Post art, stories, fanfics, minis, animations any OC you like depicting this pairing.No seethers.
Retarded thread but alright.
Old classic
Well alright.
WHATS IN THE BOX... GW... WHATS IN THE BOX WHATS IN THE 11TH ENDITION LAUNCH BOX?!?! WHATS IN THE BOX:.?
>>97782998How do you feel about the fact that the only canon eldar x human pairing to produce any get was eldar male human female? Are we still seething about Illiyan Nastase?
>>97783078I don't think anyone was seething ever about it except for one notable faggot who shall not be named.
>>97783078Didn't make this as explicitly a male human x female eldar thread btw, fem human x male eldar works too
>>97783072>Two Catachans see a Wych in the jungle>They all run into a modern house with a standard white bedLow budget parody porn is silly.
No elf can resist my gut.
>>97783094>Low budget parody porn is silly.That's half the appeal of it.
>>97783095
>>97783086Why does GW hate Ynnari
Which is more likely? Eldar x Human or Dark Eldar x Human?
>>97783117Dark Eldar are degenerates, so definitely them
>>97783117Drukhari x Human is unironically more likely. They think just as lowly of the mon'keigh, but are also depraved enough to get off on that.
>>97783117By sheer volume, DEldar. It's not going to be happy relationships though.
>>97783117Pretty sure some CSM has a DE waifu in lore. TS sorcerer I think?
>>97783117Deldar. There are some that might use a human as a sex toy or even if weird enough as a lover, but that's rare usually they don't apart from rape torture.A slightly degen Drukhari with the Ynnari that doesn't need to torture to survive would be the best bet.After Drukhari, it's Corsairs.
>>97783086>>97783092Fair enough!
>>97783086There are 2: N*****fag and the guy who self inserts as Eldar and sees 40K humans as nonwhites/pajeets and Eldar as whites and calls the pairing anti-whate blacked or whatever (brain fried by /pol/ & porn)
What are the wholesome non-smut fanfics featuring human x eldar that are not as well known in the community like say Love Can Bloom is?
I know it's vidya, but it's relevant: How did you anons feel about Rogue Trader's Yrliet and Marazhai romances if you played them?
Hypothetical;Eldar will use (heavily cherry-picked) Humans taken/saved from Frontier or Feral worlds as emotional 'training' or 'reminders' through forming bonds with them; whether this be romantic, pseudo-parental, or otherwise. Some young Eldar may even be paired with Human infants as 'siblings' who grow up alongside them.This gives the Eldar a grounded method of experiencing a wide range of emotions, particularly grief when their Human passes away due to old age. For thr Human's part in it, they get to live on a Craftworld having better lives than any other Humans in the galaxy, as attendents and aides to their Eldar 'partners'.Naturally some Craftworlds view this as unclean or barbarous, and others look down on it as having needlessly advanced 'pets', but in general it gives the Eldar involved a 'trial' of potentially harmful emotions they'll experience later in life.
(You) there!Try writing an Eldar x Human short story in one or a few posts ITT
>>97783078Illiyan Nastase was also essentially fully retconned as well into a full blooded Eldar after decades of being just ignored entirely.GW has made it pretty explicit that half-eldar aren't a thing in 40k.
>>97783117Dark Eldax x human, obviously. They are degenerates and fucking humans is basically beastiality for them, but it is still remarkably vanilla by deldar standards.
>>97783095>lettuce on the burgerOn a diet today, skinny?
>>97783170>the guy who self inserts as Eldar and sees 40K humans as nonwhites/pajeets and Eldar as whites and calls the pairing anti-whate blacked or whateverThat copypasta is a trip and a half because it's sincere. He believes that.
>>97783462What copypasta?
>>97783078Most images are just bog-standard male human self-insert asshole x random eldar waifu. So they probably just outright ignore this particular facet of the (outdated, retconned) lore.There are also this Solitaire and the SoB that travel together, which everyone just keeps forgetting aboutIncluding me, don't remember their names.
>>97783078Its two, actually. One is still on
>>97783462Post it post it I've never seen it lol
>>97783536>So they probably just outright ignore this particular facet of the (outdated, retconned) lore.Same reason why the fanwank artwork usually ignores the fact that the Eldar are like a head taller if not more than baseline humans.
>>97783551That face looks so goofy. I can't quite place the reason why as I usually actually like the eldar looking a bit inhuman and weird. Just not in that sort of bogged way.
>>97783596Looks somewhat similar to how fantasy elves were drawn in some editions. It's certainly not just a human with pointy ears.
>>97783086/twg/ produced some good stuff
>>97783630Agent smith looking fucker.
Did some shitflinging in the garbage 40k general prompt the creation of this garbage thread or something?
>>97783665Even better, there are already two other>THE ELF IS FEMALE AND SEX WITH HUMAN MALEthreads.
>>97783665Nope. I just liked the tppic and don't want to post related stuff in 40K thread or the general elf thread because it's kinda derailing. Plus I don't see why you're complaining, this will be a "containment" for the topic so people who dislike the idea in those threads won't be pissed. Everyone wins.
>>97783596That was a trend in 3rd-4th. Kyganil looks a little different in vol.3
>>97783689I see. Usually such blatant b8 threads are offshoots of fighting going on in that shitpile general.
>>97783681I love this old school black and white pencil sketch eldar artwork. They have such a stellar vibe to them.
>>97783736Surely a product of their time.
>>97783689I'm not going to be a complete asshat in your thread, but>containment threadThis never works as intended. Nobody will think "I shall not make this stupid horny shitpost here, as there is already a thread somewhere else!" Nobody. Many anons don't even use the catalog.
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>>97783197>YrlietShe's kinda retarded and a meh representation of an Eldar. Most of her content isn't about herself just her Craftworld and some random Eldar loredumps. I don't care about muh no sex aspect of the romance, Eldar and Humans can't reproduce anyways. But they could have had more interpersonal shit going on you don't get to know each other properly like with some of the other characters it's mostly just quest plot & lore dumps.
>>97783736>>97783752>>97783761Im in fear about my eldars since Jes is retired
>>97783761I know it can't be done, wasn't even the main goal, just a side bonus. But some people who like the topic did show up from the general I assume, so better that they're posting here in good company heh
>>97783752Warlocks have such a peak aesthetic. They are propably what made me fall in love with the Eldar in the first place back when I was a wee lad.
>>97783640>>97783790Adorable, I like it when the art is on the more wholesome side and not goon bait.
>>97783827That shit is still retarded goonbait that ignores Eldar lore. Aspect warriors, especially fucking exarchs, when donning the war masks are basically in a sort of battle trance/autism mode so some sort of retarded romantic date with a human (as laughable that scenario is in the first place even with a non aspect warrior eldar) would not even cross their minds. The entire point of the warmasks the aspect warriors don is that they focus solely on battle and feel nothing over slaughtering their foes.Just because it isn't outright pornography doesn't mean that fanwank artwork like that is blatantly ignoring Eldar lore for self insert fetish fantasy purposes.
>>97783842We know it isn't canon anon, the thread topic is a non canonical fanfic pairing idea. Idk why did you come into it you dislike it.I don't see it as goonbait, just a wholesome picture of vanilla romance. The OP's image is goonbait (not seething at him fine they post that, just pointing out the difference)
>>97783818Space elf-monk pagan wizard not!-jedis are rad.
>>97783857It's noldorfag 2.0. mentioned in >>97783170he just spams the same images of Eldar as always and he's doing it here even though it's not the topic to hit image bump limit/derail because he's triggered by the thread.even tho the OP specifically made this thread to not bother people like him in /40kg/ or the other elf thread he came here anyways kek
The best part of Yvraine was the joke of her fucking Guilliman and the porn it led to. I don't mean that in a good way.
>>97783536>retconnedNever happened, Nastase is still on the books
>>97783892Am I the only one here who likes the general Eldar x Human memes, but disliked Yvrainne x Guilliman? Never clicked for me, too forced imo. Would rather see fanfic/fanart Eldar and Human OCs.
>>97783908Retconned, it's basically a different guy and there are no half-eldar. That's what has been retconned.
>>97782998Has anyone tried making this with minis (apart from anons giving Deldar human slaves & Stern+Clownbro)
>>97783890>get even the mildest pusshback against your self insert fetish garbage>start seething about muh noldorfagIt is also funny that you act indignant over people who dislike this blatant fetish shit posting in this blatant fetish thread when your ilk wastes no opportunity to spam your garbage in any and all discussion about eldar be it on /tg/ or /v/.
>>97783951Well...
>>97783921>Never clicked for me, too forced imoCertainly, the barely interacted with each other, and the lore blurb that spawned this garbage has Girlyman explicitly state how much he doesn't trust her. Most his dealings were with Eldrad anyway. Ask them to post that fluff and you get dead silence.But yeah, a female eldar and a human male were in the same room and talked to each other, means they fucked. Cue years of constantly pretending that they are a couple for real.
>>97783908As a full blooded Eldar farseer from Uthwe, not as a half eldar spesh muhreen astropath.The OG Natstase is retconned both in his nature, origins and role in the setting. The only thing that remained of him was his name.
>>97783952the thread OP was clear what the thread was about, you could have ignored it, yet you came here to pick fightssee:>even tho the OP specifically made this thread to not bother people like him in /40kg/ or the other elf thread he came here anyways kek
>>97783968So? Regular discussion about the eldar doesn't stop you fucks from spamming your garbage, you clearly have no respect for the people who don't want to see that shit every time eldar are even mentioned. Why would I hold any respect for you fucks. I am just as free to "pick fights" with you as you are free to spam your smut.
>>97783994>I hate eldar x human spammers wish they fuck off>they fuck off to thread of their own made to not annoy the former>I'm gonna follow them!Doesn't make sense
>>97783994>This thread is about something I don't like?>I know, I'll go into it to say I don't like it!Piss off, Alaitoc, go back to losing against Marines.
>>97783998The difference is that you don't fuck off. You spam your garbage on 40k general and on 40k discussion on /v/. There is no eldar discussion that gains any traction on this fucking site that is not free of one of you secondary fucks spamming this garbage fanwank. It is blatantly obvious that some of you do it just to be obnoxious faggots.
Do you remember?
>>97784018I do, and it was garbage back then as well.
>>97782998The absolute look of disgust on an Eldar girl's face at her maid cafe job on an Exodite world when some mon'keigh tourists show up and remind her that she has to address them as "Master" while they're customers
>>97784015>>97784026Well aren't you a pathetic little wretch?
>>97783962The retards that insist on inserting their race mixing fetish into 40k don't give a fuck about the lore at all so it is no wonder they ignore the fact that Yvraine and Guilliman only met once.
>>97784015There is barely any in /40kg/, we're not in /40kg/ we're in a eldar x human thread where we did fuck off to, but you followed us lol
>>97784057See>>97784055 and >>97784015My dislike for your ilk stems from two decades of browsing this site. I hated love can bloom shit when it was first spammed here and I still hate you fucks.
>>97783994OP here, I don't even mind you posting Eldar stuff that isn't the thread topic of Eldar x Human romance. But as the other anon said I made this in part not to inncur shitflinging about the topic in other threads. Is that not ehat you wanted so, so the topic isn't brought up in other places? I'm actively trying not to annoy people. I don't see what's wrong here, this is a pseudo-containment thread which you can ignore if you dislike. I don't get why did you come here as we are technically doing what you requested and not shitting up the other threads. Could you at least not shitfling
>>97784042Buddy I ignore the entirety of Yvraine's character, because it fucking sucks and her existence is an insult to Eldar as a whole. I'm furthermore capable of separating a more joking, if fetishized, view of Eldar from how I actually seriously consider them, their lore, and /my dudes/.If you're so offended by un-serious takes and obvious jokes then you should maybe step back and reconsider your mindset.>>97784057>>97784057Same to you, if you're even a different person.
>>97784055>>97784073You don't realize that you're arguing with a autist
>>97784068k
>>97784073If you genuinely just made the thread to discuss the topic, as much as I dislike it, my ire is not really directed to you. I have grown an extremely hateful of this matter however, due to the two decades of having of this garbage being spammed in every discussion about the eldar on this site. The awful, awful fucking smut art, the retards that insist on half eldar being a thing and the yvraine x guilliman fanwank, all rolls into a general distaste I have towards this topic and the people who post this shit. Especially because despite fucks like >>97784081 insisting that this is all just jokes and shit, I see this garbage fetish infecting discussion about the eldar everywhere and retards taking it as a fact.I like the Eldar for what their lore, aesthetics and what they are, alien space elves that are legitimately superhuman beings. The Eldar are what got me into 40k in the first place. Seeing this fetish shit infect every discussion about the eldar and retards just treating the eldar as waifu/goonbait shit, annoys the fuck out of me. Especially the people who genuinely seem to do it just out of some weird race play fetish reasons. They legitimately disgust me.
>>97784087
>>97784138legit autism, not "passionate about your hobbies"one day his parents will succumb to dementia or something and he'll end up homeless with nobody to pay for his internet so chin up lad
>>97783170>self inserts as the Chinese/Japanese inspired race >sees Humanity (who was 99.9% White until recently) as pajeets/n*ggers How in the fuck can you get that retarded->/pol/Ah.
>>97784168>>97783170That is a complete strawman of my position, assuming that there isn't some third person who has genuinely made such statements which that post is referring to.I have never self inserted as the Eldar, and only comparable statement to "viewing humans in 40k as nonwhites/pajeets" is that I've stated that from the Eldar point of view, romance with a human would be seen as essentially romance with a lower/lesser race, because the Eldar are genuinely superhuman beings when compared to baseline humans in 40k in terms of their physical and mental qualities. Plus wast majority of Eldar are also rather explicitly race supremacists as well, as in they view themselves as a superior race as well.Thus from Eldar pov romance with a human is either something akin to beastiality or "romancing" a lesser race.
>>97784208so you weren't the guy who was spamming that eldar x human = blacked? And that Eldar are true Aryans of the setting and he identifies with them while humans are non-whites and went into /pol/ spirals
>>97784208>>97784222Example post of his
>>97784263That looks like a joke post to me. /pol/ brained joke post for sure but it has a fucking spurdo on it.
>>97784272Nah he unironically went off a bunch in some threads about eldar x human being blacked and that Eldar are Aryans. Also has the habbits of posting Eldar images with every post so I thought it might ave been the same person as >>97784126
I actually made a Half-Eldar character, still have her model too.Her mother was a Rogue Trader who seduced a Corsair Prince (he went along with it because he was bored) trying to get a personal pet psyker, with the added 'exotic' factor of it being half-xenos to one-up her competition.She didn't account for a Half-Eldar still taking longer than a Human child to grow, and by the time the hybrid was of age to start showing potential the RT had moved on to other projects and tossed the girl aside as the lesser of several heirs.Queue an Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor investigating the RT and finding out about the child before strong-arming the RT into handing her over. Inquisitor then used the half-breeds psychic gifts to find heretic cults and increase his own standing, while keeping the hybrid in secrecy and subjecting her to psychological conditioning to loathe herself.Eventually his aims got a bit too high and he started trying to fabricate evidence of heresy in his fellow inquisitors, leading to the hybrid contacting a Lord Inquisitor as she felt her 'master' slipping into heresy himself.Lord Inquisitor showed up, smashed the renegade, and took the hybrid on in his personal retinue. At some point they even hunted down her dear old dad after he raided one too many Imperial trade routes, and she personally saw to his execution. She even kept his pistol as a memento.Now she's a self-loathing prophet elevated to the role of Interrogator due to the Lord Inquisitor being stuck in Nihilus and emergencies popping up one after the other.
>>97784126Well anon I'm sorry that you've been annoyed by people spamming for years, I haven't seen this topic get too bad, but I get it, I'll get annoyed seeing even the topics I like spammed about to hell and back. I see how stuff like decalanon obsession derails almost every /40kg/ thread and I assume there were periods of Eldarposting that got that bad. But it's a fictional setting no need to get worked up that much, what we post here id just romance fanfiction that no one seriously (who understands the lore) tries to insisit is canon, so that won't change it. It's just a silly meme ship idea people post about. Some of it is just joke horney posting and cute art, not really trying to demolish 40k lore. More of people who like the cute enemies to lovers or human x alien/elf (without relating to raceplay as some anons likening it to blacked). Tried making a thread specifically for this to avoid annoying people such as yourself who dislike it, you're just casuing yourself stress by coming to get angered by it. Don't it's not worth it. Just try to ignore the stuff, you won't change anyone's mind by writing long angry posts and picking fights, you're just wasting your time while you could have been doing something you enjoy or posting stuff you like. it's fine you dislike the idea I dislike plenty of stuff other people like (primarchs, horus heresy for example, hell even certain people who get too fetishy about this topic), but getting worked up so much is not gonna do you any good while not changing anything. Nothing posted ITT or elsewere by Eldar x Human shipping will make it canon nor change the lore. Unless GW makes it so, but even that can be ignored since it's just fiction.
>>97784284>>97784222The only time I recall having made mention of Eldar x human being blacked shit was in some rogue trader thread on /v/, where people were spamming their raceplay fetish fanwank. I don't recall having made such a statement more than once and that was like this month or the last month. The point of the comparison was more about the people who like that smut rather than the pairing in the setting, which in universe is more comparable to beastiality than race mixing.
>>97784330I guess it was a different anon then since that guy also talked about identifying with the Eldar as true whites of the setting frequently lol
>>97784325Yeah, I know it is fictional and I shouldn't get this annoyed. It is a personal pet peevee that has developed over the years, mostly because of the fact that people just keep pushing it as canonical or seemingly out of nowhere in just random threads where eldar are mentioned.I suspect that it is partially done by people who are trying to b8 noldorfag, but my admitted own sperginess still gets immensely annoyed by it.To clarify my view, I don't hate human x eldar shipping etc out of some issues about elves and humans hooking up in general, I think it is fine if it works within the setting. Same goes for half elves, one of my more recent favorite elf characters is a half elf, picture related.I merely dislike this matchup and especially the concept of half eldar in 40k, because in my view, it is wholly against the spirit of the setting, unsupported by lore, and especially damaging to the Eldar because the idea humanizes them too much, and lessens their alien aspect, which is to me, just as important if not more important than their elven aspect. It is especially grating to me, when most of the fanart etc that portrays such relationships blatantly ignores basic elements of eldar lore, such as the fact that eldar TOWER over baseline humans, being easily a head taller than them, and just portrays the eldar as cutesy anime bimbos for some human self insert characters to fuck.Essentially, it is impossible for me to view such artwork as genuine fanart of the eldar because it blatantly only exists to satisfy some fetishistic intent rather than actuallly appreciating the eldar as they are.It is an autistic annoyance, admittedly, but one cannot help oneself with such sentiments.>>97784342Like I said, I have never self inserted into the setting, that's fucking retarded. I like the eldar because they are the coolest faction to me in terms of their lore and aesthetics. They are what got me into 40k.
>>97783578>put it backGot me
>>97784386Perefectly reasonable to dislike it I get it from a lore fan stanpoint also desu it diminishes the average Imperial as most of them would see xeno love as disgusting. I just personally seperate the lore and ship idea and like the eldar x human memes for the previously mentioned reasons in the last post, where of course we disagree. And a thing I do also consider a shared peeeve is the art height which unironically also gets under my skin too lol. >>97784018 while nice style kills the piece by making Taldeer shorter while >>97783790 for example does it fine by making the Banshee actually have to lean in a lot to kiss the guy, not sure why people don't just don't make Eldar taller in so many art pieces. I'd just advise trying to learn to ignore people shitposting more as frustration can negatively affect a person's health, thw reason I'm saying this is there's going to be a lot more of that stuff with releases like Total War 40K most likely since as I've seen that fanbase made a lot of art and even lewd mods for Fantasy Warhammer and while not a frequent browser there's been a ton of art and elf x human posting on the /vg/ thread too (though the worst part there was the furry rape of elves spam by skaven fags - especially Kerillian shit). So it most likely is gonna increase for a bit for a while with the total war game coming. So imo anon try to reel it in and try to fight the urge to get angered and engage in debates. It won't change canon, it will just cause you to get frustrated and waste time. Of course that's just my personal advice, at least try to ignore the more innocent looking stuff that's not outright borderline pornposting/smut
Voidstinger needs a rogue trader GF
>>97784620We ain't getting BFGA3 so you'll have to settle for Laarthyr x Femcel Inquisitor
>>97784593I don't browse /vg/'s total warhammer threads or /vg/ in general so I have been spared most of that sort of smutposting. Most of it what I encounter is on either on /tg/ or on /v/. I do try to generally ignore just random individual pieces of art and don't start going "NOT CANNON" over every piece of fanwank art. My general annoyance is just the overall trend of seeing it every time eldar are discussed, for reasons I already outlined.In any case, I'll stop arguing about the topic itt as well.>>97784620I'd pay good money for a game that outright focused on Eldar corsairs and allowed you to play as a corsair prince with your own crew.>>97784633Has there even been confirmation that he is romanceable in that game? If it is so, then Dark Heresy threads are going to be insufferable.
There's two types of 40k loreActual lore where everyone hates each other and romance doesn't exist except to be crushed in tragic grim darknessThen meme lore where Orks imagine they're tanks and Xenos women think Humans are cute
>>97784661>Has there even been confirmation that he is romanceable in that game? If it is so, then Dark Heresy threads are going to be insufferable.No 100% conformation. But looking at the lineup he's a likely candidate. Him, dogmatic psyker and Catachan. Small spoiler He has a either dead or ex GF as seen in a chaos fuckey section so that could signal he is available. We'll see.
>>97784661Oh ok glad to hear it anon, I also follow Owlcat somewhat so for what it's worth nothing has been confirmed so far regarding companion romance in Dark Heresy apart from that they are trying to make the female tech priest companion a romance as confirmed in an interview.>>97784694Maybe, last game had 2 male optionsso could just end up being Haimar and Sarro, i heard there will be a male spy companion too via datamine so maybe him instead of Larry.
>>97782998Interspecies sex is illegal
>>97784593>not sure why people don't just don't make Eldar taller in so many art piecesLazyness, it's easier to draw when they're same height
>>97783694Has there ever been a more inconsistently depicted character than Iyanna Arienal? She started out as a racist caricature of an Asian, then became a Norwegian supermodel, and now she's a dumpy redhead with a receding hairline.
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>>97783960I saw that image ten years ago anon. doesn't take away you being correct, just putting intoperspective how the interget regurgitates its own content all the time
>>97785106You made me remember Doom Rider exists.How has GW forgot about Doom rider?
>>97785194It's best that they forget about doom rider so he can exist in limbo without getting ruined
>>97785194
>>97783630Remember the time this guy steered a Tyranid fleet into a planet of xenos who only knew how to fight in one-on-one duels, and they all died in hours?
>>97785306That necron is so locked in
>>97783813The whole range has been refreshed anyway, you don't have to worry for 30 years.
>>97785306Khornate has seen some shit, manwebway glider looks goofy>>97783197I think it is very lore friendly, see>>97783155>>97783410it makes sense the drukhari would be down for hardcore bdsm while the CRAFTWORLD eldar is borderline vomiting at the mere thought of being physically intimate and only holds hands with you in your mind, on your death bed corsairs are like the liberals of the aeldari-world you can make Yrliet thaw up to humanity and radicalize her to join the aeldari version of PETA: AETHAN >Aeldari for the ethical treatment of humans
>come into Eldar x Human thread>it's just the usual suspects having a spastic meltyAnyway.
>>97783482>>97783561Sorry it took so long.
>>97786211
None of these happened.
>>97786625Did you forget about the half-Eldar Ultramarine Librarian again?That is why teh Yvraine/Guilliman thing is so fucking funny.
Where are the gays and lesbians?
>>97786755Presumably off doing gay and lesbian things?
>>97786751>Did you forget about the half-Eldar Ultramarine Librarian again?Yeah, and considering his retconned circumstances, I made this statement with full confidence.
>>97786802I meant in this threadI thought this was about shipping why do I only see straight couples? Also I thought Lelith is gay
>>97786844Actually Lelith worship slaanesh in eye of terror
>>97786755on tumblr
>>97787153I love how people only know her as whore now and cock sleeve
>>97786844>Also I thought Lelith is gayI don't think Lelith cares wether it's a Haemunculous' spiked dildo full of drugs, a Corsair Princess' studed, dextrous and unnaturally long tongue or Jagathai Khan's rod of steel-hard superhuman flesh.
>>97787220Blame GW for handling their storyline so fucking terribly, not knowing what to do with it, and then just throwing it and all it's characters into the bin.
>>97787220>>97787329I actually listened to Hand Of Darkness since it was on Audible, and all it did was make her out to be a complete bitch even to other Eldar and the Ynnari as being completely dysfunctional. The whole (sub)faction wasn't likeable and it almost felt like intentional sabotage.
>>97787352The idea of a pan eldar Ynnead death cult faction is cool but the execution failed completely.
>>97787352Somehow people think someone like Guilleman would like a complete bitch who enslaved the souls of her people for necromancy and commits genocide?I thought it was crack because she's an eldar, it turns out she's terrible and he wouldn't go for her in the first place because he has taste
>>97783159>Night Lord>DrukhariA match made in the deepest circles of hell
>>97787459Guilliman's Eldar lover is clearly Eldrad.
>>97783078>How do you feel about the fact that the only canon eldar x human pairing to produce any get was eldar male human female?I don't care.>Are we still seething about Illiyan Nastase?No, because it was honestly kinda stupid in the first place. Forgive me if I'm mistaken but I don't think half-elves exist in WHFB either where elves and men are way closer and friendlier to boot, so it makes even less sense in 40k where they despise each other only slightly less than they do the other races and are also even farther apart biologically.That being said I do like human x eldar pairings even if they're unrealistic and make no sense, if for no other reason than the fact that they make turbo-autists seethe at space elf tiddies>>97783197I found the romance itself kind of mid, romance in Owlcat's RPGs kind of tends to be.That being said some reject Outcast Eldar becoming emotionally attached to a rogue trader is probably the most plausible human x eldar pairing you can get in canon, so it's pretty nice.
>>97787591>supports the Ynnariabsolutely disgusting, horrendous
>>97787634As of the latest codex he actually abandoned them and went back to Ulthwe.In fact all of the named Eldar characters and Lelith abandoned the Ynnari. Only Iyanden still maintains support for them, and that's just because they need extra security. Even then Iyanna has resumed her search for the Tears of Morai-Heg rather than continue to support Yvraine, and Yriel has repeatedly petitioned Iyanden's Seer Council to oust the Ynnari.
Fantasy/AoS have a lot more human on elf romance going on. >>97786844>Lelith is gayYou just made that up. The only gay character is Yarrick.
>>97785306>Tauasakikek
>>97787657>Yrielthe dude she resurrected in the first place? kek, she keeps getting L's
>>97787797Pretty sure that retard Brooks gave her a gf in her Novel. Because he pushes his politics into whatever he writers like McNeil does lately (the new Bretonnia book for old world)
>>97787797According to Valedor, Lelith sleeps with whatever she feels like sleeping with, and when she gets bored of them she just stabs them to death. If they were good in bed she'll sometimes have a Haemonculi bring them back afterwards as 'thanks'.
>>97787797>>97786375>>97783086These men are moments away from getting the skin flayed right off their dicks.
>>97788508Dark Elves aren't that edgy anon. Dark Eldar meanwhile absolutely are.
>>97788508The one here >>97783086 has a Ynnari symbol so maybe's she's a bit less inclined to be a psycho
>>97788090>ancient civilisation that was so depraved and debauched that they literally fucked a chaos god of sexual excess into existence that wiped out billions and riped a gaping hole into realspace, looked at that and said fuck it I ain't stopping, in fact let's do it harder>oh b-b-b-but one of the women h-h-has a g-g-g-girlfriend :'(Give yourself an uppercut, numbnuts.
>>97790113Yeah, but I was commenting about Brooks' intent as he proudly states he adds in progressive shit on purpose, not organically. He didn't just go "Oh, let's make her lover a woman just cause, it fits Deldar" it was muh DEI checkboxing specifically.
the only appropriate "eldar x human" relationship is owner x property.
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>>97788508>>97788530I've always found the perception of dark eldar being clownishly sadistic to undersell the real potential of their malevolence. anyone can cause a fight or flight response in an animal by subjecting it to grievous bodily harm, but that's just so crude and unimaginative. imo the real artistry is in inspiring some misled sense of hope and yearning for escape or better treatment, only to twist those ill conceived notions into legitimate psychological torment of a sapient being. to excel in such an endeavor, to inspire mental and emotional anguish without so much as lifting a finger, speaks volumes of the insight, cleverness and control possessed by the individual administering it (and orders of magnitude moreso if done to another eldar)pic very much related
>>97787553I mean where else would it happen
>>97783403Malcador had a half-eldar he tormented with tales of all the fucked-up shit he'd done until he mentally broke, then he'd mindwipe him and start over again. That was from The Buried Dagger, published Feb '19.Course he was apparently only a half-eldar due to fucked up science, but still.
>>97782998>>97783290the only eldar x human smut fic i am familiar with >eldar women prefer human men a 40k smut ficon QQ you will unfortunately need to sign up if you want to read it. they restrict access to the adult part of the forums.
>>97791895Took me five minutes
>>97791981Holy shit Primarchs really are gay
Corsair princess taking a young imperial noble twink on a adventure
>>97783818>Warlocks have such a peak aesthetic.NopeThey are literally the reason why Eldar women prefer Humans
>>97793604I wanted to say drukhari look better then I recalled THAT cover
>>97790402>not organically.Dude."organic" Eldar lore is being Imperium's battered waifus.At least Brooks approach on Eldars gains them some traction among the audience.
>>97793604>>97793641Kill yourself decalfag
>>97793682Cope harder.The only existing alternative to Brooks is :>>97783072or picrelated
>>97793627he's just like me fr
>>97787797Fantasy Dork Elves are much better than Deldar
>>97794462I too enjoy Age of Sigmar, the best Warhammer setting.
is it weird to want to date a solitaire?
>>97794565I assume that the clowns are more likely to have romance with humans due to being one of the rarer breed of the eldars that dont have their heads stuck up in their asses and arent as obnoxious as their kin (relatively).
>>97794483>AoS>Bretonnian peasant levy spearmanYour newfag is showing.
>>97794565Maybe if the couple provides enough entertainment Kekorach decides to munch her soul himself to be pranked for eternity instead of the usual boring disolving into dormancy in the warp soul soup that happens to non-psyker humans.
>>97795004I assumed your image was unrelated to your text, based on the contents of your post. How sad to learn you simply have /v/ermin taste.
>>97797023>say dumb shit>double down Sad!
>>97790113>ancient civilisation that was so depraved and debauched that they literally fucked a chaos god of sexual excess into existence that wiped out billions and riped a gaping hole into realspace, looked at that and said fuck it I ain't stopping, in fact let's do it harder>are so depraved that concepts like love are beyond their comprehension>let's give one of the most well known characters from this civilisation a love interest that she will refuse to kill because the power of love or some shit>anyone who has an issue with this is obviously just a disgusting chud!
>>97797645Stop saving samples.
>>97797007>harlequin 'pranks'there was a really funny joke something about putting the souls of people into weapons, fun timesI am sure there are many more harlequin pranksmaybe making you shit out of your mouth?I'd prefer drifting around in warp soul soup
>>97800899/twg/ continuing to make more Warhammer content than this entire board.
>>97799561I have to wonder, do Eldar eat steaks? Ribs? Do they have burgers?
>>97782998Rare owlcat W for making the eldar waifu a troll option.
>>97800930I dont't recall any lore explicitly stating that the eldar are vegans so they propably do eat meat on occasion.
>>97800907We had a lot of drawfags activate in the last few days on there lol
>>97783095The hideous stench of weed will drive them away. Vile, excercable, criminal negro musk, poisonous.
>>97800907/tg/ never recovered from the great drawfag bans of the early 2010s. It nearly killed the board.
>>97784068Maybe you should leave then, go somewhere else that's infested with normalfags like you and leave us alone, perhaps?
>>97790480Okay now, this kinda gets to me a bit, how the fuck was the kid born with the laurels on him exactly? That's not how laurels work, dammit.
>>97801657Lmao, the people that want muh human x eldar relationship shit in 40k are the peak of normalfag infestation on the hobby. Lore autists like me that hate the idea because it makes no sense in 40k are the furthest thing from a normie when it comes to this hobby.
>>97801672Yvraine obviously had some on the table next to her, placed there by Bobby for placement immediately after the birth.
>>97794462*Human desperate for pussy*"Wow, and where does that vein go?"
>>97801707I'm sure anon is asking how it is even physically possible because eldar and humans cannot biologically reproduce and of they could this could would be the result of genestealersSo either way you should burn it in fire or put a bullet through this abominations brain
>>97801672Anon, it never happened.
>>97793604>They are literally the reason why Eldar women prefer HumansNastase had an eldar father.
>>97803069all the girlies romancing Marazhai...
Any Eldar that finds humans sexually attractive is essentially into bestiality as they see humans as nothing but lowly pets at best.Best a human could realistically hope for from an Eldar is a headpat and be called a good boy.
>>97803679Quite opposite.It's Eldar who becames extremelly submissive in humans presence,
>>97803684gay
>>97803066It did happen and it's canon.
>>97787797>Fantasy/AoS have a lot more human on elf romance going on.And that's a good thing.
this whole thread is pure cringe
>>97803122as a boring straightie I'm jealous of them but happy for them. I was hoping to be able to choose between him and his sister. Yrliet was okay, but just not for me.Who knows, maybe we'll get a Kerillian exodite in a future DLC or game.
>>97800899So cute
>>97786267Holy shit, Korgoth of Barbaria.
>>97793604The mask stays on during sex, you know why
>>97786802I fucking hate this retarded narrative. 95% of the time it's people injecting their gay fan-fiction into history rather than supposed "gay erasure."
>>97801672The laurels got to you, but not the full head of hair?
>>97793604>all the posts reminding this guy that the canon Eldar X Human pairing is EMHFlmao, self-inserter got stunted on
>>97786267>>97807871Right from the very same scene ... Oh gawd ... can't stop laughing ...
post more wholesome & pure art
>>97801300Truth. Not even a nuke, just the sad, ugly truth.
>>97811576You first, bumpfaggot.
>>97783095……
Eldar male x human female
>>97815123Canon
>>97815123>>97815153Cringe.
>>97783078>>97783403>>97783536>Are we still seething about Illiyan Nastase?Kinda, yeah.It annoys me that they made him into a full Eldar. They should have kept him as an astropath sworn to the Ultramarines and given him the backstory of being born and raised on some Emperor-forsaken space station or star port, that was occasionally visited by Eldar corsairs. His mother was a barmaid/whore and his father was some pirate or spacer... probably... maybe. Growing up people use to tease him and say that his father was an Eldar and accuse his mother of being a xeno fucker because his name sounded a bit "eldary" and because she was a slut who didn't know who his actual father was. Eventually he got pinged as being a psyker, thrown on a black ship and shipped off to Terra.That would have been a little grimddark, a little funny, and it would have kept close to his original lore without actually saying that he was half-Eldar, instead leaving it to fans to head canon for themselves whether or not he actually is or isn't.
>>97816338Shit take. Him being turned into full blooded eldar and thus squashing the notion of Half Eldar being a thing in 40k is one of the best lore changes GW has ever done.
>>97816338Half Eldar make Eldar who're already barely aliens not aliens at all.
>>97816433This. The existence of half eldar in 40k would be wholly detrimental to the eldar as a whole in terms of their lore and identity. They should remain as distinct from humanity as possible within their pre-existing lore. GW has done the right thing by emphasising their alien nature and how they are only superificially similar to humans.
>>97793604We have two (2) examples of Eldar male and human female couples and zero (0) of human male Eldar female couples.
>>97783761ngl I think modern dark eldar a bit too spikeywouldn't mind some old design incubi refreshed
>>97816433>>97816446>>97816338nevermind the fucking headache that would give you regarding the entire soul thing and how even would that work with spirit stoneswould a half-eldar need a spirit stone? would their soul get eaten by slaanesh because they don't have one?would they become one of many many souls hanging around in the warp?better just make it so they can't exist (naturally) in the first place, makes things easier>eldar lore regarding souls is already complicated enough
>>97784593I remember afew years ago afew fellows and I did an RP exploring this idea, when the character found out she was half Eldar (being raised Imperial) her first instinct was to kill herself and she had to be pinned down and disarmed to stop her. No idea how she was born btw just happened.
>>97816606As reference, an Eldars view of a human is like a very primitive and aggressive, very uncanny ape. I've never really minded the shipping between Eldar and humans but looking it from an autistic lore analysis point this is the equivelent of fucking both an uncanny creature, an ape, and a violent animal with the intelligence of a child. >>97816446Personally I prefer the Elf aspect over the alien aspect, if you make the Eldar too alien it fucks with their vibe and takes them from space Elves to "NO PLEASE WE'RE DEFINITELY NOT SPACE ELVES LOOK HOW DIFFERENT WE LOOK">Pic semi related
>>97816421Nahh, it's a great take.You're just mad because you're a secondary who doesn't like the idea that something isn't clearly stated to have a definitive answer or that fans might be given the freedom to have their own interpterion or head canon, despite the obvious implication that there is a definitive answer (if he was taken to Terra, soulbound and made into an Astropath, then he's obviously human and the childhood teasing is just kids being cunts.)But no, I'm just winding you up mate. I get that it's not necessarily everyone's cup of tea and that most of my ideas probably only appeal to me.
>>97816665This picture always cracks me up
>>97816665So would you say Lion El'Jonson should have a racist Biel-Tan Farseer waifu or a racist Exodite waifu?
>>97816665Oh, I'm fine with the current ballance of elf/alien with the eldar. My point is more that if half eldar actually were a thing in 40k, it would basically remove all alien elements from the Eldar and just reduce them into nothing but elves who happen to live in space
>>97816717Oh Exodite 100%, Biel-Tani are autistic to the point they can barely accept human presence I could 200% see an Exodite fucking an animal
>>97816682I understand how such approach would allow to keep the og Illyan concept "more intact" however imo, it is more important that the concept of half eldar is just pushed firmly out of cannon from 40k for the sake of the Eldar and their lore. Thats why I favor the explicit recon of Illyan into a full Eldar.
>>97816799explicit retcon*
>>97816550Thats a good point as well. Human and eldar souls are different to the extent that the eldar were capable of essentially reincarnating before slaanesh was born.
>>97816799Yeah that's fair enough......but you can't stop me from making my own Ultramarine sworn, (human) Atropath, Illiyan Nastase miniature, using pic related with cut down ears.
>>97816981I'm not one to argue against whatever the fuck people want to do with the plastic they've bought
>>97782998
>>97816725>Biel-Tani are autistic to the point they can barely accept human presenceBiel Tan is the only Craftworld to have ever sworm oaths of friendship with Humans.
>>97817489Didnt Saim Hann do ut too?
>>97816725Exodites the hicks of the aeldari>Eldar: no, don't look there human, that's where we keep the people who fuck sheep, don't interact!
>>97817528>eldar that fuck sheep, you say?
>>97816717Lion is gay
>>97819173Lion would impregnate a whole harem of Eldar just to one-up Guilliman
>>97820023That's impossible but it is your weird impregnation-fetish fanfic and you can do what you wantExcept you'd never actually write it or draw it because that would be work instead you put all your energy writing hereWhy didn't you put a pen in your hand and bring >>97819173your idea on paper so you can post it on ao3?
>>97820023One-upping something that never happened?
>>97821500>impossible>>97821586>never happened
>>97787329I see that elf and human reference
>>97826375
>>97783078the actual coherent backstory for a half-eldar is bioengineering
>>97826418>eldar girl shorter than humanShit tier art
>>97791291In a Necron tomb where they grunt and yelp so loudly it wakes up the necrons.
>>97801707That's cute, actually.>>97803066In GW canon? No. In fanon? It has happened over and over again.>>97808013A fair point.>>97802923No, I was wondering about the laurel specifically, you excessively murderous shitposter you.
>>97803069Except that got retconned out of existence, anon.
>>97783117you can have a BDSM sex relationship with a Deldar in rogue trader but with the eldar you can only chastely not hold hands
>>97790402Yeah and it's annoying. It's like the brown Eldar he added (since when are those a thing??) and the "Baronex" bullshit, then having a they/them Eldar. If they're so evolved just let them not give a single shit and call everyone a Prince or Baron in the same way that all Banshees wear the same armour. I don't mind the gay or yuri desu that makes more sense to me but the rest of the bs is tiresome. At least when you're scissoring you don't need to worry about soulstones.
>>97827539The funniest thing about that was the mentally ill faggotry she unleashed.>n-no she will surely learn to tolerate my touch>in post-game canon we have anal sex
>>97822210>using an eldar-waifufag reaction image for Imperial-fag self-insert garbageDelete your eldar folder.
>>97827441I bet Guilliman would step on it for extra measure and turn that disgusting freak into paste for extra emperor pointsif she doesn't abort it before that for being an abomination and an affront to everything eldar
>>97827986This better?
>>97827200No, she's just 70 solar years old, which makes her the eldar equivalent of a 13 year old girl. That's why she's both infatuated by the human (because she's young and dumb and doesn't know any better) and shorter then him.
>>97828033You may continue seething if you wish, but you will not stop me from finding this cute.
>>97828372As opposed to a 7,000 year old Eldar hag who now ruminates over how Eldar men think she's dusty and ancient, while also constantly going back to how Human men always seem amazed by her despite her age.
>>97827986
>>97808013Babies can be born with hair.
>>97782998Tragamional dites?
>>97783095AI generated spam image, but still funny
>>97783159This is cute and there should be more of it. I'm going to commission some.
>>97829901>Babies can be born with hair.BULLSHIT! HAIR IS A TOOL OF THE FASCIST IMPERIUM!
>>97807871That show was the best.
>289 replies>ctrl+f "Macha">0 resultsFor shame /tg/.
>>97784073He doesn't want you to go somewhere else. He just wants to bitch and moan and whine and sperg.
>>97785194I'm hoping Doom Rider returns when GW finally replaces those god-awful Chaos Biker sculpts that have been around since 3rd edition.
>>97835398LewdAnon did give Macha a cute butthole.
>>97835398Everyone loves Macha
>>97827547Eldar having brown skin is retarded lore rape as well. Eldar have canonically been described as pale and almost literally white skinned for decades. There is no reason for there to be brown skinned or black eldar besides retarded diversity brained bullshit. The space elves don't need their variant of brownoids.
>>97782998Why are her tits so fucking perfect
>>97782998>"Abelard! Announce to the thread how I fooled Yrliet into trusting me, then sold her soul to Slannesh!
>>97836059Can eldar even tan?
>>97837406We don't know but I wouldn't put it past them. Honestly, given their advanced tech, especially when it comes to the Dark Eldar, it would make sense that they could just alter their skin color to suit their tastes. However, again, lorewise they have been consistently described as pale skinned, with Dark Eldar being often described as being exteremely pale and almost corpse like in their skin color.
>>97837081They abide by the golden ratio.
I miss Lewdanon's Macha.
>>97835398>>97837980Speaking of, I wonder if Dawn of War IV will have a sexy female Farseer leading the Eldar or if they'll break from tradition and be gay and boring.
>>97838154I don't think DoW4 will survive long enough to HAVE the Eldar.But if they do it'll 100% be a tabletop accurate helmeted Farseer voiced by a dude, and a lady Autarch who also runs around helmeted.
>>97782998Who's the artist?
>>97837406I assume Exodites do, otherwise the Old Ones would have introduced a major design flaw.>>97837498In Da Big Dakka there's a Drukhari that has his skin tinted light blue like an ice statue. Probably not natural.
>>97782998More like Smeldar
>>97826383>truly, only the xenos could be so precise
>>97846529kek
>>97853230based
>>97853230>Sir Templar if you feel concern regarding the Planetary Governor's toleration of abhumans I would suggest you look into the Patrinus Mining Guild.
>>97853230She's sanctioned my lord
