womp womp edition >Bans https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-march-23-2026>NewsThe Pro Tour and Magic Spotlight Series in 2026:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-pro-tour-and-magic-spotlight-series-in-2026Metagame Mentor: The Final Four Standard Regional Championships of Early 2026: https://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-final-four-standard-regional-championships-of-early-2026>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/CONSTRUCTED RESOURCES>Current meta, complete with deck listshttps://www.mtgtop8.com/https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/>Build and share casual deckshttps://deckstats.net/https://tappedout.net/CUBE RESOURCES>Build and share Cubeshttps://cubecobra.com/landingCARD RESOURCES>Search engineshttps://scryfall.com/https://mtg.wtf/>Proxy a deck or a cube for cheaphttps://www.makeplayingcards.com/https://pastebin.com/9Xj1xLdM>Play online for freehttps://untap.in/https://dr4ft.info/>What is EDH?https://vocaroo.com/1ihc21gJLBh1>The Slop is for the Pigs. Pigs eat Slop.https://x.com/RealPokemoki/status/1972817965847617963>WotC's War Crimeshttps://pastebin.com/JRYDiAjq (OLD)https://pastebin.com/nEcKGAys (NEW)>Previously>>97753304>TQnot even gonna bother asking about the B&R, what format are you playing at the moment?
>>97760780Pioneer. To me letting this card alive is beyond insanity but what could you expect from faggots at JOTC?
>>97760780Nominally Pioneer but I liked Greasefang two years ago when it was shit, now that it's meta it's going to be really annoying plus the current field of decks looks like aids
Thread QuestionExclusively Pioneer, but only on Arena. Sold all my decks long time ago before Pioneer was even a thing,
>>97760780i play pio only and i wonder when they will unban inverter, ballista and uro... in current meta they are all fair cards.
>tqnothing at the moment, the last time I played magic was a couple of premodern burn matches 2 weeks agobut I have to say, I'm feeling a bit nostalgic about greasefang, it's the only deck that ever got me a 5-0 in pioneer almost 4 years ago:https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/4902937#onlinepart of me wants to run this list back knowing I'm gonna get smashed by the current meta just for the fun of it
> TQI only draft so I'm on vacation until SOS
>>97760806>Pioneer. To me letting this card alive is beyond insanity but what could you expect from faggots at JOTC?Beyond insanity. Completely unacceptable. Shockingly retarded. A total, unrepentant abandoning of the format. The format has been nigh fucking unplayable since Cutter has been present. Same for me, can't fucking believe that piece of shit STILL exists in the format. Pioneer is fucking abandonware anyway though I guess.
I know it's just expected at this point but the Strixhaven not-Lorwyn characters are so fucking ugly.Unfuckable-furryUgly-goblin painterGorgon-Jace-half-breed thing with stupid jacketUgly not-Asian guy holding an ugly temple pillar with a stupid giant scroll on his backElf with down-syndrome surrounded by ugly bugsI should be numb to this by now but it's just so much failure. We're truly at this point where anybody who says they like the aesthetic of the game is just obviously stupid, not ignorant, just actual dumb.
PlayDandanhttps://pastebin.com/KCJQ1TkF
It's true what they say about the new cards being made by wokies who can't stand to play them unless they see themselves in the cards.
>>97761022>I should be numb to this by now but it's just so much failure. We're truly at this point where anybody who says they like the aesthetic of the game is just obviously stupid, not ignorant, just actual dumb.Dumb, or lying to defend THE MESSAGE.
>>97761022Magic. Needs. More. Black. Women.
>>97761127the Triple Thugnifficent haircut is crazy
>>97761127I wouldn't mind more black women if they made them hot but they're always ugly for some reason.
All five of the new characters are EXTREMELY ugly.
>>97761145Yeah
>>97761022>>97761050>>97761111>>97761139>>97761145We don't even get tiny benefit of woke shit going away while orange pedo is burning down the country. wotc only seems to be ramping up. e.g. we now have multiple instances of Down syndrome representation, which I've never seen anywhere else.
>>97760780>TQI got my friends together for cube a fortnight ago. A few forge drafts the last few days to test cube stuff. The bots are just too easy to play against though.
>>97761147It’s a psy op. They want us to not care about beauty and to think it’s all>in the eye of the beholderOr some shit. Just like how gender is fluid so it beauty. Unfortunately for them there is objective beauty and attraction no matter how hard they push trannies in our faces.
>>97761127If pedokenobi doesn't have this in his background next video, he is out of the LGBTQP club and back in the "Ally, on thin ice", club.
>>97761236>in the eye of the beholderIf only it was that.It really just comes down to "cannot appeal to straight white men", nothing more.
>>97760780Why is important that Amber Glenn likes Magic as a woman?I thought women already liked Magic, such as Autumn Burchett?
>>97761022>Gorgon-Jace-half-breed thing with stupid jacketshe cute though
>>97761249I doubt straight black/asian/whatever the fuck find any of this garbage attractive either. That being said literally all of my friends are white so I wouldn’t know what browns actually enjoy.
>FNM modern hasn't fired in months across the city>no bans
>>97761279buy an ad if you want to shill your eceleb
Embrace tradition.Come back to Premodern, /tg/.Come back home.
>>97761279>Autumn BurchettFuck you for making me google that. Seriously.
>>97761299The home we're supposed to go to.
>>97761355>Doesn't ETB tapped.Unplayable.
>>97761355>modern frame
>>97761299That is banned in all Hasbro formats right?
I go to this general every other day and post something about Premodern. That one anon who seethes about Brazil is like an old friend. I dread the day I won't get a reply.
>>97761440>I go to this general every other day and post something about Premodern. That one anon who seethes about Brazil is like an old friend. I dread the day I won't get a reply.Now kiss like you're in the Bearscape art.
>>97761295Bans are going to fix nothing now especially not attendance. They rotated Modern, gouged everyone for a thousand dollars in lost value plus the thousand they need to spend replacing cards, THEN banned the cards they bought. Goyf is a $5 card - that should tell you how fucked everyone is.The only barrier to entry to this game is money and willingness to play EDH. That's it. Anything besides those two things and nobody is going to show up for anything.
>>97761446We have a special relationship. Don't make it weird.
>>97761440Sorry I stopped replying for a while.
>women
>>97761210How can WotC be pro Down syndrom and pro abortion, when abortion is explicedly Down genocide?
>>97761580>leftists>making any sense
>>97761579is this the first creature with both first strike and deathtouch?
>>97761454Yeah attendance won't be fixed with tuning the formats anymoe. They burned up all the goodwill of the dedicated players who religiously attended FNMs who now either just play on arena or have switched to other games
>>97761580abortion is a choice, chud, just like choosing monor because you can't understand tempo gameplay
>>97761608>is this the first creature with both first strike and deathtouch?glissa the traitor, glissa sunslayerbut don't worry no matter how much FIRE design wotc puts out they will never ever ever make a deathtouch trampler
reminder that anyone hating wotc but at the same time hating UB when UB (forma de japan) is just about our only escape from wotc's deviancy is horribly misguided, foolish even
>>97761621UB japan is good yes, but most of the UB has been western trash.
>top most wanted UBsMy little sister can't be this cuteDog niggaRedo of HealerDo You Love Your Mom and Her Two-Hit Multi-Target Attacks?
>>97761632>redovery nice
>>97761632Does he fuck the mom?
Berserk UB doko?
>>97761656>Berserk UB but it only includes all the gay shit like monster penises, Guts anal rape, Griffin anal rape>released on Pride day or whatever holiday they have
>>97761660>Griffin anal rapePeter the horse is here
>>97761572lmao, the absolute state.not only do they ruin a 30y old game but take home $100k + benefits a year in doing so.
>>97761664>the horse
>>97761608
>>97761210The new star trek has a living holagram with down syndrome, I hope she makes it to mtg too!>>97761660>Griffin anal rapeNot rape when he was paid for that.
>>97761656After the Tenchi Muyo UB set
>>97761656TCU (Takeo Cinematic Universe) by Schmoyoho UB pleasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI
>>97761652No. It's fucked up.
What in the goddamn is wrong with Shandalar?
>>97761647Redo of healer would be based af. Any ideas for what card this might fit? My first thought is might of oaks.
>>97761127Tru, and more of whatever is this lol
I am playing my Freya brawl deck while alt-tabbing into Freya rule34 images (for synergy and good luck)
>>97762172>m.jpgSide note: Why did anons in the past couple years become so bad at saving images from an image board?
>>97761440It's more than one person, you can have years of us memeing on you don't worry.
>>97762017How long will it take before it's revealed that he is a pedo?
i feel that turtles were generating more expectations being a hideous ub set than strixhaven 2 being a uw set
>>97761050this card is goon material and I'm tired of polchuds pretending its not because they got psyopped into thinking that women arent attractive unless they're anorexic
>>97762461Is about those ridiculous half-hooves not about her being not slim
>>97762461>this card is goon materialWho the hell jerks off to their Magic cards?
hmm hoovejobs ... tramplejobs ...
Are Lorwyn elves still looksmaxxing Nazis on other planes or do they have some sense of decency?
>>97760780>No changes>diverse and healthy>an acceptable range>continues to flourish>hasn't reached a solved end state, and it appears players are enjoying the journey they're on>different macro-archetypes and decks taking turns in the spotlight>the ideal state of an Eternal format. >Overall, the format continues to look fairly healthy>monitoring
>>97762643>diverse and healthy>flourish>players are enjoying the journey they're onthese buzzwords absolutely reek of trannyism
You think its bad now? Wait until you find out how many wotc employees are sex offenders. Lmao.
>>97762793Well I want to find out now. Name them.
Im a newfag. I saw this card, thought it was neat, and want to build around it for Pauper.What do I do other than just try to ramp out snow lands?
>>97762624Me.
SHIT.
>we will never have this type of art design again
>>97763072>On this episode of Jace Ruins Everything, Jace ruins everything even more!https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/secrets-of-strixhaven-episode-2-travels-and-travails
>>97763094The guy is still making art.
>>97762991is pauper mill even a thing? I have never seen one because it might be too low power. or is this for kitchen table?
>>97763097Hexhaven>Strixhaven
>>97763129Kitchen Table in Pauper format, very casual and played in VRChatI figure the best thing I can do is play it like a landfall effect, but I don't know if/how I could tutor the crab out.
>>97763121Sure, but he's constrained by MTG's sanitized and standardized nu-art direction.
>>97763139>HexhavenLiterally who?
>>97763139what the fuck is a strixhaven
Sneedhaven.
>>97762461This is your brain on safe horny
This is your brain on hrt you fucking transexuals
>>97761572>Historic is somehow the only remotely well-managed format in tyool 2026>Historic is the only format announcement not written by a troon or a nonceAny noticers?
>>97763455>alchemy cards>not trans Retard
SOS story episode 2. https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/secrets-of-strixhaven-episode-2-travels-and-travails>We've ditched the letters format for just a normal written story now>Lluwen is listening to a lecture by Professor Fel, conflicted over wanting to earn the professor's respect if nothing else and feeling pissed off at him for disregarding Lluwen's discovery earlier>Meanwhile, the other elves in the group treat Lluwen like dogshit because he's got hooves>Lluwen has a mild fantasy about what would happen if a proper asshole Lorwyn elf caught one of these elves, and then retorts to the bully>The bully doesn't back down, so Lluwen headbutts him and cuts his chest open lightly with his knife, because you know, still a Lorwyn elf>The elves, understandably, call for Fel, who shows up and goes "a lot of cultures have different ways of doing things, but what you just did was bad">Lluwen snaps a little, asks why the bully's getting care when Lluwen's been tormented for weeks, but he fights back and now he's the problem>Fel dismisses him, telling him to control himself or find somewhere else to live>Lluwen, a bit later, is still trying to find something to impress Fel while feeling stupid over what he just did>He chases after a creature for a bit, ends up on one of the Titan's Grave's titan's bones, which it turns out have no marrow left in them>He runs off to discuss that with Fel, wondering if that's something, but hollow bones are more fragile, and hooves break things, so Lluwen falls into a hole>He wakes up a bit later, confused and with a lot of nonsense going on he can't parse, and there's six figures, archaics, moving together in SOME sort of ritual>Lluwen starts to sketch it down, to get it as something to present to Fel, but the moment he starts, all the archaics turn to him and become deadly still
>>97762624Transgender people.
>>97763455>Historic is somehow the only remotely well-managed formatanon, historic is the only format where they have ever PRE-BANNED a card that was already legal for SIX MONTHS before a new reprint came out, then they walked it back when people pointed it outthat's how much attention they dedicate to managing the format
>>97763517So brave of WotC to tackle the controversial topic of zero-tolerance policies in grade schools. I'm sure this will be a story that resonates with their target demographic of 20-30 year-olds with no fiscal responsibility skills.
>>97763517>So he runs, grabbing a vine and climbing back out, struggling until he tries to imagine Kirol egging him on, and finds somebody does in fact help him out at the top>Hey it's Fel again, who's glad to see Lluwen isn't dead at least>Fel asks if Lluwen has found something to impress him at least>Cut to later, when it turns out Lluwen didn't tell Fel about that, as Tam wonders why the fuck he didn't>Lluwen says he was scared that it was something people already knew on Arcavios, he doesn't really know>Tam says she understand that, because Professor Vess gave a similar feeling as what Lluwen feels from Fel, of nothing ever being truly impressive to them>A letter comes in from Abigale on the scribing board>Abigale inadvertently signed something rude to some Kamigawans during some diplomacy thing and took a whole day fixing that up>Tam then asks Lluwen about telling Jadzi about what he saw, because according to Jadzi, all archaics used to be oracles>They have a brief talk about archaics, how weird it must be to be flung back in time like they were, then Lluwen asks Tam if she would tell anything to her past self if she had the chance, and she doesn't know what she'd say>Later, Lluwen is approaching a tea shop Jadzi is known to frequent, and overhears an argument between her and Fel>Fel is indignant at her for trying to tell him what to do, Jadzi goes "Come on, you already know who I am, and how wrong it is to use students for your scheme">Fel retorts that it's not a scheme, it's an oath of devotion, and says that Jadzi asking him to do what she asked is tantamount to asking him to cast aside the blood in his veins, and to not reach out for the 'seraphic brightness' he's trying to reach every moment of his 'accursed life' so, uh, is he alt-Crovax or something
>>97763587>I'm sure this will be a story that resonates with their target demographic of 20-30 year-olds with no fiscal responsibility skills.Millennials are massive fans of teen dramas.
>>97763587I have a kid, zero tolerance is relevant to me and pisses me off.
>>97763473It's a handicap. Could be worse.>>97763548And yet it is still somehow the best managed format right now. Food Chain got banned after just 3 weeks, which is a big improvement on letting Eldrazi Temple fester for 6 months.
>>97763587I'm confident 90% of magic players were bullied, and used zero tolerance as an excuse not to fight back.
>>97763600>Jadzi relents and goes "look, you have to realise you're not the only person in the world at least", and mentions how the archaics are, uh, going a bit nuts lately and that should frighten him>He says he and Professor Vess are due to discuss that, and Jadzi goes "that'll be difficult" because she's been completely unable to reach Vess of late>Jadzi says she's up and gone, and after the 'incident with Kasmina' (Omens of Chaos stuff presumably), they're trying to keep issues with the professors on the down-low>Fel asks for a bit of forgiveness for being so blunt earlier, and they settle down into a more amiable talk over tea>Lluwen is hesitant to approach, because while he might want to tell Jadzi, he definitely doesn't wanna tell Fel after hearing all that>Cut to Tam, having a brief memory about her Teacher, her asking if it must be done, and him responding that it's a hopeful thing to ask that kind of question>She's snapped out of that memory by Lluwen re-appearing back at their shared little campsite>There's something she 'assured Lluwen was a traditional Shandalar washbasin' which isn't suspicious at all>She's internally a little annoyed he's come back so soon, but tamps that down>She's doing 'something' with a bowl in her hands, some rings on her fingers, and some part of her hopes Lluwen will ask about them, but he doesn't>He brings up that the archaics acting weird isn't unknown, and that's why Jadzi is even here in the first place, which Tam internally notes complicates things>Tam asks what she said about the archaics' chanting, but then Lluwen has to admit he didn't actually tell her>He says he didn't because Fel was there, then calls himself a coward, but Tam quickly gives him a hug over that>Lluwen thinks they should maybe tell the others about all this, maybe Kirol or Sanar might work something out>As they're about to write to the others, Tam asks if Lluwen ever writes home, wanting to talk about isolation and such I guess
>>97763517>Puerto Rico born and New York raised, K is a lifelong fan of all things nerdy. She drew on her love of tabletop gaming for her debut novel, THE TIGER'S DAUGHTER. An out and proud queer, she lives in Brooklyn with her partner.
not Magic the Gathering
>>97763697When will they get a writer or designer or anybody that's an actual demented homosexual pervert instead of just all of these tenderqueers?
>>97763689>Before he can answer, the ground shakes, and they look up to see what seems to be a giant archaic blocking out the moon>It sets off some primal part of Tam's mind, telling her to fucking run now, but her higher thoughts take control because there's too much at stake>Tam freezes until Lluwen manages to smack her on the back, and he asks her what the hell that is>She has no answer, and internally is annoyed that words and thoughts are failing her, because her teacher told her she could solve any problem if she could turn it around in her mind>And then the thing stands up, and before anything else can happen, it turns and walks away, crossing towns' worth of distance in each step>Later, during recovery, Fel asks the two of them if they've seen Jadzi anywhere>Oh dear>Cut to Kirol seeing a message from Lluwen about a "Code Oona", along with an explanation of things, at three in the morning, and Kirol goes "well shit okay", gets dressed, heads out of their tent and immediately slams into Ajani>Ajani goes "and where are YOU going at this hour?", Kirol explains a bit about Tam and Lluwen maybe being in trouble, Jadzi definitely being in trouble, apparently having been taken by that archaic and before they can explain further Ajani goes "Oh, your friends are in danger?">Ajani then says he'll go and investigate and tells Kirol to stay safe, but Kirol protests, and Ajani eventually offers a compromise: He'll speak with the professors, see what he can learn, then they'll both leave>Kirol agrees, Ajani goes to leave, and then when Ajani shows up to check on them fifteen minutes later they're already gone on a 'requisitioned' horse
>>97763660You know they give tickets for fighting in schools right?
>>97763517>>97763600>>97763689Even reading a synopsis like this is insanely boring to me. I mean, nothing fucking happens and it's a lot of "She's internally a little annoyed" and "Tam quickly gives him a hug over that".It's just so fucking meek, feeble and weak.
This Secret of Strixhaven is looking as bland as Artherdrift lol
>>97763726>>97762017
>>97763827This is what happens when you hand writing duties off to people who were raised on shit like My Hero Academia, Euphoria, etc.
>>97762017is him a sexual offender?
>>97763726Gay Bolas anon would actually make the story better, so never.
>>97763857That's still tenderqueer type shit. Drag can be truegay, but not when it's just putting on a silly costume and playing card games.
>>97760780>what format are you playing at the moment?Kitchen table.
>>97763827Those kinds of experiences are all that this type of author know. They have never once even considered using their imagination to write about things that they have not experienced because they were taught to "Write what you know!" for their entire education.The issue is, they took it literally. What their teachers meant was "Use things you know to create a lens through which you write your stories about other things", but they instead just write about quite literally what they know and nothing else. All of the new Strixhaven characters come off 100% as expys for people the author actually knows.
>>97763903If he wasn't before, he is now.
>>97763129There's a UG Persistent Petitioners deck that occasionally shows up in the 5-0 league dumps. A guy I know plays it locally, it's okay.
>>97763903him is
>Strixhaven previewed cards are all limped dickIt's over
How to kill any hype for your newest universe within set in three easy steps.>Opus>Grandeur>Converge
>>97764101Thing is, those mechanics are fundamentally strong.
>>97764132Grandeur is limited slop. Watch how the ability is printed on every draft chaff imaginable but dodges any potential legendary constructed playable.
>>97763158you are really missing out without a second crab so I don't know. I belieb in you tho
>>97764143You guys say this about pretty much every mechanic, and then cry about it when inevitably there's some strong ones.
>>97764143The problem is they put too many words on the good cards for grandeur to fit. Grandeur would be best on cards that are already good for their keywords, statlines or one-line abilities.
>>97764164The issue is that because every mechanic is draft-focused frontloaded synergy that only exists for one set, it's inevitably overtuned
>>97764175I bought Izzet Lessons in paper thinking Lessons will get even more support through a fixed Learn mechanic. Laugh at my retarded ass.
>>97764182We told you this already anon, why didn't you listen? They clearly boosted the power of lesson cards this time around, going the route of lesson tribal. Reprinting learn would've been way over the top, even for wotc.
>>97764210Reprinting learn would give eternal formats new toys to play with, which we don't get outside of modern horizons sets which specifically only cover the already strong mechanics.
Obligatory Reminder (tm)
Wizards should sell tier 1 pauper decks.
>>97764294I think it would be more fun if they sold tier 2 or even tier 3 shitbrews instead.
>>97761127why Wizards only make american women and alienate asian,slav and latinos?
>>97764228its about player buys, its all about dumping all on big chains and storeswonder how many times they can pull it before wallmart says no
>>97764228What's the source of this quote?
>>97763786Get a ticket, who gives a shit
>>97764294But with 2x and 3x of staples :)
>>97764228Now put ff on that chart
>>97764451>What's the source of this quote?Reading the image explains the image.
I wonder what happened to the dumb faggot that was telling me d&t is a good deck in legacy because it won one challenge lol
>>97764486I would, but then I would have to include TDM too and TDM beat FF so that would make the shills even more upset.Their feefees are already on thin ice. We have to be nice.
>>97764228>>97764512Sure, am I supposed to know who "they" is?But, since you are using tcgplayer sales figures in your graph, hold on to your butt.
>>97764552>Sure, am I supposed to know who "they" is?Yes. You being too stupid to figure it out is a you problem.
>>97764294The last thing they want to do is expose people to a format with Affinity gameplay.
>Make Strixhaven weak as fuck>Then just after make Heroes extremely busted>Our customers are asking for more UB sets!!! See this data!!!What a really evil company
>>97764560Very Jewish of you.
>>97764574anon, they printed affinity into standard
For me, I am moving to Riftbound for my IRL cardgame needs, and Masterduel for my vidyagame cardgame needs. I will keep doing my dailies in MTGArena, but I am not sure why, mostly out of intertia. The next two Magic things on the horizon I care about are trying Star Trek draft format, and I want to see just how bad the 2027 roadmap is.
>>97764595>I am moving to Riftbound for my IRL cardgame needsI just bought a bunch of Sorcery stuff
>>97764552>But, since you are using tcgplayer sales figures in your graph, hold on to your butt.Wow, they lied? And we can verify they lied with a simple look at their own publically available data?Very cool.
>>97764583I don't see Refurbished Familiar in Standard
>>97764577Having spent 3 days at a very large magic event and having talked to dozens of different people, not a single one said they like UBshit, why are they doing this really?
>>97764595>Star Treki don't understand how someone can stomach that shit...
>>97764622
>>97764622Even better, we have KRANG. They even reprinted cranial plating
>>97764630Men of culture and status
>>97764228That's only tcgplayer booster box sales. A normie that like atla or tmnt doesn't know what tcgplayer is; they see the product on a shelf at walmart and buy it on a whim.I dont doubt that wotc made a gorillan dollars on spooderman. Every big box store in my area has piles of it.
>>97764651You have no idea why cranial plating was good if you think arsenal is similar.
BANS?DUDE WE ARE FLOURISHING!
>>97764664it's close enough
>>97764672Live by the virtues you espose and leave. Go on. Bye.
>>97764670DIVERSITY**just not in gameplay
>>97764682Oops i responded to the wrong tranny my bad trannies >>97764682
>>97764660>That's only tcgplayer booster box sales.>"That's only (the best available dataset we have)"Yes, it sure is. Can you refute it beyond literally just pointing out what it is?No, you can't.
>>97764630This game sucks now. Even the in-universe sets feel like duds. The only thing left are member-berries. I 'member Star Trek. I might as well have my fun where I can in this game.
>>97764708I dont think you can comprehend how many tens of millions of retarded normies there are that'll spend $20 on bullshit they walk past in Walmart. Dedicated TCG fans like us are tiny. We are not thr target audience for slop like tmnt and marvel. Your retarded cousin with a venom tattoo and 3 DUIs is the target audience.
>>97764727>I dont think you can comprehend how many tens of millions of retarded normies there are that'll spend $20 on bullshit they walk past in Walmart.No data? Not relevant.
BrosI am straight up not having funTMNT was super fun to draft for like 20 drafts, and now it became super boringTried standard, theres so much fucking bullshit at 1 and 2 mana i am straight up not having fun.Not gonna bother with historic and timeless because lmao, alchemy.Not going to bother with paper because lmao 600$ for standard deck, two cards for modern deck.I straight up dont have fun
>>97764630You heretic! Jean Luc Picard, best of humanity, captain of the Enterprise will lead your fucking dying game to a new golden age!!! Be grateful!!!
>>97764750Sounds like this game just isn't for you.
>>97764742Oh you're a redditor, why didn't you say? Get a trip
>>97764757Yeah he sound hetero normative instead of a disgusting tranny suicidal freak school shooter weirdo peter pan fantasy retard.
>>97764627>why are they doing this really?What do you mean you dont know? You guys are literally shitting on the mtg story itt and no normie is going to say that the jacetice league > marvel lol
>>97764771Look at you, seething about being subject to the same verificationist retardation you so desperately cling to when struggling in any discussion. Asking for sources like Weenie Hut Patrick asking for hats. And now that the data is against you, you cry out that you don't need it? Pathetic. Your whole world view is pathetic, built on ego and self-righteousness without even the slightest hint of commitment to truth.All available data indicates that UB sels worse than UW. Deal with it, loser.
>>97764672I am reminded of that one guy, think his name was Kris, who was a lifelong trekkie that became a gay sissy for his lifesized Sisko bodypillow.
>>97764785trvthnvke
>>97764796tldr
>>97764670but Prof's tranny cocksleeve told me its healthier than ever
>>97764843
Wtf tg I watched a tolarian community college video before bed last night then i had a wet dream and woke up with tits!? Is this normal?
>>97764877tits or gtfo
>>97764845Wasnt brian just a sub teacher or some shit?
>>97764849tscr
>>97764670This is healthy and diverse because, uhuhhh because... uhhhhh..... just because.We said so. There, chud. You lose.
>graphschizo is at it again
>>97764796>sels Niggas so angry that he's misspelling shit lmao
>>97764902And I'll do it again!
Everytime izzet is top dog to beat, meta is dogshit.Everytime golgari is top dog to beat, meta is kino.
>>97764920I know that's what makes you a schizo
>>97764930
>>97764670Content creators told me TMNT was FUN and Standard a blast!!! Did they lie to me?
>>97764522No it didn't.
Even thou TMNT was high power level set barely any t1 standard deck uses any TMNT cards.This is kinda concerning, dont you think?
>>97764994>TDM peak sales: 8150>FF peak sales: 7767Yes it did.
>>97765010Concerning? Im playing 0 Turtle shitty cards, that's literal blessing to me.
>>97765010Tmnt is more of a commander product
>>97765010>Even thou TMNT was high power level setit really isn't, it's a high synergy set, none of the cards are generic stat bombs that win the game, they go into very specific decks because of very specific interactions
I just want the game to be where I can brew stupid shit and reach a minimally acceptable winrate.Every control card solves every card type so you can't brew with artifacts/enchantments etc. Every aggro card is infinitely fast and also a 2-for-1 so you can't brew slower decks that just try to stabilize/combo.I just want to brew jank. I don't even want good jank, I just want it to be minimally playable.
>>97765074ATLA was high synergy and resulted in a deck where fucking half the maindeck is from one set.
>>97764890The same people calling the meta healthy also think being a dysgenic freak with fake tits and a chopped of dick is healthy.
>>97765074>stat bombThis one is pretty good.
>>97764727I keep seeing people say this and I just refuse to believe it. This is like saying most people who play counter-strike don't actually queue into casual or competitive they just play against bots.
>>97764660>Every big box store in my area has piles of it.Because it's not selling dumbass. My LGS has had the same boxes of TMNT and only TMNT on the shelf for weeks. Nobody is buying it. The fact that it's on the shelf doesn't mean it's being sold.
>>97765134Wotc makes money selling to Walmart not to you nonny
>>97765144Congratulations for agreeing with me and everybody else that's pointing out maro's bullshit
>>97765114That's bracket 2 edh and /edhg/ is right around the corner
>>97765144>"Sell through rates are the same as sell in rates"!
>>97765115>ATLA was high synergyit was high synergy AND high power, cub and boomerang basics are insane cards even if you don't run any synergy>>97765121>7 manacompare it to ouroboroid and you'll understand what a stat bomb is
>>97765158I was never taking a pro-ub stance, you're just a retarded amerimutt that can only interpret the world through "my side" and "the enemy" due to 70 years of propaganda and nearly 100 years of war-time economy.Spiderman and tmnt sucked. Long term MTG fans latgely ignored them. They also probably made wotc the most money, and did a lot to trick normies in to visiting a LGS. This is not a pro-ub oppinion.
>>97765182I think FF made the most money desu
>>97765182I didn't even take an anti-UB stance retard. The point is that maro said "SPM was a best selling set of all tome" when what he actually meant was "We sold a fuckton of SPM to distributors who then got burned because nobody except them is actually buying this trash"
>>97765023FF made more money. There is a world beyond your cherrypicked chart. A whole universe even.
>>97765199We'll never know for sure. FF had the benefit of roping in entrenched MTG fans because most of them are weebs that play bad games like FF. IP crossover hell is our future. I hate it.>>97765200big mac whopper
>>97765211Japan IP is another level, time to accept ithttps://automaton-media.com/en/news/anime-is-to-japan-what-silicon-valley-is-to-america-japans-ip-content-has-immense-growth-potential-but-a-switch-in-mentality-is-needed-to-sell-it-globall/
>>97765210>FF made more money. There is a world beyond your cherrypicked chart. A whole universe even.No data? Not relevant.
>>97765222>Japan IP is another level, time to accept itLiterally this, i dont think anyone actually understands how popular mtg in japan and how much money Takeshis spend on collectibles. I am 100% sure UB like frieren or jojo will outsell marvel 10x
>>97765241>FrierenThe bluesky leftists at WOTC will never make a Frieren UB because it's fascist and chud coded
I would rather cartoon slop than anime slop
>slop>slop, japan
>>97765210>a world beyond>a universe, evenA universe....beyond...
>>97761355Holy shit, are you ever not on the 4chan? Get a job.
Would this card return lands you target untapped?
>>97765300Reading the card explains the card.
Is he an eyeblight? He looks like an eyeblight.
>>97765288Are you ever not a homosexual? Get a sex change already!
>>97765309Does it exile two cards of each type or just two cards? I dont understand the card.
playpremodern
playpauper
>>97765283That's the power of nihon branding correct
>>97763517>>97763600>>97763689>>97763754I don't care about these tards. Where the fuck is Dina?
>>97765283It's fucked up but there's a large number of people who don't realize Frieren is slop.
>>97765436Himmel's an incel chud hero and that's kino
>>97765375ESL
>>97765425Getting her bush trimmed
>>97765425She graduated. She is waging in the swamp cage.
>>97765511An angel just lost its wings
>>97765517>She graduated.Graduates of Strixhaven become faculty at Strixhaven. There is no escape.
>>97765498What?
>>97765565She is complimenting your knowledge of more than one language.
>some SOS spoilers are out>not a single fucking monk in sightGod fucking damn it. I'm going to hibernate until the fucking marvel set I guess.
>>97765708Stx had one monk. If there are any in the nustx, you are unlikely to see it soon.
>>97765708Fortunately for you marvel has monks
>>97765708What is it with you and monks?
>>97765317>eyeblightnot from lorwyn, or is XIR?>>97765425commander
>>97765928
>>97765948Why are all the lorwyn elves chinese now?
>>97765955Always were.
>>97765955Their features were always a little odd.https://scryfall.com/search?q=type%3A%22elf%22+set%3A%22lorwyn%22&unique=cards&as=grid&order=name
>Talking with a friend about how Modern has gone to shit>Some tranny butts in saying that the format is actually super healthy now and Boros energy is super skilled>Looks genuinely puzzled when we point out Ragavan and Ocelot Pride as bad designs that are more overloaded 1-drops than a YGO normal summonI want this game to be over.
>>97761210Sorry to hear you're in Iran bro, stay safe
>>97765906They keep me going anon. I love monks.
>>97761580Can you make a down syndrome enchantment? A Trans ally enchantment? A hormone therapy equipment?Also I went into a LGS to play a wargame not 40K during a MTG event. KEK they wear masks in 2026.
>>97766001>Some tranny butts inwas this on a LGS? where did it came from?
>>97766056>was this on a LGS? where did it came from?Out the woodwork. Like the shills when you mention UB actually isn't selling well.
>>97766056This was at an LGS while we were playing the fake format together (the tranny was not a player in the "game")
Strixhaven lessons will ruin several formats, specially combined with ATLA bullshit.
Mechanically, the card is blue, but the flavor...why is buying a bunch of food blue?
>>97766084I, personally, can't wait for the inevitable>U>Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.>Learn.
>>97763517>a proper asshole Lorwyn elfSo is this Lluwen kid just an especially lame Lorwyn elf or are Lorwyn elves not as big assholes when they're away from Lorwyn?
>>97766091MTG players must really love food.
>>97766063>>97766064I'm sorry if it sounded like sarcasm, it was a genuine question, my LGS has zero trannies, it's just a bunch old dudes and sometimes they bring a friend or two
>>97766091>Mechanically, the card is blue, but the flavor...why is buying a bunch of food blue?the brain consumes the most calories of any body except all the other parts that consume more.
>>97766091Slop for pigs
>>97766106Yes that's why wotc made the tmnt pizza lands; with that said they would've done better making them more appetizing and less of a meme imo
>>97766091superior printing coming out soon
>>97766128yes, the art totally convey what the cart/name do
>>97766091Smarties anon
Is TMNT worth drafting? the set is kinda meh... my local lgs will give one collector tmnt booster to the winner.
>>97763642It's not exactly the type of controversial topic that you're actually brave to include in a story. Everyone knows it's horseshit. The reason schools do it is because it's the policy that gives them the least legal liability and that's it.
>>97766148You'll get a couple of fun drafts but due to being a small set it gets boring very fast.
>>97766136>Stock Up>dudes carrying lots of books>manipulates a libraryEhhh. There was an attempt at least.
>>97764627To reel in non-Magic players
>>97766128Unfortunately for the Japanese it was translated as Food Supplement.
>>97763097Teferi will defeat Fel.
>>97766128This is just white bordered basics but for midwits
>>97766484Idris Elba should look into collecting royalties from all the media that uses his likeness.
>>97766484I'd rather he didn't get involved. I recall Teferi was last seen stranded on Zhalfir. If I see him again I want it to be because I'm getting more Zhalfir and/or Dominaria fun times.
>>97766519>Idris ElbaTeferi seems to have a skinnier face.
Modern Horizons 4 Spoilers
>>97766819You're forgetting eldrazi spirit guild that gives two butthole mana
>>97766826That one is exclusive the the Commander Precon
>>97766842excellent
>>97766819>>97766842>"I'm going to cast Balustrade Spy" becomes the most common phrase heard in Modern and Legacy
>>97766943>Pay 1 Life and Exile Merfolk Spirit Guide to pay for Force of Will>Exile Kithkin Spirit Guide to play Angel's Grace
>>97766996The fact Angel's Grace will start being played in mainboard alone is enough evidence the format went to shit.
>>97766943>>97766996>Exile Two Merfolk Spirit Guide to cast Remand
>>97764520Phil is a low skilled retard who lies about his competitive results
>>97765300>>97765375the lands would come back untapped unless they were taplandsif you flicker a tapped grizzly bear does it come back tapped or untapped?
>>97767226Depends, did it shit in the woods?
>>97766996>>97767045You're currently under Silence (paid for with Kithkin Spirit Guide)
so how long until we see or wizards fucks up distrubution again for hobbit cards?
post your favorite basic lands>hard mode: no full arts
>>97763139when sexhaven?
>>97767493
>>97767493besides the guru lands, this one
>>97767533there was one rule nigger
>>97767538Went with easy mode bc full arts mog non-full arts too hard sorry
>>97767556agreed
>>97767673hate broccoli on my pizza
>>97767673>That teeny tiny AI jalepeno
>>97767701
>>97767707don't do alexander clamilton dirty like this
>>97767493>plains
>>97767733Makes me wish we got the Jumpstart lands in foil. This art would pop in foil.
>>97767707old fogey in the big 2026 yes
premodern
>>97767810Why won't they make him legal?
>>97767707>>97767707THE FUTURE IS NOW, OLD MAN
>>97768038i want a few unglued cards legal yeah
>>97768041>gay card>from lotr setlike cockwork
Delve, but it can only exile land cards.Fair?
>>97767924Premodern and other fan formats are the future. Turning mtg into funkopops won't end well.
>>97768174i do agree that closed formats are the future of 1v1, but>turning mtg into funkopopsit's the other way around, turning other IP into magic cards will in fact end well
Another day another batch of worthless mtg eceleb channels i have to ban because youtube is forcing this garbage on me.Also let me answer this question...... NOTHING, you should buy NOTHING God i hope i will see this game straight up die in my lifetime (low chance because of all cardboard retard hodlers)
Arena midweek event forced my to play alchemy and i shit you not it was the most degenerate experience of my life. Someone played this shit vs me on turn 3, exiled Sin and got omniscience. Naturally i lost and whole experience was horrible. No idea who plays alchemy shit
I see these fags never learned from Vivi. This is just Vivi but you need to cast 5cc for the refund
>>97768378>open turtles packs>get next productit's all soo jewish
>>97768322How can you even buy the wrong commander deck? You just buy one that looks cool to you so you can basedface with the other retards playing commander
>>97768322I bought the Elementals deck because it was 30 bucks on amazon lul
Prepare for trouble.Should've had a subtype.
>>97768436I truly despise this specific design implementation.
"Prepared" is an EXCEEDINGLY shit and boring keyword.Motherfucker it's just a charge counter holy fuck.
>>97768436>reading the card explains the cardI literally dont understand shitWhat is prepared? How do i cast ancestral recall part?
BEHOLDA BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF CREATIVITY
>>97768436How are you supposed to infer that the card needs to be in played and prepared in order to cast the Ancestral Recall part? This templating is SHIT
>>97768436so prepared means you can cast the spell, right? a 5/5 flying, ward 2 for 5 that allows you to cast one of the best spells ever printed for 8 cards in the gy. we are reaching power levels previously unthought of.
>>97768458>This>>97768436>But needlessly obtuse and without any explanation of how it works.Bravo! Bellissimo!Truly visionary design!
>>97768467It enters prepared. So you can already cars AR if it works the way we think it works (which i personally doubt)
>>97768436wow, a worse quantum riddler
>>97768458NOOOOOOOOOOO! You can't just invalidate the design of a bunch of diversity hires like that!
Who fucking knows how this Prepare shit works.Who cares. It's shit anyways. Very boring stuff. Just put it on an activated ability, idiots. Activated abilities don't have to "be a thing", just put a mana symbol and a colon you stupid morons. You absolute fucking retard idiots. Total hacks. Complete dunderhead designers.
>>97768436>>97768458>WotC's new mechanic is activated abilities, but stupider.It's so fucking over.
>>97768458Bro? How am I supposed to up my storm count????
>>97768483>doesnt trigger prowessNo thanks
>Obtuse without explaining itself>Totally useless, accomplishing exactly zero things that regular ass activated abilities can't already do.>Completely boring and bland.>100% parasitic, an entirely new "state" to track with zero interaction from anything else in the game but itselfYep. Sounds like a nuMagic mechanic.
inb4 "Prepare" creature that is trivial to loop, replaces itself on ETB and can be used to bounce Talent
>>97768038Wouldn't phasing cancel echo and half cancel CU and make fading less bad? Honestly it would be a fun card but probably too much SOVL to be allowed in nu-legacy.>>97768378Not bad but hard and shit to set up to do anything meaningful. (unless they do really retarded stuff)>>97768436>We can't reprint reserved list cards>We can make cards that can cast reserved list cardsPre modern fags should use those as proxies.>>977684492 cents: you can make it unprepared by casting Ancestral Recall.
>og strixhaven was kino draft format because it was slow and you had time to develop your lessons from sideboard and shit.>nu strixhaven looks like boring "whoever plays rare first wins"Also WHAT THE FUCK? Why are we getting Strixhavenspoilers already, new set dropped 3 weeks ago only
>>97768524>Also WHAT THE FUCK? Why are we getting Strixhavenspoilers already, new set dropped 3 weeks ago onlyESS
>>97768458Never before have I seen such a clear glimpse of the difference between soulless and SOVL.
>>97768535
>>97768539
>Activated Abilities, but more retarded and parasitic>Prowess, but betterwowincredibleamazingtruly astonishinghow could they come up with such creative designs??
>>97768559>parasiticDo you even understand the words coming out of your mouth?
>>97768578Please explain what interacts with Prepare other than Prepare, anon.
>>97768581All instant and sorcery trigger effects like Opus and Repartee.
>>97768588Did you get lost? Are you dumb?PREPARE, non. Not "instants and sorceries."What interacts with P R E P A R E
>>97768588The most literate magic player
>>97768532This is why you play premodern
>>97768547>Colorstorm stallion>has no Converge, Storm, Saddle
Goes infinite with all the buyback cards like Searing TouchMight be able to ritual this out for t2 kill in legacy
>Izzet will keep dominating formats for years to comeThis game designers should be executed publicly
MOREIZZETPROWESSSUPPORT!!!!!!
>>97768769FUCKYOU
Arcaivos, the Impotent.
>>97768752>t. orzhov
This set looks like fFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKIIIIIIIIING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>97768740what the fuck is this design. why aren't they learning that permanent giving more than 2 mana is fucking broken
>>97767493>picrel>>97767537Very good taste. Always love lands that show signs of life.
>>97768817>why aren't they learningStrixhaven is a liberal college you don't Learn there :^)
>Prowess again>Activates abilities but more stupid and without explanation to mess with new players>Literal reserve list spell you refuse to reprint pasted into a creatureThis is what happens when you contract incompetent tards as game designers only to keep your agenda going
>>97767493I exclusively use old bordered lands
>>97768920>>97767493
>>97768594NTA, but if Prepare actually counts as a cast, it would have synergies with things like prowess and magecraft.
>>97767493no contest
>>97768436I am prepared to draw three lands.>>97768458No. If it had counters, you could proliferate them and that would be broken.
brehs...wtf is this set...temuPower9?
>>97769174Prepared Time Walk would be funnyBut realistically speaking if there is a card that's potentially broken in the deck it's gonna be a dirty cheap card like that 2 cost gobbo and not the 5-6 mana memberberries
>>97769001beprepared
>>97769174Yes. They are clearly double-dipping with having the mystical archive reprints in packs + prepared cards with reserved list "spells" on them. Triple-dipping if you coun't the Temu Mana Drain stuff.It is almost like they need this UW set to do well because the rhetoric of "UB is the best selling stuff ever" is getting poked full of holes from all angles...
>>97769239>Lion King UBDo we really need more cats after Ajani and Ocelot?
>>97769320How would I upgrade my hekkin' catterino commanderino otherwise??Think sister, think...
>>97769320better than turtles
>>97768539If there's a new fucking bard but no monk I'm going to be pissed beyond all belief
>>97768174>Literal scam to fill investor pocketsLol
>>97769359>artifacts: the gamePass. No monks.>>97769377>brazilians: the gamePass. No monks.
>>97769387Wrong on both accounts.Low functioning aspie.
>>97768535I remember playing Wizards back in Dominaria Standard.Could they be a viable deck in Pioneer?
>>97768535They did it.Conditionally better cancel at rare.
>>97769420Now that I look through the cards, Merfolk have shitton of Wizards, and some possible ways to dump the mana from the Mana Drain at home.
>>97769432Please don't remind people there are good cards in aetherdrift I am keeping the entire set to myself after everyone wrote it off because their favorite professor told them to, thank you
>>97769428They've done it many times before.
>>97769486>cancel but only better on your turn and you have to attackyeah nah
>>97769486I know.It just always makes me laugh ngl.Both of these feel almost fine as uncommons.
>>97769501>Attack and turn restrictions aren't conditionsRetard anon...
>>97769501You have two choices. Cancel or Admiral's Order. Which one you pick?
>>97769461I drafted Aetherdrift recently and I won't that one, but I can't deny it's a really generic set. It's just all the classic card effects, but with a vehicle attached to them.
>>97769516I pick the one without the girl boss
>>97769518Won first place on that one*
>>97769520Why?
>>97768524>Also WHAT THE FUCK? Why are we getting Strixhavenspoilers already, new set dropped 3 weeks ago onlyMTG release pace has been accelerated to a point where they're just constantly releasing new shit. There's no point in getting hyped for anything because the marketing for the next-next set begins before the next set is even out.
>>97769522Because you're never getting value out of the on your turn condition anyway, why bother putting a grannussy art card in your deck?
>>97769520This.>>97769522I absolutely despise cards with ugly women on them regardless of function.
>>97769522Because I'm Aryan white.
>>97769550>aryan>whitepick one
>>97769555Kysbshitspine poop face dalit
>>97769387>>artifacts: the gameI haven't played against a single artifact deck yet. I don't think anyone local even has one
>>97769527Line must go UPSpoilers shall NEVER endUnending slop for PIGS
>>97769550You have to be blonde and blue eyed and have pink nipples to be Aryan White though.
>>97769571I have I kill the Jews I play premodern.I'm white.Kys.
>>97769571You have to be blonde and blue eyed and have pink nipples to be any kind of white though.
>>97769583>I have I kill the Jews I play premodern.Proof?
>>97762172>Creature - Carrot Performer
>>97769600Post hand Indian gypsy.
>>97769618>No u post
>>97769646>Starts itIconic bad faith tranny.Post your decks, go ahead.Let me guess arena tranny
>>97769687You are a male to female transsexual.
>>97769709>>97769709>>97769709
>>97769687>Can't prove he's white>P-post ur decks Lol
>>97766148it's fun but in the way where you'll realize by 2nd/3rd round that they definitely should have made it a normal sized set
>>97768436>5/5 Arcanis with keywords that draws the turn it comes out
>>97768509>tap an untapped creature: prepare>prepare side is secure the wastes
>>97769571nta, but that's me. Good times.
>>97769086As-is you can cast as many Ancestral Recalls as you want until one resolves.
>>97767493This in foil is insane.
>>97772017most 7th ed foil lands are goat top tier in foil anon.manofculture.jpeg
