Urgh
>>97744981When you're killed?
>>97744989precisely
>>97744981>>97744992hate those "cinematic" critfails
>>97744981Why would I die?I'm playing a roleplaying game.
>>97745186You made the foolish mistake of trying the GM's homemade cosmic brownie smoothie.
>>97744981Good thing I have backup characters
>>97745379What difference would "backup characters" make if YOU die?
>>97745390>He doesn't know about the IRL characters
>>97744981Augh
>>97744981blargh I'm ded
They say you poop your pants when you die
>>97744981I simply get up
>>97744981oh nyo
>>97745772I GET KNOCKED DOWNBUT I GET UP AGAIN
Deh
/tg/... come closer...
>>97744981funny, I didn't see any rocks fall
>>97744981Unlikely, I have never died before, why should I die now? No, I think you've made a mistake
Your char die :O
>>97744981Umm no I didn't consent to that being part of my character's story.
>>97744981"Dang."t. me, last words
>>97753021:O
>>97749059Everyone dies at least once. So if you haven't died yet, every second you're statistically more likely to die then in the second before.
>>97754131>Everyone dies at least onceBold claim to make considering there are like 8 billion people that haven't died even once yet
>>97754179Statistical outliers.
>>97754131So what you're saying is that if I die and recover I am statistically unlikely to ever die again?
>>97744981Bet you really feel foolish now for writing that 20 page backstory for your dead snowflake
>>97745186When you die in the game you die in real life, Black Leaf.
>>97754179Over 90% of people are dead.
>>97754573If most people are dead, where did all the people come from, hmm? Checkmate
>>97754829Statistically, they aren't real. The vast majority of people are imaginary.
>>97755161You aren’t real.
>>97755595If I'm not real, then how could I do your mom last night?
>>97755734I was born in a vacuum
>>97758294This is why they tell you not to use the vacuum cleaner for sexual pleasure, your dad didn't listen.
Where were you when i was kill? i was being kill, phone ring, "YOU ARE KILL." i was killrip ;_; i am kill
>>97758407;___;
Instructions unclear Metamorphosised into a big bug
>>97745193kek
>>97744981um, exsqueeze me sir, but i have the reanimation quality with a decapitation tag, and this is clearly a chest wound
>>97759922You return to life, and, finding that no one has bothered to remove the sword from your sternum, promptly die again. Better luck nest session.
>>97744981I perform one last action before dying.
>>97745580Then I'll die the way I lived
>>97745580It’s true too
>>97754829What are you, dumb? Obviously they come from the stork.
>>97762068I prefer to die the way I was born. Naked and screaming.
Who says I died? I didn’t hear no bell.
>>97766395Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, the bell tolls for thee.
>>97766395i didn't kill you with a bell dummy
>>97766395Based. Death is just noise.
>>97744981
>>97762765In my experience it's only like 50% of the time for non-disrupted bodies.
>>97770213How big a sample size are we talking regarding your experience with dead bodies?
>>977702366Two were disrupted so four non-disrupted.All train related suicides.
>>97770188>what it’s like to die in dark souls
>>97770248what does "disrupted" mean in this context
>>97758407It’s ok uwu *chu*
>>97745193Did we ever get the recipe?
>>97753021:0
>>97776209I think if you imagine what happens when a train hits a person you'll figure out how exactly it "disrupts" the natural bodily functions. The man cleans corpses for a living, don't make him spell it out for you.
>>97779501What's more puzzling is how does once commit trail-related sucide while keeping the body undisrupted. Hanging yourself in a coupe? Overdosing at the toilet?
>>97780232They jump off the top of the train while it's not moving and break their neck.
>>97780248That sounds needlessly complicated, why not a bidge? Or balcony/roof of some publicly accessible building?
>>97780344They felt like killing themselves while on a stopped train and decided they didn't feel like walking somewhere or waiting for the train to unload all the cargo and get to moving again.
>>97780370Are you sure the intent was to kill themselves? Maybe they just wanted to get a view from the top but tripped and fell.
>>97780232Imagine a melon exploding
>>97780232Thanks to easily accessible snuff I know the answer to this! Sometimes people just bounce off like in a video game. The body is very springy. Not every death is laying on the tracks, a huge amount is just being shoulder checked by the train which obliterates all your internal organs but leaves the outside mostly unharmed.
>>97783052didn't liveleaks shut down years ago?
>>97753021:o
>>97776209I once had a body that was spread over a mile and a half.>>97779501Was a transit cop, luckily I'm now a government employee in another country.>>97780232So most suicides (and train involved deaths in general) occur at depots and stations. At the speeds that trains are traveling in these areas they're not going fast enough to disrupt the bodies. As >>97783052 says the organs all get fucked up but the body stays relatively intact.>>97780344So I'm not an expert on suicidal ideation but the survivors I've talked to and the people we managed to arrest (136ed) or were stopped by bystanders before they committed the act usually reference that they had a sudden urge to end it or the belief that it would be quick and easy. It is not quick and easy, there's a good chance you'll be alive and in pain (especially for light rail or metro trains) until they lift the train off you (at which point a significant number of people die of neurogenic or cardiogenic shock). Please do not commit suicide, in particular do not do it near the railway, it is really really not a nice way to go and sometimes a transit officer will have to fight a fox for your head.Also related to bridges I had a colleague who was chasing a guy (drug dealer I think) dude jumped off a bridge 20ft onto the rails, took 2d6 bludgeoning to his legs and spine. He only survived because he missed the third (electric) rail and was less than a mile from a major trauma centre.
>>97787503>Transit copI feel you.
>>97783104Yeah but now there's Kaotic instead, or you can always just trawl rekt threads on /gif/.
>>97787539Escape BrotherBe tormented by 12hr shifts, the mentally retarded travelling public, and vagrants no more...
>>97787503>could buy a bottle of nitrogen and go out in a peaceful snooze, literally as easy as falling asleep>instead choose the most dramatic and violently disturbing way possibleBased, ngl. A burden spread around is a burden less likely to be replicated.
>>97744981>Your board dieFTFY
>>97792485Uggghhh!
>>97793238Nooo
>>97744981Ugh
>>97745909Based.
