Have you heard the Primordial Truth?
>>97807967Winner of the setting btw
>>97807967Corax victim
>>97807967he's jewish
>>97807970No that's the Imperium. The entire Ecclesiarchy is a Jewish cult, the space marines are golems and the God Emperor is the greatest rabbi to ever exist. He performed Metzitzah b'peh on each of the primarchs. Chaos is for Aryans.
>yet another fucking off-topic /tg/ spam threadThe other one getting moved wasn't enough for you? >>>/tg/97801429 Fuck off.
You missed your general on /tg/. Again.
>>97807972>>97807973hello
>>97807972>>97807973*braaaaaaap*
>>97807972>>97807973You tell 'em xisters
>>9780797240k has so many games that talking about 40k is /v/
>>97807969I'm fairly sure it was Erebus who diddled him.
>>97807968Won twice but the belated first victory came too late after he stopped wanting to win that one
>>97807967Have you painted any models recently?
>>97807967The primordial truth sayth: "Ye Firste Poster be a Sodomite"
/tg/ is SFW /trash/
>>97807967Fucking Khorne's Witnesses. I said no!
>>97807971The Ecclesiarchy is so cool, yet no one plays up what bastards they are. The whole reason the Imperium has such diversity of religion despite having one church is because they just make up new theology for each planet to get them to convert to it the as quickly as possible. It doesn't matter if these backwards savages know the intricacies of the Emperor's being, just that they worship him and don't rebel from the Imperium.
>>97807968yeah but that because the primordial truth and chaos are fundamentally personified entropy, and their 'winning' is the equilibrium of energy
>>97807967>The Primordial Truth.Nigger that ain't the truth. That is a fanfiction you just made up to reconcile your dumb religious beliefs with warp phenomena, before you started praying to them and fucking everyone over because 'w-well gods have to be r-real'.
>>97809336That's called Perennialism, it's the nice way to fold new groups into your religion. The mean way is to top-down replace the entire cultural conception of divinity at gunpoint.I'm actually impressed that the Ecclesiarchy is so nice about this, letting people conceptualize the Emperor in their own novel way is astonishingly liberal for the Imperium of Man.
>>97807967Literally the best Chaos chapter based purely on the amount of seethe they generate from imperiumfags.
>>97807967>gives no upside>tortures you for eternitySick, absolutely sick religion bro
>>97813506>The mean way is to top-down replace the entire cultural conception of divinity at gunpoint.This rarely ever works.
>>97807967I HAVEN'T "HEARD" A DAMNED THING IN A GOOD 10,000 YEARS, BOOK BOY!
>>97813506It's because they're the masters of brainwashing and work on a long scale. They are the carrot while the rest of the Imperium is the stick. They seed missionaries and orders of sisters who act as spies to slowly crumble the host culture generations before Imperial forces show up. All to make the host culture naturally more subservient to their new masters. And if they don't, they can be wiped out and replaced by pilgrims.
>>97813694That's how you can tell it's real and not just cope to comfort the grieving and the dying.
>>97817686The Imperium is De-Jure any place where humans exist. During the Great Crusade, before the emergence of the Imperial Creed the Emperor essentially reconquered all (or the vast majority of) the worlds colonied by humanity in remote antiquity. When the Emperor died, large swathes of this territory were abandoned, but the people there sitll remembered the Emperor. This is why in Eisenhorn they find themselves on a completely uncharted world in the middle of nowhere and the people there still worship the Emperor, albeit in a dimly remembered way.The Ecclesiarchy is not a tool of control per-se, because half of the rebellions are led by local Cardinals or priests. Rather, it deliberately acts as a cultural lubricant to allow what ought to be millions of discrete nations to coexist under the same banner, and also as a source of common ground between conflicting factions as common to them as their shared humanity.The Merchants being robbed and the Pirates robbing them are both worshippers of the Emperor, and nobody in that scenario would see anyything strange about that.wtf is up with this new capcha
>>97807971This but unironically. Order is slavery, Chaos is freedom.
