Elves in trouble editionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated.Thread question:Do your elves get in trouble a lot? How?Previous >>97741661
>>97814421Finally a good OP
>>97814421>Wholesome >Thread image is gooner shitMental illness
>>97814540The mental illness is continuing to deny that it is a general thread, and then citing things they do as reasons it's not a general. The only thing that separates this from a general thread is the title.
>>97814553What in the blue fuck does that have to do with the over-active subsection of people on this board who have an autistic fixation with posting elf porn whenever elves are mentioned?
>>97814540>>97814568>>Noldornigger or one of his acolytes already baited in by the image in the OP.lollmao
>>97814568It's a core feature of this general thread.
>>97814568this is not a general tho
>>97814421Sci-Fi setting with hyper-advanced alien shapeshifters who take on the form of Elves because they think this will make humans more comfortable dealing with them. Made up an obviously false backstory about being distant cousins of humanity who left Earth for space millennia before the invention of electricity and have finally reunited with them. Name their own colonies stuff like "Atlantis" and "Avalon," gaslight and brainwash their own agents to believe the story to make it more believable.They intend to use humanity as a steamroller to clear out rival powers so that they can inhabit the gas giants unimpeded, as that is their natural environment.The human leadership have figured out that this is a trick (Atlantis, really?) but go along with it because their commitment to the bit is charming, and nobody wants to live on gas giants anyway.Regular citizens are aware that the Elves are actually ethereal beings that take on the pointy eared shape for convenience, but this sounds like the sort of thing Elves would be able to do anyway so it doesn't break the kayfabe.
>>97814568Is it really worth getting upset over? Degenerates bedevil every milieu of life, and you are very fortunate if you aren't one of them.
>>97814421isn't that the bitch from kuroinu?
>>97814421Traditional games?
>>97744091>>97744164Lodoss War was specifically made to teach new people how tabletop RPG's worked, since readers were confused and writing letters to a magazineSo I don't know how "authentic" it is, it's intentionally paint by the numbers
A cute elf with a thick accent from a region not very far away you never heard about offers you a bit overpriced raspberries. Do you buy them?>>97812983>A Witch's life in MongolInteresting style. I don't like reading noncomplete mangas anymore but I'll give it a look>I'm curious how the other two pc branches of the clan worked outAight so our three PCs are related. There are two branches of the family and we have three generations alive in it.>Telonius | Half Elf | Rogue/Bard?First comes our first PC which is a half-elf (eww but okay) and he is a historian and art patron of the clan. He collects various pieces of history and local oral traditions. He works with the people which we govern. He makes the offbranch (clan leader's father's first wife that was an elf). He is about 80 if I remember but looks late like in his late 30s/early 40s>Pormeus Cain | Human | BarbarianThen comes my Barbarian. He is the younger brother of the clan leader. He is the clan's diplomat and is responsible with gathering info on local nobles. He travels a lot and rarely spends any time home.>Valen | Human | Artificer?Last comes our third PC which is the son of the Clan Leader and current heir to the clan. He is somewhat autistic and is good with technology. He seems completely uninterested in his role as heir though. He is bored with politics but is pressured by the whole family to do his duty.>>97814553What mental illness is trying to prove the elf thread is general or not? What difference (if any) does it make?>>97814421i fucking hate the porn addiction creep on image boards
>>97814421my elf is a ninja
>"wholesome">hentai rape pornI'm just going to dump some Eldar.
>>97815639>I'm just going to dump some Eldar.That'll sure show them.
>the other thread hasn't even reached the bump limitLmao, fuck this guy.
>>97814421Where noldorchud?
Phew, that was close.
>>97815755Eldar have always had the best looking tanks in 40k.
>>97815639>someSeems a bit more than 'some'.
>>97815639What on Earth is he holding there?
What drives a man to do this insanity? Spending hours of time on an anonymous website to try to police what an unknown number of anonymous posters do. Bro, it takes 5 mins for a single person to just remake the thread or post something you dislike tomorrow or the day after or whenever to upset you again. You achieve nothing with this, you could this forever and nothing could change. Are you even thinking or is this some autistic red-mist fit moment?
What is the purpose of one random faggot bloating the thread up to nearly 2/3 of the limit in the span of a few hours, overnight?
>>97816040Some creature's heart that he just pulled out, I assume.
>>97816046Some of the best ongoing threads on /tg/ got taken out because of one or two psychotic retards making it their mission to ruin everything.
Anyways.Elves; everyone love them unless you're a manlet dorf lol.
>>97816071Orcs hate them too.
>>97815593What a happy Arrianne working her stall while the uncle gets to chat. Now if she had some raspberry cider I bet they'd make a killing. Nice snake skin belts tho.The anime is coming out in July of this year as well which is how I heard of it https://youtu.be/AA9GMXHQhR8I wonder if Telonius is an art thief and forger? Though if one is collecting secret history doing it through art and oral tradition is probably a good way to do it. Plus even half elves should have some advantage in years. Depending on how the elves of this world are doing I'd imagine they could be a big source of info unless they play along to authority, got conquered, or forced underground by the magic police state.Barbar with wanderlust is quite classic, and considering the state of the world ironically still the most responsible role for finding nobles who are getting up to silly things. With the campaign focus on intrigue I must imagine there may be another reason to avoid too much time at home. Perhaps the resemblance to certain other player's character lol.I had an Artificer character myself in a pathfinder game of The Abomination Vaults campaign recently. It was pretty fun. A crit fishing sort of fighter with some neat gadgets, a fancy advanced weapon, where magic and technology could cross paths. He did turn out to be very handy for certain aspects of the campaign. High str and high int, with a bit less wisdom. A bit of himbo energy. Didn't get to use as many of the Artificer traps as I wanted. His name was Arthur.also wtf is this april fools day captcha lol
>>97816075True, though tbf those shitters are a hateful bunch by nature; hating even themselves.
>>97815607to elaborate, just taking a page out of the sheikahdue to living in a hidden leaf village and having greater than usual agility, elves are the resident ninjas of the setting and are the ones who get to use dual wielded wakizashi, kunai, and katanas
Where can I find a dark Eldari girl who won't torture me or won't cuck me?
>>97816056>>97816046Noldorfag's been doing this argument against government aid for ten years now.Saddest thing is that he probably pays to post on 4chan
>>97816116>waiter I want a glass of water, but it better not be wet and clear!
>>97816135Waifufags never truly care about the thing they waifu, just a trimmed down caricature devoid of all the meaningful traits of the original idea.
Noldorfag doesn't actually care about elves, he just want to be seen throwing tantrums
This High Elf Lord mini, from 8th edition Warhammer Fantasy, will NEVER be released again.So if you want to run this unit, you either have to kitbash one or use the older metal model.
>>97816207Wait, you can't run a high elf lord on a griffin in general (the lord does not exist in TOW) or is it just the figure itself that's discontinued?
>>97816207this mage as well.>>97816220The figure itself, you can still run a high elf lord on a griffin.The main reason as why GW will never re-release them is because of the sprue. These were attached with the Skaven models, for the 8th ed. Island of Blood boxset.
Noldorchad, do you have arts from FFG Conquest board game? Baharroth especially
>>97815878Striking Scorpions are so fucking cool.
>>97816245Sorry, I'm afraid I have not.Should hunt for new images at some point.>>97816266They sure are.
>>97816283Thank you anyway, its always good to see good eldar stuff
>>97816351Big space elf boobs
Deed.
>>97816116Your best bet would be one of the Ynnari Eldar, since they draw from Dark and Craftworld Eldar, IIRC.>>97816135>>97816151Or, you know, he just wants the sexy fun times without being tortured or mutilated, just saying.
>Spam through the night and almost image limitI guess the next thread will be needed soon with an even hotter image
>>97815607>traditional ninja lore has them living in hidden villages in the mountains and practice esoteric mystical artshmmm
>come into thread>nearly all of it is filteredOne of those big melty days huh.
Where's the Drawf? How can we be superior if we don't have a drawf?
>>97818188What's a Drawf though?
>>97818215You know, that extra short human-thing. They live in the dirt. They might eat dirt too.
>>97818076OP's should be allowed to set rules for threads. I loved the early threads, but it's just fucking image spam and AI slop these days. Sad.
>>97818358>OP's should be allowed to set rules for threadsAnd that's how we get reddit.
