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>>97787975And yet GW uses their CAD files for their subpar animations
>>97788013>TQLooking forward to know whatever will happen to chaos daemon with the new detachment system.
>>97788013I like orks :D
So who is considered by far the worst Black Library author? The only ones I can think of is Mike Brooks and Gav Thorpe.
Cinematics 10th > 9th > 11th
Someone answer this question of mine? >>97787943
Prove (You)'re a primary by posting (You)r most recent game. Blow the seething nogaems secondaries the fuck out forever.
>>97788027>Mike Brooks - The mixed-race, transgender custode unleashed Xyr bolter into the horde of Necrons, smashing the enemy with a stunning and brave display of their truth.>Dan Abnett - The olive-skinned woman in the tight black bodyglove used her mary sue powers to kill another 300 chaos space marines.>Arron Demski Bowden - "You are the real monsters, loyalist scum," screamed Zorracar the Baby Eater and Puppy Molester, 1st Talon of the Edgelord Claw of The Night Lord pirate warband.
>>97788023Brother you know shit about 3d art.
>>97788027Nick Kyme easily.
>>97788026forgot image D:
>>97788031most recent game a 2 v 1 vs space furries and based harlequins. primary status: CONFIRMED
>>97788023you're genuinely retarded
>>97788040>Dan Abnett - wet leopard growl
>>97788008 #Intercessors and all the weapon squads have canibalized any niche tacticals and devastators could have and they are not updating them so why would they keep them? Especially after 3 editions of purposefully giving them shit rules so people don't buy them?
Any good?
BL schlock? No thanks. I'm reading IA
>>97788031Played a good old 5th edition match. Slave Raid against Tau.
KINDKOLOSSALKUSTODESKNOCKERS
LHYKHIS'LUSCIOUSLICKABLELEGS
>>97788074Imperial Armor is proto-BL shlock.
TALLARN DESERT RAIDERS WHEN???
>>97788027C.S. Goto and it's not even close.
Who is the best Black Library writer?
>>97788031as long as you have painted models you're a primary, stop trying to redefine the term just because you played your first game a month ago you spic whore
>>97788031Crons vs UltrasWas a rip roaring good time and I claimed Victory!
>>97788031>Check my photos to see when my last game was>Sept >2024Jesus. it was a sweaty tournament game too. its a shame that two of my close friends have kind of given up on 40k (one for battle tech, and another for oldworld) so i don't really get as many scenic games in as well. I was also thinking about this last night, How the tournament, hiding in L shaped ruins turned 40k into a really ugly game that isn't really worth taking pictures of anyways. I kinda miss the more casual tournaments where you'd show up and one table would be a molten lava hellscape and the next would be some ice world and you could actually see your opponents models.
GLUP SHITTERS LEGION WHEN???
>>97788096BL predates Imperial Armour thougbeit
>>97788053>>97788042no uWhat is even the point of this pathetic copeThey take their CAD files, apply textures and animate them, which is why they all look so cartoony in animations. Every single detail matches 1:1, even it's placementMore than this, video game studios HAVE to scan their models and then recreate them 1:1 as well for video games. Simply because GW is afraid to leak their CAD files, but still forces them to recreate plastic models perfectlyhttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1295500/view/4538031421706653035But for their own animations, they use files they already have. Every single unit in Armageddon box will look IDENTICAL, 1:1 to how it looks in 11th Edition trailer.
>>97788107t. seething nogaems secondary
>>97788117you are actually blind
>>97788108
All Xenos factions are Glup Shitto (except Orks)
>>97788117Models for miniatures aren't animation ready you dumb fuck. Nevermind that no, CGI animations aren't using tabletop proportions.
>>97788119>u-u madtry harder next time
>>97788125copeevery single detail matchedhe has two parchments under his tilting shield on model, so it's this same on his animated version, because it was made out of this same cad file
>>97788117>>97788138>scale of everything on the shield is different>iron halo is different>sword scale is different>pauldron scale is differentsubhuman retard
>>97788027These two and also Goto
>>97788133>Models for miniatures aren't animation ready you dumb fuckYou are retarded. It's this same CAD file>>97788141it's identical
>GW makes new named Eldar/Dark Eldar/Tau>Fights like Dante or Vergil from DMCCould it work?
>>97788096It really isn't. It reads more like a history book. It's perfect for the setting.
>>97788102Maybe if we talk about it enough it will manifest into existence
Black/dark joints for necrons are starting to grow on me, bros.
>>97788146can you just skip to the end where you go LOL I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED UMAD
>>97788117can you genuinely not tell that picrel is proving the opposite? Don't you tell that the proportions are different?
>>97788137post games :)>>97788132wrong and gayt. imperium and xenoGOD
>>97788132Guard bros, I am genuinely happy you're also getting two new regiments next edition too. But do you think you can chill out just a little bit bros?
>>97788153never11th edition captain will be identical to how he appeared in trailer, every single detail will match, because it's this same CAD file>>97788155nope, they aren't. It's identical process to Battlesector one, they just need to skip scanning stage, since they already have CAD file.
>>97788158
I'm a retard who didn't take pictures of his last game please rape my face.
>>97788165so you're just ignoring the fact that the parchment on the model would be several inches thick on the 3d model in that animation if it was the same model huh
>>97788149I don't know what you even mean by that. They already are insanely acrobatic sword and gun fighters. Do you mean they should have a devil trigger?
>>97788165>11th edition captain will be identical to how he appeared in trailer, every single detail will matchtrue>because it's this same CAD filewrong
>>97788171It's this same model, yes, down to having bizarre proportions see>>97788023>>97788175nah
>>97788179so you are genuinely blind, in a miniatures hobby. Fucking lunacy.
>>97788169Post the last game you have pics of
>>97788167True!But also lol here's Drukhari releases for the same time period
>>97788102Give them a Detatchment who's special rule is being able to bring Biel-Tan frens
>>97788183This is the fault of guard players.
>>97788167Swap games workshop for a Marine Head. Would make more sense
>>97788106Dan Abnett
>>97788181Yeah, sure, they will model this same character from scratch to match every detail 1:1 when they already have ready CAD file lmaoYou are genuinely retarded, trying to find some gotcha, when there is none to find.
>>97788184It will be interesting if the new form of "soup" is to just take two mini detachments from two different factions. Like Ynnari will probably become "Pick one Aeldari and one Drukhari detachment rule". Not sure how well that will play with army rules though.
>>97788179>down to having bizarre proportionswrong, subhuman retard>>97788189feel free to stop posting anytime
>>97788167It is funny how a IG community vs GW dispute turned into IG vs DE
>>97788183don't have a horse in this race, but it's quite obvious to me that gw considers dark eldar to be effectively part of the eldar faction rather than something completely independent in terms of how they space their releases.
>>97788198It's not that funny when you realize it's a shitty psyop that was just repeated by one guy enough that it stuck
>>97788200nta but this. If you go to the eldar section of the store you get all eldar & deldars. Try it.
>>97788109>>97788031>forgot to post imageLooking back at that last game its kind of disappointing since my opponent had a sudden family emergency, but was winning, So i chose to forfeit. Kinda of a shit last game of 40k to have played. But the other two games in that tournament which I had forgotten were actually really good, one where I had to assault a chaos marine force and just barely won, and another where I went to town on an ultramarine vehicle heavy list so it was just heavy metal on heavy metal and i won that one decisively.
>>97788198It's just one guy that turned it into a DE dispute in his own head. He randomly brings them up every time someone mentions the Steel Legion thing. Probably because he got really triggered by the one DE meme about it with the girl cutting her wrists.
>>97788195and to think that such people have the gall to comment on miniatures of all things, disgusting and shameless
>>97788195>wrong>>97788023 those aren't realistic proportions of a Space Marine, like in SM2, it's how their models appear in plastic, because it's this same CAD file>trying to cherrypick scale despite all details being exactly this same to how they appear on models, down to number of parchments, belts and what have you, being in this same positionlmao>feel free to stop posting anytimeNever, I won't be gaslighted and will continue to respond as long as you lie
>>97788210>>97788200It's only the ones that have Ynnari datasheets in the Aeldari codex. I think they have a lot more units than the ones listed here.
Eldar and Human shipping is disgusting degradation where the superior female is being reduced to the level of the inferior genetic trash male.
>>97788226>cherrypick scaleit's the same across the entire model, the cinematic is much more realistic scale while the actual CAD sculpt is in nu-heroic scale(you) tried, blow your brains out
>The miniatures will look the same as the trailerturned into>The miniatures use the same 3D model as the trailerBruh
>>97788233All of those 3d animations use this same heroic scale their models use
>>97788226if he can cherrypick details that don't match up that means they aren't the same modelhope this helps!
>>97788228Huh I thought they could vring everything apart from Homonculi Covens stuff
>>97788228Fair, too bad for GW that ynnari didn't stick
>>97788243But they do match. That's the requirement. They use this same model, which is why 11th edition models will be identical to how they look in a trailer
>>97788108>>97788081>>97788051>>97788214Based games players, great job fellas.
>>97788253>But they do match.the details match>they use this same modelnope! If they did, details wouldn't be in different scale
>>97788234never argue with autists, it can be addictive but you shouldn't do it
okay we can stop this nonsense now, nobody is that stupid.
what do you listen to while painting?
>>97788267My inner thoughts
>>97788260autists would notice difference in proportion by smelling the image, he just doesn't grasp the concept of ratios, it's a low IQ issue
>>97788267Yugoslav War music
>>97788259>nope! If they did, details wouldn't be in different scaleYes, they do. Again, like in battlesector. It's this same process GW forces on Video Game developers, with the only difference being that GW can skip scanning stage as they already have CAD file they can use.Which is why all their models will match trailer versions down to the tiniest bit.
>>97788260>argue with autist>5 hours roundabouting around pedantics>argue with baitnigger>5 hours of derailing & bad faithI just wanna krump for gork sake
>>97788279(you) tried
>>97788267The voices in my head that tell me to murder my neighbor
>>97788214I like the green camo, gj
>>97788284no u
>>97788274autistic people are hypocritical, everyone who interacted with them knows this
>>97788267My nagging wife asking me what clothes she should wear on holiday six weeks from now, or what food we should eat later, or some other mundane shit
>>97788295>my butter is too buttery
>>97788295My wife tells me about the Norwegian royal house from time to time when I paint. We're not Norwegian
>>97788295have you tried asking for blowjobs?
>>97788108Fuck necroids, ggwp
>>97788267Lo-fi ambience or instrumental metal. I have an auditory language processing disorder that makes words take my full attention to understand properly and will constantly break my focus if I listen to anything too lyrical.
>>97788267The voices.
>>97788040ADB wrote Helsreach which makes him a 10/10 author. Just because his Horus Heresy books are slop doesn't make him bad. Horus Heresy is retarded shit for secondaries, who gives a fuck about those books
>>97788285maybe you should ask his neighbour if the voices in his head say the sameand then check you aren't hearing the same nasal voice
>>97788311Sometimes she will try to give one while I paint, for attention I guess, which is just annoying.
Official definitions>Primary: Someone who owns models that they built and painted. A primary can be nogames or games. Build, paint and play are the core of the hobby>Secondary: Everybody else. If you "play" the game on TTS but own 0 models you are still a secondary
>>97788328what office?
>>97788326very nice!
>>97788273>>97788285>>97788295>>97788318how do you get any painting done with all of that going on?>>97788277i'll look into, can't be more distracting than what anons are dealing with>>97788316does chanting fuck with you? would listening to Star Wars OSTs in your honor be a mistake? was going to start with duel of the fates.
>>97788328Well, there are tertiaries as well
>faction whomst you rep>lamest shit they have that you will never buyGo
>>97788040Needs enuncia and perpetuals for abnett
>>97788326>my wife likes to talk to me about what matters to her>she tries to blow me & give me attention>she's nagging and annoyingPlease tell me you're trolling
>>97788340>repeven if it's ironic you still need to kill yourself posthaste
>>97788030Wipe first.
>>97788343You don't get it. He's probably giving her attention 95% of the time. Sometimes you just need to have a break
>>97788267Either background noise gaming streams or power metal.
>>97788182Last month
>>97788337The trick is to simply say something like "can you leave me alone Im trying to concentrate on my thing" and they either respect you and shuffle back in an hour with a hot drink, or they'll have a tamtrum and """ punish""" you by leaving you alone for fucking ages amd doing something else (that oroduces enough noise for you to know shes got something better to do)Depends if you have a normal woman or a petulant arsole.
>>97788340>not space wolves>no lame models because we're not space wolves
I wish I had a wife who would shove a bad dragon up my ass during painting sessions.
>>97788360>Depends if you have a normal woman or a petulant arsole.What's the second option?
>>97788337>how do you get any painting done with all of that going on?Meth and not actually listening to intrusive running thoughts by putting music or a podcast on
>>97788363Never involve your wife in emasculating activities
>>97788340I will NEVER fucking buy Tomb Blades. I didn't buy them when they came out in 5e because they look like dogshit. I didn't buy them in 7e when just 1 unit would fill out your formation for +1 to reanimation rolls. I didn't buy them in 8e when spamming them and C'tan was the only viable way to play Necrons. I didn't buy them in 9e and 10e with this competitive autism and need for fast objective scoring units.I will NEVER touch a tomb blade. If I watch a battle report and they have tomb blades I turn it off. If I meet another Necron player who owns tomb blades I instantly think less of them.
>>97788328The primary/secondary classification exists upon three separate axis.There are those who comment upon the way GW should conduct their model sales and storytelling practices but don't buy any of their main products anyways. These are Secondary (Customers).There are those who comment upon paint jobs but don't engage in the painting of models themselves. These are Secondary (Hobbyists).There are those who comment on game balance and rules and codexes and faction identities and the way a game should be played but do not play the games themselves. These are Secondary (Players).The stigma of being labelled a Secondary is to imply you are commenting upon a subject in which you have little experience and little personal investment within a larger discussion between those that do. It's not inherently wrong to be a secondary, as everyone starts as one before becoming a primary, but it is wrong to assume that your opinion on a matter is equally valid. This is often levied as a form of credentialism however, and it is worth noting that while a Secondary opinion may be LESS valid it is not INVALID. Particulary in discussions about GW becuase the primary business model of GW is in fact to convert Secondaries into Primaries.
>>97788343>>97788355Yeah it do be like this. I like being alone and pondering, she likes to think aloud and ask for my opinion on every trivial thing. An hour of peace can be hard to find, especially when shes pregnant.
>>97788355>You don't get it, it's dysfunctional but in a different wayI've seen this one a hundred times
>>97788343NTA but sex and attention are a lot like money, once you have enough you're not desperate for them anymore. Sometimes you just want to do different shit instead.
Is Leman Russ the only canonically homosexual Primarch?
>>97788381very unlikely
I swear people do not know what busy means.
>>97788267Vintage Story livestream VODs.
>>97788328True, after all Games Workshop main product are models. They are model company first and foremost. Tabletop wargames are a distant second and just a marketing tool to sell their minis
>>97788337>does chanting fuck with you?Not if it is in a language I can't understand like Latin. It just becomes another melodic element at that point to me like any other instruments and doesn't trip my filter the same way.
>>97788388oddlaws season 2 soon
>>97788267>Tilea's Trouble all in orderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOj-q60cwFY&list=PLZR93hnfS9RLDCAdvsTJOk3MNObrWBjje
>>97788381According to my father, getting away from your wife from time to time is the key to a happy marriage. That's why men of all ages (not only boomers) love to mow the lawn, btw
>>97788384He’s the straightest Primarch of them all, Fulgrim is the gayest. With Angron being second because retards are easily tricked, see trannoids.
>>97788379This is just information and you can do whatever you want with it, I find that looking into "love languages", "attachment styles" and communication + "boundaries" helps a ton, plus women usually love that shit so that could have the benefit of keeping her busy.I don't know her like you do but sounds to me like she sees closeness/interaction as her comfort/safety while you see isolation/independence as your safety.I'm just some bloke on the internet, so I'm just tossing shit at the wall & seeing what sticks.
>>97788400leman's gayer than even you, a staggering feat
>>97788377>It's not inherently wrong to be a secondary, as everyone starts as one before becoming a primaryNot me fag, I walked into a GW in 2011 because the name sounded cool. The Assault on Black Reach set looked kick ass so I bought it. Now you have millions of fags pretending to like warhammer but they have, at most, bought a book.
>>97788402>"love languages", "attachment styles" and communication + "boundaries"Nigga this is womenspeak. It ain't worth shit.
>>97788408>AoBR in 2011sad larp
>>97788316Damn I have that, I listen to foreign music mainly. I find english lyrics fucking awful and cant unhear them "for the vibe" whereas foreign dogshit with a good melody just slips by nicely.
>>97788418Dumb nigger reward goes to you
>>97788340Titans of any faction will never not look like dumb fucking garbage. I look down on anyone with a model as large as a human child.
>>97788424yeah I'm sure your local GW shop had the starter box 3 years after it released
>>97788390must be weird to not be able to fully experience music in languages you understand.being a weeb with that would be really strange. start watching subbed anime
>>97788430KEK have you ever bought a fucking model? Starter Boxes aren't limited edition, dumb troon
>>97788397Oh trust me I know, my own father has redone the whole garden a dozen time by now. Which is exactly why I have a big hunch.>>97788382>>97788385For most of us (men) closeness is seen as danger because it very much is or was dangerous. That's why we generally crave connection/purpose yet are terrified of it.There's a reason why the "2 male fantasies are love & dying with your brothers on a hill" exists.In short: we want someone (wife) but we don't know how to coexist, and so need a "break". Needing a break shows it's tiring, usually mentally.
>walk past GW in 2000>father buys me a box of goblins and some glue >glue goblins together with the arms the wrong way>slather some enamel paint on the grey plastic That's how I became a primary at 6 years old
>>97788031Played against my friend’s terminator spam wolf list. Stopped 10 termies and Arjac into my deployment turn 1, killed my Ballistus and scratched the paint on my impulsor while I burned his Wulfen to death. Techmarine’s nerd rage after losing the Ballistus plus the Epic Challenge strat let me chip arjac down to 2 wounds. Techmarine got in the impulsor, bladeguard hopped out of a land raider, infernus marines and chappy got out of the impulsor, many terminators died. In the very last round my chaplain killed grimnar by a single failed save. Was pretty fun time.
>>97788415Your loss, not my marriage
>>97788447Secondaries will claim that this is insane and never happens
>>97788402Worth taking into account, thanks, was kinda hoping to use future kids as a decoy desu.
>>97788343Anon sex is great, but a cold beer with peace and quiet can be almost as good once you’ve had enough.
>>97788447I was 10ish but I bought my first box of sideways skaven and tried glueing on their shields with paint, hoping they would stick. Monkey hand clanrats and glue came next and I've never recovered since.
>>97788031Went against csm around a month ago. Haven't had a need to play since then. I'll join back up in 11th when I won't be so bored of the system again.Been playing spearhead in the meantime. Taught the two guys who got me into 40k the system last night, was a blast. Something so special about being able to play a full game in an hour and a half or so instead of 3+ hours.
>>97788442yes, they areafter their release trimmed down version is only sold as a starter set
>>97788469kek newfag
>>97788442>he doesn't know
>>97788442You're such an embarrassing larperaobr was the fastest selling starter until 9th edition, it was impossible to find a few weeks after releaseif you had said your LGS it would've been more feasible that you lived in some town where people didn't care about 40k and it sat on a shelf for a few years
>>97788471this is literally who it works
>>97788377>It's not inherently wrong to be a secondary, as everyone starts as one before becoming a primarywrong
>>97788454I'm just saying women don't know shit about living with women and any "science" on the subject will be blatantly dishonest, as opposed to whatever your father (or Bill at the local dive) will tell you after 50 years of marriage
>>97788460>as a decoy>implying you won't want to spend all your time with the most beautiful things in your lifeYou fool
>>97788471can you find this box on the webstore?
>>97788442>newfag spouts bullshit>gets the slightest bit of pushback>melts downwhy is this so common these days
>>97788486Been there before, still nice to have some time alone, or, true enough, a kid that can sit and enjoy the peace.
>>97788438I can still enjoy music. I just give it the majority of my attention while doing something rote that does not require much focus like mowing the lawn or making dinner or commuting to work. The one that really fucks with me is people trying to talk to me while I can't actively see them as I will hear the words and can even repeat the sounds they made but if I wasn't prepped to listen to them I cannot understand what they just said until I say the words out loud back to myself.
>>97788461>sexI was more talking about fulfillment and harmony. I don't do podiums, we all find our own mountain tops>>97788484Okay andrew tate
>>97788491That's not a starter box. That's an edition launch box.
>>97788491NTA but my local games store has a leviathan box in one of the front windows.
>>97788501Nigga you be living in Disneyland nigga ur sense of reality be warped by cartoons an shiet
>>97788340I'd say Krieg to be a shithead but I barely play my guard. For marines primaris is the easy answer but Centurions. Fucking hate those things. The Nundams for Sisters. And for Orks? Pigwagons are the closest thing but I appreciate that they exist because they give me rules for a Weirdboy tower
>>97788507you won't find any in Warhammer stores
>>97788498I find that if you truly love them and don't run away from them they will be comfortable with being alone. Too often I've seen kids be "abandonned" or pushed away from their parents. They only wanted peace and a break, we're all humans, but kids don't fully understand that yet but they're smarter than people give them credit for, they sense it.But that starts with sitting with yourself in peace. And that's the hard part. For all of us.Best wishes, cheers anon
>>97788512Say what you want but this is very creative and pretty cute. I wish we had people doing such projects here instead of a thousand different shitposters.
>>97788476>>97788491We get it, you started with 8e
>>97788513Bitch youz da one stuck in hoodland, you be pretending youz da fukin stoic knight but youz scared bitch, you is lost like the rest of us niggas. Do like the greek nigga and gtfo da cave, fukin biiiitch niaggaaa
>>97788472>>97788475>>97788492>horde of newfags that think this is how it has always workedHAHAHAHAHA
>>97788027The ones who refuse to add rape scenes
Yeah, starter boxes used to be for starting playing the game. You could get them all edition, or for 2 editions with DV. They included dice and shit so you could play with it straight out the box. That's how a lot of us boomers got stuck ya know
>>97788340I have not bought any Wulfen yet, kinda goofy lookin
>>97788540Don't bother, this general is 50% secondaries and 45% post-8e newfags. They think this soul sucking 3 year edition cycle with FOMO launch boxes is how Warhammer has always been
>>97788149I like the part where Megumi stopped summoning Mahoraga and started behaving like V.
>>97788245They could in the index but the 10th eldar codex includes ynnari specific datasheets
>>97788546>They think this soul sucking 3 year edition cycle with FOMO launch boxes is how Warhammer has always been>soul suckingWhat's a "soul"?
>>97788546yeah, that's how it always was
I hope Armageddon gets to get blown up. Preferably with yarrick on it. Otherwise whats the fucking point?
>>97788534do you remember public lynchings, nigger? or you a newfag?
>>97788149He's even got dual pistols.
>>97788558>>97788562>THIS insecure about being a post-8e newfag
>>97788512The scarabs are fucking awesome
My LGS still has Dominion boxes for sale. I think it was released 4 years ago or something?
>>97788572I don't think 1 person in the entire world bought the Dominion box set
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
>>97788572Dominion was infamously overproduced and undersold
>>97788561>Otherwise whats the fucking point?replacing sebastian with that new androgenous lesbian commissar.
>>97788561The Orks aren't trying to blow up the planet though. It's not an impediment in their way like Cadia was to the Black Legion. They want to take it.
>>97788579Yeah, what's up with bringing to Commissars to the same release? It's fucking wierd
>>97788577Armageddon box is going to go the same way at this rate. Orks in spiky hats are cursed.
>>97788572>>97788574>>97788577someone post the image
>>97788579she will "beat" yarrick in an attempt to take control and Ghaz will kill her, watch and see
>>97788267https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=9hAI9GgH1VY19PJr
>>97788534Been in this hobby much longer than you larper-kun
>there are people in this general who think Assault on Black Reach was a FOMO edition launch boxHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not even my ork playing mates are hyped for 11e. I think sniggers really broke them
>>97788599was that fourth or fith. They both had a hammer
>>97788599Please do show me the "real" 5e starter box which followed Assault on Black Reach. You can find it right? Should just be a google search away!
Imperial Fists primaris intercessors
>>97788592I hope so. I love getting lots of cheap gobbos off of ebay.
>>97788604fourth, fifth is the orange cover with the hammer
>>97788603Why would anybody be excited for any 40k rules. 10e was the most bland, sanded down and tournament oriented edition yet. The only people who still play regularly are trannies or people who play 0 other wargames
>>97788614Such a peak cover>dude fighting off snakes
I think its genuinely grim if people eat up the new marine side of the new box. Its just shit people already had before besides maybe the vanguard vets.
>>97788615few people are, it's mostly compfags and the industry milking them
>>97788609let's see your very real models from 2011
>>97788599God I miss 5th edition. It definitely had its problems but it was my first and I will always think back on it fondly. There's something magical about the time you were just playing with friends collecting models you liked and playing terrible games with no sense of real tactics or competitive awareness.
>>97788622Marine players paid for the same army twice when Primaris came out. They have 0 taste or standards and just buy buy buy
Orkish win
>>97788576only 4 more years!!just need the 2d edition remake edition to finish so we can get the 3rd edition remake edition with deldar as the box baddies
>>97788568>> Starter Boxes aren't limited edition>you're living under a rock>>ha, but it didn't used to beanon...
>>97788622we haven't seen them
>>97788572I thought it was selling fast
>>97788628Come on, just 1 picture of the real 5e starter box. You claimed it was real right? It can be from the internet or anywhere. Clearly Assault on Black Reach wasn't the real starter box, you said so!
>>97788626There needs to be a version of this with like six different 40k factions all thinking GW hates them and never gives them any love and all the other guys get all the model releases. Steel Legion, White Scars, Drukhari, Grey Knights... There's probably a few more I'm not thinking of.
>>97788624Compfags might shitting themselves after the loss of circles and hearing narrative games in the same sentence as balance
>>97788637You mean the edition launch boxes? Anon, you can keep being a secondary nigger on any other website but we have standards here. Not to mention you all think that Assault on Black Reach wasn't a starter box KEK
>>97788637Yeah, dude would have a point if he used past tense and not present. You can't go from "they aren't this" to "well they WEREN'T this".
>>97788636Drukhari will never be in a starter box again. They're like the least new-player-friendly army in the game.
>>97788622My bro will get it cuz he likes orks and wouldn't mind (re)starting a few marines.I hope the speeder looks good but I don't want it to suffer the same fate as the ballistus and outriders
>>97788653still waiting on your models>Not to mention you all think that Assault on Black Reach wasn't a starter box KEKnobody said that
>>97788650>narrative gamescrusade exists and nobody cares, nothing will change
>>97788645>deflectingNTA but you're a pussy faggot lmao
WIP shot of the new Vyper
>>97788648What god forsaken units do White Scars need? It's just space marines riding motorcycles>>97788650Let's be real, the "objective terrain" will be strictly defined and look like dogshit. I predict 11e tables will be even more retarded looking and strict
>>97788663Looks like a toy
>>97788656Yea that was my last game you scumbag but I am playing another one on Sunday you ugly freak.
Hey anons I'm a secondary that thought about getting into 40K mini-painting for a while and this edition seems a good time to start since I love Orks (debating between goffs and bad moons) and Black Templars. And the box will have stuff both of them can use. And after that just collecting cool stuff that pops up at a good price for both and maybe making some army rivalry with extra bits too such as having some minis with battle trophies from each other or their minis in poses killing each other etc.Wanted to ask what is the time window to get the Big Starter Set before it gets downgraded and I have no LGS here (have in neighbouring countries tho) so any heads up about ordering it online (any affiliated shops to get better deals in or any risks - never ordered anything from out of country kek)
>>97788656Five months ago for someone's last game really isn't THAT odd. There are definitely a lot of people who play more often then that but many have fallen off of 10th since the last two data slates and are just waiting for the edition turn. I think I've only played two or three games since then myself.
>>97788663That's a nice blue, yo
>>97788660>>97788662Follow the reply chain newnigs, I'll post them for you>>97788418>>97788424>>97788430So please, do show me this mythical real 5e starter box.
>>97788672June 20th is the suspected release date. There's usually a preorder open 2 weeks before release
>>97788603As an orkbro I'm stoked for the models more than the game. 10th shined a light on how bland GW can make this game so it's hard to trust their promises on delivering a fun product. I know they can deliver good models (mostly), but the game is a coin toss.
>>97788672If you mean the old one I'd say June since that's when 11th drop.If you mean the new one then you'll be fine as the old one is still available 3 years later
>>97788645>no modelswhat a shock>>97788678are you stupid? I was saying you're a retard for pretending the starter box was still in stock at a mainline GW store 3 years laterYour entire attempt at a gotcha came from you being unable to read lmao
>>97788671Is it going to be against the ultras you bought again? Oh and don't forget the dice this time
>>97788599Based. My first edition was fouth as well. I enjoyed the grim setting as shown in the Cityfight book, but you still had a load of 3rd ed colouful shit. Good times.
>>97788672This nigga writing a thesaurus
>>97788672we haven't seen it, so wait until we get a proper preview, check if you like what you see and place a pre-order with the nearest LGS or GW direct, whatever is cheaper where you live.
>>97788689Assault on Black Reach was regularly in GW store stock as it was a starter box. I will provide pictures of models if you can provide pictures of the 5e starter box you claim followed Assault on Black Reach. It shouldn't be hard :)
>>97788657when they get refreshed they obviously get monkey pawed into being massively dumbed down to be more marketable goes without saying
>>97788648>white scarsspace marines have the biggest range in 40k
>>97788596She has a modelShe's not dying
>>97788704>Assault on Black Reach was regularly in GW store stock as it was a starter boxit was the launch box and it sold out lightning fast for the time, no mainline GW would've had one 3 years later>I will provide pictures of models if you can provide pictures of the 5e starter box you claim followed Assault on Black Reach.Nobody claimed thatI posted my 4e book and my starting CSM box, why can't you do the same?
>>97788665Alright maybe Iron Hands would be better than White Scars. Until recently I would have said Blood Angels. I don't know. It's just very funny for some marine players to feel slighted and side-lined when they get all kinds of support for close adjacent ranges the same way Guard does.
>>97788512way better readability than that crystal army a few years back.
>>97788714you are right, Ghaz will only "drive her back" and she will "lick her wounds"
>>97788214>fully painted>interesting armies Now this is kino.
>>97788665Card games on motorcycles
>>97788717It was a starter box that was regularly in stock. Again, please just post 1 (one) image of the actual starter box which followed. I'm sure you can figure out how on your own
>>97788726>mfw an anon once tried to tell me 40k has stakes and each planet is valuable
>>97788730>It was a starter box that was regularly in stock.nope!>Again, please just post 1 (one) image of the actual starter box which followed.your irrelevant gotcha is pathetic, let's see your models
>>97788703Valarak's leak is pretty trustworthy as it lines up with trailer for some models, particularly the Ork Walker gun, so we have an idea
>>97788737Hm, so GW didn't have a Starter Box for 5e? How strange, almost like I'm talking to a newnig redditor. Again, I'll post models once you prove your claim, but otherwise thank you for the concession
>>97788717are you retarded? The next starter set was dark vengeance for 6e in 2012
>>97788755Yes I am
>>97788743>jazzed up intercessorsit's just some mk7/mk6 helmets, some studded/trimless pauldrons and different leg panelsDEATH
>>97788743why do i hate space marines with jump packs so much.
>>97788743Point is we don't know what the sculpts will look like. Poses, angles, execution. You know, the most important things when deciding whether or not to buy a set of miniatures.
>>97788754AOBR was the starter set you fucking mongoloidI've been in the hobby since 2006 and posted my starter book and box, why can't you do the same?
>>97788755He's a secondary newnig, pay him no mind
>>97788673Bear in mind that picture is probably older than the posted date
>>97788717You posting the 4e rulebook (that's not from that edition's starter BTW) doesn't give you any legitimacy when it comes to the 5e starter. AoBL in stock at all times as far as I remember. I remember some GW redshirt trying to sell it to me and my friend right before a price hike in 2011.
>>97788743This is the most sauceless fucking marine half ive seen in forever. Also hot take but I think the shields marines have are kinda fucking boring.
>>97788767Oh! I thought AoBR was IMPOSSIBLE to buy during 5e because it wasn't a starter set? Can these newnigs keep their stories straight?It is funny, this all started when I mentioned buying AOBR in 2011 and it triggered an endless newnig secondary meltdown.
>>97788683>>97788688Oh I heard when the release is gonna be around, I mean how long is it usually until the Starter Box is downgraded? That was the time frame I meant, do I have to rush and pre-order it or is there a few months to a year before that happens
>>97788774>t-that doesn't count i-it's not the starterso you never had any models>>97788776Nobody said it was because it wasn't a starter set you fucking mongoloid, I said it was the fastest selling starter set till 9th editionYou are so fucking desperate to keep your larp going
Each new edition GW promises to cut down on lethality but it never fucking lasts for long.
>>97788690You’re so bizarrely evil, what makes an adult behave in such a distasteful way..who hurt you? >>97788673Too true, actually our last game got heated and I was asked to leave because I and my opponent were so frustrated with each others placements. We were playing every week almost but needed a break.
>>97788774>redshirtI always imagine Star Trek shirts instead of GW.
>>97788064Completely forgettable, don't read it. I couldn't even finish it.
>>97788786It sold fast but it got restocked, that's how Starter Sets worked before nu-GW. You would know this if you weren't a secondary newfag
>>97788783downgraded how? How was the 10th ed set downgraded?
>>97788798It didn't get restockedyou would know this if you weren't a larper who's too bitchmade to post any models whatsoever
>>97788764its a starter box so they will be mono pose which is fine if you dont like it wait a view month until they release them with an extra sprue or two
>>97788802It's a modern GW thing. At the start of the edition they will have a limited edition box which has way more models at a discount. When it sells out they replace it with the normal starter boxes which are stripped down versions of the limited edition box. You can dive in with the 11e limited edition box or just wait for the cheaper (but lower value) starter boxes.
>>97788802You can't get the original Leviathan with all the extra marines and dreadnought, the starter now is less units
>>97788806>It didn't get restockedAlright twittertroon, time to wrap it up.
>>97788816So, no models?
>>97788816Uh oh nomodels tourist melty
>>97788806Nigga, Starter Boxes were always in stock. Battle for Skull pass? Always in stock. Battle for Maccrag, always in stock. Assault on Black Reach, always in stock. DV? There's a reason you can still find DV 1000 cultists at any second hand retailer of your choice
>>97788819So, no secret 5e starter box?
>>97788824>still holding onto this cope of a claim that was never madesad little nomodels
>>97788790>what makes an adult behave in such a distasteful wayLook forward to seeing you face off against the ultramarines, again
>>97788727all games that tourney were great since it was a small local event. This was my first game, turn 4 on his side of the table. this game came down to two points.
>>97788802Yeah what >>97788810 said I was asking how long do I have to get the limited edition starter set with most minis
>>97788823Secondaries will seethe and shit their pants reading this>>97788822You want my models? You can have them! I just request you post the secret 5e starter box which seemingly replaced Assault on Black Reach, making it impossible to buy in 2011
>>97788829At least I play games and have models :)
>>97788828So your claim is old GW just didn't sell their starter box after launch? They kept restocking the starter boxes in every edition after that, Isle of Blood was also restocked at the time. Why would 5e be a strange aberration that came with 0 starter box?
>>97788831and the last game (it was only a small 3 game tourney)
>>97788837No you don't. You're decalniggers skinwalker farming (You)s with his months old images.
>>97788837I have models, and you haven't played a game in half a year
>>97788831Which detachment was the chaos guy playing? Thought I saw Be'lakor on the other pic, was it Shadow Legion?
>>97788743>Valarak's leakQRD?
>>97788810>>>97788811I didn't know that, fuck
>>97788728Did someone say no romantic resolution?
Catachans need more sawn off weapons.
>>97788848>>97788844I know you’re just trying to use this to catch me evading but Im not so here you go scumbag.
>>97788852nta but the image they posted. There's also the ork half>Marines>Shield captain, jump chap, librarian, standard bearer>intercessors 2: electric boogaloo, new old speeder, new devastators (3 heavy intercessors with bolt cannon (biggerer heavy bolter)>Orks>Warboss, Painboy, Weirdboy, Waaagh banner>2x 10 Boyz>10x gretchins>new trakk (finally)>that walker with a gun & a mek on it
>>97788868Give catachans China Lakes & pirate m79s
>>97788870Will that be the limited edition or the new normal starter set
>>97788849two different games. The first pic was demonic incursion against chaos demons with all 4 greater demons on the field. the first game was against chaos space marines pact bound zealots with raptors a demolisher, forgefiend, and some other things i'm forgetting since it was a while ago.
>>97788031November of last year, daemons vs BTs. If I IIRC correctly I won only because my opponent didn't have all of his models painted
>>97788892The old Emperor's Champion model is so fucking kino. My dad would play Templars growing up so I learned to fear the bastard
>>97788886Limited edition. The "starter sets" since 8e have been traps, basically. I'm not even sure you get dice in them. You don't even get a rulebook
>>97788887>demonic incursion>better deep strike and enhancement-boosted greater daemons Interesting detachment>pact bound zealots with raptors a demolisher, forgefiend, and some other things i'm forgettingthe usual CSM value pile
>>97788870Only ten gretchin!?And I'm gonna be sad if they retire the old painboy.
Wait are the new Ork Boyz both Shoota and Choppa+Slugga baseline now? As in there is no equipment choice they just have both
Tell me what a cooking focused Chapter would look like. Cooking the enemy? Finding ways to turn Necrodermis into pots and ovens?
>>97788892>I won only because my opponent didn't have all of his models paintedThen you didn't win.
>>97788929
>>97788869Now us show your ultramarines
>>97788944
>>97788929Is Ork technically vegan?
>>97788929The Wholesome ChungusersHomeworld: Reddit IXParent Legion: SalamandersSpecialty: Flames and feeding needy human children :)
>>97788949Okay, you know what I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, what army is your Sunday opponent using?
>>97788929Corpse starch is people anyway so I guess all the enemies go there.
>>97788929Have them be monster hunter inspired.Kill what they eat, eat what they kill.Necrons are the cooking ustensils.
>>97788907I won the game against csm by the skin of my teeth, The demon detachment tore me apart. The staying power of the great unclean one, belakor and shalaxi was crazy, I also think he had a blood thirster or a khornate hammer unit in deep strike but i don't have a picture of it. I remember making the same assumption that he was running all 4 greater demons, but in reality belakor didn't invite tzeentch (with good reason i assume)
>>97788964Idk probably his Ultras unless he wants to borrow one of mine.
>>97788980
>>97788929>salamandars, raven guard, or white scars successors>flavored after african tribes or ancient south american empires>cannibal-warriors even before becoming astartes>hate xenos>consume xenos flesh to gather information, express hatred, and spiritually mantle the strength of their foes>conclude battles with a ritualistic cookout of the strongest opponents
>>97788929The IG don't get a lot of attention to any catering corps. Do they have any?
How would you react if your oppenent came in with a guard army where all the guard infantry were custom models that had the guard in romanttic poses with Eldar women (but still had clearly identifiable weapons)
>I WANT STEEL LEGION GIVE ME STEEL LEGION NOOOOOOOOOOOOW >ok here's some concept art you'll get them in 2 to 3 years >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY CHANGED THE NUMBER OF REVITS ON THE GRENADES I HATE GW why are guardfags so entitled tho
>>97788977I swear to god MH fags are almost as obnoxious as FROM fags
>>97788929lots of flamers. Lots bashing weapons (to tenderrize) or cleaver weapons (like grey knight power falcions) Meltas maybe, but sparingly, not where a heavy flamer could do. Maybe lasers for long range since they don't contaminate the meat like bolters, rockets, and other ammunitions can. so lots of las talons, las cannons, las weapons or plasma.
>>97788978Yeah banking on named char/greater daemons sounds strong >with good reason i assumesurely just points/number of enhancements
>>97788990I'd ask if they stick out of cover more or if they have any movement or dodge bonus fromEldar picking them up and moving.
>>97788990I'd be impressed and laugh
>>97788998I meant more that tzeentch is a scheming dick.
>>97788990We talking romantic or smutty? Big difference.
>>97788868The catachan command squad comes with a folding stock one.You know, I never really looked at the image close enough to realize that's an M14 and not an M2. Which is crazy. A cut down M2 with a big mag feels like something that'd work for close encounters, but an M14?
>>97788988This nigga zesty he on the DL
Finally. Painted every minis in my 2000pts army.
>>97789011Romantic - kissing, hugging, cuddling etc.
>>97788929>joke gimmick that would work better with orks, ratlings, or even ogryns>must make it about marines insteadugh
>>97788990The guy paid for two armies but only plays one. I'd respect that.
What would you do if your opponent came in with an ork army where all the ork boyz were custom models that had the orks in raping poses with Eldar women (but still had clearly identifiable weapons)
Convince me not to flavor /mydudes/ as aztec crons.
>>97789021The power armor is a walking power source for ovens and stoves.
>>97789024Make them use the genestealer army rules
>>97789024Bad! Orks don't have penises and don't care for rape, only krumpin gits. This isn't warcraft anon
>>97789024I'd ask if sex with an Ork is technically dendrophilia.
>>97789024What would you do if your opponent came in with an ork army where all the ork boyz were custom models that had the orks in raping poses with Blood Angels (but still had clearly identifiable weapons)
>>97789030You would need to either 3d print an Aztec style Monolith pyramid or painstakingly cut up a Monolith kit.But if you go for it anyway, make them all flayed ones
>>97789024humans would be better desu. that one famous diorama has sparked my imagination like few other things.
>HAHA WHAT IF SEX WITH ELDAR WOMEN?God you fuckers are pathetic
What would you do if your opponent came in with a space wolf army (that had clearly identifiable decals)
>>97789055I'd throw up and leave
>>97789051
>>97789030I would acknowledge it as a nice Vex Collective.
>>97789055They’d lose
why the FUCK don't stormsurges have the battlesuit keyword?
>>97789072Destiny skirmish game never ever
>>97789055
>>97788512>the cardKek
>>97788790>our last game got heated and I was asked to leavelmao wait a minute, did you sperg out so fucking badly he refused to play you for over half a year?
>>97788648Daemons.
How would you react if your opponent came in with a Eldar Ynnari army where all the Eldar infantry were custom female models that had the Eldar in romantic poses with male guard conscript prettyboy twinks (but still had clearly identifiable weapons)
>>97789066
The dog now has a companion
>>97789091No we coulda played sooner but the holidays were around so we postponed it you ugly drooling idiot
>>97789055Leave this one to me.
>>97789109Hella nice models Wolfbro!
>>97788904Are you sure? Seems in line with a combat patrol, but with extra charactersLeviathan had much more minis
Eldar are for Space MarinesTau are for GuardSimple as
>>97789125Beautiful words anon
>>97789125who are orks for?
>>97789108This is one of the most misleading graphics used here.
>>97789143Krumpin
>>97789122The minis are monopose and can't really be compared to the proper sprues in a CP
>>97788990Honestly I'd respect the dedication to the meme
>>97789072Leave this one to me.
>>97789150Yeah that too, seems a bit too little for a limited set. I imagine the limited set might have some stuff like stormboys, nobs, a dreadnought, assault intercessors with jump packs etc and
>>97789098Assuming they're decently put together & painted I would already be looking forward to playing many games with them in the future, I respect a player who knows what they like and don't fuck around about it.
Commisar Graves should have huge tits. Someone tell GW to make my plastic space soldier a sex icon.
If you will be able to charge from rhinos what will be the point of land raiders?
>>97789171Land Raiders won't need to charge for the units inside to get into melee
>>97789072These guys sound a bit vexing
>>97788990>>97789024>>97789098Is this all that Eldar are to you? A stupid sex joke?
>>97789171it didn't sound like charge from rhinos, it sounded like you could make a desperate escape test to get out of a rhino that's been encircled by an enemy unit, but you have to end in engagement range.
all I want is new chaos bikers
Not trying to derail to /v/talk, but do you predict if any characters from DoW IV, Mechanicus 2, Dark Heresy or any OC character/model design from Total War 40K will become a mini like Titus and friends did for Space Marine 2? Since seems like they will be pretty popular. Or was that a rare event?
>>97789189
>>97789015Nice anon, feels nice doesn't it.
>>97789165With greenstuff anything is possible
>>97789189Name 1 thing the Eldar have done in the last 10 years
>>9778920940k is a setting not a story
>>97789171In the past the transport rules were that as long as the transport hadnt moved yet you could charge from them. Assault transports (like the land raider) let you charge from moving transports. Sounds like they might go back to that? To be surrounded its presumably the start of your turn and you havnt moved yet.
>>97789198DoW IV maybe a Marine like CyrusDark Heresy the Catachan companion might get generic Catachan model bits designed after himTW:40K & Mechanicus 2 nah, TW rarely has OC characters
>>97789189Eldar aren't even a funny joke. Them being fucked is just natural.
>>97789196An old rumor from like 2021 said CSM bikers are coming and everything in thar rumor has come out but the bikers, that is very, very funny to me (and sad).>>97789198Beside Cyrus or the black librarian every character already is based off a miniature.
>>97789215
>>97789072>>97789157Votann will defeat both of you.
>>97789209died
>>97789222There is this rumor that a higher up at GW got his girlfriend stolen by a guy who plays nothing but chaos bikers
>>97789189They always have been.
>>97789198>Total War 40KAtriox will be there.
>>97789236No there is not
>>97789209produced the veritable fuckdolls that are yvraine and lykhis
>>97789201I already finished another 2000pts army earlier this year.But after finishing my Black Templars, it feels nice to know I will never have to paint a single power armor again for a long long time.Nids will be my next army, but that will be for much later.
>>97789209got some fantastic models :)
>>97789215Hasn't been the case since Gathering Storm
>>97789189What do you want from pajeet?
>>97789227that looks really cool though. missing the orange chainsaw
>>97789244Lhykhis has like one piece of actual porn, and maybe two softcore pieces with one being foot fetish junk.
>>97789241
>>97789245Now these jadestodes are beautiful.
>>97789047I had the idea of converting some warriors into flayers, and on the fluff end having the necrons venerate the flayer virus and the Flayed One.
>>97789243That's not up to you
>>97789193>>97789216No they clearly said you would be able to charge from a rhino that had moved but that it would be risky (I guess the enemy unit gets free overwatch or you eat MWs or something)
>>97789270Yes it ist. James Workshop
>>97789241Remember back when you could make jokes like these? Back when you could imply that rape existed in the worst regime imaginable?
>>97789251nothing happened since Gathering Storm
>>97789281This. You could joke that even the worst still ethically rape. That anti-rapists don't exist.
>>97789281I remember
>>97789259she is new, give her time to flourish
>>97789282Not for the Eldar, I guess. Everyone else has moved on though
>>97789259>with one being foot fetish junk.I have not seen that one
>>97789292The status quo stayed the exact same, your BL fanfiction isn't relevant
>>97788795Why is it forgettable? I know it's a sequel to another book by him.
>>97789241>>97789261For me, it's this guy.
>Space Marines have a bunch of different factions>Let's just focus on the originals>Let's just focus on Ultramarines and nobody elseWhy is GW like this? Do I blame Matt Ward?
>>97789296>Necrons woke up the Pariah Nexus>4th Tyrannic War>New war for ArmageddonYou Eldar fans are pathetic and you deserve having your faction treated like the joke it is.
>>97789303Immaculate paintjob, but you really see how goofy the proportions were back then
>>97789296All the big changes happen in rulebooks and codices. All non-NPC factions have had new stuff happen since Gathering Storm
>>97789241>facial expressions, composition, coloursa timeless masterpiece
>>97789209Revive Guilliman
>>97789316big monkey hands for holding down xenos
>>97789316>goofyHeroic scale is a hero in this house
>>97789325That was 11 years ago and the now squatted Ynnari faction did that
>>97789311The funniest part is that some of them have leaned into the abuse by trying to cope and make it about 'romance', as if anybody gives a fuck about Eldar beyond how big their asses and tits are.
>>97788031Defiler included (soon)
>>97788267Racist podcasts
>>97789338You a Nascar guy or Formula 1?
>>97789241How did this Eldar lady even end up in a situation like this?
Holy shit the Eldar are being absolutely reamed today.
>>97789345As I recall, she was a tank pilot and her vehicle got disabled, with the Guardsmen ambushing her as she staggered out of the wreckage.
>>97789345There's some interactive storytelling going on. She was probably in a knife fight with one of them before the centaur rolled up
>>97789311Not a single thing you listed made a meaningful change to the setting lmao. I guess reading low quality fanfiction might be interesting to some people but it doesn't mean it had actual impact.
Eldar truly are the white women of 40k. Everyone hates them and thirsts after them at the same time.
>>97789357Yeah, she crashed her Falcon and got in a fight, got surrounded and later on raped and killed
Resisting the desire to boxpost
>>97788117If you're genuinely convinced that the models in the trailer are the same models used for tooling the molds, you're blind and retarded. The skeleton alone should make that obvious.
>>97789363Elves typically are white-coded, White Supremacists get their subconscious BLACKED fetishes out by larping as "muh dick" humans trying to fuck (usually rape) white elf women.
>>97789367good, nobody wants to see your shit "haul"
>>97789363>>97789375I think in 40k there's some underlying stuff to it since Eldar objectively live in the best conditions out of all of the factions, so you have an extra layer of either degradation (dragging the Eldar down the the Imperium's level) or promotion via acceptance (being loved by an Eldar means you get to live among them)
>>97789367why not modelpost instead?
>>97789367i'll allow it if it's soulful old metal models or a titan
>>97789275how ever it works, what they described was that the charging unit would essentially be forced to take a desperate escape test(or something equivalent)
>>97789358>These things don't count because I say so!C'mon little bro, time to throw in the towel. It's okay if Eldar are irrelevant NPCs, not everyone can be important.
>>97789334>The funniest part is that some of them have leaned into the abuse by trying to cope and make it about 'romance'>implying than hfy fans really care about eldar
>>97789363"People" like decalfag are unironic chud permavirgins and they tunnel that hate towards Eldar, which represent feminity and beauty. Something forever out of their reach.
>>97789363That makes Dark Eldar the alt chicks, manic pixie dream girls, goths and scene girls. Which checks out.
>>97789409They're eldarfags desperate to get positive attention for the Eldar by appealing to the HFY audience, since at this point there's no other way to do it.
>>97789413What a disgusting thing to say, your mind is a twisted nether full of darkness and shameful thoughts. I hope you do better in the future.
>>97789397It's a corsair combat patrol and a vyper.>>97789394Sure
So how do Thousand Sons recruit new members?
>>97789413>"People" like decalfag He is behind for most of the anti-eldar posts itt
>>97789445
>>97789440>green and redYikes!
>>97789453Honestly, based. Makes me think better of him.
>>97789460Im being honest im like 2 of the posts tops
>>97789455
>>97789455Amazing work on that axe. Really dig the custom helmets on the knights. Makes them fit well together with the rest of the dudes. Keep the good work up brother HH!
>>97789480Shut your fat trap Anyone else watching the games?
>>97788869
>>97789489Thank you king!
>>97789491>Anyone else watching the games?I'm watching a documentary of rural clay production from 1970s Germany
>watching waacfags play
>>97789262Thank you. Yes, each Custodian took as much time and care to paint as a squad of Templars.But the BT is my favourite army nonetheless.
Wait, so the people posting the vomit pics are just eldarfags mad that the decal guy shits on them?
Quarter of the posts in here are just people puking, this is literally a job for a janitor.
What's the worst primarch on table top in terms of stats? I would assume either Magnus the Red or Fulgrim.
>>97789431Truth stings, doesn't it?
>>97789515Angron. It's to compensate for him having a respawn mechanic.
>>97789519I hope you’re glad that you’re a bully, hope that makes you sleep well at night.
>>97789525You deserve every bit of hate you get here.
>>97789525get cyber bullied, faggot
>>97789529Eldarfag melty lmao
>>97789522I thought he was the most broken?
>>97789525I sleep amazing, I hope you die
I can't find any Thousand Sons books set in 40k and Ahriman isn't the MC. You guys know any?
I'd like some new catachans please mr GW
>>97789421More projection, pajeet
>>97789511Nice try decalnigger, marine players told you to fuck off before
>>97789535Mortarion is the strongest by way of sheer bulkMagnus has a better melee statline than Angron, and he can shit out mortal wounds and ranged damageFulgrim is weak but has some nasty abilitiesAngron is just a beatstick. If he revives once then he is a colossal problem, but that's a big if.
>Russ captured in Comorragh and pegged with a giant wolf dildo
>>97789560I see we’re now diving deeper into your subconscious, sick wacko.
>>97789557>Magnus has a better melee statline than Angron>Mage has better stats than the Khorne melee dude
>>97789560Its not pegging if its a dildo that's just anal play
>>97789560>DEldarfag thinks his ideas matterYour faction matrers less than Steel Legion does, get bent faggot.
>>97789575
>>97789582>>97789575Samefag
>>97789575>>97789582I mean, it wouldn't be an Aeldari since he'd probably be too nasty for them to go near, but Drukhari wouldn't have an issue with that.>>97789572I was thinking like some wych standing on a barstool or something. Though maybe since Russ is already used to big things up there he could take it from weird angles?
>>97789570Magnus hits at S16 with his Strike, while Angrin hits at S14. More importantly Magnus' sweep is S8, while Angron's is only S7.Magnus deals less damage 'overall' but Wounds better.
>>97789584NOOOO THE POOR WOLF *pained awooooo*
>Manjueanyone here pronounce Magnus the french way?
Are there any short stories about subfactions for Chaos Space Marines? As in they're not:>Black Legion>World Eaters>Thousand Sons>Death Guard>Emperor's Children>Word Bearers>Red Corsairs>Night Lords>Alpha Legion>Iron Warriors
>>97789145No it isn't dog fucker
>>97789594>>97789584You engage in hypothetical animal abuse because you’re a sick person who needs major mental health help.
>>97789610Lean more into bashing the Eldar, they'll get assmad and crawl back to that shitty interracial thread once they get mad enough.
>this thread
>>97789575>matrersYou're being an ESL on purpose at this point.
>>97789615just a reminder you’re currently on the side of decalfag purely because you don’t like space elves.
Post your current WIP
>>97789624I'd take discussions with a furry over a those with an eldarfag any day of the week. You tards are cancerous and never shut the fuck up about your gay loser space elves.
>>97789624You can’t separate us
>>97789617Post the original
>>97789624funniest part is the hate isn't even his, he just fell for the everyone hates elves memes lmao
>>97789633>defending furfaggotryGo back to xitter you massive niggerfaggot
It's strange how easy it is to forget that 75% of this general is composed of autists just because of one turbo autist stealing the spotlight
>>97789638nice cope lmao
>>97789643The fact he plays Marines instantly makes him better and more amiable than every Eldar player in this general.
>>97789633You and decalmutant are literally the only people who brings up eldar in these threads
>>97789654trying too hard at this point
>Anons are gonna side with decalfags because they hate Eldar
>>97789145But its accurate
>>97789629
>>97789664Based kitbasher
>>97789655The fourth post in this thread is an Eldargag complaining about BL authors. You can tell because he only named authors who are known for writing Eldar books. All you fuckers do is complain about how Eldar are treated as NPCs, which is odd because they've been NPCs since the very start of 40k.
>>97789629Collage entry, gonna finish up the bloodpack this weekend. Hoping I do a good job with that.
>>97789660>>97789608Ive literally loremaxxed on you over this topic at least 5-6 times, do you really enjoy being punished that badly?
>>97789654>>97789671Trying too hard
>Red Terror Kit>Perfect opportunity for catachan>Cadians with bedsheets
>>97789647What I really don't get is why there's such a concentration of autists compared to some other generals. Sure, those have their shitposters as well but they're not borderline unusable half the time.
>>97789673You did a really awesome job, I can’t say enough good things about it.
>>97789675No you havent.
>>97789673did you freehand the chainsword? looks sweetthe yellow needs a bit of shading or blending imo it sticks out a lot as is
>>97789685Cry more, you freaks have been running rampant too long.
>>97789698Autism
>>97789698
>>97789686>oh nyoooooo the guard kit is generic guard just headswap them like every other guardfag
How come there have been no potato leaks of the box yet?Has GW hired the corporate KGB or do people genuinely not have any leaks?
Do you always varnish your models?
>>97789715Every single one personally
>>97789686I thought for a split second that they were the new catachans, but alas.I think they're cool and gives us a "commando/scout" unit which is fun, can also run their profile as veterans I'm sure.We'll have catachans soon enough.>>97789711>Look mom I posted it again!
>>97789716Very nice, great job so far Wolfbro
>>977897153 coats, boat varnish
Tau guy doesn’t even have his models fully painted, what a pathetic sap.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO KITBASH TO CUSTOMIZE THE MODELS TO MY TASTE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>97789748I want to kitbash gue'vesa proxies for tau
>>97789687We're playing pretend with toys in a fantasy world. I can see why it would attract autists
>>97789747Neither do you with all those unpainted details, don't throw stones.
>>97789747Thank god we're leaving L ruins and circles behind.>>97789716Why do they keep pretending bolt carbines are a separate weapon? Can't they just call it a boltgun and get rid of bolt rifles? Or at least restrict them to sternguard?
>>97788013Are they gonna reveal something else during the adepticon or is it just tournament rounds now?thought theyd reveal the box contents at least
>>97789748You have zero (0) kitbashes
>>97789647my favourite autist here is the dominatefag and his inability to paint all the models he buys
>>97789748newfags' first experience is GW giving three barely different looking bolters different weapon profilesgive them a break
>>97789787Wasn't he making his own washes like 3 months back?
>>97789763cool
>>97789560>Russ gets taken to Commoragh and has a completely normal space wolf dayI don't get it.
>>97789771Post models
>>97789787Yeah, at least he's the charming kind of autist that is aware of his shortcomings and is able to joke about them. Not a cretin that will spam down entire threads because someone insulted his toy soldier faction or pretend space daddy that he uses as a father figure he lacked all his life.
>>97789792They cut their fingers off?
>>97789802Nobody here matches that description
>>97789171You can't charge out of rhinos. They just made a rule so that if a transport is surrounded by models in melee the unit inside can actually fight when disembarking. A land raider allows the unit inside to charge out of it the full charge distance.
>>97789802Here comes the peanut gallery
>>97789801hellblasters?
>>97789804you gotta greenstuff the fingers yourself if you use tau arms
>>97789795He takes no pleasure from this, also dark eldar washed him in tau's water storage
>>97789822That's honestly a pretty cool gun kitbash there.>>97789828>drew carey made him take a bathYou're right, he'd hate it.
>>97789831It's from Duncan's Tau Human auxiliary video.
>>97789822Looks like a lasgun with a pulse rifle slapped on. Rest looks really good, though. I think you should embrace them using Gue'vesa gear and slap on a pulse rifle on the sargeant
>>97789763some do, as a form of ritual sacrifice to reaffirm their dedication to the greater good.
>>97788340CSMI will never buy possessed, I will actively avoid any combo box that they try to shove them in. Actual dogshit waste of points I’d rather take nurglings.
>>97789686They'd make for a good Tanith 1st wouldn't they?
This is how I Gue'vesa
>>97789763Go for it
>>97789877Anon...
>>97789873>waste of pointsimagine reasoning like that
>>97788031I have a game later today and I might even post a picture of it, if I don't get my ass beat
>>97789889>Picking white scheme first Yikes
>>97789851I really have no interest in collecting tau but these are cool, I'm gonna have to watch it. Is it basically just a guardsman but with fire warrior upper torso pieces?>>97789855It has the benefit of being minimal-effort while still looking nice, though I'd personally replace the power pack with some tau greebly. That way it looks like either a lasgun that's been converted, or a pulse rifle that's specifically made to have lasgun ergonomics for gue'vesa troops.
>>97788340The Heldrake is the only daemon engine, and the only currently supported CSM unit, that I have negative interest in owning and using
>>97789887I don't follow the novels, are they all dead? I know Gaunt's Ghosts box exists but you can't really make an army out of it.
>>97789860post the giant tank pls, its my favorite
>>97789629Not exactly WIP since I literally just finished it, but here you go!
>>97789921luckily i have some recent ones since i just got a light box.
What could GW do to expand Haemonculi besides adding their missing units?
>>97789860Nice work on that chainsword dude. The first thing you do when seeing guevesa is count the fingers.
>>97789923And other side
>>97789934
>>97789675>Ive literally coped on you over this topic at least 5-6 timesYeah, doesn't make the image any less accurate
>>97789946
>>97789910>Is it basically just a guardsman but with fire warrior upper torso pieces?And a bit of pulse rifle too at the end of the lasgun.
>>97789923>>97789940>Woah in Progress>>97789934>>97789946Finally, T'au banblade
>>97789748>>97789780Speaking of shitting non-kitbashers, how much of my army needs to be kitbashed? What if I like the sculpt as is? Do I still kitbash?
>>97789960yeah its my baneblade equivalent (counts as a stormsurge) I call it the King Crab.
>>97789935They should scrap the whole subfactions within a subfaction thing
>>97789934>>97789946>>97789958thank you, i forgot that the base is also sick
>>97789959Might be a neat display project. And tau themselves to make nice basing corpses, in theory. Might even make a gue'vesa basing corpse.
>>97789968Attack its weakpoint for>Massive damage
>>97789949
>>97789690Thanks a lot anon. I really hope i dont ruin him with some bad glass effects on the backpack. >>97789697I did freehand yeah, thats why the bottom spikes of the khorne symbol are a bit wobbly. My brush kept slipping on the raised edge of the plastic. The yellow is a bit overblown cause the light is blaring down straight on the model. It looks a lot less noticeable irl. The mouth and eyes are meant to look like hes straight up spitting glowing fire though so it is just pure yellow.
>>97789998You use a lot of Disney images/gifs huh
>>97790024His whole understanding of relationships comes from Disney flicks and women's forums
>>97789949grok summarized some books for himyou wouldn't understand
>>97790024It perfectly incapsulates my position hereLike this freak for example>>97790060
ork bros, how long until we feast? when does 11e come out?
>>97790072new editions release in June
>>97789935horde unit of slaves with torture devicesvehicle that looks like some hellraiser shit brutish combat oriented homunculusprototype weaponry oriented homunculusstatuesque frankenstein monster that uses as reference the body works gallery and the blood eagle torture for a "fake angel" centerpiece, if craftworld eldar have eva units with the wraithknight, this should look more like sachiel or the god warriorotherwise I don't think they should have much else, other unit types I think would be better explored by other parts of the dark eldar faction, like gladiatorial beasts or units that specialised in this or that kind of weapon
Colossal pores, actual craters, trypohpobia triggers
>>97790071but that's you, decalfag.
3 year editions are too fast
>>97790099Not when they're shit
>>97790099it's more like 6 years editions
>>97789998>t. Village idiot
>>97789935People twisted into the shape of beastsIn a scary way not a sexy way
>>97789748I don't really like the look of the vanilla Hippogriff with the tires, so I'm gonna see if I can kitbash it into something more like a Somua S35 by adding treads. Only question is do I use standard Russ/Chimera treads as the base or find smaller ones.
>>97790071Don't talk about yourself so harshly, but I'm also glad you're growing some self awareness
>>97789934Hey I remember that thing, you made it like, 4 years ago right? From a couple of fucked up kits.
Will I be able to find the ork half on ebay for 60 bucks when the starter box drops? In the us, btw.
It seems like GW's stopped putting out the sprue overviews on their webstore for ene units. Not good
>>97790131RETVRN
>>97790144100 is the bare minimum you're gonna see it at, more realistically it'll be ~$150.
>>97790144probably 90 dollars at the absolute cheapest**if it's priced like leviathan/skaventide
>>97790131I wish the tires were armored or something.
>>97790060The piss stain really sells it
What's the statue at your GW /40kg/?
>>97790144Leviathan was 250$, Skaventide was 265$. I can see Armageddon being 280$, which means 140$ split. I can see it managing to reach 100$ on eBay because all the people interested in the Marine half, but not less.
>>97789560Checks out>>97789686>>97789877I for one am keen to turn that box into Tanith ghosts. Will need some slight tweaking but it's 90% there
>>97790168>going to a GW to playEh, independents are always better. Mine serves coffee and beer (and the models are even cheaper than buying direct)
>>97789686Im so fucking tired of human kill teams. they are all the fucking same. The moment I see human slaves or some shit for tau or dark eldar im gonna lose my shit.
>>97790165attention to detail is what makes a good artist
>>97790212>Complaint accepted, we are going instead to release anothe eleven space marine teams
>>97790168The 10 year old son of the LGS owner made this clay tormentor helmet shortly after they were released. Always thought it was cute.
>>97790212I wouldn't go that far but I am sick of guard reskins (being anything comprising a bunch of lightly armored humans with las- or autoguns)
>>97790229
>>97790240>10 year old kid painted better lenses than most people in this generalhuh
>corsair CP instructions show the sprue for the falcon turret in their image of the sprues>but don't show the sprue for the top of the tank itselfHow does GW fuck up so much? Small multi billion dollar company
>>97790168my local warhammer store doesn't have one>>97790246those lenses are bigger than an entire marine model
>>97790240>>97790229Slaaneshi birdo
>>97790212Dark Eldar really are just an entire faction of kill teams if you think about it. Almost every infantry unit in their range (or used to be in their range) would kind of make sense as a kill team. Not to mention how much they use Xenos mercs and blades for hire as well.They could probably make a whole Kill team season or Necromunda/Blackstone Fortress spin-off based off of their weird foreign quarter in Commoragh (Sex Maegra?) where all of the mercenaries compete with one another.
>>97790229>>97790240Aww wholesome af and a great job!>>97790262An idea too based to come to fruition, rip
>>97788340Chaos MarinesBasically any of the daemon / possessed units. I just don't care about big creatures or bloated fleshy monsters in a hyper-fantasy scifi setting no matter how game-breaking their rules are, give me hellforged battle-armor and war machines featuring ridiculous baroque styling with spikes & chains everywhere, but do not run up on me with that organic shit. The Heldrake gets a pass because it's so dumb it's good.
>>97790262imagine if they spent all that time using kill team for drukhari instead of something like imperial agents.
>>97788340VotannAnything that isn't related to Destiny
>Girl's KT at GW were Scout Marines painted light blue, pink, and light purple with white fur around their necks and rabbit ears
>>97790321So you're telling me, you played against an Easter-bunny themed Girl's Scouts? That's pretty good.
>>97789686Catachan Kill Team was perfect to pair with Kroot or Striking Scorpions
>>97790321If she was a biological girl it's allowed
>>97788340>WraithsI like my army as a whole but I wished I could get my Doom of Mymeara units back.
>>97788340I play eldar but I have no interest whatsoever in the flyers
>>97788013Genuinely don't know what the collage is because the rules get posted once and I'm often working or doing something else.
>>97790168>What's the statue at your GW /40kg/?We dont have one. the store is basically one of the storage closet ones only good for picking up your orders from to save on shipping.
>>97790144>tfw have plenty of marine friends to go halves withso comfy, ork bros are going to be so comfy this edition
>>97789860Guevesa breachers is just so fitting. Its the perfect tale to send in the human allies to be the dangerous first wave.
>>97790453ill have to wait to see the marine models. I might keep that half if it'll complement my current small crimson fists. They are made out of starter box minis...
>>97790426>the store is basically one of the storage closet ones only good for picking up your orders from to save on shippingWould mine be one as it is quite tiny as there's only two tables and two display tables with boxes for all the games. The fucking cookie store and sandwich shop right next to them is bigger.
ImperiumFaction CountSpace Marines 30Blood Angels 7Dark Angels 19Space Wolves 10Black Templars 6Deathwatch 3Grey Knights 6Adeptus Custodes 12Adepta Sororitas 6Astra Militarum 20Adeptus Mechanicus 4Imperial Knights 14Imperial Agents 3ChaosFaction CountChaos Space Marines 26World Eaters 16Thousand Sons 10Death Guard 11Chaos Daemons 10Emperor's Children 12Chaos Knights 16XenosFaction CountAeldari 13Drukhari 10Necrons 28Orks 14T’au Empire 16Tyranids 20Genestealer Cults 4Leagues of Votann 10Why the fuck are Tyranids so popular?
>>97790479they were in the 10th edition starter box would be my guess
>>97790479starter factions are always boosted in popularity by the fact they are in a starter you don't want to know what would happen to marines if they weren't in every starter
>>97790502explain world eaters being more popular than death guard then
>>97790509Death Guard stinky
>>97790509more recent release, and rules
>>97790509World Eaters are good in the current meta and Deathguard are not and you are using numbers of tournament lists brought for each faction to a current event for your analysis.
>>97790516>more recent releaseclearly not a factor since necrons are more popular than nids>rulesWE have worse rules and less models
>Helbrutes are online onlyThe fuck is this shit?
>>97790522Necrons had the Nightbringer and Destroyer lord release more recently while Tyranids only had a Prime.
Give Custodes with this feel
>>97790479i swear to god there is always an identical amount of admech and GSC players in every eventthe true hive mind
>>97790532The current model sucks no reason to buy it until they update it.
>>97790546They're identical in the sense of both being horrifically complicated to play and all being ugly weirdos and being a smaller subfaction of a greater whole.
>>97790522necrons literally only got popular when they got made a starter box faction. same as nidsjust fucking advertise a faction and give them regular model releases and they will sell, its always been that simple
>>97790532Just buy the dominator engine instead.
>>97790565nids were always popular
>>97790532That means its old and in plain white boxes
i took a co-worker out to play 40k at a local place after workhe seemed really into it
>>97790640you can play obscure wargames like quar for 40 dollars and they have better rulesets
new bread>>97790646>>97790646>>97790646
>>97790625Cute, did you get a kiss at the end of the date?>>97790640They are not. The buy-in to most other wargames is far lower. Check out the Battletech starter box and how many mechs you get for the price (note you'll typically only field ~4 mechs at a time). Check out the average amount of dudes needed for Infinity and how much they cost. James has always sold their slop at a ridiculous premium.
>>97790383Those look great and wraiths are cool
>>97789934Holy shit it’s real.
>>97789489Heil Hitler?
