renamed to Fyyiodyr GhostofKyivamazov
>>97734059>sons of vengeance Neat. M34 was a while ago in the futurepast but I've always liked warbands with blood and khorne slowly taking over their colour scheme as a representation of the corruption.
>>97734101I like how vague their lore is. They could be an Undivided warband or one slowly falling to Khorne, it’s cool. I painted one a long time ago and he’s just been languishing alone on my desk.
>>97734096>zov- 15 DEI points
>>97734072>sees someone getting into space wolves>gets personally insulted and freaks out
>>97734120I’m sorry, GhostofKyivamenko
>>97734126Don’t be a smart ass
>>97734140You're just afraid I'll become the new representative of space wolves in /40kg/.
>>97734064Both would work, but blood claws would be better. You could prowl ebay for the carved up marine from the Night Lords box and put one of their gay ass beard and cornrow heads on him too.
>>97734157Nobody is the representative of any faction here you fat doofus, its an anonymous board.
>>97734165Then why do you constantly obsess over "repping" factions and take every jab at space wolves as a personal insult?
awooooooooooo
>>97733272CSM+cult legions perserves that kitbash experience pretty well, the kits are all pretty good and full of fun bits, and they all bash together with each other well.
can i be the representative of human/elf relations?
>>97734172Because its normal to rep for the factions you play? Are you being willfully dense?
>>97734186my ancestor...
>>97734186Awooo mah brutha
>>97734190>Because its normal to rep for the factions you play?maybe its normal for autistic people but otherwise, nope
>>97734190Nobody except the severely socially stunted or children think like this.
>>97734190>playby your own standards, you're missing a prereq, decalfag
>>97734201Yes I know because you are a nomodels and have no investment in the setting so you can’t engage in our arguments and discussions without feeling like a total freak imposter.
>>97734190called it >>97733917
>>97734206Read>>97734213
I have decided to collect Night Lords.
>>97734213I know replying to you at this point is pointless, because if you were anything like high-functioning you would have already figured this shit out, but you have to know you're autistic or something right? That your social instincts are weird and abnormal? Why do you trust your bizzare instincts so much when you should, at this point, know better?
>>97734213>>97734222is this how you feel because you're forever nogames and everyone thinks your models are stinky? and that everyone else must feel the same way as you?
>>97734251Just so you know you’re the problem here, you could easily ignore my posts but you love to poke and prod with your little digs into my character and psyche because you have unfiltered hate in your life and you come here to take it out on unsuspecting peers with no regard for their personal feelings or emotions. >>97734252>stinky models Grow up you clown
Stop replying to him.
>>97733249They're on the bigger end, but feel perfectly well in scale with 40k imo. Even delaque just feels like a tall weirdo rather than out of scale.
>>97734281it's true. everyone's saying it, the stinkiest models. like you wouldn't believe
>>97734284What are you the hall monitor here? Shut your trap dweeb.
Actually fuck Night Lords, Brazen Beasts seem rad. Would they be best run as CSM to maximize daemon engines or World Eaters for berzerker spam?
>>97734090>>make male model, call it femaleI'm still laughing at the warp spider phoenix lord being female despite clearly wearing male armorI don't even know what the fuck that character did. They have one of the crone sword and I guess that's it?
>>97734284I think I will, he's clearly one of those super-tarded tards who simply can't change, so talking to him is just shitting up the thread. Will stop engaging and council people to do the same going forward.
>>97734289Cheers, I might grab some cawdors if I start a tiny SoB/Ecclesiarchy army
>>97733780>>97733816these are both shitpeople claim they want bottom right, but all the examples of the stuff they want are actually top rightat the same time they are never the kind of people who have the skill or time to have anything other than top left, but also the only metrics they can judge games by is bottom left's
>>97734305Oh no you’ll stop engaging with me!? That’s what I have I been telling you to do since the beginning you stupid oaf.
>>97734305 nta, what was the timelapse on "talk it out" to "unironically hopeless"?
>>97734307Yea looks like they'd work fine as sanctifiers. Really wish we'd get a proper frateris militia horde, I'd love to collect sisters if it could be a small eliet group of sisters with a huge hoard of stinky faithful, arco flaggelants, and priests, would be a very fun to kitbash army.
>>97733958Those are some well done, smooth, whites and blues. Noice.
>>97734314Anyone who doesn’t have a pea brain would mostly choose the top right and if time constrained the top left. The bottom 2 are for chimps.
ticktockticktock
>>97734337This is spam just so you know
>>97734319about 2-3 weeks, I came back to the thread kind of recently and have seen him freaking out literally every time I open it, so I've asked him what the fuck he was doing in a polite way a few times and he just replies with seething rage everytime. I legit don't think he can be helped in any way by someone not capable of giving him meds, and replying to him is probably being complicit in his self destruction in some weird way, as well as the continued destruction of the thread.
>>97734332and yet there are lots of chimps flocking to warhammer simply because it's popular instead of going to a jungle more suited to them
>>97734314My favorite gw game is inquisitior and it does top right perfectly. I love the action system, and have theory crafted homebrewing a system that is about 300-400 points of 40k scale with a similar system.
>>97734343you're a more tolerant human than you might think
>>97734296>clearly wearing male armorIt's more feminine than what femstodes are wearing thoughbeit
>>97734343Holy shit nobody is destroying anything just shut the hell up and talk Warhammer 40k exclusively not this namefag trash you mangy dog.
If I just want to kitbash a bucketload of weird little inq28 guys, whats would be best, imperial guard with heavy agents or sisters with heavy agents?
>>97734365you on the other hand will die no games.the more people you meet to finally play will be one more person that ends up hating you. may i suggest moving to canada? they'll euthanize you for all of us
>>97734386Please don't encourage him anymore anon, he knows he's retarded. You telling him he's retarded is the only kind of validation and attention he gets.
>>97734281>take a big fat shit in the middle of the room every single time you come into it>you could easily just ignore it, you're the problem!uh huh
>>97734362That's a pretty low bar if we're being honest here, femstodes don't even have boobs
>>97734323Amen, let sisters be nuns again
>>97734394i'm sorry if you're canadian, i'm trying to come up with an ethical solution that makes everyone happy
>>97734386Literal scum eater commentary, seriously post models or anything to prove you’re not just a shit stirring secondary demon.>>97734405What shit? I literally did nothing but state an opinion which plenty of people hold and I was verbally accosted and told to euthanize myself you ass.
>>97733818>>97733818>zoomer fucks will tell you 10th is the greatest everything about 40kBecause it is >then in the same breath tell you none of the new characters/lore is memorable/goodHalf of the named characters this edition were literally just marines. I don’t fucking know a single member marine in space wolves for example and they got a total of 6-7>all anyone wants to talk about is the old stuff lmaoThe lore has been shit after 5th edition. It wasn’t until 8th that it picked up. You’re delusional if you think shit was good back then.
>talking about demons>accusing others of being "secondaries"erm, they're daemons
Pussy
>Eldar aren't coo-
What are you guys working on? I'm gonna be doing highlights on the termis. Not a fan of how banners have built in graphics now. Makes it hard to freehand.
THE MAINTENANCE IS OVERPRAISE THE OMNISIAH
>>97734521Kek, why is his helmet so stoopid lookin?
>>97734528I should be painting these but I'm doing MTG stuff instead
>>97734528Working on some blasties myself
>>97734528Gonna be finishing up my collage entry when I get home >>97733586
>>97734545that's your reflection in the mirror, fecalfag
>>97734528Just finished putting together these War Dogs as allies for my mono Nurgle Daemons. Shoulders etc are bluetacked, gonna paint in subassemblies. Only magnetized the left arm of the vulture one bc I was lazy and didn't want to do too much extra
>>97734562Gnarly.
>>97734528Now that I’m done the smashtain, back to highlighting crisis suits.
>>97734559Why don’t we try and have a fresh start after the maintenance, can we agree to just ignore each other and get along for the health of the board brother? *extends olive branch
>>97734545>>97734547>>97734570Nobody actually believes you're the decalpedo, impostor
>>97734585Huh? Why? Am I getting better at blending in?
>>97734585glad, I’m not the only one who noticed. I have to say its pretty grim being decalfag, but choosing to pretend to be him is somehow even more grim.
>>97734593You’re an idiot
>>97734562Not a big fan of Chaos Knights in general but you’ve outdone yourself here anon. Cannot wait to see what paint scheme you deploy.
>>97734545It's based off of Sandman, the Dream, Morpheus, King of Dreams, Lord Shaper, Dreamweaver... DC comics (Vertigo to be exact) by Neil Gaiman from like 1989.
>>97734601Reminds me of Black Manta from Aquaman
>>97734570>Why don’t we try and have a fresh start after the maintenanceI give you 3 chances don't fuck it up
>>97734612If you’re being genuine then I do appreciate it.
media literacy
>>97734623AAAAAA IM GOING INSANE
>>97734623I’m out of the loop, what’s this all about?
>>97734630a popular buzzword that in practice is used to mean your interpretation of a piece of fiction is wrong and mine is right
>>97734528need to get three colors and base artemis for an event this weekend
Why is settling on an army so hard
>>97734652Because you know the love you’re about to pour into something and are nervous about making a decision. I’ll help you anon, go Marines.
>>97734528Big corn grows, got his torso to put the chest gun in drying now. Also painting a helbrute and kharn
>>97734663I’m torn between Chaos and Orks
>>97734682Chaos then, Emps Children
>>97734528Same old stuff. I'm slow.
>>97734692Slow and steady wins with grace anon, they look scrumptious. Nice work on the swords.
>>97734682what part of chaos?
>>97734691I guess I should have been specific about what Chaos. Death Guard, Red Corsairs or a non-World Eaters Khorne warband. The Emperor’s Children stuff doesn’t grab me at all.
>>97734682What's your favourite colour? If it's green, pick orks. If it's anything else, pick chaos.
>>97734705See >>97734710>>97734711Red. Hence Khorne or RC, but also red Orks could be cool.
>>97734704Thanks anon. I just need to scrounge up some motivation before month's end. Good luck on your stuff as well.
>>97734711unless you shower less frequently than once a week, in which case pick nurgle
>>97734718Red beast snaggaz can be nice
>>97734718Just go with World Eaters or RC in that case, idk why you'd want to do a non-WE warband. You get all the great Khorne benefits by going with World Eaters instead of generic CSM.But if you're deciding between Khorne and RC, do you prefer a pirate vibe or an insane berserker vibe? That should decide for you.
>>97734682I’m a bit biased because I collect orks, but you should go orks just because they’re getting a bunch of boxes soon, and they’re way less likely to get fucked over by GW.
>>97734718It sounds like you can get everything you want by running with the generic chaos space marines codexnormal chaos marines painted redred corsairsa few cult units can be added to the list if you fancy plague marines or berserkers and you could even convert a squad of chaos orks and play it as beastmen or something if heterogeneity isn't your style, orks are going to be in the starter this summer, you will find good deals and probably fell the hype for them, maybe just wait for them
>>97733072>Last year Armageddon Season of Blood campaign book was just a repeat of 1st war for Armageddon but without the months of shame >Upcoming 11th campaign is a repeat of 2nd war for Armageddon What is GW going to redo next? The Badab war?
>>97734737>>97734740>>97734742>>97734747Thanks for your input, dudes. I think I’m going to go with some Evil Sunz Orks. Brawling up close is fun and I like looted vehicles.
>>97734749it's actually going to redo the war for rynn's world and then the siege of terra the siege of terra will fail because the emperor will stand up, but abaddon will pretend that was his plan all along as he retreats mumbling something about the real work that can now begin, and also vashtorr will crack open mars and devour the void dragon ascending to full godhoodyou'll get rough grand alliances in the two sides with eldar, tau, votann and necrons helping the imperials, and tyranids, genecults, orks and also necrons instead fighting for the incidental convenience of chaos, but these alliances aren't meant to stick past the siege
>>97734785But rynn's world already got a second war lol
>>97734795not with primaris, so they're getting another
>>97734692Looking great anon.I love how spammy BT can be. Pic rel is just one squad.
>>97734785Ah sweet a schizo post
>>97732367>Timestamp and painted HellblastersOh fuck we got OWNED anons
>>97734828
>>97734808Yeah. I absolutely love how infantry focused bt are.
>>97734828Trying too hard
>>97734828There's no fucking way...
Rule change wishlist since some anon is bitching:Alternating ActivationFOCPointed WargearEnd of list.
>>97734828>>97734842There isn't a single bit of new paint on those, same level of half painted as they were SEVEN months agoBut hey, (you) tried samenigger
>>97734828He writes like a child.
>>97734855I didn’t post that you stupid ape
>>97734828this makes me really sad for him. I actually thought the decalfag decided to leave and move on, and the decalfag posts were just people pretending to be him. but no, he’s actually been here this whole time still acting like a retard.
97734862I didn't mention you, impostor
>>97734855Post models, ape.
@97734867Your life is over stalker child. Enjoy prison.
>>97734828Genuine AIslop. Who tf is falling for this?
>>97734891Yeah, that’s clearly not a pen or pencil, so he must be too dumb to even prompt chat gpt properly.
>>97734828>>97733396
>Buy kits>See that the box is slightly crumped>oh no>open>5/6 sprues intact (minor scratching)>tiny antenna is bent, base is whiteFugg
>>97734828They're not even done. Those are just basecoats lmao
Collageless and fridgeless aah shit
This is actually coordinated targeted harassment at this point
>>97734828>paintedThose only have primer on, retard.
Is it true that decalfag consistently maintains a high fiber diet?
>>97734891How is it AI in any way? I used Mephiston red to write it you pathetic shill.
>>97734923It's 4chin duh. Just leave mr redditor
>>97734937Where did your life go so wrong that you spend your days impersonating a lolcow on 4chan
>>97734954I can’t fucking stand you dude holy shit
Why doesn't he just paint them?I don't get it.
>>97734961I am the is weekend I said already you stupid fuck!
>>97734956Sorry you're so easily identifiable as a pretender :(
>>97734891Grooky don't tink so
>>97734965Why would you remove a faction from the game? What happens to the Emp's Children and Slaanesh daemons?
Is the Ynnari stuff beyond salvaging at this point?
>>97734974(by remove a faction I mean by killing Slaanesh)
>>97734975Ah, the colors were fixed just by switching the image to jpg from pgn. Weird.
>>97734965No, you just have to wait 20 years
>>97734973>clearly Thousand SonsThis true, chat?
>>97734973Stop outsourcing your brain, retard
>>97734975>beyond salvagingIt's fucked but only because GW is in charge.Give them a couple of kits, 2 or 3, and have them just be the soup eldars and give you access to the avatar of ynnari.Let them be a novelty eldar subfaction, make them fun, accept that they're niche but make that a good niche. Then give it a few years and maybe reevalute the situation. It is an interesting idea, but GW has butter fingers of doom
>>97734961too busy shitposting on 4chan.could also possibly be that he has all his shit commissioned and the dude got sick of him and refused to keep painting shit
>>97734973>AI thinks your blood angels are thousand sons>Take it's word as gospel
>>97734974>>97734978The whole Ynnead is gonna kill slaanesh plotline line could be perhaps handled more like how Age of Smegmar handled the elves reclaiming elf souls from Slaanesh, by essentially Awakened Ynnead stripping slaanesh of the claim he has on Eldar souls, and gutting her open, rather than outright killing her. Essentially the effect would be weakened slaanesh that no longer holds defacto dominion over Eldar souls, and empowered Eldar as a whole but still not wholly rid of the curse of She who thirsts.
Now that I have a Lhykhis model I'm having second thoughts about sullying her model by putting a space wolves corpse on the same base.Also didn't pick up any gay hunters today. Bought a chronomancer instead, which is a model I'll actually play instead of just using for decoration. Should I strategically sand the model down some to make it look more feminine?
>>97735004So what happens to the Dark Eldar who engage in torture to refill their soul meters since slaanesh is draining them all the time? Kinda no need for all those dark eldar activities after slaanesh has no claim on their souls any more
>>97734998>saved
>>97734997>the dude got sick of him and refused to keep painting shitI choose to believe this
>>97735010I want to Lhykhis asshole
>>97734997>also possibly be that he has all his shit commissionedHe's literally disproven this numerous times.
>>97735016>>97734998>>97734997Some of you here are legitimately hopeless, where are your models? Why are you even here? Talk Warhammer ffs.
>>97735025My models are posted in this very thread you niggerfaggot. I'm not telling you(or your skinwalker) which ones they are though, obviously.
>>97735025Remember when you tried talking about how to play necrons last night and everybody realized you have no experience with the game lmao
This thread used to be about Warhammer 40k
>>97735025I paint my models for me, not you mutant
>>97735040It is a law of 4chan that every general thread must be ruined by a lolcow and their orbiters
GW?! EXODITES WHEN?! GIVE ME 40K WOOD ELVES YOU FUCKING JEWS!!!
>>97735047Soon, they're part of the starter AND the next killteam box
didn't realize flashgitz had pirate hats. have been buying too much stuff lately so will have to wait on that.
>>97735040it's really funny that I thought this thread couldn't go any lower after the previous schizo yet here we are
>>97735025>where are your models?They're with their mother this week.
>>97735014That is a good question, there propably isn't a satisfying answer to that. The thirst is what ultimately has led to the way the Dark Eldar operate so without it there wouldn't be such an existential reason for them to prey on the galaxy.
>>97735010Give the Lhykis model bigger breasts.
>>97734975>At this pointLel
>>97735070I do have some greenstuff.My main plan was to try and give her an unhelmeted head and delicious brown skin but unfortunately her giant helmet-plume is connected to her teleportation mantle and looks like a pain to cleanly remove.
>>97735095>I do have some greenstuff.Nice, bummer about the helmet plume though
>>97735115The problem with Lhykhis boobs is that the harness adds in a lot of bulk already, so I might instead sand down parts of her torso to make her upper chest more prominent and curvaceous.Regarding the plume I'm gonna pick through my spare corsair heads and see if one of them can reasonably connect to the plume.
>>97735057It would improve immediately after your disappearance.
>>97735047They're not 40k wood elves War-in-heaven-era eldar were 40k wood elves
>>97735125
>>97735135Sounds good, but what you think fits the best.
>>97735070nolikhys is for a flat chest and big hips, booty is the aspect of the spiderit's the howling banshees who are a front heavy aspect, so need bigger tits
Would a White Scars successor chapter be how to do Winged Hussars? They've got all the bikes.
>>97735163not all the bikes
>>97735148>likhys is for a flat chest and big hips, booty is the aspect of the spiderNo. She got massive tits too.
>>97735167I can't take bike apothecaries seriously
>>97735167>Bike DocsI forgot this was a thing lmfao
>>97735125I don't like the nu van saar, they are too high tech1) it doesn't look as cool as 40k tech2) it doesn't make sense with the rest of the setting since most STC stuff doesn't look like that, even LoVs look less hi-tech sci-fi3) It looks like an other game, like that "infinity" one
>>97735148Is this the ultimate trvke?
>>97735167>>97735172I love bike apothecaries
Are apothecaries sluts like how irl nurses are?
>>97735167It's nice to see bike ambulances are still around in the future.
>>97735199Other than the helmet, I think they work as long as you don't go for the clean sci fi colors.
>>97735203>getting off the bikethen he's not a bike apothecary
>>97735199This. The old ones looked Imperial high tech. Bodygloves with those ridged pads is very similar to what Arbites and such have.
>>97735199the van saar's isn't a normal STCand also in most cases of standard template constructs we only see what's the most durable, practical and easy to produce, not necessarily the most advanced, even in the case of most votann soldiers we're looking at glorified miners, not their top tier shit like the exosuits who do end up looking close to van saar stuff
>>97735199>>97735222Sorry but this is a thread for Warhammer 40,000–not Negromunda. I don’t want to have to issue another warning guys, so cool it.
>>97735217They got tools designed to penetrate men and extract their seed, so you tell me.
>>97735241saar, look bottom of pageu
>>97735222Idk, if you remove the obvious 40k weapons they don't look like 40k to me. I love their exo rig thingy (which looks more 40k than the rest of the range), if I was playing another game I could see myself get some van saar. But not for 40k. And it's not a vansaar problem, I'm only iffy about the models.
>>97735241ywnbaj, faggot
>>97735241Imagine larping as a janny
>>97735240The old van saar models had a lot in common with the arbites models, it's not a problem of the lore, it's the art direction they went for with the new van saar which just doesn't work for me.I could see old van saars next to the votann dwarves, I see the similarities and the 80s-90s sci-fi similarities.
>>97735251Carry on then
>>97735258>>97735260You’re both on notice.
We all know the proper 40k aesthetic is a specific subset of Imperial with gothic skulls and cathedrals>muh chaosNot 40k>muh TauNot 40k>muh eldar>necrons>nidsNot 40k>muh guard>muh marines who don't have skullsNot 40k
>>97735267I’m a fan of that pattern of heavy stubber. Shame most others are modeled as Not! Brownings.
>>97735283for once anon was talking about something not fitting the imperial look, not something not fitting the fictitious "40k look"
Delicious fresh bread>>97735279Delicious fresh bread>>97735279Delicious fresh bread>>97735279
>>97735240>the van saar's isn't a normal STCCorrupt STC is still an STC. The schematics it still produces, even if they don't work 100% as intended, should be based on technology and resources available.>in most cases of standard template constructs we only see what's the most durable, practical and easy to produceIn most cases of STC, we see what's been recovered. There's no STC for a Land Speeder, only for the grav-plates. Everything else was built around the speeder by someone else. Land Raider is based on a partial schematic for a battle tank and when you compare the variety of them, you can see how many different ways the same schematic can be made. But they're all based on the available materials and technologies of the Imperium.>not necessarily the most advancedConsidering STC was meant for colonies to give them basic necessities (ranging from "Grok, how do I make fire?" to "Grok, how do I fuse atoms to boil water?"), I don't think the most advanced technology of the DAoT humans was even made with an STC. Like how top tier scientific research today doesn't have a wiki article detailing how it's done.>their top tier shit like the exosuitsExo suits are just 40k power lifters and hazard suits. Terminator armour is based on weaponizing such suits used by ship crews. It's suppose to be pretty common technology.
>>97735289It's cool to see mag fed LMGs. The lasgun on the guy on the right is also really coolI'm partial to big tube heatshields
>>97732806
They should remove a marine subfaction like BA from the game and add Exodites