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The Most Powerful Gods Edition

>Community Links:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/
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https://wahapedia.ru
https://40k.gallery/

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>Pre 10th Torrent:
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>10th Edition Rules:
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>How to Make Wargames Terrain (2e 2003)
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>Inferno! Magazine complete collection (1997-2004)
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>Warhammer Monthly complete collection (1989-2004)
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>Games Workshop/Citadel Miniatures painting guides (1989-2016)
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>Previous Thread:
>>97729337

>Thread Question:
Gork or Mork?
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Hrudposting for superior /40kg/ instance
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I had a cool idea for a conversion but I need a left handed bolt pistol and it turns out I don't have one in my bits box
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How'd this thread survive
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real awooo hours right now
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OP of the other /40kg/ thread.
Decided to delete it anyways so the /tg/ catalogue wouldn't be a mess to avoid trouble.

>The TQ was asking anons of what their most over the top by 40k standards homebrew is.
Here's my TQ answer from the last thread:

Inspired by Blackstone Fortress but instead of being a Xenos structure it is a an "artificial self reliant habitat and archive" designed to be a homage to mankind's achievements from Terra to the Age of Technology. About the size of a Votann planet eater ship. It also serves as a massive library of technological STCs to keep mankind's future preserved through keeping those dwelling within it safe as well.
Built with intentions of surviving the Heat Death of The Universe and a theorized "Big Bang Rebirth" of the universe to preserve mankind forever and a project by a powerful interstellar human clan. Or theorized to just be an obscenely rich madman's personal side project.

Where the BlackStone Fortress is dark and black this artificial habitat's interior is Ivory and Gold and heavily stylized everywhere.

Now a roaming semi-functional and semi-self reliant ship where every sentient space travelling species now sees with envious eyes and wants a piece of the near-infinite treasures of it.

Environment mainly inspired by the Echo vidya game.
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>>97732394
Gork n Mork take no prisoners
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Let Chaos idols take this thread!
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>>97732400
>Kromlech orks
Has GW ever tried to take them to court like ChapterHouse?

Kromlech and a few other third party not!40k proxy makers should have their stuff scanned and archived as STLs in case GW decides to flex it's legal muscles.
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>>97732403
>anonymous
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>>97732403
>filth
He said it! He said the word!
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>>97732334
Da Holy WWWAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!
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>>97732406
Do ritual posters never sleep, or do they work shifts or something? This shit is at the top of every fucking thread. At least the deldar or i like orks xd poster post randomly
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>>97732420
I love you, your models and your dedication to the lore. I also enjoy poking you with a small stick, so no.
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>>97732334
>tq
Mork. I’m not a “WAAAGH player” I like my orks to be a bit more insidious
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>>97732420
>Do you think posting something like this help the general anon...really?
>Please ffs stay on topic and try to be a net positive for the general...
decafag "can't even right now", how feminine
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>>97732441
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>>97732435
>how feminine
says the catty bitch derailing thread after thread to chat with her bf
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>>97732418
Ratfag on /vg/ at least does his ritual posts whenever he gets around to it. This vtumor ritualposter is without fail one of the first like 10 posts, he must be an actual NEET or something and just watching the threads constantly.
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>>97732438
I ain't your brother, pal
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Welcome to /40kg/ where we lurk for 24 hours so we can suck each others cocks all day and pretend like it's bantz between 3 faggots

wouldn't have it any other way desu I like it how it is
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Any 40k armies for this feel?
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>>97732399
As OP of this thread I will gladly answer your TQ as thanks for sacrificing your thread to the almighty Gork n Mork

I once read a short oneshot fanfiction where a Sisters and Guardsman regiment stumbled upon a 100% full and complete STC from the Dark Age, quickly put it to use, then promptly lead to essentially the a 2nd War in Heaven because HOLY FUCK WE HAVE TURBO SUPER FUCK YOU BOMBS THAT CAN BUTTRAPE A CTAN. Like it wasn't thought out at all and ended with a timeskip to m44 and xenos are 100% cleansed or enslaved and Humanity is working to revive The Emperor and colonize the Webway. Most anticlimatic playground "I win cuz I said so nahnahnahboboo" I read.
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>>97732483
It's a simple question about the game, anon. If you don't know, you can just say so.
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>>97732475
Thousand Sons
World Eaters
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>>97732418
ratfag seems to be one of the less consistent ritualposters.
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>>97732509
Based
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This shit happens when 40k ceases to be worth talking about. People don't even wishlist rules changes anymore because everyone has accepted that the game will never improve.
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>>97732502
>joke
I'm new to the hobby. So, it turns out you didn't know. LMAO how hard was this? >>97732503
Just say "I don't know" next time, "friend".
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>>97732418
>>97732453
Ratfag has chronicled his adventures as a salaryman on vacation through SEA recently
And he has models
Two things he has over both of (you)
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>>97732518
just /tg/ actually
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>>97732518
>People don't even wishlist rules changes anymore
I mean I'm looking for an alternative ruleset that allows for easy slotting of 40k models into.
Hopefully free too.
I'm open for suggestions of rules because I can't write fun and good wargame rules even if my life depended on it.
>that the game will never improve
I think GW is too afraid to innovate the game as their biggest paypigs might also be WAACfags.
I think. Don't quote me on that.
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>>97732525
World eaters have more than twice as many games played this quarter than the space furfags
Who doesn't care about who now?
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>>97732509
patriot
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>>97732475
Officio Assasinorum maybe?
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>>97732535
but grok says SW are popular :^)
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>>97732520
No need to be a cunt, and if you talk about people not owning models you better provide evidence of your own.
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>>97732539
Was this some attempt at a new reddit reaction pic and epick reference? Mad cringe from this one, thanks mutant
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>he's this angry over a single image on a mongolian basket site that he's breaking out slurs less than 50 posts in a new thread
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>>97732550
>This limpdicked cope again
World eaters almost has as many games played this quarter as vanilla space marines too btw
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>>97732550
We really trying to get creative with the insults now are we?
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>>97732562
World eaters and blood angels wave 2
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>>97732550
World eaters have a horrible win rate and a tiny model range
They're just that much more popular
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>>97732562
Unironically, as much as I hate to admit with the ritualposter we have around here, darkies have to be very likely next in line.
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>>97732562
More price rises
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What was this short story? I don't remember much of it but all I do remember is:
>Death Guard attacking some Space Marine chapter
>Space Marine angry at Death Guard as he's the only one left
>Death Guard says he's gonna blow up their gene seed and leave
>Kills last Marine
>Blows up gene seed pool
>Leaves
>Hears that Word Bearers are gonna fuck around with some of the last of the Marines or some shit
>Unleashes Nurgle daemons on the Word Bearers
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Saw orange and tealfag's stuff in the wild
Nature is healing
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>>97732566
should you really be admitting you're ban evading, furfag?
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>>97732566
What does this have to do with 40K?
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>Word Bearers are used the most for books and games
>Somehow Night Lords and Iron Warriors got an army before Word Bearers
How?
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>>97732582
I would kill to have him here and you dead and forgotten in a heartbeat
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>>97732587
A lot of word bearers design motifs are already a big part of the base csm range, so their's not much more you can do besides adding more scolls and books.
Also they've got stuff coming in 11th for the shadow crusade 2
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>>97732593
>Also they've got stuff coming in 11th for the shadow crusade 2
QRD
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>coded faglords
>fren
Does AI do this to a person, or do the mentally ill get drawn to AI?
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>>97732600
the 500 worlds campaign is a build up to 11th, and once the 500 worlds of ultramar are reastablished it's time for shadow crusade 2 electric boogaloo
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What's is the Maelstrom campaign? Is it a narrative campaign where battles change the story or is it just what if 40k base game but more points?
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>>97732601
If you really wanted my forgiveness you would stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger
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>>97732562
Emperor’s children new wave
New Slaanesh daemonette sculpts
Centaur Chaos Knight
Slaangors vs Clown Elves KT Box
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>>97732617
He said guesses, not pathetic wishlists
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>>97732621
I've said far worse to far better men
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>>97732621
How have you not been "warned" again for the blatant admission of ban evasion earlier? Time for your nap, bye bye
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>>97732520
What is an achievement to see a queenslander go to fuckin Bali or something?
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>>97732627
I mean, I don't think you're asking too much of him.
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>>97732637
Once more in english?
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How come no one talks about the clown elves anymore
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>>97732637
>D-doesnt count
Pathetic
Blow your brains out orbiter
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>>97732644
What's there to talk about?
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>violent thoughts about elves out of no where
we're hitting all classics today
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>>97732648
I feel like they used to have fans who posted here years ago but I haven’t seen them mentioned in a really long time
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>>97732655
rent free
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>>97732645
I play a blood angels successor and agree with him, kill yourself immediately
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>>97732655
>Holey moley
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this thread's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i00s_m5SOCI&list=RDi00s_m5SOCI
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>>97732660
Plenty, blow your brains out :)
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>>97732660
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>>97732663
*sips white monster*
Ohyeahhh brother, good ol' banger!
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>>97732660
Feels weird to say this but your phobos are sorta lacking decals
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>>97732680
Blow your brains out immediately decalpedo :)
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>>97732680
Holy shit you're insecure.
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>>97732540
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>mutant tries to copy the aggressive slurs flinging he sees here
>still can't do it right
Jfc it's just sad atp
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>>97732688
I posted my own blood angels already pedo
Get that schizophrenia under control subhuman redditor
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>>97732689
Officio ASSassinorum
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>>97732689
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>>97732686
see? very feminine behavior for a supposed
"tough guy"
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aaaah janny help me
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>>97732641
nta but that is the literal most stereotypical retarded trash tourist destination. It genuinely isn't impressive.
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>>97732707
Announcing a report is a violation of the rules redditor
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How do you guys personally highlight space marines? Legionaries are pretty easy for me cause of all the trim and I can layer them no problem.

But loyalists are especially hard cause they’re so goddamn round and flat and one color.

>>97732392
Wasn’t the space wolves upgrade kit coveted because it came with a right handed sword hand/arm? Or am I thinking of a left handed bolt pistol?
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>>97732562
Small teases of 11th's rule changes, including: Changing the control range for objective to make all the mouse pads people bought useless, shrinking the battlefield size again to make all the really large mouse pads people bought useless, and changing the area terrain rules to make all the L-shape ruins people bought useless.
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>>97732711
he didnt tho?
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>>97732717
>>97732718
You are not nearly as subtle as you think you are lmfao
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Anyone have the price list for this upcoming weekends pre orders? Looking for the Custodes box price specifically. Thanks
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>>97732706
Huh? I didn't understand what the fuck that derro was even trying to say but I think I see it now, he missed a word and some punctuation.
>What, is *it* an achievement to see a queenslander go to fuckin Bali or something?
Carry on
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>>97732707
Oh is the decalmutant getting banned again? Splendid that'll be a nice 5 minutes of peace and quiet till he evade another ban
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Just so you know, the God Emperor sees all of this.
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>>97732696
SOVL
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>>97732731
dat chad pose
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>>97732727
>custode image
>God Emperor
>God
Another Lorgar W
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i love /my dudes/
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>>97732747
And?
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>>97732743
I love /your dudes/ too anon
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>>97732754
Aw, you don't have to say that. They're not special or anything.
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>>97732759
All /your dudes/ are special. I'm not going to hate on anyone enjoying cookie cutter published subfaction armies with named heroes but it takes a certain amount of real sovl to choose to make your own.
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>>97732747
I love anybody creative enough to make their own sub action far more than people boring enough to play vanilla factions like space wolves
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>>97732768
I actually do hate on people who play preset factions. They just do not get it, fundamentally.
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>>97732475
black templars
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>>97732789
based
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>>97732786
Not to their faces, you don't
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>>97732768
i don't think they're going to look very different from one or two canon SM chapters, but planning out how /my dudes/ operate and distinguish each other has been fun
i think everyone should have a /your dudes/ army of some kind
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>>97732786
Some don't, some do but the published subfactions just have cool enough look/lore that they're too appealing. So long as you don't start to larp as your subfaction with cringe tier animosity against others, I think playing a published subfaction is fine.
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>>97732789
sperg shit
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I hope 11th corrects the course we’ve been on. I don’t want to dislike 40k anymore.
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>>97732806
Which part? The Templars, the furries, the animation?
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>>97732809
the furries ofc
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>>97732809
Making or liking the animation
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>>97732819
Nah that part's pretty based
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Boy I sure love being the defenders of Armageddon I hope nothing happens to change that
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>>97732660
holy consumer you're keeping GW alive just by yourself. Why is it all primarisslop and what's the the gorrillion dreadnaughts?
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>>97732831
You new here?
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>>97732689
>Sniper shooting from a distance
>Expert infiltrator
Who drew this illogical drawing?
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>>97732646
You sound very upset. A trip to Bali is very accessible for Australians btw
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There's only a small window of the day / night where decal man isnt on here, id say its only about 6 hours max
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>>97732854
>once per Blood Angel
What did he mean by this?
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>>97732864
The irony of someone who is probably american making these accusations.
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>>97732870
probably less this week. couple hundred people found out he has a diaper fetish and is on maximum damage control
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>>97732334
I like orks :D
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>>97732887
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>>97732870
and there's literally 0 hours a day when you aren't posting about him
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>>97732871
it's Battle Action
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>>97732887
So much so you didn't answer the tq?
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>>97732891
Ohh okay
>Battle Action - Lock one of your line units: Take 2 Blood Angels
And this?
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I like goofy comic relief orks just as much as I like terrifying genocidal monstrosity orks. I like both.
>TQ
I'm a Gork man myself.
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>>97732889
I barely talk about him desu, im just used to it. Just noticing trends as im not in the same timezone
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>>97732887
If i dont see a painted ork half of the 11e starter from you a few months after its release then im revoking your ork status
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Wtf happened to the "start collecting" boxes? Those were great
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>>97732924
They swap names around all the time. Battalion boxes, battleforce, start collecting etc. They're just called combat patrols now.
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>>97732924
>Those were great
That's exactly why they had to get rid of them. t. bought 3 IG start collecting
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When you add noise marines to csm, they get the heretic astartes keyboard, however they dont get the ability to dark pact. Now ive read that people circumvent this by putting them in a rhino, making its firedeck get the weapons from the noise marines and letting the rhino dark pact. Do you consider this powergaming?
Personally Im not quite sure why noise marines should be able to dark pact just because the driver is mumbling..

Btw I am the csm player myself, who owns noise marines. I am just surprised how accepted that approach seems to be
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Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
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>>97733011
Looks like you'll have to wait until 12e, sorry deldar bro
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>>97732830
>2nd war for Armageddon
>Planet is defended by guard units from all over the Imperium
>3rd war for Armageddon
>Planet is defended by mainly by Steel Legion
>4th(5?) upcoming war for Armageddon
>Planet is defended by guard units from all over the Imperium again
VGH... Oldhammer SOVL...
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>>97733009
It's a common rules technicality. If the unit were the one shooting it would be broken in other worse ways.
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>>97733011
Fart Smelldar XD
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>>97733041
I'm not sure how to feel about 40k being nostalgia wank for the foreseeable future. I guess as long as it's good nostalgia wank
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>>97732830
HANS WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU
OH GOD HE GOT COMM-BEADS ON HE CAN'T HEAR US
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>Red Corsairs aka the Chaos pirate themed faction gets added before Word Bearers on the table
HUH?
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Can I get a QRD on Rhinos and why every Imperium and Chaos faction has one?
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>>97733057
With GW depicting Guard units alone defending Armageddon from Orks I fully expect them to repeat Space Marines arriving to save the day just like how the 2nd War for Armageddon went. Probably as a lead up to the 11th Edition launch box too.
Would even fit with the rumors that the next edition box has Blood Angels on the cover instead of the usual Ultramarines.
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>>97733063
reliable and easy to to manufacter vehicle.
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>>97733041
>3rd war for Armageddon
>Planet is defended by mainly by Steel Legion
Militia. Steel Legion committed 25 regiments, Hive Militia 120. Cadians 15 and various other regiments from 11 to 2 regiments and various numbers of squadrons, battalions, etc. (don't know how they relate to regiment sizes or if they're suppose to just be regiments by any other name).
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>>97733063
back in ye olde days gw couldn't have unique vehicles for all factions so multiple factions shared the same products, down to eldar harlequins also having land raiders

while eventually other factions got their own stuff, imperials and imperial-derived faction maintained a common root for their vehicles
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If Armageddon does get a campaign book i hope there's some reference to best boy Captain Tycho.
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>>97733072
100%.
Imagine if HH gives us mk7 marines
>back to armageddon
>2nd edition reboot
>mk7 & beakies against orks
I'd shed a tear
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>>97733095
let niggas die for fuck's sake
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>>97733095
Bring him back
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>>97733101
i didn't mean bring him back, just some reference like a mission or relic.

>>97733105
Nah, he deserves his rest
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>>97733099
>2nd edition reboot
I'd buy a MtO 2nd edition rulebook with all the cards and templates. But GW would never be that based.
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>>97733079
>squadrons, battalions, etc. (don't know how they relate to regiment sizes or if they're suppose to just be regiments by any other name).
Squadron is a cavalry equivalent to a Company, Battalion is a a unit made up of several Companies.

Not that that actually means anything in 40k, where Regiments vary from a couple hundred guys to 200k+ strong doomstacks.

Anyway, are there any depictions of how Armageddon Militia are equipped? I'm gonna guess its either necromunda models or the same kit as standard Steel Legion.
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>>97733108
>Let him rest
...


No.
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>>97732453
Cadia?
More like CACADIA!
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>>97733117
Luv me guard tism
>are there any depictions of how Armageddon Militia are equipped?
Picrel iirc
>necromunda models
Well, about that...
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>>97732660
Hellblasters.
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>>97733117
>Squadron is a cavalry equivalent to a Company
And for Drop Troops? Elysians committed 14 squadrons.
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>>97733095
They will bring him back, you know that. 11 edition Blood Angels will be the apology tour for the upgrade sprue fiasco. Death Company will get a proper kit and they will bring tycho back to lead the foot DC.
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>>97733147
no, they won't, blood angels aren't getting shit other than their colour scheme getting used
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It will be extra funny when the first codex of the Edition is codex Space Marines and not codex blood angels. So all the people playing blood angels still have to play old detachments with unupdated unit rules for another year and won't have gladius or oath of moment to fall back on.
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>>97733163
>detachments
I never liked these
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>>97733164
Are you a force organization chart purist? Do you believe they're coming back in some form?
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>>97733146
>And for Drop Troops?
It's the Aircraft, about 12 to 24~ aircraft IRL.
Presumably they are counting the number of units that can air transport the Elysians instead of their Regiments or any other lower unit.

I would guess 1 Squadron of Aircraft is enough to transport a Company of Elysians but I haven't seen that explicitly stated.
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>>97732662
Holy moley are you a fucking faggot, pal. Kill yourself.
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>>97733165
>purist
I'm no purist, if GW makes a better system I'm taking it, detachments ain't it and it reminds me of yugiho/mtg deck building rather than army building.

>chart org
I like the chart org for planning what kits to buy funny enough; starting with 1 HQ & 2 troops, but actually building an army I think it's above average. It works, it's alright.

If it were up to me each army would have its own method of army building and they'd all be straightforward/simple but fluffy.

>do you think they're coming back
Maybe? If GW wants to milk that nostalgia, sure, but looking at HH and their force org I think it's more likely GW will make a worse system that incentivise you to buy elites/characters/big models because that's where their biggest margins are.

TL;DR: not really
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>>97733170
Taros also mentions that Aircraft Wings are permanently attached to Elysians Regiments.
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>new guard half track
>it's a taurox remake
how mad would you be?
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>>97733147
I doubt it. I'm pretty sure GW is committed to trying to make their Space Marine line as simple to paint as possible which means little to no decals like the Chapter Specific Tactical Marines used to have.
You would think they would just take all the pauldrons, helmets, reliquaries, etc from the only spures and combine it in some "Legacy Upgrade Sprue."
I feel bad for anons who are new who don't have a collection of bits from the older kits they can kit bash on Primaris.
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>>97733194
GW Gib fun bits plz
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>>97733194
Counterpoint: Space Wolves got a bunch of bespoke shit and their army box is the single best selling product GW ever made.
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>>97733125
Somehow I knew you'd be kicking around here too
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>>97733197
>BA are known to engage in "arts & crafts" as a means of therapy to quell their Red Thirst
>This leads to them blinging out their armor so it's personal to each marine
>"Nah, let's have Gabriel Seth make a joke that Primaris Blood Angels will just be Ultra Marines in red and then follow through with that statement."
>At least they can make Sanguinary Guard and Death Company look more Chapter Specific
>One is literally just a bare minimum upgrade sprue and the other is Jump Pack Intercessors but with pecs, powerswords and spears, and the same helmet
>"By the way, remember Jump Pack Thunder Hammer Death Company? We heard you thought they were cool so we deleted them."
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>>97733213
nta but funny enough I did get the wolfguard termies along a box of regular ones. It's not arrived yet but they look very fun.
I also got a box of standard termies and I'm gonna kitbash them a tad and be a general ref to these old lads.
Gonna give them a heavy flamer alongside of the ass cannon and give one of them the lightning claws, they should all be pretty unique. Don't know what I'll do with the double handed axe yet, could probavly make a 6th guy from the regular terminators since the wolfguard leader comes with extra bits for the torso & legs.

Wish GW would have given them a new upgrade sprue for some shiny sculpted pauldrons and extra bling
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>>97733228
I don't hate modern GW enough
>inb4 some fag tells me to "fix it myself"
Like duh, somebody gotta fix this shit
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>>97733213
I don't know enough about Space Wolves. Aren't all their "Wolf Wolf Wolf!" Units like Chapter specific units like Sanguinary Guard are to Blood Angels?
I agree with your point though. They knocked it out of the park with Black Templars and Space Wolves even if for the later I am in the camp that the Viking/Wolf theme is overdone.
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>>97733129
>The true defenders of Armageddon
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So the new ed campaign is literally just second war of armageddon again?
Yarrick shows up and halts the orks' advance and then Blood Angels show up (which Valrak spoiled ages ago)?
This exact storyline already happened. Is this SUPPOSED to be a flashback? I'm confused.
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>>97732924
Replaced by combat patrols, which add like 1 extra unit but at double the price point
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>>97733243
Kek
How do necromunda models compare scale wise? I've heard they are a tad bigger than 40k models and it's noticeable
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>>97733222
That radio operator is totally custom, wish we got an official steel legion voxcaster
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>>97733236
>"Fix it yourself"
Yeah, on one hand I like being forced to kitbash and learn how to sculpt (oversized nips.) On the other I hate having to pay a premium for less bits and less options for something more soulless.
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>>97733243
>"Bruhthuuur" intensifies
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>>97733249
the least you care about scales in Warhammer, the better
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>>97733254
why the sideways nips?
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>>97733254
that's pretty much it, kitbashing is fine, but it's annoying when the only good bit to use are from a discontinued kit that has an inferior newer skulpt.
This is partly the reason why i buy up mk4 kits when ever i get the chance.
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>>97733249
Kasrkin-tier according to minicompare (no clue if they are accurate here)
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>>97733254
>taking off the armor involves twisting both nipple-handles inwards
It's telling how something as simple as nipples make the models less bland.
Lovely doods & based for making them work

>On the other I hate having to pay a premium for less bits and less options for something more soulless.
This. This. Fucking this.

The new models are spiffy, but content wise it's not as fun as kitbashing with the previous generation of kits.
I've mentioned it on these threads before but the kitbashing experience is just a different breed
>old kitbash
Pick the bits you like together
>modern kitbash
Spend hours looking at sprues and available kits to find what can and cannot be done and what looks good and what is reasonable effort. Or buy the kits anyway and spend a longer time figuring that out.

TL;DR: it could be a lot better
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>>97733256
Not a day goes by that i'm not reminded that the reason primaris exist is because retards couldn't accept heroic scale and plastic cadians, which started the trend of trooscale.
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>>97733256
>>97733270
The ironhead squats must look huge next to guardsmen, jesus
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the amerifats still aren't up yet , thoughts?


Xenos - Tyranids - Invasion Fleet

Hive Tyrant (210pts): Perfectly Adapted, Monstrous bonesword and lash whip, Heavy venom cannon
Neurotyrant (135pts): Warlord, Alien Cunning

10x Termagants (60pts)
10x Termagants (60pts)

Biovores (50pts)
Lictor (60pts)
3x Tyrant Guard (80pts)
6x Zoanthropes (200pts)
3x Spore Mines (55pts)
2x Carnifexes (180pts)
Exocrine (140pts)
Maleceptor (170pts)
Maleceptor (170pts)
Maleceptor (170pts)
Norn Emissary (260pts)
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>>97733279
Blanche himself confirmed they knew about truescalers and it influenced the creation of primaris
No I'm not pulling the interview I don't keep a list of that shit as "in case of internet argument". Maybe I should.
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>>97733283
eh
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>>97733284
>6x zoantropes
>3x maleceptor
>20 gants vs 23 monsters
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>>97733290
Ok? So i'm correct when i say retards and their trooscale obsession is the reason why we're here.
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>>97733284
You're leaning a little too hard into fun monsters and not enough into troops to sit on objectives and do actions for you imo.
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>>97733293
>Dwarf
>is 5 feet tall
Dwarves are big in 40k, the LoV models are around the same I think
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>>97733294
>>97733300
I really like the maleceptors, the gaunts don't really feel good to use, are warriors any good this edition
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>>97733295
Yes anon, I was agreeing with you, now put the gun down.

(Technically the reason isn't truescalers, it's GW appealing to that, but tomato potato)
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>>97733302
votann are even bigger

warham dwarfs are built different
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>>97733304
>now put the gun down
I'M GONNA DO IT
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>>97733308
Kek
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>>97732532
Just play OPR. It exists so people who are too invested in GW models can try better games
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>>97733314
>Just play OPR
10th maybe be lacking a lot of flavour that older editions had, but at least im not eating soap like if i was playing OPR.
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>>97733258
Because that's a kill shot
Making (funny) mistakes is all part of the learning process
>>97733260
>>97733272
I'm a ways away from needing more bits but if I am ever desperate enough I do have my assembled and painted manlet marines I can salvage. Obviously I would keep some for sentimental reasons like my first painted Death Company mini. But I painted them when I first started painting. It would be cool to try and make a Primaris-ized version of each one I salvage.
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>>97732518
anon all the people who played the game have left this thread because of the sheer amount of shitposting.
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>>97733325
most of the people that posted models, too
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>>97733303
>I really like the maleceptors
And I'm not saying you shouldn't run them, I'm saying you should think up your game plan and how you expect to play and win the game before you go into it.
>the gaunts don't really feel good to use
Well yeah when you're only running 20 they are gonna feel useless. They're not made to be ran in such small numbers, they're meant to clog up the board and waste your opponent's time while your more important units do the real work.
>are warriors any good this edition
Not really, no. Honestly if you were gonna drop anything from your list I'd start there.
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>>97733326
I'm pretty sure only a couple of modelposters actually left
Most seem to still be here
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>>97733321
>salvaging old marines to make new ones
Let us know how Apothecaries feel when you do.
Great justicar model, wish the justicar wasn't such a hastle to get
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>>97733320
It's also you paypiggies deserve
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>>97733335
>OPR shill
>ESL
this isn't surprising in the least
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>>97733326
>>97733331
>Only ever posted models here
>Go to flgs
>Anon comes up to table
>"Holy shit, I've seen your minis online!"
>Immediately stop posting here
It's scary meeting a radom anon in the wild.
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>>97733327
so what run max gaunts
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>>97733344
what did you say in response?
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>>97733347
No nigga, just run more than twenty and maybe get a couple games in with your current list to see what you're lacking in and see if you can shore that up or not. Jesus man, stop thinking in extremes!
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>>97733360
the tanks in the back right side have this uncanny look to them
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>>97733354
>"th-thanks"
Pretty much that, I was playing Lamenters at that time and was posting them quite a bit here. Anon wasn't weird or anything, I'm just a social sperg.
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>>97733344
Had a similar experience, but I just asked why he was on a dolphin porn website he got flustered and confused and just showed that some fag had reposted my shit to a facebook group, we had a laugh afterwards since he took me being an autist in stride.
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>>97733364
The two tanks behind the infernus are third party
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>>97733360
whats that tank in the bottom right with the massive cannon?
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>>97733377
https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/solar-auxilia-malcador-infernus-2025
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>>97733360
I personally think his scheme sucks.
I could never be happy calling a bunch of cadians mordian either.
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>>97733344
What a pussy lmao, you should've struck a conversation with him and you maybe made a friend.
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>>97733382
i like its ability, very expensive points wise though
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>tfw my mum thinks my painting is good

and you lot told me im awful!
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>>97733397
>have titan gun
>have big tank
>Huuuh, pineapple-pen
Love this shit like you wouldn't believe
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>though
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Rule change wishlist since some anon is bitching
>bring back psychic, give each army 6 options
>rework librarius conclave and synaptic nexus
>if wargear is gonna keep being free, autoinclude hunterkillers on vehicles as there's no point in not taking them
>utilize the season structure more to implement impactful rule changes, stuff like deepstrike being 9 inches is in the season rules and hasn't changed once
>destroyed vehicles should be left on the table as terrain
>make fortifications worth taking
>make TS,DG,WE,EC supplements instead of full-blown codexes.
>make drop pods a worthwhile investment
>phase out doctrine-style rules
>consolidate abilities into the unit instead of the army rule, as Khorne Berzerkers suck outside of World Eaters
>give us more detachments for niche factions akin to how Deathwatch, Red Corsairs, and Eldar Corsairs all got one
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>>97733284
>Americans aren't even in the thread
>still thinking about Americans
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>>97733401
jeez which anon put this together? extreme projection going on
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>>97733402
I just want
>You can only kill models that you can see.
>You can only kill models within your engagement range.
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>>97733401
This is modern day phrenology
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>>97733391
To be fair I was a shut in and feral at the time and playing 40k and d&d was my first attempt to learn how to be social.
It worked though.
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>>97733402
>destroyed vehicles should be left on the table as terrain

was this ever a legit rule? the boys and i used to do this all the time but that was during 3rd / 4th and we just did it for fun, just leave it on the field with the turret next to it
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>>97733413
could you elaborate
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>>97733419
a lot of rules people like from pre8th were oberoni fallacies to some extent
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>>97733402
>>if wargear is gonna keep being free, autoinclude hunterkillers on vehicles as there's no point in not taking them
This one bigs me because I'll fight my tau friend and he'll be like okay I'm firing my 14 seeker missiles because I have 2 on every vehicle and I'm fucking certain that GW aren't pointing vehicles to factor in seeker missiles
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>>97733413
>You can only kill models within your engagement range.
Doesn't that just give every unit precision for free and make 1" off the wall blocking even more annoying?
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>>97733344
>had a battle against a friend at my lgs
>complain on here about certain abilities that ruined me in the game
>tfw he replies to my post with a reference to our lgs

it honestly scared the fuck outta me, but hes a heaps chill dude so i wasnt worried at the time
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>>97733419
Wait until you realize crews were a thing and you'd plop the survivors onto the board (if they were any).
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>>97733402
MORE
BRACKETS
FOR
VEHICLES
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>>97733413
can agree with that, a unit seeing one guy and being able to wipe everything is retarded
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>>97733430
carnifexes have two options that are in the same camp aswell
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>>97733436
how many wounds would justify having a second bracket? 16+?
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>mfw I will never get doxxed at an LGS because I almost never leave my apartment
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>>97733422
I'm not sure what you want me to elaborate upon.
I want to reduce the general killiness of the game.
At the moment if you have 10 models in unit and your opponent can draw los to only 1 guy and shoots him, entire unit can still die. Melee works analogically.

>>97733431
I'm just spitballing general ideas, anon, I'm sure the details could get worked out, look out sir etc. used to be a thing.
And I don't think putting more onus on the player who is about to get charged to position his models properly in anticipation is necesserily a bad thing.
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>>97733449
based but also cringe
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>>97733436
This but I also thought vehicles should lose more stats (like movement and OC)
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>>97733440
I think a LOS change is the best way to do it, but theres always going to be outliers.

Like a marine squad is shooting into CSM cultists, they can only see one unit. The marine uses the frag grenade launcher. Does blast effect count because the unit is large, or is it negated by LOS
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I like orks :D
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>>97733449
>implying your personal information isn't already being sold around
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>>97733449
Same but also because nobody remembers my models because I post them once when I finish painting and then never again
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>>97733402
>>destroyed vehicles should be left on the table as terrain
Only if they don't explode. If they explode they should leave a crater for terrain usage.
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>>97733464
People on other boards get pissed off if you post the same picture more than twice, but it seems like you can post the same thing a million times here and it's fine
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>>97733470
necron vehicles should phase out aswell come to think about it
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>>97733472
It's usually one guy that does that
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>>97733472
Depends on if you're being an annoying faggot about it, like all things.
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>>97733472
No we have the same spergs here who lose their shit when people post photos of their models too many times. These fucking people should really mind their own fucking business tbqh senpai
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>>97733484
name one person who gets shit for it aside from decalfag.
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>>97733472
Depends on the board, theres not as many "creative" ones
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>>97733492
lamentroon used to but it was also kinda justified in that case
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>>97733492
Lamenterfag, constantly.
But also those are the only two who ever posted the same photos over and over and over
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>>97733472
It used to be a big problem in these threads when people would post the same work in progress model in every single thread for like a week back when it would cause us to hit image limit within a couple of hours. Now we have like a tenth of the traffic we used to. It's not really as much of an issue. We only go through about two threads a day where we used to have over half a dozen.
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>>97733492
Many model posters who would repost wips or repost photos of their models would get shit on and accused of 'avatarfagging' or aggressive posts from faggots saying 'didn't you post this before' or 'when are you going to finish this?'
Don't play fucking stupid and act like that behaviour isn't an issue here even before the decalmutant.
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>>97733501
Honestly I think I'd take some spergs posting a picture every time they made a brush stroke over what we get now.
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>>97733440
Tau players would babyrage
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>>97733506
rent free
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>>97733508
>t.taufag
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>>97733505
kinda same, at least it would be hobby related
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>>97733508
>shooting infinitely less lethal and cover more effective
>anon correctly predicts the players of the shootiest army would be mad
>rEnT frEe
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>>97733344
Unless you're a cringe shitposter who cares. Back when I hung out at the LGS all the channers knew each other and we discussed shit that happened here. I was introduced to 4chan in 2011 at the LGS by my friends gay son.
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>>97733344
I have an active FLGS, it's almost certain someone saw my models. It's just a question of whether or not they remember them.
I think the only person who should truly be in fear is the mutant. At this point everyone knows exactly what his shit looks like. The odds of him getting beat up are very high if he ever took those models to a game store.
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>>97733510
Close.

>>97733515
>anon correctly predicts
You didn't paly between 4th-7th when this was the case and tau was all but happy to play along since they're a mobile shooting army.
The main people that i've always found to have an issue with true range and los shooting are guard player, which is hilarious considering the amount of barrage weapon they have available, but the sterotype has stood the test of time.
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>>97733459
Speaking of orks here's my breaka boyz I just painted :D
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So when GW designs the rules it inevitably makes certain kinds of play style more degenerate and supported. Like if they make durable things too durable then stat check big monsters and Terminator bricks become the meta, but if they make small things too damaging then small mobile MSU stuff becomes the Meta. If they make terrain too dense then melee becomes dominant, but if they make it too sparse then shooting becomes dominant.
Obviously there is a balance to strike between all of these, but when GW inevitably fails and it has to fall to one way or the other...
Which kind of meta do you think is more fun to actually have to try to puzzle through for the most different armies?
Personally, I'm of the opinion that high damage and melee favoring rules just allow for a lot more interactivity and options for cleverly baiting and outplaying the opponent even when your army doesn't specialize in those things.
Shooting Knights/CTan meta is by far the most insufferable thing to have to play into over and over again.
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Imperial Fists Primaris Heavy Intercessors! :D
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>>97733505
here you go then, my last two kommandos are almost done! already got the shading down, so now I just have to paint the rest of the face, shoelaces, and do some highlighting, and they’ll be finished!
>>97733534
ooh, I like the grimdark style, and how it represents all the koans! out of curiosity, does the badmoon have stripes to look like a pimp/cougar, or is that meant to be an attempt at camouflage?
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>>97733544
the ideal meta should need minimal scenery, minimal purchases of the pieces people actually want from their faction, and maximise interactivity

so no glass cannons, no alpha strikes, no hordes, no static gunlines, no spam of the same few pieces and more emphasis on durability than lethality

this cannot be achieved with true line of sight and total freedom of target selection, and it cannot be achieved without stronger limits in list building than a rule of 3 that gets walked around by multiple datasheets for the same shit
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>>97733544
There will always be a meta, as "players will optimize the fun outta the game".
Balance is a fool's errand, and also missing the forest for the trees: People care about balance because a lack of it isn't fun. Fun is what matters.

As a game designer, your job twofold:
1) make a system that inspire people to have fun
2) protect players from themselves (which mostly means protecting players against other players, but also includes preventing players from ruining their own fun, for instance through optimization or never going outside their comfort zone and thus boring themselves)

So for a fun 40k experience you'd need
>wargame
Army building + tactics/strategy, read: not hero-fest: it's not your personal DnD party of heroes, these are soldiers in a battle.
>Melee over ranged
Ranged combat isn't as fun and will never be as fun as melee combat, because the whole point of ranged combat is killing people from a place they cannot kill you. It's still interesting, it's not bad, but it should be second to melee or in consideration to melee. That's also why guns have short ranges.
That's also what makes it warhammer and not another generic sci-fi setting.

To cut the ramblings short:
- Keep it about managing an army, not herofest
- Troops should be more important than elites/support, while elites/support should be tools for you to use
- Melee & lethality
- "You go I go" probably needs to go. Wargames solved this one a long time ago I feel
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>>97733505
aight then, only got blades and basing left to do on the geomancer
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>>97733586
I actually like when you post all these steps because I learn a bit about painting
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>>97733586
I fucking love that shade of green or teal or whatever on the shoulders.
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>>97733459
I can't wait to start them when 11th edition comes around
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>>97733580
The ideal meta is minimal scenery, then each player alternatively places X amount of scenery alternatively on their respective deployment, the mid zone, and one in their opponents deployment.
Then each player move X amount of scenery (theirs and their opponents).
That prevents symmetrical tables and have the fun of actually building a unique table.
Also each scenery can be of any shape and size. Could be a hill, could be a building, could be a wall. That way you can make GW happy by using official GW terrains, or everyone happy by using random objects like normal people.
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Will GW FOC up 40k again?
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>>97733617
They're never going back mate. People buy a lot more expensive kits now than when FOC was a thing.
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>>97733472
who was the fag that kept posting his old tau broadside over and over again in different settings, now that was silly
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>>97733586
is that you tsons anon?
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>>97733618
Seems like a handy thing to have in an army game, thoughbeit.
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>>97733618
and you're attributing that to... no FOC?
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>>97733617
no, this diagram kind of explains why >>97733494

FOC had too many exceptions and quirks that it really didn't restrict all too much. Not to mention " no you can't " rules are always seen as bad
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>>97733581
anon we have a solid decade of "WAAC" being the boogeyman to the extent where people would sabatoge their lists on purpose.

We need balance
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>>97733649
WAAC are a problem 100% they are not some ethereal conjuration of someone who wants you to take heavy bolters in your dev/havoc squads.
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>>97733595
uh not sure how it helps exactly but hey thats nice
>>97733599
I think its supposed to be jade or something
>>97733628
yeah
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I feel like standard boards are not big enough for the current game, you should not be able to prevent deepstrike COMPLETELY
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>>97733656
What are you on about with devastators? I think the real issue 40k has is that most players aren't good at estimating how good their list is.
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>>97733659
Someones gonna post that one kroot vs whitescar game and say "nah you should get fucked metafag"

I think deepstrike as it is currently feels kind of slow sometimes, the 9" charge is brutal
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>>97733643
>mechanicus
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>>97733660
>What are you on about with devastators?
some waacfag subhuman was here the other day saying he got PTSD from casuals telling him to take heavy bolters in his dev squads or he was a bad person. The usual waacfag nonsense.
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>>97733576
>ooh, I like the grimdark style, and how it represents all the koans! out of curiosity, does the badmoon have stripes to look like a pimp/cougar, or is that meant to be an attempt at camouflage?
Thanks man! Yours look awesome. To answer your question: why not both?
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>>97733674
If you're assuming he's a waacfag, aren't you kind of proving his point?
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>>97733688
i don't think that's relevant to that anon's need to feel superior to someone else
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>>97733688
It was a made up story. When we want to point to the abuses of waacfags we have thousands of images of basilisks on the floor of ruins, gladiators on skyshield bastions, genestealers holding hands across buildings etc etc but the waacfag doesn't have that so they have to make up stories about how people forced them at gun point to take tac marines or whatever.
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>>97733710
> When we want to point to the abuses of waacfags

So you're mad they abuse the rules? why not just patch the rules to make what they do illegal
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>>97733244
GW recycling content? I'm shocked!
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>>97733658
>not sure how it helps
Seeing the steps, what is being prioritized
Painting is layers and composition, so seeing the process highlights that.

An example would be your Arhiman (no, I have not archived everything, just the couple of things I really liked), some of the last pics showed one of the last things you focused on was the spell/magic thing, so that was both an indication of "how to make it look like that" and "which parts should be prioritized and which are better left for last".
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>>97733649
OP here
WAAC isn't much of a boogeyman, they are a good portion of the people we play against.
People want to win, they look at what's good. Sure they are not proper WAAC but they're closer to it than us casufags

>>97733656
Use NTA if you're gonna barge in, fucktard
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>>97733244
>I'm confused
remember all those iconic battlefields and storylines and events?
well, gw knows the fans liked those but since primaris marines got made all those historical battlefields are locked out of their recreational toolbox because they were all firstborn events, their solution is just remaking them again with primaris
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>>97733659
armies are too big, both model count and model size. plus too much terrain due to lethality. boards feeling too small are a symptom not the disease.
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I ordered a norn emissary even though it's stupidly expensive and I hate the dumb scenery piece it's standing on
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today is going to be a good painting day
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>>97733244
Who cares? It will be forgotten just like the tyranid war of 10th
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>>97733244
it's a 'memby for people who weren't there
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>>97733750
Some YouTubers made this chart, and I think it is the best way to talk about it. I think the problems this board allegedly has (because the amerifats are waking up and they don't play) is that the social contract has been defualting twoards the bottom right of the chart, when it seems people here allegedly want the game to be by default top left.

I have played a ton of pick up games on TTS, and I think most players you will encounter will be in the bottom left quadrant, atempting to do the best with what they know is a bad list (that is also what the maker of the chart does as he runs a ton of centurions for the meme).
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Ok. I put this up last thread but at the very end. One guy asked if it was Tallassar blue. Yes it is. One other rvuy said to argax them up. I'm terrified to do that. The blue looks so vibrant I hate to muck it up. I'm proud of the brick base on the one guy. It was my first time using modeling clay. I have some world eaters I'd like critiqued as well.
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>>97733244
Gw is incapable of writing new stuff or characters that stick, so instead of trying harder they've just taken the other route and everything they do is now a rehash of older things
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Damn what happened in this thread like half was deleted
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>>97733796
Yea I like the vibrancy of the blue, would not Agrax at all. You’re a beast even tho you play Eldar..
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>>97733805
The UK janitors went rogue as usual
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>>97733780
if anyone needs a translation for this chart, here it is
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>>97733244
>>97733764
>>97733801
zoomer fucks will tell you 10th is the greatest everything about 40k and then in the same breath tell you none of the new characters/lore is memorable/good and all anyone wants to talk about is the old stuff lmao
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>>97733805
last night? decalfag melty before bed time
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>>97733805
looks like mods are finally getting sick of fecalfag too, we might be close to finally being free of his constant retardation and shitposting
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>>97733780
I don't want a cinematic game, cinema to me is a story already served you can just sit there and take in. Sure, some movies make you use your head and can be great, but often in those cases what people actually like/remember is the "twist"/the thing to figure out. (Inception and Fight Club comes to mind).

I want strategy, but not MTG combo bullshit. I don't want the battle to be decided before the game even started because the other guy took the units that synergizes with that strategem which triggers this ability which counters my thing which is then doubled by this relic which makes it so he has more points than me in the end.

I want to create the story with the other player. That's why it's a dice based game.
I want to be able to enjoy the moments created from our game, and not spend 5 hours playing a worse chess.
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>>97733821
That never happened but ok..
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>>97733823
Your obsession is eating away at your already feeble mind.
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>>97733816
>actually playing 40k
Choke on your stratagems and L shaped buildings
No I don't like "cinematic" either, I'd rather watch a movie or read a book
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>>97733828
>because the other guy took the units that synergizes with that strategem which triggers this ability etc
That's just an opponent problem, not a game problem. You don't need to play with people like that.
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>>97733828
>I don't want the battle to be decided before the game even started because the other guy took the units that synergizes with that strategem which triggers this ability which counters my thing which is then doubled by this relic which makes it so he has more points than me in the end.

as opposed to you didn't bring anything that can pen a landraider so it is functionally unkillable for the game
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>>97733835
"Actually playing 40k" also applies to older editions without mass L-shaped ruins and tournament layouts. I don't like the current standard board layouts either.
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>>97733836
True, but we're talking about game design, and if the game designers make that way of playing the default/best, it means that's most of what's gonna be out there.

"Don't use it" or "don't do that" isn't wrong and yet it's missing the picture that what's default/normal does affect everyone.

>>97733838
I'd rather deal with an unkillable land raider, it's gonna make the game a little less fun, as compared to not fun at all.
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>>97733780
Your opinion is not more valid just because you claim to play 'a ton of games' and then proceed to claim the other side doesn't play any games at all.
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>>97733842
I like standard terrain being an option, it removes the "are you sure you had enough terrain" from the post match cope sessions
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>>97733842
I don’t get this complaining about L shaped whatever, are you all tourneyfags exclusively? I just play with friends and use all sorts of terrain.
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>>97733739
I'm gonna be real with you anon I dont put much thought into it at this point but I'm happy it helps
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>>97733850
I think the person im actually replying to in that post plays, I don't think the 40 or so waking up amerifats who post here normally play
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>>97733829
dead links to posts say otherwise
paint your hellblasters
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>>97733842
Understandable
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>>97733544

The best part of 40k is the art/vibes so the best meta would be one that encourages playing like the imagery suggests.
> large numbers of troops smashing against each other
> short range, high endurance
> terrain is relatively unimportant
> encourages fighting your opponent rather than sitting on objectives for imagination points
> army construction rules that encourage fluffy armies while still allowing for specific skews
> troops everywhere

Honestly I just want a dumb grinder game to slap models together and roll dice because that's what I enjoyed when I was 12 and actually happy.
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>>97733849
Literally every game ever can be optimised into being boring. Have you ever watched a game of snooker? It's the most boring this in the entire world because they get into a situation where the optimal move is to play it safe and just wait for your opponent to fuck up somehow, and they're pros, so they rarely fuck up, so this goes on for an eternity.
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>>97733864
Don’t boss me around and treat me with the same respect you would any other primary player here.
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>>97733854
standardized terrain layouts just help to move things faster and help avoid arguments or disputes about placement.
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>>97733859
>he's becoming one with the brush
>No thought
>Only colors
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The decalman is due to start posting again
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No terrain? There's a land raider for that.
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>>97733878
Are we going to have a problem today or can you behave in a respectable manner for once in your life?
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>>97733870
All games can be optimized, not all games are easy to optimize, that's the caviat. I don't see how extremes are gonna make this discussion go better, unless you want to run it into the ground.
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>>97733878
i already have the pleasure of getting a (You) from "it". hide your dogs and silver, hunker down and get some hobbying done
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I should have picked historicals
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Bring back kytans as god-devoted chaos knights
y/n?
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>>97733895
Yes if the kit is good.
WE, TS and EC could use more war machines
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Valrak says that there's supposed to be a brand new named female Commissar character with a command squad like Titus and Huron
I'm calling it right now: they are pulling another Ursula Creed, but this time with Yarrick
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>>97733884
Even if nobody riles you up on purpose you will inevitably start spouting opinions so awful the shitposting will start anyway
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>>97733899
i think the top of lord of skulls could stay but slightly redesigned to sit better with the legs, iconography and heads with helmet for each god and maybe a daemon head kinda like demon prince kit. Axe/sword/spear/staff for right hand weapon and left could be a chainfist/sword or minigun
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>>97733916
>Female
>Character
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>>97733916
>I'm calling it right now: they are pulling another Ursula Creed, but this time with Yarrick
What the fuck are you on about? A new Yarrick model has already been announced and shown off
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>>97733917
I’ll just ignore you and your negativity, have a good hobbyist day fren.
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>>97733916
I thought he said it would be a commissar on a command throne like this old inquisitor which was also pictured with the original rumour?
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These are the world eaters I mentioned. These were my first non necron models. Any critique would be appreciated.
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>>97733927
don't piss yourself this early in the morning
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>>97733930
And? They can still make up his OC daughter character who is just so much better in everything
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>>97733916
"Commissar Graves" I've heard

>Commissar model sucks
>new commissar model! (Event exclusive)
>Okay, new commissar for real
>it's a female named characters
I swear to god, that kit better have (an) alternative head(s) or be easily convertible.

Also I'm extremely tired of the "female in position of power" pandering trope. We literally got an alt cadian castellan but le woman, after le pirate captain but le woman, after le ultramar auxilia commander but le woman.

I'm starting to think it's a genuine psyop to try and make me blame women when I know very well it's a corpo decision
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>>97733958
He looks really nice anon, love the brighter color scheme which you don’t normally find with Chaos. Good job fren.
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>>97733823
that’s why you got to be proactive about reporting, they won’t mind a thread going to shit, but having to answer the same reports over and over again will eventually lead to them cracking down harder and harder.
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>>97733958
Looks good, are you happy with the amount of blood?
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>>97733955
Naw, they feel they have to do this to 'balance the scales' because the majorist and top characters (SM & CSM) are all males so armies like guard have to suffer with 'le strong token womyn' characters
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Why are the blood angels even doing shit in Imperium Sanctus shouldn't they be busy enough in Imperium Nihilus
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>>97733958
HH World Eaters > 40k World Eaters
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>>97733955
Its corposlop decisions so Blackrock doesn’t skewer the stock.
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>>97733966
You are a disgusting person anon.
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>>97733971
>
I feel like it almost didnt work. I tried the thing where you flick the brush and it just didn't do a whole lot. I feel less is more with the white one. The other guys all got it hand done...mostly. I tried a bit more.
>>97733964
Thank you. I love the world eaters even if they are retarded.
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>>97733990
the wagies working for GW are all true believers in the cause, stop pretending like its solely a suit decision
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>>97733974
>balance the scales
It scooby do be do be like that sometimes
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>>97733999
The hiring of the mentally depraved is also part of it tho, they are under constant pressure to conform to insanity.
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CW art is pretty cool.
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>>97733990
>>97733999
>>97734008
It's both; corpos love to hire cultists, or as we know them "yes men". They hate opposition to the core and will slowly replace the existing workforce by pushing away those who don't follow and hiring people who follow.

The cult leaders and the cultists are to blame both
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>>97733984
the great rift doesn't matter when GW needs the main character chapters to show up for important events
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>>97733780
>>97733816
This is a bad division.
There can be visually appealing or highly mood influenced of effecting games that are also strategically based. The games that manage that are actually much better.
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>>97733851
I don't have a problem with premade map layouts, but the layouts should actually try to resemble something that makes sense for a wargame scenario and not just be a bunch of arbitrary shapes.
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Red Corsairs or Death Guard?
or Sons of Vengeance?
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Imperial Fist primaris intercessors
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Grey hunters or blood claws? I'm assuming the latter is easier to pose as corpses.
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>>97734064
If only we could pose you in a similar manner you filth.
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>>97734064
Never mind, I gaslit myself into thinking the hunters all held bolters in both hands.
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>>97733938
>this old inquisitor
At least have the decency to use his name
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>>97733955
>Also I'm extremely tired of the "female in position of power" pandering trope.
This, and also
>make male model, call it female
>make female model, call it non-binary
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>>97734088
>Fyodor Karamazov
Sorry, Russia is le bad. He’s being renamed to Fyyiodyr GhostofKyivamazov
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>>97734059
>sons of vengeance
Neat. M34 was a while ago in the futurepast but I've always liked warbands with blood and khorne slowly taking over their colour scheme as a representation of the corruption.
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>>97734101
I like how vague their lore is. They could be an Undivided warband or one slowly falling to Khorne, it’s cool. I painted one a long time ago and he’s just been languishing alone on my desk.
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>>97734096
>zov
- 15 DEI points
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>>97734072
>sees someone getting into space wolves
>gets personally insulted and freaks out
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>>97734120
I’m sorry, GhostofKyivamenko
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>>97734126
Don’t be a smart ass
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>>97734140
You're just afraid I'll become the new representative of space wolves in /40kg/.
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>>97734064
Both would work, but blood claws would be better. You could prowl ebay for the carved up marine from the Night Lords box and put one of their gay ass beard and cornrow heads on him too.
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>>97734157
Nobody is the representative of any faction here you fat doofus, its an anonymous board.
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>>97734165
Then why do you constantly obsess over "repping" factions and take every jab at space wolves as a personal insult?
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>>97733272
CSM+cult legions perserves that kitbash experience pretty well, the kits are all pretty good and full of fun bits, and they all bash together with each other well.
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can i be the representative of human/elf relations?
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>>97734172
Because its normal to rep for the factions you play? Are you being willfully dense?
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>>97734186
my ancestor...
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>>97734186
Awooo mah brutha
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>>97734190
>Because its normal to rep for the factions you play?
maybe its normal for autistic people but otherwise, nope
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>>97734190
Nobody except the severely socially stunted or children think like this.
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>>97734190
>play
by your own standards, you're missing a prereq, decalfag
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>>97734201
Yes I know because you are a nomodels and have no investment in the setting so you can’t engage in our arguments and discussions without feeling like a total freak imposter.
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>>97734190
called it >>97733917
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>>97734206
Read>>97734213
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I have decided to collect Night Lords.
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>>97734213
I know replying to you at this point is pointless, because if you were anything like high-functioning you would have already figured this shit out, but you have to know you're autistic or something right? That your social instincts are weird and abnormal? Why do you trust your bizzare instincts so much when you should, at this point, know better?
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>>97734213
>>97734222
is this how you feel because you're forever nogames and everyone thinks your models are stinky? and that everyone else must feel the same way as you?
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>>97734251
Just so you know you’re the problem here, you could easily ignore my posts but you love to poke and prod with your little digs into my character and psyche because you have unfiltered hate in your life and you come here to take it out on unsuspecting peers with no regard for their personal feelings or emotions.
>>97734252
>stinky models
Grow up you clown
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Stop replying to him.
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>>97733249
They're on the bigger end, but feel perfectly well in scale with 40k imo. Even delaque just feels like a tall weirdo rather than out of scale.
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>>97734281
it's true. everyone's saying it, the stinkiest models. like you wouldn't believe
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>>97734284
What are you the hall monitor here? Shut your trap dweeb.
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Actually fuck Night Lords, Brazen Beasts seem rad. Would they be best run as CSM to maximize daemon engines or World Eaters for berzerker spam?
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>>97734090
>>make male model, call it female
I'm still laughing at the warp spider phoenix lord being female despite clearly wearing male armor

I don't even know what the fuck that character did. They have one of the crone sword and I guess that's it?
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>>97734284
I think I will, he's clearly one of those super-tarded tards who simply can't change, so talking to him is just shitting up the thread. Will stop engaging and council people to do the same going forward.
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>>97734289
Cheers, I might grab some cawdors if I start a tiny SoB/Ecclesiarchy army
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>>97733816
these are both shit

people claim they want bottom right, but all the examples of the stuff they want are actually top right
at the same time they are never the kind of people who have the skill or time to have anything other than top left, but also the only metrics they can judge games by is bottom left's
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>>97734305
Oh no you’ll stop engaging with me!? That’s what I have I been telling you to do since the beginning you stupid oaf.
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>>97734305
nta, what was the timelapse on "talk it out" to "unironically hopeless"?
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>>97734307
Yea looks like they'd work fine as sanctifiers.

Really wish we'd get a proper frateris militia horde, I'd love to collect sisters if it could be a small eliet group of sisters with a huge hoard of stinky faithful, arco flaggelants, and priests, would be a very fun to kitbash army.
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>>97733958
Those are some well done, smooth, whites and blues. Noice.
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>>97734314
Anyone who doesn’t have a pea brain would mostly choose the top right and if time constrained the top left. The bottom 2 are for chimps.
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>>97734337
This is spam just so you know
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>>97734319
about 2-3 weeks, I came back to the thread kind of recently and have seen him freaking out literally every time I open it, so I've asked him what the fuck he was doing in a polite way a few times and he just replies with seething rage everytime. I legit don't think he can be helped in any way by someone not capable of giving him meds, and replying to him is probably being complicit in his self destruction in some weird way, as well as the continued destruction of the thread.
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>>97734332
and yet there are lots of chimps flocking to warhammer simply because it's popular instead of going to a jungle more suited to them
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>>97734314
My favorite gw game is inquisitior and it does top right perfectly. I love the action system, and have theory crafted homebrewing a system that is about 300-400 points of 40k scale with a similar system.
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>>97734343
you're a more tolerant human than you might think
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>>97734296
>clearly wearing male armor
It's more feminine than what femstodes are wearing thoughbeit
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>>97734343
Holy shit nobody is destroying anything just shut the hell up and talk Warhammer 40k exclusively not this namefag trash you mangy dog.
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If I just want to kitbash a bucketload of weird little inq28 guys, whats would be best, imperial guard with heavy agents or sisters with heavy agents?
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>>97734365
you on the other hand will die no games.
the more people you meet to finally play will be one more person that ends up hating you. may i suggest moving to canada? they'll euthanize you for all of us
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>>97734386
Please don't encourage him anymore anon, he knows he's retarded. You telling him he's retarded is the only kind of validation and attention he gets.
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>>97734281
>take a big fat shit in the middle of the room every single time you come into it
>you could easily just ignore it, you're the problem!
uh huh
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>>97734362
That's a pretty low bar if we're being honest here, femstodes don't even have boobs
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>>97734323
Amen, let sisters be nuns again
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>>97734394
i'm sorry if you're canadian, i'm trying to come up with an ethical solution that makes everyone happy
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>>97734386
Literal scum eater commentary, seriously post models or anything to prove you’re not just a shit stirring secondary demon.

>>97734405
What shit? I literally did nothing but state an opinion which plenty of people hold and I was verbally accosted and told to euthanize myself you ass.
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>>97733818
>>97733818
>zoomer fucks will tell you 10th is the greatest everything about 40k
Because it is
>then in the same breath tell you none of the new characters/lore is memorable/good
Half of the named characters this edition were literally just marines. I don’t fucking know a single member marine in space wolves for example and they got a total of 6-7
>all anyone wants to talk about is the old stuff lmao
The lore has been shit after 5th edition. It wasn’t until 8th that it picked up. You’re delusional if you think shit was good back then.
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>talking about demons
>accusing others of being "secondaries"
erm, they're daemons
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>Eldar aren't coo-
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What are you guys working on? I'm gonna be doing highlights on the termis. Not a fan of how banners have built in graphics now. Makes it hard to freehand.
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THE MAINTENANCE IS OVER

PRAISE THE OMNISIAH
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>>97734521
Kek, why is his helmet so stoopid lookin?
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>>97734528
I should be painting these but I'm doing MTG stuff instead
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>>97734528
Working on some blasties myself
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>>97734528
Gonna be finishing up my collage entry when I get home >>97733586
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>>97734545
that's your reflection in the mirror, fecalfag
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>>97734528
Just finished putting together these War Dogs as allies for my mono Nurgle Daemons. Shoulders etc are bluetacked, gonna paint in subassemblies. Only magnetized the left arm of the vulture one bc I was lazy and didn't want to do too much extra
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>>97734562
Gnarly.
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>>97734528
Now that I’m done the smashtain, back to highlighting crisis suits.
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>>97734559
Why don’t we try and have a fresh start after the maintenance, can we agree to just ignore each other and get along for the health of the board brother?

*extends olive branch
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>>97734545
>>97734547
>>97734570
Nobody actually believes you're the decalpedo, impostor
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>>97734585
Huh? Why? Am I getting better at blending in?
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>>97734585
glad, I’m not the only one who noticed. I have to say its pretty grim being decalfag, but choosing to pretend to be him is somehow even more grim.
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>>97734593
You’re an idiot
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>>97734562
Not a big fan of Chaos Knights in general but you’ve outdone yourself here anon. Cannot wait to see what paint scheme you deploy.
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>>97734545
It's based off of Sandman, the Dream, Morpheus, King of Dreams, Lord Shaper, Dreamweaver... DC comics (Vertigo to be exact) by Neil Gaiman from like 1989.
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>>97734601
Reminds me of Black Manta from Aquaman
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>>97734570
>Why don’t we try and have a fresh start after the maintenance
I give you 3 chances
don't fuck it up
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>>97734612
If you’re being genuine then I do appreciate it.
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media literacy
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>>97734623
AAAAAA IM GOING INSANE
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>>97734623
I’m out of the loop, what’s this all about?
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>>97734630
a popular buzzword that in practice is used to mean your interpretation of a piece of fiction is wrong and mine is right
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>>97734528
need to get three colors and base artemis for an event this weekend
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Why is settling on an army so hard
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>>97734652
Because you know the love you’re about to pour into something and are nervous about making a decision. I’ll help you anon, go Marines.
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>>97734528
Big corn grows, got his torso to put the chest gun in drying now. Also painting a helbrute and kharn
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>>97734663
I’m torn between Chaos and Orks
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>>97734682
Chaos then, Emps Children
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>>97734528
Same old stuff. I'm slow.
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>>97734692
Slow and steady wins with grace anon, they look scrumptious. Nice work on the swords.
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>>97734682
what part of chaos?
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>>97734691
I guess I should have been specific about what Chaos. Death Guard, Red Corsairs or a non-World Eaters Khorne warband. The Emperor’s Children stuff doesn’t grab me at all.
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>>97734682
What's your favourite colour? If it's green, pick orks. If it's anything else, pick chaos.
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>>97734705
See >>97734710
>>97734711
Red. Hence Khorne or RC, but also red Orks could be cool.
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>>97734704
Thanks anon. I just need to scrounge up some motivation before month's end. Good luck on your stuff as well.
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>>97734711
unless you shower less frequently than once a week, in which case pick nurgle
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>>97734718
Red beast snaggaz can be nice
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>>97734718
Just go with World Eaters or RC in that case, idk why you'd want to do a non-WE warband. You get all the great Khorne benefits by going with World Eaters instead of generic CSM.
But if you're deciding between Khorne and RC, do you prefer a pirate vibe or an insane berserker vibe? That should decide for you.
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>>97734682
I’m a bit biased because I collect orks, but you should go orks just because they’re getting a bunch of boxes soon, and they’re way less likely to get fucked over by GW.
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>>97734718
It sounds like you can get everything you want by running with the generic chaos space marines codex

normal chaos marines painted red
red corsairs
a few cult units can be added to the list if you fancy plague marines or berserkers
and you could even convert a squad of chaos orks and play it as beastmen or something

if heterogeneity isn't your style, orks are going to be in the starter this summer, you will find good deals and probably fell the hype for them, maybe just wait for them
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>>97733072
>Last year Armageddon Season of Blood campaign book was just a repeat of 1st war for Armageddon but without the months of shame
>Upcoming 11th campaign is a repeat of 2nd war for Armageddon
What is GW going to redo next? The Badab war?
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>>97734737
>>97734740
>>97734742
>>97734747
Thanks for your input, dudes. I think I’m going to go with some Evil Sunz Orks. Brawling up close is fun and I like looted vehicles.
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>>97734749
it's actually going to redo the war for rynn's world and then the siege of terra

the siege of terra will fail because the emperor will stand up, but abaddon will pretend that was his plan all along as he retreats mumbling something about the real work that can now begin, and also vashtorr will crack open mars and devour the void dragon ascending to full godhood

you'll get rough grand alliances in the two sides with eldar, tau, votann and necrons helping the imperials, and tyranids, genecults, orks and also necrons instead fighting for the incidental convenience of chaos, but these alliances aren't meant to stick past the siege
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>>97734785
But rynn's world already got a second war lol
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>>97734795
not with primaris, so they're getting another
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>>97734692
Looking great anon.
I love how spammy BT can be. Pic rel is just one squad.
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>>97734785
Ah sweet a schizo post
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>>97732367
>Timestamp and painted Hellblasters
Oh fuck we got OWNED anons
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>>97734808
Yeah. I absolutely love how infantry focused bt are.
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>>97734828
Trying too hard
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>>97734828
There's no fucking way...
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Rule change wishlist since some anon is bitching:

Alternating Activation
FOC
Pointed Wargear

End of list.
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>>97734828
>>97734842
There isn't a single bit of new paint on those, same level of half painted as they were SEVEN months ago
But hey, (you) tried samenigger
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>>97734828
He writes like a child.
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>>97734855
I didn’t post that you stupid ape
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>>97734828
this makes me really sad for him. I actually thought the decalfag decided to leave and move on, and the decalfag posts were just people pretending to be him. but no, he’s actually been here this whole time still acting like a retard.
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97734862
I didn't mention you, impostor
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>>97734855
Post models, ape.
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@97734867
Your life is over stalker child. Enjoy prison.
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>>97734828
Genuine AIslop. Who tf is falling for this?
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>>97734891
Yeah, that’s clearly not a pen or pencil, so he must be too dumb to even prompt chat gpt properly.
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>>97734828
>>97733396
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>Buy kits
>See that the box is slightly crumped
>oh no
>open
>5/6 sprues intact (minor scratching)
>tiny antenna is bent, base is white
Fugg
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>>97734828
They're not even done. Those are just basecoats lmao
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Collageless and fridgeless aah shit
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This is actually coordinated targeted harassment at this point
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>>97734828
>painted
Those only have primer on, retard.
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Is it true that decalfag consistently maintains a high fiber diet?
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>>97734891
How is it AI in any way? I used Mephiston red to write it you pathetic shill.
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>>97734923
It's 4chin duh. Just leave mr redditor
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>>97734937
Where did your life go so wrong that you spend your days impersonating a lolcow on 4chan
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>>97734954
I can’t fucking stand you dude holy shit
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Why doesn't he just paint them?
I don't get it.
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>>97734961
I am the is weekend I said already you stupid fuck!
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>>97734956
Sorry you're so easily identifiable as a pretender :(
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>>97734891
Grooky don't tink so
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>>97734965
Why would you remove a faction from the game? What happens to the Emp's Children and Slaanesh daemons?
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Is the Ynnari stuff beyond salvaging at this point?
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>>97734974
(by remove a faction I mean by killing Slaanesh)
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>>97734975
Ah, the colors were fixed just by switching the image to jpg from pgn. Weird.
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>>97734965
No, you just have to wait 20 years
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>>97734973
>clearly Thousand Sons
This true, chat?
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>>97734973
Stop outsourcing your brain, retard
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>>97734975
>beyond salvaging
It's fucked but only because GW is in charge.
Give them a couple of kits, 2 or 3, and have them just be the soup eldars and give you access to the avatar of ynnari.

Let them be a novelty eldar subfaction, make them fun, accept that they're niche but make that a good niche. Then give it a few years and maybe reevalute the situation. It is an interesting idea, but GW has butter fingers of doom
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>>97734961
too busy shitposting on 4chan.
could also possibly be that he has all his shit commissioned and the dude got sick of him and refused to keep painting shit
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>>97734973
>AI thinks your blood angels are thousand sons
>Take it's word as gospel
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>>97734974
>>97734978
The whole Ynnead is gonna kill slaanesh plotline line could be perhaps handled more like how Age of Smegmar handled the elves reclaiming elf souls from Slaanesh, by essentially Awakened Ynnead stripping slaanesh of the claim he has on Eldar souls, and gutting her open, rather than outright killing her. Essentially the effect would be weakened slaanesh that no longer holds defacto dominion over Eldar souls, and empowered Eldar as a whole but still not wholly rid of the curse of She who thirsts.
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Now that I have a Lhykhis model I'm having second thoughts about sullying her model by putting a space wolves corpse on the same base.
Also didn't pick up any gay hunters today. Bought a chronomancer instead, which is a model I'll actually play instead of just using for decoration. Should I strategically sand the model down some to make it look more feminine?
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>>97735004
So what happens to the Dark Eldar who engage in torture to refill their soul meters since slaanesh is draining them all the time? Kinda no need for all those dark eldar activities after slaanesh has no claim on their souls any more
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>>97734998
>saved
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>>97734997
>the dude got sick of him and refused to keep painting shit
I choose to believe this
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>>97735010
I want to Lhykhis asshole
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>>97734997
>also possibly be that he has all his shit commissioned
He's literally disproven this numerous times.
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>>97735016
>>97734998
>>97734997
Some of you here are legitimately hopeless, where are your models? Why are you even here? Talk Warhammer ffs.
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>>97735025
My models are posted in this very thread you niggerfaggot. I'm not telling you(or your skinwalker) which ones they are though, obviously.
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>>97735025
Remember when you tried talking about how to play necrons last night and everybody realized you have no experience with the game lmao
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This thread used to be about Warhammer 40k
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>>97735025
I paint my models for me, not you mutant
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>>97735040
It is a law of 4chan that every general thread must be ruined by a lolcow and their orbiters
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GW?! EXODITES WHEN?! GIVE ME 40K WOOD ELVES YOU FUCKING JEWS!!!
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>>97735047
Soon, they're part of the starter AND the next killteam box
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didn't realize flashgitz had pirate hats. have been buying too much stuff lately so will have to wait on that.
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>>97735040
it's really funny that I thought this thread couldn't go any lower after the previous schizo yet here we are
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>>97735025
>where are your models?
They're with their mother this week.
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>>97735014
That is a good question, there propably isn't a satisfying answer to that. The thirst is what ultimately has led to the way the Dark Eldar operate so without it there wouldn't be such an existential reason for them to prey on the galaxy.
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>>97735010
Give the Lhykis model bigger breasts.
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>>97734975
>At this point
Lel
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>>97735070
I do have some greenstuff.
My main plan was to try and give her an unhelmeted head and delicious brown skin but unfortunately her giant helmet-plume is connected to her teleportation mantle and looks like a pain to cleanly remove.
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>>97735095
>I do have some greenstuff.
Nice, bummer about the helmet plume though
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>>97735115
The problem with Lhykhis boobs is that the harness adds in a lot of bulk already, so I might instead sand down parts of her torso to make her upper chest more prominent and curvaceous.
Regarding the plume I'm gonna pick through my spare corsair heads and see if one of them can reasonably connect to the plume.
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>>97735057
It would improve immediately after your disappearance.
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>>97735047
They're not 40k wood elves
War-in-heaven-era eldar were 40k wood elves
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>>97735135
Sounds good, but what you think fits the best.
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>>97735070
no

likhys is for a flat chest and big hips, booty is the aspect of the spider

it's the howling banshees who are a front heavy aspect, so need bigger tits
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Would a White Scars successor chapter be how to do Winged Hussars? They've got all the bikes.
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>>97735163
not all the bikes
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>>97735148
>likhys is for a flat chest and big hips, booty is the aspect of the spider
No. She got massive tits too.
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>>97735167
I can't take bike apothecaries seriously
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>>97735167
>Bike Docs
I forgot this was a thing lmfao
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>>97735125
I don't like the nu van saar, they are too high tech
1) it doesn't look as cool as 40k tech
2) it doesn't make sense with the rest of the setting since most STC stuff doesn't look like that, even LoVs look less hi-tech sci-fi
3) It looks like an other game, like that "infinity" one
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>>97735148
Is this the ultimate trvke?
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>>97735172
I love bike apothecaries
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Are apothecaries sluts like how irl nurses are?
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It's nice to see bike ambulances are still around in the future.
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>>97735199
Other than the helmet, I think they work as long as you don't go for the clean sci fi colors.
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>>97735203
>getting off the bike
then he's not a bike apothecary
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>>97735199
This. The old ones looked Imperial high tech. Bodygloves with those ridged pads is very similar to what Arbites and such have.
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>>97735199
the van saar's isn't a normal STC

and also in most cases of standard template constructs we only see what's the most durable, practical and easy to produce, not necessarily the most advanced, even in the case of most votann soldiers we're looking at glorified miners, not their top tier shit like the exosuits who do end up looking close to van saar stuff
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>>97735199
>>97735222
Sorry but this is a thread for Warhammer 40,000–not Negromunda. I don’t want to have to issue another warning guys, so cool it.
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>>97735217
They got tools designed to penetrate men and extract their seed, so you tell me.
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>>97735241
saar, look bottom of pageu
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>>97735222
Idk, if you remove the obvious 40k weapons they don't look like 40k to me. I love their exo rig thingy (which looks more 40k than the rest of the range), if I was playing another game I could see myself get some van saar. But not for 40k. And it's not a vansaar problem, I'm only iffy about the models.
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>>97735241
ywnbaj, faggot
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>>97735241
Imagine larping as a janny
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>>97735240
The old van saar models had a lot in common with the arbites models, it's not a problem of the lore, it's the art direction they went for with the new van saar which just doesn't work for me.

I could see old van saars next to the votann dwarves, I see the similarities and the 80s-90s sci-fi similarities.
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>>97735251
Carry on then
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>>97735258
>>97735260
You’re both on notice.
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We all know the proper 40k aesthetic is a specific subset of Imperial with gothic skulls and cathedrals
>muh chaos
Not 40k
>muh Tau
Not 40k
>muh eldar
>necrons
>nids
Not 40k
>muh guard
>muh marines who don't have skulls
Not 40k
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>>97735267
I’m a fan of that pattern of heavy stubber. Shame most others are modeled as Not! Brownings.
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>>97735283
for once anon was talking about something not fitting the imperial look, not something not fitting the fictitious "40k look"
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>>97735279
Delicious fresh bread
>>97735279
Delicious fresh bread
>>97735279
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>>97735240
>the van saar's isn't a normal STC
Corrupt STC is still an STC. The schematics it still produces, even if they don't work 100% as intended, should be based on technology and resources available.
>in most cases of standard template constructs we only see what's the most durable, practical and easy to produce
In most cases of STC, we see what's been recovered. There's no STC for a Land Speeder, only for the grav-plates. Everything else was built around the speeder by someone else. Land Raider is based on a partial schematic for a battle tank and when you compare the variety of them, you can see how many different ways the same schematic can be made. But they're all based on the available materials and technologies of the Imperium.
>not necessarily the most advanced
Considering STC was meant for colonies to give them basic necessities (ranging from "Grok, how do I make fire?" to "Grok, how do I fuse atoms to boil water?"), I don't think the most advanced technology of the DAoT humans was even made with an STC. Like how top tier scientific research today doesn't have a wiki article detailing how it's done.
>their top tier shit like the exosuits
Exo suits are just 40k power lifters and hazard suits. Terminator armour is based on weaponizing such suits used by ship crews. It's suppose to be pretty common technology.
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>>97735289
It's cool to see mag fed LMGs. The lasgun on the guy on the right is also really cool
I'm partial to big tube heatshields
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>>97732806
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They should remove a marine subfaction like BA from the game and add Exodites



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