Splinter editionPrevious: >>97708621>News & RemindersFood Chain is banned in HistoricArena Direct Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles March 27-29; win up to two Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Play boxeshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-march-23-2026>Secrets of Strixhaven Spoilershttps://scryfall.com/sets/sos?order=spoiled>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQThoughts on SoS so far?
>>97792409It's looking like a pretty rote 5-lane set where you pick a two-color combo and force it. Every common and uncommon feeds into the payoff mechanics, and you don't so much draft it as hope you didn't choose the same school as two other people in your pod. They brought back converge but are terrified of putting it on an X spell where it might be useful. Cancel got powercrept by Mana Drain but god forbid putrefy with lifegain can be an instant.
It's not turtles, so I'm happy
TMNT doesn't vibe with M:tG's aesthetics and gameplay. Yuck.
Wonder if i should.What are better lands options?
>>97795823They are weebish but they are nice. I was considering it too.
>>97795823Japan town lands are good, but I like the Japanese field lands a bit more because of the mountains and swamps.Phyrexian lands are also commonly used sets.The Theros constellation lands are pretty nice.And then maybe the Unfinity planet lands if you like the sci-fi theme.
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>>97796198Thnx for this post, i enjoy space lands theme too. I will wait for them to go on daily deals.
The only good thing to come out of tmnt release are the free packs.
I just played against someone who spent extra money to get the sheboon versions of paradise druid and bloom tender
>>97798507Actually that was a bot specifically made to advertise those cosmetics and cards to you
>>97798507Oh don't pretend like you wouldn't love for them to pin you down and fuck your brains out with their bbcs you little slut
Donated 5€ to Ashlizzlle for playing cat oven in pioneerI'll keep donating when she plays eternal formats
I'm not super experienced with mtga, but I've played on and off over the years, and came up with this deck. I've run across similar decks which included red/white before, but I kinda like the mon-black nature of mine. Anyone have any obvious/clear suggestions for better cards or straight upgrades?Format is modern, and I've gotten to diamond.
>>97802259I'll admit I'm having trouble clocking the precise level of trolling you're at but solid effort. Perforator Crocodile is the real masterstroke here.
>>97802340Sadly I'm not trolling, I'm just retarded. Moments like this, which happen fairly often, are the ones I live for. Iona is insane, obviously. And Perforator Crocodile goes hard as well. I get lots of turn four resignations.
>>97802358I see. The issue at hand is that your list isn't legal in Modern so I'm not sure what format you're playing in. I presume Historic?
>>97802381Oh, sorry. As previously stated, retarded (also drunk). I play modern OTB and Historic in Arena.
>>97802385Gotcha. I haven't followed historic in around 5 years, ever since Alchemy got added. Can't really help you there beyond generic advice of trying to get 4x for your most important cards instead of having random 1-2 copies of things. Reanimator is a hard archetype to get going because it's very vulnerable to hate pieces and has a bunch of moving parts. But, if you're having fun that's the important thing.
Altheriax wrote a sweet reply to my comment, I wonder if hes cuteHis voice is cute
>>97792409IMPORTANT MESSAGE:If you give wizards money, you support trannies and degenerates. Correct way to play Arena is to to be FTP forever, and rage about the shuffler, even though you're playing in 1% Mythic.
>>97803604>mtg is only for straight mentally stable contributors to society ONLY!!!Kek retard.
>>97805198not retarded enough to give wotc money, haha!
>>97805352Just your time and personnel data? Gotcha very nice and not retarded at all. Jk. Lol. Lmao.
Remember to log in to claim your FREE 3k exp towards the turtlepass and 2 random cosmetics for your favourite common turtle cardsyay
>>97792409TMNT set sucks though
Not great, not horrible there is some charm in this bloomburrow lands, however i will pass because they are too cutesy.
>force of will is coming to timelessyay
>>97811587I like the stain-glass or storybook lands when I'm looking for whimsy.
>>97811587They mentioned somewhere that you'd be smart to save your gold for tomorrow, Wednesday. Don't ask me why
>have 20 mastery orbs>all the stuff you can buy is gayFug.
stinky tranny stench of failure keeps any mentally stable straight male from posting ittenjoy the 10 astroturf replies a day op
urza-chan posted in my thread!play nice and ill give you attention and (You)s again
how t f are you people playing this game instead of MTGO which lets you actually own the cards. and has commander?
>>97814929I play commander in person, and I like that if I need some random bullshit chase rare it's one out of dozens of wildcards rather than twenty actual dollars.
>>97814929>MTGO which lets you actually own the cardsTell us how many complete sets you've redeemed?The answer of course is 0 because then you lose the cards online forever.
Hey Arenaheads!Make a Ketramose deck that doesn't autodie to the ladder!
This is new, innit? No reason to bother with Standard for a while, then
>currently achievement hunting because nothing else better to do in this game>chasing "win 10 historic ranked games with a deck without rares and mythics">try monowhite life gain>too slow>go monoblack discard/bandit's talent>opp doesn't even get to play the gameinsane how good that deck is and it doesn't even need rares or mythics
Weathered sleeve for sale? Is this poggers?
>>97812697Told ya
>1.78GB download
>>97817264I like it and got it.>>97817371How long does the sale last, just for the day?
>>97817557I think the frog's up for a week but the sleeve's only for today, ye
>>97817586I bought them and they turned into something else!? I guess i got pranked this cant be legal though.
>>97817632so don't get them?
>>97817632>>97817788Well known bug, devs have already addressed it in their weekly update streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtqkxkt7Hygthey talk about it at the 1 hour mark, you'll get your items by Friday
>>97814929I wish I played MTGO back in the day for Constructed. I don't want to drop $300-400 on it to get a Legacy deck as the startup cost now.I have unlimited gems on Arena and farm gems whenever I draft, which is pretty much the only thing I use the platform for.
>>97817788>>97817925Im just joking i didnt buy those shits and you are all april fools. PRANKED.
>>97818181But... the dev stream... they literally addressed your specific issue...
>>97818181How could you..