Meanwhile, on Extranet /tg/...
3.5e D&D is still the best edition
>>97752676Haughty Dismissal: 4th Edition remains superior. As always.
>>97752665Can someone explain to me why on earth Magic the Gathering stopped printing cards in Batarian?
>>97752694>why on earth>earthLARPER DETECTED
>>97752694pudgy pink digits typed this posta better question would be why they ever started it's not like batarians ever do anything besides lose and then scream about it
>>97752665ARILOU WERE HEREPROTHEANS ARE FAGGOTS>>97752745He's right though, that's where they print the cards
>>97752665My earth-clan DM keeps setting up encounters for our group that are made up exclusively Hanar enemies and they ALYWAS go after my level 10 Asari huntress with grappling attacks. What the fuck is his problem, /tg/?
>>97752938Is he a yellow earth-clan with the narrow eye slits?
>>97752761>>97752745I am human, I was just scalping those things to them. They can't get enough of that new Duskmourn set. Dunno why.
>>97753120I'm told that the new fractured foils feel REALLY satisfying to touch to them and to Turians. Modern Horizons 160th Anniversary sold out the day it was released in Palaven.
>>97753026How did you know?
>>97753212don't trust that onei guarantee he watches earth-clan pornography
>go outside>see vorcha>day ruined
>>97752665I dunno, ask >>>/v/
>>97754637and those drug addicted blue niggers that follow them around
DEEP SORROW: Mfw no qt Quarian gf.
>>97761414NAKED DISDAIN: Masturbate before posting.
This is a CODE RED alert. I'm right now at the Digital Dice Dungeon (D3) down in Shin Akiba. We're doing our weekly Warhammer tournament, and this krogan battlemaster showed up. He is kicking EVERYONE'S ASSES and several people are leaving rather than face him. If you're available, come down here RIGHT NOW, and bring your game-face. If you're not familiar, it's Shin Akiba, Block 627, past the hanar-asari porn game advertisement. If you know, you know. And if someone comes to this thread and says "sorry, I was too busy playing Kepesh-Yakshi", YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, AZURENIGGER.
>>97752676This one considers you to be of limited intelligence. This one suggests you reconsider sharing your opinions in a public forum
>>97752665I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite thread on the Extranet.
CONFUSION: How is any of this related to Traditional Games?
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>>97752665So we were playing 1st edition D&D and the characters had just entered a graveyard in the middle of the night.Guess what the DM says?"You encounter a Spectre!"Before our cleric even had a chance to turn undead, the Spectre shot the whole party with an Armax!Oh for the good old days when the only thing you had to worry about was being surprised by a Gazebo...
>>97774642Was this autistic thread made by the geth? They do shitpost on imageboards
>>97774701geth do not shitpost
>>97752665is there a decent gm species in this entire galaxy?!>elcor: keeps spoiling plot twists with his speech structure>hanar: almost gave me a stroke from doing their own ambient lighting>vorcha: blew all the game supply bufget on adderall and something called "real crack">geth: takes forever to reach consensus and usually just spams the horde mobs>drell: won't stop lorefagging about end level threats>asari: won't right a campaign shorter than 2 years, and keeps leering at the new playerssalarian: keeps adding subsystems and crunch and demanding we resolve the plot faster>turian: makes us get security clearance from their CO and made a military asset requisition of my stuff while playing>krogan: contests every complaint about cheesed rolls with a heatbut. i've lost so many memories and character sheets>drell: every enemy encounter an chase scene begins with a prayer session>volus: demands money per session, per character sheet and to enter back in if i need to take a phone call>quarian: keeps interrupting play to write a dissertation on player outcomes and behavior to justify time away from the fleet>keeper: says nothing, describes nothing, just rolls and silently marks everyone's sheets for them>yahg: refuses to play until we establish who is the "boss" that tells everyone what their actions are>leviathans: tries to bring his shitty homebrew races and classes that annihilate anything else in the game>collector: always makes a murderhobo campaign, steals your character if they like them>prothean: insists on "historically accurate cultures and behaviors" even in fictional settings, if you kill their pet empire npcs they ban you from the table>raloi: got knocked out by the krogan player during an argument and never came back>VI: takes their favorite characters and tries to make more VIs out of them mid session, hates when you act "out of character" with those favorites(cont...)
>>97774722Geth do not intentionally shitpost.
>>97777725>>97752665>batarians: makes shitty powerful npcs that strip the setting of resources and loot, complain loudly that people can't understand the inherent superiority of their gm work>rachni: always sprays chemicals all over the table, always a shitty no resource setting, npcs know too much about everything>human: never stops writing about heroic exceptionalism, will railroad the plot just for a preffered narrative outcome, never lets the pcs stand outi'll take a fucking reaper at this point if it's made from a species that weren't myopic retards
